6 Worst Excuses for Cheating Heard on DIVORCE COURT

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  • Опубликовано: 20 янв 2025

Комментарии • 16 тыс.

  • @Aruesx
    @Aruesx 4 года назад +20563

    "I rolled over and saw this woman on my bed. I was like yooo"
    How does this happen 💀

    • @chicsss
      @chicsss 4 года назад +231

      🤣😂😀

    • @aruesmercry2368
      @aruesmercry2368 4 года назад +81

      yo

    • @pewdjepje4466
      @pewdjepje4466 4 года назад +487

      “yoooo are you serious nigga”

    • @nene-sz4oj
      @nene-sz4oj 4 года назад +181

      yooo how did u get here?

    • @Cdog-vl3gk
      @Cdog-vl3gk 4 года назад +22

      Obligatory I read as I watched comment that’s meaningless but I find it cool

  • @uncleiroh3497
    @uncleiroh3497 4 года назад +16500

    "Food, sex, and silence." That's called take out and a blow up doll.

    • @oizys7505
      @oizys7505 4 года назад +878

      Wise words Uncle Iroh.

    • @munroak3911
      @munroak3911 4 года назад +129

      @@oizys7505 DJFHSJJDKFJFJD

    • @allerasthesphinx7184
      @allerasthesphinx7184 4 года назад +101

      Or a relationship with a chill person.

    • @uncleiroh3497
      @uncleiroh3497 4 года назад +38

      @@allerasthesphinx7184 Maybe

    • @uncleiroh3497
      @uncleiroh3497 4 года назад +81

      @Carol Pretzel I don't recall having more than one child 😅 you must be mistaken

  • @nasimsaeed6979
    @nasimsaeed6979 4 года назад +9065

    The last guy: " I like food,sex and silence".

    • @vb2099
      @vb2099 4 года назад +233

      I think we can all relate🤣🤣🤣

    • @latricehylton8093
      @latricehylton8093 4 года назад +261

      blow up doll then

    • @kinglexxar4886
      @kinglexxar4886 4 года назад +45

      I am hearin this and I am like :..........😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sonicthehedgehog8348
      @sonicthehedgehog8348 4 года назад +14

      @@latricehylton8093 lol

    • @sonicthehedgehog8348
      @sonicthehedgehog8348 4 года назад +2

      @@kinglexxar4886 : Me too

  • @solarflare5924
    @solarflare5924 2 года назад +843

    "I was drunk, went to the wrong house, and she happened to be a women"
    Lmao thats the funniest line i've heard all day 🤣

    • @MambaM3ntality
      @MambaM3ntality Месяц назад +2

      that misquote just changed the whole narrative

    • @bigbird4481
      @bigbird4481 Месяц назад +6

      "I was drunk, went to the wrong house, and she was there" that's a more accurate quote

  • @sidneyoyebola2821
    @sidneyoyebola2821 5 лет назад +14199

    "I was sleeping and she was in my bed IDK how she got there"

    • @emmanuelwalton4557
      @emmanuelwalton4557 5 лет назад +56

      @LoliMaster 69 sound bout right to me they get u when u least expect it👌🏾

    • @ziggymarley6145
      @ziggymarley6145 5 лет назад +108

      @@emmanuelwalton4557 One word....... *Serial-Sleepers*
      they just creep up into your bed out of no where

    • @emmanuelwalton4557
      @emmanuelwalton4557 5 лет назад +22

      @@ziggymarley6145 i know all to well i fell victim to it it was tragic forever scarred 😂😂😂

    • @norastifler
      @norastifler 5 лет назад +8

      Magic

    • @summershepherd1081
      @summershepherd1081 5 лет назад +19

      It’s the tap water man it’s in the tap water

  • @ventipinkitydrinkity3710
    @ventipinkitydrinkity3710 4 года назад +9484

    Imagine being drunk, getting in the car driving home, stopping at someone’s house, getting in a bed, and not knowing who they are?
    *how did they let you in then?*

    • @madelineasmr926
      @madelineasmr926 4 года назад +408

      More like he went out, met someone at the bar, flirted, went home with them, then lied his ass off 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @富雄戰情室
      @富雄戰情室 3 года назад +32

      Yes. Ur right.

    • @sweetiethedogblooky8582
      @sweetiethedogblooky8582 3 года назад +7

      Veronica Sawyer (musical) vibes-

    • @discobutterfly
      @discobutterfly 3 года назад +18

      First off, his idiocies with alcohol- let’s admit... if he was really drunk: he would of crashed the car (usually the man would drive the lady home let’s say) or, pulled over for DUI. The story just doesn’t correlate 😂

    • @clerlove9982
      @clerlove9982 3 года назад +2

      @@sweetiethedogblooky8582 oh my gosh totally 👏

  • @sonnybill8271
    @sonnybill8271 4 года назад +22982

    “Maybe a woman slingshotted that into the back of my truck”
    😂🤣 whose boy is this lmfao

    • @sean45m67
      @sean45m67 4 года назад +164

      Sonny Bill ay Man U never know😂

    • @Spyrika
      @Spyrika 4 года назад +576

      Happens all the time! Us women you know, we just love to buy stuff and fling it into people's cars at random 😂😂😂

    • @user-by3ci1po9j
      @user-by3ci1po9j 4 года назад +55

      @@Spyrika lmao

    • @moniqaf
      @moniqaf 4 года назад +20

      Ya all 6 pair

    • @jessicajohnson5817
      @jessicajohnson5817 4 года назад +31

      Now that took me out.

  • @sydthakyd98
    @sydthakyd98 3 года назад +1200

    “I don’t get any action from her. What other option do I have!?” Um… you could just… idk.. LEAVE! I’ll never understand why people choose to cheat instead of just leaving.

    • @biruss
      @biruss 3 года назад +4

      Maybe he can't. Like many a lady can't.

    • @biruss
      @biruss 3 года назад +1

      Not that he's right.

    • @biruss
      @biruss 3 года назад +8

      Divorce for refusal of affection, and document everything

    • @bruhno1545
      @bruhno1545 3 года назад +15

      men moment smh

    • @biruss
      @biruss 3 года назад +2

      @@bruhno1545 same if a deprived woman was in the same boat

  • @Inflake
    @Inflake 4 года назад +6549

    I’d be a judge in this area just to hear the stupid stories

  • @indanorth
    @indanorth 5 лет назад +75440

    This judge is having the time of her life.

    • @justamanofculture12
      @justamanofculture12 5 лет назад +1718

      Audience also....

    • @stevenhosea4849
      @stevenhosea4849 5 лет назад +202

      K K Thanks. Happens.

    • @lrmelvin621
      @lrmelvin621 4 года назад +433

      Yes I feel like if I had to pick a career I would pick this. But is this judge like a real judge like she went to law school. Or is it just a comedy show?

    • @grandmaster3211
      @grandmaster3211 4 года назад +424

      @@lrmelvin621 Real judge. Did time in office and got a good TV deal. Judge Judy ended so there's a spot available

    • @lrmelvin621
      @lrmelvin621 4 года назад +30

      @@grandmaster3211 cool thx!

