RATING YOUR HILARIOUSLY CRINGEY ANIME HAIKUS

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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

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  • @TheAnimeMan
    @TheAnimeMan  7 лет назад +3057

    Been a while since we did a Twitter participation video.
    Decided to spice up the editing a little more, so hope you enjoy it.
    If you want more of these, make sure to like and share the video and follow me on Twitter.

    • @jackychen9347
      @jackychen9347 7 лет назад +12

      Quality at its finest

    • @syndarius
      @syndarius 7 лет назад +2

      The Anime Man no you have to remember that the best quote to remember with traps is "It's a TRAP!!!!!!!"

    • @santaisnotrealkids1741
      @santaisnotrealkids1741 7 лет назад

      The Anime Man how can show you fan art

    • @bones2799
      @bones2799 7 лет назад +3

      "F" U PUT FAIRY TAIL THERE UR WIFU IS TTTRRRRAASSSHHHHHHHHH

    • @thorfinn518
      @thorfinn518 7 лет назад

      The Anime Man it's would be great to see more of this :) so funny

  • @wiggogahnstrom6845
    @wiggogahnstrom6845 7 лет назад +2377

    He protec
    He Attac
    But most importantly...
    He thinks your poetry is WHACC

    • @BlitzyRPG
      @BlitzyRPG 7 лет назад +20

      k

    • @thatguy9686
      @thatguy9686 7 лет назад +22

      He protec
      He attac
      But most importantly
      This is one of the most shittiest normie meme formats in the history of 9GAG and iFunny, these things have been appearing everywhere by stupid fucking normies. It's making me want to die.

    • @LiterallyRain
      @LiterallyRain 6 лет назад +8

      Lee Nate The funny part is, I've never heard it before, even as someone actively reading comment sections. Because I don't fucking browse 9GAG

    • @weebwithadream8260
      @weebwithadream8260 5 лет назад

      Cats can't talk to dogs
      Your waifu don't talk to trash
      Why talk to herself?

    • @justsomeperson980
      @justsomeperson980 5 лет назад

      T w T

  • @moshi1224
    @moshi1224 7 лет назад +1190

    OH NO, HOLY SHIT
    Is that a mother fucking
    JoJo's reference?

    • @shafaet1194
      @shafaet1194 7 лет назад +35

      #Fail, you put 6 syllables in the first sentence.

    • @catastropooks8381
      @catastropooks8381 7 лет назад +20

      fix the first line to "HOLY FUCKING SHIT" instead of "OH MY GOD, HOLY SHIT" and you're g

    • @username84476
      @username84476 7 лет назад +3

      You fucked up

    • @uraroo
      @uraroo 7 лет назад +26

      It wasn't a JoJo reference, but IT WAS ME, DIO!

    • @moshi1224
      @moshi1224 7 лет назад +8

      Oh fuck, you're right. And I'm the one who's always making fun of other people for messing up their haiku.

  • @kitscott6814
    @kitscott6814 7 лет назад +289

    seven syllables
    are in THIS specific line
    but only five here

    • @fj094t58qjf
      @fj094t58qjf 5 лет назад +10

      anime haiku
      sometimes they do not make sense
      refrigerator

    • @Andie0422
      @Andie0422 5 лет назад +4

      A haiku about haiku noice

  • @sofihye5746
    @sofihye5746 7 лет назад +492

    I love how Joey adds a waterfall sound clip during all those Haikus!

    • @artistflare9072
      @artistflare9072 7 лет назад +26

      Zoeboo Gaming I didint notice till u mentioned it

    • @evi3476
      @evi3476 7 лет назад +30

      +Artist Flare How could you not notice

    • @brianna3275
      @brianna3275 7 лет назад +1

      Holy shit I didn't notice that either 😂

    • @roderickahrens5539
      @roderickahrens5539 7 лет назад

      It sounded like typing to me.

    • @sundaypavlidou5022
      @sundaypavlidou5022 7 лет назад

      that is sarcasm right? xd

  • @meitesho7900
    @meitesho7900 7 лет назад +955

    Stop hiding the facts
    Shrek is the best animu
    Donkey best waifu

    • @hugomautner8270
      @hugomautner8270 6 лет назад +6

      Genius

    • @debashisMyt
      @debashisMyt 5 лет назад +1

      Shrek is not a anime

    • @hmmmhmmm3410
      @hmmmhmmm3410 5 лет назад +23

      @@debashisMyt r/wooooooooooooooosh

    • @cryoforceyeet8893
      @cryoforceyeet8893 5 лет назад +17

      @@debashisMyt not only that you didn't get the joke,Shrek is actually anime because all animation is anime

    • @mitroujk
      @mitroujk 5 лет назад +1

      Shrok is best waifu what u talkin bout

  • @SenpieX
    @SenpieX 7 лет назад +498

    Wait, is he pissing every times he reads one?

    • @vv-wn2xg
      @vv-wn2xg 7 лет назад +57

      Wait hold on a sec,
      When he reads his twitter feed,
      He proceeds to piss?

