RATING YOUR HILARIOUSLY CRINGEY ANIME HAIKUS
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
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Quality at its finest
The Anime Man no you have to remember that the best quote to remember with traps is "It's a TRAP!!!!!!!"
The Anime Man how can show you fan art
"F" U PUT FAIRY TAIL THERE UR WIFU IS TTTRRRRAASSSHHHHHHHHH
The Anime Man it's would be great to see more of this :) so funny
OH NO, HOLY SHIT
Is that a mother fucking
JoJo's reference?
#Fail, you put 6 syllables in the first sentence.
fix the first line to "HOLY FUCKING SHIT" instead of "OH MY GOD, HOLY SHIT" and you're g
You fucked up
It wasn't a JoJo reference, but IT WAS ME, DIO!
Oh fuck, you're right. And I'm the one who's always making fun of other people for messing up their haiku.
Why am I deceased
Something killed my soul today
The Sword art online
A+
Pizza Was Here thanks, did you make a haiku
A for Asuna
:O
Steph R SS+++
I came here because there's *A MUTHAFUCKING JOJO'S REFERENCE!*
Breathing is a reference to hamon.
Everything is a jaja kooky quest reference.
How did I miss this?
I had a really good one.
but now you won't know.
Who noticed the Carat at 6:59 !?!??
............
Just me? Okay, I'll leave...
Seungkwan's butt Is my aesthetic yepp 😂😂😂
It was meeee! :D
Seungkwan's butt Is my aesthetic I didn't see until you pointed it out😂 Yay more Carats!
AYYY
Seungkwan's butt Is my aesthetic nope
"1 guy, 4 hookers, how many years in jail?"
My haiku is shit
I'm trying to make it Rhyme
I think I just failed
OH MY FUCKING GOD!
IS THAT A MADAFACKIN
JOJO'S REFERENCE?
See the thing, Joey
Is that I’m a poet too
Have more poems then
Seeing as I’m here
I might as well leave a like
Already subscribed
Oh wait, done before
So, have more haikus I guess?
Whatever my man
Let’s keep going ‘cause
Why the heck not? It’s not like
I need sleep... at all...
I’m gonna go then
While I’m ahead of the pack
Or am I behind?
you should have said the rate for the perfect anime haiku like this"A!PLUS!PLUS!PLUS!PLUS!PLUS!PLUS!PLUS!PLUS!PLUS!PLUS!!!!!"
jojo reference
Fun Fact: the reason why anime character's eyes are so big, is because Osamu Tezuka (the Godfather of Anime) drew inspiration from Walt Disneys Cartoon characters.
That's right, you can thank Walt Disney for giant anime eyes.
Dude please shave your beard
You look better without it
Dude. Just shave your beard
How did I miss this
Fuck me it's now two months old
Haiku is laifu
She didn't think it would come so quickly either.
Boku No Pico -
A show that taught me something,
How to tie a noose.
He protec
He Attac
But most importantly...
He thinks your poetry is WHACC
k
He protec
He attac
But most importantly
This is one of the most shittiest normie meme formats in the history of 9GAG and iFunny, these things have been appearing everywhere by stupid fucking normies. It's making me want to die.
Lee Nate The funny part is, I've never heard it before, even as someone actively reading comment sections. Because I don't fucking browse 9GAG
Cats can't talk to dogs
Your waifu don't talk to trash
Why talk to herself?
T w T
seven syllables
are in THIS specific line
but only five here
anime haiku
sometimes they do not make sense
refrigerator
A haiku about haiku noice
Wait, is he pissing every times he reads one?
Wait hold on a sec,
When he reads his twitter feed,
He proceeds to piss?
Lol
the answer may shock you
Nico nico nii
Anata no hato ni
Nico nico nii
Nguyen Ngoc Canh Huy Please give me call when you can tell how this even worked out...
Nguyen Ngoc Canh Huy
Illuminati: “Don’t fucking move”
Nguyen Ngoc Canh Huy I give you N for Nico Nico Ni!
what do you want
Nguyen Ngoc Canh Huy well time for you to go to the bottom of hell
When it showed Haikyuu!! I just died xD
Raiha Amjad lmao sammmmeeeeeeeee
i already know that someone's gonna post haikyuu
saw it coming
XD YEP
Ok
Tsuns are not bitches
They are just misunderstood
written by gigguk
Leon Leee
It's not that I like you,
But I subscribed to you!
