nintendo when you pirate a 30 year old game

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  • Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024
  • nintendo more like nintendSTUPID (note my clever play on words here)
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  • @QruisS
    @QruisS Год назад +19119

    "So pirating a 30 year old game is bad?"
    "Yes"
    "Ok, can you sell it to me instead?
    "No"

    • @guenteroelfke3005
      @guenteroelfke3005 Год назад +434

      Buy a SNESmini = win
      Buy Switch = win

    • @LinkG4mes
      @LinkG4mes Год назад +1214

      @@guenteroelfke3005 how do i buy officialy the first harvest moon game?

    • @guenteroelfke3005
      @guenteroelfke3005 Год назад +75

      @@LinkG4mes
      Ebay

    • @LinkG4mes
      @LinkG4mes Год назад +1214

      @@guenteroelfke3005 i said officialy lol

    • @Drexdo
      @Drexdo Год назад +1091

      @@guenteroelfke3005 Nintendo still doesn't make money from ebay lol

  • @thedinosus2218
    @thedinosus2218 Год назад +4109

    remember, if nintendo strikes this video, its canon

    • @lukapuka8320
      @lukapuka8320 Год назад +105

      if this video gets a stirke, the following event could be:
      Nintendo kills anyone who pirate games
      Sue somebody for expensive money because he made a fan game
      Nintendo explodes everytime somebody pirates, and the builders are tired of it.
      Everyone at nintendo goes crazy everytime somebody pirates

    • @Danny328DT
      @Danny328DT Год назад +48

      Pretty sure it's canon. They're actually called Nintendo Ninjas and usually show up in Men in Black uniforms.

    • @brokenbreaks8029
      @brokenbreaks8029 Год назад +7

      Why does someone striking anything that uses the titular characters of their portrayal in a bad light canon?

    • @brokenbreaks8029
      @brokenbreaks8029 Год назад +5

      @@lukapuka8320 it's called copyright

    • @No-cc1fq
      @No-cc1fq Год назад +3

      They dont 😢

  • @SK438
    @SK438 Год назад +10570

    When I was 10 I discovered emulation.
    When I found out it was "illegal", I cried and panicked because I thought Nintendo was going to send cops to arrest me.

  • @HazzelWitch
    @HazzelWitch Год назад +796

    As a Former Nintendo Employee I can totally assure the red alarm for "Kid Pirating Super Nintendo Games" does exist, and the button is just 2 centimeters away from the "user is trying to restore his progress in Animal Crossing" and that is a lot scarier

    • @GoIdappI555
      @GoIdappI555 8 месяцев назад +28

      man thats just great making the games we all love

    • @jupreindeer
      @jupreindeer 3 месяца назад +2

      I believe that. Being a moderator, I see the horror of editing or banning a user with buttons so close to each other and literally no safeties in place for my blunder. Keeps me alert and responsible for the trust given to me.

  • @the41stscout
    @the41stscout Год назад +2736

    As someone who had their only son murdered by Nintendo because his name was Mario, I can relate to this

    • @persona83
      @persona83 Год назад +259

      Keep the lesson. Next son should be called Sonic.

    • @awesomehazimex7410
      @awesomehazimex7410 Год назад +260

      @@persona83 Now watch SEGA come to your house and officially make your son as a cameo in the next Sonic game

    • @frds_skce
      @frds_skce Год назад +42

      Italian-American be like:

    • @---Dr._Eggman---
      @---Dr._Eggman--- Год назад +10

      @@awesomehazimex7410 SEGA would never do that. Bruh.

    • @MrDibara
      @MrDibara Год назад +21

      ​@@awesomehazimex7410*_Sounds like profit to me._* The son' future is guaranteed. 👍💲

  • @simonlegosson7082
    @simonlegosson7082 Год назад +11204

    As someone who got my entire family eaten by Reggie himself after emulating pirated copies of the old Donkey Kong trilogy, I can confirm this is true.

    • @eydu5412
      @eydu5412 Год назад +106

      I laughed so hard at this 😂😂

    • @smoothtony4306
      @smoothtony4306 Год назад +144

      im imagining that you say this in the calmest way possible, implying you found peace after finding out reggie did that to you and your family and now you forgive him for it

    • @M64bros
      @M64bros Год назад +14

      That is not even realistic

    • @KuraVixen
      @KuraVixen Год назад +3

      @@M64bros you aren't real , you are fake

    • @FBI-xx5dx
      @FBI-xx5dx Год назад +46

      @@M64bros people aren't funny when they start their sentence "as someone…"

  • @Waitwha
    @Waitwha Год назад +21166

    The stereotypical japanese ai voices make it even funnier

    • @雪者
      @雪者 Год назад +283

      🤣

    • @Nolanexdee
      @Nolanexdee Год назад +186

      LMAO

    • @thesadbread
      @thesadbread Год назад +83

      Lol

    • @justinc.5591
      @justinc.5591 Год назад +694

      It’s basically the Japanese version of Mario’s exaggerated Italian accent.