  • @zahedah80
    @zahedah80 4 года назад +69381

    I never understood how women just leave their underwear behind

    • @thedivinechic6613
      @thedivinechic6613 4 года назад +10985

      Def on purpose.... 😏

    • @Feraanmii
      @Feraanmii 4 года назад +10823

      Like how’d you get dressed and just forget your knickers? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @cheetahgirlfan32
      @cheetahgirlfan32 4 года назад +6531

      Purposefully

    • @zahedah80
      @zahedah80 4 года назад +3491

      @@oscarr0_794 ahhhhhh I never thought of that before

    • @hannah-kaynelson9022
      @hannah-kaynelson9022 4 года назад +2217

      Sometimes the men keep them too trying to be all sexy

  • @Nokkynokky76
    @Nokkynokky76 3 года назад +264

    I can't count the number of times someone has slingshot lingerie into my car in the hopes I'd be accused of cheating 🤣🤣🤣

    • @AaronCMounts
      @AaronCMounts 2 года назад +6

      As a singe guy, living in barracks, who--while not anti-social--kept mostly to myself and had no personal contact with any girls (no GF, no female friends at the time, etc...), I had found random panties in the bed of my pickup...twice.

    • @MoneyMakeOnlineEasy
      @MoneyMakeOnlineEasy 2 года назад +14

      @@AaronCMounts ya ppl just banged in the bed of your pickup truck bro

  • @izzyy87
    @izzyy87 5 лет назад +16211

    “Maybe a woman slingshotted that through the back of my truck!” 😭💀 GOODNIGHT INTERNET.

    • @pinkcashmeres
      @pinkcashmeres 5 лет назад +482

      LMFAOOOOO, he really tried to act like that was a common occurrence.

    • @rosaindica7896
      @rosaindica7896 4 года назад +57

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @heathershea4916
      @heathershea4916 4 года назад +80

      That's when I lost it, tbh.

    • @Futuretense101
      @Futuretense101 4 года назад +65

      I'm like... Negro... Who are you!?! 😂 😂 😂

    • @Booger564
      @Booger564 4 года назад +27

      Yo if you think about it that is a legit possibility doe

  • @movietheatersnacks
    @movietheatersnacks 4 года назад +7482

    "I-I just got the size wrong!"
    "No, that's wrong!"

  • @Anti-heroine91
    @Anti-heroine91 4 года назад +5253

    "I like food, sex, and silence." Welp you're going to be having a lot of the last one after that statement.

    • @onion5809
      @onion5809 4 года назад +26

      That’s the goal.

    • @justmusic9669
      @justmusic9669 4 года назад +41

      And a lot less of the second

    • @PgLangGang
      @PgLangGang 4 года назад +10

      That’s what all men want. Straight up.

    • @dandaadnad529
      @dandaadnad529 4 года назад +2

      That's a bit from Chris Rock's Bring the Pain

    • @yenh1144
      @yenh1144 4 года назад +8

      Lmao and let me guess (without knowing the episode)...he was giving her broke shit, video game nonsense & hanging with his friends 🤷🏽‍♀️

  • @Nancy2551-g6i
    @Nancy2551-g6i Месяц назад +56

    Cool-videos! My five-year relationship came to an end a month ago. The love of my life chose to leave, and I can't stop thinking about him; I love him so deeply. I've done everything I can to win him back, but nothing seems to work. I'm feeling frustrated and can't imagine my life with anyone else. Despite my efforts to move on, I just can't shake the thoughts of him. I don’t know why I’m sharing this, (but I really miss him)

    • @MarilynChen-j1k
      @MarilynChen-j1k Месяц назад

      Saying goodbye to someone you love is difficult; I know this from my 12-year relationship ending. But I was unable to simply let him go, so I made every effort to get him back. I eventually sought aid from a spiritual counselor, who was able to help me regain his affection.

    • @Nancy2551-g6i
      @Nancy2551-g6i Месяц назад

      It's interesting! How can I contact a spiritual counselor most efficiently, and how did you find one?

    • @MarilynChen-j1k
      @MarilynChen-j1k Месяц назад

      Father Obah Eze is a wonderful spiritual counselor who has the ability to bring back your ex.

    • @MarilynChen-j1k
      @MarilynChen-j1k Месяц назад

      He can assist you; he is Father Obah Eze, and he possesses immense powers.

    • @Nancy2551-g6i
      @Nancy2551-g6i Месяц назад

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  • @mrlittleluigi18
    @mrlittleluigi18 4 года назад +32638

    Sometimes I can’t understand why people cheat, if you don’t like them, break up, it isn’t that hard

    • @mrlittleluigi18
      @mrlittleluigi18 4 года назад +690

      kush dubey Yeah I already thought of that but if they are ever thinking of cheating, they should get someone for this, like counseling or something (I forgot) it could help

    • @mrlittleluigi18
      @mrlittleluigi18 4 года назад +259

      kush dubey They could still try, it doesn’t hurt to try and get help

    • @freeagentforlife4717
      @freeagentforlife4717 4 года назад +710

      That might be true for a boyfriend/girlfriend type situation but once you in a marriage contract its a lot harder than you think it is. Especially with the court system the way it is nowadays.

    • @Cloudthelegends
      @Cloudthelegends 4 года назад +420

      Just like that? Dont like and leave? No wonder loyalty seems scarce nowadays. Love in marriage is not just feeling, but its something you hold deary and commit into it. Strong family is everything in society. It creates a better place. On the altar, we promised we will love her in all situation good or bad. Do you think this is just a formality or just a mantra that you can throw out like a toy after you done playing? Having an affair is a sins, the pleasure of the flesh and we constantly battle with it in our life time, it's something woman may not understand it fully. BUT ultimately love is sacred and by nature it bonds exclusively two individuals together. You cannot just leave. True love is not about ourselves or fulfilling our own desire, but how we give the best for our better half and commit into the relationship like your only one. Dont give in into the temptation. Run from it and don't get close to it, dont embrace it. That's the only way to win this.

    • @juanamontoyanavia2535
      @juanamontoyanavia2535 4 года назад +803

      @Redmi Note The solution: If you can't be loyal, if you know that you dont have the personality for long relationships, if you dont completely care or like a person, DONT GET MARRIED.
      Its better for everyone, and for make a life together with someone you dont need to marry

  • @firewolf4824
    @firewolf4824 4 года назад +23168

    There's no excuse for cheating. Period.

    • @wafflebean9828
      @wafflebean9828 4 года назад +325

      100% agree

    • @lyssamarie4550
      @lyssamarie4550 4 года назад +192

      Exactly

    • @xoxokennya
      @xoxokennya 4 года назад +865

      Talking bout “I have needs” naw you just don’t no self control stfu 🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @ArgusWonTr1ck
      @ArgusWonTr1ck 4 года назад +187

      If someone cheated on me and I knew, I'd def cheat on them to spite them before I broke up with them.

    • @madib7262
      @madib7262 4 года назад +360

      That makes you no better than them though

  • @chaseleblanc1646
    @chaseleblanc1646 6 лет назад +10066

    "That's the only thing I'm guilty of, getting the wrong size" broooo you needa pack your bags now

    • @Zuriieell
      @Zuriieell 5 лет назад +16

      Hey go check my channel out slytosauce me and my girl will start posting more videos

    • @MayHugger
      @MayHugger 5 лет назад +34

      @@Zuriieell r/nobodyasked

    • @abzinhoo
      @abzinhoo 3 года назад +6

      @@MayHugger cold

    • @nzoththecorruptor3690
      @nzoththecorruptor3690 3 года назад +7

      Best excuse would have been it for himself, cuz he likes to wear women underwear 😏😏

    • @rosaf4661
      @rosaf4661 3 года назад +6

      😂😂😂😂bought the wrong size? he a mfkn lie..

