he really did mean it. he doesn't show up in chain of memories or Re:coded well actually Chain of Memories came out before advent children, perhaps it's a joke referencing the fact he doesn't appear in Chain of Memories despite appearing in KH1.
@@axessoul I think wasn't that from the one of the many Mario ghost games like Luigi's Mansion or something that was the scream not the grunt we got penetrated by the sword became BBQ
Fortune Street Special if Google serves me well. And honestly, calling Fortune street monopoly is an understatement. It’s so brutal that I can understand why Cloud would hate him after all that.
@@chocobocloudstrife5697 lemme guess she stole some of your Materia in the mean time too huh guess this means you might be the advent children version of me instead
Sakurai: And for the next Smash fighter, we were hoping to add Cloud's lover Square Enix: Which one? Sakurai: The one people want to bang. Square Enix: Which one? Sakurai: And Cloud doesnt. Square Enix: Oh, you mean Sephiroth?
@@RaphaelBelmont fans are what make games successful so of course all companies milk it out with their products. That’s the sole reason why sequels exist. As long as trends don’t become exhausting its gonna be like that.
@@SDSXellan Cooking with Sephiroth: Dark Darkness 1.5 + 2.5 re:mix/re:make Part 1 Edition made by Tetsuya Nomura (available in all languages) release date: 2027
@@yozoranotnoctis Of course, there needs to be a person who watch’s over the pancake (Just a Pancake) in this case. So the pancake itself cannot be raw or burnt. It needs to be perfect! - Sephiroth Cooking Book quote
Sephiroth is a Yandere. Simple as that. If he was a female it would be 1000 X worse a female that stops at nothing to get to you, getting rid of anyone or anything in the way to you, going anywhere you go and always around the corner. Always in your head and your heart as something you can never get away from.
In the french dubs of Sephiroth (Advent Children, Kingdom Hearts 1&2 and Remake) he shares the same French voice actor as Obi Wan Kenobi (Bruno Choël). ...I just thought it was funny.
“Oh good, at least I don’t have to seem him that much in the first game, right? Right?” “Um..” “Hello there.” “Hello there.” “Hello there.” “Hello there.” “Hello there.” “Hello there.” “Hello there.” “Hello there.” “Hello there.” “Hello there.” “Hello there.”
@@Nod_Lucario [5 Years Later] Fox: Finally! A completely new game that isn’t a remake of the first, and I’ve reached the end! ...Oh, what’s this, a bonus stage-? [One-Winged Angel ensues] Fox: ...Never thought I’d say this, but I want Andross back.
At this point, their rivalry just looks like one guy stalking the other cause nobody else can give the stalker that "special something" that his rival can
I know they’re mortal enemies, and would never actually get along, but I always like it when I see content of Cloud and Sephiroth either goofing off together, or having a normal conversation like they’re co-workers
Maybe an alternative timeline where Cloud actually get to become a first class soldier and talk with Sephiroth like friend before the Nibelhelm mountain incident.
My favorite things: 1. Sephiroth's Theme 2. Chibi Sephiroth with a stack of cash 3. An Italian barbecue In summary, this video was hilarious and amazing.
6:04 completely killed me, there needs to be more jokes about how everyone instantly knows who it is from the first 4 notes of the song, and how the mood completely changes.
Ngl: Cloud not being in KH3 is pretty much the reason i didn't bother to buy it (that, and the gameplay looked like ass compared to KH2; I don't know whose idea it was to remove the drive forms going forward, but they should've been fired).
@@four-en-tee Yeah, KH3 gameplay was trash. Too floaty, too many repeats, that freaking Disney rides where the worst part of all. And that keyblade transforms were horrible replacement of the forms.
Honestly, when Sephiroth was announced as the new smash character I screamed "nooooo" as loud as I can. Because Cloud can never catch a break from Sephiroth especially since he is my main smash bros character. I felt his pain!
Sephiroth doesn't really want to mess with Cloud or take control of him, that's just an excuse to fight with him because he likes it. That's why the line "I will never be a memory", he just doesn't want Cloud to miss him...
Sephiroth: Forgive me my darling!...DX *is begging* Cloud: OK fine I'll believe you... *pouts* So never do it again only I want your sword through my gut!... Sephiroth: Ok,I'm sorry it will not happen again me darlin. DX XDDDDDDDD
Cloud: *gets jelly cus Sephy stabbed Mario instead of him* I will kill you Mario Sephy only stabs me!... *cries like a lil girl* Sephiroth: .......I was going to stab you Cloud but he got in the way. Cloud: Really?... Sephiroth: Yes really so that stab meant nothing to me!... Cloud: Yay!... *gets stabbed by sephiroth* OW!...Yay!... *proceeds to bleed till he faints from blood loss* XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Deleted scene: 2009 Cloud: Okay, Nomura-san. Why did you call me again. Nomura: Hi, I'm directing movies again. Cloud: But why I look edgy like in the first movie. Nomura: Actually we are just adding 25 min to that movie, and we are goin to make again some fight scenes. Sephiroth: Hello there. Lets fight each other again in higher quality.
