@@dpie4859 More than any human ever? What's your age? Bill Gates alone changed the world himself more than 20 Elon put together and he (Bill) isn't even that influential.
Seriously, I was just in London and it felt like a mixture of nice walking and fast travel via the subway or a network of buses (DLR?). Helps that London is a densely packed and interesting city though… America is designed like a sprawl of parking lots and shopping centers already. I say rip everything up and also do human-centric city planning and architecture though.
Theres plenty of proof thats not the case. That would mean every fsd enabled Tesla around the world also has a secret technician controlling it when someone activates it on their private car
Agree, even if the cars are driving autonomous here, everyone knows they have been driving Teslas around the WB lot for months now. So they could all be hard trained on the lot route data. The robot talking is clearly someone on a mic.
People who buy this types of cars, sometimes I wonder where they work, because I've been a doctor for more than 8 years and I have still not gotten my dream car.
Of course this type of cars are not meant for salary earners because salary job is just like modern slavery. You work for 8 years and you couldn't buy a car
Yes I totally agree with you guys, I just hit Five hundred and thirty thousand dollars in my portfolio today from my tesla stock . I couldn't have achieved this if I had depended on my salary.
I'm 37, I've been looking for legal ways to be successful and I always hear people making it huge, please how does this crypto and stock investment works?
Good things take time. Just because Elon's timelines are optimistic, it doesn't mean what his company does is not impressive and at an impressive timeline. Basically Tesla is doing something that has never been done before. They are the first to make the road.
As someone else said MOST RIDES ARE ONLY 1-2 ppl. But also they already have a car, a truck and a suv with same capabilities. And they unveiled a van for up to 20 ppl. That covered every size of group ride needed
Exactly, a two person car should have looked like a self balancing scooter with a seat behind one, so the roads can fit more of them. But this is what Elon decided to be humankind's future. So let's leave it to the intelligent.
As someone who has to rely on public transport due to visual impairment after an injury, public transport never gives the same freedom and flexibility of having your own transport.
The specs were impossible, then he added flying😂 I'm sure we'll see it "next year". Funny how everything is next year, then next year, it moves to next year.
@@sharpvidtube And the first one they ever made that was supposed to go to the actual founder of the company was instead given to Elon, who blasted it into space because he's such a caring individual.
Isn’t that what that 20 seater was for? Let’s be honest, the car industry isn’t gonna allow Elon to create mass transit. The Coke Brothers or what ever their name was wouldn’t even allow cities to have trains.
@@nawab256the Koch brothers and you’re right. But 20 seater pods are ridiculous and won’t solve our traffic problem. Mass transit means having proper electric buses, dedicated railways in high density corridors. And it’s not just about building new tech or cars. It’s a problem of planning and policy something that Elon seems to have little grasp over.
Or for someone to remotely hack it and make it drive you somewhere, or into something. We've already had hacks that can remotely release parking brakes.
do we send the repair bills directly to Elon's insurance company when your robot taxi crashes into an waymo while swerving to avoid an amazon delivery drone sitting dazed and confused in the middle of the road waiting to re-establish a gps signal?
No, obviously Google and Jeff Bezos will sue you, directly and you will never recover from it. You will have accepted all liabilities and risks just by entering the car. No skin off Elons back. 🎉
So...Why aren't more people asking this - were ANY of the Cybercab and Optimus demos last night actually autonomous using FSD, or were they preprogrammed and remote operated respectively? The clips of Optimus at the bar clearly seemed like human operation, and the Cybercab operation didn't have the feel of FSD
Oh, but the hyperloop exists, don't you know? Of course, it is just a tunnel with very slowly moving Teslas that cannot even operate in such a controlled environment on their own, but need a human driver instead, but, but, but this is "more profound than you think". Of course, he could have done it properly because "it's not that hard." Complete conman.
It is so clear he himself does not believe a single world of his own BS. Also the guy has zero product yet. What we need is good public transportation and small, cheap, electrical vehicles.
private or public transportation is about ownership. Two different arguments. This man is promoting the product to be owned. By the way, I agree with you that the actor in providing the transportation service to the citizens should be public.
