Agreed. The only one I've ever managed to beat was the original Legend of Zelda game...which I only made possible last year with the help of the internet. Imagine me fifteen years ago trying to understand it when I was only 6 years old >
toon link the best hitman on the great sea Oh no, Nintendo Power games like that one are near impossible for me. I'm just glald I beat the original Zelda, that suffices for me xD
@@TheLewistownTrainspotter8102 **abruptly changes voice to a stereotypical kids commercial person** -in this new trading card game! POKEMON Å, Ä AND Ö, *apocalypse rising.* _comingsoontostoresnearyou._ _batteriesaren'tincluded,causefuckyou._ _askyourparentsforpermitionwhenbuyingsaidproduct._ _nintendo, "for the GAMER"_
*"EXTERMINATE! ANNIHILATE! DESTROY! EXTERMINATE! ANNIHILATE! DESTROY! NINTENDO CONQUERS AND DESTROYS! NINTENDO CONQUERS AND DESTROYS! NINTENDO CONQUERS AND DESTROYS!"*
Me too. I was shocked to find out when I first got on the internet that it was a purely Australian memory/thing. Is always the first thing I think of when I think of the NES.
The fact that they play the Mario Game Over music at the end as the Nintendo characters fade out with the Nintendo icon showing among a pure black background is so damn creepy. Imagine seeing this at Night for the first time as a Kid...*shudders*
@ALSO_NOT_the_reality_gamer So what you're telling me is that Nintendo looked at Australia/New Zealand and said "We'll give YOU nightmares specifically. Why? Because we said so."
I saw it on Aussie tv as a kid and it really felt like a brazen challenge to all kids to a) buy the system, and b) beat the games. Just a fantastic piece of marketing now I'm older.
I remember this ad like it was yesterday. Surprised me to find out it was Australian-only when I got online and nobody else remembered it! I always found it both awesome and a bit chilling as a kid. I'd love to know more about how this ad was made, considering this is some very early 3d animation for when it was aired! Wonder which company made it? The voices used for those characters are really awesome. The very Aussie voice for the Duck Hunt dog is just hilariously fitting, too, considering the amount of swearing he caused a whole generation.
I used to watch this commercial all the time on old youtube as a kid, it never scared me oddly enough. And also, 3 out of the 5 characters are currently in smash.
la música del castillo de super mario + la voz robotica + ese 3D primitivo con esos diseños de personajes, tenemos como resultado el trauma perfecto para un niño que estaba viendo televisión a altas horas de la noche
As someone who saw this as a kid, it WAS scary but it also felt like a genuine challenge being directed at us kids. "Do you think you've got what it takes?"Reminds me of the British gaming mags of the era that often absolutely ridiculed players (even little kids) for poor gaming skills, defying them to "get gud".At one point, C&VG magazine had a freaking dominatrix berating the readers for their highscores!
Come to think of it, the only NES games I've realistically beaten under normal conditions (though through different hardware) are Kirby's Adventure (via saving) and Super Mario Bros. (clean 1-1 to 8-4 in one sitting) Every other NES game I've beaten has been through cheats, glitches and save states.
I never knew Nintendo made a NES advert starring the alternate reality counterparts of their characters in the money for nothing video universe voiced by second doctor cybermen and daleks at the same time.
The Duck Hunt Dog was wrong about not being able to beat him. given that *HE APPEARS IN SUPER SMASH BROS. AS A FIGHTER*, thus allowing us to be able to beat em.
The ad is from late '86. It's Australian. Funny because, Sega ended up dominating the down under market with Master System and Mega Drive not long after.
I wonder if this was sent to Atari and Sega when they announced that they were pulling out of the console market. Plus, good on them for having a slowed down version of the Castle and Game Over themes for Super Mario Bros. As if the commercial wasn't prone to being Nightmare Fuel already.
