Ultrakill Secret Bosses But I'm Late For My Exam

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  • @SRobot08
    @SRobot08 Год назад +843

    6:11 waking up after a nap on a school day

  • @TB-xf4py
    @TB-xf4py Год назад +1087

    I love the still, silent pause you took when you realized you forgot the red skull in Heresy. The exam will wait longer.

    • @linguini645
      @linguini645  Год назад +295

      i am what is colloquially known as "an idiot"

    • @TheBeast9417YT
      @TheBeast9417YT Год назад +67

      @@linguini645**sees the word colloquially**
      **has flashbacks to 4-S**

    • @k4m1l405
      @k4m1l405 Год назад +25

      P-2: Wait of the exam

    • @fly12hu655
      @fly12hu655 11 месяцев назад +5

      P-1: Soul Passer

    • @Zenith-TheMachine
      @Zenith-TheMachine 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@TheBeast9417YT4-S was complete and utter hell for me and i havent even 100% completed it for the cheat.

  • @smileguyanimations8776
    @smileguyanimations8776 Год назад +273

    Ferryman: 🌬️ 🪙
    V1: *GO GO GO GO GO GO GO*

    • @linguini645
      @linguini645  Год назад +47

      jakito wasn't waiting for the ferryman

    • @letter_o_hyphen_letter_o
      @letter_o_hyphen_letter_o 3 месяца назад +7

      Ferryman: yes, I accept this token of payment...
      V1: OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR ALREADY

  • @zoriathevoidmage
    @zoriathevoidmage Год назад +422

    For all the secret bosses who got demolished here today, may we press f to pay-
    STOP PUNCHING THE COFFIN

    • @AssortedMold268
      @AssortedMold268 Год назад +33

      do NOT parry the coffin

    • @roiwelboren9302
      @roiwelboren9302 Год назад +1

      ​@@AssortedMold268+parry

    • @megaman4534
      @megaman4534 11 месяцев назад +9

      +CRITICAL PUNCH
      +PARRY
      +PARRY
      +PARRY

    • @berksusezen837
      @berksusezen837 11 месяцев назад +8

      +disrespect
      +disrespect
      +disrespect

    • @gneu1527
      @gneu1527 11 месяцев назад +3

      stop parrying their death

  • @Mermererererererer
    @Mermererererererer Год назад +391

    Big Johninator is probably the closest thing we’ll get to a 3rd V2 fight

    • @theparagon2864
      @theparagon2864 Год назад +32

      Just you wait for P-3 V2 Prime

    • @DefNotTemmie143
      @DefNotTemmie143 Год назад

      @@theparagon2864the puddle of blood known as V2 Prime that was scraped off the floor after baking in the sun in 4-4 // CLAIR DE SOLEIL

    • @paquixyz4000
      @paquixyz4000 Год назад +14

      @@theparagon2864"erm actually because they're robots they don't have will to-"🤓☝

    • @CannedDitch
      @CannedDitch Год назад

      @@paquixyz4000🍈

    • @enderfox579
      @enderfox579 11 месяцев назад +14

      Big Johninator uses the v2 2 ai so yeah

  • @jetstreamsam4389
    @jetstreamsam4389 Год назад +212

    Next vid is “ultrakill prime sanctums but I’m late for my job interview”

    • @linguini645
      @linguini645  Год назад +42

      i already have one of those i think lmao

  • @paulroberto2286
    @paulroberto2286 Год назад +297

    We need a "... but I'm waiting for [insert large game here] to download" and it's just you taking the slowest possible routes.
    Love the video btw!

    • @Sucullentbutter
      @Sucullentbutter Год назад +11

      It would just be an entire newbie playtrough of ultrakill

    • @snake_2310
      @snake_2310 Год назад +5

      red dead redemption 2

    • @_LilNilbog
      @_LilNilbog Год назад +7

      You can just accomplish that by playing like Underthemayo.