    • @tofudinnerr
      @tofudinnerr Год назад +49

      Just what I was thinking

  • @Sjors_
    @Sjors_ Год назад +2594

    Every time you illegally download a game, a Nintendo employee's entire family starves to death. Together we can stop this.

    • @Iamnotrandom565
      @Iamnotrandom565 Год назад +125

      I'm downloading Sega games

    • @tailsthefox-lu4cw
      @tailsthefox-lu4cw Год назад +63

      @@Iamnotrandom565 sonic thinks that’s o- WAIT SONIC NO AHHH

    • @Iamnotrandom565
      @Iamnotrandom565 Год назад +11

      @@tailsthefox-lu4cw BUT I'M LUIGI

    • @rixaxeno7167
      @rixaxeno7167 Год назад +76

      time to download all nintendo games ever, then

    • @stealthyjaboc9466
      @stealthyjaboc9466 Год назад +25

      So, what you're saying is it's morally acceptable to pirate old Nintendo games, then? Lol

  • @kyle-_-541
    @kyle-_-541 Год назад +5002

    What a sad story. A child attempted to make a Mario fan game and has then paid the ultimate price of death.

    • @lol-cy8nr
      @lol-cy8nr Год назад +1

      deserved

    • @greenywastaken
      @greenywastaken Год назад +15

      Yus

    • @dukoreal
      @dukoreal Год назад +30

      Bros mr obvious 💀💀💀

    • @Afunnyguy
      @Afunnyguy Год назад +35

      I can’t believe Nintendo turned him into a slave

    • @ExtremeWreck
      @ExtremeWreck Год назад

      @@Afunnyguy At a Chinese concentration camp.

  • @RedDemonTV
    @RedDemonTV Год назад +1302

    0:21 Mean while
    1:20 Mean
    2:01 Green mile
    3:13 Clean tile

  • @jazzimel
    @jazzimel Год назад +1667

    I like How even here Miyamoto is still the nice one trying to take care of the situation calmly and politely

    • @DiscBurner
      @DiscBurner Год назад +246

      "Did you illegally download that game?" Asked Miyamoto calmly.

    • @jesusojeda7850
      @jesusojeda7850 Год назад +103

      He's not that nice irl, though. He's well known for stealing the credit from other people's work and being a bit of a diva.

    • @valentds
      @valentds Год назад +41

      if only iwata... if only

    • @AkameGaKillfan777
      @AkameGaKillfan777 Год назад +3

      @@valentds Don't even think about it

    • @Yuma39
      @Yuma39 Год назад +2

      @@jesusojeda7850 what

  • @SEfaught
    @SEfaught 8 месяцев назад +312

    consumer: This is your game
    Nintendo: yes
    consumer: And your not selling it anymore
    Nintendo:yes
    Consumer: So if I emulate it, you won’t lost any money?
    Nintendo:yes
    Consumer: So let me emulate it.
    Nintendo: no that’s piracy
    Consumer: Then release it officially
    Nintendo: no.

    • @superbuneary8819
      @superbuneary8819 4 месяца назад +15

      Based Nintendo.

    • @marisakirisame867
      @marisakirisame867 4 месяца назад +6

      I only bought Nintendo cool NES just for it's hardware, not the game since the price is ga ngotak

    • @MacUser2-il2cx
      @MacUser2-il2cx 3 месяца назад

      @@marisakirisame867 Get 3rd party games that are underrated and not popular. Watch out for Capcom and Konami, those collectors jacked up the prices just because of the label. But there's more common ones that are much cheaper and still good.

    • @Zephor
      @Zephor 3 месяца назад +3

      I read this in Patrick’s and man rays voice.

    • @arisparker4377
      @arisparker4377 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@marisakirisame867wkwk

  • @bare_bear_hands
    @bare_bear_hands Год назад +1057

    Downloading ancient games is every gamer's civic and moral duty towards RESPECTING THE HISTORY OF GAMES.

