HOW TO MAKE ZE GERMAN CAR
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- Опубликовано: 4 окт 2024
- my german accent is a mix of gru, doofenshmirtz and richtofen
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Mods:
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Music:
Fluffing a Duck - Kevin MacLeod: • Fluffing a Duck
Sneaky Snooper - Audionautix: • Sneaky Snooper
Investigations - Kevin MacLeod: • Investigations (Kevin ...
Divertissement Pizzicato - Kevin MacLeod: • Divertissement Pizzica...
Boulangerie - Lynn Music: • Lynn Music Boulangerie...
I Sawed the Demons - Bobby Prince (Doom): • Doom OST - E2M1 - I Sa...
Home - Isamu Ohira (Gran Turismo 3): • Gran Turismo 3 Soundtr...
The Drive - Kevin MacLeod: • The Drive
Mirage - Daiko Kasho (Gran Turismo 3): • Gran Turismo 3 A-spec ...
Unkown 1 - Roller Coaster World: • Rollercoaster World OS...
Outro vocals were AI Generated
Guitars/Bass were written and performed by me
Drums were written and programmed by me
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Get yourself ze car here:
www.beamng.com/resources/baucedes-520idx-rs-awd-gt-line-premium-m-v10-2006-biturbo.31065/
Im german 😂 pls make the smalest v16 diesel in a Volkswagen
@@pat23pc v16 Golf? not a bad idea
especially if he makes the v16 a 1.9tdi lol
@@EnzoTheDriver 😂
What is the name of the place where you make the mods??? I subbed (;
@@Banditheeler80s its Automation;)
The duality of German automotive industry:
-hard to maintain, over-engineered performance cars
-the 1.9 TDI
dont forget the tiny, shite 2-strokes
with removed cat, egr, and dual mass flywheel changed to fixed one, it is a tank
@@bokexd3173Can't say the same about the poor transmission input shaft. Bought a b5.5 passat 1.9tdi 96kw. Some guy tuned it to the max on stock fuel system and turbo. Cat delete and egr bypass. Bought the car for its body that's mint and not rusty. Clutch is gone, transmission input splines are twisted.
that was not the passat's fault, that is the fault of whoever upgraded it
@@bokexd3173 My point was that it won't stay reliable if you abuse it lol. I'm converting it back to factory spec.
As a German citizen, the setting definetly ticks all the criteria - Fast, overpowered car, 0 driving skill on the Nordschleife - Chad accent. Lovely.
-Bmw ripoff
-overheats
Yea sounds about right.
yep
F10 moment
gotta love those plastic coolant tanks
Here's what you need to make the most Brazilian car:
-VW Golf chassis
-FWD transmission
-A methanol-powered 4-cylinder with a turbo slapped onto it
-PVC exchaust
-90's tech at best
-A BBQ grill instead of rear seats, with a cutout in the roof to let the smoke out
-Raked suspension
-Lots of rust
-Dragon Ball merch
Congratulations you've basically made a Gol
@@PlatinumNathif we're making a golf, don't forget about the door handles that literally don't work most of the time, and no airbags😂
@@jayfujiwara9740 I said Gol, not Golf. Different VW.
@@PlatinumNath oh sorry lol. I thought you misspelled it😂. Btw the gol looks like a mix between a VW polo and a Peugeot 306?
Ah yes the beloved Gol we also got here in Mexico
“These Piston Rings Are About To Meet God” Bro I WAS ROLLING 😂😂😂😂
It’s an audi
No it’s a Baucedes
>bmw-inspired car
>already has engine problems after 1 minute of driving
the joke writes itself
Too much of that 50 year old Panzerschokolade
Yeah BMWs act Like your average merican gmc
Turns out the huge oil slick had nothing to do with Clarence, clear his name
What I find absolutely funny is that their cars have problems but their motorcycles are just about bullet proof. Especially the old Airhead and Flying Brick.
Hey, at least BMWs turn fast and go fast until they break
German....Yes
Yehs
YEHS
An Austrian painter car
Ja?
Was ist mit Deutsch?
As german as the...
Sausage, beer and Mercedes
So, zis German, has watched this video, and I have to kongratulate you, GROGTV, how good a "Engländer" have created "Das deutscheste Auto der Welt". It is just funny, how close you have made the reliability of "ZHE AUTO" to the BMW M5 E60. But one thing: In German Cars, everything is complex, but every graph needs to be green, because in Germany, everything needs to be perfect. As next, please make the most french and the most italian car.
P.S.: Thank you for your nice videos, it's ultra funny to see, how you built a car. Keep going!