Have you seen the actual trade advert magazines ran when the Dreamcast ended? It's a redheaded little brat sticking his tongue out at the camera with text offering condolences to Sega for their failure.
What a full circle. From being creeped out by this ad for just searching older commercials at a young age, for it to suddenly resurface in a modded rhythm game. (And an awesome mod at that) They really cannot be beaten.
I understand everyone here aside from the guy in the suit. All the others are from early NES games, but then there’s just some guy. Honestly kinda funny
Anyone else remember the version of this that ended with a kid screaming "BEAT YOU!" while the Mario victory music plays... then his chair blasts off into the air?
0:05 - Who are you? You don't look friendly. 0:15 - _Duck Hunt_ Dog, why are you so scary now?? 0:29 - Can I play some Mario now? 0:33 - Are you stealing my soul while I watch you? 0:43 - [goes to bathroom and closes door] *_AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!_*
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So I dunno why but this vid has blown up a bit recently... so uhhh thanks hahaha.
Friday Night Funkin Mario's Madness V2 mod.
Final song "Unbeatable" is about this ad
@@levis5272That would explain this sudden influx of comments.
@@rakani79you came back after almost 17 years
Fr
Welcome Back
Maybe this is why the Australian government is afraid of video games
yea
anjake01 ahahha yes
anjake01 well congrats you appeared on a diamond bolt vid
Australia doesn’t have a government it has a prime minister smh
@@themadscientist5376 excuse me?
The funny thing is, the difficulty of the average NES game makes this commercial extremely credible.
Agreed. The only one I've ever managed to beat was the original Legend of Zelda game...which I only made possible last year with the help of the internet. Imagine me fifteen years ago trying to understand it when I was only 6 years old >
The Chaos Dragoness
We are Nintendo.
You cannot beat us.
So kindly, surrender your immortal soul and/or firstborn.
wait you beat us
toon link the best hitman on the great sea Damn right I did! I even got the virtual console version of the NES Zelda game on my 3DS and beat that too.
The Chaos Dragoness zelda 2 >:)
toon link the best hitman on the great sea Oh no, Nintendo Power games like that one are near impossible for me. I'm just glald I beat the original Zelda, that suffices for me xD
In Smash 4, Duck Hunt should've said "YOU CANNOT BEAT US" in a creepy robotic voice every time he wins.
That accursed dog having an Australian accent is so damn perfect.
Shouldve been a 1/1,000,000 chance to scare kids
"WE ARE NINTENDO. YOU CAN NOT BEAT US. EXTERMINATE. EXTERMINATE."
DELETE. DELETE.
@@TheLewistownTrainspotter8102 *COLLECT THEM ALL.*
@@TheLewistownTrainspotter8102 **abruptly changes voice to a stereotypical kids commercial person** -in this new trading card game! POKEMON Å, Ä AND Ö, *apocalypse rising.*
_comingsoontostoresnearyou._
_batteriesaren'tincluded,causefuckyou._
_askyourparentsforpermitionwhenbuyingsaidproduct._
_nintendo, "for the GAMER"_
*"EXTERMINATE! ANNIHILATE! DESTROY! EXTERMINATE! ANNIHILATE! DESTROY! NINTENDO CONQUERS AND DESTROYS! NINTENDO CONQUERS AND DESTROYS! NINTENDO CONQUERS AND DESTROYS!"*
Doctor Who reference?
I never forgot this ad my whole life. must be one of the most effective ads ever made
Me too. I was shocked to find out when I first got on the internet that it was a purely Australian memory/thing. Is always the first thing I think of when I think of the NES.
We are Nintendo...
We are legion...
We do not forgive...
We do not forget...
You cannot beat us...
masterlasheron (¡nɐlnɾ nɐlnſ!) The perfect example of what I call, CONTRA-DICTING statement of DIFFICULTY! Nintendo reflecting that.
masterlasheron (¡nɐlnɾ nɐlnſ!) "We do not forgive...
We do not forget..."