    • @strikeforce1500
      @strikeforce1500 Год назад +80

      But,but, but think of the (multi-billion dls) companies?!, how else they gonna make money off an IP they keep on ice for 10 + years without doing a thing?!, would someone think about the investors?!?!?! /s

    • @epicthecandydragon6079
      @epicthecandydragon6079 Год назад +7

      agreed

    • @Inactivechannel-r6
      @Inactivechannel-r6 Год назад +18

      Nope, it’s illegal and should be punishable by death

    • @demosneokleous4877
      @demosneokleous4877 Год назад +10

      ​@@Inactivechannel-r6 nice profile pic

    • @clydethestupid2701
      @clydethestupid2701 Год назад

      @@Inactivechannel-r6 There is an old Arabic saying that says "kill youserlf"

  • @domonkosszabo398
    @domonkosszabo398 Год назад +2739

    This is rather art than shitpost. The attention to detail, animating and storyline are all insanely good, give this man an Oscar!

  • @chibinhashiny
    @chibinhashiny Год назад +1132

    meanwhile sega:
    hired!

    • @pablogradiente
      @pablogradiente Год назад +241

      That's why Sonic Mania is 10 times better than the shitty Mario sports games Nintendo is making the last few years.

    • @mokikomi
      @mokikomi Год назад +30

      Lmao yeah

    • @exotic1405
      @exotic1405 Год назад

      Mostly cause they can't do shit

    • @Shantae-June22002
      @Shantae-June22002 Год назад +185

      SEGA Does what Nintendont

    • @theceoofeggmansempire5214
      @theceoofeggmansempire5214 Год назад +15

      @@pablogradiente Tbh Sonic Mania is crap too, so that's good that we can emulate the OG Sonic Trilogy & CD ;)

  • @hybrid2801
    @hybrid2801 4 месяца назад +96

    Somebody: pirates a game
    Nintendo: "bankrupt"

    • @MacUser2-il2cx
      @MacUser2-il2cx 3 месяца назад +3

      Nintendo pretty much got as much money as they can from their older games. Switch owners mostly play their newer, more expensive games. The ones who care about older games probably aren't getting the Online service because 1, you don't own the games anymore, and 2, it's expensive enough paying internet bills and buying a Switch and the latest Switch games. Nintendo isn't hurting for cash and they aren't losing any money when you download a 2mb rom. Back in the day when they actually sold the games and they were brand new, they could charge 50 bucks for Zelda on SNES. On the Wii they even let you download SNES games for a small price. Same with Wii U and 3DS. But then they saw what the other companies were doing with their services. Renting isn't owning. If the console generation ends, the service ends eventually too. Switch is in it's Twilight years. It's only a matter of time before the Online service dies. All those NES, SNES, GB, GBC, N64, and GBA games will disappear. Sega is fine because Sega released a bunch of collections. Pulseman needs a new physical release though. Game Freak needs to get on that.

    • @ZuperPotato
      @ZuperPotato 2 месяца назад

      and 500mil in debt

    • @liamdelaportilla9042
      @liamdelaportilla9042 2 месяца назад

      i wish, nintendo abuses copywright, and i only use GBA cuz they have a monopoly on the handheld market.

  • @srblackhat1
    @srblackhat1 Год назад +4469

    "We are a big company, we know more about our users than they do" Is so realistic.

  • @NicoXBlack
    @NicoXBlack Год назад +64

    2:50 At this point, I was officially on the floor

    • @Gojira-ri6rj
      @Gojira-ri6rj 4 месяца назад +3

      how do you unofficially be on the floor

  • @swishfish8858
    @swishfish8858 Год назад +166

    Miyamoto saying "Jesusu Chlistu" is my spirit animal

    • @lmeza1983
      @lmeza1983 Год назад +12

      More like Jeesus Cristo

  • @le_croc
    @le_croc Год назад +129

    2:06 this scene killed me

  • @redeye4516
    @redeye4516 Год назад +210

    "How am I supposed to play your older games if I can't pirate them and you won't release them on Switch?"
    "That's the neat part, you don't"

    • @jxwong_3982
      @jxwong_3982 Год назад +16

      Unironically, this might be part of the actual logic behind them keeping their old IPs under lock and key and tightly controlling their accessibility so much. Just, not phrased in that way.
      Nintendo generally seems to believe in scarcity increasing demand, and they want nobody to be able to gain access to their IP on any platform other than their own. So limiting access and stopping people from getting older games through piracy just means more people will be forced to buy from their own platforms, allowing them to keep charging a regular price for it. Furthermore, keeping games inaccessible means more people will rush to buy and download them when they finally drop, hence raising the potential profit that can be reaped from rereleases even more by culling all other alternative methods of obtaining them.
      Nintendo is a company that’s incredibly controlling of how people use and enjoy their IP, in many more ways than this alone. Their tight control on emulation is simply another way to limit access so people will be forced to depend on and pay money to them for the privilege of continued access.