    • @joy4210
      @joy4210 7 лет назад +7

      Lol

    • @mochann1133
      @mochann1133 6 лет назад +5

      the answer may shock you

  • @raihaamjad4467
    @raihaamjad4467 6 лет назад +600

    When it showed Haikyuu!! I just died xD

  • @Leon024
    @Leon024 7 лет назад +261

    Tsuns are not bitches
    They are just misunderstood
    written by gigguk

  • @char244
    @char244 7 лет назад +334

    They call me sokka
    That is in the water tribe
    I am not an oaf

    • @Jay.T4NA
      @Jay.T4NA 7 лет назад +3

      LOOOOOOOOL

    • @LeannahW
      @LeannahW 7 лет назад +18

      I remember watching that episode on the edge of my seat getting so hype though I love haikus

    • @grumpysmurf127
      @grumpysmurf127 7 лет назад +14

      shout out to the reference

    • @tarabletv
      @tarabletv 7 лет назад +8

      Charlette OConnor YES. You win the prize for BEST REFERENCE

  • @梨-i5l
    @梨-i5l 7 лет назад +289

    I watch anime,
    To escape my boring life,
    2D is safer.

    • @theramendutchman
      @theramendutchman 7 лет назад +4

      Oh well... That's a bit too much of the truth bomb, don't you think?

    • @梨-i5l
      @梨-i5l 7 лет назад +8

      I am from England,
      Our humour is cynical.
      Blame British Weather.

    • @theramendutchman
      @theramendutchman 7 лет назад +2

      I'm from Netherlands
      But have British Family
      Can say, our weather's worse!

    • @梨-i5l
      @梨-i5l 7 лет назад +4

      Interesting, Fons.
      Holiday Destination,
      Netherlands is good.

  • @artydomi2466
    @artydomi2466 7 лет назад +1532

    In other news Aki is almost at one million subs!

    • @jackisaboy5663
      @jackisaboy5663 7 лет назад +16

      Yay for Aki!

    • @gustavofring8709
      @gustavofring8709 7 лет назад +8

      9 views....238 likes WTF RUclips?

    • @alandumphrey7476
      @alandumphrey7476 7 лет назад +4

      Artydomi I love Aki but you just posted that for the upvotes

    • @animequestions248
      @animequestions248 7 лет назад +3

      Aki > rest of anime youtuber community

    • @laurenkillzone4337
      @laurenkillzone4337 7 лет назад +1

      Ben Turner whoa dude no need to attack the chick/dude? (profile name is a fictional MALE character while picture is a fictional FEMALE character)

  • @yoshikagekira5086
    @yoshikagekira5086 7 лет назад +373

    *J O J O R E F R E N C E*

  • @cooldude56g
    @cooldude56g 7 лет назад +456

    These donuts are good.
    Jelly filled, my favorite
    No these aren't rice balls....

    • @darthr0xas363
      @darthr0xas363 6 лет назад +8

      Elliott Berryman Actually, it is 7. Jell-y, 2, filled, 1, my, 1, fa-vor'ite, 3. Now, I might be wrong, but that's what google showed. Which, if that's the case, means that the one at 4:28 is actually 8 syllables in the middle.

    • @foxtrotgaming4684
      @foxtrotgaming4684 6 лет назад

      One day I woke up
      And then I watched one punch man
      The best anime

    • @kakashi_approves2370
      @kakashi_approves2370 6 лет назад +2

      Elliott Berryman The middle one is correct. It is 7 syllables. The last line is not correct though because it only has 6.

    • @theallaroundnerd9889
      @theallaroundnerd9889 6 лет назад +2

      Kakashi_Approves last line is correct. It had 5 syllables. Aren't is one syllable because you don't read it as "are not".

    • @AC9123
      @AC9123 5 лет назад

      @@darthr0xas363 you can pronounce it as either "fave-rite" or "fa-vo-rite"
      depends on how fast you're talking lol

  • @hoshinawa3498
    @hoshinawa3498 7 лет назад +170

    Assassination
    Is taught to 13 year olds
    And I had no life...

    • @gwacha3757
      @gwacha3757 7 лет назад +1

      They're 15-16

    • @em0ra_1
      @em0ra_1 6 лет назад

      gwacha ツ they are 14

    • @itslapisnotbob8368
      @itslapisnotbob8368 6 лет назад

      I know you aren't referencing Killua Zoldyck but I'm just going to pretend you are to make myself feel better

    • @kiwikarp9509
      @kiwikarp9509 6 лет назад

      Faye_Noctua674
      If you replace 13 year olds with middle schoolers it will still work.