  • @gorgoro5563
    @gorgoro5563 3 года назад +155

    HAHHAHAHA my dad cheated on my mom and his excuse was "Our children need to know life isn't always perfect" like damn, we were suffering from depression already and we basically know life is shit but OK, make it even more worse I guess :")

    • @dishuuu112
      @dishuuu112 2 года назад +14

      Crap that's like rubbing salt on the existing wounds....take care of yourself, your siblings and your momma babe y'all deserve better... sending lots of love and hugs 💞

    • @Zero-gh9lp
      @Zero-gh9lp 5 месяцев назад +7

      Lol, he actually attempted the "I did it for the kids" line with cheating? Like what?

    • @aadil4750
      @aadil4750 3 месяца назад +2

      Hope you’re doing okay

  • @sexyllama8727
    @sexyllama8727 6 лет назад +2740

    “I was like yoooooo are you seriously in my bed?!”

    • @kikil4715
      @kikil4715 5 лет назад +5

      Don’t lie u know u want that llama that had me dying 😂😂

    • @wijdaneamnai7626
      @wijdaneamnai7626 5 лет назад +2

      2:14

    • @j.6230
      @j.6230 5 лет назад +1

      @@kikil4715 rip

    • @flakyflakes3298
      @flakyflakes3298 4 года назад +4

      Don't you just hate when a woman suddenly appears on your Boyfriend's bed?

  • @ally-nw4ir
    @ally-nw4ir 5 лет назад +21309

    “There is no way that THIS is my bra size”
    The way she just compared it tho ended me in the spot 😂

    • @kenricklongsong9999
      @kenricklongsong9999 5 лет назад +61

      ohhh yesssssss! hahahaha.....

    • @topazfire974
      @topazfire974 5 лет назад +61

      공원 지민 I cant even get my fist in one cup 😂😅😅🤣

    • @ally-nw4ir
      @ally-nw4ir 5 лет назад +22

      Topaz fire
      girl thats sad 😂

    • @pschaefer143
      @pschaefer143 5 лет назад +106

      You know for a fact she was trying as hard as possible not to say Tiddy. Husband and i were rolling

    • @gidraffkioi3615
      @gidraffkioi3615 5 лет назад +17

      But she better buy sexier underwears. The one she flashed is kinda..... djffhffhhfhhvvghgh

  • @Jay-xr6dc
    @Jay-xr6dc 4 года назад +3385

    Did he really just say she wasn’t giving me “food, sex and silence” to a female judge to explain why he cheated 😂

    • @crazycaravan4773
      @crazycaravan4773 4 года назад +49

      I thought he said "science"

    • @clementine1169
      @clementine1169 4 года назад +106

      @@crazycaravan4773 probably would’ve been a better choice

    • @crazycaravan4773
      @crazycaravan4773 4 года назад +28

      @@clementine1169 yeah probably 😂

    • @thebelen2359
      @thebelen2359 4 года назад +33

      "food, sex and science" lmao

    • @johnnysteradactyl558
      @johnnysteradactyl558 4 года назад +7

      Some girls are silent most their life and it doesn't make any difference.

  • @everyst5030
    @everyst5030 3 года назад +61

    My man rlly said“ I could’ve bin driving with the music goin and someone probably slingshot it in my truck” I laughed so hard

  • @jiminsmami6737
    @jiminsmami6737 4 года назад +21754

    Daily reminder: there is never a good excuse for cheating. If you do not love or respect your significant other enough to stay loyal to them then leave. End of story.

    • @thebelen2359
      @thebelen2359 4 года назад +93

      I can just see someone saying in part 2 that that bald white guy in the vid (aka Lex Luthor), threatened a million people and said he'd killed them if the person didn't cheat 😂

    • @redfieldwong717
      @redfieldwong717 4 года назад +32

      Yeah but what do you do when no one is looking for love and just sex and your only option to emotionally survive would be not to let yourself get attached to anyone.

    • @neoyan2555
      @neoyan2555 4 года назад +136

      Absolutely. I mean you can have an open relationship, like me and my partner, but you must have had that conversation first (I mean we agreed on if that's some kissing in truth or dare and stuff) but like, some of these guys treat their wives like s.x dolls like wtf o.o I could never

    • @Scorpio1025
      @Scorpio1025 4 года назад +61

      Don’t open one door without closing another!

    • @briannapicanco6337
      @briannapicanco6337 4 года назад +105

      @@neoyan2555 there is only one way I can see cheating as not bad and that's if the person who is cheating is in an abusive relationship. There are people out there who cheat on their partner but are too scared of what would happen to them if they leave. They still feel the need to feel loved but are too scared to leave, sometimes they are scared for themselves, sometimes its for their non abusive partner and sometimes its for their children if they have any. Luckily now in places like the US they have places for people to go or people to talk to if they are in an abusive relationship, but it never used to be like that.

  • @belsnickel9568
    @belsnickel9568 5 лет назад +4612

    I’m surprised we haven’t heard, “I slipped and I accidentally entered a random woman.”

    • @KCNOZC
      @KCNOZC 5 лет назад +57

      Belsnickel I’ve heard that one. Hell naw. Ain’t gunna touch that

    • @mitchellhenson2015
      @mitchellhenson2015 5 лет назад +21

      It happens 🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @DrewPeabaws
      @DrewPeabaws 5 лет назад +17

      Belsnickel they banned my episode so it wasn’t on

    • @LinguistRevolutioner
      @LinguistRevolutioner 5 лет назад +3

      I just literally laughed out loud

    • @uche260
      @uche260 5 лет назад

      i liked and now its at 666, ur welcome

  • @princesslulu5795
    @princesslulu5795 7 лет назад +9993

    The slingshot one at the beginning is priceless

  • @R-L-I
    @R-L-I 2 года назад +23

    When homie said he went to the lingerie store and just “accidentally” bought the wrong size bra for his wife, bruh I’ve only looked at her for 5 seconds and knew that bra wouldn’t fit, cut the foolery dude! 🤣

    • @ariadneschild8460
      @ariadneschild8460 2 года назад +2

      He's no good at lying that's for sure.😅🤣

  • @LordMoldyButt18
    @LordMoldyButt18 8 лет назад +11850

    So do they just walk out without their bra or panties and feel like they aren't forgetting anything?

    • @scrawled_inblack9882
      @scrawled_inblack9882 8 лет назад +1786

      TheRunningSnail18 They do that shit on purpose I swear to God

    • @saadarmouti1670
      @saadarmouti1670 8 лет назад +214

      A Kingdom Hearts fan always says the wisest of things 😍

    • @LordMoldyButt18
      @LordMoldyButt18 8 лет назад +163

      Saad Armouti Yes, yes they do.

    • @Rayguine
      @Rayguine 8 лет назад +15

      Saad Armouti

    • @atokad6220
      @atokad6220 8 лет назад +465

      Okay im guilty of this- each time it was because i was in a hurry and the room was too messy for me to find my things. So I just said "fuck it".

  • @thepanthion
    @thepanthion 4 года назад +2168

    How are these people married? The last person saying he likes silence, but how'd he get someone so beautiful if they didn't talk first? My goodness.

    • @yusurkassem4174
      @yusurkassem4174 4 года назад +20

      Hah you should see my parents, these people seem so functional compared to them

    • @personalinfodump2155
      @personalinfodump2155 4 года назад +43

      @@yusurkassem4174 you doing ok bro?

    • @KARTIKEYA007
      @KARTIKEYA007 4 года назад +5

      She's not beautiful at all

    • @malaviarulmani8182
      @malaviarulmani8182 4 года назад +95

      @Redmi Note dude people have different perspectives . Just because you don't find her attractive that doesn't mean everyone should have the same opinion

    • @TweSunshine
      @TweSunshine 4 года назад +14

      He should get one of them blowup dolls and leave humans alone.

