Yeti with a Machete - Official Trailer

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  • @lovejen01
    @lovejen01 5 дней назад +122

    I thought it was going to be a Mexican yeti played by Danny Trejo.

    • @SirAdrian0000
      @SirAdrian0000 4 дня назад +14

      That’s the buddy team up sequel.

    • @titanic8053
      @titanic8053 4 дня назад +1

      🦍👣👈😳👉👺🔪

    • @fethdor
      @fethdor 3 дня назад +2

      Haha they should call him in to fight it.

    • @mitchellbjerke5547
      @mitchellbjerke5547 День назад

      We're not that lucky

    • @MasterSergius
      @MasterSergius День назад

      Then it should be called "Machete 3"

  • @ArcheryDad2024
    @ArcheryDad2024 2 дня назад +34

    Well, at least I know who's winning the next best picture oscar.

  • @georgecullins5939
    @georgecullins5939 3 дня назад +30

    vs Moose with a noose and his sidekick, raccoon with a sharp spoon...

  • @Mugen1874
    @Mugen1874 5 дней назад +50

    Type of move that would come out on Syfy on a Saturday night

    • @arrinick
      @arrinick 3 дня назад +3

      Couldn’t agree more, snd I’d watch it ;-)

    • @YolandaAnglum
      @YolandaAnglum 3 дня назад +2

      Probably one of the best movies of the year.

    • @nachtwaya8721
      @nachtwaya8721 18 часов назад +1

      LOVED those movies. They were campy and fun. Perfect evolution of the monster movies of the 50s and 60s

    • @360entertainment2
      @360entertainment2 10 часов назад

      @@nachtwaya8721agreed, i was honestly kind of sad when I saw they weren’t being made anymore!

  • @bthomas1565
    @bthomas1565 4 дня назад +26

    This is the kind of high brow entertainment we need 😁

  • @ashleybrooke2087
    @ashleybrooke2087 4 дня назад +16

    "No one can resist my Yeti machete."
    ~the Yeti, probably

  • @vijairamdeensingh3008
    @vijairamdeensingh3008 4 дня назад +45

    Beaver with a cleaver

  • @fredjasper7378
    @fredjasper7378 5 дней назад +22

    Yeti in my Spaghetti part 2

    • @kevynhansyn2902
      @kevynhansyn2902 12 часов назад

      So the Yeti flashes the Italian fingers right?

  • @potbelliesornaments7253
    @potbelliesornaments7253 8 дней назад +51

    will this be the greatest movie ever made?

    • @georgeriley4818
      @georgeriley4818 3 дня назад +5

      The imaginary voices in my mind are saying exactly that

    • @n7ton
      @n7ton 3 дня назад +1

      It reeks of potential :)

    • @Redpepper7376
      @Redpepper7376 3 дня назад +1

      If it’s anything like Cocaine Bear I’m in!

    • @memespawn
      @memespawn 3 дня назад +1

      No.
      But it could be a lot of fun

    • @glenharrison983
      @glenharrison983 2 дня назад +1

      It already is.

  • @slappiedayz
    @slappiedayz 3 дня назад +15

    Skunk who can dunk "" dog on a hog """ pig in a wig,"""owl on the prowl """"

  • @BobBrinkman
    @BobBrinkman 12 дней назад +14

    This is unbelievably good for a spec trailer. I think it is obviously that, with this movie, the title came first, but that certainly isn't a bad thing. This looks like it could be great fun and, with the right budget, could be absolutely amazing.

  • @arrinick
    @arrinick 12 дней назад +7

    The Yeti people should hire this charlie guy. He's got am million of them.

  • @STapia-hf7vp
    @STapia-hf7vp 13 дней назад +17

    Karen in a McLaren.

  • @budgieblitzer3842
    @budgieblitzer3842 2 дня назад +6

    Beagle with a Needle
    Krill with a Drill
    Croc with a Glock
    Gator with a Razor
    Mackerel with a Missile
    Jackal with a Double Barrel
    Lynx with Drinks
    Pigs with Wigs
    Hamster with a Tractor
    Dalmatian with Salvation

  • @billybeigecustoms
    @billybeigecustoms День назад +1

    Slash Squatch and Yeti with a Machete, these films can both exist. I need more!

