As a white Texan, I fail to understand Kayne West. Could you possibly teach him to me? I'm being serious. Not knowing whether I find him a great artist or nothing more than a lyrical thief has been bugging me for a couple of years now.
This is a skill that can make a difference to rise Up to the degrees on masonry , degrasse Tyson and Bill nye made Up a Carreer with that .. lets see what they prepared for him
The trick is, he's talking straight facts most of it, and it's blended into the absurd with silly and vague technicalities like, "you can't see the pen now [behind the desk] because you see in three dimensions.
Dude - You are brilliant! I am a musician and now HS teacher and this rocks. I saw you perform at NYU a couple years back and you were awesome then and you continue to be. Keep up the good work.
I enjoyed watching this very much. Kudos to all involved in its formation, you've all done splendid work. I wholly endorse this series and will patiently await the next episode.
I almost wanna become a substitute teacher so I can screw with kids like this and brighten up their day. And maybe teach them something they didn’t even realized I was teaching them.
I'm definitely realizing that as he shows how deficient and in need of true knowledge students are, he is trying to illustrate how many ways teachers can mess up too, just like my last 6th grade teacher. His insights here, such as, "don't be cellulist," are frighteningly apt, considering the stranglehold our one-celled brothers can hold over us. I hope Reggie can keep his truth-mongering up for a long time!
"In biology, sublimation is one of the most common chemical reactions." He packed in three layers of nonsense into that one sentence. It's like "Look Around You" (Peter Serafinowicz)
I died laughing even at the first sentence. "Biology" "Sublimation" "Chemical Reaction". Anyone that knows anything about basic science knows that none of those fit together.
Fooly Cooly Go ahead, take a person dressed up in a labcoat so they look like a professor or teacher, and have them say that first line to various adults. I'd totally be willing to bet that more then half of the people don't catch it. before the sentence finishes or at all. The average human being isn't even vaguely intelligent.
biology and chemical reactions do go together. In fact there are chemical reactions going on in your body right now. Even as you read off an LCD screen photons are causing the compound retinal to favor the trans isomer which relieves rod cell brain input and allows you to see the light.
Bastardo de la Norte That's not the point. Sublimation is specifically studied in Chemistry, not Biology. On top of that, Sublimation is a physical change, not a chemical change, and simple sublimation wouldn't be classified as a chemical reaction.
Teach
dude you're the best i wish you were my teacher
Thanks Teach! I just realized I am a cellulist. And that I really need to take a bite out of the inter dimensional sandwich ...
I love you man, but this is awful.
you're crazy
As a white Texan, I fail to understand Kayne West. Could you possibly teach him to me?
I'm being serious. Not knowing whether I find him a great artist or nothing more than a lyrical thief has been bugging me for a couple of years now.
"Sound."
"Sound."
"Sound."
"*It's the cheetah.*"
contons, tauntauns and decepticons. I feel edjumacated now.
10 points for spelling tauntaun correctly.
Ann Le, do you want to marry me?
Liked, shared and subscribed. Notification squad etc.
Unpopular opinion but as much as I love his late night role, I think it's super killin his creativity and potential
Preach it Teach.
Bash it Jash
Just commented this. Delete. JASH get priority!
Sara Macko LMFAO you have to see this
IF MR. WATTS IS MY TEACHER AND I WON'T BE STUCK HERE! IN A POLICE CAR!!! AS A POLICE OFFICER!!!
Sammy Newell respect
I admire his ability to talk intelligent rubbish. No seriously.
I feel the same way. He says a bunch of nonsensical things, but in a way that makes you think about how the world really works. It's quite genius. :-)
Johnny Rosko You guys need to find a British series called Look Around You. Trust me. Look for the episode about calcium.
This is a skill that can make a difference to rise Up to the degrees on masonry , degrasse Tyson and Bill nye made Up a Carreer with that .. lets see what they prepared for him
The trick is, he's talking straight facts most of it, and it's blended into the absurd with silly and vague technicalities like, "you can't see the pen now [behind the desk] because you see in three dimensions.
