Fun-fact: That "we only brought one football to the Super Bowl" joke actually happened. In Canada. I'm actually surprised how hard this to look up but I saw this on TSN. Anyway, if I remember correctly, it was actually the Grey Cup match, it had a ridiculously high score going, with lots of field goals and conversions. Of course this was in the '50s or something, before they bothered to put up nets behind the posts to catch the balls. Well at one point, one of the players scores a touchdown, and he just happens to get up near the sidelines. I shit you not you can see on the footage a fan just rips the ball out of his hands and takes it away. And guess what? That was the last of the 30 or so regulation balls they had on them. That was the end of that game. A draw. Everyone go home. I swear that's a true story. TSN would bring it up during top 10s pretty much every year, which is weird because I can't find it online.
It's real easy to explain. So like there's some dudes on a team, right? There's some dudes on one side and some dudes on the other side (The same amount of dudes on both sides!) Then they get on the field and they have to take the ball to the side that they are facing. (That's the endzone, i'm pretty sure because it is a zone and it is at the end of the field *don't quote me*) Now the team that has the ball has the option to pass it (throw it) or run it (hand the ball to some guy and he runs with it). There are variations where the Quarterback (He is the guy who controls the ball after the snap *the snap is the start of the play when they're all like HUT and shit*) can decide to do a little fake out and pretend to hand the ball of but instead he passes the ball or maybe even does a FLEA FICKER (flicker, this is a joke i made in reference to the video because I'm trying to be funny right now) Now the guy who gets the ball has to run and not get tackled by the other team, he has to make it as far as he can. If he gets tackled, the game starts again where the ball ends up, but the team with the ball only has 4 tries to make it past 10 yds (american units!) If they make it past the 10 yds then they get 4 more tries to make it another 10 yds because GOOD FOR THEM! If they do not make 10 yds in 4 tries, the ball is given to the other team to try and to the exact same thing BUT IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION. Now usually, on the 4th try, if the team who has the ball sees that it will be difficult or impossible to claim their 10 yds on their turn, they will kick the ball as far away from their own endzone (remember that term?) so that the other team will have to work harder to cover all that area (a football field is like 100 yds or something) Look, there's more to it, but I got tired from typing...sorry. Just like google it or something, sorry for wasting your time.
Atticus Jackson Oh so that's why there are numbered lines along the field. They gradually "conquer" the lines and push towards the end-field. That makes it clearer to why they bash each other like in mosh pits. I only learned how baseball works last week, they only thing remaining is to learn how cricket works and I can see anything on satellite TV.
Mark Sanchez throws 6 interceptions, so McNabb is called out of retirement he vomits on the field, McCoy slips in it breaks his neck, first death in a Super Bowl seen by a billion people, but the defense picks up the fumble and scores....Eagles win
Tonight on UPN Sports: The Super Bowl Edition of Continue?! Watch as Paul "Piknik" Ritchey and the Philadelphia Seahawks face Dom "Hot Dog" Moschitti and the Philadelphia Patriots with star Quarterback Tom "Scoop" Brady. Its sure to be a plethora of ball-kickin', ball-throwin', ball-runnin' so bad you'll end up getting feline blindness from the amount of Sportsball you'll endure while watching this. I don't think you can handle this much jelly.
ESPNes All Time Continue Stats: Paul "Better Than Bob Dylan" Ritchey has never defeated Dom "Granola Daniel" Moschitti for a Super Bowl World Stanley Cup Series Championship Trophy Belt, can the boyhood dream come true in this episode? *EDIT* Pauled it. hahah dammit Paul you promised the world a 100 yard punt return 4 years ago and you still haven't delivered it!
It was cool seeing you guys at Magfest! I was the guy at Elevation Burger (I don't think you were there Nick, but maybe I had a Nick-sized blind spot). I hope you guys enjoyed your overpriced hotel sports bar burger as much as I did. Keep making awesome videos and being handsome.
Ironic that they said the trashman played for New England. Everyone knows he went to Philly and became the trash picking, field goal kicking Philadelphia Phenomenon.
I'm surprised you didn't pull a SouthPark at the end and made all your twitter address @Jon Doe like they did at the end of the Scientology episode LOL.
I'm going to keep a tally in my head today about how similar this game is to the actual Super Bowl XLIX and if it's similar enough we're firing Bill Belichick and hiring Dom.
The Ninja Gaiden cutscenes make this game awesome. If this game was made today they'd probably have cheerleaders with jiggle physics that can fight ninja-style throughout the stadium. And I would not complain.