    • @P1glinFury
      @P1glinFury Год назад

      69 likes! Nice!

    • @sihamhamda47
      @sihamhamda47 Год назад

      ​​@@jxwong_3982 Nintendo: We won't allow any kind of emulation of all our games, EVER. Instead, we are offering you to buy Nintendo Switch for just $350 and subscribe to our Switch Online platform with limited release of our selected games for just $50 per year!

    • @futuza
      @futuza Год назад +3

      "We don't want you to play old games, only brand new ones. You can't afford them or think they're worse? Well then we don't want you as a customer anyway!"

    • @jxwong_3982
      @jxwong_3982 Год назад +5

      On the contrary, it might be said that their strategy does depend on players wanting to play old games but not being able to gain access to them. That way they can whip them out every time they want an easy revenue generator or to support some other service like Switch Online and still have people paying for them. It’s also why they’re so determined to stamp out piracy-they want to control the means of access to their products so that they can in turn control the pricing of, and demand for, their back catalogue, without pesky alternatives coming into the picture.
      Nintendo has depended on creating scarcity as a means to generate demand for a long time. This is simply another step in the plan.

  • @onemillioneuros23
    @onemillioneuros23 Год назад +1472

    Deep down, Miyamoto knows he needs someone like Furukawa. He’s the only guy that makes sure shit gets done right.

    • @jolucario237
      @jolucario237 Год назад +141

      As a person held captive by Nintendo, I can confirm that this comment is 100% true.

    • @TightSweaters4
      @TightSweaters4 Год назад +3

      😬 yeah about that

    • @BlueFire2424
      @BlueFire2424 Год назад +2

      ​@@TightSweaters4 Did something happen.

  • @Eclossa
    @Eclossa Год назад +89

    2:56 scarier line ever heard

  • @yigawaffle
    @yigawaffle Год назад +116

    What's funny is that this implies that Nintendo loses around $6M every time somebody pirates Mario World

  • @theofficialmemerguy69
    @theofficialmemerguy69 Год назад +381

    As someone who's pirated a 30 year old Nintendo game this is 100% true

    • @octosquidfishyling1919
      @octosquidfishyling1919 Год назад +11

      RIP 🪦

    • @luigikoopa8771
      @luigikoopa8771 Год назад +3

      when you pirate *multiple* 30 year old nintendo games and dont get arrested

    • @AnnalinaSR21
      @AnnalinaSR21 Год назад +6

      I pirate old games all the time 😮

    • @valentds
      @valentds Год назад +3

      as someone i pirated a 30 days old game, this is *arrested right now*

    • @IfYouInsist
      @IfYouInsist Год назад +3

      They let you use the internet in prison?

  • @dea9457
    @dea9457 Год назад +433

    As an english speaker living in Japan
    This stereotypical accent is everything 💀💀

  • @TheEerieMaster
    @TheEerieMaster Год назад +29

    When Nintendo finds out how many Italian men are named Mario and Luigi
    Sues the whole of Italy*

  • @CamCoProductions
    @CamCoProductions Год назад +22

    Nintendo: Don't pirate our games.
    Also Nintendo: Doesn't make old valuable games available even when they are worth hundreds.

  • @tpd1864blake
    @tpd1864blake 4 месяца назад +26

    Nintendo when someone has Mario on their gravestone

  • @theskeleton8576
    @theskeleton8576 Год назад +251

    Since Nintendo is a Japanese company, that means the kid likely went to Japan. And Japan is known to be the land of the rising sun. Since the Nintendo employee said "The sun won't shine where you're going" or something like that, Nintendo can legally be sued for false advertising.

    • @unmandepana753
      @unmandepana753 Год назад +21

      They sent him to brazil

    • @thegeth4293
      @thegeth4293 Год назад +6

      They sent him to detroit

    • @N_Tertainment7
      @N_Tertainment7 Год назад +13

      They sent him to Ohio 💀

    • @flowrepins6663
      @flowrepins6663 Год назад

      @@unmandepana753 why brazil? its worse than death penality :) they probably sent him to north korea to do hard labor in a secret nintendo factory for the rest of his life

    • @mrsnulch
      @mrsnulch Год назад

      That’s not an employee either, he’s the president. So that makes it worse.

  • @ayo.2022
    @ayo.2022 Год назад +177

    That kid should be fine downloading Yoshi's Island at least. As a tax evader himself, Yoshi understands when the times are getting rough for a guy.

    • @burgertim7878
      @burgertim7878 Год назад +17

      So Yoshi's Island confirmed for tax haven?

