HFY Sci-Fi Short Stories - Little plastic Bricks & Aliens invade Earth (r/HFY TFOS# 785)

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

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  • @sitirabihahmaisarahreni4278
    @sitirabihahmaisarahreni4278 3 года назад +77

    Ahhhh LEGOS. Ending boredom before it drives humans crazy to terrifying the aliens by what it does to us.

  • @hogfry
    @hogfry 3 года назад +41

    There really is no limit. My uncle worked for a company that specialized in industrial machinery moving and installation. Any time he was stumped on something. Like how to lift an massive brewing vat out of an old brewery or how to crane an M.r.i machine into a hospital.
    He'd go down in his basement and build models of the problem with legos.

  • @steveradroach9101
    @steveradroach9101 3 года назад +97

    Daww, The Lego story was so wholesome🥰

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 года назад +11

      only at the end , in pieces to start with

    • @steveradroach9101
      @steveradroach9101 3 года назад +11

      @@AgroSquerril Imagine the look on the Aliens face when they will see life-sized Lego vehicles and Giant Mechs and whatever 😅

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 года назад +11

      lol , lego mecha land

    • @UNSCPILOT
      @UNSCPILOT 3 года назад +3

      I would deffinitly be joining in on this build-madness, I still have ALL of my Lego from when I was a kid, Never. Not. Awesome.

    • @jameson1239
      @jameson1239 3 года назад +2

      I saw the title and though of C4

  • @valeon7303
    @valeon7303 Год назад +8

    That first story makes me so happy. A lot of stories focus on reactions to human mannerisms, biology, food, and military.
    But a simple human toy is a great interspecies connector. If you can manipulate them you can enjoy it.

  • @syrathdouglas1244
    @syrathdouglas1244 3 года назад +37

    Ah, legos. I’m planning on adding a waterfall to my best build, an oasis with an enormous flowering bush.

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 года назад +2

      sounds nice

    • @Hellsong89
      @Hellsong89 Год назад

      So how it went? If you want to water proof it so there is no leaks just add coat of silicone cocking on the surfaces to seal it. Other things like self adhesive plastic can also be used, hell even clear packing tape.

  • @plinko-moss
    @plinko-moss 3 года назад +29

    I was thinking “lego cult”

  • @davidhenderson3400
    @davidhenderson3400 Год назад +16

    Story 2 "You think you have a problem with us using bug spray keep it up and find out what else we have and are willing to use it."

    • @Hellsong89
      @Hellsong89 Год назад

      I was about to say same but with pepper spray and teargas.... but yours is far better.

  • @hollyferay8131
    @hollyferay8131 3 года назад +8

    Love the little plastic bricks story.
    The second story is also quite good too!

  • @bobsterclause342
    @bobsterclause342 3 года назад +54

    Slanesh, the god of pain and pleasure, patron of legos.

    • @UNSCPILOT
      @UNSCPILOT 3 года назад +5

      This is funnier than it has any right to be, thank you XD

    • @sethgilcrist8088
      @sethgilcrist8088 2 года назад +7

      ....
      I want to scream heresy.
      But
      .....
      Your not wrong

  • @kurtismiller9544
    @kurtismiller9544 3 года назад +33

    For the algorithm! And of course, LEGOs, F yeah!

  • @AkGamerRo
    @AkGamerRo 2 года назад +7

    Are the humans about to introduce the arsenal of Sol jr. to the aliens in the last story?

  • @renaissancepress247
    @renaissancepress247 Год назад +3

    Legos for the win 😊. And yeah, chemicals are only the beginning. Woe unto the aliens who try to subjugate us.
    At that, introducing aliens to Woe is an interesting story idea 🤔

  • @tonyoliver4920
    @tonyoliver4920 3 года назад +43

    2x3 is pronounced “2 by 3” in the uk and possibly America.
    Like a 2 by 4 length of wood is 2x4
    Probably just a nuance of language you don’t have in ZA

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 года назад +15

      or i was tired when i did this and didnt catch this mistake

    • @SpiritWolf209
      @SpiritWolf209 3 года назад +10

      it is indeed pronounced the same in the US.

    • @TimTomTem
      @TimTomTem 3 года назад +5

      Same in Canada

    • @aaroncabatingan5238
      @aaroncabatingan5238 3 года назад +11

      It is written as 2x3 so the aliens who he's RPing as would read it as such.

    • @cazador7131
      @cazador7131 2 года назад +4

      Yeah we pronounce it as 2 by 3 as well.

  • @discusmaximus
    @discusmaximus 10 месяцев назад

    For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!

  • @sherylcascadden4988
    @sherylcascadden4988 2 года назад +2

    I saw the title and thought "please be Legos"
    Yay!!

  • @PanduPoluan
    @PanduPoluan Год назад +1

    And as the "plastic bricks" spread among the galactic navy, The LEGO Company truly become the first galactic-wide company with universal consumer, raking in €trillions of annual income.
    Some shareholders became so rich they bought new planets.

  • @davidhenderson3400
    @davidhenderson3400 Год назад +1

    Lego Company CEO "We got an order of what from who? "

  • @johns9652
    @johns9652 Год назад +4

    Sounds to me like in the universe of the second story, Raid is a very good stock to own.

    • @brentmartin6833
      @brentmartin6833 10 месяцев назад +1

      The Orkin Man (and Woman) are part of the Elite Sprayers/fighters.
      (I know there's others but that's who popped into my brain first.)