  • @aru9071
    @aru9071 7 лет назад +368

    ''You are amazing'' Aww
    ''I hope you are happy'' Aww
    ''But I'm kirito'' F
    XD

  • @xscottybugattix
    @xscottybugattix 6 лет назад +110

    He likes me not you
    And his name is Subaru
    I'm Emillia

  • @adelrayen6808
    @adelrayen6808 7 лет назад +485

    what is a haikyu
    well it is an animu
    about volleyball

    • @tarynlm1553
      @tarynlm1553 7 лет назад +4

      😂😂😂👏👏👏

    • @WTFKerFlims
      @WTFKerFlims 7 лет назад +12

      Haikyuu**

    • @Dumbassfeature
      @Dumbassfeature 7 лет назад +4

      I just started watching it then I see this 😂

    • @hello6224
      @hello6224 7 лет назад +16

      a haikyuu haiku.

    • @scarlettaleman5111
      @scarlettaleman5111 7 лет назад +5

      adel rayen 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @xavierjacobs4624
    @xavierjacobs4624 7 лет назад +312

    Those haikus were great
    now I must accept my fate
    and find a new mate
    I'm sorry

  • @azientx2729
    @azientx2729 6 лет назад +126

    Roses are Red
    Violets are Blue
    wait this isn't right
    THIS ISN'T A HAIKU

  • @spacefox6689
    @spacefox6689 7 лет назад +344

    Rem is best girl
    Emilia is fine but
    Really Subaru?

    • @stopreadingthisusername9528
      @stopreadingthisusername9528 6 лет назад +17

      I'm blocking you on Club Penguin

    • @hornitako7006
      @hornitako7006 6 лет назад +14

      Rem is pretty great
      But she has killed him before
      He keeps his distance

    • @rookiekuundere612
      @rookiekuundere612 6 лет назад +3

      The number of syllables are wrong D-, but A+ for A1 reference

    • @aurora7554
      @aurora7554 5 лет назад +2

      @@mikacchi0
      Not sure how you count your syllables, but the syllables for the haiku above (Emma) is:
      4
      7
      5
      The right amount of syllables for a haiku should be:
      5
      7
      5

    • @pointinggun3915
      @pointinggun3915 5 лет назад +1

      U mean Rem is the best girl

  • @quinnr8215
    @quinnr8215 7 лет назад +411

    Why am I deceased
    Something killed my soul today
    The Sword art online

  • @violetsuwu
    @violetsuwu 6 лет назад +126

    Pepto bismol blood
    Despair and hope are best bois
    junko don't you dare
    Danganronpa lyfe

  • @TakoBoi123
    @TakoBoi123 7 лет назад +474

    I'm just here for the Jojo reference

    • @miraclelag4124
      @miraclelag4124 7 лет назад +22

      TakoBoi everyone id

    • @gyrogogozeppeli3686
      @gyrogogozeppeli3686 7 лет назад +18

      TakoBoi jojo reference is the reason I'm alive .

    • @robinkoh6830
      @robinkoh6830 7 лет назад +23

      Writing haiku's hard
      But diavolo got this
      Becuase it just works

    • @dedboss1621
      @dedboss1621 7 лет назад

      I did lmao

    • @kevinrivera6434
      @kevinrivera6434 7 лет назад +19

      It's a bit crude but
      When I saw Mona Lisa
      I got a boner

  • @thanglongnguyenvu3815
    @thanglongnguyenvu3815 7 лет назад +44

    This needs a part 2 !

  • @chloegrace_3224
    @chloegrace_3224 6 лет назад +41

    I love how Joey is Rating there poems like
    C=for couch
    B=for bullshit
    H=for #relatable
    D=for depression
    T=for trap
    L=for lonely
    😂😂 bhahaha love it

  • @tandju4922
    @tandju4922 7 лет назад +492

    fun fact: 'dio' in italian means god
    #nobodycares

    • @nik4520
      @nik4520 7 лет назад +24

      Tandju Already knew that #ditto

    • @jennalblackmore
      @jennalblackmore 7 лет назад +3

      Theory: Will and Caesar worship Dio

    • @rapukori
      @rapukori 7 лет назад +11

      ...crap...THE NEXT PART: VENTO AUREO, IS IN ITALY. SKKWKWKWKFHEJW GIORNO JUST CALLS HIS DAD GOD??? INSTEAD OF DAD?? OR DIO???

    • @tandju4922
      @tandju4922 7 лет назад +2

      ValoraAngel 'giorno' means day

    • @pumpkingamebox
      @pumpkingamebox 7 лет назад +5

      I was about to call you out. But then remembered that Deus is Latin

  • @drakeylivingston
    @drakeylivingston 7 лет назад +249

    Pomf pomf kimochi
    Onii-chan what's this sticky
    stuff on me pomf pomf

  • @boat378
    @boat378 5 лет назад +40

    watching two years late
    still want to participate
    your content is great

  • @Leon024
    @Leon024 7 лет назад +495

    Nico nico nii
    Anata no hato ni
    Nico nico nii

    • @HarryLin
      @HarryLin 7 лет назад +3

      lol I sent the Japanese version of this to Joey on Twitter, and clearly he didn't pick it. Sad

    • @ratio1037
      @ratio1037 7 лет назад +27

      cringes into another dimension

    • @IzaTRex
      @IzaTRex 7 лет назад +1

      Omg why is that so perfect? XD

    • @ItsKateLive
      @ItsKateLive 7 лет назад

      Leon Leee Yes.