    • @procyon6445
      @procyon6445 Год назад +3

      @@_LilNilbogdamn bro catching strays so randomly 🤣

  • @Minecrafter5554
    @Minecrafter5554 Год назад +34

    Fun Fact: You can one shot owl knight if you shoot a sharpshooter bullet right when he summons the skulls for the fuller auto attack

  • @Hat7062
    @Hat7062 11 месяцев назад +32

    10:16 i like how the text just said "nope"

  • @TETANUS.
    @TETANUS. Год назад +84

    they should add a secret where if you move too fast, you can reach the swordsmachine before it gets to the boxes with enemies to kill them, and fight him there.

  • @therandomsomeone.
    @therandomsomeone. Год назад +170

    6:09 just sharpshooter alt him on fuller auto
    this lowkey instakills him

    • @linguini645
      @linguini645  Год назад +72

      mal rail also does that i just fucked it up

    • @JustKai___x
      @JustKai___x Год назад +7

      think the only difference is sharpshooter is easier to instakill with, but they both do it

    • @pokelordomega1701
      @pokelordomega1701 Год назад +5

      this is so me when explosives reflect projectiles (and that one specific pistol variant idk why it's just that one but sure ok)

    • @Laezar1
      @Laezar1 Год назад

      you can also just punch him lmao

    • @Hardwarestoreemployee
      @Hardwarestoreemployee 8 месяцев назад

      Use soap

  • @denisdubovik228
    @denisdubovik228 Год назад +49

    11:43 that parry was fucking badass

  • @brzerz_
    @brzerz_ Год назад +26

    12:12 judging by the title of the video, this is exactly how bro went to the exam after gameplay recording (it seems that with the help of Jakito Airlines)
    and 12:30 is the most tense moment in whole Ultrakrill history ngl

  • @mahdude6625
    @mahdude6625 Год назад +34

    I forgot about the secret insurrectionists when you went into 6-2 and I thought you were counting Armboy as a secret boss

  • @gneu1527
    @gneu1527 11 месяцев назад +4

    6:11 me when a lesson ends

  • @engizeer
    @engizeer 9 месяцев назад +7

    the missed punch at 8:25 was personal

  • @Robocrab-td8dr
    @Robocrab-td8dr Год назад +4

    I'm so happy these vids are popping off in the youtube algorithm

  • @ididntmeantodothat4924
    @ididntmeantodothat4924 Год назад +7

    that angry and rude fight was insane man. respect

  • @Fexxis_
    @Fexxis_ Год назад +4

    chat when linguini finally blows up after speedrunning everything for the 11 th time

  • @sneekyguydude
    @sneekyguydude 11 месяцев назад +3

    FEEL MY MAXIMUM SPE- *fucking explodes*

  • @maldreemurr7699
    @maldreemurr7699 Год назад +3

    big johninator: get hit by one rocket and you get flashed with another, instant death

  • @form5
    @form5 Год назад +21

    Nah, killing Johninator is easier with sticking magnet to him.
    Rockets will almost instantly kill him.

    • @sebasblos1
      @sebasblos1 Год назад +7

      No joke when i was about to fight him i shot a magnet at him as for usual and ended up seeing how the poor bastard killed himself in seconds. One of the funniest moments i had with this game

  • @profundo410
    @profundo410 Год назад +13

    btw for the red skull room on 1-3 you don't have to kill anything you can just leave out the hole, but good video overall

    • @linguini645
      @linguini645  Год назад +3

      yeah i know i was just having fun lmao

  • @scmll
    @scmll Год назад +1

    the half minute struggle of "i forgor skull"

  • @uyesnesu
    @uyesnesu Год назад +6

    at 1:11 you can go to the left corner at the start, put down a freezeframe rocket, get on it, and it will get you out of the map. then just rocket ride or dash to the checkpoint and you can get to the diseased bovine much faster

    • @uyesnesu
      @uyesnesu Год назад

      and in 1-3 you can go back to the checkpoint as soon as you get the blue skull to go a bit faster there as well

    • @uyesnesu
      @uyesnesu Год назад

      and 4-4 you can use the overheat nailgun as a kind of flashlight without the torch

  • @_-SLAYLEX-_
    @_-SLAYLEX-_ 11 месяцев назад

    Getting the skull in heresy took longer than the entire boss fight

  • @SansT.Skeleton7375
    @SansT.Skeleton7375 10 месяцев назад

    Me: *looking at bro destroy every boss*
    Me: LET THEM BREATH BRO-
    you: "nah uh"