Cus I bet Sephiroth is a masochist and that turns him on. XDDDDDDD Cloud: Why are you always doing this to me Sephiroth?!...DX Sephiroth: Cus I like it come on Cloud I've been a bad boy come beat me again if you like my dear little dominatrix!... *growls* >:D Cloud: WTF?!!! DX ARE YOU A MASOCHIST?!!!... DX Sephiroth: Indeed but just for you Cloud *le winks* SO COME TO ME BABEH!...>:D XDDDDDDDDD
Sephiroth feels like that one annoying friend who you spend a whole school year with and once you move to a different school he’s there and takes all the same classes as you.
Cloud: *Shows that he's Happy for 0,0003 second* Sephiroth: "You can find another fish in the sea, you can pretend is meant to be, but you can't stay away from me~"
Geez, poor Cloud. I didn't realize just how much he can't escape his stalker outside of _Final Fantasy Tactics_ (which I miss too). Everyone give a big, crazy hand to Marth for jinxing things; thanks a lot, Not-Lucina.
Sephiroth: *”Hello there.”* Cloud: *”General Sephiroth!* _why am I not surprised.”_ Sephiroth: *”Your Despair will make a fine addition to my collection!”*
@@heroofthewest Yup plus I don't think a restraining order would work on Sephiroth,cus Sephiroth would probs just kill the restraining order guys!...XDDDDDDD
Considering the reunion stuff and that Cloud has Sephiroth's blood in him, it doesn't seem so weird that he always knows where he is and why he follows him all the time
I’d also like to point out that Cloud and Sephiroth canonically share a psychic link and can communicate with each other at anytime. So in any case Sephiroth will always know where Cloud is and Cloud will just be drawn to him regardless
4:01 I love how Cloud, Lightning, and Noctis are all on the same team. 2:58 It is amazing how every character’s memories are muddled/lost while Cloud and Sephiroth are on the same team, but the second Sephiroth challenges Tifa (who is on the other team); Cloud steps in to take down Sephiroth “for fun”.
Cloud's *NA NI??!?!!?!?!?!?* when he found out he was working with Sephiroth is tied for him being angry at Marth for jinxing it as the funniest thing.
Nomura: " I'm making movies now. " Cloud: " Why? " One-Winged Angel starts playing. Nomura: " That's why. " XD XD XD Dog that had me gasping for air! Though I guess if I could make movies for the sole purpose of putting One-Winged Angel in them, I would too.
SPOILERS FOR FF7 AHEAD The reason why Sephiroth basically follows Cloud everywhere he goes is actually something canon within the FF7 timeline. It's called the Reunion Theory. The Reunion Theory is a theory made by Professor Hojo positing that when Jenova cells, once seperated, will seek to reunite and return to the main body, influencing the minds of the creatures the cells are implanted in to do so. Professor Hojo put this theory to the test in the aftermath of the Nibelheim incident, injecting Cloud Strife and Zack Fair with Sephiroth's cells. Sephiroth was the son of Lucrecia Crescent, who agreed to have the embryo injected with Jenova cells. This succeeded and Sephiroth was born from this experiment. Since Cloud was injected with Sephiroth's cells and therefore has Jenova's cells within him, Cloud and Sephiroth are part of the Reunion Theory and consequently "reunite" in different games.
I don't care what the game says... Vincent is Seph's father. Hojo doesn't seem like the type that has any sexual urges regardless if it's for science. Him making other things have sex, yes but not himself.
@@blu42nj He doesn't need to physically mate with someone to sire children. It's be a cakewalk for a mad scientist like him to get the job done with a syringe and a petri dish.
@@blu42nj You speak with Hojo on the beach in FF7 as he is surrounded by women, lol. Paid to be there, I'm absolutely certain, but surrounded by women no less. He has a sex drive, as disgusting as it is to think about that. Also, Lucrecia confirms its his child in Dirge of Cerberus. She never was with Vincent, though I'd much rather that have been the case. I suppose the one silver lining (lol) is that Sephiroth looks like his moms (plural) and nothing like Hojo.
Sephiroth: I want a barbecue cloud: oh shit no Sephiroth: an Italian barbecue Cloud: the fuck is an Italian barbecue? Wait mario oh shit Mario: mmaaaaaa-
Cloud: *enjoys himself for a moment*
Sephiroth: And I took that personally.