  • @hyprz5
    @hyprz5 7 лет назад +73

    i dont have twitter
    Feeling very left out now
    *cries in the corner

    • @milo1395
      @milo1395 7 лет назад +3

      Same here.

    • @animeotaku6558
      @animeotaku6558 7 лет назад +4

      hyprz5 I'm not the only one 😑👍

    • @pdp6839
      @pdp6839 5 лет назад

      I just found it...
      damn it

  • @xMistaDawg
    @xMistaDawg 5 лет назад +72

    Arararagi
    That is one too many "ra's"
    kamimashita

    • @pdp6839
      @pdp6839 5 лет назад +1

      Why is this is so underrated? damn it

    • @cueiyo6906
      @cueiyo6906 4 года назад +1

      6
      7
      5
      You tried

    • @bradleychilds4492
      @bradleychilds4492 4 года назад +6

      @@cueiyo6906 pretty sure arararagi is 5 man

    • @cueiyo6906
      @cueiyo6906 4 года назад

      @@bradleychilds4492 oh k

    • @plateaus4635
      @plateaus4635 4 года назад

      Ha ha ha

  • @ffs2410
    @ffs2410 7 лет назад +78

    Cute ice-skating nerd,
    Meets a really hot mentor
    Yeah, it's really gay

  • @benjaminsambol
    @benjaminsambol 7 лет назад +47

    I'm a simple man
    I hear "You're already dead",
    And I say "Nani?!"

  • @ameliabraybrooke6405
    @ameliabraybrooke6405 7 лет назад +36

    How did I miss this?
    I had a really good one.
    but now you won't know.

  • @justfrxnz2621
    @justfrxnz2621 7 лет назад +61

    I came here because there's *A MUTHAFUCKING JOJO'S REFERENCE!*

    • @Niiru-s2k
      @Niiru-s2k 7 лет назад +3

      Breathing is a reference to hamon.
      Everything is a jaja kooky quest reference.

  • @jintehiddink701
    @jintehiddink701 7 лет назад +95

    Everybody dies
    In madoka magica
    It got me crying

  • @galexis3824
    @galexis3824 6 лет назад +209

    2:10
    rObErT ?!??!

    • @lovehaya33
      @lovehaya33 6 лет назад +4

      Galexis been a year but I thought no one would notice him

    • @lovehaya33
      @lovehaya33 6 лет назад +1

      Galexis i am sorry if i am anonnying

    • @succubusgflylith
      @succubusgflylith 6 лет назад +1

      mE TOO

  • @kosakikumiko8533
    @kosakikumiko8533 7 лет назад +142

    Shrek Haiku:
    Shrek is my waifu
    Best anime of the year
    Onions have layers

  • @milknight5181
    @milknight5181 7 лет назад +350

    You are my senpai
    My only senpai
    You give me dokis
    And shades of gtrey
    You'll never noticed me
    But I still love you
    You're sugoi, kawaii desu ne

  • @boboadobo21
    @boboadobo21 6 лет назад +35

    Anime is life
    Being otaku is life
    My life is a lie
    Lol...I tried 😅

  • @JC-jz6rx
    @JC-jz6rx 7 лет назад +130

    i didnt find this cringy, thought some of it was pretty good.
    my summer school english teacher told me haikus are good for the soul.
    wait a minute

    • @glazingdonut
      @glazingdonut 7 лет назад +1

      Juan Alonso is that a watashi wo hanasanaide reference?

    • @Capta1nTD
      @Capta1nTD 7 лет назад

      +GlazingOtaku What's that anime about?

  • @satanloona2100
    @satanloona2100 7 лет назад +24

    finally, the Chinese Cartoon Dude has spoken.
    *CORY IN THE HOUSE IS THE GREATEST ANIME OF ALL TIMES*

  • @whirldraws_753
    @whirldraws_753 6 лет назад +77

    Anime fandoms
    Are obsessed with yaoi things
    Someone make it stop

    • @NoobNoob-ss5hs
      @NoobNoob-ss5hs 5 лет назад +4

      A necessity.
      Even I do not complain
      The lack of Yuri.

    • @despicablepenguin
      @despicablepenguin 4 года назад

      @Esther V. Oh my gods that rhymes too

  • @sillyg00fyg00ber
    @sillyg00fyg00ber 7 лет назад +72

    Anytime you said trap it just reminded me of Narancia for some reason.
    Jojo ref.

    • @noname8354
      @noname8354 6 лет назад +1

      Alpha Hybrid I feel like I'm the only one who knew he was a guy the first time I saw him

    • @Spinboyyyyy
      @Spinboyyyyy 6 лет назад

      Narancia is gay
      And so are his fucking friends
      Part 5 never comes

    • @againstitself2625
      @againstitself2625 6 лет назад

      Random Person I know. Like, I don't get why people say he's a trap.

