my favorite paternity court moments

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  • @jacktart3280
    @jacktart3280 5 лет назад +93361

    Oooooooooh honey and that’s how to get annihilated in just 6 minutes and 44 seconds

  • @hellicure
    @hellicure 4 года назад +18273

    "What?"
    Judge *"So you have chosen.. Death."*

    • @sunbabbyyy1776
      @sunbabbyyy1776 4 года назад +57

      LOL

    • @Marley-18.
      @Marley-18. 4 года назад +147

      Lmao, she wasn’t having it

    • @Scarfy_0S
      @Scarfy_0S 4 года назад +100

      Bro she’s scary af

    • @hellicure
      @hellicure 4 года назад +107

      @@Scarfy_0S lmao i would NOT want to be standing infront of her if I'm on the wrong

    • @Scarfy_0S
      @Scarfy_0S 4 года назад +20

      AbdullraK *I KNOW RIGHT ;-;*

  • @anarchist_parable
    @anarchist_parable 4 года назад +20002

    "It's my child now but it wasn't then."
    Boy, bye

    • @johnathanpatrick6118
      @johnathanpatrick6118 4 года назад +548

      Yeah...it. Not 'she'. I swear, the nerve of some parents...🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @charlotteautumn4177
      @charlotteautumn4177 4 года назад +517

      That guy really got on my nerves, he was so arrogant and rude the whole time

    • @alexthefangirl6136
      @alexthefangirl6136 4 года назад +286

      What do you expect from a person with that kind of bad perm

    • @salmayussuf2699
      @salmayussuf2699 4 года назад +93

      I was so confused how was the child not his before but is now???

    • @einsteinboricua
      @einsteinboricua 4 года назад +46

      Salma Yussuf we don’t have all the details, but just like in Maury, there are cases of mothers having a kid and turning men away, until they get in a tight spot and then they wanna claim them as the father figure. I could understand if he was excluded until recently.

  • @chicle_de_menta
    @chicle_de_menta 3 года назад +11229

    "No you look confused period!"
    Queen shit.

    • @boop5636
      @boop5636 3 года назад +115

      He look like roger rabbit and dollar store Gerard way had a son

    • @Cherrycherryemoji
      @Cherrycherryemoji 3 года назад +142

      he looks like a fucked up ed sheeran tbh

    • @shrav6304
      @shrav6304 3 года назад +35

      He looks like Ben Shapiro and ed sheeran

    • @TK-cg4ks
      @TK-cg4ks 3 года назад +50

      @@Cherrycherryemoji Ed Sheeran already looks like a fucked up Ed Sheeran😭

    • @Cherrycherryemoji
      @Cherrycherryemoji 3 года назад +44

      @@TK-cg4ks this is so fucked up why are you right 😭

  • @biscuits2463
    @biscuits2463 3 года назад +2499

    “it’s my child now, but it wasn’t then,”
    never in my life have i wanted to strangle someone this badly

  • @josephscott6001
    @josephscott6001 5 лет назад +17237

    Imagine if she was allowed to cuss?
    All hell would break loose

    • @0x00Fyou
      @0x00Fyou 5 лет назад +191

      who says she isn't she's her own boss

    • @0x00Fyou
      @0x00Fyou 5 лет назад +87

      @Travis Griffin Yeah the network. But couldn't they just censor it out if she says it just once? It's not the end of the world if she cusses!

    • @xhale671
      @xhale671 4 года назад +309

      Imo its more frightening and mature if she dont cuss

    • @meganc1833
      @meganc1833 4 года назад +58

      She wouldn't maybe it would slip a couple of times but she's mature and knows it's not proper etiquette

    • @brandondaniels9471
      @brandondaniels9471 4 года назад +19

      My mother is just like the judge. And, my Mom cusses like it's an art form 🤣

  • @whit9198
    @whit9198 5 лет назад +9331

    “She wasn’t my child then but it is now.” Me:Tf?💀

    • @ShanteeHaynes
      @ShanteeHaynes 5 лет назад +170

      I mean...how tho??

    • @empresserica
      @empresserica 5 лет назад +35

      Lol. Right

    • @RiderofGary
      @RiderofGary 4 года назад +271

      i think lord farquad meant that he didnt know from conception that the child was his, but his pea sized brain just cut out the important words and came out with that

    • @Dr_Mantis_Toboggan
      @Dr_Mantis_Toboggan 4 года назад +94

      That’s what happens when you make a child with Ed Sheeran‘s younger brother I suppose.

    • @laurakubacka2411
      @laurakubacka2411 4 года назад +32

      that guy lucks like he could be the spokesperson for lucky charms

  • @ryn8613
    @ryn8613 5 лет назад +16364

    "it's my kid now but it wasn't then"
    DID HER DNA CHANGE????

  • @shimmermetimbers1531
    @shimmermetimbers1531 3 года назад +14963

    “He didn’t push away”. He didn’t consent either. That’s literally sexual assault.

    • @Shou_22
      @Shou_22 3 года назад +843

      As Krillin says "Just because it didn't reject you doesn't imply consent".

    • @thegreatest1176
      @thegreatest1176 3 года назад +48

      but he should have pushed away, unless he wasn't conscious

    • @lifeboat6284
      @lifeboat6284 3 года назад +1011

      @@thegreatest1176 she shouldn’t have harassed him. you thought about that?

    • @robbinkd
      @robbinkd 3 года назад +16

      Literally.

    • @realafah
      @realafah 3 года назад +527

      @@thegreatest1176 from what I gather, he was intoxicated at the time.
      Also, a famous quote that is spread like the plague is "consent isn't just the occurrence of a 'no', but the absence of yes."
      She fully admitted that just because he didn't say no (or was unable to say no due to intoxication), just just assumed it was okay.
      I know a lot of cases that were rule reversed in which it was heavily considered to be rape or sexual assault.
      But I guess since it's a man, it's just funny? (according to the audience anyway)

  • @mollieraye1174
    @mollieraye1174 5 лет назад +19864

    I could literally be the most respectful person to her and she could slightly raise her voice and I’d cry

  • @annaf2370
    @annaf2370 5 лет назад +35208

    If she raised her voice to me I would break down in tears...

    • @ilimitadouc
      @ilimitadouc 4 года назад +307

      Anal no problem, getting scolded OMG

    • @zestyfruitloops6290
      @zestyfruitloops6290 4 года назад +36

      RubiAmethyst you’re a pussy then

    • @maddestmewmew
      @maddestmewmew 4 года назад +884

      @@zestyfruitloops6290 some people have trauma susan

    • @beatm6948
      @beatm6948 4 года назад +590

      I have issues with confrontation.

    • @zenzonerzz4789
      @zenzonerzz4789 4 года назад +246

      @@zestyfruitloops6290 ok damn charen go back to the 1950's

  • @lidiasmarket9525
    @lidiasmarket9525 4 года назад +16425

    she cares more about the kids than their own parents do

    • @mnhjess9311
      @mnhjess9311 3 года назад +1

      @MoneyLuvs Me I mean It’s Actings

    • @Ghosty716
      @Ghosty716 3 года назад +37

      @@mnhjess9311 then enjoy your babies or child support, whatever you pick when you impregnated women

    • @mnhjess9311
      @mnhjess9311 3 года назад +2

      @@Ghosty716 pull out game Strong 💪🏽

    • @mnhjess9311
      @mnhjess9311 3 года назад +2

      @@SheWolfTheSavage Ya Name Is Shewolfsavage Stfu

    • @mnhjess9311
      @mnhjess9311 3 года назад

      @@SheWolfTheSavage you look goofy as hell

  • @rainorxhine
    @rainorxhine 3 года назад +2348

    That gay man had to go through sexual assault and this whole dilemma, and after ALL OF THAT he apologized to HER and told her he loved her and his godson. What an amazing and strong human being, he shouldn’t have had to do that. If anything he deserved an apology and I really hope he got one.