@@kajsagauza In public transportation, as the distance gets shorter, the capacity of the vehicle decreases. Different solutions are required for each distance. There will always be a need for taxis in urban transportation. I don't like Elon. But each solution should be evaluated within its own limitations. If you want to criticize Elon or Tesla, that's fine by me. But if your counter arguments come from the point of the unnecessaryness of services such as taxis and Uber, the exchange of ideas cannot progress.
Crazy that google is the first company to actually pull off robo taxis while this guy, who literally owns a car company, has been selling pipe dreams for 10 years now
The capacity seems fine, it just looks really cramped. It would be hard to get around in there with an average sized backpack. It's the bus a person envisioned that never rode a bus in their life.
@@GregtheMad A small bus fits like 50-70 people (incl. standing). A tiny "Sprinter Bus" can seat 24 people. 20 won't solve anything and the only cost-saving comes from having no driver
If you look at the full presentation he didn't say it's a bus but a van to transport a party. So all the people board together and are travelling to the same destination.
How many years has Musk been saying FSD is "a year away"? Pretty doubtful either of these vehicles hit the road, at least within the next decade. All of this feels like someone desperately trying to get the stock price back up to where it was
@@coolcat23 Hes a conman until it works, then he promises something new and he will be a conman once again until that comes out and the cycle continues. When you are working on the cutting edge you never know what you don't know.
@@coolcat23 Remember when so many years ago he told folks that their cars will magically leave their house while they sleep or at work to own them money. People bought Teslas on that promise YEARS ago and they're still going to have to wait. Just like how people still have to wait for FSD despite spending thousands of dollars for hardware they needed to upgrade and still have, at best, a buggy beta whos quality changes up and down with each update. As tech experts say "Don't buy a product on the promise of future software"
@@h2olabs966 He absolutely knows. He knowingly lies for marketing purposes. It's his MO because his biggest fans don't care and would buy his farts if he bottled them.
lol if they just made it a normal car, I think the stock price would have jumped to 270 haha like lord maybe we just want a good cheap ev not some ai slop
Did you watch the full event? Renting them is more profitable than selling, also they want to transition and not just be a “cars” company but an energy, robotics and AI company. The market is SO MUCH BIGGER when you optimize for those things.
That'll never happen as long as oil companies call the shots. More cars and planes = more profits... On the flip side, China has built out an extensive high speed rail network in only the last 20+ years because they don't have massive corporations buying their leaders.
@@duckvs.chipanddale585 The Northeast US has an “acceptable” rail system. The rest of the country may be in “the top 20”, but that’s like being the 20th biggest automaker - technically better than most countries, but only because most countries have absolutely atrocious rail systems. Among industrialized/“first world” countries, US rail is dead last. “Miles of rail per person” US is 20th. “Miles of rail per square mile of land area” US is 52nd. “Percent of rail miles electrified” US is 76th - fourth-LOWEST amount countries with any electrified rail. Oh, and the vast majority of US rail is for freight. Those numbers are even worse for passenger rail. (And Amtrak owns almost none of its long-distance routes’ rails - it has to use freight carriers’ rails, who regularly prioritize freight over Amtrak, even though legally Amtrak should have preference.)
You mean like they did with electric cars in the early 00s? I get it, it doesn't seem to make sense but to act like he's doing anything different than how he operated with the first Tesla is wild at this point. He is who he is, someone who pushes the envelope, regardless if it's detrimental in the present or to himself. Hate or like him, he just does whatever he wants and doesn't care.
Only that anyone else has never achieved what Musk has achieved. He is the best person for it. I mean space xai, x, tesla, boring company, neural link....the man leads severa highly sucessfull companies and has already achieved more than any ceo out there. If not him, who else?
@@Easore Elon made none of those things. He at best funded them. He paid to have his name added as a "founder" of Tesla, X is such a failure - it's value is less than half what it was, and news articles still have to refer to it as "formerly Twitter", The Boring Company is a company without a product or purpose. What has Neural Link done exactly? How about the Hyperloop, is that a viable mode of transit? (the answer is no) The only companies that Elon actually started and that have accomplished things are PayPal (which he left early on, so most of the success was after him leaving), and SpaceX which is managing to succeed despite Elon. Thankfully he hasn't fired all the smart and competent people who are the real people that make things work there like he did at Twitter (currently known as "X").