  • @jaydahlopez2330
    @jaydahlopez2330 7 лет назад +70

    Oh damn your hair is looking...
    FINE

  • @soysaucezzies
    @soysaucezzies 7 лет назад +32

    You are amazing
    I hope you are happy
    But I'm kirito
    *THEY GOT AN INSTANT F!*

  • @strictlyworse_mk7108
    @strictlyworse_mk7108 7 лет назад +69

    There's always time for a JoJo's meme!!!

  • @BlitzyRPG
    @BlitzyRPG 7 лет назад +35

    Haiku spaghetti
    Count syllables is too hard, spaghetti
    Hard like my haiku
    And my spaghetti
    Much sauce ready already
    Im not drunk i swear-y

  • @apandasinsanity6611
    @apandasinsanity6611 6 лет назад +23

    My Haiku:
    Boku No Pico,
    You got any bleach with you
    [Insert more content]
    Edit: I wondered what happened to high school of the dead....Ooooooof
    (Sorry not sorry)

  • @eclispe_splash8133
    @eclispe_splash8133 7 лет назад +61

    Joey...you gave your self a -D for Dio didn't you?

  • @medagan221
    @medagan221 7 лет назад +1059

    Nico nico nii
    Nico nico nico nii
    Nico nico nii
    Edit:
    i'm sorry, and yes, it is indeed a really bad joke

    • @coolin262
      @coolin262 7 лет назад +16

      hands down the best one

    • @khylaacosta220
      @khylaacosta220 7 лет назад +11

      ChenChan time BRILLIANT

    • @energy7425
      @energy7425 7 лет назад +2

      Solangelo is
      Not part of this fandom eh
      You mentioned Nico

    • @Orginer
      @Orginer 7 лет назад +1

      no

    • @jacketbagel8336
      @jacketbagel8336 7 лет назад +5

      Lol someone from CDawg fandom did the same Poem 😂😂

  • @mexicanseal
    @mexicanseal 5 лет назад +15

    JoJo's is awesome
    SO NO CHI NO SADAME
    JoJo Reference

    • @Karasugou_
      @Karasugou_ 5 лет назад

      Awkward Seal this is good

  • @matheusaragao7640
    @matheusaragao7640 7 лет назад +72

    You were expecting a Haiku
    But it was me
    Dio

    • @dogegay6126
      @dogegay6126 7 лет назад +4

      Matwry wrong you mean diego

    • @inkgirl3250
      @inkgirl3250 6 лет назад +2

      Matwry Beautiful!

    • @kaylaa2204
      @kaylaa2204 6 лет назад

      Doge gay
      He meant Dio. Have you not seen the meme?

  • @themerryweeb9962
    @themerryweeb9962 7 лет назад +722

    I like anime
    But for fucking sake please do
    *Not lewd the lolis.*

    • @aguywholikememes5403
      @aguywholikememes5403 7 лет назад +22

      I LIKE AN I ME = 5
      BUT FOR FUCK ING SAKE PLEASE DO = 7
      NOT LEWD THE LOL IS = 5
      This is a real haiku

    • @katpie1192
      @katpie1192 7 лет назад +10

      *snaps* Truer words have never been spoken.......

    • @username84476
      @username84476 7 лет назад +4

      I LIKE AN I ME = 5
      BUT FOR FUCK ING SAKE PLEASE = 6
      DONT LEWD THE LOL IS = 5
      It's not wtf

    • @themerryweeb9962
      @themerryweeb9962 7 лет назад

      McFlexmatish - Just edited it again.

    • @username84476
      @username84476 7 лет назад

      The Weeb appreciated

  • @sirmicothesilly
    @sirmicothesilly 7 лет назад +106

    I am very lonely
    Hello dear religious friend
    How do I hide body?
    (Shiki reference I think)

  • @caffe1n8ed
    @caffe1n8ed 7 лет назад +25

    "Anime in just four words"
    "Anime haikus"
    Are you trying to be jacksfilms m8? xD

    • @yangdam7799
      @yangdam7799 7 лет назад +1

      Finally someone said it!!!

  • @IgnatiusBlaze4
    @IgnatiusBlaze4 7 лет назад +18

    You should have made a video letting us know on youtube as I don't have a twitter...
    I was a master
    of Haiku in Middle School,
    was 10 years ago.
    Akame Ga Kill
    my favorite Anime
    fav character.... dead.
    my fav character
    dead just like my hopes and dreams
    cry inside slowly.

    • @IgnatiusBlaze4
      @IgnatiusBlaze4 7 лет назад

      Over one thousand
      looks like a dragon loli
      is it a cougar?
      Dragon Loli Bae
      Lamia, mermaid, slime bae
      anime is weird
      Vampire, Succubus
      Wolf Goddess bae... I'm fucked up?
      ...... It's snowing in Mount Fuji.

