Joelle Reacts to Mike’s Favourite LITTLE JOHNNY Jokes 😂

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  • Опубликовано: 25 авг 2024
  • Little Johnny is very clued up for his age and delivers some hilarious one liners to his teachers and parents in these jokes.
    These jokes have been compiled from our previous short form videos.
    We hope you enjoyed the video,
    Mike and Joelle
    PS we have a new website that we’d love you to check out.
    Mikeandjoelle.com
    #joke #funnyjokes #couplecomedy #husbandandwifecomedy #funnycouple #marriedlife #mikeandjoelle #blindreaction

Комментарии • 90

  • @Mr.HiHoHa
    @Mr.HiHoHa Месяц назад +28

    Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony. "Help, help!" yells one of the blondes. "Help us, help us!" yells the other.
    "Maybe it would help if we yelled together," said the first blonde. "Good idea," said the other. "Together, together!"😅😅

  • @wildnfree101
    @wildnfree101 Месяц назад +12

    The $80,000 mortgage on was good. lol 😃😃

  • @christopherharrison6724
    @christopherharrison6724 Месяц назад +5

    Can’t help but notice Mike always tries to put a smile on your face when you’re doing all the work,humm he’s getting away with it lol.

  • @eliasstoukis5412
    @eliasstoukis5412 Месяц назад +5

    GOT EVERYTHING I ORDERED. THANK YOU GUYS FOR THE JOKES YOU ARE SENDING TO ALL OF US AND THOSE THINGS YOU ARE SELLING. 😉😚🤗🤗🤗 YOU R THE BEST.

  • @csjrogerson2377
    @csjrogerson2377 Месяц назад +2

    "Luckily Dad was pinning her down or we would have lost her", had me crying buckets. Even my wife laughed. Fuck that was funny.

  • @rickyparrish8310
    @rickyparrish8310 Месяц назад +5

    Theses are all funny and your reactions make them even better 😮😊

  • @grizzlystiks
    @grizzlystiks Месяц назад +4

    Priceless.....LMAOROTF 🤣. Just gotta love little Johnny.

  • @denisclay1536
    @denisclay1536 Месяц назад +4

    I couldn't help but notice that Joelle was out getting firewood, and Mike was filming her as she listened to the joke.
    😮

  • @SteveKitchens-gd4yg
    @SteveKitchens-gd4yg Месяц назад +1

    Y'all are great, you always make me laugh.Little Johnny is going down the hall. Sees dad with mom bent over the bed. Dad smiles and gives little Johnny a thumbs up. Next day dad is going down hall and sees little Johnny with grandma bent over bed. Dad yells hey and little Johnny says not so funny when it's your mom is it?

  • @donwheeler5535
    @donwheeler5535 Месяц назад +2

    I want to thank the two of you For the wonderful jokes and I must say you're a lucky man you have such a beautiful wife and she plays her part so well you're a great team I wish they would show more of you two guys together and more jokes

  • @user-cp6hi1xh5d
    @user-cp6hi1xh5d Месяц назад +6

    Morning guys loved the jokes ha ha ❤❤❤

  • @MatthewRandall-ln8ut
    @MatthewRandall-ln8ut Месяц назад +7

    Love Joelle’s reaction 😂.

  • @CaryGlasgow-zw1un
    @CaryGlasgow-zw1un Месяц назад +5

    You’re killing me🤣🤣🤣. Keep it up

  • @suedenim1142
    @suedenim1142 Месяц назад +15

    Love your work, joke from Aus for you…. A rabbit walks into a cafe and orders a cheese toastie and a coffee, eats the toastie, drinks the coffee and leaves. Next day same thing, cheese toastie and a coffee, this goes on for a week.Comes in the following Monday and orders something different, toasted ham and cheese toastie and a coffee, eats the toastie drinks the coffee and leaves.. The rabbit doesn’t come in for a few days later and the owner asks “where”have you been. The rabbit says “I was sick”the owner asks”from what?”, rabbit says” Mixenmetoasties”!😂😂🩷☮️🇦🇺

    • @mikeandjoelle.
      @mikeandjoelle.  Месяц назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @briangabriel2458
      @briangabriel2458 Месяц назад

      Hi Sue!
      What is the equivalent of toasties in the US?

    • @suedenim1142
      @suedenim1142 Месяц назад

      @@briangabriel2458 A toastie is ham , cheese and whatever you fancy between two pieces of bread then put in a sandwich press, cook until yummy!☮️🇦🇺

    • @briangabriel2458
      @briangabriel2458 Месяц назад +1

      @@suedenim1142 Thanks for getting back to me, Sue! They sound amazing! I could probably eat a couple of them in one sitting! It's almost like our grilled cheese sandwich, but with meat.