I lost over $80k when everything started to tank. Not because I was in an exchange that went belly up. I was just stupid to hold and because that's what everyone said… I'm still responsible. It just taught me to be a better investor now that I understand more of what could go wrong. It took me over two years of being in the market, I'm really grateful I found one source to recover my money, at least $10k profits weekly and all thanks to Anita Jo Humphrey for her guide
All of his ideas come from SciFi movies... iRobot, The Martian, Total Recall, & like you say Minority Report... I can't wait for the flying cars like in Blade Runner!
@@robertmandl9326 the overwhelming majority of people are perfectly capable of driving a car. So why not be stupid and actually cater to what the overwhelming majority of people want?
Don't forget the "robots". If that wasn't real time motion-capture, it was at least manually triggered motion-capture. I bet those in the gazebo were welded to the floor so that they don't fall over.
Oh look, it's that time of the year when Elon tells you FSD is "very likely" coming "next year or possibly a year later". See ya'll next year for the same announcement.
We're definitely not at that level of AI/ML to be able to have a completely autonomous vehicle. For Elon to say that you can fall asleep at the wheel and wake up at your destination is kinda wild.
You can in a Waymo. They are already safer than human drivers. That being said, I have zero faith in Elon-led-Tesla to be able to execute anything like this in the next 10 years.
@@yt_user892No they don't. Have a look at the AI Day presentation from a few years ago, they clearly explained why LiDAR is not the way to go. And if it was, Waymo would already have its service everywhere. Same for the other companies following the same approach. The last FSD supervised version seems pretty good at driving and is not limited to a specific city.
So, this was essentially the 'launch' of a much anticipated (and hyped) product that MIGHT be available in two years. Maybe. Oh, and a shiny new object (Robovan) that MIGHT exist at some unspecified time in the future. Oh, and a few robot tricks that Boston Dynamics was surpassing years and years ago. Shut up and take my money!!!
I'm pretty sure Elon makes these announcements to increase Tesla stock Because every time something is announced it takes forever for anyone to actually get it
Ok, so, in Elon's mind: a world with a bunch of self-driving cars and some robots = age of abundance. We already have much more technology than we had, say, in the 80's, and I wouldn't say that we have more abundance than we had back then. Abundance comes from having money coming in that actually allows you to buy stuff.
More abundance for the rich. At the rate in which the financial gap between low wage earners and the richest of the population has been growing, there will be more poverty in the future, not less. Especially, if one, like Elmo Mollusk, supports politicians who give tax breaks to the rich and have no plans for non-billionaires (only "concepts of a plan"). Elmo Mollusk is not wrong in principle, humanity could manage to give each human more time to self-actualise, but this won't work without the kind of redistribution Mollusk and Trump refer to as "communism". A worker, juggling three jobs to make ends meet, won't have the opportunity to buy a Cyberscam car that will earn them money. Elmo Mollusk has become a complete conman.
@@hollowmoose That's true. But if houses, food, and basic services are less affordable than before, complaining about it with a $20k robot is hardly going to help.
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"You can fall asleep and wake up at your destination". Yeah. The afterlife
Your line deserves more likes imo.
I’m a firm believer that FSD will be solved but I chucked at this comment. Well played. 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 you got me
Your are saying it like that was not my destination.
omg that is hilarious
It's like Elon makes up dates and numbers right on stage.
It does eventually happen, even if it takes a few years more 😂
I feel bad for the actual engineers that have their great work ruined by this weirdo.
How dare you - he puts way more thought into it than that. He scribbles them down before he runs onto stage.
he makes up everything he says
@@cionheart oh ok.
This could have been an email
Hahaha! Comment of the day. 🥇
You can't lie convincingly in an email.
🤣🤣
This could have been a tweet 😮
😂😂😂😂
Sooooo what about the Roadster? Did the Tesla Roadster stopped existing or...?
It has reached end of life.
@@wuchengranschiiet9992 He means the new one.
Also the truck, announced but not really happening.
What Roadster, there was never a Roadster, look a robot!! ....
This is the robotaxi event, not the roadster event.
Roadster is being worked with SpaceX team
Hey everybody look, it's Mr Promises, back from the road again.
True that he is too optimistic. But he has delivered Incredible products for Tesla and SpaceX. More than almost any other human ever in history.
@@dpie4859 More than any human ever? What's your age? Bill Gates alone changed the world himself more than 20 Elon put together and he (Bill) isn't even that influential.