@Yol Riin Lask
Nobody:
Some zoomer on youtube's comments section calling people who shitpost "memers": *Yeah I think that sounds about right.*
@@JohnDoe-ul8cd still want dis pearz
We don’t have that here
@@admsg6404 hey me
Lmao
Cloud has PTSD: Post Traumatic Sephiroth Disorder
No no it's Post Traumatic Sephiroth Dispear
I-
loooooool
@@youssefgomaa2934 sory for saying this but it sounds more cool *Despair
Lmaooo
I bet!!
"I will never be a memory"
Jesus when he said that, he really f*cking meant it
he really did mean it. he doesn't show up in chain of memories or Re:coded
well actually Chain of Memories came out before advent children, perhaps it's a joke referencing the fact he doesn't appear in Chain of Memories despite appearing in KH1.
Cloud was HAVING too much fun in Smash.
literally it's not just for cloud it's also for us, it's been almost 24 years and we still see his face everywhere
"Of course not. You will be a meme."
Well we don't have to take the Lord's name in vain.
Cloud: *tells a dramatic story*
Mario: "I sleep"
Cloud: I was also in a mario kart rip-off
Mario: Real shit
😂😂perfect
Cloud: I was in a Monster Hunter rip-off
Rathalos: *distant roars of anger*
I actually typed that to, lol
The worried groan he did was hilarious💀
@@axessoul I think wasn't that from the one of the many Mario ghost games like Luigi's Mansion or something that was the scream not the grunt we got penetrated by the sword became BBQ
“Except for you, you still have to fight your boyfriend.”
"Hello darling"
@@natahtakaizumi1987 Time Out! U 2 Over There, Go Fight Him Instead! I'm Gonna Go Fight That Darth Vader Looking Guy Over There Alone
@@BardockSkywalker Great. another Bronze player playing 1v1 in a Team Game!
It still cracks me up how Sephiroth just went with it
I laugh at the fact that Cloud didn't deny that Seph is his boyfriend.
Cloud's Childhood was wanting to be like and following Sephiroth, now he wishes to never see him again.
Never meet your heroes kids.
Reminds me of DESGEAE 3
@@SDSXellan disgaea 3 right?
Exactly, cause heroes are people and people are ++++
Looking at you, Izuku 👀
Midoriya: But...
"We also played monopoly once" That explains how him and Cloud became enemies
What is this game?
What is even that game? I actually have search “FF7 monopoly”
@@jaybomb5638 Fortune Street something something
Jay Bomb Itadaki street. They just make a cameo I think.
Fortune Street Special if Google serves me well. And honestly, calling Fortune street monopoly is an understatement. It’s so brutal that I can understand why Cloud would hate him after all that.
"F**K you Marth, you jinxed it."
The smash community whenever a Fire Emblem gets in.
Lol
lol
LOL
Lol
Lol
Sephiroth: I want barbecue.
Cloud: Oh sh*t.
Sephirith: An italian barbecue.
Cloud: Da f** is that, wait...
Mario: MMMMMMMMMMMMAAA...
Cloud: Mario oh s***!
Mario: *MAAAAAAAAAAAA*
And that's it
No mario games no nore
Perfectly cut scream
Cloud: Mario is, shit.
Mario: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMA
6:11
Cloud: breathes
Sephiroth: “...and I took that personally”
@George Ealy no that’s not justified
@@chocobocloudstrife5697 a chocobo version of me? strange
@@CloudStrife-k5x Hello other me and no I am not a real chocobo, it’s only Yuffie who change the name of my account 😒
@@chocobocloudstrife5697 lemme guess she stole some of your Materia in the mean time too huh guess this means you might be the advent children version of me instead
@@CloudStrife-k5x yeah she love materia but it is not a secret. Do you have problem with Sephiroth ?
Using that soundclip of Cloud saying "Shit" is so great
For real
Yep
“Like I give a shit”
Cloud: *is having peace for 5 minutes*
Sephiroth: Hello there.
General Valentine
You are a bold one
Chorus: "Hel-lo There!"
"Hello there" 4:33
Hello there
Hello there
“I want an Italian barbecue” That made me laugh so hard when Mario screamed
I can't stop replaying it 😂
Same here, and I'm italian.....wait
Oh Fuck!
*Sephiroth is inside in the House of Pixel Nova*
Sephiroth: Hello there...
@@PixelNova97 Mmmhhmmm TASTY
Lol same. MAAAAA-
@@PixelNova97 Pixel Nova: Oh shit
“You still have to fight your boyfriend” THAT SENT ME OMFG
Man, I laughed so hard at that part, that I´m no longer high!!!