    • @naledimosikara7861
      @naledimosikara7861 2 года назад +135

      I doubt he got that apology..she doesn't even consider what she did as sexual assault🤮

    • @alrune8
      @alrune8 2 года назад +10

      @@naledimosikara7861 Why would she? When was the last time a woman was convicted for trying to force a man, any man, into having sex with her?

    • @lemonwater3140
      @lemonwater3140 2 года назад +45

      @@alrune8 ...

    • @cindypicadomolina7814
      @cindypicadomolina7814 2 года назад +64

      @@alrune8 you need to be banned from society or having an opinion

    • @alrune8
      @alrune8 2 года назад +2

      @@cindypicadomolina7814 Actually, you will learn the hard way sooner or later that anyone who calls for censorship of opinions is always on the wrong side of history. No exceptions. If you can't prove me wrong without silencing me, all that means is that I'm correct and you're just trying to hold on to a narrative. Reality always has the last word, sory not sorry.

  • @lxlpop
    @lxlpop 3 года назад +16600

    "it's my child now, but it wasn't then."
    logic: i'm not even here, baby I'm a hallucination

    • @kaydenae4
      @kaydenae4 3 года назад +60

      😂😂

    • @whydidiwritethat8218
      @whydidiwritethat8218 3 года назад +364

      @@Softpaw1996 Lol but biologically speaking, the baby was always his whether he knew it or not.

    • @lala4u2fly
      @lala4u2fly 3 года назад +50

      Someone make it make sense .... Exactly it doesn't !

    • @isaywhatiwant8222
      @isaywhatiwant8222 3 года назад +201

      @@Softpaw1996 you sound dumb asf 😂 the child was always his whether he knew it or not. You sound stupid ashell 😭

    • @isaywhatiwant8222
      @isaywhatiwant8222 3 года назад +107

      @@Softpaw1996 still sound dumb ashell 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @xavierwolf4827
    @xavierwolf4827 4 года назад +15180

    He corrected himself so quickly with "yes, ma'am"

    • @Hanjikara
      @Hanjikara 4 года назад +307

      And that my friends, is why people need to learn respect. Because people think that they can just walk in and treat people as if they own it. OH HAIL NO that ain't how the world works. Whoever taught their children to behave in such a way is shameful. Bruh I can tell from the way that that mom was looking at her like bruh, she's the type of mother that just doesn't set boundaries.

    • @savvycalderon3510
      @savvycalderon3510 4 года назад +55

      Hanjikara yeah what a bad guy can’t believe he answered a question with yes instead of yes ma’am shame on him what garbage

    • @savvycalderon3510
      @savvycalderon3510 4 года назад +16

      FullTimeSlacker fr i lowkey got mad asf when watching that like don’t nobody OWE u nun of that lol

    • @Hanjikara
      @Hanjikara 4 года назад +18

      @@savvycalderon3510 Lol that "yeah?" part was definitely a trigger for me. Like this aint like some sort of 1900's streets where they talk like that hail no. She's definitely some teenage mom teaching her kids wrong. That's a no on my book.

    • @Hanjikara
      @Hanjikara 4 года назад +3

      @FullTimeSlacker Naw she's one of those boomers. She either needs to grow up or needs to seek mental health support. Because that ain't a mom anymore when I saw how she looked at the Judge. To me that is just a childish mom. It just disappoints me that there are those kinds of moms that exist in this world like Im 24 and my mom has taught me well enough to understand what respect is about and what it means to be professional when stepping outside of the house ya know.

  • @rebeccarose8745
    @rebeccarose8745 5 лет назад +17523

    I love it when she gets angry, shows how passionate she is for those innocent babies 💖

    • @richardkasoma2870
      @richardkasoma2870 5 лет назад +186

      Rebecca Rose Iley it’s true and I like it when she says I’m crazy

    • @The_inner_ascent
      @The_inner_ascent 5 лет назад +100

      Richard Kasoma she just tryin to save the babies

    • @xundecidedxx557
      @xundecidedxx557 5 лет назад +246

      I love it when she says “ YALL THINK YALL CRAZY IM CRAZY FoR tHeSE KiDs”😊

    • @rebeccarose8745
      @rebeccarose8745 5 лет назад +30

      @@xundecidedxx557 Omfg yes!! I adore her so much xx

    • @xundecidedxx557
      @xundecidedxx557 5 лет назад +2

      Ana Myers lmaoaososososodosoososoos sjskskskksks

  • @colt9836
    @colt9836 3 года назад +364

    She's like that teacher everyone respects and maybe are little bit of afraid of, but she is fair, genuine, and compassionate.
    Like you can joke with her before and after the class, but the moment that bell rings, you are in *her* class and you better listen.

  • @hayliebird16
    @hayliebird16 4 года назад +30020

    I love her. She’s like classy but can also drop 20 people in 5 seconds.

    • @alexxx5749
      @alexxx5749 4 года назад +50

      Please enter a name if she did everyone would call her craY

    • @summer-c7i
      @summer-c7i 4 года назад +403

      I respect her, because she isn't fickle in her decisions, is honest and tries to impart wisdom. That's a leader! A boss is just someone who wants to give orders, make others feel low so the boss can feel better about their lives. And guess what? I don't respect a boss.

    • @kars9050
      @kars9050 4 года назад +52

      She judge Judy but younger and more with the times

    • @ThatFunnyCracka
      @ThatFunnyCracka 4 года назад

      Stfu

    • @makeouthills3939
      @makeouthills3939 4 года назад

      simp

  • @AK-jt9gx
    @AK-jt9gx 3 года назад +11945

    Can you imagine calling a judge “love” multiple times during court proceedings

    • @jacockistitsworth9392
      @jacockistitsworth9392 3 года назад +248

      I mean... She is fine.

    • @HeIsKJW
      @HeIsKJW 3 года назад +152

      @@jacockistitsworth9392 A FINE BLACK WOMAN but no not in my court room I would want my wife to be the bailiff and be like (I’m not yah love she’s my love)

    • @kipechawolfeortiz8791
      @kipechawolfeortiz8791 3 года назад +25

      Maybe she was nervous, asshat.

    • @chenmae9747
      @chenmae9747 3 года назад +8

      @Apple Pencil Because they could?

    • @chelle7344
      @chelle7344 3 года назад +77

      @Apple Pencil Well, Black women were discriminated against heavily and pointing out that she’s a successful, achieving black woman is empowering. It’s also a way of describing people so who knows.

  • @HashslingingSLASHER92
    @HashslingingSLASHER92 5 лет назад +18517

    That "gay" guy is a good guy. He was very respectful to the judge, and his apology was definitely meant after he was determined not the father of the child.

    • @pickmeup95
      @pickmeup95 5 лет назад +439

      He was just glad not to have a kid

    • @mavioli3303
      @mavioli3303 5 лет назад +2449

      home girl gon sit there and tell him his sexuality like..? no ma'am

    • @summerdelossantos4655
      @summerdelossantos4655 5 лет назад +707

      Mavioli I would’ve popped off 💀💀 He kept his cool

    • @pickmeup95
      @pickmeup95 5 лет назад +14

      @shi. IDK what that is

    • @kunoford3579
      @kunoford3579 5 лет назад +88

      @@pickmeup95 yikes alert bois

  • @ipettynote
    @ipettynote 2 года назад +482

    "She wasn't my child then but she is NOW" Plss wtf kind of argument-

    • @AmoreBlackman
      @AmoreBlackman 2 года назад +4

      that part killed me

    • @MimSimmer
      @MimSimmer 2 года назад

      What are their names? I want to watch this episode...

  • @emanuelfrroku8050
    @emanuelfrroku8050 4 года назад +5217

    "It's my child now but it wasn't then"
    Logic: I'm done with humanity.

    • @shandiwarren6454
      @shandiwarren6454 3 года назад +3

      You okay?