  • @jackythenotsopedoguy9974
    @jackythenotsopedoguy9974 7 лет назад +282

    I've got roses are red poems
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Omae wa mou
    SHINDEIRU

  • @jennalblackmore
    @jennalblackmore 7 лет назад +23

    Ah heck I gotta try one of these.....
    I did not know you
    liked that anime JoJo's
    *Now* you get respect.

  • @romitbhaumik2252
    @romitbhaumik2252 7 лет назад +298

    ORA ORA O
    RA ORA ORA ORA
    ORA ORA O

    • @kayeyeo9656
      @kayeyeo9656 7 лет назад +23

      YARE YARE DA
      ZE YARE YARE DA ZE
      YARE YARE DA

    • @rizrizhaha
      @rizrizhaha 7 лет назад +13

      ZA WARUDO ZA
      WARUDO ZA WARUDO
      ZA WARUDO ZA

    • @johncenanotreal
      @johncenanotreal 7 лет назад +13

      RODA RORA DA
      MUDA MUDA MUDA WRYYYYYYYYYY
      KONO DIO DA

    • @nitya404
      @nitya404 7 лет назад +17

      NANI NANI NA
      NI NANI NANI NANI
      OH NO HOLY SHIT

    • @rapukori
      @rapukori 7 лет назад +3

      ARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARI-- ARRIVEDERCI!

  • @liavaldez1837
    @liavaldez1837 6 лет назад +9

    Trials👏Of👏Apollo👏 Reference👏Example👏
    My last performance,
    Some old lady drops the mic,
    And kills everyone

  • @charles_blancas
    @charles_blancas 7 лет назад +67

    Sonic Boom is good
    Game Grumps is an anime
    It's snowing on Mount Fuji

  • @Egg_thing
    @Egg_thing 7 лет назад +150

    Let's all admit it
    We are all here for one thing
    The Jojo reference

    • @seantaylor2683
      @seantaylor2683 7 лет назад +2

      reference is three syllables

    • @noah3c165
      @noah3c165 7 лет назад +2

      SakurakoO.O
      I came because my fren said there was RobertIDK

  • @diablobutai839
    @diablobutai839 6 лет назад +18

    Kazuma satou
    Misfortune befalls you cause
    Aqua is useless
    Feels bad man.. lol

    • @hornitako7006
      @hornitako7006 6 лет назад +4

      Kazuma save me
      Please, Kazuma! Kazuma!
      Hai, Kazuma desu

  • @seungkwansbuttismyaestheti6078
    @seungkwansbuttismyaestheti6078 7 лет назад +121

    Who noticed the Carat at 6:59 !?!??
    ............
    Just me? Okay, I'll leave...

    • @hailey7361
      @hailey7361 7 лет назад +8

      Seungkwan's butt Is my aesthetic yepp 😂😂😂

    • @amyharland4844
      @amyharland4844 7 лет назад +13

      It was meeee! :D

    • @ayaa1764
      @ayaa1764 7 лет назад +11

      Seungkwan's butt Is my aesthetic I didn't see until you pointed it out😂 Yay more Carats!

    • @snoopylvr218
      @snoopylvr218 7 лет назад +3

      AYYY

    • @brainless-kois
      @brainless-kois 7 лет назад +2

      Seungkwan's butt Is my aesthetic nope

  • @shafaet1194
    @shafaet1194 7 лет назад +19

    I eat rice all day
    But I sleep all day too
    I have no life, *cries*

  • @DoctorShroom
    @DoctorShroom 5 лет назад +9

    My favorite show?
    It's Fullmetal Alchemist.
    "Edward Onii-san."

  • @Celza
    @Celza 7 лет назад +37

    When you miss the chance to be on an Animeman video because you missed it on Twitter... :/

    • @Bathala
      @Bathala 7 лет назад +13

      I think that's too bad.
      I missed the Twitter post, too.
      Oh, well. C'est la vie.

    • @attitudeRKO1
      @attitudeRKO1 7 лет назад +1

      Hatake Kyun I can't just pass by without noticing that haiku and appreciating it
      that haiku was good
      I can't be but recognizing
      best of luck next time

  • @watergloob
    @watergloob 7 лет назад +64

    Is it a haiku?
    Or if it's not, a poem?
    No, it is just me.

    • @weebwithadream8260
      @weebwithadream8260 5 лет назад +1

      Cats can't talk to dogs
      Your waifu don't talk to trash
      Why talk to herself?

  • @Mikadodoco
    @Mikadodoco 7 лет назад +23

    7x5 and 5x7 huh...isn't that make you remember something?

  • @Yes-gc7hm
    @Yes-gc7hm 7 лет назад +67

    KONO DIO DA!
    WRYYYYYY!
    ROADA RORA DA!

