Cloud VS Sephiroth in a nutshell
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"We also played monopoly once" That explains how him and Cloud became enemies
What is this game?
What is even that game? I actually have search “FF7 monopoly”
@@jaybomb5638 Fortune Street something something
Jay Bomb Itadaki street. They just make a cameo I think.
Fortune Street Special if Google serves me well. And honestly, calling Fortune street monopoly is an understatement. It’s so brutal that I can understand why Cloud would hate him after all that.
Sephiroth, the greatest stalker Amy Rose wishes she could be.
LMAOOOO
Bro, the shade on Amy.
@@jaydendenyaj LMAOOOO
Ironically, Amy became less stalkerish as the years have gone by and now just kinda accepts having Sonic as just a friend.
@@artemis1993 Good. She got friendzoned cuz nobody likes her
This is an incredible summary of their great rivalry.
So... forcefully created and never-ending via franchise crossovers?
"Great". Yeah. Right.
Lmao. Its a funny rivalry.
@@kyzersoze8408 more like milking for fanbois but what do i know??!!🤷♂️
@@RaphaelBelmont fans are what make games successful so of course all companies milk it out with their products. That’s the sole reason why sequels exist. As long as trends don’t become exhausting its gonna be like that.
Cloud has PTSD: Post Traumatic Sephiroth Disorder
No no it's Post Traumatic Sephiroth Dispear
I-
loooooool
@@youssefgomaa2934 sory for saying this but it sounds more cool *Despair
Lmaooo
I bet!!
Cloud: "F**k you Marth, you jinx it."
Roy: *SWEATS NERVOUSLY*
best video so far of cloud and sephirot
I didn't know Sephiroth turned into Obi-Wan Kenobi
"Hello there"
Omg i didn't noticed until this
He must've watched too many prequel Star Wars movies after fighting Cloud many times.
In the french dubs of Sephiroth (Advent Children, Kingdom Hearts 1&2 and Remake) he shares the same French voice actor as Obi Wan Kenobi (Bruno Choël).
...I just thought it was funny.
He always has the high ground
@@alexandre9563 Same goes for Japanese, Toshiyuki Morikawa voices Obi-Wan Kenobi in the prequel trilogy and other stuff and Sephiroth too. :P
Sephiroth is like that toxic friend that can't seem to see his only friend have other friends without him wanting to tag along.
Sephiroth: “Hey Cloud, want dis pear?”
Cloud: “Bitch, I have so many pears I could consider it like a freshly harvested garden.”
Kirby did eat those.
Fruit Salad, Yummy yummy
Yum, no pear tastes better then dis-pear
For a guy who's never dissipated into green sparkles like everyone else, he sure has a green thumb.
"You want grape skittles instead?"
Sephiroth wanting barbeque is Alucard wanting to go for a walk.
Pretty much. Very enthusiastic barbeques.
I see you're a succubus of great culture
I understood that reference
Amazing reference-
Hellsing is a masterpiece so I thank you for the reference
Story of Cloud and Sephiroth.
Cloud: *exists*
Sephiroth: "Hello there."
*Later*
Sora: "And I took it personally... I think."
I like to call this enigma- “The Cloud Strife Effect”. Wherever Cloud goes, Seph is sure to follow.
Sephiroth rlly be like: every step you take *I'll be watching you*
Sephiroth: *”Hello there.”*
Cloud: *”General Sephiroth!* _why am I not surprised.”_
Sephiroth: *”Your Despair will make a fine addition to my collection!”*
“Cloud and Sephiroth: A Love Story...”
A thousand light years better than Twilight movies
3:55
@@kimhungnguyen8001 So true!... XDDD
Lol so true
And Still better than Twilight!... >:D
Cloud: A Mario Kart *Rip Off*
Mario: *wakes up in Nintendo*
I laughed harder at that part than I should have
Sephiroth: I'm hungry
Cloud: for what?
Sephirtoth: *Dis Pear*
Cloud: I'm just glad it wasn't barbecue.
Sephiroth : I already had Italian barbecue
*carries Mario with his sword*
Sephiroth is the best stalker in Final Fantasy franchise.
