Hey amphibian! Love your vids, the ending of your most recent one was actually pretty philosophical. It gave me chills! Glad to see you enjoy Kevins content.
"Okay, cutting through!" -Last words of Ihate Green before his death in 1993 "Oh my God" -Last words of Knoo Green before his death in 1993. No relation between the two, just hate green. "Ow, I just ran straight into a wall, now I'm dying! Why is life so hard?" -Last words of what's the point before his death in 1993. Likely needed help.
@@kingmankingboy8743 Never again, that song is an absolute abhorrent blight on music, it's a banger when my sound is off, zilch, nada, that kid should take some music lessons and maybe learn some different octaves.
You want lore, Kevin? I got you. His name, was I Hate Green. A simple man born with the inability to see color. I Hate lived a pretty good life working as a local florist, but because he was colorblind he was always envious of his friends and family. He has never seen color a day in his life, so he usually becomes sad when other people can enjoy it when he cannot. They say things like, "Wow, there's so much color in this apple, or, "Holy cow! Look how green that barf is." and each time I Hate got sadder and sadder he couldn't see. One day however, a scientist offered I Hate a procedure that would cure his color-blindness. One that I Hate graciously accepted. Of course the scientist had to put off the cure for zombies because of it, but what's the chance of zombies actually happening? When the procedure was done, I Hate was astonished. Color was even more beautiful than he ever imagined. He spent the next few days experiencing any and all colors he could get his eyes on. The red firetrucks, the orange chips, the yellow raincoats, the blue Call Me Kevin logo, and the purple happy dinosaur. I Hate loved everyone of these colors the moment he saw them. Red was his favorite, which is why all his clothes were as such, but there was one color I Hate didn't expect... Green... He had no idea what he was looking at. The color was so mysterious, so gross, so weird, and admittedly kinda sexy, but seeing just how awful this color was to him, traumatized I Hate for the rest of his life. I Hate immediately quit his job, divorced his ogre wife, and unfollowed Seth Green on Twitter. Seeing green for the first time was the worst day of his life. The day of the zombie apocalypse was a close second, that's how bad green is to him. Now I Hate lives his days absolutely avoiding the color all together. Which might be hard since a good chunk of the earth is covered in green, but we won't tell him that.
There's railroad tracks, so you'd be able to follow the tracks to the next towns on the eastern half of the map lol There's also dirt paths all over and farm land, but those would be quite tricky to traverse.
Kevin, you're a legend. I started watching your channel to witness the glory that is Our Lord and Saviour Jim Pickens, and eventually stumbled upon on of your PZ videos. That was a few weeks ago, and in the meantime I have downloaded, played, and died to the game... and died again... and again. And now I'm back, and the world of your PZ vids has opened to me like a beautiful, very bloody, somewhat smelly flower. Feels good to know I've got your hilarious commentary to pick me up whenever zombies drag me down.
Hey Kevin, sprinting is what gets you killed 90% every time. Stay cool and walk. Sprint crouch once you break line of sight. If you need travel far you can right click and choose walk to. Now your character walks to where you click. As he walks you can speed up time with the F keys.
Small tip for Kevin, I would recommend crouching constantly and not just sprinting everywhere as it doesn't reduce your speed by that much but will heavily reduce noise.
I'm quite literally DEATHLY allergic to some grass, I woke up from a nap after a romp in the woods and my legs were so swollen from hives I couldn't walk on my own so I totally get No Green Gary over here
I have a way of reconciling his hate for green and the connection to grass, Kevin's survivor has a severe chlorophyll allergy, so if the damn grass would just stop being green he could walk on it. He only hates other green things because of associaton
Easily not just your best episode yet of Project Zomboid so far, man - easily the best play through series of this game full stop. Suits you down to the ground! I’m addicted to these episodes!
Tip for this game: Don't run from the zombies, your walking speed is faster than theirs, so running will just waste stamina. To get rid of zombies, you can sprint to the other side of a house, crouch to hide for a few seconds, and then move on. The zombies will lose you trail and instead gather around the spot where you crouched.
Love the project zomboid vids ❤ You more than anyone Kevin should know that love is a burning ring that leaves a firery ring, so make more zomboid videos 👍
Moderate Exertion (first tier of exertion moodle) cuts your damage in half, lowers your attacks speed, movement speed and chance to climb high fences and increases your chance to trip on low fences. You should rest as soon as you get this moodle to get rid of it. Instead, you keep running and fighting and making it worse.