  • @kyoko9470
    @kyoko9470 7 лет назад +58

    Omg I died laughing 😂
    I need more of these.... ^^

    • @WeAreSoup
      @WeAreSoup 7 лет назад +21

      Oh my god I died
      laughing, I need more of these
      dot dot dot dot face
      Fixed it for you

    • @gigadrenado156
      @gigadrenado156 7 лет назад

      אלון ירושלמי Hero

  • @cheesecakelasagna
    @cheesecakelasagna 5 лет назад +2

    You don’t have to always count syllables, just sing the haikus with the melody Jacksfilms made.

  • @Username_Haoto
    @Username_Haoto 7 лет назад +239

    We're not weeaboos
    You have watched anime too
    Join us~, Otaku

    • @kailawheeler9974
      @kailawheeler9974 7 лет назад +1

      Haoto Akiyama sorry but you messed up

    • @Username_Haoto
      @Username_Haoto 7 лет назад

      FairlyLocalOtaku Because of "watched? "

    • @sunnyoinkz
      @sunnyoinkz 7 лет назад

      Haoto Akiyama
      The first line is six syllables

    • @Username_Haoto
      @Username_Haoto 7 лет назад

      Was it because of "weeaboos?"
      I thought it was pronounced as "we-boos"

    • @sunnyoinkz
      @sunnyoinkz 7 лет назад +4

      Yeah, weeaboos is pronounced "wee-ah-boos"

  • @audroraa
    @audroraa 7 лет назад +40

    Omg RobertIDK at 2:09!!!

  • @UltraClubOnline
    @UltraClubOnline 6 лет назад +8

    4:58 is where I died of laughter.

  • @Egg_thing
    @Egg_thing 7 лет назад +34

    Haikus are easy
    I watch too much Jacksfilms tho
    That song really helps
    (*the music he uses when he reads the haikus)

    • @caffe1n8ed
      @caffe1n8ed 7 лет назад +4

      Ayyy fam squad *dabs while spinning my fidget spinner*

    • @Sepulgurath
      @Sepulgurath 7 лет назад +1

      Joey is now the anime version of Jacksfilms confirmed. The only thing missing is the forehead. He must be hiding it beneath his hair...

    • @SpectralUmbreon197
      @SpectralUmbreon197 7 лет назад

      Guus Thijssen JoesFilms

  • @j-horsessaddle2614
    @j-horsessaddle2614 7 лет назад +12

    6:59
    Joshua Hong
    Isn't an anime
    Seventeen notamona boom boom

    • @TheSignalTower
      @TheSignalTower 7 лет назад +3

      j-horse's saddle
      I fixed it:
      Joshua Hong says
      Slip into the diamond life
      It is Aju Nice

  • @norukamo
    @norukamo 5 лет назад +3

    "Liking traps is not gay."
    - Joeycchi (2017)

  • @GreatlordShadox
    @GreatlordShadox 7 лет назад +126

    8:21
    Translate from German

    • @revelmonger
      @revelmonger 7 лет назад

      I don't get it....

    • @GreatlordShadox
      @GreatlordShadox 7 лет назад +6

      Twitter was offering to translate the tweet at 8:21 from German

    • @onoe6007
      @onoe6007 7 лет назад

      crazy shit.

    • @yamagawa9830
      @yamagawa9830 7 лет назад

      when did the word "Bewbs" become german? tweeter is drunk lol

  • @pastella2485
    @pastella2485 7 лет назад +26

    I like fairy tail
    Don't judge me Joey-Senpai
    It was my first one

  • @introvert3964
    @introvert3964 4 года назад +18

    Hm, she’s really cute
    I think I’ll confess to her
    Oh no, it’s a trap

    • @milettneon
      @milettneon 4 года назад

      Beautiful 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • @kxrimuu
    @kxrimuu 7 лет назад +101

    Yuri on ice is gay
    Really really really gay
    But I fucking love it

    • @shafaet1194
      @shafaet1194 7 лет назад +8

      #Fail, you put 6 syllables in the first sentence.

    • @username84476
      @username84476 7 лет назад +4

      That was 6 7 6 so you done fucked up boi

    • @brightamiii
      @brightamiii 7 лет назад +9

      Kitteny14 lemme show you how it's done kiddo
      Yuri on Ice is
      Really really really gay
      I am gay too lol

    • @estebe9665
      @estebe9665 7 лет назад +13

      hmhm nah okay wait
      yuri on ice is
      really really really gay
      fuck nvm im gay too lmao

    • @IgnatiusBlaze4
      @IgnatiusBlaze4 7 лет назад +2

      6
      7
      6.... its suppose to be 5, 7, 5

  • @bryanko8248
    @bryanko8248 7 лет назад +22

    I'm out in the hall
    Cuz I forgot my homework
    Mogami river

  • @Swordkiller55623
    @Swordkiller55623 6 лет назад +5

    All these Anime Haikus
    But they never expect me
    THE MIGHTY DIO!