Sephiroth keeps saying “hello there,” imma start calling him Sephy-Wan Kenobi.
Sequel to this but it's sephiroth getting mad at having to fight sora again
"The Mario Kart Ripoff"
[angry Mario noise]
"The Monster Hunter ripoff"
[Angry Rathalos noise]
I swore Zelda was going to say "That really is hot."
Fuck you Marth, you jinxed it!
That part killed me! I would love to see this done in a full cg rendering. Just too damn funny!
*Cloud just enjoying a peaceful time in Smash bros*
Sephiroth: Hello darling~ Miss me?~
Cloud: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU--
i never realized what there actuly doing to cloud untill you put it in this context :P
lmao fu marth you jinxed it! in the end mario is like why the f did you drag me into this.....
Cloud: -does LITERALLY nothing-
Sephiroth: you know the rules, and so DO I!
😂😂😂😂
Supernova: SAY GOODBYE!
Cloud: I would rather fight that annoying clown-
Kefka: So Cloud,I heard you talking mad shit,ready to dust the sand off my boots?
"Also kill me"
"sure"
"ty"
This is great, I hadn't laughed that much in a long time, especially the part of the successive "hello there" of the Remake. 11/10
Marth: well, at least my nemesis doesn't follow me whatever I go
Sakurai: And for the next DLC you will have a Fire Emblem character
Smash CM: OH FOR CRIYING OUT LOUD!
Sakurai: no no, this is different, he's a Dragon
Smash CM: we already have Corrin
Sakura: no, this is a Full Dragon
Marth: Oh my Naga, Tiki is coming to Smash, I'm so exited to see my old fri...
Medeus: Hello there
Marth: Fuck!
“ I want barbecue”
“Oh shit no”
“An Italian barbecue “
“Da fuck is an Italian barbecue, oh wait Mario Oh shit”
😂 😂 😂 “**** you MARTH, you jinxed it” #TooWeak😂
1:15 Actually, Cloud doesn't fight Sephiroth until Kingdom Hearts 1.5, which Is much later xD
“Hello there.”
“**** off.”
😂
This was incredibly well done. Thanks for all your effort
The thumbnail is exactly how I fought Sephiroth in my first run of the remake. Running around waiting for the ATB
"I want bbq, a chocobo bbq" and he got to make it!
in real life Cloud: also kill ne
Chaos: NO ONE WILL TELL ME WHAT AM GOING TO DO!!!
“Good to see you.... *TWINK!”*
hello there let us save this movie from everything that happens before this 1:47
guys, square reveals a FFVII 4K HDR Advent Children.......
Cloud: I Think, i might, kill Nomura-San
It would be fecking perfect if it ended right there when Mario went “Maaaaaa” 😂😂😂
Now that they're in Sakurai's hands they're going to become best friends
.........................................YEP!! that is legit "Cloud VS Sephiroth in a nutshell"
5:34 Mario immediately woke up and was like wait who made a rip-off of MY GAME
Is anybody replaying the part where mario screams when sepiroth is about to stab him 😂
Bruh that shit had me rolling
Just remembered Cloud and Tifa got together.
why hello ther, old fiend
Mario falling asleep was so good 😂
Edit: AND THE SCREAM 😂
Obi-wan with one wing and a giant sword
I'm quickly beginning to realize that Sephiroth is the Reverse Flash of Final Fantasy to Cloud's Barry Allan.
I can't believe Lance Bass killed Chris Pratt.
Cloud: *enjoys himself for a moment*
Sephiroth: And I took that personally.
@Yol Riin Lask
Nobody:
Some zoomer on youtube's comments section calling people who shitpost "memers": *Yeah I think that sounds about right.*
@@JohnDoe-ul8cd still want dis pearz
We don’t have that here
@@admsg6404 hey me
Lmao
Cloud's Childhood was wanting to be like and following Sephiroth, now he wishes to never see him again.
Never meet your heroes kids.
Reminds me of DESGEAE 3
@@SDSXellan disgaea 3 right?
Exactly, cause heroes are people and people are ++++
Looking at you, Izuku 👀
Midoriya: But...