@@dpie4859 elonsexual
Chappelle reference 🤣
@@dpie4859For someone so optimistic he does love selling his shares. It's not optimism it's greed.
"Can we get good public transit like the rest of the world?"
no you can have dystopian robo-taxi instead
Seriously, I was just in London and it felt like a mixture of nice walking and fast travel via the subway or a network of buses (DLR?). Helps that London is a densely packed and interesting city though… America is designed like a sprawl of parking lots and shopping centers already. I say rip everything up and also do human-centric city planning and architecture though.
Tesla is a PRIVATE company. why would they be involved with PUBLIC transit
Ah yes, the dystopia of getting in a vehicle that drives you places. Horrific.
reddit freak
@@dvngnt Musk once was hyping up that scam hyperloop so he could kill the railway project in California so he could sell more cars.
“Individualized mass transit” this guy is actually off his rocks
This just kicked the can down the road yet again. It was an announcement of nothing at all.
What else can he do, fsd is level 2, it can never do what he says
It was a disaster.
@@Withnail1969 You're a disaster.
Just wait for the Musk cultists to try and defend it with their usual copious amount of copium.
Don't you mix up announcement and presentation?
nothing you see here is autonomous. Taxis, van, robots, they are all guided remotely by a technicians
Theres plenty of proof thats not the case. That would mean every fsd enabled Tesla around the world also has a secret technician controlling it when someone activates it on their private car
Agree, even if the cars are driving autonomous here, everyone knows they have been driving Teslas around the WB lot for months now. So they could all be hard trained on the lot route data. The robot talking is clearly someone on a mic.
@@AsuraVeri yo genius, if they can do it at WB studios, they can do it elsewhere with this data collection approach too LMFAO you liberals man
truly low IQ
@@akhilsharma2712Tesla can't do that even if it is the only car driving a mere mile in a dedicated tunnel 😂
People who buy this types of cars, sometimes I wonder where they work, because I've been a doctor for more than 8 years and I have still not gotten my dream car.
Hahahaha😄😄😄😄😄
Of course this type of cars are not meant for salary earners because salary job is just like modern slavery. You work for 8 years and you couldn't buy a car
Stock investment has been the most lucrative way to make money and succeed in today's world, no doubt.
Yes I totally agree with you guys, I just hit Five hundred and thirty thousand dollars in my portfolio today from my tesla stock . I couldn't have achieved this if I had depended on my salary.
I'm 37, I've been looking for legal ways to be successful and I always hear people making it huge, please how does this crypto and stock investment works?
We were told fully unsupervised FSD was 2 years away like a decade ago, so what we thinking? 15 years?
And the technology has proven much more difficult, especially ethically.
Good things take time. Just because Elon's timelines are optimistic, it doesn't mean what his company does is not impressive and at an impressive timeline. Basically Tesla is doing something that has never been done before. They are the first to make the road.
S*ck a d*** and some b*** on your way back.
That's not true actually. Check your facts.
@@m.a3914 Elmo's timelines aren't "optimistic", they are fraudulent. Also, other automakers are ahead of Tesla when it comes to full self-driving.
Inductive charging? For this much power, why be wasteful like this? I thought we were trying to save the planet.
Humans take more energy than inductive charging. Better than having humans plug it in
@@Shapar95 how about a robot making a physical connection?
„we“? 😂😂😂
Well, main goal is to look cool.
Almost like saying more cars will help eliminate parking lots and create green space...
Does the cyber cab only have 2 seats? Weird decision if that is the case
More cars on the road is more fun.. and more money for the scamcar company!
Most rides have two or less people. Think of all the times you've driven a car in the last month how many of them have had more than 2 people?
As someone else said MOST RIDES ARE ONLY
1-2 ppl. But also they already have a car, a truck and a suv with same capabilities. And they unveiled a van for up to 20 ppl. That covered every size of group ride needed
Exactly, a two person car should have looked like a self balancing scooter with a seat behind one, so the roads can fit more of them. But this is what Elon decided to be humankind's future. So let's leave it to the intelligent.
What I thought. A two seater can be way smaller than this.
Families: hey Elon, we’d love a Tesla style Honda Odyssey
Elon: here’s the Roboven! A 20 passenger subway car on wheels!
The driving door stopper at the end really killed me 🤣. Not to mention the I,Robot vibes when those Robots slowly marched in.