  • @Wide_V2
    @Wide_V2 5 месяцев назад +2

    4:26 soap + whiplash is one hell of a combo

  • @KS_187Blt
    @KS_187Blt 7 месяцев назад

    alternative title: I'm late fore my exam so I am doing genocide on ULTRAKILL

  • @LordOfBrainrot
    @LordOfBrainrot 8 месяцев назад

    as a non ultrakill player, mysterious druid knight sounds like a chill dude

  • @lilyofthatvelley
    @lilyofthatvelley Год назад

    Ultrakill but i have a bone to pick with big John and his friends for stealing my wallet

  • @fall2zero
    @fall2zero Год назад +43

    wtf is reverse mayo%

    • @Marek_v2
      @Marek_v2 8 месяцев назад +2

      It's probably a shotgun projectile boost

    • @Quartz_geode
      @Quartz_geode 8 месяцев назад +19

      No, it's +Arsenal. Under the mayo used only the revolver for, like, all the first act (i'm not sure though)

    • @christopherrivera7532
      @christopherrivera7532 7 месяцев назад +6

      Over the mustard

    • @fall2zero
      @fall2zero 7 месяцев назад

      @Mister_Senor_Battles thats incredibly funny

    • @NadiaHylnaQ970
      @NadiaHylnaQ970 7 месяцев назад +1

      It's a reference to Mayo%, a speedrun in which you only use the piercer revolver to clear the game. It's been named in reference to Under the Mayo, a (very bad) game critic, who actively chose to make his Ultrakill experience worse by playing with only the charged piercer, and then said the game was bad.
      TL;DR Reverse Mayo% is +Arsenal

  • @robbiekressa4501
    @robbiekressa4501 10 месяцев назад

    what v2 sees in the middle of his dialogue: *1000 nails surrounding him and he knows that he will get turned to a fine mist the second he finishes his dialogue*

  • @V1_The_Machine
    @V1_The_Machine 9 месяцев назад +1

    The absence of the drums kicking in at 8:01 kinda messes with my brain.

  • @IndieArtz182
    @IndieArtz182 11 месяцев назад

    this is how parents describe how they went to school

  • @SrLolReal
    @SrLolReal Год назад +1

    The fork: said its forkin time

    • @LuckyKavier
      @LuckyKavier Год назад

      Lemme guess you took a p-rank photo with your phone?

  • @aideyragegoblin407
    @aideyragegoblin407 Год назад

    Ultrakill _____ But i'm Late for my pacemaker operation

  • @Specyington
    @Specyington Год назад +12

    when the killing is ultra

  • @Dantido
    @Dantido Год назад +2

    What are you doing man? You're supposed to be studying for the parts of cellular respiration!

  • @deathvideogame
    @deathvideogame Год назад +1

    If you manage to get a magnet on Big John he annihilates himself almost instantly

  • @Haruu-_-
    @Haruu-_- Год назад

    the funniest thing is the "dead" on the style meter

  • @Q______o
    @Q______o Год назад +2

    if you screwdriver the swordsmachines you can punch it towards the other swordsmachine and repeat it does lots of damage

  • @nono-wo2yu
    @nono-wo2yu 10 месяцев назад

    2:58 Linguini spotted trying to use PROJECTILE BOOST against a MAURICE

  • @TheSuperSalo1
    @TheSuperSalo1 8 месяцев назад

    2:59 bro got caught trying projectile boost on malicious face

  • @nebulasflare6768
    @nebulasflare6768 Год назад

    dam you really said "jakito destroy" and then made your getaway, ima have to learn that one

  • @joeypickering5273
    @joeypickering5273 10 месяцев назад

    the skull in heresy was longer then the actual fight lmao

  • @Hydrant749
    @Hydrant749 Год назад +1

    How did you do it so that you could change what the style meter says? PLEASE,,, i *need* to know.. 😭

  • @TheGuyFromMadnessCombat
    @TheGuyFromMadnessCombat 9 месяцев назад

    I swear in the swordsmachine part I saw V1 flip it off before parrying.