Challenge idea: 1. Last an entire year. 2 Can't touch green. (Unless spawn on green floor) 3: For every 3 seconds you do touch grass you have to drop 1 item. (Unless zombie is wearing green. Sometimes you don't have a choice)
I do wonder: Is the overall number of zombies on the map limited or do more spawn over time? Like, would it theoretically be possible to just clear out an area entirely?
Absolutely great challenge and impressive to see how quick you improved. Love your PZ content coming from AmbigiousAmphibian. If you don't mind me giving a few tips for quality of life: 1. You can activate aiming outlines for melee weapons in the options. Makes it easier to fight in melee 2. You sprint too much as you loose stamina quickly. You can out-walk every default zombie if you are not injured. 3. Sitting on the floor recovers stamina way faster. Hope this doesn't come across as patronising I just enjoy your PZ content and want you to enjoy the game some more by surviving more than a week. Love your vids and streams! Keep it up. Would love for you to do a horror playthrough done by Pr1vateLime. Could give a few chuckles seeing you panic! :D
Challenge Idea: Project Zomboid but I'm a caveman (unable to learn anything or use modern items. Baseball bats can be used as cave clubs. Kevin can chose if he wants to cook the food or not)
Being told to "touch grass" has never been so terrifying.
imagine unironically being the comment baove me
@@bidoof367 imagine owning the bot* shes not real
not very important just a bit more clarifying in the structure behind that comment
@@catboynestormakhno2694 unironic
@@bidoof367 L
@@ONYXPROJ3CT666 i cant believe im on twitter
Imagine this guy getting way too invested in a Twitter argument.
"Dude, chill, go touch grass"
"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY"
What is that even supposed to mean? Touch grass?
@@Matthew.Sweeney it's a saying meaning go outside
@@Matthew.Sweeney it means to go outside
@@Matthew.Sweeney It means to go outside
@@Matthew.Sweeney outside go to means It
The distress for his lost hat was such an honest emotion
The crack in his voice actually made me go "awww" lol, it affected him so much that he didn't notice the carpet in the motel rooms was... GREEN!!!
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Most challenge runners: Touching green = Reset/Death
Kevin: Touching green = "I've sinned!"
Thats worse than death for a nice Irish catholic lad
Eternal damnation of his own purgatory. But then again, he seems to be subjecting himself to a purgatory of his own design already 😂
@@sarac9424
Going through purgatory in this life to skip it in the next.
Me, green with envy:"Congrats on the success of your comment. I am so happy for you."
Reminds me of Bob Mortimer on Taskmaster. Just y'know the mix of insanity and proclamations of sin.
As someone with red/green colorblindness, I can say with confidence that I didn't see you go on anything green during this challenge, excellent work
I love that 😂 my ex was the same. Explaining things were fun
As someone who can't see colour I agree! I didn't see him touch any colours the entire time. Good on him
Funny how you have a red pfp
@@sweetpurple8812 dude he has a green pfp, that's pretty funny 🤣
Bravo, Kevin. Quality idea as expected
Hey amphibian! Love your vids, the ending of your most recent one was actually pretty philosophical. It gave me chills! Glad to see you enjoy Kevins content.
Amphibian I would love to see you and Kevin do a collab! Chaos and Philosophy!
99th like. You should co op with kevin
GREEN!
"Is it because green is associated with luck" Kevin what about the luck of the Irish-- MOVE MOVE MOVE
*moves to spain*
Kevin, I know Jim’s basement is scary, but purposely depriving yourself of life’s simple pleasures is not the way…..stay strong ♥️
true indeed; dont shun green, smoke green
So many bots.
@@Banana-Boi yep it wouldn't be the internet without the spam
@@gaugekiefer2857 unfortunately yes
@@Banana-Boi that yt for ye
"Okay, cutting through!"
-Last words of Ihate Green before his death in 1993
"Oh my God"
-Last words of Knoo Green before his death in 1993. No relation between the two, just hate green.
"Ow, I just ran straight into a wall, now I'm dying! Why is life so hard?"
-Last words of what's the point before his death in 1993. Likely needed help.