Our consoles have over 9000 penises, and their all raping children.
Noozie OH GOD HOLY SHIT MANWHYYYYY
*THEY'RE
:P
Jim Jim AND I WOULD'VE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TOO IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU MEDDLING KIDS AND YOUR DUMB DOG!
masterlasheron (¡nɐlnɾ nɐlnſ!) Like if Nostalgia Critic brought you here.
Its kinda funny seeing that not everyone known about this until mario madness v2 came out
Wdym, most of the people knew about this
@@JareDrexzi didnt
I also didnt
MMv2 is how I discovered it lmao
I discovered this before the update even came out
The fact that they play the Mario Game Over music at the end as the Nintendo characters fade out with the Nintendo icon showing among a pure black background is so damn creepy.
Imagine seeing this at Night for the first time as a Kid...*shudders*
***** Nah the Game Over screen music plays at 0:40.
ΛDI i watched this at night
And the fact that it's slowed down doesn't help, I JUST MAKES SHIT EVEN MORE SCARY.😨😨😨
Well, kids nowadays are just cowards. Back then a kid would have thought "i have to beat them, I'm better".
@@pafoneto1275 That was what the commercial wanted you to think! Why would a company make a commercial scary on purpose
This is a secret message to PlayStation and Xbox players
What..
I have a ps4 pro and I find understand
These new age players have no chance
You mean sega and Atari right?
YOU CANNOT BEAT US
Nintendo now: friendly in their advertising.
Nintendo then: gives the whole planet nightmares.
@ALSO_NOT_the_reality_gamer So what you're telling me is that Nintendo looked at Australia/New Zealand and said "We'll give YOU nightmares specifically. Why? Because we said so."
@@alu2901 not it was because Australia couldn't beat the, simple
don't forget the Virtual Boy ads
but this oen they just targeted Australia, @@Lo-Sir
or just us australians
This honestly feels like a mid-2000s parody than an actual commercial.
WARNING! CHALLENGER APPROACHING!
Nintendo Commercial Guy Challenges all Players!
you can not beat us
This is fucking awesome. Definitely captures the spirit of Nintendo being absolute bastards yet still somehow making things fun.
I saw it on Aussie tv as a kid and it really felt like a brazen challenge to all kids to a) buy the system, and b) beat the games. Just a fantastic piece of marketing now I'm older.
@KaidenIsARUclipsr NES means Nintendo Entertainment System
This is what you see if you smoke an NES manual
🤣
Thinking about the slogan "you cannot beat us" reminds me of how nes games were really hard back then, its cool if you think about it.
true
the gaddzooks msm
I like how the Lakitu's cloud talks for the Lakitu.
I remember this ad like it was yesterday. Surprised me to find out it was Australian-only when I got online and nobody else remembered it! I always found it both awesome and a bit chilling as a kid.
I'd love to know more about how this ad was made, considering this is some very early 3d animation for when it was aired! Wonder which company made it?
The voices used for those characters are really awesome. The very Aussie voice for the Duck Hunt dog is just hilariously fitting, too, considering the amount of swearing he caused a whole generation.
i think dick smith electronics made this commercial
It’s my birthday today, you cannot beat us
@@Daftrio That, or Mattel, seeing how their logo is also in the latter commercials in this series (yes, it's a series!)
probably both@@dorkfishieSailor
I was bombarded with it for months on TV before and after I got one.
We are Nintendo.
You cannot beat us.
So kindly, surrender your immortal soul and/or firstborn.
WE ARE NINTENDO. WE PROMISE TO GIVE YOUR FUTURE GENERATIONS PANTS-PISSING NIGHT TERRORS. YOU CANNOT BEAT US.
I almost choked on my appple
I used to watch this commercial all the time on old youtube as a kid, it never scared me oddly enough. And also, 3 out of the 5 characters are currently in smash.