  • @omegainsertartexto8186
    @omegainsertartexto8186 8 месяцев назад

    3:05 i saw you doing a projectile bost on a maurice, its over for you

  • @RyanCR
    @RyanCR 18 дней назад

    i always thought you couldn't freezeframe big johninator's Rockets, but then i found out it was because i had jaket installed

  • @jbudeggleston5068
    @jbudeggleston5068 9 месяцев назад

    At 41 seconds when swordsmachine gets punched it looks like v1 flipped off swordsmachine.

  • @mixc1845
    @mixc1845 Год назад

    i have the style mod as well, and the amount of style names we share makes me question if this is a huge coincidence
    +A WHOLE LOTTA DEAD GUYS
    +SHOTGUN PARRY
    +STOP HITTING YOURSELF
    +DEAD
    +KA-BOOM!
    +COIN
    +KNUCKLEBLASTED (i have "whiplashed to a drone then knuckleblasted" but basically the same)

    • @pyrolikespizza
      @pyrolikespizza 11 месяцев назад

      whats the mod

    • @mixc1845
      @mixc1845 11 месяцев назад

      @@pyrolikespizza ultrakill style editor

  • @JoiH_Squigs
    @JoiH_Squigs Год назад

    heads up, you can punch the coin tk the ferryman

  • @ObsidianHunter99
    @ObsidianHunter99 Год назад

    3:36 What mod is that because I need +reverse mayo% in my game like yesterday

  • @EvanKiesewetter
    @EvanKiesewetter Год назад

    The only use for slam storing now is just to have fun.

  • @gooberuploadsinc
    @gooberuploadsinc Год назад +2

    that was pretty pro(state exam)

    • @TETANUS.
      @TETANUS. 11 месяцев назад

      let's go I passed the prostate exam 🔥

  • @tiramisulagann
    @tiramisulagann Год назад

    i propose we call this one lateexam%

  • @deathshadow8730
    @deathshadow8730 11 месяцев назад

    fun fact if you use the maurice beam just as he finishes spawning all the blue orbs he insta dies

  • @KeivSquirrel
    @KeivSquirrel Год назад

    The style points are on fire RN

  • @Adrianshepard1
    @Adrianshepard1 Год назад

    Ultrakill but I’m running from the police

  • @Jayglah
    @Jayglah Год назад

    You should change the +PROJECTILE BOOST to +NOT GONNA SUGARCOAT IT + PARRY to +NUH UH, +CANNONBALL to BALLED etc

  • @FabioDaFemboy
    @FabioDaFemboy Год назад +18

    How did you beat Cancerous Rodent so easily? I can never get him that easily.

    • @FutileStruggleofaBoulder
      @FutileStruggleofaBoulder Год назад +5

      Its the easiest boss, all you have to do is place a saw trap, make sure to use every saw and the other one, next thing your gonna do is coin juggle and dead coin for a good minute then shoot 5 rockets followed by a cannon ball parry, cant forget the 1-15 projectile boosts

    • @maddragonfromkamurocho
      @maddragonfromkamurocho Год назад +2

      I die when i touch it.. it scared the hell out of me

    • @TheTlank
      @TheTlank Год назад +2

      @@FutileStruggleofaBoulder what do you mean it's the easiest!??!? it's the hardest boss in the game!!!

    • @TETANUS.
      @TETANUS. Год назад

      ​@@TheTlankikr, thank goodness we didn't get to see the MOST CANCEROUS RODENT

    • @NotArmoredSelf
      @NotArmoredSelf Год назад

      @hey.5 and maybe a bit of screwdriver shenanigans

  • @TXA-TXAT
    @TXA-TXAT Год назад +2

    What are those style thingys ?!
    I need them

  • @well8250
    @well8250 Год назад

    9:14 haha we got the drop on them fell- AH WHAT THE FUCK!?

  • @kaiserfoxi266
    @kaiserfoxi266 11 месяцев назад

    Til you can parry the bouncing bettys

  • @Kaydenjames1028
    @Kaydenjames1028 2 месяца назад

    12:27 “OPEN IT ALREADY!!!!!”

  • @obelix8492
    @obelix8492 Год назад

    I love hitting projectiles with sharpshooter!