It's a scam.
What if we take a bus/box truck…but make it terrible.
(Also 100% BEV instead of Trollybus 🤮)
@@Kiev-in-3-days and you're a waste of life
robots have a battery life of like 15 minutes, so we are safe i think
Sure buddy.
a bus with proper connections like in Europe can beat this 1000x.
yea but taking the bus is horrible
@@B-705horrible? In the west? Try getting one in Asia
As someone who has to rely on public transport due to visual impairment after an injury, public transport never gives the same freedom and flexibility of having your own transport.
@@duwest that is true
Hhhmmm sounds like it might not be here till the 2030’s… :/
2050
doubt it. Add another 50
2026 isn’t 2030 😂
You mean the 2080,s?
It will never come out probably. The tech is not there yet, it’s just a show to inflate his stocks, this is the only thing he really cares about.
"You can fall asleep and wake up at your destination" 💀
You at your destination *Heaven* 👀
Your FINAL DESTINATION
😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣
Or if you get lucky, a hospital bed.
😂
No wonder it was in a Hollywood studio. Convincingly props 😂
Reminder that the Tesla Roadster never came out.
The specs were impossible, then he added flying😂 I'm sure we'll see it "next year". Funny how everything is next year, then next year, it moves to next year.
@@sharpvidtube And the first one they ever made that was supposed to go to the actual founder of the company was instead given to Elon, who blasted it into space because he's such a caring individual.
The cart is always before the horse when it comes to Elon. He’s like the human equivalent to the development cycle of Cyberpunk 2077.
If he cared he would work on Mass Transit.
Isn’t that what that 20 seater was for? Let’s be honest, the car industry isn’t gonna allow Elon to create mass transit. The Coke Brothers or what ever their name was wouldn’t even allow cities to have trains.
Elon literally stopped HSR from coming to California. I don't think it can ever be said he cares about mass transit.
@@nawab256 yeah, I posted before the end of the video admittedly. I didn't expect that. Hopefully it will be used in that way.
@@nawab256the Koch brothers and you’re right. But 20 seater pods are ridiculous and won’t solve our traffic problem. Mass transit means having proper electric buses, dedicated railways in high density corridors. And it’s not just about building new tech or cars. It’s a problem of planning and policy something that Elon seems to have little grasp over.
Working on infrastructure in the US is hell.
Let China handle that.
The dude cares about the planet as much as I care about Elon!
Without a steering wheel is madness. Imagine you being kidnapped by a car and you can’t intercept or whatever
I can’t
Eventually they will put the top half of an Optimus robot in it, so you can re-enact the scene from Total Recall.
Or for someone to remotely hack it and make it drive you somewhere, or into something. We've already had hacks that can remotely release parking brakes.
@@TalesOfWar that’s why. Do Elon really cares about safety then
Big red emergency stop button hopefully will stay.
do we send the repair bills directly to Elon's insurance company when your robot taxi crashes into an waymo while swerving to avoid an amazon delivery drone sitting dazed and confused in the middle of the road waiting to re-establish a gps signal?
😅😂🤣🤡
Beidou not gps
No, obviously Google and Jeff Bezos will sue you, directly and you will never recover from it. You will have accepted all liabilities and risks just by entering the car. No skin off Elons back. 🎉
So...Why aren't more people asking this - were ANY of the Cybercab and Optimus demos last night actually autonomous using FSD, or were they preprogrammed and remote operated respectively? The clips of Optimus at the bar clearly seemed like human operation, and the Cybercab operation didn't have the feel of FSD
And this will come before or after the hyper loop? Asking for a friend
Oh, but the hyperloop exists, don't you know? Of course, it is just a tunnel with very slowly moving Teslas that cannot even operate in such a controlled environment on their own, but need a human driver instead, but, but, but this is "more profound than you think". Of course, he could have done it properly because "it's not that hard." Complete conman.
It's called a hypeloop.
So something like trains or buses but worse
But... But... "Hyperloop!"
So, 2030.
Nah. 2040.
More like 20-Never
2077. This is why he's dressed up like in cyberpunk
Never if they refuse to use LIDAR.
Just another stock booster
...and you know how realistic this is, judging by the Tesla roaster and Tesla truck.