  • @Jaem-wo8mh
    @Jaem-wo8mh 4 года назад +24756

    The white guy makes everyone else look like angels.

    • @kaykhen616
      @kaykhen616 4 года назад +546

      I swear!!!!

    • @SavedError
      @SavedError 4 года назад +1780

      They all fucked up, but the white guy just makes everyone look smart 😂

    • @davidreed9849
      @davidreed9849 4 года назад +911

      Yeah he’s creepy af

    • @mslita09
      @mslita09 4 года назад +191

      All of you are just being racist. His ass was on the internet when everyone else actually fucked the bitch....that's how I know you all are being racist hypocrites.

    • @tanq_mchunu695
      @tanq_mchunu695 4 года назад +10

      🤣🤣

  • @kristophergracia3162
    @kristophergracia3162 2 года назад +8

    0:56 you can HEAR the creaking of the gears in his head as he tries to lie on the spot 🤣

  • @awags5547
    @awags5547 3 года назад +7301

    The first guy said that someone slingshotted the underwear. Props for creativity! Haha

    • @khyraware716
      @khyraware716 3 года назад +90

      I was dying out laughing 🤣🤣

    • @IPwn3dJo
      @IPwn3dJo 3 года назад +122

      It would be funny if it’s true. Just imagine the long running joke if you were the one that threw panties in moving vehicles

    • @MrsJoker-fo9ls
      @MrsJoker-fo9ls 3 года назад +26

      I give him C+ for that

    • @Mario_1611
      @Mario_1611 3 года назад +44

      He had a couple seconds to come up with a lie. Leave this man alone, he tried 🤣

    • @ElaineLoyd
      @ElaineLoyd 3 года назад +20

      I believe him, You know I slingshot my panties while out for like a jog or something?

  • @Horrorbotyt
    @Horrorbotyt 5 лет назад +4410

    *when love life in the bedroom is like staring at a brick wall*
    I YELLED

    • @CambieAngel
      @CambieAngel 5 лет назад +470

      It’s gonna be that way when you look like he does

    • @HeyImTiP
      @HeyImTiP 5 лет назад +10

      Cambie X you probably look like a catfish

    • @smala017
      @smala017 5 лет назад +172

      That was a guy that knew he was in a sinking ship but was determined to drag her down with him!

    • @chupacabrablood445
      @chupacabrablood445 5 лет назад +268

      That guy was the worst one. Poor woman. I wish her the best in life full of happiness and love.

    • @ElaEla-uf4er
      @ElaEla-uf4er 5 лет назад +16

      Brake up how hard is that!
      Some people lives together for bills not for loving someone!
      That’s good!

  • @DXXER
    @DXXER 4 года назад +8398

    Are we not gonna talk about 1:30
    "I was drunk, I was over the wrong person's house, and she was der"
    😭😭😭😭

    • @chicsss
      @chicsss 4 года назад +48

      🤣😂😁😀

    • @coltont14
      @coltont14 4 года назад +32

      😂🤣😆😂

    • @Laivyh
      @Laivyh 4 года назад +86

      What does "Der" mean?

    • @preciouswoodard
      @preciouswoodard 4 года назад +60

      Queen M.A.G There😂😂

    • @Laivyh
      @Laivyh 4 года назад +28

      @@preciouswoodard oh really? I thought there was an other meaning 😭

  • @SharonVillarreal-k7w
    @SharonVillarreal-k7w 8 дней назад +1

    Watching this captivating video stirs up painful memories of the recent end of my 4 year relationship. My beloved partner chose to depart, leaving me with an unyielding ache. Despite my relentless efforts to reconcile, I find myself grappling with frustration and an inability to envision a future without him. Despite attempts to purge him from my mind, I remain haunted by his absence, feeling compelled to express my longing here.

    • @user-el4cq5qg2j
      @user-el4cq5qg2j 8 дней назад

      It's hard to let go of someone you love; I went through a similar experience when my 12-year relationship ended. I tried everything to get him back, and eventually I had to turn to a spiritual counselor for assistance.

    • @SharonVillarreal-k7w
      @SharonVillarreal-k7w 8 дней назад

      Interesting! How did you locate a spiritual counselor, and how can I get in touch with him most effectively?

    • @user-el4cq5qg2j
      @user-el4cq5qg2j 8 дней назад

      His name is Father Akunna, and he is a great spiritual counselor who can bring back your ex.

    • @user-el4cq5qg2j
      @user-el4cq5qg2j 8 дней назад

      he is father akunna, he has great powers, he can help you.

    • @SharonVillarreal-k7w
      @SharonVillarreal-k7w 8 дней назад

      I appreciate you providing this important information; I've just checked Father Akunna online, and wow, he's really genuine. Thank you so much again ❤

  • @baileylosse5562
    @baileylosse5562 4 года назад +8086

    I feel like this show is just a way to humiliate cheaters

  • @shadownode5970
    @shadownode5970 4 года назад +7655

    This woman is like Judge Judy, but funnier.

  • @francesca96
    @francesca96 4 года назад +16751

    i'm sorry but the white dude looks creepy af

    • @Uncherished
      @Uncherished 4 года назад +1339

      damn, ikr?
      can't tell where the forehead begins or where it ends-

    • @aggressivepianonoises813
      @aggressivepianonoises813 4 года назад +772

      Megamind

    • @payal12-pn
      @payal12-pn 4 года назад +208

      @Eberechi Rebecca we share our last brain cells 😂

    • @au5269
      @au5269 4 года назад +101

      Mega mind or sum shit

    • @aaronocumen3794
      @aaronocumen3794 4 года назад +31

      Can someone please tell me the name of that episode

  • @taesdrugdealer4458
    @taesdrugdealer4458 2 года назад +27

    the first one was so hilarious that even the women being cheated on had to laugh 🤣🤣

  • @cartiaking3377
    @cartiaking3377 5 лет назад +11795

    *”when love life in the bedroom is like staring at a brick wall”*
    okay megamind

  • @rachelessah802
    @rachelessah802 5 лет назад +9593

    i DiDn'T kNoW tHe WoMaN wAs In ThE bEd 😐

  • @fern_doc
    @fern_doc 4 года назад +9294

    2:54
    Him: woo 👏woo 👏woo 👏
    The Judge: 👁👄👁

  • @syzou
    @syzou 3 года назад +21

    3:17 "and you weren't getting any of it"
    Oh god, please, somebody give this queen a crown

  • @siennasaunders
    @siennasaunders 4 года назад +19648

    The Impostor trying to explain to the person they killed in front of, how it wasn't them
    -I was not getting any of these notifs and just found it after months, I forgot this existed.I would like to apologise for this disgusting sentence, I assure you my humour has changed and improved and hope you can forgive me;I understand if not.

  • @ralphyy2868
    @ralphyy2868 5 лет назад +33604

    I’m in Love with Andi

  • @littlekiwi8964
    @littlekiwi8964 4 года назад +3276

    This judge is thoroughly enjoying her life with all that drama she witnesses.

    • @sarcashian
      @sarcashian 3 года назад +76

      sadly the judge retired last year 💔 but we still all these iconic moments

  • @manuelinstructions5396
    @manuelinstructions5396 3 года назад +10

    1:10 the crowd laughing was just icing on this cake

  • @jordanmurray9023
    @jordanmurray9023 5 лет назад +5612

    "food, sex, and silence..." translation... You're gonna make me food, sleep with me, and then be invisible."