Sakurai: And for the next Smash fighter, we were hoping to add Cloud's lover
Square Enix: Which one?
Sakurai: The one people want to bang.
Square Enix: Which one?
Sakurai: And Cloud doesnt.
Square Enix: Oh, you mean Sephiroth?
Sephiroth:
Every breath you take...
Every step you take...
I'll be watching you!
Cloud:
Why me?
Sephiroth : Cause how in all the hells a Shinra infantry guy managed to pick Zack's, previously Angeal's Buster Sword and kabob me?
Cloud: Fuck you, that’s how.
Sephiroth: See this is why I'll be watching you, you shouldn't of done that nor been able to!
@@t-greenrock404 yes
a really good song written by Sephiroth
This is an incredible summary of their great rivalry.
So... forcefully created and never-ending via franchise crossovers?
"Great". Yeah. Right.
Lmao. Its a funny rivalry.
@@kyzersoze8408 more like milking for fanbois but what do i know??!!🤷♂️
@@RaphaelBelmont fans are what make games successful so of course all companies milk it out with their products. That’s the sole reason why sequels exist. As long as trends don’t become exhausting its gonna be like that.
Sephiroth, the greatest stalker Amy Rose wishes she could be.
LMAOOOO
Bro, the shade on Amy.
@@jaydendenyaj LMAOOOO
Ironically, Amy became less stalkerish as the years have gone by and now just kinda accepts having Sonic as just a friend.
@@artemis1993 Good. She got friendzoned cuz nobody likes her
Sephy: Hey guys, we're back to Seasoning with Sephiroth, and today i'm gonna make an italian barbecue
Need the book
@@SDSXellan Cooking with Sephiroth: Dark Darkness 1.5 + 2.5 re:mix/re:make Part 1 Edition made by Tetsuya Nomura (available in all languages) release date: 2027
@@routergod2253 You are not Just A Pancake, you are the guy who made the pancake HAHAHAAH
@@yozoranotnoctis Of course, there needs to be a person who watch’s over the pancake (Just a Pancake) in this case. So the pancake itself cannot be raw or burnt. It needs to be perfect! - Sephiroth Cooking Book quote
@@routergod2253 Okay I believe you.
Cloud: "F**k you Marth, you jinx it."
Roy: *SWEATS NERVOUSLY*
best video so far of cloud and sephirot
"And suddently i'm adorable"
This has some meme potential
Sephi really is that one ex-boyfriend that never got over you, turned stalker....
"Hello there. Cloud."
“I will...never be a memory”
In the Remake yes it's worse lol
Sephiroth is a Yandere. Simple as that. If he was a female it would be 1000 X worse a female that stops at nothing to get to you, getting rid of anyone or anything in the way to you, going anywhere you go and always around the corner. Always in your head and your heart as something you can never get away from.
turned sociopath
Sephiroth: *breathes*
Cloud: *Shit*
I didn't know Sephiroth turned into Obi-Wan Kenobi
"Hello there"
Omg i didn't noticed until this
He must've watched too many prequel Star Wars movies after fighting Cloud many times.
In the french dubs of Sephiroth (Advent Children, Kingdom Hearts 1&2 and Remake) he shares the same French voice actor as Obi Wan Kenobi (Bruno Choël).
...I just thought it was funny.
He always has the high ground
@@alexandre9563 Same goes for Japanese, Toshiyuki Morikawa voices Obi-Wan Kenobi in the prequel trilogy and other stuff and Sephiroth too. :P
Cloud: "A Mario Kart Rip-Off"
Mario" *WOKE*
Cloud : a monster hunter Rip-Off
Rathalos : *OLD RATHALOS EARRAP ROAR*
The sounds of Nintendo and Capcom's legal departments still being salty
Sephiroth is like that toxic friend that can't seem to see his only friend have other friends without him wanting to tag along.
"there is no way he come to this chibi game"
"HELLO THERE"
General Valentine
Would you like to purchase a chibi sephiroth DLC
@@MMMatsuro "I'd rather kill myself."
@@therealgj995 **Sephiroth uses Supernova**
@@adriananimates7448 *Cloud explodes*
Nomura: Let's put Cloud in this game.
*2s later*
LET'S ALSO ADD SEPHIROTH.
Anything that Nomura puts Cloud in, Sephiroth will be there.
@@worawatsr9803 well he did design them so it makes sense 🤣
Heeey! Look at me, my sister.
@@worawatsr9803 well at least Sephiroth isn't in smash 4 so Cloud can enjoy himself there
@@Tunic_ Sephiroth: *wait that's illegal*
“Oh good, at least I don’t have to seem him that much in the first game, right? Right?”