@@x3merx3mer
Stock dropped immediately upon opening...still down... Total hype fail
The Semi has been delivered though. Ok in a small amount of units so far, but still.
Everything is an estimated, what if What if …
It’s all hyped, we’re not falling for it this time Elon.
It is so clear he himself does not believe a single world of his own BS. Also the guy has zero product yet. What we need is good public transportation and small, cheap, electrical vehicles.
private or public transportation is about ownership. Two different arguments. This man is promoting the product to be owned. By the way, I agree with you that the actor in providing the transportation service to the citizens should be public.
@kaplansedat Tesla is supported by taxpayers' money. Government should fund the development of rail networks instead
I'm sorry... Are you blind??
@@kajsagauzano it isn't. Show me the evidence!!
@@kajsagauza In public transportation, as the distance gets shorter, the capacity of the vehicle decreases. Different solutions are required for each distance. There will always be a need for taxis in urban transportation. I don't like Elon. But each solution should be evaluated within its own limitations. If you want to criticize Elon or Tesla, that's fine by me. But if your counter arguments come from the point of the unnecessaryness of services such as taxis and Uber, the exchange of ideas cannot progress.
He should be in jail for stock market manipulation. His lying has become ridiculous now
In jail and with a straitjacket on. The guy is nuts!
@@stefan2796 yeah believe some wacko youtube commentator lol that made my night.
More vaporware...
4:00 so a bus.... "Sick" public transport
Tesla's stock is gonna drop like a rock tomorrow
Yup, it did. Was to be expected tho.
@@SamFigueroa Well...Since all of Musk's money comes from hyping stock he owns.... I'd say he failed.
Crazy that google is the first company to actually pull off robo taxis while this guy, who literally owns a car company, has been selling pipe dreams for 10 years now
Tell me you're poor and have never seen fsd in operation without telling me you're poor.
All those damn reCaptchas!
@@icecoldchilipreppersFSD can't work even if it is the only car in a dedicated tunnel. Still needs a driver 😂
iRobot and a bus with terrible capacity… what a visionary.
Wake me up when any of it is actually shipping
The capacity seems fine, it just looks really cramped. It would be hard to get around in there with an average sized backpack.
It's the bus a person envisioned that never rode a bus in their life.
@@GregtheMad A small bus fits like 50-70 people (incl. standing).
A tiny "Sprinter Bus" can seat 24 people.
20 won't solve anything and the only cost-saving comes from having no driver
You're more useful the rest of humanity while you're sleeping...so please...keep sleeping. Please nobody wake him up...
@@martini380
They dont maximize the seat postion and quantity, probably for personal experience.
A sprinter is cramped more than this.
If you look at the full presentation he didn't say it's a bus but a van to transport a party. So all the people board together and are travelling to the same destination.
I wish Elon would invent the train.
I don't think he's capable of being that intelligent.
Let’s make it with tires on highways
That vision of the future sounds like my nightmare
How many years has Musk been saying FSD is "a year away"?
Pretty doubtful either of these vehicles hit the road, at least within the next decade.
All of this feels like someone desperately trying to get the stock price back up to where it was
10 years, is the answer. He's been saying it since 2014. Tesla model 3s were supposed to pay for themselves since 2020. Complete conman.
@@coolcat23 Hes a conman until it works, then he promises something new and he will be a conman once again until that comes out and the cycle continues. When you are working on the cutting edge you never know what you don't know.
@@coolcat23 Remember when so many years ago he told folks that their cars will magically leave their house while they sleep or at work to own them money. People bought Teslas on that promise YEARS ago and they're still going to have to wait. Just like how people still have to wait for FSD despite spending thousands of dollars for hardware they needed to upgrade and still have, at best, a buggy beta whos quality changes up and down with each update.
As tech experts say "Don't buy a product on the promise of future software"
@@WittyDroog Yes, that was 2019. Ridiculous.
@@h2olabs966 He absolutely knows. He knowingly lies for marketing purposes. It's his MO because his biggest fans don't care and would buy his farts if he bottled them.
lol if they just made it a normal car, I think the stock price would have jumped to 270 haha like lord maybe we just want a good cheap ev not some ai slop
markets have been closed since the event started so we dont know what effect it had
Introducing.
Tesla gas
"I'm the magical man from Happy Land in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane."