I like the connotation within the lore that they are in no way related AT ALL and all just hate green for various reasons
@@katkay9923 it's a common phobia
I like how you included the canon year that the game takes place in with your comment
“there’s no womb for you in my neighborhood” is something I really REALLY hope I find an excuse to quote someday
Here
Hey peach tea, can I move next door? I’m pregnant and I think this is the perfect place to raise my baby
@@gayvagina7353 there’s no womb for you in my neighborhood >:(
guess that's what people told Mary in Nazareth lol
@@gayvagina7353 there's no womb for you- ah shit someone beat me to it
It was so satisfying that he actually did the challenge and got a safe home in the end.
We need a part 2
@V e r a🍒 cum
It is always said but I'm glad we have Kevin to keep us sane after he himself lost his sanity
Dear Leader forgive me
An eye for an eye ig
I'm always impressed with how creative you get with these self-imposed challenges!
@@kingmankingboy8743 Never again, that song is an absolute abhorrent blight on music, it's a banger when my sound is off, zilch, nada, that kid should take some music lessons and maybe learn some different octaves.
The joke about “I hope for once the grass isn’t greener on the other side” got my *like* today
You want lore, Kevin? I got you.
His name, was I Hate Green. A simple man born with the inability to see color. I Hate lived a pretty good life working as a local florist, but because he was colorblind he was always envious of his friends and family. He has never seen color a day in his life, so he usually becomes sad when other people can enjoy it when he cannot. They say things like, "Wow, there's so much color in this apple, or, "Holy cow! Look how green that barf is." and each time I Hate got sadder and sadder he couldn't see. One day however, a scientist offered I Hate a procedure that would cure his color-blindness. One that I Hate graciously accepted. Of course the scientist had to put off the cure for zombies because of it, but what's the chance of zombies actually happening?
When the procedure was done, I Hate was astonished. Color was even more beautiful than he ever imagined. He spent the next few days experiencing any and all colors he could get his eyes on. The red firetrucks, the orange chips, the yellow raincoats, the blue Call Me Kevin logo, and the purple happy dinosaur. I Hate loved everyone of these colors the moment he saw them. Red was his favorite, which is why all his clothes were as such, but there was one color I Hate didn't expect... Green... He had no idea what he was looking at. The color was so mysterious, so gross, so weird, and admittedly kinda sexy, but seeing just how awful this color was to him, traumatized I Hate for the rest of his life. I Hate immediately quit his job, divorced his ogre wife, and unfollowed Seth Green on Twitter. Seeing green for the first time was the worst day of his life. The day of the zombie apocalypse was a close second, that's how bad green is to him. Now I Hate lives his days absolutely avoiding the color all together. Which might be hard since a good chunk of the earth is covered in green, but we won't tell him that.
This deserves more applause, I enjoyed it greatly.
Cannon.
@@ditzy_neko3362 Where?
@@alzhanvoid Right there, you might want to duck.
This.....THIS....IM LIVING FOR IT. PART 2 OF Mr. Ihate G Reene!
Kevin is every dev's dream player: he makes up his own game.
I was watching Kevin play Resident Evil: Village, and this came out the SECOND the three hours long video ended. More Kevin!
Kevin, you lose, you touched this comment and the commenter has green pfp.
I just finished his walking in one line minecraft video
@@Aymelia-colon3 he un-hearted it 💀💀
@@martykiely127 oof
@@Aymelia-colon3 Bro lost dude a fucking heart from Kevin lmfaoooo
Mr.Ihategreen is the most complex character in all of storytelling.
Man have I got a CHARACTER for you then
See there's this psycho called Jerma985 and his alter ego Mr. Green...
"Is that green?! Yuck!"
Imagine how he'll react when he encounters green BEANS
A BEAN
*eyes bugging out* WE ARE OUTNUMBERED!
Or GREEN SOUP!
The carpentry thing was green...
A BEAN!
"I hate Green" the deranged grass hating manchild apocalypse survivor feels like some sort of super absurdist anti-drug mascot
That "keep off the grass" joke 😂
So he can't physically touch grass, i guess Kevin decided to make the average twitter user.
as we've seen a few times in this video, he _can_ touch grass, he just doesn't want to
which is actually more accurate to the average twitter user
8:19 "it only has 1 bed!!" In the angry grandma Kevin irish voice. lol..had me dead.