“Um..”
“Hello there.”
“Hello there.”
“Hello there.”
“Hello there.”
“Hello there.”
“Hello there.”
“Hello there.”
“Hello there.”
“Hello there.”
“Hello there.”
“Hello there.”
And it won't stop there....
@@donovanhadley2209 It’ll just keep going..
@@nasaki4348 Cloud: ah s**t
@@donovanhadley2209 Sephiroth: “Hello there.”
@@nasaki4348 Cloud: Stop being Obi-Wan for once
"Thanks Nomura for this wing, I think I'm gonna keep it from now on."
Truer words were never spoke.
Funny how most of the people don't know that his black wing first appeared in kh
Sephiroth: GUESS WHOSE BACK
Cloud: GUESS WHOSE LEAVING~
Sephiroth: *Wait what? Come back!*
i would go back to kingdom hearts just to get away from him even if it took hearing sora's little annoying ass
Sephiroth: hello there
Cloud: LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE
Hello there Hello there Hello there Hello there Hello there Hello there
@@xeno6416 General Sephiroth
Fox: "Wait... there's a 'Cloud' in parts of my last name. Don't tell me I'm gonna be involved in this, too..."
@@Nod_Lucario [5 Years Later]
Fox: Finally! A completely new game that isn’t a remake of the first, and I’ve reached the end! ...Oh, what’s this, a bonus stage-?
[One-Winged Angel ensues]
Fox: ...Never thought I’d say this, but I want Andross back.
@@heroofthewest Sephiroth: Hello there
Cloud alone for 5 minutes
Sephiroth- We don’t do that here “Instantly play One wing angel theme”
Hear?
666 likes nice
At this point, their rivalry just looks like one guy stalking the other cause nobody else can give the stalker that "special something" that his rival can
...Hot.
Well, at least someone else can give him the Barbecue
It's like Vegeta and Goku. Fight buddies.
@@RuneKatashima TFS' "Fight Counseling" video explores this, lol.
That’s it. You summed up the current status of their relationship perfectly.
I know they’re mortal enemies, and would never actually get along, but I always like it when I see content of Cloud and Sephiroth either goofing off together, or having a normal conversation like they’re co-workers
Maybe an alternative timeline where Cloud actually get to become a first class soldier and talk with Sephiroth like friend before the Nibelhelm mountain incident.
@@huynhvuongviet2410 Why do I feel like your comment is gonna be accurate?
@@SuperMophiewell well well
@@karurosuh Don't you dare spoil me, im still playing
@@SuperMophie i haven’t even got the fucking game yet 😭 i’m avoiding spoilers too
Cloud: *Has 5 seconds of peace*
Sephiroth: No, that is not how you play the game.
Sephiroth: THE ETERNAL GAME!
So this story was about how Cloud's abusive ex boyfriend wants to have a barbeque. That explains why he's always got a fire nearby.
He just wants to grill. And Cloud ig
hes not my boyfriend he just wishes he was
@@CloudStrife-k5x why would he wish that?
Sephiroth: “Hey Cloud, want dis pear?”
Cloud: “Bitch, I have so many pears I could consider it like a freshly harvested garden.”
Kirby did eat those.
Fruit Salad, Yummy yummy
Yum, no pear tastes better then dis-pear
For a guy who's never dissipated into green sparkles like everyone else, he sure has a green thumb.
"You want grape skittles instead?"
My favorite things:
1. Sephiroth's Theme
2. Chibi Sephiroth with a stack of cash
3. An Italian barbecue
In summary, this video was hilarious and amazing.
4. Hello there hello there hello there
Yes
@@bloodraider9591I like how he and cloud stand side by side in a burning collapsing city
6:04 completely killed me, there needs to be more jokes about how everyone instantly knows who it is from the first 4 notes of the song, and how the mood completely changes.
Cloud: I’m finally having fun
Sephiroth: Waits that’s Illegal!
I love how Nomura doesnt give a shit.
It more like he can't control the situation anymore XD
Cloud: (exists)
Sephiroth: "Hello there."
General Valentine
You are a bold one
"You still have to fight your boyfriend."
*smack*
"Hello, Darling~"
😂😂
I love how this implies that Sephiroth is really just a guy with a crush on Cloud who has no idea how to show it other then being extremely annoying
Perhaps I just need to learn to start stabbing Cloud with my other Masamune...
A one-sided romance.
@@2goodsharks XDDDDDDDDDDD OMG!.....
@@sephirothcrescent5768 You again? You seem to get around just fine.