Dude - You are brilliant! I am a musician and now HS teacher and this rocks. I saw you perform at NYU a couple years back and you were awesome then and you continue to be. Keep up the good work.
The opening song is so awesome.
Where did he get his teaching degree? He forgot croutons.
thats crutons
I caught that, too - well played.
@@richcoffing2105
It's actually croûtons if you really want to be anal about it.. french derivative for "petite croûte" small crust.
You're welcomed.
"We live in a dimensional sandwich!" Reggie Watts, you know me on the deepest of levels 👏🙌
"That's what you're gettin"
Wouldn't have guessed Falzone as a Reggie fan!
"Theres no need to be Cellulist"
Your comment is highly underappreciated
E=Mcheetah2
Reggie Watts
I learned more today than I have in the last 3 years of university level biology classes. Thanks, Reggie!
I bet you could do this in a modern day class room and not be questioned by anyone even the teachers lol.
He forgot Wontons.
and futons
decognition and cartons
and croutons, the building block of all saladic based life forms
And life's most destabilizing force, Clintons
There are protons, and then there are also tontons and contons. If any of you have seen star wars, you know what a tonton is.
***** cool
Wow. This is hilarious. five minutes and four seconds well spent! Thanks for the laughs, Mr. Watts (AKA Teach).
fallout 5 is set in reggie watts hair
What I want to know is why in the hell these high school students would think SOUND is faster than LIGHT.
What I want to know is why your dumbshit ass can't spell the word 'feces'. It's part of your name, for crying out loud, fix your shit!
Matthew Love I realized that a while ago! I would If I fucking could STFU!
Matthew Love You can't just change your fucking youtube name
Festering Gargoyle fecies But you can stop being a dumbass.
MyOtherOpinion The fuck is your problem. I learned sound was faster than light as a basic fact when I was in fucking 3rd grade.
Ay señor, Reggie, eres el puto amo!!
Comedic genius! BTW: Loved your spot in the superbowl commercial, Reggie!
Wow Reggie, I'd love to see your lesson plans. Mind sharing? Also, can't wait to see your music class.
We need a single cell awareness month
Thanks Reggie, i'll never make fun of single cell organisms again.
I enjoyed watching this very much. Kudos to all involved in its formation, you've all done splendid work. I wholly endorse this series and will patiently await the next episode.
thank you very much!
He’s better than half of the teachers I’ve got
This has to develop into a sitcom!!!
I will even pay my college savings to finance the show if it has to be! :D
I'm jealous of the kid who got caught in his fro....
the girl saw what happened to the guy who had trouble. "I think I got it" xD
this is quite possibly the best video I've seen this year
i love these, they are amazing. wish he did more
This guy is an amazing performer!! If he comes near my town I am going!!
I almost wanna become a substitute teacher so I can screw with kids like this and brighten up their day. And maybe teach them something they didn’t even realized I was teaching them.
There are no slides in the microscopes
This is exactly what med school feels like. I wish I was joking.
Yes. More of this. Much more.
please teach more reggie. This was awesome. I'm subscribing to your channel now.
God I love the music in the first 10 seconds of this show. (And the show, of course, it's hilarious)
aww I miss these :c Reggie you should do more stuff like this :c
I was hoping to learn a little bit about Chakakahns as well but maybe next lesson
EVERYTHING THEY TAUGHT ME IN SCHOOL IS WRONG
Jash +1d my post.
Happy feelings.
Gunnar J seems like they're good people
Jash I've heard they're better than most people, and have the most beautiful eyes. And some day, we will all bow before their greatness, or perish!
And some how he slips in the most accurate analogy for the fourth dimension I've ever heard of. I... just wow.
We live in a dimensional sandwich.
I'm definitely realizing that as he shows how deficient and in need of true knowledge students are, he is trying to illustrate how many ways teachers can mess up too, just like my last 6th grade teacher. His insights here, such as, "don't be cellulist," are frighteningly apt, considering the stranglehold our one-celled brothers can hold over us. I hope Reggie can keep his truth-mongering up for a long time!