    • @taxcollector9543
      @taxcollector9543 Год назад +1

      @@burgertim7878 not for long, no

    • @LordTyph
      @LordTyph Год назад +1

      @taxcollector9543 nah, it's an offshoot of Florida, the IRS can't touch it.

    • @taxcollector9543
      @taxcollector9543 Год назад

      @@LordTyph *not for long, no*

    • @LordTyph
      @LordTyph Год назад

      @@taxcollector9543 Vergil: Riiiiiignt.

  • @Danominator
    @Danominator Год назад +48

    This whole thing is even funnier seeing Miyamoto is being the reasonable one here

  • @HaruNg3729
    @HaruNg3729 4 месяца назад +12

    Meanwhile SEGA: just do whatever you want, I tired 😞

    • @sb14andmore50
      @sb14andmore50 3 месяца назад +1

      Even if they wanted to they know they can't cuz they know that the fans are the reason Sonic is still alive to this day, this is especially true when you realize that Sonic Mania was created by a bunch of fans

  • @RyanRedbird
    @RyanRedbird Год назад +30

    Nintendo after suing a 10 year old kid for playing DK Contry for 3 million dollars and still being the biggest video game company in the world (it's ruining the video game industry.)

  • @GalaxyBoy-Robloxstuff
    @GalaxyBoy-Robloxstuff Год назад +76

    This actually happens when you pirate a 30 year old game (learned from personal experience)

    • @linkhuesitos15
      @linkhuesitos15 Год назад +2

      It's the power of IPs, it's not Nintendo's problem that neither Sony or Microsoft (Microsoft specially) actually tried to create a wide variety of IPs.
      Funny enough this is more or less Sony's fault.
      When it tried to push Nintendo out of the industry by keeping all the third parties away from it. The results was that Nintendo was forced to survive only with its IPs and by proxy creating the most powerful IPs on the industry.

    • @GalaxyBoy-Robloxstuff
      @GalaxyBoy-Robloxstuff Год назад +2

      @@linkhuesitos15 ok

  • @imperatorneroauaugustus4832
    @imperatorneroauaugustus4832 Год назад +31

    3:01 *bonk* sounds

  • @mrsnulch
    @mrsnulch Год назад +94

    These over-the-top Japanese accents are honestly killing me. As the video goes on and on I start laughing harder, it's just relentless. Goodo pointo.

  • @necropolistc6357
    @necropolistc6357 Год назад +186

    if they don't sell it anymore, then I don't see the problem

    • @unsureofachannelname1257
      @unsureofachannelname1257 Год назад +22

      There no point of making a Profit of a
      DEAD GAME when no one buying it

    • @chillvibed
      @chillvibed Год назад +23

      @Unsure of a channel name? its really dumb the more you think about it. Cause they Can't make anymore money off a 30 year old or even 20 year old game. The developers don't see a profit anymore. Only a second hand seller (us) can make money with it. So their stance is just greed. Royalties don't exist with games. They act like it does tho

    • @AA-lz4wq
      @AA-lz4wq Год назад +3

      @@chillvibed Yes, it's merely greed. However, you shouldn't look over the fact that piracy hurts the industry on its entirety and small devs are the most affected even if you only pirate old games from big companies. Not gonna waste my time explaining basic economy to you guys, but to avoid paying for the stuff you use can't be a good thing for the people selling it.

    • @saxor96
      @saxor96 Год назад +22

      @@AA-lz4wq of course piracy of just-released games is outright wrong in 99% of cases.
      But piracy of really old games doesn't hurt anybody except speculators, which are, in fact, neither the creators nor the owners.

    • @MajinCCBThePrince
      @MajinCCBThePrince Год назад +1

      @@chillvibed it's not like games are constantly rereleased... oh, wait....

  • @hoshimichi23
    @hoshimichi23 Год назад +16

    "Hey, in that orphanage there is a kid called Mario, throw the nukes."

  • @adrian_veidt
    @adrian_veidt 6 месяцев назад +54

    Fucx you, Nintendo.
    Rip Yuzu

    • @dredgenspace
      @dredgenspace 5 месяцев назад +4

      They couldn't stop us now suyu exists :)

    • @Roo-vy2cI
      @Roo-vy2cI 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@dredgenspaceDMCA down..

    • @ZeroDayEx
      @ZeroDayEx 4 месяца назад +5

      @@Roo-vy2cI internet archive has still the latest version yuzu released before taken down LOL

    • @megaman37456
      @megaman37456 4 месяца назад

      @@ZeroDayEx Holy shit that's hilarious!