    • @theyemenipatriot8020
      @theyemenipatriot8020 5 лет назад +104

      What more can a man ask for?

    • @youtubelurker8120
      @youtubelurker8120 5 лет назад +166

      @@theyemenipatriot8020 other men😂since you say a man would want food sex and silence, Im pretty sure another man would have no trouble giving it to you

    • @youtubelurker8120
      @youtubelurker8120 5 лет назад +96

      @@FruityHachi soo basically become invisible and not talk about her problems?

    • @cookie12932
      @cookie12932 5 лет назад +2

      @@youtubelurker8120 sometimes we just want to relax watch movie or play games... not talk about "problems" all the time.

    • @youtubelurker8120
      @youtubelurker8120 5 лет назад +100

      @@cookie12932 And sometimes we want men who dont think about having sex and playing games most of the time. I guess theres no such thing as a man like that the same way theres no such thing as woman who'll just cook, sleep with you and shut up.

  • @miggy9942
    @miggy9942 4 года назад +4273

    Judge: you cheated
    Cheater: Sorry I'm an asparagus

  • @amira5001
    @amira5001 7 лет назад +8871

    She must love her job lmao

    • @soulsaversaras.r.s3956
      @soulsaversaras.r.s3956 6 лет назад +199

      inside outside upside downside
      Why is that a problem.

    • @jacklyn3850
      @jacklyn3850 6 лет назад +4

      Ehh Ehhh ikr

    • @boistired6825
      @boistired6825 6 лет назад +140

      It looks so fun just to roast cheaters all day! Money doesn’t matter when I can do this forever!

    • @ПавелПовх-з3у
      @ПавелПовх-з3у 6 лет назад +13

      You should know they are all actors

    • @harrypottersnumbrfan
      @harrypottersnumbrfan 6 лет назад +13

      inside outside upside downside you realize she has been doing this long before the show started

  • @mrsquietmusic6413
    @mrsquietmusic6413 3 года назад +1

    Thanks for reminding me why I love being single. The level of frustration I am freed from.

  • @pinkcashmeres
    @pinkcashmeres 5 лет назад +1992

    “I rolled over & seen this other women, and I was like YO, ARE YOU SERIOUSLY IN MY BED?” LMFAOOOOO.

  • @brooklyn1167
    @brooklyn1167 5 лет назад +8960

    Is no body going to talk about how that dude looked like megamind?
    2:36

  • @smashbadger0751
    @smashbadger0751 5 лет назад +1685

    "Somebody probably slingshotted the underwear through the back window" 🤣🤣 bruh I'm weak

  • @sayoryeetbeems379
    @sayoryeetbeems379 3 года назад +59

    Here is an excuse:
    "Scorpio's like her is just a liar..I'm innocent! I am a Libra! Libra's are ALWAYS innocent! Why can't you believe me?!"

    • @userismad001
      @userismad001 3 года назад +6

      As a scorpio myself I've heard it from several others that Scorpios should avoid Libras. Alas, my best friend is an amazing person and a Libra 😂.
      It's not the zodiac problem, the person who said that is hilariously stupid.

    • @braxtieboy5542
      @braxtieboy5542 3 года назад +2

      @@userismad001 I don't think you got the joke

    • @userismad001
      @userismad001 3 года назад +9

      @@braxtieboy5542 I got the joke but people who say this don't always joke. They seriously blame it on zodiacs 😂

    • @nigus.
      @nigus. 3 года назад +6

      I cannot understand how people could judge someone based on their zodiac like bro, just because I was born in april and I am aries doesn' make my personality be like anything they say.

    • @thisyashashidhara3729
      @thisyashashidhara3729 3 года назад

      @@userismad001 idk man i tried setting things off w a libra ended things w him in the most disastrous way that i scowl even when i see his face rofl. anyway entering scorpio season sooonnn ✨✨🤩🤩🔮

  • @cesaremoore3873
    @cesaremoore3873 5 лет назад +1917

    Me: just one video
    Me at 2am: *"I need to know why they're cheating"*

  • @winter333
    @winter333 3 года назад +21830

    “I like food, sex, and silence” sir what you’re looking for is a cooking class and a blow up doll, not a girlfriend/wife.

  • @shuk0rina444
    @shuk0rina444 5 лет назад +8356

    “I was drunk”
    “and I was, I was over at the wrong person house,”
    “and she was dere.”
    **whhhheeeeze**

    • @the1victoria
      @the1victoria 5 лет назад +46

      Okana_omq as soon as I saw this comment I was at that part

    • @liahhhh4234
      @liahhhh4234 5 лет назад +7

      Lmao😂😂 im dying

    • @marisatheuglybitch8584
      @marisatheuglybitch8584 5 лет назад +31

      I realized that this could happen to someone but that is not to say that what he said wasn't straight bullshit of an excuse for what he knows he did. Still funny as hell 😂

    • @liahhhh4234
      @liahhhh4234 5 лет назад +2

      @@marisatheuglybitch8584 😂😂true haha😂😂😂

    • @oxauthoralicexo7854
      @oxauthoralicexo7854 5 лет назад +1

      @@marisatheuglybitch8584 true..

  • @KC-ni5gw
    @KC-ni5gw 2 года назад +11

    The world is full of sociopaths, they continue to lie even when caught redhanded

  • @Icy_815
    @Icy_815 5 лет назад +10151

    I wanna be a divorce judge now
    Edit: It’s been 2 years and I’ve never received a notification from this till now- THANKS FOR THE LIKES

    • @MariAm-wt5sw
      @MariAm-wt5sw 5 лет назад +46

      Army💜

    • @lisasethe6386
      @lisasethe6386 5 лет назад +8

      😂😂😂

    • @nathanielsaunders9815
      @nathanielsaunders9815 5 лет назад +197

      No just think how bad it gets when kids are involved

    • @roccoon9892
      @roccoon9892 5 лет назад +23

      Salma Musa no shit sherlock, BTS is pretty popular 😒🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @Ronin12160
      @Ronin12160 5 лет назад +125

      Damn whats with the bts lovers its so annoying tbh

  • @Meh-sn5kj
    @Meh-sn5kj 4 года назад +16399

    “When your sex life is staring at a brick wall there’s not much i can do.”
    What about break up??

    • @animeonepiecelife1663
      @animeonepiecelife1663 4 года назад +647

      The man is a airhead.

    • @Spidertheidiot
      @Spidertheidiot 4 года назад +498

      Or sex toys, communication, experimentation etc... not cheating.

    • @jrw2319
      @jrw2319 4 года назад +321

      and dating isnt always about sex but guys dont understand that yet

    • @Meh-sn5kj
      @Meh-sn5kj 4 года назад +146

      Disk of Prudence some girls also don’t

    • @KARTIKEYA007
      @KARTIKEYA007 4 года назад +20

      Make divorcing easier for husbands and they won't have to "cheat" anymore

  • @bonniedavidson6376
    @bonniedavidson6376 5 лет назад +1116

    “I-I-I was drunk, over at the wrong persons house, and she was there.”

  • @christinavernon2277
    @christinavernon2277 Год назад +4

    0:32 from episode 61
    1:12 from episode 125
    1:39 from episode 96
    2:22 from episode 33
    3:02 from episode 62

  • @rosiage1700
    @rosiage1700 6 лет назад +892

    there’s no excuse for cheating. Either you wanna be in a relationship or not, choose one.