We need more of this, now more than ever
"In biology, sublimation is one of the most common chemical reactions." He packed in three layers of nonsense into that one sentence. It's like "Look Around You" (Peter Serafinowicz)
You kill me Reggie!! Saw your show last night in Melbournia! Loved it!
even after the crappiest day, still makes me laugh
Still funny 2024 😂
This has made my day better.
Thanks!
- Your alternate universe bizzaro double & fan
🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻💛💛 much love from Missoula Montana!!
the very beginning of this video will make your ears feel crazy if you listen to it with good headphones on.
left right left right left right left right lol
I died laughing even at the first sentence. "Biology" "Sublimation" "Chemical Reaction". Anyone that knows anything about basic science knows that none of those fit together.
Yes, that's the joke! Good job!
ANYBODY THAT KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT CHICKENS KNOWS THAT THEY'D NATURALLY WANT TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROAD! HA HA I GET IT NOW!!
Fooly Cooly
Go ahead, take a person dressed up in a labcoat so they look like a professor or teacher, and have them say that first line to various adults. I'd totally be willing to bet that more then half of the people don't catch it. before the sentence finishes or at all.
The average human being isn't even vaguely intelligent.
biology and chemical reactions do go together. In fact there are chemical reactions going on in your body right now. Even as you read off an LCD screen photons are causing the compound retinal to favor the trans isomer which relieves rod cell brain input and allows you to see the light.
Bastardo de la Norte
That's not the point. Sublimation is specifically studied in Chemistry, not Biology. On top of that, Sublimation is a physical change, not a chemical change, and simple sublimation wouldn't be classified as a chemical reaction.
Big Props Reggie!
You Rule!
Love it! More, please.
Why is this the first good video ive seen from you in soo long?
I like this so much.
squeak squeak squeak...that fuckin pen noise and the "S" in Styx at the beginning fuckin killed me.
This one is the best one out of the series
Perfect for brushing up for my first P&A class ;)
this is the best video from Reg so far, good shit
'WE LIVE IN A DIMENSIONAL SANDWICH.' - Prof. Whatts
Yes.
That is simply the only words I can muster about how awesome this is.
I’ve come to a conclusion about this video
so many words of wisdom, i cant take notes fast enough professor watts!
Decepticons killed me
More coming soon? Yes, please and thank you.
Hahaha I fucking love Reggie
Reggie needs his own show that's just all there is to it
Seriously... these videos.. so good
"Have you tried leaning in and looking into the microscope?'
thats effing science folks
Groovy song
this had me in tears lol. keep it up!
never seen students so mad class ended,but i would too if Reggie Watts was my Teach
Wow I learned a lot from this. Fastest thing in the universe? Not sound; the cheetah
I get the impression that Reggie gets to do what ever the hell he wants and that seems like a good thing.
You seriously need to be in a sitcom Reggie
"Snap snap snap snap smappity bap bap boopy doop"
I think this one and the music one are my favorites.
Gets better every time I watch
Dont even have slides in there microscopes but still love it hilarious and the zoom things are objective lenses
Reggie Watts for President!
I've been fiending for that jash tho bruh Reggie Watts is just awesome
no sample slides
no shit
I need more TEACH
Need moar Teach! Plz give us more!
DECEPTICONS CANT STOP LAUGHING
what about wontons? 1:38
I'm not cellulist, but can I continue being a cellist?
As long as you aren't a Cellulite.
Or celery
***** That's just racist-vegist-phobic!
"No, it's the cheeta" Haahahaaahahahhahh!
Yeah Reggie!
Thank you reggie i learned a loot of whatever you said
I can't believe that they didn't know that cheetahs are faster than sound, but at least they know that light is slower than sound.
This was too good hahaha
Reggie is fast becoming my favorite man alive.
I think we need Reggie Watts and Neil Degrasse Tyson need to team up on one of these :P
Thanks, Teach!
that was so funny. your so awesome Reggie !!!! love you & your great
Please more of this… now!