@@2goodsharks Hmmm?...Sure of course!... :D
Forever haunted by his PTSD demon boyfriend.
Demon? Isn’t he an alien hybrid
Post Traumatic Sephiroth Disorder
@@WUMBO_5819 Nice! Mind if I borrow this for a possible fanfic? 😂😂😂
@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley Be my guest
@@WUMBO_5819 Thanks!
*When they disappeared in kh2*
Sora: they went off to fight a great battle
Meanwhile: *fights everywhere cloud runs to*
Ngl: Cloud not being in KH3 is pretty much the reason i didn't bother to buy it (that, and the gameplay looked like ass compared to KH2; I don't know whose idea it was to remove the drive forms going forward, but they should've been fired).
@@four-en-tee the fact you thought Drive forms were staying is surprising to me. Cuz i never thought that for a second.
@@four-en-tee you poor, deluded fool.
@@four-en-tee Yeah, KH3 gameplay was trash. Too floaty, too many repeats, that freaking Disney rides where the worst part of all. And that keyblade transforms were horrible replacement of the forms.
@@richardberner585 ? Either you have not played after the game was updated aka completed. Or you just sucked.
Sephiroth wanting barbeque is Alucard wanting to go for a walk.
Pretty much. Very enthusiastic barbeques.
I see you're a succubus of great culture
I understood that reference
Amazing reference-
Hellsing is a masterpiece so I thank you for the reference
There were so much "Hello There" I'm surprised for the lack of General Kenobi memes
Story of Cloud and Sephiroth.
Cloud: *exists*
Sephiroth: "Hello there."
*Later*
Sora: "And I took it personally... I think."
When sephiroth said I will never be a memory he wasn’t kidding haha
😂😂
Honestly, when Sephiroth was announced as the new smash character I screamed "nooooo" as loud as I can. Because Cloud can never catch a break from Sephiroth especially since he is my main smash bros character. I felt his pain!
LETS GO, YOU AND ME, I MAIN SEPHY, LETS SEE HOW THIS GOES. I WILL GIVE YOU A CRATE OF DIS PEAR
@@jinnb146 ok, what's your ID code?
Usually people don't respond so fast, but I have to go and get NintendoOnline again. Lol
@@jinnb146 same
Sephiroth doesn't really want to mess with Cloud or take control of him, that's just an excuse to fight with him because he likes it. That's why the line "I will never be a memory", he just doesn't want Cloud to miss him...
Sephiroth: *impales Cloud* WHAT ARE YOU
Cloud: an idiot barbecue chef
You mean "an choco barbecue chef"
When's Sephiroth getting his own cooking show featuring Cloud as his apprentice? Any time Cloud messes up, he gets barbecue.
Sepiroth cooking show: THIS CHOCOBO MEAT IS SO RAW, IT'S TRYING TO RUN OFF THE PLATE! YOU DONKEY!
Cloud: “Me and my nemesis”
Sephiroth: hey! I’m back! Marry me already.
I like to call this enigma- “The Cloud Strife Effect”. Wherever Cloud goes, Seph is sure to follow.
*Sephiroth barbecues mario*
Cloud: I thought what we had was special!
Sephiroth: NO please it was Nintendo they made me do it!!!!
Sephiroth: Forgive me my darling!...DX *is begging*
Cloud: OK fine I'll believe you... *pouts* So never do it again only I want your sword through my gut!...
Sephiroth: Ok,I'm sorry it will not happen again me darlin. DX
XDDDDDDDD
"-explain why mickey didn't have a shirt in KH1"
god dammit nomura
I'm waiting for the spin-off that explain where he got a shirt for CoM
Sephiroth rlly be like: every step you take *I'll be watching you*
“Ok I believe you”
I clapped because I get that reference
3:53 Sephiroth has met Cloud so many times he consider him his boyfriend
Mario get stabed
Cloud: hey that's supposed to be me!
Aerith: Shit
@@TheKpa11 his first magical barbecue that got soaked by cloud in the end
Cloud: *gets jelly cus Sephy stabbed Mario instead of him* I will kill you Mario Sephy only stabs me!... *cries like a lil girl*
Sephiroth: .......I was going to stab you Cloud but he got in the way.
Cloud: Really?...
Sephiroth: Yes really so that stab meant nothing to me!...
Cloud: Yay!... *gets stabbed by sephiroth* OW!...Yay!... *proceeds to bleed till he faints from blood loss*
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Marth : You secretly want it yourself i see
@@sephirothcrescent5768 OMG l love you for this comment 😂👍✨😊👏
Cloud never know that his spiky hair can summon his boyfriend
Indeed he shall never know!!!!!!
If Cloud shaved his hair I might have trouble recognizing him.