*****
Bowser, Duck Hunt, and Lakitu (assist trophy)
bro the Nintendo dude should've been in smash as a trophy
I thought this commercial was funny af the first time i saw it
@@skandto He looks kinda like steve from minecraft and he's in smash so yeah
Only Spike and John Nintendo are missing.
I would have soiled my pants if I had saw this on TV.
We are SkyNet. You cannot beat us.
Would've you soiled them a bit or 'so bad like Nostalgia Critic'?
Whenever I think: Maaan... I wish I was born in the 80's, it was so much better!" I watch this.
la música del castillo de super mario + la voz robotica + ese 3D primitivo con esos diseños de personajes, tenemos como resultado el trauma perfecto para un niño que estaba viendo televisión a altas horas de la noche
As an Australian, I agree
*You cannot beat us.*
Gorzok. Send In. THE EMUS!!!!
Man you Aussies had it rough, this would have made me never play videogames as a child, on the fact I would have been shitting my pants.
...Pretty picture, there.
*video games, That commercial doesn't make me play video games again, but The model they could it wrong, was Lakitu.
As someone who saw this as a kid, it WAS scary but it also felt like a genuine challenge being directed at us kids. "Do you think you've got what it takes?"Reminds me of the British gaming mags of the era that often absolutely ridiculed players (even little kids) for poor gaming skills, defying them to "get gud".At one point, C&VG magazine had a freaking dominatrix berating the readers for their highscores!
I can't help but imagine some poor acid dropping schmuck, flipping through channels late at night in '87, when this commercial comes on.
I got a NES for christmas back in 2001 when I was 7 years old. I'm glad I'm european and was born long after this commercial.
TMI
1987: Creepy ahh commercial
2023: Popular FNF song
The FNF community really said "YOU CANNOT BEAT US"
Then Mega Man & CastleVania were released, and this commercial took a whole new meaning.
I find it funny how the dog sounds the most Australian out of the rest of the characters
THAT’S WHAT IM SAYIN
@@sunksterhasyourip8334 glad to know that im not the only one who notice that
"You know, For kids!" - Nostalgia critic
Back when they were called "Players" instead of "Gamers"
thumbs up if nostalgia critic brought you here
Wow, that was... A horrifying example of the Uncanny Valley for one thing.
Australian ratings board: "And so I took that personally."
I have seen this with Mario when it came out and we were terrified. The way that guy at the beginning looks like a 3D Gumby animation
We are Nintendo.
We challenge all players.
YOU.
CANNOT.
BEAT.
US.
Now, with all new personalisation AI! :D
I sure as hell couldn't bet any NES game.
Leigh Foulkes same
I beat SMB1 by using warps and save files. (I have the NES classic.)
Come to think of it, the only NES games I've realistically beaten under normal conditions (though through different hardware) are Kirby's Adventure (via saving) and Super Mario Bros. (clean 1-1 to 8-4 in one sitting)
Every other NES game I've beaten has been through cheats, glitches and save states.
Sounds like this is what sent Dalek Caan into insanity.
I never knew Nintendo made a NES advert starring the alternate reality counterparts of their characters in the money for nothing video universe voiced by second doctor cybermen and daleks at the same time.
What a display of marketing genius.
This is why they made unbeatable.
The Duck Hunt Dog was wrong about not being able to beat him. given that *HE APPEARS IN SUPER SMASH BROS. AS A FIGHTER*, thus allowing us to be able to beat em.
you forgot bowser!
you can beat him in super mario bros
meow master ik
Ah memories. Sweet, night terror inducing memories.
Anyone else getting Money for Nothing music video vibes from this early CG animation?
♪I want my, I want my♪
♪I want my NES♪
This commercial gave me nightmares and PTSD.
Slugger Maxman Really? I don't blame you.
WE CAN BEAT YOU, WITH THIIIIIIS!
*holds up gamegenie*
*choir sings and light gleans over it*
YEA YOU'RE NOT SO TOUGH NOW HUH?