  • @83guerino
    @83guerino День назад

    Can’t wait for the Parody
    “Yeti in my Spaghetti “

  • @ninkd0311
    @ninkd0311 2 дня назад +6

    This will be great

  • @РустемХабибуллин-ю7п
    @РустемХабибуллин-ю7п 5 дней назад +14

    Next movie - "Werewolf with a shotgun"

  • @be-noble3393
    @be-noble3393 День назад

    In these interesting times, we go to comfort food to find solace. This is my comfort food.

  • @naruto73syfy
    @naruto73syfy 5 дней назад +2

    Just the name alone, let’s you know this is going to be a wild ride👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿

  • @aubreyknight7563
    @aubreyknight7563 2 дня назад +1

    Its like Captain America and his Shield but a Yeti with a Machete

  • @oliverholmes-gunning5372
    @oliverholmes-gunning5372 19 часов назад

    Ngl this actually looks like it could be good, gives me Grindhouse trailer vibes. I think a touch of ironic self-awareness without being obnoxious about it is the way to go for these types of movies, and the trailer at least does a good job of treading that narrow path...

  • @superzilla784
    @superzilla784 День назад

    A Yeti with a Machete sounds like something you'd see in Team Fortress.

  • @neilthehermit4655
    @neilthehermit4655 13 дней назад +5

    Always wondered what film my mom starred in. I now know.

  • @0wl999
    @0wl999 2 дня назад +1

    Only if it has Danny Trejo.😂

  • @nightlordAL
    @nightlordAL 3 дня назад +1

    Huge cast and some large outdoor scenes that must have been a huge challenge to shoot. Looking forward to this

  • @freddyfasthands8131
    @freddyfasthands8131 3 дня назад +2

    I need this movie right now

  • @boxerjoe1314
    @boxerjoe1314 2 дня назад

    That deer head you stumbled upon, sadly, you have to give it to the game warden

  • @Mangolorian-je3eo
    @Mangolorian-je3eo 3 дня назад +2

    This looks even better than Dracula with a spatula.

  • @zugalo333
    @zugalo333 3 дня назад +1

    Okay this looks great but hear me out ... the one thing that could put this movie over the top would be Danny Trejo ! It would be Machete vs Yeti with a Machete ...

  • @jackmfunion
    @jackmfunion 2 дня назад +4

    Hippo with a Zippo

  • @matlew1960
    @matlew1960 6 дней назад +4

    This film reminds me of "Iron Sky" it's so bad it might just turn out to be a classic.

  • @Cletus-Hellfire
    @Cletus-Hellfire 5 дней назад +1

    This film looks crazy but the idea of a Yeti on an adventure seems cool. They are rarely seen as doing stuff in films.

  • @Charlie-z2v3d
    @Charlie-z2v3d 13 дней назад +5

    Beagle with a desert eagle

  • @Castle_Nottingham
    @Castle_Nottingham День назад

    There's surprisingly very little machete wielding Yeti in this trailer.

  • @WilliamMitchell-t2h
    @WilliamMitchell-t2h 13 дней назад +9

    Oh, you've gone and done it now! A 'roided out protagonist Yeti with a machete. This trailer is so terrible, you know the movie will be a hit. Seriously the title sounds better than Yeti-nado 1.

  • @jamesbrinkley5683
    @jamesbrinkley5683 3 дня назад +1

    Wow, this will be so great! Right up there with Sharknado! At least it’s original better than all the crap they put out now

  • @peterparker6584
    @peterparker6584 2 дня назад +1

    Send this guy and Danny Toretto to Crystal Lake set up some cameras and take some bets

  • @mountainskys
    @mountainskys 13 дней назад +4

    Hog with a log. 🐖🐷

  • @Charlie-z2v3d
    @Charlie-z2v3d 13 дней назад +9

    Dragon with a cannon

    • @titanic8053
      @titanic8053 9 дней назад +2

      CHUPACABRA WITH A PISTOL WATER💦🔫👹 😳🤔🤦

  • @sentinel6660
    @sentinel6660 3 дня назад +1

    Imagine a future movie where he fights Michael Myers, Jason Vorhees and Freddy Kruger

  • @mikeglide1292
    @mikeglide1292 3 дня назад +2

    I was upset when I saw the deer head. How inaccurate. Big foot are vegetarian. Then I remembered it was a Yeti with a machete and I've never met a Yeti. So I don't know if they are vegetarian.