@@2goodsharks it's OK, there are wigs. We can just pretend. ;)
Sephiroth: Italian barbecue
Mario: screaming for help
Too late Mario😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'd like barbeque
An Italian barbecue
Mario: MAAAAAAAAAAA
5:04 "I'm broke as shit ever since then."
Just, somehow... the way that line's delivered managed to be the funniest thing in the whole video for me.
Cloud: Finally I'm in a game were I can go on with my life in piece.
*Then everything changed when the the Fire Nati- er..i mean Sephiroth attacked.*
"Hello there, hello there, hello there"
Yep, sums up FF7 Remake pretty well.
Also, Italian barbecue sounds tasty
I'm Hungry Now
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"Hello, darling." *YEETS WoLightning Rod flying*
I love that part 🤭💕👌👍✨😏
Cloud: *rests for 1 second*
Sephorth: *ONE WINGED ANGEL INTENSIFIES*
As long as Sephiroth has a fan base and there's money to be had,
he will return again.
Deleted scene:
2009
Cloud: Okay, Nomura-san. Why did you call me again.
Nomura: Hi, I'm directing movies again.
Cloud: But why I look edgy like in the first movie.
Nomura: Actually we are just adding 25 min to that movie, and we are goin to make again some fight scenes.
Sephiroth: Hello there. Lets fight each other again in higher quality.
Cloud: Sephiroth, can we please just... fight other people?
Sephiroth: Nah.
Cloud: Sh*t.
No matter how many beatdowns Cloud puts on Sephiroth, he just keeps on getting back up for more.
Cus I bet Sephiroth is a masochist and that turns him on. XDDDDDDD
Cloud: Why are you always doing this to me Sephiroth?!...DX
Sephiroth: Cus I like it come on Cloud I've been a bad boy come beat me again if you like my dear little dominatrix!... *growls* >:D
Cloud: WTF?!!! DX ARE YOU A MASOCHIST?!!!... DX
Sephiroth: Indeed but just for you Cloud *le winks* SO COME TO ME BABEH!...>:D
XDDDDDDDDD
Sephiroth: I'll keep coming back as long as you are who you are.
Poor Cloud.
Cloud : Alright then, i guess i'll crossdress again, he didn't spook me that time
Sephiroth feels like that one annoying friend who you spend a whole school year with and once you move to a different school he’s there and takes all the same classes as you.
I should give my friend Daniel a call then,that crazy guy!... XDDD
Cloud: *Shows that he's Happy for 0,0003 second*
Sephiroth: "You can find another fish in the sea, you can pretend is meant to be, but you can't stay away from me~"
Geez, poor Cloud. I didn't realize just how much he can't escape his stalker outside of _Final Fantasy Tactics_ (which I miss too). Everyone give a big, crazy hand to Marth for jinxing things; thanks a lot, Not-Lucina.
In other words Sephiroth could be see as cloud's yandere boyfriend
@@thientruongtran6086 imagine sephiroth’s yandere face
@@soon_to_emerge Oh god
"Hello there."
"General Sephiroth..."
This is so accurate lmao in 23 years, cloud and Sephiroth have fought many times with Each other. It’s like cloud can’t take a break from seph
Smash Bros characters: Galeem is the biggest threat.
Cloud: Trust me guys, he isn't..it is someone else.
Sephiroth: *”Hello there.”*
Cloud: *”General Sephiroth!* _why am I not surprised.”_
Sephiroth: *”Your Despair will make a fine addition to my collection!”*
Greatest Story Cloud Learning WHY he needs Restraining Order and His Stalker who crosses Time, Space, Death, and Reality to bother him.
Who’s going to enforce a restraining order? Master Hand?
@@heroofthewest sephiroth cut gallen in half
And i think gallen is stronger than master hand
@@Jpx0999 I rest my case.
@@heroofthewest Yup plus I don't think a restraining order would work on Sephiroth,cus Sephiroth would probs just kill the restraining order guys!...XDDDDDDD
Remember in the Just a Pancake lore Mario is Italian Zeanort
But the question is, are those lores connected?
@@firewolf950tfwgaming7 Everything is connected -like hearts- espcially if Diavolo dies in the end in both series.
okay i believe you
Considering the reunion stuff and that Cloud has Sephiroth's blood in him, it doesn't seem so weird that he always knows where he is and why he follows him all the time
I think it’s just the fact that in the end of the original, Cloud fucking kills him.
@@couriertx that too
I’d also like to point out that Cloud and Sephiroth canonically share a psychic link and can communicate with each other at anytime. So in any case Sephiroth will always know where Cloud is and Cloud will just be drawn to him regardless
@@couriertx If one can even call that his death. At this point, he is an near-unkillable parasite.