Cloud: *tells a dramatic story*
Mario: "I sleep"
Cloud: I was also in a mario kart rip-off
Mario: Real shit
😂😂perfect
Cloud: I was in a Monster Hunter rip-off
Rathalos: *distant roars of anger*
I actually typed that to, lol
The worried groan he did was hilarious💀
@@axessoul I think wasn't that from the one of the many Mario ghost games like Luigi's Mansion or something that was the scream not the grunt we got penetrated by the sword became BBQ
"I will never be a memory"
Jesus when he said that, he really f*cking meant it
he really did mean it. he doesn't show up in chain of memories or Re:coded
well actually Chain of Memories came out before advent children, perhaps it's a joke referencing the fact he doesn't appear in Chain of Memories despite appearing in KH1.
Cloud was HAVING too much fun in Smash.
literally it's not just for cloud it's also for us, it's been almost 24 years and we still see his face everywhere
"Of course not. You will be a meme."
Well we don't have to take the Lord's name in vain.
“Except for you, you still have to fight your boyfriend.”
"Hello darling"
@@natahtakaizumi1987 Time Out! U 2 Over There, Go Fight Him Instead! I'm Gonna Go Fight That Darth Vader Looking Guy Over There Alone
@@BardockSkywalker Great. another Bronze player playing 1v1 in a Team Game!
It still cracks me up how Sephiroth just went with it
I laugh at the fact that Cloud didn't deny that Seph is his boyfriend.
Sephiroth: I want barbecue.
Cloud: Oh sh*t.
Sephirith: An italian barbecue.
Cloud: Da f** is that, wait...
Mario: MMMMMMMMMMMMAAA...
Cloud: Mario oh s***!
Mario: *MAAAAAAAAAAAA*
And that's it
No mario games no nore
Perfectly cut scream
Cloud: Mario is, shit.
Mario: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMA
6:11
Using that soundclip of Cloud saying "Shit" is so great
For real
Yep
“Like I give a shit”
"F**K you Marth, you jinxed it."
The smash community whenever a Fire Emblem gets in.
Lol
lol
LOL
Lol
Lol
Sephy: Hey guys, we're back to Seasoning with Sephiroth, and today i'm gonna make an italian barbecue
Need the book
@@SDSXellan Cooking with Sephiroth: Dark Darkness 1.5 + 2.5 re:mix/re:make Part 1 Edition made by Tetsuya Nomura (available in all languages) release date: 2027
@@routergod2253 You are not Just A Pancake, you are the guy who made the pancake HAHAHAAH
@@yozoranotnoctis Of course, there needs to be a person who watch’s over the pancake (Just a Pancake) in this case. So the pancake itself cannot be raw or burnt. It needs to be perfect! - Sephiroth Cooking Book quote
@@routergod2253 Okay I believe you.
Cloud: breathes
Sephiroth: “...and I took that personally”
@George Ealy no that’s not justified
@@chocobocloudstrife5697 a chocobo version of me? strange
@@CloudStrife-k5x Hello other me and no I am not a real chocobo, it’s only Yuffie who change the name of my account 😒
@@chocobocloudstrife5697 lemme guess she stole some of your Materia in the mean time too huh guess this means you might be the advent children version of me instead
@@CloudStrife-k5x yeah she love materia but it is not a secret. Do you have problem with Sephiroth ?
“I want an Italian barbecue” That made me laugh so hard when Mario screamed
I can't stop replaying it 😂
Same here, and I'm italian.....wait
Oh Fuck!
*Sephiroth is inside in the House of Pixel Nova*
Sephiroth: Hello there...
@@PixelNova97 Mmmhhmmm TASTY
Lol same. MAAAAA-
@@PixelNova97 Pixel Nova: Oh shit
Cloud: *is having peace for 5 minutes*
Sephiroth: Hello there.
General Valentine
You are a bold one
Chorus: "Hel-lo There!"
"Hello there" 4:33
Hello there
Hello there
"there is no way he come to this chibi game"
"HELLO THERE"
General Valentine
Would you like to purchase a chibi sephiroth DLC
@@MMMatsuro "I'd rather kill myself."
@@therealgj995 **Sephiroth uses Supernova**
@@adriananimates7448 *Cloud explodes*
Sephiroth: *breathes*
Cloud: *Shit*
Sephi really is that one ex-boyfriend that never got over you, turned stalker....