  • @thebatt6183
    @thebatt6183 3 дня назад +2

    I want to watch this

  • @rogerpowers3891
    @rogerpowers3891 13 дней назад +3

    Lmao sound effects from CoD 3 😭😭😭

  • @lancemillington5814
    @lancemillington5814 2 дня назад +1

    Winnie the Pooh - blood n Honey was fun.
    Terrifier 1-3 also fun.
    Cocaine Bear rocks.
    Violent Night.
    Yeti with a Machete can't wait.

    • @PaulJohn283
      @PaulJohn283 День назад +1

      Yea Cocaine Bear was a good one.

    • @oliverholmes-gunning5372
      @oliverholmes-gunning5372 19 часов назад +1

      The first Blood and Honey was honestly abysmal (and I really, really wanted to like it). The second one was a bit better, at least they had proper costume designs and a slightly higher budget that time. Re Terrifier, didn't care that much for the first one, but 2 and 3 are two of the best slasher movies this century imo, absolute masterpieces. And yeah, Cocaine Bear was pretty good, very underrated movie that I can see re-emerging as a cult classic a few years from now. Never saw Violent Night so can't judge, but yeah I'd watch Yeti With A Machete based on the title alone (I hope they make something half-decent out of the concept though, not like when The Asylum somehow actually managed to make a boring movie out of an awesome concept like Methgator earlier this year).

  • @innovator90
    @innovator90 14 часов назад

    Just by the name alone, I NEED to see this movie! 😂

  • @freaktemple
    @freaktemple 3 дня назад +2

    Yeti verses Nazis , can’t wait to see that masterpiece

    • @lizardshaonmalay8053
      @lizardshaonmalay8053 2 дня назад

      I was thinking,
      How about
      A movie called:"Ultraman Vs Sasquatch"
      From the creators of ultraman rising

  • @lizardshaonmalay8053
    @lizardshaonmalay8053 2 дня назад +1

    Mothman With A Bazooka

  • @mikerude5073
    @mikerude5073 12 часов назад

    Extra points for making a costume & practical effect Yeti. I'm tired of movies that show 0.8 seconds of creature to five minutes of people's faces with their mouths hanging open because the production gets charged through the teeth for every second of CG creature on screen. Once you have the costume and makeup on the actor, you can parade them out in front of the camera all you want.

  • @stevenklauke7797
    @stevenklauke7797 День назад

    Nice to see cousin brother uncle getting some air time of the rez

  • @theonetruemorty4078
    @theonetruemorty4078 14 дней назад +5

    Wait... WHAT?!?

  • @gsgcmc
    @gsgcmc 5 дней назад +2

    Im all for bigfoot/yeti movies but this looks ridiculous, maybe thats the point?

  • @mrJigggy
    @mrJigggy 20 часов назад

    This just looks like a fun time! Brain dead, but fun.

  • @Scarcheeze
    @Scarcheeze 2 дня назад

    Who let this man cook his darkest thought

  • @titanic8053
    @titanic8053 4 дня назад +3

    Yetisnado🦍🌪🦍🌪🦍🌪🦍

  • @davidg8104
    @davidg8104 5 дней назад +2

    Bat with a bat

  • @michaelanthony508
    @michaelanthony508 3 дня назад +6

    25 seconds in.. the dude with binoculars.... the caps are still on when he looking through them

    • @CthonicSoulChicken
      @CthonicSoulChicken 3 дня назад +3

      The slits you see on the caps are there to mask the lens of the optic when under observation and still allow one to see through them. They are also effective in reducing the amount of light coming in when there's a lot of snow on the ground. You most often see it on rifle scopes and spotting scopes used by snipers, but occasionally on binoculars too.

    • @adriancaldera1596
      @adriancaldera1596 2 дня назад +1

      I checked it out, and it looks like the caps on the binoculars have a slit to see through. Either is that or indeed he forgot to remove the caps.😅

  • @stanleyschlosser7495
    @stanleyschlosser7495 2 дня назад +1

    a oni with a stoni

  • @ConsoleCombatant
    @ConsoleCombatant 3 дня назад +1

    What next Bigfoot with nunchakus ?

  • @stevemurray2737
    @stevemurray2737 2 дня назад +1

    It was nothing like the Book.

  • @johnmca5643
    @johnmca5643 2 дня назад

    Oh hell yes! I'll watch that.

  • @Lardfist0
    @Lardfist0 2 дня назад

    Standing waist high in snow. What brought me here? I do not know.

  • @adriancaldera1596
    @adriancaldera1596 2 дня назад +1

    Now I've seen it all 😅😂

  • @EyeGodZA
    @EyeGodZA 14 дней назад +2

    Ralph from SkillUp in the lead.