Kevin: *is from one of the greenest countries* also Kevin: *JESUS CHRIST IT'S GREEN*
spain?
@@eggchomp Ireland
He moved to Spain, though.
@@SnivillusLupin oh sorry one sec
@@SnivillusLupin he moved there, but is from ireland
There's railroad tracks, so you'd be able to follow the tracks to the next towns on the eastern half of the map lol There's also dirt paths all over and farm land, but those would be quite tricky to traverse.
Kevin, you're a legend. I started watching your channel to witness the glory that is Our Lord and Saviour Jim Pickens, and eventually stumbled upon on of your PZ videos. That was a few weeks ago, and in the meantime I have downloaded, played, and died to the game... and died again... and again. And now I'm back, and the world of your PZ vids has opened to me like a beautiful, very bloody, somewhat smelly flower. Feels good to know I've got your hilarious commentary to pick me up whenever zombies drag me down.
I'd really like a actual series where you try to survive as long as you can
he has a ton of streams with max where they try to survive they’re super fun to watch
"wont touch green the whole playthough"
8:12 walks into a room where the whole floor is green and doesn't notice hahaha
He was too traumatized after losing his hat to notice lol
@@witchthief9735 ahhh ok then that makes sense hahaha
Hey Kevin, sprinting is what gets you killed 90% every time. Stay cool and walk. Sprint crouch once you break line of sight. If you need travel far you can right click and choose walk to. Now your character walks to where you click. As he walks you can speed up time with the F keys.
The opening “GET THAT OFF OF YOU RIGHT NOW MISTER”
I died 😂
I love it when Kevin comes up with a unique challenge like this, it's always delightful
Small tip for Kevin, I would recommend crouching constantly and not just sprinting everywhere as it doesn't reduce your speed by that much but will heavily reduce noise.
I read in an essay that a radio preacher believed that the color green was "the devil's color." I choose to believe Ihate was a follower of his.
This was one of the weirdest challenges that Kevin has ever done. I love it
the genuine sadness in his voice when he loses his hat killed me 7:29
9:27 "This is the hardest challenge I've ever done in this game" Maybe because rejecting green is also rejecting luck itself 🍀
4:45 Kevin is so chaotic that even his own house thinks he is a threat and activates alarm
"you can play zomboid however you want!"
Kevin: "I dis a green"
I'm quite literally DEATHLY allergic to some grass, I woke up from a nap after a romp in the woods and my legs were so swollen from hives I couldn't walk on my own so I totally get No Green Gary over here
red-green colorblind people confused af at the start, great video as always
This character is basically me whenever I wanna eat something.
I have a way of reconciling his hate for green and the connection to grass, Kevin's survivor has a severe chlorophyll allergy, so if the damn grass would just stop being green he could walk on it. He only hates other green things because of associaton
First time I’ve watched him play this game and he successfully found a place to live in 😂
Kevin: "Who buys a green couch?"
Me:🙂
Easily not just your best episode yet of Project Zomboid so far, man - easily the best play through series of this game full stop. Suits you down to the ground! I’m addicted to these episodes!
Kevin aggressively approaching the Zombies only to paint the world some more red
Honestly, Kevin, your commentary always has me laughing so much
my brain has latched onto this and I am smh very emotionally attached to this video.
it helps me sleep so ty Kevo
Day 563 of asking Kevin to play the Kim Kardashian mobile game
one day
Eww why
Keep fighting the good fight
The best fight
Tip for this game: Don't run from the zombies, your walking speed is faster than theirs, so running will just waste stamina. To get rid of zombies, you can sprint to the other side of a house, crouch to hide for a few seconds, and then move on. The zombies will lose you trail and instead gather around the spot where you crouched.
I love how Kevin tweets like a middle aged mom
Love the project zomboid vids ❤
You more than anyone Kevin should know that love is a burning ring that leaves a firery ring, so make more zomboid videos 👍
I'd ask if everything was okay at home with these recent challenges, but I feel like I know the answer to that question
kevin back at it again to bring suffering to the characters he controls,, and himself too
Hello CallMeKevin, congrats on the success of the channel! Love your videos and watch them all the time!
recorded 2 years oago - but still damn funny, so your charme and entertainement is definatelly timeless ... thank you ...
Me watching this sitting on my green couch on top of my green rug.
👁👄👁
8:25 the floor kevo! THE FLOOR!