As a german i will now watch this video and see if it ticks all the boxes
Edit:i have now watched the video and i must say this certainly one of the german cars of all time. The unreliabillity the understeer its just so authentic
It's a more bmw, because VW are actually reliable
@@MalteseFalconYT kinda Not really there are some that are nur there are also a Lot that arent especially vw's in the Low price range
@@MalteseFalconYT Idk what kind of VW you've been driving, but it's commonly known fact that unless the yellow engine light is on, there's something wrong with the car.
So, I think, we could agree, that this car is "ZHE MOST DEUTSCHE AUTO IN ZHE WELT!", right?
@@MrRacer04 Certainly
Authentic German car with Authentic Italian driving
To quote Top Gear, it needs a satnav that only goes to Poland.
Also, that car and engine name remind me of something…
“1587593903848384828476784…”
“Watch it break the exporter because of all the ********* numbers in the name.”
Nuper Soodle
9:38 Grog pulled a maneuver called "Polish Roundabout"
make a ridiculously Belgian car, broker Volkswagen, pancakes, waffles, Belgian flag, NMBS train jpg or something, you know the drill
As a Belgian I like that stupid ahh idea
Nmbs or sncb he can choice the language but I think it's a great idea
I know belgium made a truck
Its made by a cargo ship company using cargo ship parts
Call it the Boudewijn SuperDuvel GT12
"its not luxurious if it's not brown" - GrogTV 2024
And if its not brown, take a massive shit all over the interior then you're good to go!
or B E I G E
you forgot the part about having barley functioning sunroofs from the factory. ahh german cars
"Barley functioning sunroofs"
Well it's German, so I assume it _does_ smell like beer straight from the factory
Except Opel. Holy fuck, they're just built different.
I’ve had an e39, an e60, and I currently have an e92. Every. Single. One. Has had the sunroof leak on the passenger floor. I was able to fix it on my e92 but cleaning the drains though
Make a Russian Lada that is either super fast or just explodes every time you try to drive it.
not to mention being nigh bulletproof.
looool, yesssss, I wanna see that🤣
5:28-5:32 average WW2 German tank driver when they get their hands on the newest tank
"anyone else feel a tad bit hot" good sir i think your car has caught fire and idk how its doing highway speeds
Next automation video: A car but the turbo is the car and it has a V16.
😂😂
Would you like some dragster with your engine setup?
That is indeed an automobile
9:11 nice top gear ref
I love this kind of Grog video-especially when he manages to create something that’s a beast in its own right.
German engines be like: 450 hp out of a 2 liter inline 4, drinks 1 liter of oil per 50 km, have to take out the engine out of the bay to change a sparkplug
Most accurate representation of a BMW and a BMW driver ever made.
Bisexual Turbo
JA DU HAST ES PERFEKT GEMACHT🗣️🔥
(Nur ein bissl mehr audi wär besser)
And yes, as a German, i approve this.
"guess its all wheel drive then. Applause) yay!"
That part was not funny. Find another part that is funny.
I am German. I studied automotive engineering at the Dortmund University of Applied Sciences and Arts.
I have detected no lies in this video.
the madness to see this legend make a British tank go 10000 miles a hour in a nutshell
Ah yes, GrogTV for a long road trip
I swear this is the most funny underated channel i have ever seen
please make more of these "How to make" videos they're so funny and creative 😂😂😂😂
"even with the car on fire and engulfed in flames it can still do highway speeds"
sounds like every German car I owned
4:56 "Guten Tag Engine"
Literally me making any car:
"That'll go wrong. I'll take it."
Bro is like the Pondon to Jeremy Clakson in Video Games hahahh
and i thought i was the only one who thinks his voice sounds like jezza
Overheating???? Bro made the f10 550i
Yes😂
e60e5 sounding like your average ww2 american light-medium tank
Imagine if someone actually wanted to know how this game works, only to discover Grog and start watching his other videos and becoming a fan of this dude
Next I'd like to watch you build a "modern SUV". You know, the stupidly large grills from BMW that are almost larger than the front of the car, all lights are just multiple LED strips, a 1.0L straight 3 with V8 sounds added from speakers (maybe just overlay I3 and V8 sounds?), and just enough reliability that it survives to just after the warranty runs out.
Make a Honda acty pickup truck have a "small" 69 liter rotary diesel, oh and remember the bozozoku kit
It ain't luxury If it ain't b r o w n. Door panels, b r o w n. Seats, b r o w n. Steering wheel, b r o w n. Interior, b r o w n.
As a citizen completly dependant on the VW Plant of Wolfsburg, i must say... nice VW, you've made.
8:59 to 9:40 has to be the funniest bit in the entire video
My heart was breaking from lack of your videos, but ... he came and saved my heart.