    • @gp85hkg
      @gp85hkg Месяц назад

      ​@@briangabriel2458 It's actually toasted sanga in Australia. Toastie came in from somewhere else in more recent times. I think it was actually a brand.

  • @dean-Conjured-Vaporz
    @dean-Conjured-Vaporz Месяц назад +5

    Joelle's response at the end was priceless!

  • @edsteward7717
    @edsteward7717 Месяц назад +6

    The feet to God has to be my fav.

  • @VINOMASTER
    @VINOMASTER Месяц назад +1

    Classic Johnny Jokes from a Classy Couple! 👍😃

  • @Tiger313NL
    @Tiger313NL Месяц назад +5

    These are too funny! 🤣

    • @mikeandjoelle.
      @mikeandjoelle.  Месяц назад +2

      I love putting together these compilations. I’m always cracking up as I edit.

    • @Tiger313NL
      @Tiger313NL Месяц назад +1

      @@mikeandjoelle. I bet! 😁

  • @Rob07601
    @Rob07601 Месяц назад +19

    Apologies if I don't get this quite right, but I haven't heard it since the 1970's. The teacher tells the class she's going to have them taste something and everybody that gets it right won't have homework. Linda closes her eyes and the teacher puts a piece of apple in her mouth, Linda says "That's apple, I love apples". "Very good Linda, no homework tonight". Then Suzy closes her eyes and the teacher put a spoonful of honey in her mouth. Suzy says "I know what this is, but I can't think of the name! The teacher says "I'll give you a clue, it's something your mommy calls your daddy". Suddenly Johhny yells SPIT IT OUT! IT'S ASSHOLE!"

  • @donjones4719
    @donjones4719 Месяц назад +11

    Mike and Joelle have a long slow background joke going on and I've never seen anyone take the bait. Joelle is always doing housework and picking up after the kids and Mike isn't seen doing any. What kind of reaction are you looking for? :)

    • @mikeandjoelle.
      @mikeandjoelle.  Месяц назад +5

      😂😂 haha yes this is a theme we do lean into and we definitely do get reactions to it in the comments of nearly every video.

    • @gregwatson7479
      @gregwatson7479 Месяц назад

      Don’t matter I love the endorphins ❤

  • @PenelopePitstop069
    @PenelopePitstop069 Месяц назад +1

    Oh no, do I dare? Lol, continued...I liked the counting on his fingers "11". They are all funny!

  • @truman4her
    @truman4her Месяц назад +4

    I'm weak!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @debbralehrman5957
    @debbralehrman5957 Месяц назад +4

    I enjoy these 😂😂😂👍🏼

  • @user-kb5sh6yl3f
    @user-kb5sh6yl3f Месяц назад +2

    Super funny, as always! ( I'll do a deal with you.... you keep cheering everyone up, and we'll keep letting you win the rugby! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿👍)

    • @mikeandjoelle.
      @mikeandjoelle.  Месяц назад

      Letting? 😂😂😂😂. Beauden Barrett is the new king of NZ (again).

  • @theodoreharris993
    @theodoreharris993 Месяц назад +1

    GOOD JOKES MIKE & JOLLIE IS STILL FINEEEEEEEEEEE 👌

  • @thomasmcfarlane7529
    @thomasmcfarlane7529 Месяц назад +1

    Did you know that the swimming pool on the titanic is still full of water still to this day

  • @thomasmcfarlane7529
    @thomasmcfarlane7529 Месяц назад +3

    It so men can have a bit of piece and quite to themselves 😂

  • @michaelenglund
    @michaelenglund Месяц назад +4

    When editing like that you wonder if she got the 11 joke 😂

    • @mikeandjoelle.
      @mikeandjoelle.  Месяц назад +1

      When we filmed that particular joke my finger slid off the record button and I missed it! So gutted. She did get it (after a few seconds contemplation) 😂

  • @jeffashley5512
    @jeffashley5512 7 дней назад

    I heard the second joke when I was a kid....I'm 56. Lol

  • @SethMichel-wd2ln
    @SethMichel-wd2ln Месяц назад +5

    One of these days that those jokes would make you lean back on. I love Joelle's laughs because she's a crackhead.