BAKA BAKA BAKA!
Leon Leee I'm pretty "bitches" is one syllable
Bitch-es
isn't it like Bi-ches
I failed english, let's not talk bout it ;p
what is a haikyu
well it is an animu
about volleyball
😂😂😂👏👏👏
Haikyuu**
I just started watching it then I see this 😂
a haikyuu haiku.
adel rayen 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Stop hiding the facts
Shrek is the best animu
Donkey best waifu
Genius
Shrek is not a anime
@@debashisMyt r/wooooooooooooooosh
@@debashisMyt not only that you didn't get the joke,Shrek is actually anime because all animation is anime
Shrok is best waifu what u talkin bout
*J O J O R E F R E N C E*
Da Worldu
` ` ZA WARUDO IS ABUSED BY ZA SUN! ` `
happy urepi yoropiku ne!
H A Y A T O
These donuts are good.
Jelly filled, my favorite
No these aren't rice balls....
Elliott Berryman Actually, it is 7. Jell-y, 2, filled, 1, my, 1, fa-vor'ite, 3. Now, I might be wrong, but that's what google showed. Which, if that's the case, means that the one at 4:28 is actually 8 syllables in the middle.
One day I woke up
And then I watched one punch man
The best anime
Elliott Berryman The middle one is correct. It is 7 syllables. The last line is not correct though because it only has 6.
Kakashi_Approves last line is correct. It had 5 syllables. Aren't is one syllable because you don't read it as "are not".
@@darthr0xas363 you can pronounce it as either "fave-rite" or "fa-vo-rite"
depends on how fast you're talking lol
I like anime
But for fucking sake please do
*Not lewd the lolis.*
I LIKE AN I ME = 5
BUT FOR FUCK ING SAKE PLEASE DO = 7
NOT LEWD THE LOL IS = 5
This is a real haiku
*snaps* Truer words have never been spoken.......
I LIKE AN I ME = 5
BUT FOR FUCK ING SAKE PLEASE = 6
DONT LEWD THE LOL IS = 5
It's not wtf
McFlexmatish - Just edited it again.
The Weeb appreciated
''You are amazing'' Aww
''I hope you are happy'' Aww
''But I'm kirito'' F
XD
I watch anime,
To escape my boring life,
2D is safer.
Oh well... That's a bit too much of the truth bomb, don't you think?
I am from England,
Our humour is cynical.
Blame British Weather.
I'm from Netherlands
But have British Family
Can say, our weather's worse!
Interesting, Fons.
Holiday Destination,
Netherlands is good.
They call me sokka
That is in the water tribe
I am not an oaf
LOOOOOOOOL
I remember watching that episode on the edge of my seat getting so hype though I love haikus
shout out to the reference
Charlette OConnor YES. You win the prize for BEST REFERENCE
In other news Aki is almost at one million subs!
Yay for Aki!
9 views....238 likes WTF RUclips?
Artydomi I love Aki but you just posted that for the upvotes
Aki > rest of anime youtuber community
Ben Turner whoa dude no need to attack the chick/dude? (profile name is a fictional MALE character while picture is a fictional FEMALE character)
Those haikus were great
now I must accept my fate
and find a new mate
I'm sorry
A+
A+++++
Attack on titan
Guess what, we have season 2
Joey you were wrONG
Angela Bruno ARMY!!
Angela Bruno in a couple days season 3 is coming out
Oooooh! Jin!
Yep. Season 3 is about 3 days away! Yay!!!
@@fionasemini can you stfu
I love how Joey adds a waterfall sound clip during all those Haikus!
Zoeboo Gaming I didint notice till u mentioned it
+Artist Flare How could you not notice
Holy shit I didn't notice that either 😂
It sounded like typing to me.
that is sarcasm right? xd
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
wait this isn't right
THIS ISN'T A HAIKU
ORA ORA O
RA ORA ORA ORA
ORA ORA O
YARE YARE DA
ZE YARE YARE DA ZE
YARE YARE DA
ZA WARUDO ZA
WARUDO ZA WARUDO
ZA WARUDO ZA
RODA RORA DA
MUDA MUDA MUDA WRYYYYYYYYYY
KONO DIO DA
NANI NANI NA
NI NANI NANI NANI
OH NO HOLY SHIT
ARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARI-- ARRIVEDERCI!