Moderate Exertion (first tier of exertion moodle) cuts your damage in half, lowers your attacks speed, movement speed and chance to climb high fences and increases your chance to trip on low fences. You should rest as soon as you get this moodle to get rid of it. Instead, you keep running and fighting and making it worse.
Just stop running, you walk faster than the zombies.
its getting impressive. 2 characters have survived an episode now
12:48 Kevin hopes he can find some planks - in a warehouse full of crates made of planks. 🤣
Prasinophobia: fear of the colour Green.
8:56 They killed him to punish him for walking on all that green carpet
I agree, it propably drained all energy and creativity out of him too.
Found the secret Green brother, it's Hank, John and I Hate 😂
The Cranberry’s Zombie reference was great Kevin, a true Irishman
all i heard at 0:16 was "a pear, yuck! throw that out" and i fully agree
At 8:20 that hotel floor is _green_ so no wonder he died there
Kevin could you please continue this play through because you actually did well on the last one also great vid
8:19 and the carpet is green as is the carpet in the hotel room he got stuck in
That death was karma for being on grewn
8:15 Kevin was so confused that his irish accent got out
It's surprising how many zombies wear green. The feckers.
I hope Kevin continues with this save and survivor, he actually got decently set on this run
Thank you Kevin I am currently lying on my bathroom floor feeling sick and your jokes and commentary make me feel a little better
Fun fact: everyone who touches green will eventually die.
That hotel room scene is so hilarious. 😂
These challenges are so funny Kevin. Like any in any video-game.
‘It ain’t easy hating green’ - Kermit the Frog’s self loathing alter ego
Love the project zomboid videos!!!!
Sprinting everywhere is a great way to attract zombies.
I really like your vids, this run turned out great
... Something about an Irishman going out of his way to avoid green just seems like cosmic irony. :V
wait YOU CAN BURN THE GRASS TO MAKE IT NOT GREEN!
You can always go back to that avocado. Once it's past a few days, they're not green anymore
I glad we have Kevin to keep us sane after he himself lost his sanity XDDD
nice vid btw
No, this is actually his attempts to try and spread his insanity and infect us viewers as well
the comment you copied word for word from Jim Pickens Is Our Way of Life is directly below yours on my screen
Hi bots
@@nandoskitty1723 same here,
Challenge idea:
1. Last an entire year.
2 Can't touch green. (Unless spawn on green floor)
3: For every 3 seconds you do touch grass you have to drop 1 item. (Unless zombie is wearing green. Sometimes you don't have a choice)
I do wonder: Is the overall number of zombies on the map limited or do more spawn over time? Like, would it theoretically be possible to just clear out an area entirely?
It can be either, it's a setting
2:19
"Why are all medical items green?"
It's medicinal marijuana, Kevin!
This is by far my favorite video if the Project Zomboid series
oh damn, league of legends players do this challenge irl on the daily!
Good thing he isnt afraid of red, thats basically just pacifist mode
What was the kill count on that last play through? Impressive. 🚗 🧟♀️
0:16 CHALLANGE FAILED!!!
You had to touch the pear to throw it out of the fridge!
This is what you get for being a Kermit shunner!
8:18 omg they were roommates
Absolutely great challenge and impressive to see how quick you improved. Love your PZ content coming from AmbigiousAmphibian. If you don't mind me giving a few tips for quality of life:
1. You can activate aiming outlines for melee weapons in the options. Makes it easier to fight in melee
2. You sprint too much as you loose stamina quickly. You can out-walk every default zombie if you are not injured.
3. Sitting on the floor recovers stamina way faster.
Hope this doesn't come across as patronising I just enjoy your PZ content and want you to enjoy the game some more by surviving more than a week. Love your vids and streams! Keep it up.
Would love for you to do a horror playthrough done by Pr1vateLime. Could give a few chuckles seeing you panic! :D
its funny because my old psych professor had a fear of green because of something in her youth
Why haven't I seen this???
I love these.
These self imposed limitations he puts on himself are by far my favourite thing Kevin does.
You know Kevin is new at the game when he’s getting panicked from walking in front of a hoard
Challenge Idea: Project Zomboid but I'm a caveman (unable to learn anything or use modern items. Baseball bats can be used as cave clubs. Kevin can chose if he wants to cook the food or not)