    • @onebennyboi5257
      @onebennyboi5257 3 года назад +15

      @B.J do u need a hug

    • @R1Neey123
      @R1Neey123 3 года назад +30

      Genuinely, if a woman has the right to abort legally without the consent of the father, then the father must have the right to abandon his child legally too - Dave Chapelle

    • @fjia14h.-
      @fjia14h.- 3 года назад +27

      @@R1Neey123 disgusting 🤢

    • @R1Neey123
      @R1Neey123 3 года назад +2

      @@fjia14h.- Why?

  • @ohdear1780
    @ohdear1780 4 года назад +5325

    “Well he may think he’s gay, but he hasn’t met me yet.”
    _Oh honey, that’s what makes you sound delusional._

    • @RainEDJ
      @RainEDJ 4 года назад +8

      1.7k likes but no responses.

    • @surefeng671
      @surefeng671 4 года назад +11

      The comment itself is a response to itself

    • @eriklehman5782
      @eriklehman5782 4 года назад +50

      And her using the "they didn't say no" defense, how fast would people riot if the roles were reversed

    • @summer-c7i
      @summer-c7i 4 года назад +30

      @@eriklehman5782 True dat. Anyone can be raped. It's all wrong. No excuses. Then some detractors will try to play the "who had it worse" game to make one rape seem less worse, serious, real or truthful. Nah, rape is rape.

    • @summer-c7i
      @summer-c7i 4 года назад +1

      I also love how the comment section's consensus is "sit down and shut up" in regards to that delusional person. 😂

  • @fai6836
    @fai6836 5 лет назад +3465

    "Y'all think you are crazy but I'm crazy for these kids and this baby".l felt that

    • @awopbopaloobopawopbamboom5041
      @awopbopaloobopawopbamboom5041 5 лет назад +25

      Do you happen to know what episode or case name that was??!! I'm sooooo dying to see the whole thing & Judge Lake's entire rant at them tearing them a new one completely!!! Pls say u do!!!!?? Xx

    • @fai6836
      @fai6836 5 лет назад +23

      @@awopbopaloobopawopbamboom5041 heey it's called "Man said to have his baby in case he is killed"
      Season 4 episode 28
      Published on Oct 27 2018.l hope that infor helps🙂🙂

    • @Missingonesmatter
      @Missingonesmatter 5 лет назад +2

      That man that yawned😶

    • @awopbopaloobopawopbamboom5041
      @awopbopaloobopawopbamboom5041 5 лет назад +2

      @@fai6836 Thank you, my lovely!! You're a star!! x

  • @derpanzermacher9094
    @derpanzermacher9094 3 года назад +348

    "If you call me love one more time..."
    "I'm sorry honey."
    ".....Listen here you little shi+"

  • @kaylamar4032
    @kaylamar4032 5 лет назад +6090

    Lauren Lake is NOT the one you want to clown with, or she’ll make a clown out of you real quick!

    • @knytewing3107
      @knytewing3107 5 лет назад +73

      Kay Lamar yeah her and judge Judy should hangout

    • @guesswho9791
      @guesswho9791 5 лет назад +28

      Her and Judge Mathis don't play. 🚫 🎮

    • @kaylamar4032
      @kaylamar4032 5 лет назад

      Bobmarley 310 😂😂 right!

    • @kaylamar4032
      @kaylamar4032 5 лет назад +1

      Starr J Not at all! 😂

    • @candicehoneycutt4318
      @candicehoneycutt4318 5 лет назад +3

      Bobmarley 310 And Judge Rinder. He's basically the English Judge Judy 😂

  • @dash1dash2
    @dash1dash2 4 года назад +11048

    Moral of the story: WEAR A CONDOM

    • @m.a.1874
      @m.a.1874 4 года назад +14

      😅😅😅

    • @sabrina.h2737
      @sabrina.h2737 4 года назад +33

      Or steal the correct one 🤔😕

    • @idolpandi7020
      @idolpandi7020 4 года назад +8

      I mean- YUS👏👏👏

    • @azadalamiq
      @azadalamiq 4 года назад +63

      then make sure you realize their is s fail rate and just not sleep around.

    • @Kamui3821
      @Kamui3821 4 года назад +48

      Or don't go around doing it

  • @ChrisJohnstonVA
    @ChrisJohnstonVA 3 года назад +5641

    3:50
    Her smile disappeared INSTANTLY
    "You are NOT the father"
    *squeak*

    • @lunasterimoon
      @lunasterimoon 3 года назад +238

      My favorite scene

    • @athirahsufyan7509
      @athirahsufyan7509 3 года назад +379

      that squeak sent me

    • @neyah8308
      @neyah8308 3 года назад +44

      LMAO

    • @realafah
      @realafah 3 года назад +205

      Good.
      She really doesn't deserve happiness so I'm glad her smile got slapped off.
      I only feel bad for the guy and the baby with that one.

    • @r0ach.m0mmy
      @r0ach.m0mmy 2 года назад +61

      My heart was literally falling out of my ass. I’m so happy that he wasn’t the father.

  • @samuelbrown4764
    @samuelbrown4764 2 года назад +207

    Best paternity judge ever lol. She’s the perfect amount of sassy and entertaining, while still being professional and fair

  • @holocene2164
    @holocene2164 3 года назад +6718

    People who can't even take care of themselves should NOT have children.

    • @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
      @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access 3 года назад +121

      It amazes me that to have a house or a car or a skill you need to have a degree that verifies that you are skilled and ready.
      But when it comes to making SENTIENT LIFE, PEOPLE DO THAT ON ACCIDENT.

    • @introvert_who1641
      @introvert_who1641 3 года назад +10

      Tell that to my mom 😂

    • @jennaal-hadi354
      @jennaal-hadi354 3 года назад +7

      LITERALLY

    • @anonymoususer7154
      @anonymoususer7154 3 года назад +24

      @@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access finally a smart person. They need to get a brain or others need to place boundaries

    • @TsunayoshiSawada469
      @TsunayoshiSawada469 3 года назад +7

      Say it louder for the people in the back

  • @kxtvd7105
    @kxtvd7105 4 года назад +10884

    “He night think he’s gay, but he ain’t met me.” *no honey, I’m pretty sure he’s gay.*

    • @suzannakeese4610
      @suzannakeese4610 4 года назад +240

      i’m wheezed

    • @phenix6056
      @phenix6056 3 года назад +208

      @@suzannakeese4610 hi wheezed, I'm spiderman nice to meet you!

    • @suzannakeese4610
      @suzannakeese4610 3 года назад +107

      @@phenix6056 nice to meet u too spiderman

    • @mrlemonad6187
      @mrlemonad6187 3 года назад +20

      Love that pfp i need to screenshot that lmaooo

    • @iammelonlord6921
      @iammelonlord6921 3 года назад +39

      I saw this comment as soon as she said that and I took a good look at her and went😬😬😬

  • @anamaltez8872
    @anamaltez8872 4 года назад +4317

    “ THIS IS JUST IGNORANT IM FURIOUS “ I would cry if she told m that 😂

    • @accountingmanager5964
      @accountingmanager5964 4 года назад +98

      Out of all the episodes I've seen, this is the one that sticks with me because this is the angriest I've seen her. There are other episodes but this one tops it. I wish I can remember the case name.

    • @LW-em1rg
      @LW-em1rg 4 года назад +2

      @@accountingmanager5964 if you ever remember pls let me know!!! ive seen most of these episodes but never that one

    • @juliav6024
      @juliav6024 4 года назад +5

      The episode : Man Said to Have His Baby in Case He Is Killed

    • @LW-em1rg
      @LW-em1rg 4 года назад +5

      @@juliav6024 i hope you have a beautiful day 🥺 thank you

    • @juliav6024
      @juliav6024 4 года назад +1

      @@LW-em1rg Thank you. You as well.