    • @SSJ4Vegiito
      @SSJ4Vegiito 3 месяца назад

      Hell yes, so glad Yuzu is gone

  • @Ynthawn
    @Ynthawn Год назад +30

    2:01 Green Mile

  • @TBoneTony
    @TBoneTony Год назад +36

    1:35 Miyamoto: We should find their house and
    Furukawa: Minecraft them
    Miyamoto: What?
    LOL

  • @elton_titor3708
    @elton_titor3708 Год назад +48

    "You alumosto killudo a chiludo" LMAO 3:09

  • @cheeseisgood17
    @cheeseisgood17 3 месяца назад +18

    Here after Vimm's Lair. RIP.

  • @KnightSlasher
    @KnightSlasher Год назад +107

    Nintendo copyright policies are out of wack you can't even use music from their old games that nobody plays anymore without getting copystrike

    • @harrybest2041
      @harrybest2041 Год назад +16

      Using Nintendo's music as background music in your videos is fine, just not when you upload the track on its own.

    • @dreyvinnash
      @dreyvinnash Год назад +22

      @@harrybest2041 ironically, this isn't true. Seen many times where using their music got people strikes on youtube or even sued, unless they're part of the nintendo creator's program, which requires you to pay nintendo a portion of your profits.

    • @Gravity_304
      @Gravity_304 Год назад +13

      ​@@dreyvinnashWait, you do what? Is that really how Nintendo creator program works? Most creator programs nowadays include companies GIVING money to the creators and is Nintendo doing the exact fucking opposite? what in the actual fuck 💀

    • @RCusuno
      @RCusuno Год назад +15

      @@Gravity_304 It was like that a couple years ago where people using Nintendo music regardless of intentions got ID-Claimed instantly, and couldn't get any money unless they were in the now defunct creator's program that would split your income between you, RUclips AND Nintendo.
      Nowadays Nintendo doesn't care if you use their music in a transformative way.
      However, it's hard to use Nintendo music as background music when the unofficial (and mostly only) sources on RUclips get taken down constantly.

    • @clapiotis
      @clapiotis Год назад +2

      Nintendo's copyright policies are universal policies. Where do you live? In China?

  • @ianeons9278
    @ianeons9278 Год назад +13

    Furukawa: We go to their house and shoo- I mean sue them!
    Miyamoto: Understandable

  • @Speed-TV
    @Speed-TV Год назад +38

    0:23 I love the Tomodachi life music. I wish they made Tomodachi life 2 for the nintendo switch.

    • @tobyzilla
      @tobyzilla Год назад +2

      Same

    • @leeum20real
      @leeum20real Год назад

      At Nintendo we introduce to you the 3DS Nintendo online expansion pack!

  • @plushluigi7417
    @plushluigi7417 Год назад +14

    The fact that miamoto is the one that tries to resolve the issue peacefully.

  • @foofofdeath
    @foofofdeath Год назад +16

    I like how Shigeru was trying to be the voice of reason while Furukawa resorted immediately to violence! 😂

  • @blaster915
    @blaster915 Год назад +40

    I spat out my tea at the "kill him part" 😂

  • @dexterthecat9580
    @dexterthecat9580 Год назад +322

    This captures the situation PERFECTLY! It’s not the game developers fault, it’s the higherups, that make them do this! I am sure the higherups are just corrupted by greed.

    • @joshbacon8241
      @joshbacon8241 Год назад +32

      Because all the higher-ups care about is MONEY. 🤑💵

    • @pexoto5093
      @pexoto5093 Год назад +6

      @@joshbacon8241 basically

    • @transcendentsacredcourage
      @transcendentsacredcourage Год назад +6

      @@joshbacon8241
      That's ANY organization.

    • @ErikratKhandnalie
      @ErikratKhandnalie Год назад +1

      That's capitalism for ya. The only thing that matters is money.

    • @friendlyneighborhoodnoob
      @friendlyneighborhoodnoob Год назад

      Why would a BILLION dollar company care so much about a few $100 not going to their bank account?

  • @ssstylish2681
    @ssstylish2681 Год назад +12

    The only thing worst than Nintendo is the Nintendo fanboys

  • @Abowlofrice65
    @Abowlofrice65 Год назад +19

    2:14 this what he does if he have a bad day

  • @flowrepins6663
    @flowrepins6663 4 месяца назад +5

    In brazil there is a consitutional law that when an artist dies his work goes throw sons heritage stuff and then becomes available to public after 50 years. Is hard to do that with games as companies own them.