It's kind of funny how some of the significant players in this game (Golden Tate and Kenbrell Thompkins) aren't even on the two teams' rosters anymore in real life. ...am I weird for knowing and noticing that?
YEAH FOOTBALL! I love that you guys play the true football game, Tecmo Bowl, to predict the winner of the Super Bowl instead of that one game with that guy from TV...Madden? I think that's what it's called. Also, I really want this prediction to come true. -Rory
Fun-fact: That "we only brought one football to the Super Bowl" joke actually happened. In Canada. I'm actually surprised how hard this to look up but I saw this on TSN.
Anyway, if I remember correctly, it was actually the Grey Cup match, it had a ridiculously high score going, with lots of field goals and conversions. Of course this was in the '50s or something, before they bothered to put up nets behind the posts to catch the balls. Well at one point, one of the players scores a touchdown, and he just happens to get up near the sidelines. I shit you not you can see on the footage a fan just rips the ball out of his hands and takes it away. And guess what? That was the last of the 30 or so regulation balls they had on them. That was the end of that game. A draw. Everyone go home.
I swear that's a true story. TSN would bring it up during top 10s pretty much every year, which is weird because I can't find it online.
A draw. The most Canadian way to end a game there is.
Josh
44th Grey Cup - November 24, 1956
Edmonton Eskimoes - 50
Montreal Alouettes - 27
Literally can't find anything about this
It wasn't a draw, Edmonton very much won. They just weren't able to convert on their last touchdown of the game.
That was actually more exciting than the super bowl.
How do you know? ARE YOU A TIME TRAVELLER?
FinalFirebrand Perhaps!
FinalFirebrand because unless they do something other than play football at the super bowl, he's right.
Nope, it wasn't.
Spoke to soon
I don't understand American football, but watching the gang play anything is entertaining.
I understand it and I had no idea what was happening
It's real easy to explain. So like there's some dudes on a team, right? There's some dudes on one side and some dudes on the other side (The same amount of dudes on both sides!) Then they get on the field and they have to take the ball to the side that they are facing. (That's the endzone, i'm pretty sure because it is a zone and it is at the end of the field *don't quote me*) Now the team that has the ball has the option to pass it (throw it) or run it (hand the ball to some guy and he runs with it). There are variations where the Quarterback (He is the guy who controls the ball after the snap *the snap is the start of the play when they're all like HUT and shit*) can decide to do a little fake out and pretend to hand the ball of but instead he passes the ball or maybe even does a FLEA FICKER (flicker, this is a joke i made in reference to the video because I'm trying to be funny right now) Now the guy who gets the ball has to run and not get tackled by the other team, he has to make it as far as he can. If he gets tackled, the game starts again where the ball ends up, but the team with the ball only has 4 tries to make it past 10 yds (american units!) If they make it past the 10 yds then they get 4 more tries to make it another 10 yds because GOOD FOR THEM! If they do not make 10 yds in 4 tries, the ball is given to the other team to try and to the exact same thing BUT IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION. Now usually, on the 4th try, if the team who has the ball sees that it will be difficult or impossible to claim their 10 yds on their turn, they will kick the ball as far away from their own endzone (remember that term?) so that the other team will have to work harder to cover all that area (a football field is like 100 yds or something) Look, there's more to it, but I got tired from typing...sorry. Just like google it or something, sorry for wasting your time.
Trust me, understanding the appeal of soccer is just as difficult.
Atticus Jackson
Oh so that's why there are numbered lines along the field. They gradually "conquer" the lines and push towards the end-field. That makes it clearer to why they bash each other like in mosh pits. I only learned how baseball works last week, they only thing remaining is to learn how cricket works and I can see anything on satellite TV.
they just need to get the ball to the goal on one side of the field. they do that for about 4 hours every game and make millions
Eagles vs Eagles! I dunno man, the Eagles might win. But the Eagles have made a decent come back and just might grasp victory from the Eagles' talons.
Yeah but you gotta factor in the Eagles choking.
-Dom
Ha ha ha the Eagles' talons
Mark Sanchez throws 6 interceptions, so McNabb is called out of retirement he vomits on the field, McCoy slips in it breaks his neck, first death in a Super Bowl seen by a billion people, but the defense picks up the fumble and scores....Eagles win
Tonight on UPN Sports: The Super Bowl Edition of Continue?! Watch as Paul "Piknik" Ritchey and the Philadelphia Seahawks face Dom "Hot Dog" Moschitti and the Philadelphia Patriots with star Quarterback Tom "Scoop" Brady. Its sure to be a plethora of ball-kickin', ball-throwin', ball-runnin' so bad you'll end up getting feline blindness from the amount of Sportsball you'll endure while watching this. I don't think you can handle this much jelly.