  • @unicornalq11
    @unicornalq11 3 года назад +96

    I adore her. I love that she’s not afraid to speak up and demand the respect she worked hard to earn.

  • @sei7082
    @sei7082 4 года назад +5752

    "he think he gay but he ain't met me"
    *james charles has joined the chat*

  • @sharonmoynihan3252
    @sharonmoynihan3252 4 года назад +4275

    Red Head: "She wasn't my daughter then but now she is."
    Me: *starts breathing heavy*
    "WHAT KIND OF BULLSHI-"

    • @captaines
      @captaines 4 года назад +18

      LMAO

    • @lei7417
      @lei7417 4 года назад +25

      Ikr like are you dumb

    • @twistedumbrella7537
      @twistedumbrella7537 4 года назад +57

      I think he was basically saying that since he did not know the kid was his then, he doesn't have anything to apologise for, basically using his ignorance as an excuse to not aplogise.

    • @junalyntorrion2676
      @junalyntorrion2676 4 года назад +8

      What an idiot. 😂

    • @sindhuchandran1
      @sindhuchandran1 4 года назад +4

      That guy is dead.. that's what his Facebook page says

  • @cammmxoxo351
    @cammmxoxo351 4 года назад +22404

    let's talk about how judge lauren has never had a bad weave... and that's on PERIODDD!

    • @abigailmills2603
      @abigailmills2603 4 года назад +1119

      I literally just discovered her but she’s a straight up queen

    • @pockyeatingpanda
      @pockyeatingpanda 4 года назад +584

      Stiff where????

    • @m.a.1874
      @m.a.1874 4 года назад +34

      😅😅😅

    • @swampdog7820
      @swampdog7820 4 года назад +462

      Her hair is literally perfect

    • @jojobean9260
      @jojobean9260 4 года назад +38

      @@swampdog7820 It's not her hair that's why it's perfect fool

  • @kikithepupper6774
    @kikithepupper6774 3 года назад +126

    I looove how intelligent, assertive and articulate she is. Type of woman I wish to be later on

  • @kamiahmarie5080
    @kamiahmarie5080 5 лет назад +3672

    “You’re not getting me love “ 💀😭

  • @tuttiflooti
    @tuttiflooti 3 года назад +9993

    Yo look me dead in the face and tell me that the audience would still be laughing and cheerful if the man had said "she thought she was lesbian but she hadn't met me yet..."

    • @briandavis9888
      @briandavis9888 3 года назад +187

      I think his comment had more to do with the audience's reaction in relation to such an individual, not if such an individual existed or not.

    • @krystal3172
      @krystal3172 3 года назад +732

      That was so wrong. The guy was so kind and he apologised after too.

    • @thedeliveryboy1123
      @thedeliveryboy1123 3 года назад +261

      I feel so bad for the guy
      also your pfp makes the looking dead in the face so much more fun

    • @crystalsoup1625
      @crystalsoup1625 3 года назад +18

      It would. He laughed too🤦‍♀️

    • @danica._.6822
      @danica._.6822 3 года назад +228

      I actually think that could happen. Homophobia against lesbians is pretty bad and there would be men in the audience who would laugh because they think lesbians are just confused women who haven't met the right guy yet

  • @kavertia6261
    @kavertia6261 3 года назад +6505

    “He might think he’s gay”
    Just,,,
    No.

    • @andrek.2786
      @andrek.2786 3 года назад +258

      Yeah. as someone gay, we don't think we're gay. we ARE gay and that's all

    • @jacockistitsworth9392
      @jacockistitsworth9392 3 года назад +125

      @@andrek.2786 I'm straight and that response the chick made was dumb as hell, I can even tell lmao.

    • @aloser2821
      @aloser2821 3 года назад +2

      Ya...he thinks he’s guy-

    • @shuichisaihara2043
      @shuichisaihara2043 3 года назад +52

      It’s so dumb. We don’t choose if we’re gay. I thought I was into girls until my rejected it and liked boys instead. Our body chooses.

    • @mistynights2834
      @mistynights2834 3 года назад +19

      @@mattvillan4591 Yeah, no

  • @USNMelDaria
    @USNMelDaria 3 года назад +66

    When she said “you look confused period” I screamed so loud with laughter because my mom used to tell my older brother the same thing!! That red haired dude looks like if Chuckie decided to stop killing ppl and settle down!!😩🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

  • @bluh2314
    @bluh2314 5 лет назад +18587

    “He didn’t push me away” soundsalittlebitlikesexualassaultbutthatsnoneofmybuisness

    • @gabrielleeee-421
      @gabrielleeee-421 5 лет назад +1709

      Blu Girl youarecompletlyrightletsgetapetitionstarted

    • @heya4405
      @heya4405 5 лет назад +759

      Honestlyyesiagreegoodma’amorsir

    • @GamingGirlAnime
      @GamingGirlAnime 5 лет назад +712

      thatchickwasonsomebullshitknowingshelookedlikealinebackerbutthatsnoneofmybusinesstho

    • @klikbate8916
      @klikbate8916 5 лет назад +469

      aslongasitwasconsensualitwasn'tsexualassaultbutitcoulddefinitelybeconsideredharrassmenthowevereitherwayyouspinitthisladyisacreep

    • @PNDismyhusband
      @PNDismyhusband 5 лет назад +289

      iagreecompletelymydudethisladyseemslikeshewouldbethetypetosaythatbisexualityisntrealskskskskksksksk

  • @NoirLilbomber
    @NoirLilbomber 4 года назад +11669

    “He think he gay but he ain’t met me”
    That’s......not how that works

    • @kenmasapplepie763
      @kenmasapplepie763 4 года назад +853

      ikr, i was like....girl.....that’s like a guy coming up to me and saying,”you may be lesbian but u just haven’t been with me” like bitch?

    • @AngelLund
      @AngelLund 4 года назад +75

      I know right?

    • @Rainbowztars
      @Rainbowztars 4 года назад +54

      Ikr like bruh 😂🤣

    • @ahuman9519
      @ahuman9519 4 года назад +60

      Can confirm it’s not how that works

    • @keyrianreacts7355
      @keyrianreacts7355 4 года назад +106

      @@kenmasapplepie763 That’s just make me be more gay than I ever was before when that happens.

  • @kaoutherzeghdani9976
    @kaoutherzeghdani9976 3 года назад +3463

    She looks like that teacher we all afraid of

    • @Leni_lovely
      @Leni_lovely 3 года назад +203

      She’s the damn principal 😂

    • @HeIsKJW
      @HeIsKJW 3 года назад +84

      Nah she the damn Vice Principal when you tryna sneak with your girl in the hall SHE CATCH YO ASS QUICK

    • @kennedyjojackson1202
      @kennedyjojackson1202 3 года назад +39

      @@HeIsKJW What's funnier, she looks like the vice principal at my old high school. Dimple, hair, even her voice! Mrs. Williams could put you in yo place 💀

    • @unexplainablegamer
      @unexplainablegamer 3 года назад

      She actually looks like my College Readiness teacher, but with a completely different personality

    • @leetvipgamer
      @leetvipgamer 3 года назад +1

      I’m also afraid of her followed by my 9th grade math teacher

  • @SpaceDevSaturn
    @SpaceDevSaturn 2 года назад +55

    3:59 what a legend, he just accepts his results just like i will my respect for him is so high man.

    • @horseluver4ever623
      @horseluver4ever623 2 года назад

      I do feel awful for him, and relieved that he wasn't saddled with a child after being sexually assaulted by that woman.

  • @rania-aya7128
    @rania-aya7128 4 года назад +7130

    "we was together for six years, luv."
    "if you call me love one more time!"

  • @wangdangatomictango
    @wangdangatomictango 3 года назад +16962

    its the way he had to apologize after being sexually assaulted while he was unable to give consent and the court laughing about it... it's disgusting.