I love how Cloud is sharing his story to other characters who have recurring arch-enemies.
In kh
Sephiroth: "Also, this kid can defeat me, when you can't"
Cloud: "Shut up"
Sephiroth: ascending to his next form
Cloud in the thumbnail:
*NIGERUNDAYOO!!!*
It's cool Pichu is sephiroth's bestie now
Pichu is friends with Sephiroth 👍
Pikachu is friends with Samus 💪
Isabelle is friends with Cloud 🙏
And Cloud is best friends with Isabelle(at least in smash where doom guy has yet to arrive). Are we forgetting anyone?
5:41 Really happy you remembered that Rathalos is also in Smash too!
Even with text to speech you can feel the emotions in Cloud's voice
Cloud after he heard that he and Sephiroth are working together be like: *”I wonder if I can commit Seppuku with my sword.”*
4:01 I love how Cloud, Lightning, and Noctis are all on the same team.
2:58 It is amazing how every character’s memories are muddled/lost while Cloud and Sephiroth are on the same team, but the second Sephiroth challenges Tifa (who is on the other team); Cloud steps in to take down Sephiroth “for fun”.
Funny how the three names are in the sky talked to each other even though lightning died when noctis came
Cloud: A Mario Kart *Rip Off*
Mario: *wakes up in Nintendo*
I laughed harder at that part than I should have
"**** you Marth, you jinx it."
You kill me with that phrase XD.
Cloud's
*NA NI??!?!!?!?!?!?*
when he found out he was working with Sephiroth is tied for him being angry at Marth for jinxing it as the funniest thing.
Nomura: " I'm making movies now. "
Cloud: " Why? "
One-Winged Angel starts playing.
Nomura: " That's why. "
XD XD XD Dog that had me gasping for air! Though I guess if I could make movies for the sole purpose of putting One-Winged Angel in them, I would too.
"Dog"? Do you too worship the Canine as Gods, my good fellow?
Sephiroth: "Hello there."
Cloud: "General Sephiroth! You are a bold one."
Cloud x Sephirot, the one and true couple of FF7.
In the original Waifu wars Sephiroth X Cloud was always my winner. Never change stalker Sephiroth.
@@shannon1242 aren't they two boys , waifu is innapropriate
@@Fatnuggets1206 indeed, should be _husbando_
@@vanessavaz1187 i know , but thank you
@@Fatnuggets1206 oh wait, I actually threw this as a joke... I just figured out that the term actually exists xD
SPOILERS FOR FF7 AHEAD
The reason why Sephiroth basically follows Cloud everywhere he goes is actually something canon within the FF7 timeline. It's called the Reunion Theory.
The Reunion Theory is a theory made by Professor Hojo positing that when Jenova cells, once seperated, will seek to reunite and return to the main body, influencing the minds of the creatures the cells are implanted in to do so.
Professor Hojo put this theory to the test in the aftermath of the Nibelheim incident, injecting Cloud Strife and Zack Fair with Sephiroth's cells.
Sephiroth was the son of Lucrecia Crescent, who agreed to have the embryo injected with Jenova cells. This succeeded and Sephiroth was born from this experiment.
Since Cloud was injected with Sephiroth's cells and therefore has Jenova's cells within him, Cloud and Sephiroth are part of the Reunion Theory and consequently "reunite" in different games.
I don't care what the game says... Vincent is Seph's father. Hojo doesn't seem like the type that has any sexual urges regardless if it's for science. Him making other things have sex, yes but not himself.
@@blu42nj He doesn't need to physically mate with someone to sire children. It's be a cakewalk for a mad scientist like him to get the job done with a syringe and a petri dish.
so... how do i get rid of my jenova cells
@@CloudStrife-k5x That's the neat part, you don't.
@@blu42nj You speak with Hojo on the beach in FF7 as he is surrounded by women, lol. Paid to be there, I'm absolutely certain, but surrounded by women no less. He has a sex drive, as disgusting as it is to think about that. Also, Lucrecia confirms its his child in Dirge of Cerberus. She never was with Vincent, though I'd much rather that have been the case. I suppose the one silver lining (lol) is that Sephiroth looks like his moms (plural) and nothing like Hojo.
you can't be a memory if you just never leave the other person's sight.
"I guess our fate has been intertwined from the start, no homo"
I'm gonna steal that in casual conversation
Sephiroth: I want a barbecue
cloud: oh shit no
Sephiroth: an Italian barbecue
Cloud: the fuck is an Italian barbecue? Wait mario oh shit
Mario: mmaaaaaa-
Yes we all saw that, we can read son
Ok?