Joelle Reacts to Mike’s Favourite LITTLE JOHNNY Jokes 😂
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- Опубликовано: 25 авг 2024
- Little Johnny is very clued up for his age and delivers some hilarious one liners to his teachers and parents in these jokes.
These jokes have been compiled from our previous short form videos.
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Mike and Joelle
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Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony. "Help, help!" yells one of the blondes. "Help us, help us!" yells the other.
"Maybe it would help if we yelled together," said the first blonde. "Good idea," said the other. "Together, together!"😅😅
The $80,000 mortgage on was good. lol 😃😃
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I think I like the praying one the most. 😂
@@mikeandjoelle.
Can’t help but notice Mike always tries to put a smile on your face when you’re doing all the work,humm he’s getting away with it lol.
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GOT EVERYTHING I ORDERED. THANK YOU GUYS FOR THE JOKES YOU ARE SENDING TO ALL OF US AND THOSE THINGS YOU ARE SELLING. 😉😚🤗🤗🤗 YOU R THE BEST.
"Luckily Dad was pinning her down or we would have lost her", had me crying buckets. Even my wife laughed. Fuck that was funny.
Theses are all funny and your reactions make them even better 😮😊
Priceless.....LMAOROTF 🤣. Just gotta love little Johnny.
I couldn't help but notice that Joelle was out getting firewood, and Mike was filming her as she listened to the joke.
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Y'all are great, you always make me laugh.Little Johnny is going down the hall. Sees dad with mom bent over the bed. Dad smiles and gives little Johnny a thumbs up. Next day dad is going down hall and sees little Johnny with grandma bent over bed. Dad yells hey and little Johnny says not so funny when it's your mom is it?
I want to thank the two of you For the wonderful jokes and I must say you're a lucky man you have such a beautiful wife and she plays her part so well you're a great team I wish they would show more of you two guys together and more jokes
Morning guys loved the jokes ha ha ❤❤❤
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Love Joelle’s reaction 😂.
You’re killing me🤣🤣🤣. Keep it up
Haha awesome. Glad you enjoyed them.
Love your work, joke from Aus for you…. A rabbit walks into a cafe and orders a cheese toastie and a coffee, eats the toastie, drinks the coffee and leaves. Next day same thing, cheese toastie and a coffee, this goes on for a week.Comes in the following Monday and orders something different, toasted ham and cheese toastie and a coffee, eats the toastie drinks the coffee and leaves.. The rabbit doesn’t come in for a few days later and the owner asks “where”have you been. The rabbit says “I was sick”the owner asks”from what?”, rabbit says” Mixenmetoasties”!😂😂🩷☮️🇦🇺
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Hi Sue!
What is the equivalent of toasties in the US?
@@briangabriel2458 A toastie is ham , cheese and whatever you fancy between two pieces of bread then put in a sandwich press, cook until yummy!☮️🇦🇺
@@suedenim1142 Thanks for getting back to me, Sue! They sound amazing! I could probably eat a couple of them in one sitting! It's almost like our grilled cheese sandwich, but with meat.
@@briangabriel2458 It's actually toasted sanga in Australia. Toastie came in from somewhere else in more recent times. I think it was actually a brand.
Joelle's response at the end was priceless!
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The feet to God has to be my fav.
That one is so funny
Classic Johnny Jokes from a Classy Couple! 👍😃
These are too funny! 🤣
I love putting together these compilations. I’m always cracking up as I edit.
@@mikeandjoelle. I bet! 😁
Apologies if I don't get this quite right, but I haven't heard it since the 1970's. The teacher tells the class she's going to have them taste something and everybody that gets it right won't have homework. Linda closes her eyes and the teacher puts a piece of apple in her mouth, Linda says "That's apple, I love apples". "Very good Linda, no homework tonight". Then Suzy closes her eyes and the teacher put a spoonful of honey in her mouth. Suzy says "I know what this is, but I can't think of the name! The teacher says "I'll give you a clue, it's something your mommy calls your daddy". Suddenly Johhny yells SPIT IT OUT! IT'S ASSHOLE!"