    • @jems3732
      @jems3732 3 года назад +1133

      right? i thought that was extremely crazy

    • @MEDSZ13.08
      @MEDSZ13.08 3 года назад +2159

      So many people think women a can’t rape men

    • @TsunayoshiSawada469
      @TsunayoshiSawada469 3 года назад +81

      I just, i cri T^T

    • @k_shivee6516
      @k_shivee6516 3 года назад +95

      It was one of the best verdict to come out to.

    • @HeIsKJW
      @HeIsKJW 3 года назад +35

      Nasty

  • @AMW1able
    @AMW1able 4 года назад +5385

    "It's my child now but it wasn't then"
    Ummm... that's not how genetics works... if it's your child now, it's always been your child.

    • @moriahsheltonfilms
      @moriahsheltonfilms 4 года назад +6

      @FullTimeSlacker no there's not

    • @lynalhye9235
      @lynalhye9235 4 года назад +2

      @@moriahsheltonfilms ,You have me dead🤣🤣😂

    • @michellemgbeke2693
      @michellemgbeke2693 4 года назад +44

      I think he meant “it’s my child now but I didn’t know then”

    • @kimsechrist4139
      @kimsechrist4139 3 года назад +27

      @@michellemgbeke2693 I think he's an idiot and I hope she finds a better man to raise her child

    • @payt00n
      @payt00n 3 года назад +5

      Unless you adopt that's 100 percent true

  • @IceKoldKilla
    @IceKoldKilla 2 года назад +17

    Props to the guy for remaining calm and respectful when he got confirmation that he wasn't the father. Sad the kid has a mother like that. A liar.

  • @jellyfishhfingers
    @jellyfishhfingers 4 года назад +4422

    "You all are arguing back and forth instead of EMPOWERING AND ENCOURAGING THESE YOUNG PEOPLE" This quote NEEDS to be made famous

    • @DarlingNikki2
      @DarlingNikki2 4 года назад +77

      Those two women made me sick. So glad Judge Lake went smooth off on their petty asses. It's no wonder their children were in the situation they were in, poor parenting showed so clearly in that courtroom that day.

    • @bradleydunk5844
      @bradleydunk5844 4 года назад +15

      Dang right

    • @emerson2433
      @emerson2433 4 года назад +5

      DarlingNikki2 It’s fake, all these cases are planned in advance

    • @goreedoz2902
      @goreedoz2902 4 года назад +2

      Sinner proof bitch?

    • @emerson2433
      @emerson2433 4 года назад +3

      Othman Albalushi Shows like judge judy have real people who are suing each other, but all the cases’ outcomes are planned in advance and then they have a real lawsuit afterward. There are multiple people who have been on these shows who have come out and said “yeah this is fake”

  • @xolitaire
    @xolitaire 3 года назад +27125

    I feel so sorry for the gay guy. His so called "friend" totally disrespected him, ignored his boundaries and then tried to drag him into her personal drama. He really needs better friends.

    • @unknownjewel8730
      @unknownjewel8730 3 года назад +825

      He truly does need true friends

    • @Zer-db1bp
      @Zer-db1bp 3 года назад +1344

      Full respect to him though. He seems extremely well put together and sweet.

    • @OpalSilkMoth
      @OpalSilkMoth 3 года назад +797

      Not to mention she tried to gaslight him

    • @Banana-mq9wy
      @Banana-mq9wy 3 года назад +1108

      And the "he didnt push me away" that is rape, she has no verbal consent. We aint ganna have double standards for rape

    • @xolitaire
      @xolitaire 3 года назад +477

      @@Banana-mq9wy yeah True. Also you could clearly see that she didn't really care if he was the father or not. It seemed to me that she just decided that he's her best bet since she would be able to guilt him into it.

  • @enanyan.
    @enanyan. 5 лет назад +8599

    2:30 seriously he “thinks he’s gay”
    Girl what you talking bout

    • @JaMes19Qqo
      @JaMes19Qqo 5 лет назад +37

      Hah?

    • @karana9381
      @karana9381 5 лет назад +304

      I was waiting for someone to bring that comment up!

    • @VentalIllness
      @VentalIllness 5 лет назад +185

      @Aes thetic a n d I o o p -

    • @artsyspectrum5749
      @artsyspectrum5749 5 лет назад +43

      @Aes thetic wig

    • @Cecilia-cj8ho
      @Cecilia-cj8ho 5 лет назад +101

      Lol I saw that and was like?? We all just going to ignore that

  • @harryp0ppins928
    @harryp0ppins928 3 года назад +20

    “It’s my child now but it wasn’t then” what- 😭 lmaoo

  • @jennaal-hadi354
    @jennaal-hadi354 3 года назад +7404

    “He didn’t push me away” Ms girl-😃

    • @queenlaila9160
      @queenlaila9160 3 года назад +360

      Like he literally cantt😂😂

    • @MEDSZ13.08
      @MEDSZ13.08 3 года назад +431

      HE WAS DRUNKKK

    • @jennaal-hadi354
      @jennaal-hadi354 3 года назад +561

      @@MEDSZ13.08 That’s what makes it even more horrific

    • @pennyinheaven
      @pennyinheaven 3 года назад +50

      @@queenlaila9160 OMG.

    • @cocob0l0
      @cocob0l0 3 года назад +516

      And the fact that the whole court laughed... he literally got RAPED!

  • @che1sxii
    @che1sxii 4 года назад +10875

    props to the gay lad who apologized even when it wasn't necessary and didn't make a big deal about being right

    • @Emily.Russell
      @Emily.Russell 3 года назад +649

      He genuinely seemed sweet, I felt bad for him

    • @Chris-ot9bk
      @Chris-ot9bk 3 года назад +411

      And Then We Had The Straight Ginger Over There Being A Terrible Father By Saying His Biological Kid Was Never His. The Nerve Of Some Parents

    • @misshulabuloothe1st953
      @misshulabuloothe1st953 3 года назад +24

      @@Chris-ot9bk Why’d you have to point out that the ginger dude was straight?

    • @Chris-ot9bk
      @Chris-ot9bk 3 года назад +98

      @@misshulabuloothe1st953 Because He's Straight And Chels Brought Up The Other Dude Was Gay

    • @aroach544
      @aroach544 3 года назад +96

      @@Bungiebird there isn't
      A thing such as
      Heterophobia

  • @ravenleannparker6892
    @ravenleannparker6892 5 лет назад +21658

    1:37
    Judge: you are thee father
    Guy: it's my child now but it wasn't then
    Lmfaooo what?!

  • @BornNoU
    @BornNoU 3 года назад +28

    You just know she’s a great mom, the way she shuts down foolishness and stands up for these kids

  • @WaterFlame957
    @WaterFlame957 5 лет назад +7820

    "She slept around with everyone in our neighborhood."
    "If that were true, I would have slept with her husband cause he wanted me to."
    Chilllllld. . . . . . 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @angelxoxo9016
      @angelxoxo9016 4 года назад +68

      WaterFlame957 that one got me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @nicole4589
      @nicole4589 4 года назад +33

      my milkshake...

    • @s.a.8548
      @s.a.8548 4 года назад +35

      @Ambitious Young Man It's real cases but the judge has a bit more freedom for the drama.

    • @gamalielguerrier7936
      @gamalielguerrier7936 4 года назад +1

      Wut? Ummmmm

    • @Introvertsan
      @Introvertsan 4 года назад

      My favourite

  • @abimifoluwaelegbede1706
    @abimifoluwaelegbede1706 4 года назад +11617

    "He think he gay but he ain't met me"
    Really?
    That's plain stupid

    • @samoanjoseph1457
      @samoanjoseph1457 4 года назад +424

      I think what make it worse is that even if there were women that had that power... she wouldn't be one of them.