    • @bookmilla8616
      @bookmilla8616 6 лет назад +8

      donte llx you can’t have both

    • @bookmilla8616
      @bookmilla8616 6 лет назад +19

      donte llx not unless you’re a sociopath with no type of empathy who thinks the world is evolved around themselves.

    • @brazybenjamin2937
      @brazybenjamin2937 6 лет назад +7

      donte llx LoL most retarded comment ever.

    • @RiderofGary
      @RiderofGary 5 лет назад

      There are excuses, people sometimes cant leave the relationship due to the situation so they find it easier to cheat. According to some research (easiest found source is thelist) points out that nearly 50% of men cheat for emotional needs rather than sexual. Dont ask me how you cheat emotionally i didnt do the studies

    • @that_snkfan139
      @that_snkfan139 5 лет назад +4

      @@RiderofGary Unless you were forced to marry that person or are scared to leave as the other is abusive you really have no excuse

  • @mrsklove2169
    @mrsklove2169 5 лет назад +6852

    There is literally no legitimate excuse for cheating, absolutely NONE 👏

    • @YungPac
      @YungPac 5 лет назад +27

      Meagan Kunschik
      There is when you married. I feel sorry for these dudes lmao

    • @Pizza_is_bored
      @Pizza_is_bored 5 лет назад +283

      @@YungPac than talk about it or divorce idiot

    • @Mariana-mk2po
      @Mariana-mk2po 5 лет назад +182

      @@thecreep5123 wow what an alpha very edgy

    • @samaraaacz
      @samaraaacz 5 лет назад +211

      Yung Pac
      There is NO excuses. If you aren’t feeling anything towards your wife or husband or partner or WHATEVER, you talk about it and come to a solution. You don’t be a fucking dumbass and cheat. It doesn’t take a genius to figure that out.

    • @legendofzeldarules44
      @legendofzeldarules44 5 лет назад +15

      Even if the person you are dating refuses to let you go and is still an emotional wall who wont even talk about the issues? Sometimes cheating is the only way to get away from someone, especially if your being manipulated to stay

  • @WillowLemmons
    @WillowLemmons 4 года назад +2876

    Solution to not wanting to be with your partner anymore:
    *break up with your partner*

    • @harryjamespotter4645
      @harryjamespotter4645 3 года назад +9

      But ain't theses people married they can't just break up and ho ahead?🤷

    • @Lara-gj8xp
      @Lara-gj8xp 3 года назад +81

      @@harryjamespotter4645 yes they can. You can tell ur husband/wife that u want a divorce

    • @slaveofgod3481
      @slaveofgod3481 3 года назад +13

      It ain't that simple. Some are held hostage cause they could lose most their assets

    • @Lili-ey1nd
      @Lili-ey1nd 3 года назад +36

      @@slaveofgod3481 that’s what prenups are for

    • @slaveofgod3481
      @slaveofgod3481 3 года назад +8

      @@queenii lol I'm not talking about the sorry dudes cheating in this video. Some people genuinely have fallen out of love, and don't wanna lose everything at the same time.

  • @rebeccahayward9607
    @rebeccahayward9607 3 года назад +7

    I told my boyfriend, now husband, when we first started dating that he had would have no worry of me cheating. Because if there was something wrong or missing with our relationship, then we would break up.
    Which pretty much blows every excuse used in this clip XD.
    There is no excuse good enough to allow cheating.

  • @imswagurnot742
    @imswagurnot742 4 года назад +2233

    2:35 this man looks like megamind I can’t be the only one who sees it

  • @leefelix0325
    @leefelix0325 5 лет назад +2392

    *"We're just hungry and we're afraid to starve to death so we ate each others lips"* **clap** **clap** **clap**

    • @nikki1247
      @nikki1247 5 лет назад +25

      Lee Felix **cue Felix voice** sTaYyYyy
      Also mayhaps i wheezed at your comment

    • @sonson6512
      @sonson6512 5 лет назад +4

      Stay? 😮

    • @yasminshekoni9775
      @yasminshekoni9775 5 лет назад +6

      Wakey wakey it's time to wake up now

    • @charlottetee4082
      @charlottetee4082 5 лет назад +1

      lmao

    • @shrutis
      @shrutis 5 лет назад +2

      @@yasminshekoni9775 I read that in Felix's voice

  • @HappiestSadGuy
    @HappiestSadGuy 7 лет назад +3491

    Your honor, I really thought she was my wife the whole time lol

    • @riyadk8736
      @riyadk8736 7 лет назад +34

      HappiestSadGuy underrated comment

    • @henrybourdon6712
      @henrybourdon6712 6 лет назад +24

      only my eyes were closed because i was afraid to open them because it was better then the regular stuff i was getting and did not want to jinks it. when i was done i opened my eyes and screamed "oh my god , you are not my wife"

  • @Tueresbienpresentao
    @Tueresbienpresentao 2 года назад +4

    "I found the wrong size thats what im guilty of" LMAO

  • @Felixsterr
    @Felixsterr 4 года назад +7330

    I feel women leave their undergarments on purpose when they find out that the man their doing is married or has a girlfriend to expose him

    • @minxxd
      @minxxd 3 года назад +589

      That or they don’t have enough self esteem so they leave it there so the wife can find out so then they can get divorced then the side b gets the man

    • @CL-fs3kt
      @CL-fs3kt 3 года назад +210

      The side b rarely gets the man lol

    • @trish7048
      @trish7048 3 года назад +503

      Oh yeah if I ever got with a man and found out he was married I would absolutely do that on purpose. First off, I won't get with married men. So if I get with a married man it's because he hid his marriage from me. If he hid his marriage from me, he KNOWS he's doing something wrong. Second, the wife deserves to know she's being cheated on! If I'm never gonna meet the wife to tell her personally, I'm gonna leave a trail behind so she knows!
      Fuck these cheaters.

    • @withmyhonesty
      @withmyhonesty 3 года назад +40

      They do it cause they want the women to know she’s there and the woman should leave sometimes

    • @Roc2897
      @Roc2897 3 года назад +129

      Yup. Sometimes when a woman feels suspicious a guy is married or whatever they leave something behind as a clue for the other woman. It's nuts and kinda sweet though to blow the whistle if you think somethings up.

  • @padparadscha1452
    @padparadscha1452 3 года назад +3989

    "I like food, sex, and silence" Why get married?!

    • @cringetv2153
      @cringetv2153 3 года назад +24

      For the sex

    • @fureverX3
      @fureverX3 3 года назад +209

      @@cringetv2153 get a doll 💀💀

    • @cringetv2153
      @cringetv2153 3 года назад +9

      @@fureverX3 it’s just not the same though. Probably idk

    • @padparadscha1452
      @padparadscha1452 3 года назад +152

      I was more in to silence. Food? Find a chef. Sex? Find a prostitute. Silence? Not from a wife

    • @cringetv2153
      @cringetv2153 3 года назад +4

      @@padparadscha1452 ah right

  • @ImperialCub
    @ImperialCub 4 года назад +4067

    2:36 how does that girl date a guy who has a landing pad for a forehead.

    • @rite.3839
      @rite.3839 4 года назад +121

      How does a guy like that date a girl who looks like Hermann Göring’s chocolate bar?

    • @danielcotnoir8230
      @danielcotnoir8230 4 года назад +20

      Beggin' Blitz I’m wheezing I can’t rn

    • @girlwiththerabbitteeth98
      @girlwiththerabbitteeth98 4 года назад +169

      He's the white version of mega mind. He was plotting all that shit

    • @camillevitoria4107
      @camillevitoria4107 4 года назад +114

      @@rite.3839 he's disrespectful and nasty, if he's gonna talk about her like that/cheat on her he shouldn't be with her in the first place. And, despite of her look, she deserves so much better than an jerk like him.