  • @meganbritton3607
    @meganbritton3607 9 месяцев назад

    I found a way to quick kill mdk&o, I was right next to them when they cast fuller auto and somehow magnaged to parry every bullet killing them instantly

  • @Averagelilman
    @Averagelilman 9 месяцев назад

    A tip for killing sword Macien is parry him the. Railcoin him so the is decently low and then just kill him

  • @breakfost
    @breakfost 9 месяцев назад

    Funny fact you can actually just kill the more cancerous roach by just slamming ontop of it multiple times.

  • @Mushroom38294
    @Mushroom38294 Год назад

    You can almost instakill very cancerous rodent using the sharpshooter, and completely instakill Druid

  • @Donjun21
    @Donjun21 Год назад

    What’s the mod for the style thing on the side? Ik it’s in the original game but the words “stay mad” aren’t

    • @friendsde
      @friendsde 11 месяцев назад

      UltrakillStyleEditor

  • @MallowMarsh2
    @MallowMarsh2 10 месяцев назад

    jokes on you i already failed my exams

  • @green_boot6042
    @green_boot6042 11 месяцев назад +1

    and i thought I was good for getting passed v2 with a C rank.

  • @JK3vlar
    @JK3vlar Год назад

    quick tip: nukes instakill mannequins

    • @SRobot08
      @SRobot08 11 месяцев назад

      They instakill all lesser enemies

  • @hampttr
    @hampttr Год назад

    I hope he got in time to his exam

  • @orion-k9b
    @orion-k9b Год назад +1

    How do you get those stlye point labels to be like that?

  • @ThanatosStyx
    @ThanatosStyx Год назад +1

    bro tf is that style meter💀

  • @kaos1010
    @kaos1010 9 месяцев назад

    ...how did he kill big jhoninator?, i havent got to that boss yet, and i just got the rocket launcher so im not sure how it works yet, but to me it didnt even look like he shoot the boss or anything :0

  • @dkeeper66
    @dkeeper66 Год назад

    In a first fight with swordmachine, you could just use sharpshooter + coins to annihilate his fisrt hp bar

  • @jsnoopymagic5087
    @jsnoopymagic5087 Год назад

    what are these style bonuses lmao

  • @TheOGComfyBoy
    @TheOGComfyBoy 9 месяцев назад

    are the goofy ass style messages a mod or is that vanilla/how to i get em

  • @squines3
    @squines3 Год назад

    what bonus name mod do you use? i love it

  • @3clipse1guess
    @3clipse1guess Год назад

    did you use a mod for the style thing cus i want it

  • @jxavierla9790
    @jxavierla9790 Год назад

    ayo bro how do u get that goofy things like +NOPE +STOP HITTING YOURSELF how?

  • @ZPopper
    @ZPopper Год назад

    8:24 hol' up v1, that rude

  • @edinaldonokyojin8974
    @edinaldonokyojin8974 Год назад

    Dude I think you lost you exam but got my respect

  • @hienminh5839
    @hienminh5839 11 месяцев назад

    Avarge speedrunner gameplay:

  • @ryderphua9
    @ryderphua9 Год назад

    What is the mod you are using that changes the style messages?

  • @FrostedStar2005
    @FrostedStar2005 Год назад

    Those style names are funny, where'd you get them?

  • @Noobiis
    @Noobiis Год назад

    how do you edit style text and audio clips like that???

  • @IllusionistsBane
    @IllusionistsBane Год назад

    Did you mod the Style names?

  • @notjebbutstillakerbal
    @notjebbutstillakerbal 8 месяцев назад

    12:25
    This bit was so amazing

  • @duncanidaho4787
    @duncanidaho4787 9 месяцев назад

    You can oneshot MDK with the sharpshooter.

  • @Funny-ship-man
    @Funny-ship-man Год назад

    How do you get those different style bonuses compared to the usual ones?

  • @MusicalGeoff
    @MusicalGeoff 9 месяцев назад

    how'd you get the funny style ratings?

  • @briishcabbage568
    @briishcabbage568 Год назад

    now do it with only weapons and arms you naturally could have unlocked

  • @arkasha6649
    @arkasha6649 11 месяцев назад

    Funny custom trick texts.

  • @storytale1819
    @storytale1819 Год назад

    speedrun was great and all but did he get his exam done in time?