    • @Panda72021
      @Panda72021 4 года назад +649

      I know...I was sitting here thinking "that sounds like harassment to me"

    • @SwolTako
      @SwolTako 4 года назад +123

      @@Panda72021
      If she thinks that the child is her's it might go past just 'harassment ' tbh.

    • @lanesmith1465
      @lanesmith1465 4 года назад +164

      I'de pretend to be gay if she was hitting on me.

    • @solparadox
      @solparadox 4 года назад +376

      @@Panda72021 that could be considered rape, if he was intoxicated. She knew his sexual orientation and still took advantage of him being drunk. And then talks like it was planned and jokes about it too.

  • @G94Nick
    @G94Nick 3 года назад +2599

    "She's my child now but she wasn't then"
    Uhh that's not how biology works guy.

    • @mecouture
      @mecouture 3 года назад +21

      I think he meant as in he didnt know the baby was his and he was under the assumption that he wasnt the father then

    • @Softpaw1996
      @Softpaw1996 3 года назад +2

      clearly he meant unproven dad back then. now he is just the lawful dad.
      doesn't mean he is the biologically dad however.

    • @Digmer
      @Digmer 3 года назад +10

      his personality is worse than his hair, and his hair is hideous.

    • @emilymay6369
      @emilymay6369 3 года назад +12

      @@Softpaw1996 they did a dna test, he is the bio dad. The show is literally called paternity court I-

    • @Softpaw1996
      @Softpaw1996 3 года назад +1

      @@emilymay6369 when? all i saw was the jury and judge saying he was.

  • @That.DelusionGirl
    @That.DelusionGirl 3 года назад +47

    3:44 I love how everyone is just dying to know who's the father but the kid is just vibing while his toy shark.😂😂😂😂

  • @villaintodoroki362
    @villaintodoroki362 3 года назад +33929

    “He might think he gay, but he ain’t met me.” Honey that ain’t how sexuality work-

    • @kaydwessie296
      @kaydwessie296 3 года назад +427

      It happened to multiple exes of mine though. I'm literally growing my hair out again so I can stop being people's gateway to dating men

    • @andrek.2786
      @andrek.2786 3 года назад +1865

      @@kaydwessie296 as someone gay, that doesn't matter at all. Imo they were just confused w their sexuality and if they got it right this time i'm really glad, but it doesn't happen to everyone. Just because "it happend to your exes" doesn't invalidate anyone's sexuality. Not everyone's experiences are the same.

    • @midgetwaffles8635
      @midgetwaffles8635 3 года назад +887

      Lmaooo every single time I hear someone say something along the lines of "u might think ur gay but u havent seen what I can do shawty," I feel the existential urge to tear black holes in space and time. Fucking gross and ignorant behavior.

    • @magimerlyn9596
      @magimerlyn9596 3 года назад +724

      She also said “he didn’t push me away” BITCH THAT IS NOT CONSENT SILENCE IS NOT CONSENT

    • @Iz_1107
      @Iz_1107 3 года назад +22

      Shshsh let's see if shell get it

  • @matrixiekitty2127
    @matrixiekitty2127 5 лет назад +4322

    “You are not.. the father.”
    *yawns*
    OH.... MY GOD!!

    • @aliack1242
      @aliack1242 5 лет назад +136

      Matrixie Kitty THAT PART KILLED ME

    • @zd1306
      @zd1306 5 лет назад +34

      When they had sx the first time (or any other times afterwards) she couldve gotten pregnant ...and that would still make him a father to some child

    • @lilmommalady76
      @lilmommalady76 5 лет назад +65

      I wanted to slap him through the phone

    • @denicasaygon127
      @denicasaygon127 5 лет назад +25

      I was looking for this comment😭😭😂😂😂

    • @graspele
      @graspele 5 лет назад +10

      lilmommalady76 slap him through the phone for yawning as a joke? what type of ignorant bullshit is this

  • @lilymartin2630
    @lilymartin2630 4 года назад +4436

    "I'm not your love"
    "Yes you are" 👁️👄👁️

    • @biologicallyyaseen
      @biologicallyyaseen 4 года назад +390

      She said "Yes your honour" 😂😂😂

    • @gari727
      @gari727 4 года назад +54

      She did not say that lmao

    • @lilymartin2630
      @lilymartin2630 4 года назад +48

      @@biologicallyyaseen oh.
      Well shit

    • @Rockmint
      @Rockmint 4 года назад +47

      Thought she said that too lol

    • @koilayyyyy
      @koilayyyyy 4 года назад +8

      I love your username🌚

  • @ThatBritishSnep
    @ThatBritishSnep 3 года назад +33

    1:23 Shaggy has really lost it since Scooby Doo

  • @jimisnardy7769
    @jimisnardy7769 5 лет назад +5173

    “He didn’t push me away” is it just me or did she maybe assault him.... I could be wrong but iiiiiiii donno about that

    • @adoramae5436
      @adoramae5436 5 лет назад +581

      Yeah no, that sounded all kinds of sketchy.

    • @blue_moonship
      @blue_moonship 5 лет назад +6

      💀😂😂😂

    • @hearts4gyu
      @hearts4gyu 5 лет назад +335

      He has to verbally consent for it to be ok, it didn’t sound like that to me...

    • @cork7787
      @cork7787 5 лет назад +383

      I watched that episode and the guy was intoxicated. She gave him too much drinks that's why he didn't push her away. She did assault him and she seems proud about it. I'm so mad 😤

    • @starkid4299
      @starkid4299 5 лет назад +35

      @@cork7787 n a s t yyyy

  • @sim-yv4zg
    @sim-yv4zg 4 года назад +6130

    I kinda wish that girl said "Luv" to her one more time just to see wouldve happened😂

    • @Hanjikara
      @Hanjikara 4 года назад +101

      Bruh if she said that "love" to the judge, it's gonna be at a point where the police guard on her right hand is gonna hands down just warn her "Please, respect Your Honor's wishes and speak straight." But that's my theory. If she DID say that "love" word bruh... mm mm bruh she's gonna end up like that scene where the Judge started screaming her face off.

    • @johnlomi
      @johnlomi 4 года назад +11

      🤣🤣🤣🤣I can't imagine the worst one since any horrified thing could happen..🤣🤣🤣

    • @padmeshpande7128
      @padmeshpande7128 3 года назад

      oh boy! you made me laugh so hard 🤣

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    • @andreal1203
      @andreal1203 3 года назад +3

      My mom use to do the same thing when I was kid she would say “do it more time... go ahead do it and see what happens”. I was always too scared to do it again lol

  • @icrymatchatears2857
    @icrymatchatears2857 4 года назад +1874

    "NO YOU LOOK CONFUSED PERIOD."
    I died😂

    • @summer-c7i
      @summer-c7i 4 года назад +8

      I woulda been like, "OK, I'mma take several seats over there." 😂

  • @leahjos
    @leahjos 3 года назад +7

    that man had the AUDACITY to yawn in here face and laugj

  • @hildahilda1823
    @hildahilda1823 4 года назад +3607

    “It was my child now but it wasn’t then” wow this guy for sure fail biology

    • @dylanlove3927
      @dylanlove3927 4 года назад +28

      Half the worlds population has failed biology when they started thinking they are the opposite gender

    • @kai-hi4so
      @kai-hi4so 4 года назад +73

      @@dylanlove3927 being trans is a real thing. Some people are mentally male/female/other, even if biology doesn't match up. Don't comment on unrelated stuff if you don't even know what you're talking about.

    • @hees0009
      @hees0009 4 года назад +24

      @@dylanlove3927 I don't think 50% of the world population thinks they're the opposite gender.
      But yes, there are only 2 biological genders. I think trans people identify as a different emotional/mental gender.

    • @coldbacon4869
      @coldbacon4869 4 года назад +4

      Kaiya M you say to not comment if you don’t know what you’re talking about. Ironic. Biology decides your gender. That’s that. Woman feeling like a man? That’s exactly what you are. Man feeling like a woman? That’s what you are.