Ps: I love your videos so much ! :)
Hey grog, at 10:20 you mention you got yourself a new pc, what are the specs? (Good video as always btw, thats one scuffed and toasty highway cruiser)
always great to see another automation video from you
What I love about this video is that it shows how hard automation to beam ng can be. I built cars since 2020 i think and sometimes they are god like and sometimes they are undriveable. Really good car designing simulator ❤
with this new 520idx RS AWD GT Line Premium M V10 2006 BiTurbo™ I could get to all the business meetings
good video grogerson
at 2 minutes, the car looks like a Pontiac Grand Prix.....
Not gonna lie, a Grand Prix wagon would have been cool (Yes... we Americans spelled 'Gran Prix' wrong... for DECADES...)
0:45 Grog Making the engine out of magnesium
5:33 Also wonder why it overheats so quickly
2:55 Hammond: “It’s brown and browner”
Thank you for doing an interior. So many people don't. It looks good.
das not how auto work
real 😂
Lol
Your 320d driver impression reminded me more of Jeremy Clarkson than a BMW driver.
Ich kann dir versichern Grog, als Deutscher muss ich sagen dass dies wahrlich eine akkurate Darstellung der Herstellung eines deutschen Automobils ist :D
DEUTSCHLAND MAN APPROVED 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪
2:45 'b r o w n'
The key to any German car is to ensure the drivers are looking at their phone for at least 50% of the drive.
The entire engine is glowing white hot but by god does it still run!
Filling the hole Sliphantom left
It should have a very stiff suspension because it's only intended to be driven on the autobahn anyway. And to be truly German, it would have a mix of two different turbos with a supercharger added and a big KOMPRESSOR sticker on the back.
I'm also surprised the car was able to take over the highway while engulfed in flames. Very cool. I liked this one.
: )
Would you make a video about making a car you would want to drive? What is your dream Grog?
I will always call it a wagon because "shaggin' estate" just doesn't roll off the tongue.
9:00 me, german and 25 wanting a 320d Touring badly laughing as I am exactly that on the road xD
Crazy thing but you made it into a German Video about Germany with your Nürnburgring Clip Hahaha
Aahh yeHs, finally AN upload from a Finnish fugitive. We do eht!
"Does that work? I guess."
"DoOrHaNdLe"
The worst thing is that it looks better than anything BMW makes today.
The Baucedes corners like a liquid tanker.
You literally made an episode of top gear 😂
Alt title: a person who’s mum, dad and dads side piece who are the top gear trio make a German performance car
Deutchland cars. Very nice.
the way you design your engines and handling gives me great pain, I subbed :]
Today, we make an British car, and to be more specific, an British supercar so think of your 720s your jaggss and your Aston Martin's
More than 6 Cylinders? My Man, glory be to the 5 Cylinders!
the BROWN and BROWN everything luxery is made of BrOwN reminds me of Jeremy Clarkson
I would've expected some kind of Audi Q8 SUV thing cuz at least like 60% of modern cars being produced are ridiculously heavy, unnecessarily large fuel guzzlers
At least we did not had a Kerosene joke here
He makes doing the interior look so easy
Petition to make a stereotypical Italian car
Love that he replicated the e60 m5 wagon
A luxury interior is luxurious when your luxurious fart ends up soiling your trousers and nobody can see it on your seat.
How to make an german car: make everything go wrong
As a BMW 320d owner I can approve
2:37 the taillights looks like the Avensis estate taillights xD
i dare you to make a 80's european car if the japanese got their hands on it and riced it out
when will the day be where people notice grog and he becomes a famous silly goober, he deserves it...
You made it almost as heavy as the upcoming M5
the bad reliability in german cars only appears when the warranty ends, its an endless money glitch for car companys
What he's done is made your average e46 in Latvia.
An “m5 estate” or m5 touring as it was marketed already exists.
I dont think ive made a automation car with overheating issues, very authentic german enginnering.
Audi.
also i confirm as a german: we solve issues no one has.
2:46 Brown food, brown drink... Calories...
Heinrich: Hanz, some stupid british guy made fun of ze deutsche cars!
Hanz: nein! Send ze 0.7 CM Spähpanzerkampfwagen 4 H-2 V10
(The 0.7 CM Spähpanzerkampfwagen 4 H-2 V10 is a german light tank)
Bruh, the Bwm legitimately looks like a bmw
Please make one of that super lowered trucks in it’s… best, if you know what I’m saying.
Maximum rice needed!!!
Love the Teutonicallly correct naming convention 😂
I like your videos and this little paint made guy every emotion 😂😂😂❤❤❤