    • @mcnoodles3010
      @mcnoodles3010 4 года назад +36

      Bitter Sweet nah dont do megamind like that. He was bald but even if he had hair he wouldnt let his hair line get to that point.

  • @bradleystopher8725
    @bradleystopher8725 3 месяца назад +1

    something tells me the last guy has been on Divorce Court more than once

  • @BanaMUA
    @BanaMUA 8 лет назад +4747

    The fact that they didn't even put the effort in to make up a decent lie😒😒

    • @Nativefall
      @Nativefall 8 лет назад +4

      K

    • @daddyscrapes
      @daddyscrapes 8 лет назад +2

      BanaMUA tell me about it

    • @knightace2002
      @knightace2002 8 лет назад +28

      Or they were being truthful.

    • @morganwhite1157
      @morganwhite1157 8 лет назад +8

      MMMMMM HMMMM

    • @TamImBlessed
      @TamImBlessed 7 лет назад +28

      This's one of the problem with some ladies. You love the ones who can look deeply into your eyes and lie perfectly. Some Ladies reasons like babies

  • @itszeyth9863
    @itszeyth9863 3 года назад +7978

    "Food, sex, and silence", this man clearly knows what he wants, but this isn't 1960 anymore, bud.

    • @fakename779
      @fakename779 3 года назад +68

      I treasure silence around a woman

    • @fakename779
      @fakename779 3 года назад +15

      @@twauma How exactly?

    • @fakename779
      @fakename779 3 года назад +94

      @Maheen Munir No. I am saying women are often louder and more likely to nag then men. You just jumped to your own conclusion and assumed you were right

    • @zenzonerzz4789
      @zenzonerzz4789 3 года назад +469

      @@fakename779 that's also pretty sexist, perpetuating negative stereotypes is also sexist. That's kinda the whole reason why stereotypes are viewed negatively...

    • @fakename779
      @fakename779 3 года назад +10

      @@zenzonerzz4789 A stereotype.that you see men complain about all the time? Whether it be in person or online? I see it way too often to be just some stereotype.

  • @jamesmason7979
    @jamesmason7979 5 лет назад +1589

    "I didn't know there was a woman in the bed." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @christytea1798
      @christytea1798 5 лет назад +3

      Thelondonbadger 🤦🏽‍♀️ it actually is believable, thats the sad part. I wonder if that happened to me would I actually believe it tho or would i be done like she was.

    • @KoRoK4N
      @KoRoK4N 5 лет назад +3

      @Thelondonbadger Imagine if neither parties had actual bad intentions. I live in an apartment and there was a case where a guy that lived alone went into the completely wrong apartment while drunk and went to sleep in the same bed where a woman was already asleep. The woman didn't wake up until hours later because she had to use the bathroom and saw this random drunk sleeping next to her. Now imagine how in the hell would she be able to explain that to her SO if he came home anytime that guy was still asleep .

    • @PNDismyhusband
      @PNDismyhusband 5 лет назад +1

      Thelondonbadger how would you not sense the person in the bad with you? unless you're literally hibernating, you'll feel the person in the bed with you lmao

    • @pussydestroyer69285
      @pussydestroyer69285 5 лет назад +1

      @Thelondonbadger are you seriously making up excuses for his cheating, lol how do YOU know. Omg he's obviously lying why can't ppl except that he CHEATED wtf

  • @Dominictrxcks
    @Dominictrxcks 3 года назад +10

    2:34, He looks like that one guy that you see that's staring at kids while your leaving school and walking home..
    I apologize for my bad English, It's not my first language

    • @biruss
      @biruss 8 месяцев назад

      She looks like a clueless lady who never does anything right

  • @ba5579
    @ba5579 4 года назад +6512

    These men are so disrespectful it’s disgusting

    • @Eggroll7
      @Eggroll7 4 года назад +16

      @truth seeker you're a fucking moron

    • @ChatterBoxBran
      @ChatterBoxBran 4 года назад +163

      B A women do the same thing so stfu

    • @wildwoodandonyx
      @wildwoodandonyx 4 года назад +13

      Have you met my frigid wife, BA?

    • @gingadreamurr6238
      @gingadreamurr6238 4 года назад +238

      Let’s just all agree that humans are just shitty in general.

    • @gingadreamurr6238
      @gingadreamurr6238 4 года назад +10

      Ashley Scott It goes both ways though.

  • @desireesmith862
    @desireesmith862 3 года назад +6090

    2:22 I feel her pain through her voice. 😔

    • @marcusaureliusatoninus5947
      @marcusaureliusatoninus5947 3 года назад +1000

      You can tell she's being hurt at home especially. The dude is literally a cartoonish stereotypical villain that tortures you by emotionally breaking you

    • @TJtheBee
      @TJtheBee 3 года назад +528

      Yeah, that guy is fucked. I hope she’s left his ass and found somebody who appreciates her, and meanwhile I hope he rots in hell.

    • @kanyewestfan4758
      @kanyewestfan4758 3 года назад +98

      Sorry for her 😞

    • @izzyt1626
      @izzyt1626 3 года назад +169

      I just want to track him down and SLAP SOME SENSE INTO HIM! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! "Scratching that itch" TF? WHOMST. WHOMST DO YOU THINK?

    • @keidyninge
      @keidyninge 3 года назад +99

      And then he sitting there smiling like he so happy with himself!!!😡😡😡

  • @Ignis.w
    @Ignis.w 5 лет назад +2818

    “Sex, food, and silence!” What a disappointing human being.

    • @FKAAYA
      @FKAAYA 5 лет назад +18

      It's a tv show you dumb fuck

    • @Ignis.w
      @Ignis.w 5 лет назад +138

      @@FKAAYA what??? Really?? You don’t say?!

    • @mandisakuzwayo7156
      @mandisakuzwayo7156 5 лет назад +81

      Pot Head we know. Still a disappointing human though.

    • @FKAAYA
      @FKAAYA 5 лет назад +5

      @@mandisakuzwayo7156 it's fake

    • @zurdoaggresive
      @zurdoaggresive 5 лет назад +42

      @@FKAAYA r/woooooosh

  • @gabby2968
    @gabby2968 2 года назад +1

    You aint getting any of that silence in the labor room

  • @mariunfabregas7533
    @mariunfabregas7533 4 года назад +2756

    "I think a woman sling-shoted that bra to the back of my truck" lmao guess who just found a new hobby😂😂

    • @awags5547
      @awags5547 3 года назад +95

      It should be an olympic event lol

    • @agereartist3763
      @agereartist3763 3 года назад +29

      Omfg I'm going to try that one day just for fun

    • @potatopotatoeOG
      @potatopotatoeOG 3 года назад +3

      Omgosh🤣👏🏾

    • @mimi-yl5bu
      @mimi-yl5bu 3 года назад +6

      @Riya Singh LMAOOOOOO NO BC I CAN ACTUALLY SEE SOMEONE TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY AND DOING IT

    • @mimi-yl5bu
      @mimi-yl5bu 3 года назад +3

      @stupid HAHHAHA RIGHT

  • @SweetJoye
    @SweetJoye 4 года назад +4893

    That “food, sex, and silence” pissed me off.

    • @SeraphSeph
      @SeraphSeph 4 года назад +105

      Well, if you're providing none of those things at any point he's better off alone.