  • @daofficerofthenoodles7504
    @daofficerofthenoodles7504 Год назад +6

    I remember I was playing the og super Mario on my computer and then someone went up to me and said "why don't you just get snes and play Mario there" SURE LET ME SPEND 5000 DOLLARS TO PLAY MARIO

  • @AnnetteEllington
    @AnnetteEllington Год назад +71

    1:20 *_M E A N_*

  • @FBManimations
    @FBManimations 4 месяца назад +3

    "I said to delete the game, not the child!'

  • @TheOutlandishGamer_
    @TheOutlandishGamer_ Год назад +160

    It's truly amazing what some people are able to create using stock images & voice synths. Great work!

  • @pwnomega4562
    @pwnomega4562 Год назад +10

    I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Nintendo would go this far over a few pirates.

  • @AceSpadeThePikachu
    @AceSpadeThePikachu Год назад +4

    The fact that Nintendo spends so much on legal battles just to make sure their older games never see the light of day means it's not about money to them. They're like a chronically depressed artist who can't stand to look at something they drew one year ago.

  • @terpsidance.
    @terpsidance. Год назад +5

    I appreciate that Miyamoto draws the line at murdering a child.

  • @kabardino1337
    @kabardino1337 Год назад +202

    This is the best Peternity video so far.
    Great story and everything, I rate 10 stars

    • @hanspetrich6520
      @hanspetrich6520 Год назад +1

      100% agree
      I was in tears throughout

    • @lunara4545
      @lunara4545 Год назад

      For me too it's 10 out of 5 Stars!!

  • @simoneisella6351
    @simoneisella6351 3 месяца назад +3

    2:50 this is what happened if you download pretty blood:

  • @Omitzo2
    @Omitzo2 Год назад +7

    That child just went to another dimension 10 light years away

  • @MrBonessss
    @MrBonessss Год назад +4

    Kid: *makes a version of Mario outta popsicle sticks and homemade stuff like a wooden Gameboy*
    Nintendo: Alright, ready the missile salvo men!!

  • @nightterror6727
    @nightterror6727 Год назад +19

    Nintendo: Stop pirating our old games.
    Everyone: Alright, just give us a legal way to obtain them.
    Nintendo: *No*

    • @Tymoniska
      @Tymoniska Год назад

      wii, wii u, new 3ds and nintendo switch online exists 😡😡

    • @IWillNeverThinkOfAGoodHandle
      @IWillNeverThinkOfAGoodHandle Год назад +9

      @@Tymoniska yeah and half of those consoles had their eShop shut down

    • @AnimatedCarl
      @AnimatedCarl Год назад +2

      @@IWillNeverThinkOfAGoodHandle The Wii U and 3DS are still live until March 2023, so you CAN still obtain games legally.
      The NES and SNES Classic systems were ALSO legal ways to obtain these games.
      And getting the Nintendo Switch Online service is ANOTHER legal way to obtain those games. You were already getting that service to play Mario Kart 8 or Splatoon or Fortnite or something anyway. The NES and SNES games are a bonus.
      Stop acting like this discussion is anything more than people acting entitled. It'd be one thing if you all were ACTUALLY emulating games that don't have legal releases like Mother 3, but it is always popular titles or recent titles.

    • @ruler_of_everything
      @ruler_of_everything Год назад +1

      @@AnimatedCarl alright smartypants
      what happens after march 2023?
      is every handheld since the game boy and every game library above the nintendo 64 just going to be illegal to play now?

    • @AnimatedCarl
      @AnimatedCarl Год назад +1

      @@ruler_of_everything The snarky response is "you had a decade to buy these. services end and that sucks, but that's how things go."
      But the real answer is that is when the service issue you like to quote Gaben for starts. Until then, those games are legally available and you're just trying to justify pirating with a reason that isn't true and won't be for four months.

  • @maddestmike5791
    @maddestmike5791 Год назад +4

    If Nintendo made adequate ways to legally play their older games they wouldn't have such a piracy problem.

  • @0_ooo0
    @0_ooo0 4 месяца назад +2

    remember its only illegal if you get caught.

  • @ppoly
    @ppoly Год назад +15

    "They take our games, and we take their life"

  • @nathankirkha
    @nathankirkha Год назад +9

    When he said HOLY S**TTO i bloody lost it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dryt0a5t7
    @dryt0a5t7 Год назад +26

    1:56 Righto. Gooda pointo.

  • @amarait2
    @amarait2 4 месяца назад +4

    the irony a company crying over non existent loses when they couldve rereleased an old game.

  • @cornparade6874
    @cornparade6874 Год назад +12

    Something about Miyamoto saying "Letsa go" made me chuckle

  • @RhythicManRhythm
    @RhythicManRhythm Год назад +19

    1:05 Planet of the kongs is what I think of.