  • @user-uh5dg3ne4b
    @user-uh5dg3ne4b Месяц назад

    The feet to god and when hks dad kicked the cat 😮❤❤😊

  • @54purple
    @54purple 25 дней назад

    I have to tell you my favourite Little Johnny joke after that (although it may not be an original LJ):
    Teacher asks her class to use the word 'contagious'.
    Roland the class swot, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my Mum said it was contagious."
    "Well done, Roland" says the teacher. "Can anyone else try?"
    Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious."
    "Well done, Katie" says the teacher. "Anyone else?"
    Little Johnny jumps up and says, "Our neighbour was painting her house with a very small paint brush the other day and my Dad said 'It will take the contagious'. "

  • @johnkeller3878
    @johnkeller3878 Месяц назад

    You 2 rock. Love from Texas!

  • @mikeostrander2627
    @mikeostrander2627 Месяц назад

    Love the last one

  • @madinahpaak1
    @madinahpaak1 Месяц назад +1

    Joelle is teacher 😂

  • @Kjellmclean
    @Kjellmclean Месяц назад +1

    ELEVEN!! 🤣

  • @Halli50
    @Halli50 Месяц назад

    The second joke (God, I'm Coming!) wins, hands down - but the other jokes are close second, third etc!

  • @norm5785
    @norm5785 Месяц назад

    Very good topics. Thank you for sharing

  • @arielg7000
    @arielg7000 13 дней назад

    so fuuny man

  • @mikeschmidt5115
    @mikeschmidt5115 Месяц назад +1

    😂

  • @theolisaacs8443
    @theolisaacs8443 29 дней назад

    Got a gorgeous Italian Irish wife

  • @steveandjuliewebster9225
    @steveandjuliewebster9225 Месяц назад

    I got to say you guys are funny but I also have one

  • @DavidRobinson-mx6cl
    @DavidRobinson-mx6cl Месяц назад +1

    😊🙏👍❤️

  • @johnmichaelford3615
    @johnmichaelford3615 Месяц назад

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rolandgillham8535
    @rolandgillham8535 Месяц назад +2

    It's a pity the jokes are mostly under the belt.
    What about some clean ones if it's possible.

    • @mikeandjoelle.
      @mikeandjoelle.  Месяц назад

      Little Johnny doesn’t do clean jokes 😂. But yip your request is taken on board and I’ll search up some more witty clean jokes 😀

  • @practicalplinking6133
    @practicalplinking6133 Месяц назад +2

    u embed ad, i no watch

    • @mikeandjoelle.
      @mikeandjoelle.  Месяц назад

      There was just one at the start wasn’t there?

  • @steveandjuliewebster9225
    @steveandjuliewebster9225 Месяц назад

    A Husband and Wife went to the doctor because the husband was having issues in the bedroom so they explained what was going on the doctor said ok here is a prescription but follow the instructions. They went and got the prescription filled and the instructions said take one before you want to be intimate. The Husband took one pill and the wife got a full hour of sex. She was so happy the next day she told him to take 2 he did and she got 2 hours of sex. This went on for a few days. So he decided to take the remaining of the pills. The next day the son went to their doctor and told the doctor that his dad took all of the pills the doctor asked what happened son said we'll mom is dead my sister is pregnant my but is sore and my dad is going around the house saying here kitty kitty

  • @Old-Sole
    @Old-Sole Месяц назад +1

    You do realise women have smaller feet so they can stand closer to the sink, get some WASHING DONE!

  • @gp85hkg
    @gp85hkg Месяц назад

    Women and children. Not woman and children (".)

  • @Jila_Tana
    @Jila_Tana Месяц назад +4

    Why is Joelle doing the wood gathering work and Mike standing there telling jokes.
    Stop japping and get to work Mike.

    • @mikeandjoelle.
      @mikeandjoelle.  Месяц назад +1

      I could do that I guess but the channel would suffer 😳😂

    • @whardin1960
      @whardin1960 Месяц назад

      Do you even have any cute shorts you can wear while barefooted?

    • @Jila_Tana
      @Jila_Tana Месяц назад

      @@mikeandjoelle. How convenient 😀

  • @docdurdin
    @docdurdin Месяц назад +1

    Not a joke.. Why is Joelle always working while Mike is playing jokes? Hummmmmm

    • @mikeandjoelle.
      @mikeandjoelle.  Месяц назад

      You want to be sad or laugh when you’re doing the housework? 🤷‍♂️😂

    • @docdurdin
      @docdurdin Месяц назад

      @@mikeandjoelle. LOL... I just wanted to know what his secret was? If I tried that with my wife, I'd be eating dog food for dinner.

  • @stephenwride5695
    @stephenwride5695 Месяц назад +3

    Hot but getting boring now

  • @margaretlee-reed814
    @margaretlee-reed814 Месяц назад +1

    😂