"Hello there. Cloud."
“I will...never be a memory”
In the Remake yes it's worse lol
Sephiroth is a Yandere. Simple as that. If he was a female it would be 1000 X worse a female that stops at nothing to get to you, getting rid of anyone or anything in the way to you, going anywhere you go and always around the corner. Always in your head and your heart as something you can never get away from.
turned sociopath
My favorite things:
1. Sephiroth's Theme
2. Chibi Sephiroth with a stack of cash
3. An Italian barbecue
In summary, this video was hilarious and amazing.
4. Hello there hello there hello there
Yes
@@bloodraider9591I like how he and cloud stand side by side in a burning collapsing city
Sephiroth:
Every breath you take...
Every step you take...
I'll be watching you!
Cloud:
Why me?
Sephiroth : Cause how in all the hells a Shinra infantry guy managed to pick Zack's, previously Angeal's Buster Sword and kabob me?
Cloud: Fuck you, that’s how.
Sephiroth: See this is why I'll be watching you, you shouldn't of done that nor been able to!
@@t-greenrock404 yes
a really good song written by Sephiroth
“You still have to fight your boyfriend” THAT SENT ME OMFG
Man, I laughed so hard at that part, that I´m no longer high!!!
Sakurai: And for the next Smash fighter, we were hoping to add Cloud's lover
Square Enix: Which one?
Sakurai: The one people want to bang.
Square Enix: Which one?
Sakurai: And Cloud doesnt.
Square Enix: Oh, you mean Sephiroth?
“Oh good, at least I don’t have to seem him that much in the first game, right? Right?”
“Um..”
“Hello there.”
“Hello there.”
“Hello there.”
“Hello there.”
“Hello there.”
“Hello there.”
“Hello there.”
“Hello there.”
“Hello there.”
“Hello there.”
“Hello there.”
And it won't stop there....
@@donovanhadley2209 It’ll just keep going..
@@nasaki4348 Cloud: ah s**t
@@donovanhadley2209 Sephiroth: “Hello there.”
@@nasaki4348 Cloud: Stop being Obi-Wan for once
At this point, their rivalry just looks like one guy stalking the other cause nobody else can give the stalker that "special something" that his rival can
...Hot.
Well, at least someone else can give him the Barbecue
It's like Vegeta and Goku. Fight buddies.
@@RuneKatashima TFS' "Fight Counseling" video explores this, lol.
That’s it. You summed up the current status of their relationship perfectly.
Cloud: "A Mario Kart Rip-Off"
Mario" *WOKE*
Cloud : a monster hunter Rip-Off
Rathalos : *OLD RATHALOS EARRAP ROAR*
The sounds of Nintendo and Capcom's legal departments still being salty
"And suddently i'm adorable"
This has some meme potential
Cloud alone for 5 minutes
Sephiroth- We don’t do that here “Instantly play One wing angel theme”
Hear?
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Nomura: Let's put Cloud in this game.
*2s later*
LET'S ALSO ADD SEPHIROTH.
Anything that Nomura puts Cloud in, Sephiroth will be there.
@@worawatsr9803 well he did design them so it makes sense 🤣
Heeey! Look at me, my sister.
@@worawatsr9803 well at least Sephiroth isn't in smash 4 so Cloud can enjoy himself there
@@Tunic_ Sephiroth: *wait that's illegal*
Sephiroth: hello there
Cloud: LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE
Hello there Hello there Hello there Hello there Hello there Hello there
@@xeno6416 General Sephiroth
Fox: "Wait... there's a 'Cloud' in parts of my last name. Don't tell me I'm gonna be involved in this, too..."
@@Nod_Lucario [5 Years Later]
Fox: Finally! A completely new game that isn’t a remake of the first, and I’ve reached the end! ...Oh, what’s this, a bonus stage-?
[One-Winged Angel ensues]
Fox: ...Never thought I’d say this, but I want Andross back.