Mike and Joelle have a long slow background joke going on and I've never seen anyone take the bait. Joelle is always doing housework and picking up after the kids and Mike isn't seen doing any. What kind of reaction are you looking for? :)
😂😂 haha yes this is a theme we do lean into and we definitely do get reactions to it in the comments of nearly every video.
Don’t matter I love the endorphins ❤
Oh no, do I dare? Lol, continued...I liked the counting on his fingers "11". They are all funny!
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I'm weak!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I enjoy these 😂😂😂👍🏼
Super funny, as always! ( I'll do a deal with you.... you keep cheering everyone up, and we'll keep letting you win the rugby! 🏴👍)
Letting? 😂😂😂😂. Beauden Barrett is the new king of NZ (again).
GOOD JOKES MIKE & JOLLIE IS STILL FINEEEEEEEEEEE 👌
Did you know that the swimming pool on the titanic is still full of water still to this day
It so men can have a bit of piece and quite to themselves 😂
When editing like that you wonder if she got the 11 joke 😂
When we filmed that particular joke my finger slid off the record button and I missed it! So gutted. She did get it (after a few seconds contemplation) 😂
I heard the second joke when I was a kid....I'm 56. Lol
One of these days that those jokes would make you lean back on. I love Joelle's laughs because she's a crackhead.
The feet to god and when hks dad kicked the cat 😮❤❤😊
I have to tell you my favourite Little Johnny joke after that (although it may not be an original LJ):
Teacher asks her class to use the word 'contagious'.
Roland the class swot, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my Mum said it was contagious."
"Well done, Roland" says the teacher. "Can anyone else try?"
Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious."
"Well done, Katie" says the teacher. "Anyone else?"
Little Johnny jumps up and says, "Our neighbour was painting her house with a very small paint brush the other day and my Dad said 'It will take the contagious'. "
You 2 rock. Love from Texas!
Love the last one
Joelle is teacher 😂
ELEVEN!! 🤣
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The second joke (God, I'm Coming!) wins, hands down - but the other jokes are close second, third etc!
Very good topics. Thank you for sharing
so fuuny man
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Got a gorgeous Italian Irish wife
I got to say you guys are funny but I also have one
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It's a pity the jokes are mostly under the belt.
What about some clean ones if it's possible.
Little Johnny doesn’t do clean jokes 😂. But yip your request is taken on board and I’ll search up some more witty clean jokes 😀
u embed ad, i no watch
There was just one at the start wasn’t there?
A Husband and Wife went to the doctor because the husband was having issues in the bedroom so they explained what was going on the doctor said ok here is a prescription but follow the instructions. They went and got the prescription filled and the instructions said take one before you want to be intimate. The Husband took one pill and the wife got a full hour of sex. She was so happy the next day she told him to take 2 he did and she got 2 hours of sex. This went on for a few days. So he decided to take the remaining of the pills. The next day the son went to their doctor and told the doctor that his dad took all of the pills the doctor asked what happened son said we'll mom is dead my sister is pregnant my but is sore and my dad is going around the house saying here kitty kitty
You do realise women have smaller feet so they can stand closer to the sink, get some WASHING DONE!
Women and children. Not woman and children (".)
Why is Joelle doing the wood gathering work and Mike standing there telling jokes.
Stop japping and get to work Mike.
I could do that I guess but the channel would suffer 😳😂
Do you even have any cute shorts you can wear while barefooted?
@@mikeandjoelle. How convenient 😀
Not a joke.. Why is Joelle always working while Mike is playing jokes? Hummmmmm
You want to be sad or laugh when you’re doing the housework? 🤷♂️😂
@@mikeandjoelle. LOL... I just wanted to know what his secret was? If I tried that with my wife, I'd be eating dog food for dinner.
Hot but getting boring now
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