    • @kiwi___
      @kiwi___ 4 года назад +12

      @@dylanlove3927 I love how you commented something completely irrelevant to OP's comment.
      @Lindsey Bourbeau That is actually sex, not gender btw. They are "male", "female", and "intersex" (when a child is born with a mixture of both.)

  • @indulhensiyani
    @indulhensiyani 4 года назад +1385

    "Why was this in my recommended?"
    *sees first clip*
    "Alright I'm gonna need some popcorn."

  • @monbooboothefool1937
    @monbooboothefool1937 4 года назад +2182

    “That’s my child now but it wasn’t then.”
    So she mutated 23 of your chromosomes suddenly?

    • @princessmj15
      @princessmj15 3 года назад +7

      LMFAO

    • @wisterwilson8774
      @wisterwilson8774 3 года назад +33

      @B.J Hes still the father and what he said was completely ignorant. It takes two to tango, he's just in the wrong as she is dude

    • @wisterwilson8774
      @wisterwilson8774 3 года назад +2

      Jokes are supposed to be funny, yall need to take a class.

    • @matthew-lq3fh
      @matthew-lq3fh 3 года назад +1

      @@wisterwilson8774 why not you go take a class for a joke? if you took that joke serious then gtfo and go back to tik tok

    • @wisterwilson8774
      @wisterwilson8774 3 года назад +2

      @B.J Deleted my comment because I realized, all of those accounts are yours. You absolute dunce. How do I know? Same grammar, same time span and... They all reported me, falsely, for bullying, you're such a basement dweller. Has the mold in your mom's basement melted your braincells that much?

  • @alexandrag5449
    @alexandrag5449 2 года назад +15

    0:37 omg that girl in the background is such a MOOD XD Love her!

  • @key1486
    @key1486 3 года назад +1610

    she’s so powerful- i would’ve started crying if she yelled at me

    • @clo.9ud
      @clo.9ud 3 года назад +26

      I would've cried from the first word-

    • @ma_de_sa5848
      @ma_de_sa5848 3 года назад +4

      I mean she is just loud but ok.

    • @nigus.
      @nigus. 3 года назад +13

      @@ma_de_sa5848 she says her opinions loudly even though she is judge.

    • @enskztxzy2360
      @enskztxzy2360 2 года назад +2

      I just don't like loud voices so I'd probably cry but I know she wouldn't mean it, she's just a person with a loud voice she's a judge so I expect her to have a loud voice

  • @zackatractivo1546
    @zackatractivo1546 4 года назад +2593

    The jury has the best reactions
    0:37 girl at the back "preach it judge Lauren"
    1:40 also girl at the back "bitch what"

  • @shm0phie
    @shm0phie 4 года назад +1912

    1:26 he looks like the guy who bullied girls in middle school because they didnt want to date him and then smart mouthed the teachers when he got in trouble

    • @swampdog7820
      @swampdog7820 4 года назад +117

      He looks like the lead singer of an early 2000s band

    • @JawbreakerXD
      @JawbreakerXD 4 года назад +50

      Looking like a bootleg Drake Bell.

    • @PlaystationSimmer
      @PlaystationSimmer 4 года назад +17

      He looks like the Goodguy dolls from Child's Play 😂

    • @jennybelle1540
      @jennybelle1540 4 года назад +10

      Funny thing is this kid in elementary school who looked just like him would always tease me and try to get on my nerves every time i talked to his friend (my crush att)

    • @timberwolf3229
      @timberwolf3229 4 года назад +13

      He wouldn't be alive if the Purge does exist.

  • @nokysfettuccine6956
    @nokysfettuccine6956 3 года назад +20

    4:05
    This woman gives me literal chills.

  • @promyse8265
    @promyse8265 5 лет назад +2265

    This video should be called not able to breath for 6 minutes 💀

    • @brianna4970
      @brianna4970 5 лет назад +1

      @Elliott Moreno Breath* :)

    • @blue_moonship
      @blue_moonship 5 лет назад

      Iprxmyse thank you cause it was everywhere 😂💀💀

    • @Foxyrex1
      @Foxyrex1 5 лет назад +3

      @@brianna4970
      A breath*
      To breathe* :)

    • @brianna4970
      @brianna4970 5 лет назад

      @@Foxyrex1 I know :) the correct :) way :) the comment :) was just :) unnecessary:)

    • @Foxyrex1
      @Foxyrex1 5 лет назад +1

      @@brianna4970 good for you :)

  • @cantbebothered81
    @cantbebothered81 5 лет назад +2552

    Can we talk about her hair tho? Damn. She stay slaying!!

  • @nina-rx9eh
    @nina-rx9eh 5 лет назад +1534

    the crowd is clapping like they’re in church lmao

    • @celestematthews3266
      @celestematthews3266 5 лет назад +66

      THE JUGDE IS DOING A LOT OF PREACHING

    • @morko5578
      @morko5578 5 лет назад +19

      I don't mean to sound rude, and I'm genuinely curious: do Americans clap in church?

    • @celestematthews3266
      @celestematthews3266 5 лет назад +14

      @@morko5578 Yes

    • @witcheshazel
      @witcheshazel 5 лет назад +3

      @@morko5578Vappula not in any I've been in. .

    • @bigzoerayy
      @bigzoerayy 5 лет назад +7

      APOLOGIZE TO DIS WOMAN IN THE NAAAAME OF JESUS

  • @P3achy.T3a
    @P3achy.T3a 2 года назад +25

    "He might think he gay or whatever." Yeah, but you assaulted him and the audience laughed at him. This is why a lot of people don't open up about their SA experiences. It's just not fair, if they're gay, they're gay. No one should ever overstep boundaries.

  • @Usatsuki
    @Usatsuki 4 года назад +12150

    “He may think he’s gay but he hasn’t met me” “he didn’t push me away!” I don’t know if I’m more disgusted at her for thinking like that, or for the audience laughing like that wasn’t a disgusting and predatory thing to say.

    • @bigdumby6915
      @bigdumby6915 4 года назад +667

      That’s literally rape?? Like no one said ANYTHING against it?? This poor man :((

    • @moriahsheltonfilms
      @moriahsheltonfilms 4 года назад +64

      @@bigdumby6915 We don't know if it was rape tbh

    • @verybarebones
      @verybarebones 4 года назад +253

      Ppl sometimes laugh at awful shit just as a nervous response

    • @rosemarie1472
      @rosemarie1472 4 года назад +116

      @@bigdumby6915 Literally what she said was disgusting yes but he didn't deny anything when she said "then after he ask for my number." If he felt like everything was her fault he definitely would've spoken up and said it but he knows some of the blame is on him for not being honest with her about his sexuality. Her denying it even after he told her is gross but it's a very old stigma that "if a guy turns gay after he breaks up with you..." it's like you're a failure as a woman or something so I can see why she denied it to try to keep her already fragile and rotting Ego intact.

    • @icescreamz6058
      @icescreamz6058 3 года назад +294

      @@moriahsheltonfilms consent is only ever a hard yes. not saying no is not consent. as long as he didn’t say yes, which i’m honestly assuming he didn’t, that is, by definition, rape.

  • @bread7865
    @bread7865 3 года назад +2820

    I like how her lipstick always matches her clothes. If she wears purple lipstick, she wears a purple shirt underneath. If she has pink lipstick, she wears a pink necklace and shirt.

    • @rugbydazz2264
      @rugbydazz2264 3 года назад +13

      I'm guessing you are a Woman because you always notice the smallest details about each other.

    • @thatbitchfromtarget431
      @thatbitchfromtarget431 3 года назад +143

      @@rugbydazz2264 huh? How does that make any sense

    • @Yesmypfpismeirl
      @Yesmypfpismeirl 3 года назад +10

      @@thatbitchfromtarget431 bruh don’t listen to them, probably just some ignorant asshole.