@@heroofthewest Sephiroth: Hello there
Sephiroth: GUESS WHOSE BACK
Cloud: GUESS WHOSE LEAVING~
Sephiroth: *Wait what? Come back!*
i would go back to kingdom hearts just to get away from him even if it took hearing sora's little annoying ass
So this story was about how Cloud's abusive ex boyfriend wants to have a barbeque. That explains why he's always got a fire nearby.
He just wants to grill. And Cloud ig
hes not my boyfriend he just wishes he was
@@CloudStrife-k5x why would he wish that?
I love how Nomura doesnt give a shit.
It more like he can't control the situation anymore XD
I know they’re mortal enemies, and would never actually get along, but I always like it when I see content of Cloud and Sephiroth either goofing off together, or having a normal conversation like they’re co-workers
Maybe an alternative timeline where Cloud actually get to become a first class soldier and talk with Sephiroth like friend before the Nibelhelm mountain incident.
@@huynhvuongviet2410 Why do I feel like your comment is gonna be accurate?
@@SuperMophiewell well well
@@karurosuh Don't you dare spoil me, im still playing
@@SuperMophie i haven’t even got the fucking game yet 😭 i’m avoiding spoilers too
Cloud: I’m finally having fun
Sephiroth: Waits that’s Illegal!
*When they disappeared in kh2*
Sora: they went off to fight a great battle
Meanwhile: *fights everywhere cloud runs to*
Ngl: Cloud not being in KH3 is pretty much the reason i didn't bother to buy it (that, and the gameplay looked like ass compared to KH2; I don't know whose idea it was to remove the drive forms going forward, but they should've been fired).
@@four-en-tee the fact you thought Drive forms were staying is surprising to me. Cuz i never thought that for a second.
@@four-en-tee you poor, deluded fool.
@@four-en-tee Yeah, KH3 gameplay was trash. Too floaty, too many repeats, that freaking Disney rides where the worst part of all. And that keyblade transforms were horrible replacement of the forms.
@@richardberner585 ? Either you have not played after the game was updated aka completed. Or you just sucked.
Honestly, when Sephiroth was announced as the new smash character I screamed "nooooo" as loud as I can. Because Cloud can never catch a break from Sephiroth especially since he is my main smash bros character. I felt his pain!
LETS GO, YOU AND ME, I MAIN SEPHY, LETS SEE HOW THIS GOES. I WILL GIVE YOU A CRATE OF DIS PEAR
@@jinnb146 ok, what's your ID code?
Usually people don't respond so fast, but I have to go and get NintendoOnline again. Lol
@@jinnb146 same
Sephiroth doesn't really want to mess with Cloud or take control of him, that's just an excuse to fight with him because he likes it. That's why the line "I will never be a memory", he just doesn't want Cloud to miss him...
Cloud: *Has 5 seconds of peace*
Sephiroth: No, that is not how you play the game.
Sephiroth: THE ETERNAL GAME!
Deleted scene:
2009
Cloud: Okay, Nomura-san. Why did you call me again.
Nomura: Hi, I'm directing movies again.
Cloud: But why I look edgy like in the first movie.
Nomura: Actually we are just adding 25 min to that movie, and we are goin to make again some fight scenes.
Sephiroth: Hello there. Lets fight each other again in higher quality.
Forever haunted by his PTSD demon boyfriend.
Demon? Isn’t he an alien hybrid
Post Traumatic Sephiroth Disorder
@@WUMBO_5819 Nice! Mind if I borrow this for a possible fanfic? 😂😂😂
@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley Be my guest
@@WUMBO_5819 Thanks!
Cloud: (exists)
Sephiroth: "Hello there."
General Valentine
You are a bold one
Sephiroth: *impales Cloud* WHAT ARE YOU
Cloud: an idiot barbecue chef
You mean "an choco barbecue chef"
When's Sephiroth getting his own cooking show featuring Cloud as his apprentice? Any time Cloud messes up, he gets barbecue.
Sepiroth cooking show: THIS CHOCOBO MEAT IS SO RAW, IT'S TRYING TO RUN OFF THE PLATE! YOU DONKEY!
6:04 completely killed me, there needs to be more jokes about how everyone instantly knows who it is from the first 4 notes of the song, and how the mood completely changes.