Our hero
omg this is so cool xD
I wish games were still like this, they're all like movies now.
Who knew childhood trauma could make for a banging song lmao
Yep but very long it got me crazy because of 10 minutes of song holy sht
Oh god the fnf fans are coming, get rid of these rodents
@@CorporalCardiologyou cannot beat us
Yeah, your dad already did it for me@@funkinfunkhead
@@CorporalCardiologaim your zapper gun
*Goes to the bathroom*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
*Toilet Flushes*
Know that reference.
Are you stealing my soul?
Adam Gebo-Rosenthal No I am...
Adam Gebo-Rosenthal No.
You don't look friendly
And this is why many kids of the 80s bought a Sega Master system.
Out of all my friends of the day, only one had the inferior Master System lol.
Ceilingcat
SEGA SENSES TINGLING!!!! ah well I seem to recall Sega having their fair share of wacky ads for the game gear
***** I'm tempted to upload more of them but honestly there are enough of them on other channels lol.
***** SEGA and whacky ads are almost synonymous. Especially post-Genesis/Mega Drive.
***** well if you have some problem with Sega Master system then call Blizzard Entertainment for help
*YOU CANNOT BEAT US*
Classic Commercial.
Seriously... did Nintendo just go 1984 on us?
The ad is from late '86. It's Australian. Funny because, Sega ended up dominating the down under market with Master System and Mega Drive not long after.
Tornado1994 There's a reason for that you know.
Cardfight Destiny was it this commercial?
More than likely.
Well......WAS the year 1984? I can't remember all of a sudden.
I wonder if this was sent to Atari and Sega when they announced that they were pulling out of the console market.
Plus, good on them for having a slowed down version of the Castle and Game Over themes for Super Mario Bros. As if the commercial wasn't prone to being Nightmare Fuel already.
Have you seen the actual trade advert magazines ran when the Dreamcast ended? It's a redheaded little brat sticking his tongue out at the camera with text offering condolences to Sega for their failure.
80's CGI was fucking creepy o___o
Why do you think the 90s movies still built sets and animatronics?
....Other than because they weren't FAAAAKE!? (/plinkettvoice)
The Chaos Dragoness Australia what the fuck is wrong with you
Pixar could've done a better job in the first place.
What a full circle.
From being creeped out by this ad for just searching older commercials at a young age, for it to suddenly resurface in a modded rhythm game. (And an awesome mod at that)
They really cannot be beaten.
"Sega does what Nintendon't."
Nintendo:
*YOU CANNOT BEAT US*
0:21 That green thing makes me wonder what game is from.
Me too, at first i thought it was one of the ducks from duck hunt but it most probably isn't
I understand everyone here aside from the guy in the suit. All the others are from early NES games, but then there’s just some guy. Honestly kinda funny
Id like to think thats a Nintendo imployee
I remember I used to watch this video on RUclips when I was young and I'm still surprised people are talking about this video still to this day
I think we cannot beat them
Anyone else remember the version of this that ended with a kid screaming "BEAT YOU!" while the Mario victory music plays... then his chair blasts off into the air?
Unfortunately yes lol.
This is the weirdest thing I have seen all day
YOU CANNOT BEAT US.
0:35
"We are Nintendo. We challenge for ass."
"We are Nintendo. We challenge all players. You cannot beat us."
+Fredrich Fernando "We challenge your ass!"
I cant unhear that now XD
Look at my lawyer dawg I’m going to jail
Unbeatable
indeed
thanks for recommending me this at 4am nintendo
0:05 - Who are you? You don't look friendly.
0:15 - _Duck Hunt_ Dog, why are you so scary now??
0:29 - Can I play some Mario now?
0:33 - Are you stealing my soul while I watch you?
0:43 - [goes to bathroom and closes door] *_AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!_*
ohhh ohhh
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i get ittttt
knocks on door we are nintendo you can not beat us
toon armin arlert*AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!*
***** breaks down door
You came here from nostalgia critic?
