Dirty Old Man Tricks Woman *Funny Joke* 😂
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- Опубликовано: 25 авг 2024
- This is a joke our photographer told us. I’m pretty sure it’s been around for decades. Hopefully you enjoy a laugh.
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Mike and Joelle
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Some old jokes just won't die. But watching Joelle is worth it.
Joelle makes these jokes even funnier than they are. She is PRICELESS!!❤❤
Yeah, but she makes ME feel like I was the one standing in line at McD's...
That was one of the best reactions yet! I almost fell over I was laughing so hard!
The wise of an old man is just priceless 😂😂😂😂
Old age and treachery strikes again. This time impaling ego.
Slipped that right in there. JoJos face still makes the joke even funnier.🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Is it only me? Or is it wonderful to see how very nicely Joelle is always dressed in all your videos?
A man's got to do what a man's got to do. :)
A very wise old man indeed
Can not blame the man for getting a thrill, if she dose not care to notice who is around her when she asks the question expecting to feel good... LOL Well he made her feel good just in a unexpected way... LOL
Well, that's a clever old man, bless him !
My wife got a Breast lift last month she said what do you think I said it’s nice to see them after all those years she said my Breast lift I said no you’re knees 😂
You betcha...I must remember that one, if I can at 75 😅.
First time I've heard THIS ONE!
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Sometimes it's good to humble, appreciate what ya got.
"HEY, Ebenezer! I'm old, but I still got it. Those were some nice cantaloupes!"
That's a joke from Cornish Comedian JETHRO who sadly passed away last year.
Here's another.
I was on the bus from Penzance and a lady got on with a gorgeous baby girl and started to breastfeed her.
The baby didn't seem hungry and the woman said "come on now eat your lunch or I'll give it to the man sitting over there."
"Christ! That's me!"
Twice more she told her baby the same thing!
When she repeated it once more I said to her "Excuse me madam can you make your mind up I should have got off the bus half a mile ago!"😅
Joelle is always fun to watch and pleasant to see
I love hearing that every time. It will fade away for years and then it comes back. Last time I heard that I was reading it. When someone in the office made copies of it and passed them to a select crew. Same ones who would get baked every now and then on lunch break. I miss the 90"s
😂😂💯 our 70 year old photographer told us this joke on our break 😀
I can't believe that I have lived this joke!! I used to rent a room from a good friend. He was blind and he had his BLACK LABRADOR, Nicolas, at his side. We went out for a few beers several times over the course of 6 months and he used this exact same way of guessing how old the female server was. To my amazement, the servers never got upset. The strange thing was that he was usually within 2 years of the server's actual age. Aww, the GREAT OLE DAYS 😅😅
I got those same shivers! 😂😂
🤔🧐😳 Age and treachery, Boys, age and treachery...
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He's not a dirty old man, but a smart old man 😂😂😂 You get so sly only throughout the years
"You're way too old to fall for this."
She wantednher ego stroked but got so much more!
Old....and wise men!!!
I have seen countless short clips of this tolerant wife (and her great sense of humor) suffer/laugh through her husband's sometimes inane jokes. Bottom line: I suspect we are watching an interesting and never-boring marriage!
What more can anyone ask for?
I wonder why you naturally that she has to be “tolerant” of her husband? Do you think because she is a woman that she could not possibly be smart enough to be the driving force behind this great series of videos ?
Should I answer that? My fourth ex wife might get violent with me!
LOL!! The best old jokes never die!
Not creepy,clever, besides -she let him 🤣🤣🤣
Btw, I seen your Grumpy Old Man shirt.
And I am one (I am 60).
But I always knew that I would be one.
I had people calling me a "grumpy old man" when I was only 18. Hahaha
She said " I was lying. Try again . "
He got fries and a shake! Well done old man😊
Old age and treachery beats youthful vigor and attempts every time. There are benefits to growing older. 😇😂
That is one good way to cop a feel. 🤣🤣
A Beautiful Wife🌹
Kick Ass Joke 😂😂😂
Mrs Joelle and
Mr Mike
You guys rock
Gary from Winnipeg
Love the joke and the scenery through the window is epic!
Love it Myke, have a great weekend 👍👍🤣🏁🏌🏼♂️🍺❤️🙏!
Thanks! You too!
Joelle’s shimmy says it all. 😂
Old man is a genius
Thanks for sharing your experiences on stage at NZ Creator Con yesterday.