  • @teodoro6816
    @teodoro6816 День назад

    Wuaw! Genail!! tengo que ver la movie

  • @snappertrx
    @snappertrx 2 дня назад

    I am 100% not sure what to think about this... 😂😂

  • @spaghettisultan5484
    @spaghettisultan5484 23 часа назад

    A guy with a Winchester and a Yeti with a machete VS Neo Nazis
    Okay. I'm Interested

  • @brianjauch9958
    @brianjauch9958 12 часов назад

    Yeti on a jet ski.

  • @zadeify9596
    @zadeify9596 5 дней назад +2

    I swear people are running out of ideas.

  • @mr.christopher6000
    @mr.christopher6000 20 часов назад

    This looks fun

  • @Countdown-ct7iv
    @Countdown-ct7iv 18 часов назад

    It took a yetti with a laptop to come up with this shit!

  • @genesisrasheen8171
    @genesisrasheen8171 9 часов назад

    Loc ness wit a Glock switch 😢

  • @johnvandevelden7524
    @johnvandevelden7524 5 часов назад

    Vs Cougar with a Luger

  • @Heshem_Joel
    @Heshem_Joel 4 часа назад

    Sasquatch with a macheté.

  • @SirDiesAlot89
    @SirDiesAlot89 2 дня назад

    I don't know what I just saw.

  • @connorwalsh7033
    @connorwalsh7033 20 часов назад

    Why did i in a thub nail a bulk out beard virson of me

  • @daved8858
    @daved8858 8 дней назад

    Looks A+

  • @Hikkikomorivlogger
    @Hikkikomorivlogger 4 часа назад

    This movie is so bad, its good. Its up there with " ninja cop".

  • @RR-ju6ez
    @RR-ju6ez 19 часов назад

    0:53 how the fck Gandalf got in here

  • @marcoschacon1768
    @marcoschacon1768 3 дня назад

    Sweet 001

  • @connorwalsh7033
    @connorwalsh7033 20 часов назад

    Nice

  • @sorcesscores5366
    @sorcesscores5366 День назад

    I gotta watch to find out if she was justified in slapping him so hard in front of all those people at the bar. The other stuff looks kinda interesting too.

  • @thriddoctor
    @thriddoctor День назад

    The Asian yeti isn't white, it's black brown or reddish, never white. Sasquatch is sometimes white though.

    • @DanielThureskog
      @DanielThureskog День назад

      Yeah, exactly. The creature design looks to be inspired by the Abominable Snowman.

  • @KaijuBiologist
    @KaijuBiologist 2 дня назад

    NAZIS!?! I HATE THOSE GUYS.
    I want to see this movie SOOOO BAD.😳😬

  • @phaze29
    @phaze29 4 дня назад

    Take my money 💵💵

  • @Dauntless1
    @Dauntless1 14 дней назад +1

    🤣🤣🍻🍻🍻🍻 Lets Go!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Charlie-z2v3d
    @Charlie-z2v3d 13 дней назад +3

    Mice with dice

  • @flahboi
    @flahboi 19 часов назад

    Did they use german shouting and screaming from call of duty world at war ????

  • @bmayer9160
    @bmayer9160 3 дня назад

    This can't be real.

  • @harveybirdman74
    @harveybirdman74 День назад

    What gender is the Yeti?

  • @linus1792
    @linus1792 День назад

    ... is this real??

  • @Urotsukidoji1
    @Urotsukidoji1 4 дня назад

    want

  • @Squirrel1222
    @Squirrel1222 4 дня назад

    😃

  • @BrentDelong1253
    @BrentDelong1253 2 дня назад

    Wtf did I just watch.

  • @Алексей-е1я5ы
    @Алексей-е1я5ы 8 минут назад

    return 3 minutes of time spent

  • @elijaharvinger1178
    @elijaharvinger1178 17 часов назад

    Cant wait for all the wanna be victims to cry about how "woke" this is.

  • @helterskelter156
    @helterskelter156 3 дня назад

    This is satire, right?!
    Reeks of DEI cast, and going to flop into bankruptcy

  • @Monty55581
    @Monty55581 14 дней назад

    Looks a nice amateur movie.

  • @solskengroupllp2758
    @solskengroupllp2758 4 дня назад

    Garbage.

  • @peterthomas3679
    @peterthomas3679 12 дней назад

    What nonsense is this........