Nico nico nii
Anata no hato ni
Nico nico nii
lol I sent the Japanese version of this to Joey on Twitter, and clearly he didn't pick it. Sad
cringes into another dimension
Omg why is that so perfect? XD
Leon Leee Yes.
He likes me not you
And his name is Subaru
I'm Emillia
Pomf pomf kimochi
Onii-chan what's this sticky
stuff on me pomf pomf
Drakey Lvingston YUSSSSSSS
Amazing m8 xDD
FBI get down
Assassination
Is taught to 13 year olds
And I had no life...
They're 15-16
gwacha ツ they are 14
I know you aren't referencing Killua Zoldyck but I'm just going to pretend you are to make myself feel better
Faye_Noctua674
If you replace 13 year olds with middle schoolers it will still work.
Pepto bismol blood
Despair and hope are best bois
junko don't you dare
Danganronpa lyfe
I'm just here for the Jojo reference
TakoBoi everyone id
TakoBoi jojo reference is the reason I'm alive .
Writing haiku's hard
But diavolo got this
Becuase it just works
I did lmao
It's a bit crude but
When I saw Mona Lisa
I got a boner
Nico nico nii
Nico nico nico nii
Nico nico nii
Edit:
i'm sorry, and yes, it is indeed a really bad joke
hands down the best one
ChenChan time BRILLIANT
Solangelo is
Not part of this fandom eh
You mentioned Nico
no
Lol someone from CDawg fandom did the same Poem 😂😂
Arararagi
That is one too many "ra's"
kamimashita
Why is this is so underrated? damn it
6
7
5
You tried
@@cueiyo6906 pretty sure arararagi is 5 man
@@bradleychilds4492 oh k
Ha ha ha
fun fact: 'dio' in italian means god
#nobodycares
Tandju Already knew that #ditto
Theory: Will and Caesar worship Dio
...crap...THE NEXT PART: VENTO AUREO, IS IN ITALY. SKKWKWKWKFHEJW GIORNO JUST CALLS HIS DAD GOD??? INSTEAD OF DAD?? OR DIO???
ValoraAngel 'giorno' means day
I was about to call you out. But then remembered that Deus is Latin
watching two years late
still want to participate
your content is great
Sameeee lol 😂
i dont have twitter
Feeling very left out now
*cries in the corner
Same here.
hyprz5 I'm not the only one 😑👍
I just found it...
damn it
I love how Joey is Rating there poems like
C=for couch
B=for bullshit
H=for #relatable
D=for depression
T=for trap
L=for lonely
😂😂 bhahaha love it
Don't forget B for bewbs
Cute ice-skating nerd,
Meets a really hot mentor
Yeah, it's really gay
2:10
rObErT ?!??!
Galexis been a year but I thought no one would notice him
Galexis i am sorry if i am anonnying
mE TOO
Rem is best girl
Emilia is fine but
Really Subaru?
I'm blocking you on Club Penguin
Rem is pretty great
But she has killed him before
He keeps his distance
The number of syllables are wrong D-, but A+ for A1 reference
@@mikacchi0
Not sure how you count your syllables, but the syllables for the haiku above (Emma) is:
4
7
5
The right amount of syllables for a haiku should be:
5
7
5
U mean Rem is the best girl
You are my senpai
My only senpai
You give me dokis
And shades of gtrey
You'll never noticed me
But I still love you
You're sugoi, kawaii desu ne
jesus fucking christ throwbacks
alex she 😂
THERE NEEDS TO BE MORE LIKE YOU.
milknight brilliant
I love This XDDD
Hm, she’s really cute
I think I’ll confess to her
Oh no, it’s a trap
Beautiful 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
I'm a simple man
I hear "You're already dead",
And I say "Nani?!"