I love how this implies that Sephiroth is really just a guy with a crush on Cloud who has no idea how to show it other then being extremely annoying
Perhaps I just need to learn to start stabbing Cloud with my other Masamune...
A one-sided romance.
@@cradiculous XDDDDDDDDDDD OMG!.....
@@sephirothcrescent5768 You again? You seem to get around just fine.
@@cradiculous Hmmm?...Sure of course!... :D
Mario get stabed
Cloud: hey that's supposed to be me!
Aerith: Shit
@@TheKpa11 his first magical barbecue that got soaked by cloud in the end
Cloud: *gets jelly cus Sephy stabbed Mario instead of him* I will kill you Mario Sephy only stabs me!... *cries like a lil girl*
Sephiroth: .......I was going to stab you Cloud but he got in the way.
Cloud: Really?...
Sephiroth: Yes really so that stab meant nothing to me!...
Cloud: Yay!... *gets stabbed by sephiroth* OW!...Yay!... *proceeds to bleed till he faints from blood loss*
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Marth : You secretly want it yourself i see
@@sephirothcrescent5768 OMG l love you for this comment 😂👍✨😊👏
When sephiroth said I will never be a memory he wasn’t kidding haha
😂😂
"Thanks Nomura for this wing, I think I'm gonna keep it from now on."
Truer words were never spoke.
Funny how most of the people don't know that his black wing first appeared in kh
SPOILERS FOR FF7 AHEAD
The reason why Sephiroth basically follows Cloud everywhere he goes is actually something canon within the FF7 timeline. It's called the Reunion Theory.
The Reunion Theory is a theory made by Professor Hojo positing that when Jenova cells, once seperated, will seek to reunite and return to the main body, influencing the minds of the creatures the cells are implanted in to do so.
Professor Hojo put this theory to the test in the aftermath of the Nibelheim incident, injecting Cloud Strife and Zack Fair with Sephiroth's cells.
Sephiroth was the son of Lucrecia Crescent, who agreed to have the embryo injected with Jenova cells. This succeeded and Sephiroth was born from this experiment.
Since Cloud was injected with Sephiroth's cells and therefore has Jenova's cells within him, Cloud and Sephiroth are part of the Reunion Theory and consequently "reunite" in different games.
I don't care what the game says... Vincent is Seph's father. Hojo doesn't seem like the type that has any sexual urges regardless if it's for science. Him making other things have sex, yes but not himself.
@@blu42nj He doesn't need to physically mate with someone to sire children. It's be a cakewalk for a mad scientist like him to get the job done with a syringe and a petri dish.
so... how do i get rid of my jenova cells
@@CloudStrife-k5x That's the neat part, you don't.
@@blu42nj You speak with Hojo on the beach in FF7 as he is surrounded by women, lol. Paid to be there, I'm absolutely certain, but surrounded by women no less. He has a sex drive, as disgusting as it is to think about that. Also, Lucrecia confirms its his child in Dirge of Cerberus. She never was with Vincent, though I'd much rather that have been the case. I suppose the one silver lining (lol) is that Sephiroth looks like his moms (plural) and nothing like Hojo.
"-explain why mickey didn't have a shirt in KH1"
god dammit nomura
I'm waiting for the spin-off that explain where he got a shirt for CoM
“Ok I believe you”
I clapped because I get that reference
*Sephiroth barbecues mario*
Cloud: I thought what we had was special!
Sephiroth: NO please it was Nintendo they made me do it!!!!
Sephiroth: Forgive me my darling!...DX *is begging*
Cloud: OK fine I'll believe you... *pouts* So never do it again only I want your sword through my gut!...
Sephiroth: Ok,I'm sorry it will not happen again me darlin. DX
XDDDDDDDD
"Hello there, hello there, hello there"
Yep, sums up FF7 Remake pretty well.
Also, Italian barbecue sounds tasty
I'm Hungry Now
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Cloud never know that his spiky hair can summon his boyfriend
Indeed he shall never know!!!!!!
If Cloud shaved his hair I might have trouble recognizing him.
@@cradiculous it's OK, there are wigs. We can just pretend. ;)
Cloud: “Me and my nemesis”
Sephiroth: hey! I’m back! Marry me already.