WE ARE NINTENDO
WE ARE LEIGON
WE DO NOT FORGIVE
WE DO NOT FORGET
YOU CANNOT BEAT US
WE ARE NINTENDO, YOU CANNOT BEAT US 🗣🗣🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️💯💯💯
EVEN WITH YOUR ROBOT PARTNER, YOU CANNOT BEAT US 🤖🤖🤖👬👬🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️❗️❗️
DISCOVER NEW WORLDS
YOU CANNOT BEAT US
@@_TRB_SCORE 1000000
YOU CANNOT BEAT US
WE ARE NINTENDO *YOU CANNOT BEAT US* 🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🗿🗣️🔥
*WE ARE NINTENDO, YOU CAN'T OBEY US, YOU CANNOT BEAT US.*
We cannot Best us got fired
I remember when this Advert was being shown, I got an NES Christmas 89 best Christmas ever.
dont hug me, im scared
You were right. In Australia, this was the first TV spot for the NES.
WE ARE NOT ESCAPING THE GAME CARTRIDGE WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️⁉️‼️⁉️
WE ARE NINTENDO.
YOU CANNOT BEAT US.
WE ARE NINTENDO
WE ARE LEGION.
Australia, where even the advertisements will try to kill you.
WE ARE NINTENDO
YOU CANNOT BEAT US
AIM YOUR ZAPPER GUN ‼️
@@tAVROSSSYOU CANNOT BEAT US
@@bachandanga332 EVEN WITH YOUR ROBOT PARTNER
@@tAVROSSS YOU CANNOT BEAT US
Bro this is so unsettling unintentionally, i feel bad for them australian kids who had to see this nightmare fuel.
Why does he sound like Luigi if he was an inkling 💀💀
That's because it's Charles Martinet doing the voices.
Who?
@@erinm1629 Charles Martinet! The guy who used to voice Luigi, Mario and other characters from the Mario franchise!
@@TeamBlueToad Thank you for Explaining this to me!
I love how Skynetendo sounds confused and even irritated when he says “your robot partner”.
Actually more that I think about it, he reminds me more of Max Headroom than anything Terminator-related.
Well, that was pretty creepy.
Also, thumbs-up if you got here from the tvtropes page for Nintendo Hard.
Judge Eternus No, I'm from a top 10 video game adverts that make you cringe video.
I looked it up. :>
This time, I got here from the Useful Notes page on the NES, but it's close enough.
From Memes / Nintendo, actually.
Yep.
This ad was nightmare fuel for young Australian children in the 80's. It scared the shit out of me as a kid.
When you're fighting your Level 50 amiibo in Smash 4...
I know i am super late to comment on this video but this is the funniest Nintendo commercial ever
0:04 - Steve Minecraft 80's
Bowser, Duck Hunt, and a Lakitu (Assist Trophy) are in SSB4 ...
WE ARE NINTENDO. WE ARE LEGION. YOU CANNOT BEAT US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. ALL YOU BASE AL BELONG TO US.
Classic Nintendo. You really couldn't beat them.
Are you stealing my soul?
198X: a creepy commercial
2024: an absolute banger of a friday night funkin' song
"You cannot beat us!"
SEGA in the 90's: "You sure about that, buddy?"
More like PlayStation
playstation is like:sup bitches
WE ARE NINTENDO.
WE CHALLENGE ALL PLAYERS.
YOU CANNOT BEAT US.
Oh crap, I've been brainwashed...
We are Nintendo.
You cannot beat us.
So kindly, surrender your immortal soul and/or firstborn.
help mme
***** okay
A message to Sega
At least SEGA doesn't give out cease and desist letters, unlike one of its competitors.
“WE ARE NINTENDO, WE CHALLENGE ALL PLAYERS! YOU CANNOT BEAT US!”
the daleks are creepy in australia.
we are throbbing gristle