Omg I died laughing 😂
I need more of these.... ^^
Oh my god I died
laughing, I need more of these
dot dot dot dot face
Fixed it for you
אלון ירושלמי Hero
Anime is life
Being otaku is life
My life is a lie
Lol...I tried 😅
8:21
Translate from German
I don't get it....
Twitter was offering to translate the tweet at 8:21 from German
crazy shit.
when did the word "Bewbs" become german? tweeter is drunk lol
*MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE?*
Holy crap is this a jojo reference im seeing??!?!? ^^^^
lelouch lmao
Ash Cujoh ledouche*
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Nino the tree
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
Anime fandoms
Are obsessed with yaoi things
Someone make it stop
A necessity.
Even I do not complain
The lack of Yuri.
@Esther V. Oh my gods that rhymes too
H A I K U S
Early Squad hit them fergie I do know what a Haiku is boi😘
There's always time for a JoJo's meme!!!
Gogin Milencess *JoJo reference
You are amazing
I hope you are happy
But I'm kirito
*THEY GOT AN INSTANT F!*
Shrek Haiku:
Shrek is my waifu
Best anime of the year
Onions have layers
Somebody once told
Me the world's gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest
by far best one
Haiku spaghetti
Count syllables is too hard, spaghetti
Hard like my haiku
And my spaghetti
Much sauce ready already
Im not drunk i swear-y
We're not weeaboos
You have watched anime too
Join us~, Otaku
Haoto Akiyama sorry but you messed up
FairlyLocalOtaku Because of "watched? "
Haoto Akiyama
The first line is six syllables
Was it because of "weeaboos?"
I thought it was pronounced as "we-boos"
Yeah, weeaboos is pronounced "wee-ah-boos"
i didnt find this cringy, thought some of it was pretty good.
my summer school english teacher told me haikus are good for the soul.
wait a minute
Juan Alonso is that a watashi wo hanasanaide reference?
+GlazingOtaku What's that anime about?
JoJo's is awesome
SO NO CHI NO SADAME
JoJo Reference
Awkward Seal this is good
Sonic Boom is good
Game Grumps is an anime
It's snowing on Mount Fuji
5
7
7
Change that.
yes. i wanted to do a it's snowing on mount fuji joke aswell. glad to see you did it
The first "It's snowing on mount Fuji" I've seen so far.
A+++
You fucked up
Why can't people count
syllables it's not that hard
Are you all Bakas?
Why can't people seem
To learn the proper usage
Of apostrophes?
Lord American Your a jerk
jk lolol I know how to use those
That enjambment though.
Syllables is 2 syllables
Kazuma satou
Misfortune befalls you cause
Aqua is useless
Feels bad man.. lol
Kazuma save me
Please, Kazuma! Kazuma!
Hai, Kazuma desu
Joey...you gave your self a -D for Dio didn't you?
Wait hold on joey
Did you just give yourself a
D for Dio m8?
IceFire Dragon #DICKSOUTFORDIOMUDAMUDAMUDA
D stands for.....
DEEZ NUTS
Japan use Kanji
keep the weeaboos away
kawaii desu (ka?)
Ninja Cat 「忍者 猫」 aww man, when you pronounced desu it kinda sounds like "des" so I was wondering whether or not to count it as one or two syllables ...rip my Japanese
"Is it cute?" No, it's really ugly. Sorry
desu sounds like des so it is one syllable, you were right.
oh i see, but technically です is two hiragana symbols, but one syllable in the english language. But that makes sense.
Let's solve the problem. Make it into a statement. Kawaii desu. I am a fucking glorious genius.
My Haiku:
Boku No Pico,
You got any bleach with you
[Insert more content]
Edit: I wondered what happened to high school of the dead....Ooooooof
(Sorry not sorry)
Let's all admit it
We are all here for one thing
The Jojo reference
reference is three syllables
SakurakoO.O
I came because my fren said there was RobertIDK
Yuri on ice is gay
Really really really gay
But I fucking love it
#Fail, you put 6 syllables in the first sentence.
That was 6 7 6 so you done fucked up boi
Kitteny14 lemme show you how it's done kiddo
Yuri on Ice is
Really really really gay
I am gay too lol
hmhm nah okay wait
yuri on ice is
really really really gay
fuck nvm im gay too lmao
6
7
6.... its suppose to be 5, 7, 5
I've got roses are red poems
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Omae wa mou
SHINDEIRU
NANI?!