  • @RVGamer06
    @RVGamer06 Год назад +2

    Oh boy, the urge to reform copyright law just in a way that makes Nintendo lose every lawsuit.

  • @davidgarrett4327
    @davidgarrett4327 Год назад +14

    3:23 PETERNITY PUNJABI RABEEL!??

  • @KhakiCap
    @KhakiCap Год назад +17

    "It's morally correct to pirate Nintendo games"
    -someone, 20xx

    • @colleagueriley860
      @colleagueriley860 Год назад

      It’s morally correct to respect the rights of others.

    • @MajinCCBThePrince
      @MajinCCBThePrince Год назад

      @@colleagueriley860 pretty sure that refusing to pay for things that cost money isn't a right.

    • @PellaeonEU
      @PellaeonEU Год назад

      Yes

  • @Springtrap014
    @Springtrap014 4 месяца назад +3

    Me who has like four Nintendo emulators on my phone:💀

  • @lilbill7385
    @lilbill7385 Год назад +13

    Times like this make me miss the Virtual Shop on the Nintendo eshop

  • @lawnmower6591
    @lawnmower6591 Год назад +9

    If this gets taken down, it's canon.

  • @SuperWiiBros08
    @SuperWiiBros08 4 месяца назад +3

    The style reminds me to my funny Nintendo HQ videos, this is really good lmao

  • @ohmilkysmile
    @ohmilkysmile Год назад +7

    this needs to be a literal full blown series

  • @sardinianleftist
    @sardinianleftist Год назад +16

    when he said "it's suing time" i broke down

    • @Goomba1309
      @Goomba1309 Год назад +3

      My favorite part is when he said "it's suing time" and sued all over the place, truly a breathtaking moment

    • @sardinianleftist
      @sardinianleftist Год назад +1

      @@Goomba1309 yeah man

  • @silent_bocchi
    @silent_bocchi 3 месяца назад +5

    In my country piracy is legal 🗿

  • @Supermariocyrus
    @Supermariocyrus 3 месяца назад +1

    Nintendo really is great at giving you what you want the moment that you accept that it’s gone forever.

  • @TheJooJq
    @TheJooJq Год назад +4

    funny thing is that emulation isn't actually illegal, it becomes illegal when you don't actually have the game itself

  • @Godzilla_Beast_of_Revelation
    @Godzilla_Beast_of_Revelation 4 месяца назад +5

    Someone should send this to Nintendo

  • @ApexGale
    @ApexGale Год назад +22

    is that part at 0:50 the gibberish from team fabulous 2 lmao

    • @olivesouch6423
      @olivesouch6423 Год назад +1

      He's supposed to say arigato not Thanks in English.

    • @TheCyanCrewmate
      @TheCyanCrewmate 8 месяцев назад

      It’s the Animal Crossing voices.

    • @ApexGale
      @ApexGale 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@TheCyanCrewmate nah its definitely the soldier's gibberish from tf2 lol

  • @divineboi97
    @divineboi97 8 месяцев назад +2

    Absolutely pirate every old Nintendo game

  • @jumbovape4263
    @jumbovape4263 Год назад +6

    “We know about our users more than they do “ 💀

  • @tedbasher3000
    @tedbasher3000 Год назад +5

    that kid uses more logic in 10 seconds than a twitter user does in 10 decades

  • @Raylightsen
    @Raylightsen 8 месяцев назад +4

    Is morally correct to pirate nintendo games.

  • @ahmethacikasimoglu5819
    @ahmethacikasimoglu5819 4 месяца назад +2

    There should be a world wide law that will make Nintendo not be able strike any lawsuits

  • @ToastBaked.504
    @ToastBaked.504 Год назад +3

    Funfact: Super Mario World is Miyamoto's favorite Mario game, he would definitely do this.

  • @Semartify
    @Semartify Год назад +10

    This is why I emulate SEGA GAMES

  • @bringmechaos666
    @bringmechaos666 Год назад +2

    They say everytime you download a rom of Pokemon yellow, Tajiri cries a single tear

  • @theforgottenplayer9215
    @theforgottenplayer9215 Год назад +17

    Nothing is scarier than the Anti Piracy screens from Nintendo games.

  • @ThankYouFor10YearsofFun
    @ThankYouFor10YearsofFun Год назад +3

    Meanwhile Sega: You're hired!

  • @alexanderpovey1973
    @alexanderpovey1973 Год назад +17

    same phone call sound effect at 0:57 used i flying kittys vid

  • @phusikinema5020
    @phusikinema5020 4 месяца назад +2

    I dream of a new console that would read all the old games.