  • @keithshelton3683
    @keithshelton3683 Год назад

    LGBC love these models and the lego conventions

  • @peekakuchu6878
    @peekakuchu6878 3 года назад +18

    Insect spray?... I prefer mc to lego... Unlimited pieces!!

    • @lvl10cooking
      @lvl10cooking 3 года назад

      I prefer Space Engineers to MC sometimes.

    • @deathhog
      @deathhog 3 года назад +1

      there's definitely something more enjoyable for me and working with actual pieces instead of computer stuff.
      but if I want to make something that moves space engineers is the way to go.

  • @calvingreene90
    @calvingreene90 3 года назад +2

    Wait till we start throwing big rocks from the fringes of their star systems.

  • @rodrigorubio8918
    @rodrigorubio8918 Год назад +3

    Is it bad that when I purchase a home that I want a room for Legos?

    • @thatonedude6949
      @thatonedude6949 Год назад +3

      It is bad to purchase a home and not want a room for Legos.

    • @Hellsong89
      @Hellsong89 Год назад +1

      No, just practical. You can have dedicated bagless vacuum cleaner for that room to keep peaces not ending lost. I also would suggest raising the door step higher, seal the lower moldings to the flooring and what ever you do, dont put in any god damn full floormatt in. Plastic floor matt is best since it gives in a little so when you eventually step on one it does not dig in as deep/hurt as much. I would also advice building few project platforms so you can swap between projects easily by lifting the essentially tray top of the cabinet and pick up another. I like to build on he floor so your mileage may wary, back in the day usually just getting cotton blanket and pouring everything on top, then wrapping it up when stopping. From there with little help you can fold it and pour legos into suitable container and after inspecting there is no legoes in the fabric anywhere stuck, go wack it outside to get some of the dust and debris out from the legoes in the process.

  • @victortahlor4038
    @victortahlor4038 Год назад

    Thank you for the reading

  • @cazador7131
    @cazador7131 2 года назад

    I'd rather die standing than live kneeling.

  • @cazador7131
    @cazador7131 2 года назад

    Legos are my fucking childhood

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 2 года назад

    For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

  • @jeanannd
    @jeanannd Год назад

    LOL LEGO's. Now they have ET's doing LEGO's. Story 2: HUMMM, seems the ET thought invading Earth was like a game with certain rules. You invade a person's planet, don't expect them, or humanity on Earth in this instance, to play fair.

  • @arakheno4051
    @arakheno4051 3 года назад +6

    For the algorithm!

  • @beingsneaky
    @beingsneaky 2 года назад +3

    Of course it's Lego. What else could it be.. oh and a pool table.. now try explaining the difference between a pool and a pool table... by the way how did the pool table get its name?

    • @sethgilcrist8088
      @sethgilcrist8088 2 года назад +4

      Bad English and people trying to be cheap.
      Pool is originally called billiards and the table is called a billiard table.
      But billiards is an expensive sport for gentlemen ( think like golf).
      So companies made "knock" offs called pool tables for the "common" person. The different is several grand

    • @ckl9390
      @ckl9390 2 года назад

      @@sethgilcrist8088 Doesn't one use a different gauge of ball and/or pocket and the balls are non-compatible? Or maybe I'm thinking of snooker. Isn't there also a different scoring system and ball composition between billiards and pool?

    • @sethgilcrist8088
      @sethgilcrist8088 2 года назад

      @@ckl9390 I don't know snooker.

    • @ckl9390
      @ckl9390 2 года назад

      @@sethgilcrist8088 I don't either, just know they exist and that the differences are subtle but important.

  • @asdrubaelvect8038
    @asdrubaelvect8038 3 года назад +5

    So I tried googling. What's a mendelgent

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 года назад +2

      Gentle Men with the G and M swapped and a T added to make it sound better

    • @asdrubaelvect8038
      @asdrubaelvect8038 3 года назад +3

      @@AgroSquerril one of those, that's too obvious so that can't be right things.

    • @kevinhill8193
      @kevinhill8193 3 года назад

      Didn't C.W. Fields use Mendelgent as an insult?

    • @johns9652
      @johns9652 Год назад

      Been binge watching these videos a couple weeks now, ever since finding them.. My first question was "What is HFY?" and someone was kind enough to inform me: "Humans, EFF Yeah!". For a time I actually wondered was he saying "Ancient Why Stories". By the same token, I was not %100 sure whether he was saying Mental Gents, Meta Gents, or Mendel Gents. And, if Mental was indeed right, was that uhhh, just a quirk on gentlemen, or a compliment (you have high mental capacity) or an insult (you're nuts).

    • @asdrubaelvect8038
      @asdrubaelvect8038 Год назад

      @@johns9652 worse use of your time

  • @hectorluis7630
    @hectorluis7630 3 года назад +2

    Pray the algorithm

  • @nos2342
    @nos2342 3 года назад

    To please the algorithm is all

  • @WiredTurkey316
    @WiredTurkey316 3 года назад +2

    For the algorithm

  • @calvingreene90
    @calvingreene90 2 года назад

    Anthrax?

  • @elfeater1760
    @elfeater1760 2 года назад

    For the Algorithm11!

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 11 месяцев назад

    90th, 21 December 2023

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 10 месяцев назад

    91st, 26 December 2023

  • @klappstock943
    @klappstock943 Год назад

    For the Algorithm the story and the voice

  • @reasonablehiccups4792
    @reasonablehiccups4792 3 года назад +4

    For the algorithm

  • @asandrewsilvaw
    @asandrewsilvaw 3 года назад +1

    For the algorithm