Nani
Nani da fuq
NANI?!?!?
NANI?!
KONO DIO DA!
WRYYYYYY!
ROADA RORA DA!
Yukio I ROLAH*
Yukio I *HINJAKU HINJAKU! WRYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Yukio I WRYYYYYYY
DIOOO
OOOOOOO
OOOOO!
I like fairy tail
Don't judge me Joey-Senpai
It was my first one
My favorite show?
It's Fullmetal Alchemist.
"Edward Onii-san."
I'm not *first*
I'm not *early*
I'm *On Time*
Sloggo Doggo, nor late.
"A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to"
Ah heck I gotta try one of these.....
I did not know you
liked that anime JoJo's
*Now* you get respect.
I missed out on this and am months late. I must make a haiku! Here goes...
Desu desu, ne
I am a weeaboo, kay
Notice me, senpai.
finally, the Chinese Cartoon Dude has spoken.
*CORY IN THE HOUSE IS THE GREATEST ANIME OF ALL TIMES*
Everybody dies
In madoka magica
It got me crying
2 soon
it got me cheering
I'm not crying I just have some Madoka Magica in my eye
7x5 and 5x7 huh...isn't that make you remember something?
Kitsune Akila 35?
Kitsune Akila is it a kiss him, not me reference?
No
kiss him not me?
When you miss the chance to be on an Animeman video because you missed it on Twitter... :/
I think that's too bad.
I missed the Twitter post, too.
Oh, well. C'est la vie.
Hatake Kyun I can't just pass by without noticing that haiku and appreciating it
that haiku was good
I can't be but recognizing
best of luck next time
"Anime in just four words"
"Anime haikus"
Are you trying to be jacksfilms m8? xD
Finally someone said it!!!
I am very late
2019 is the date
I am very sad....
I am very late
2020 is the date
I am very sad...
I am very late
2020 is not good
There's covid-19
Kikyo is dead
Kirara is on fire
JUST SHUT UP AND SIT!!
Shipo: now he's dead (not part of haiku... Obviously)
I appreciate this.
Great Inuyasha reference there.
YAAAAASSSSSS MAAAHH CCHHIILLLDDD
Your first line only has 4 syllables...
I am very lonely
Hello dear religious friend
How do I hide body?
(Shiki reference I think)
Not a haiku, 6, 7, 6?
You didn't do a correct haiku mate
my mum told me to get a life and stop watching anime.
but at the age of 12 i love yaoi
zen Same... I discovered hentai at the age of 5, found and loved yaoi and yuri at the age of 9 and have loved anime since my whole life. I've had a pretty unfulfilling childhood but it was worth it.
Of course zen senpai baka. I watched anime for my entire lifeu and I'm not only a sugoi yaoi fan, I sacrifice an inanimate fetus to kirito every day under a cherry tree
You were expecting a Haiku
But it was me
Dio
Matwry wrong you mean diego
Matwry Beautiful!
Doge gay
He meant Dio. Have you not seen the meme?
Guys it's not that hard
to make a proper haiku
so stop failing plz
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Im not first
Neither are you
If you are reading this read homestuck I like your name ^•^
Gimme a haiku.
dude: gives him haikyuu
me: SOMEONE CALL 9111 IMMA DIE CUZ OF DIS DUDE
Can you even count?
I can but it seems you can't,
That is such a shame.
Trials👏Of👏Apollo👏 Reference👏Example👏
My last performance,
Some old lady drops the mic,
And kills everyone
Anytime you said trap it just reminded me of Narancia for some reason.
Jojo ref.
Alpha Hybrid I feel like I'm the only one who knew he was a guy the first time I saw him
Narancia is gay
And so are his fucking friends
Part 5 never comes
Random Person I know. Like, I don't get why people say he's a trap.
I'm out in the hall
Cuz I forgot my homework
Mogami river
i approve
Ora ora ora ora ora
I haven't even watched JoJo's
My life is worthless
I eat rice all day
But I sleep all day too
I have no life, *cries*