  • @mlordisdrawing3250
    @mlordisdrawing3250 7 лет назад +34

    my mum told me to get a life and stop watching anime.
    but at the age of 12 i love yaoi

    • @SweetSinger789
      @SweetSinger789 7 лет назад +6

      zen Same... I discovered hentai at the age of 5, found and loved yaoi and yuri at the age of 9 and have loved anime since my whole life. I've had a pretty unfulfilling childhood but it was worth it.

    • @WeAreSoup
      @WeAreSoup 7 лет назад +1

      Of course zen senpai baka. I watched anime for my entire lifeu and I'm not only a sugoi yaoi fan, I sacrifice an inanimate fetus to kirito every day under a cherry tree

  • @noctis7298
    @noctis7298 7 лет назад +48

    Kikyo is dead
    Kirara is on fire
    JUST SHUT UP AND SIT!!

    • @noctis7298
      @noctis7298 7 лет назад +2

      Shipo: now he's dead (not part of haiku... Obviously)

    • @katherinewaldroop8364
      @katherinewaldroop8364 7 лет назад

      I appreciate this.

    • @HeartAino193
      @HeartAino193 7 лет назад

      Great Inuyasha reference there.

    • @squeeb899
      @squeeb899 7 лет назад +1

      YAAAAASSSSSS MAAAHH CCHHIILLLDDD

    • @louisng114
      @louisng114 7 лет назад +1

      Your first line only has 4 syllables...

  • @oyaji9248
    @oyaji9248 6 лет назад +5

    I just realized joey put a one piece t-shirt

  • @vivianl6991
    @vivianl6991 7 лет назад +21

    DID ANYONE SEE ROBERTIDK

    • @aniya7724
      @aniya7724 6 лет назад +2

      Vivian Lee I was searching for this comment! XD

  • @username84476
    @username84476 7 лет назад +224

    Why can't people count
    syllables it's not that hard
    Are you all Bakas?

  • @megaawesomesupreme
    @megaawesomesupreme 5 лет назад +3

    What did you expect?
    Just a regular haiku?
    KONO DIO DA!

  • @milknight5181
    @milknight5181 7 лет назад +71

    Japan use Kanji
    keep the weeaboos away
    kawaii desu (ka?)

    • @milknight5181
      @milknight5181 7 лет назад +3

      Ninja Cat 「忍者 猫」 aww man, when you pronounced desu it kinda sounds like "des" so I was wondering whether or not to count it as one or two syllables ...rip my Japanese

    • @Marina.a11
      @Marina.a11 7 лет назад

      "Is it cute?" No, it's really ugly. Sorry

    • @alephquartz
      @alephquartz 7 лет назад

      desu sounds like des so it is one syllable, you were right.

    • @alephquartz
      @alephquartz 7 лет назад

      oh i see, but technically です is two hiragana symbols, but one syllable in the english language. But that makes sense.

    • @CottidaeSEA
      @CottidaeSEA 7 лет назад

      Let's solve the problem. Make it into a statement. Kawaii desu. I am a fucking glorious genius.

  • @turtlecommanderchief6576
    @turtlecommanderchief6576 7 лет назад +142

    H A I K U S

    • @justaderp784
      @justaderp784 7 лет назад +5

      Early Squad hit them fergie I do know what a Haiku is boi😘

  • @travelingartist1762
    @travelingartist1762 7 лет назад

    When the ads pop UP
    "NO I HAVE THREE PERCENT NOW"
    NO POOPING ADS NOW
    (Not anime haiku)

  • @stackey1769
    @stackey1769 7 лет назад +179

    SAO is real bad
    Kirito is super sad
    Asuna is dad

    • @vedal1358
      @vedal1358 7 лет назад +2

      Why and how does this work?

    • @stackey1769
      @stackey1769 7 лет назад +2

      Vedal I have no clue

    • @vedal1358
      @vedal1358 7 лет назад +3

      Sachichu Clue i've none of it
      Clueless i am yes indeed
      Why did I write this

    • @dragon3010lol
      @dragon3010lol 7 лет назад +2

      S A O is real bad 6
      Ki ri to is su per sad 7
      A su na is dad 5
      Does not work

    • @vedal1358
      @vedal1358 7 лет назад

      dragon3010lol I read it as "SAO's real bad"

  • @fanu3p900
    @fanu3p900 7 лет назад +8

    FUCK THIS VIDEO WAS JUST UPLOADED AND ALREADY 168 likes someone lives on you tube XD

  • @fishboness
    @fishboness 6 лет назад +7

    Oh my God captainsauce heck yes freaking love his videos

  • @tacocactuscomedy4876
    @tacocactuscomedy4876 7 лет назад +14

    Gimme a haiku.
    dude: gives him haikyuu
    me: SOMEONE CALL 9111 IMMA DIE CUZ OF DIS DUDE

    • @oliviarussin7012
      @oliviarussin7012 7 лет назад

      Can you even count?
      I can but it seems you can't,
      That is such a shame.

  • @Climzi13
    @Climzi13 7 лет назад +39

    Guts is fucking strong
    Cause Griffith did nothing wrong
    HE IS OFF THE BOAT