    • @sauceItsGood
      @sauceItsGood 4 года назад +326

      Seraph Sephiroth so if I don’t like having sex cause it makes me uncomfortable then I shouldn’t be in a relationship at all and just stay single??

    • @Cr8wnroyal
      @Cr8wnroyal 4 года назад +83

      @@sauceItsGood YES!

    • @sauceItsGood
      @sauceItsGood 4 года назад +166

      Andrew Andrew why?

    • @virgophia
      @virgophia 4 года назад +43

      @@Cr8wnroyal simp

  • @alishbasir
    @alishbasir 5 лет назад +1158

    *Every excuse for cheating is useless.*

    • @megha9789
      @megha9789 4 года назад

      After or before cheating??

    • @slipperygreasyeasylildoodo6708
      @slipperygreasyeasylildoodo6708 4 года назад +6

      Alishba Nasir MUDAA!

    • @ryokujo
      @ryokujo 4 года назад +2

      Jojo references

    • @Jahsaywhat
      @Jahsaywhat 4 года назад +3

      *Every thing is useless in the court of the crimson king*

    • @Tsukioka-
      @Tsukioka- 4 года назад +3

      Welcome to San Andreas, I'm CJ from Grove Street
      Land of the heinous, gang bangers and cold heat
      In Los Santos neighbors get no sleep
      Beefing with anybody competing even police
      For deepin' a green rag with both feet
      Blast wit' a flag on the strap, that's OG!
      Stay in shape, hit the gym, lift the weights
      Get super cut and big and buff nice and straight
      You got stats, respect, weapon skill
      Stamina, muscle, fat and sex appeal
      You get clothes from Binco, and ProLaps, Suburban, Zip, Victim and D-Sachs
      Watch yo' back when them rival hoods
      They'll test just to guess at your survivor skill
      Duckin' shells at the Cluckin' Bell
      Jump out, bust a gun until they tuck they tail
      It seems like I'm on impossible missions
      Twisted predicaments, hostile positions
      Tenpenny and Pulaski harass me, cop cars been on our ass the last past week
      Cause the 'Dreas is full of gangsters homeboy
      Hands is the language for the bangers homeboy
      And it's dangerous homeboy
      Get your brains 'fore how you do yo fingers homeboy
      Heat cock we popping hop dump em out been a block shake before the cops come
      Listen to sirens they ain't got none back another lap catch a straggler with a shot gun
      Hit em up wit' a Grove Street lie dirty sling shot mo' knee high

  • @Hannahrk9
    @Hannahrk9 Год назад +2

    Cheating is a choice not a "mistake"!!

  • @thatweirdmoldycarrot4262
    @thatweirdmoldycarrot4262 4 года назад +894

    The man that was caught cheating during a video chat was SO CREEPY

    • @sammymedawar307
      @sammymedawar307 4 года назад +19

      Nah, he was pretty funny

    • @empressqi1722
      @empressqi1722 4 года назад +14

      Like who would even want to chat with him?

    • @yaneyrydelfinmartinez737
      @yaneyrydelfinmartinez737 4 года назад +22

      Fr fr, He gave off incel vibes

    • @chileanyways-593
      @chileanyways-593 4 года назад +17

      @@sammymedawar307 it’s creepy asf lmao

    • @monke3898
      @monke3898 4 года назад +2

      @@yaneyrydelfinmartinez737 if he was an incel he wouldn't have been able to date that girl. He would be incapable of that. He's just a cheater not an incel.
      Tho to be fair u said he gives off those "vibes"not that he is one

  • @harrysarada2710
    @harrysarada2710 4 года назад +11696

    The white guy is like an insest malfunction between pennywise and Donald Trump

  • @KRUDDYMUSICIAN
    @KRUDDYMUSICIAN 4 года назад +6537

    I mean, that's not as bad. My buddy's ex walked in on him with another girl and he just asked "Now who are you gunna believe? Me? Or your lyin eyes?"
    He's single now lmao

    • @blueorchid7690
      @blueorchid7690 4 года назад +365

      I'd say let me call my brother and see what he says

    • @theoistrying9904
      @theoistrying9904 4 года назад +107

      Yikes

    • @Simoon-gh5xt
      @Simoon-gh5xt 4 года назад +256

      Wow what a piece of trash

    • @autisticduck3071
      @autisticduck3071 4 года назад +100

      There's no way he was sober

    • @stefaniadesiderio436
      @stefaniadesiderio436 4 года назад +90

      AHAHAHAHAHAHA I AM DEAD. Brah the man disgusting but that line omg, is so funny i wanna tattoo that sentence on my forehead. XD

  • @fl4863
    @fl4863 3 года назад +6

    I got told things like "idk why I did it" and "its not what I wanted" when I found out my gf cheated on me when she was the one to initiate the cheating at least these people can formulate an excuse ig 😂

  • @ombrenightcores
    @ombrenightcores 5 лет назад +3140

    2:34
    Her: “He was video calling this random women have very explicit conversations and touching himself,”
    Him: 🤨
    - \ /-
    / / \ \

  • @TrashBunBun
    @TrashBunBun 4 года назад +3148

    The people agreeing with mr "food sex and silence":
    Your answer is blow up dolls. Not human beings.

    • @TrashBunBun
      @TrashBunBun 4 года назад +32

      @Digital Nomad I don't think simp means what you think it means

    • @TrashBunBun
      @TrashBunBun 4 года назад +70

      @Digital Nomad incorrect. I merely don't see women as slaves for men

    • @TrashBunBun
      @TrashBunBun 4 года назад +41

      @Digital Nomad I'm soooooo scared XD bitch sit your dumbass down

    • @TrashBunBun
      @TrashBunBun 4 года назад +22

      @Digital Nomad Sure buddy :P You were mad enough to comment on my post

    • @TrashBunBun
      @TrashBunBun 4 года назад +22

      @Digital Nomad If I recall....you commented on my post :P What triggered you?

  • @ATrueLoveOfficial
    @ATrueLoveOfficial 6 лет назад +1511

    The judge's reaction is so natural and I love it. xD These excuses are so lame and hilarious lmao 😂😂😂

  • @ultravioletdrake4551
    @ultravioletdrake4551 Год назад +2

    The fact all these women look 10 times better than these cheaters🥲

  • @obama9125
    @obama9125 5 лет назад +5189

    is this a comedy show or is this actual court i can’t tell 😂

    • @younghopeproductions485
      @younghopeproductions485 5 лет назад +221

      Maybe both?
      Edit:It was a joke I made. Though I kinda wish that's how Divorce Cases worked. It'd be less depressing and stressful.

    • @real6086
      @real6086 5 лет назад +54

      Obama Yes, but WHAT’S YOUR LAST NAME.

    • @iamapieceofcandy
      @iamapieceofcandy 5 лет назад +13

      mia morales wait-what?

    • @pilotamurorei
      @pilotamurorei 5 лет назад +1

      you misspelled Odumbo

    • @Radioaddict2200
      @Radioaddict2200 5 лет назад +10

      Its not even a real court. This is technically an out of court settlement.

  • @WaitingxInxSilence
    @WaitingxInxSilence 4 года назад +755

    That last guy will be getting plenty of silence when he’s living alone.

  • @ryuutanaka2231
    @ryuutanaka2231 5 лет назад +741

    "I was drunk, I was over the wrong person's house and she was there"
    *Judge couldn't help but laugh*

  • @seannyari
    @seannyari Месяц назад +1

    “Food, sex and silence” I need that on a T Shirt