    • @aplebottomjeans
      @aplebottomjeans 2 года назад +53

      @@rugbydazz2264 someone who notices small details has nothing to do with being a woman...

    • @rugbydazz2264
      @rugbydazz2264 2 года назад

      @@thatbitchfromtarget431 it makes loads of sense, women notice things about other women, things men don't notice especially style, colour coordination, fashion sense things of that nature, obviously you don't so maybe you should stick to being that bytch at target, target sounds just about right for you.

  • @_userhafsa
    @_userhafsa 2 года назад +3

    "he didn't push me away" girl.

  • @Amii-dw7jd
    @Amii-dw7jd 5 лет назад +1875

    1:37 "It's my child now, but it wasn't then" hmmm🤔🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @weirdbutawesome8703
      @weirdbutawesome8703 5 лет назад +69

      I was like🧐🧐🧐🧐 boi how that work?

    • @amandaljohnson
      @amandaljohnson 5 лет назад +29

      Just watch everybody's reaction in the audience what he says that it's too funny😂 like how?

    • @Amii-dw7jd
      @Amii-dw7jd 5 лет назад +16

      @ron stetz no. It would make sense if he said "according to my knowledge..." It was always his child.🤦‍♀️

    • @Amii-dw7jd
      @Amii-dw7jd 5 лет назад +4

      @@amandaljohnson 😂😂

    • @MArS-uu5xt
      @MArS-uu5xt 5 лет назад +4

      OMG... and he reproduced himself....at least mommy is there

  • @angelblack2153
    @angelblack2153 5 лет назад +8514

    "No u look confused periodt"
    "Now u get smart with me if u want to" 😂😂😂
    Edit: holy shit thnx for the likes❤

  • @4n4phor44
    @4n4phor44 5 лет назад +2055

    Her hair always looks amazing .
    Even when she was losing her shit.

  • @idiotrat2698
    @idiotrat2698 2 года назад +5

    judge lauren is literally the best, the crowd reactions are great too, it's like a cherry on a sundae

  • @pleasantlydrifting6663
    @pleasantlydrifting6663 5 лет назад +1532

    Guy: "It wasn't my child then!"
    Girl: "What do you mean? It's been your child since conception!"
    Guy: confused still

    • @yesterdayitrained
      @yesterdayitrained 5 лет назад +41

      OMG - how does someone’s brain work that they could even say this? It’s not your child until the paternity test, after that, now it’s your child. Holy f***

    • @mfenjoyer9678
      @mfenjoyer9678 5 лет назад +14

      @@emilywilliams3331 shut the fuck up.

    • @RiderofGary
      @RiderofGary 5 лет назад +16

      honestly i think in his brain he was trying to say "but i didnt know it was my child since conception" but his dumbass and smart mouth kicked in

    • @RiderofGary
      @RiderofGary 5 лет назад +7

      @@emilywilliams3331 erm...okay...not sure where that came from but aight

    • @DEAN_23
      @DEAN_23 5 лет назад +4

      People be ignant....

  • @leehannuel
    @leehannuel 5 лет назад +2399

    4:12-5:12 _i have never seen lauren so furious and it makes me so scared, i feel like im being scolded 😭_

  • @MonkeyGoatLicker
    @MonkeyGoatLicker 4 года назад +4104

    3:45 Her smug face turns to a pout so quickly.
    EDIT: That sound she makes when she starts the pout 😂

  • @kieranzgoku
    @kieranzgoku 3 года назад +8

    I keep replaying 3:53 - 3:56 over and over again because her face goes from "Say it :3" To "Oh :'(" In 1 second flat rofl

  • @syrenxo
    @syrenxo 4 года назад +9842

    “She slept around with everyone in our neighborhood“
    “If that was true I would’ve slept with her husband because HE wanted me too” 💀 😭 & I Oop

    • @TheBlankInk
      @TheBlankInk 3 года назад +171

      Got rekt😅😅😅

    • @acidique1215
      @acidique1215 3 года назад +67

      Effing menace 😭😭

    • @ragnorfellandcantgetup3916
      @ragnorfellandcantgetup3916 3 года назад +95

      @Maisie Daisy* rekt

    • @suzykibui6171
      @suzykibui6171 3 года назад +25

      The shaaaaade

    • @pirikipiriki7809
      @pirikipiriki7809 3 года назад +30

      I was embarrassed for her. Like miss girl, if a married man want to sleep with u, it don't mean you better than his wife. He just feels insecure and feels that his wife is out if his league, so he settle for someone less to boos his confidence👁️👄👁️

  • @taliilagipuaauli
    @taliilagipuaauli 5 лет назад +4485

    “Idk who’s teachin you”
    “I’m teachin him”
    And you proud of it lady?😂💀 faackkk outta here😂💯

    • @sharonjackson268
      @sharonjackson268 5 лет назад +40

      Ole ignorant heffa mammy.

    • @willowharper6634
      @willowharper6634 5 лет назад +52

      @Tusumia every state knows yes ma'am and yes sir. Also yes sir and no sir. It's called respect

    • @ItsAllLove4Real
      @ItsAllLove4Real 5 лет назад +3

      Tali'ilagi Vasega Honeyyyyyy🙌🏾🤣😂

    • @ItsAllLove4Real
      @ItsAllLove4Real 5 лет назад +26

      Tusumia Court decorum is the same, how addressed her was actually very DISRESPECTFUL in any courtroom...She was just being nice about it, but the honorable Judge Judy would've thrown him out AFTER skinning him alive and the illustrious Judge Greg Mathis would've went all the way OFF on that mother...Respect is an across the board understanding during legal proceedings PERIOD.

    • @weirdbutawesome8703
      @weirdbutawesome8703 5 лет назад +15

      Tusumia get some sense in your head, i have never met a person who did not know yes/no ma’am/sir🙄🙄🙄

  • @chrislife1101
    @chrislife1101 5 лет назад +13337

    That judge is fineee af tho

  • @gyrthez246
    @gyrthez246 2 года назад +4

    "It's my child now, but it wasn't then"
    Then who the heck else helped to create it..?

  • @subscriberswithvideos-ru8rz
    @subscriberswithvideos-ru8rz 5 лет назад +6494

    homeboy at 1:04 looks like the ginger version of onision

  • @jennakarpe2783
    @jennakarpe2783 3 года назад +10709

    This judge is so empowering. I strive to be the woman she is

    • @thegirlinquestion
      @thegirlinquestion 3 года назад +29

      @Panel Tap dude stop. she can be or say anything she wants.

    • @thegirlinquestion
      @thegirlinquestion 3 года назад +15

      @Panel Tap sad.

    • @jpinkman._199
      @jpinkman._199 3 года назад +7

      @Panel Tap calm down lmaoo

    • @jpinkman._199
      @jpinkman._199 3 года назад +10

      @Panel Tap 👁👁👁👄👁👁👁

    • @Master_vp101
      @Master_vp101 3 года назад +124

      Idk who Panel Tap is or what his deleted comment was, I can already tell what it said lol

  • @staceyshere
    @staceyshere 3 года назад +1394

    When I Black woman says “Let me tell you something”, it’s game over

    • @jacockistitsworth9392
      @jacockistitsworth9392 3 года назад +60

      I don't respond unless I wanna get slapped upside the head lmao.

    • @Kari_UrValentine
      @Kari_UrValentine 3 года назад +74

      Or “See,, what you not gon do” it’s really over 🤣

    • @niece585
      @niece585 3 года назад +3

      @@jacockistitsworth9392 lol

    • @caylabailey5649
      @caylabailey5649 3 года назад +2

      Roh ro raggy

    • @CreationGT
      @CreationGT 3 года назад

      Dangggggg

  • @ilou9129
    @ilou9129 3 года назад +5

    "Did I look confused about that?"
    "No you look confused, period."