It makes me so happy that this is exactly 20 min long
Dom I've missed you so much. Great editing on this episode!
You guys should have so many more subs. This show makes me laugh like no other
when Dom is on the show, its truly a blessing.
Why are sports games always the most exciting episodes of Continue?
I live in Maine and even I only know Tom Brady
*****
Plz
This may be my favorite episode of Continue.
ESPNes All Time Continue Stats:
Paul "Better Than Bob Dylan" Ritchey has never defeated Dom "Granola Daniel" Moschitti for a Super Bowl World Stanley Cup Series Championship Trophy Belt, can the boyhood dream come true in this episode?
*EDIT* Pauled it.
hahah dammit Paul you promised the world a 100 yard punt return 4 years ago and you still haven't delivered it!
97 last time wasn't it
superbus starodub I believe so, I'm gonna need correspondent Josh to confirm.
I've been fooled, there's no bowling here!
Or cereal!
My gosh Kentama! We've been tricked!
Only sexy Josh.
***** but his pee hole?!
Hjälte Björkdahl Its called a Bropussy, and yaaaasssss.
Best super bowl commercial was in 2010 where the guy was tackling everyone in the office
Zach miller and derrick Coleman are both injured and not playing in the Superbowl for the Seahawks
It was cool seeing you guys at Magfest! I was the guy at Elevation Burger (I don't think you were there Nick, but maybe I had a Nick-sized blind spot). I hope you guys enjoyed your overpriced hotel sports bar burger as much as I did. Keep making awesome videos and being handsome.
ahh the memories of tecmo bowl, back then I had troy aikman, emmit smith, and michael irvin
The face at the end thoroughly spooked me.
I fucking love this music so much its been in my brain for at the very least 15 years.
I'll be going to my first Sports Ball party on Sunday and I'm 100000% sure I'll have been more entertained by this than the actual game.
Don't worry, Golden Tate. You're still a champion in my heart.
1:18 I wasn't looking up at the screen when I heard this part and thought it was Spoony!
Super Tecmo Bowl is one of the greatest games on the SNES, and hands down my favorite sports games.
Guys, thank you so much for this video. It was magical.
your profile pic freaks me out but I cant stop looking at it
That 4th down pass by Paul was pretty clutch.
Classic retelling I look forward to rewatching
I never noticed how ridiculous "PUNT KICK" was until Paul pointed it out. lol!
YES the tradition lives on!
This is so much more entertaining than the "real" Superbowl will ever be lol
That Brady to "trashman" Amendola connection at 16:39 was a super clutch play.
Ironic that they said the trashman played for New England. Everyone knows he went to Philly and became the trash picking, field goal kicking Philadelphia Phenomenon.
Wolf Guard Cody Parkey? That dude is a beast. He went 4-4 on field goals made from 50+ yards this season.
The Bob Odenkirk one was the best Sou-Boul commercial
Holy Guacamole! It's Dr. Dom D. Danger!
I have to admit, I really got into the game! Paul could've tied it in the last minute, because the Seahawks totally left a streaking Tate uncovered.
14:17 Paul channeling his inner Daniel Bryan, ironic since Bryan is from Washington and is a Seahawks fan.
I'm surprised you didn't pull a SouthPark at the end and made all your twitter address @Jon Doe like they did at the end of the Scientology episode LOL.
Paul made the correct call in throwing to Golden Tate consistently, Dude's got glue on his hands.
My birthday is on the Super Bowl coming up. Wow.
Is dom a perma member again? If so that would be fucking awesome.
I love how this is the same damn game as the new EA games.
Happy Birthday Nick! GO PATRIOTS!
Also that prediction of the teams playing the Super Bowl was too crazy. You guys are goddamn wizards.
Keep oooooooooooon Wizardin'!!!
Luke Thoennes Theeeeere you go.
Luke Thoennes Saw it coming. :)
I'm going to keep a tally in my head today about how similar this game is to the actual Super Bowl XLIX and if it's similar enough we're firing Bill Belichick and hiring Dom.
You got the second most updated version. Should've used Tecmo Super Bowl 2015. But it's closed.
Man now I wanna see Continue play Blood Bowl
The Ninja Gaiden cutscenes make this game awesome. If this game was made today they'd probably have cheerleaders with jiggle physics that can fight ninja-style throughout the stadium. And I would not complain.
"ARE YOU READY FOR SOME S*PER B^WL?! We can't afford saying the real thing,"
Call it the Superb Owl.