It was great chatting with you and the photo you took turned out great!
(The 52-year old guy with the hat and trenchcoat ha ha ha)
Awesome thanks for messaging! Now I know your channel I’ll check it out. Have an epic day.
I heard one similar to that in the past
😂 I've heard this joke before but it's still funny 🤣🤣
Hilarious
If I lived in a house with a view like that I wouldn't tell or listen to jokes, I'd just look out the window all day.
I thought he was going to say " I have no idea "
There it is. I knew she get it.
Her…🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🤣🤣🤣🤣
Age has its for and against, it just depends on how you use it 😂😂
Made me laugh out loud!😂
What a way to cop a feel !!
"Peeing out fat" would be interesting to biologists. When I start seeing fat globules in my urine, I'm off to the hospital.
Ha.. Ha… Ha… !!! Had a heck of a loud laugh! ❤ L O. L
LMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good one.
genius😅
At least he got a free feel. Here's another real good dirty old man joke for you all.
* Dirty Old Man Reacts To Three Women Skinny Dipping In His Pond. THIS IS GENIUS!
The old farmer had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely with picnic tables, a barbecue pit, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.
One evening, the old man decided to go down to the pond and look it over. He hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring
back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping
in his pond. As he approached, he made the women aware of his presence.
At once, they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him. "We're not coming out till you leave".
The old man frowned, "I did not come down here to watch you young ladies swim naked, or to make you get out of the pond naked".
Holding up the bucket, he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator".
Moral: Old men can still think fast! *
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@@mikeandjoelle. Hi guys! I have a lot more funny crazy jokes for you and your followers. Later!
OG. That old man is the best
That's good! You got me.
I'm with the old dude 😂😂😂😎
Age begets wisdom 😂😂😂😂😂
I'm 24 and can tell I'm getting older because I find their channel hilarious!
Smart old man.
Never ask questions
Very funny, never miss a chance
Youth and vigor will always be overcome by age and treachery! Lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 jojos response ❤❤❤❤❤
Information is power.
Lol 😂😂😂😂dirty ole man lol 😂😂😂
Joelle is only 23.❤❤❤
😅😅😅, Good for him 😅
She :brrrrr i m a virgin ! Gfah !
shh...this is why I like standing in line! 😉
There you go, a free feel
Great joke after time
There was an old saying that the Oldies used to quote to the young People when I was in My teens, it went like this,
"OLD AGE & EXPERIENCE WILL ALWAYS OUTDO & OUTLIVE YOUTHFULNESS & ENTHUSIASM".
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Old age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill.
That’s not dirty old man that’s an opportunist heck I think I was runner-up for President two or three times while I was dating
Lol
Ahahahaha
Ahahahaha 😅
Yeah but he knew what he was doing!
First time going to Micky-d's actually turned out to be a Learning experience!
She spent $15,000 on a face lift but was waiting for a bus the get home?
Do you realize it is a joke ?
Lol too funny.
Groovy 😊
Good one LMAOROTF 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂That's hilarious
heard before but it's still a goody!
That was a long way to go for that punch line.
Lol 😆 🤣 😂 😹
love your smile
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Love it 🤣👍👍
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I wanna try😂😂😂😂
The old man is my kind of man. I am not mad at him at all way to go.
LMAO
"Stops by a news stand to buy a paper". ???
LOFingL!
D.O.M 😂😅😂😂
Seems that is the only way we dirty old men can find any affection nowadays 🤬🎅🤠🙏
What a coincidence, I'm 50.
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I tried that once and got slapped. My ex had no sense of humour. LOL
I love how Joelle basically doesn't do much except being pretty 😂
She obviously didn't get the joke. I don't think she gets a lot of jokes. She just laughs cause that's what people are expecting.
Nah she gets them. It actually surprises me how fast she gets most of them as when I hear them for the first time it takes me longer 😀
@@mikeandjoelle. I don't watch you guys a lot cause I don't like to sit around wasting so much time on the internet but this joke she didn't get. You may be right that she gets 99% of the jokes, but this one she didn't get. And I'm sure she doesn't get a lot of them but the book dictates she must smile/laugh cause that's what's going to get hits/money.
@@mikeandjoelle.They're just trolling, there's absolutely no reason to conclude that joelle doesn't get this, or any other joke.