Things Bo knows:
- Tecmo Bowl
- Trucking the everloving shit out of Brian Bosworth that one time
- Baseball
- Career ending hip injuries
I'm glad that this was recorded before both games. I don't think I can handle another #deflategate joke.
"New England Wins!"
You predicted TWO things!
great game guys, one of the best episodes yet :D
Kembrell Tompkins actually, and he plays for the Raiders now.
This episode made me laugh so hard my bf kept turning around to ask wtf I was watching lol.
A Continue? episode regarding the Footsketball game coming up? Hey, I'm game if Cyber Bo Jackson is
At 7:49 look at the guy at the top f the screen. He goes flying lol
dom wars: dompire strikes back.
Thing is, even those 8 bit celebrations would get a fine, in today's football.
Is this game based on last year's rosters? Golden Tate is in Detroit now.
Holy shit, I want that Altered Beast shirt Dom's got. Amazing.
Another great video gentlemen. Also thanks for the lulz at MAGFest. Hennessey on me anytime =)
Even though the NFL seized the program, they still want you to like, comment, and subscribe to Continue.
Whats funny is this episode more then likely will be more interesting then the actual game itself.
8:54 Holy Moly Tom Brady is in Tecmo Super Bowl for the NES ^_^
Gah, I wish you guys would make one more side channel just for sports games. The competition cracks me up. Also...
8-BIT JJ WATT! Go Texans!
19:38 is that Val Kilmer?
These guys should commentate for the real super bowl.
1:53 a sound from my childhood
"That was great and everyone thought it was terrorists!" Paul, why do you sound so pumped about people thinking it was terrorists?
That one one Superb Owl.
pfffff haha "we slangin now!!" so funny 13:10
I only followed the Eagles when Marky Mark was on the team.
the menu sounds when they choose plays are the same as the pokemon games
Great job guys, one love
I could only imagine the deflategate jokes if this was recorded later...
I've never watched a whole football game in my life, and even I know the name Tom Brady.
Best episode ever. I had to root for Paul XD
Hey Dom, Where'd you get that sick shirt? I need that in my life
If only real football were this exciting...
I hate how fucking impossible it is to run the ball in this game.
anyways, great episode. more Dom please.
Holy Shit, I want Dom's shirt.
Paul, what can you tell us about Tecmo Super Bowl?
Guys were close!
Dom, what do I gotta do to get that Altered Beast shirt?
YEAH OLD JOSH IS BACK!
It's kind of funny how some of the significant players in this game (Golden Tate and Kenbrell Thompkins) aren't even on the two teams' rosters anymore in real life.
...am I weird for knowing and noticing that?
Not at all. Especially for the Seahawks since their turnover has been pretty high this year, at least in the receiving corps.
Is there seriously a player named Golden Taint? wtf
20:00 Wow. Spot on.
Continue? for Head Oracle 2015
Oh my god the end was horrifying.
Continue till the day I die! Baby Baaaybaaaay!
Best fuckin football fuckin game!! Never stop Continuin!!
Keep ooooooooooooooon Continuin'!!!
Wait, wrong show...
Keep on playing with DooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOM
Luke Thoennes Close.
But Achievement Hunter predicted the Seahawks to win. Whoever shall I believe?!
Wait, wasn't it the Seahawks and Patriots in the Super Bowl last year as well?
No it was the Bronco's
HisashiBuri8 Oh fuck, I should have remembered that.
noisyturtle nobody remembered.. he just googled... that sonova....
Dong Harvey
No sir I live in Washington and have been a hawks fan since Shaun Alexander and Matt Hasslebeck
HisashiBuri8
im talking about forgetting the Broncos.. they were like... gonzo to the max after such a trouncing..
Maybe next year they can play one of the NFL Blitz games. Best football games ever.
Blood Bowl is rad
In before a swarm of people point out these guys TOTALLY called SB 2015.
I was playing Dragon Warrior VII for PS1 today and found a silk bustier and immediately went to Porn Hub
This Superbowl was better than the real one
YEAH FOOTBALL!
I love that you guys play the true football game, Tecmo Bowl, to predict the winner of the Super Bowl instead of that one game with that guy from TV...Madden? I think that's what it's called.
Also, I really want this prediction to come true.
-Rory
Yeah, it's Madden. Due to an exclusivity licensing agreement, they've been the only guys who could make official NFL games for like 10 years now.
Haha, thanks for that. I was making a joke of the series, though.
-Rory
That super bowl ending, lost my shit; congrats Patriots ;)
Where can I buy this game :0?
I need to get this awesome game. this is way better to play than Madden
Dom wins nicest glasses.