All we want is Model 2 and Roadster 2
I do think these products are coming out soon as at the end of the day this is something that they can make now when full autonomy is years out
Cyberscam
100%
😂😂
I used to get excited about these announcements. Now I know, it's mostly feverish dreams of a mad man 😂
To be the richest man in the world and yet be such a loser 😂
What a joke
Future-ware?
Promise-ware?
Elon-ware? Musk-ware?
Dude owning car company saying you won't need cars in future. Lol!
Did you watch the full event? Renting them is more profitable than selling, also they want to transition and not just be a “cars” company but an energy, robotics and AI company. The market is SO MUCH BIGGER when you optimize for those things.
According to the man himself, Tesla is not a car company. It's a "AI and robotics company". Duh!
America needs a better train system across the country not more cars.
That'll never happen as long as oil companies call the shots. More cars and planes = more profits... On the flip side, China has built out an extensive high speed rail network in only the last 20+ years because they don't have massive corporations buying their leaders.
Yep. His dreams of no parking lots only work with proper mass transit, not replacing 1000 5-passenger vehicles with 100 2-passenger vehicles.
America has one of the best railroad systems in the world.
@@duckvs.chipanddale585 The Northeast US has an “acceptable” rail system. The rest of the country may be in “the top 20”, but that’s like being the 20th biggest automaker - technically better than most countries, but only because most countries have absolutely atrocious rail systems.
Among industrialized/“first world” countries, US rail is dead last.
“Miles of rail per person” US is 20th.
“Miles of rail per square mile of land area” US is 52nd. “Percent of rail miles electrified” US is 76th - fourth-LOWEST amount countries with any electrified rail.
Oh, and the vast majority of US rail is for freight. Those numbers are even worse for passenger rail. (And Amtrak owns almost none of its long-distance routes’ rails - it has to use freight carriers’ rails, who regularly prioritize freight over Amtrak, even though legally Amtrak should have preference.)
@@duckvs.chipanddale585 For freight. For passenger it's hilariously bad.
Okay, Ultron protocol has begun.
Interesting to pitch an age of abundance in one event and the end of the American empire in an other.
While he’s working on the exact opposite outcome.
He means you pay us to take you somewhere you want .
They could’ve just sold the cab as a sub-$30k car. But nooooo… they have to chase an unproven trend.
You mean like they did with electric cars in the early 00s? I get it, it doesn't seem to make sense but to act like he's doing anything different than how he operated with the first Tesla is wild at this point. He is who he is, someone who pushes the envelope, regardless if it's detrimental in the present or to himself. Hate or like him, he just does whatever he wants and doesn't care.
They will probably do that too, they just want to hype the no steering wheel version.
Gotta jiggle keys in front of stock traders
Go big or go home
"With an autonomous world you can turns parking lots into parks"
It works with public transport too, but thats not a chance in the USA
he's vehemently against public transportation because it directly competes with his market.
@@snowballeffect7812 And is cheaper to implement, more viable, more accessible, and easier to maintain long term. Oh, and actually sustainable.
you cut out the dancing robots and robots handing out drinks?! come on that was so cool
Who’s gonna buy a car with no steering wheel or pedal? Wtf
The future of transportation is no one owns a car and cars drive themselves
Thanks for using Johnny Cab!!
4:30 man invented a roomba-lookin' bus and expects applause lmao
You make one then
And what have you done in your life that is of any significance
@@user-gf7zx8xr6x why would he lol
What should it look like then?
The reason you can't see the wheels is because it's just a plastic shell over a normal Tesla car.
Keep living in your own bubble of concepts!
Boring
Elon: Transformers coming soon, taxi and robo using same tech. 😂
The van is sooooo almost a train. He is that close to understanding how to move people. Trains are the crabs of people movement.
Any, and all transportation, will eventually be a train xD.
lets just hope this doesn't turn into Detroit become human
He has to be one of the worst public speakers in history.
he has aspergers
thats part of the charm. hes a bad public speaker
@@xsuploaderare you charmed?
Honestly, that's one of the few things I like about him.
What are these replies "his message is unclear and not confident, therefore I like it"???
Why did they skip two month? Weren‘t they ready with the renderings?
They needed the time to hire the army of dorks to protect their amazing robot army from the adoring crowd.
"who better than Elon to show us that future?"
Practically anyone else?
Only that anyone else has never achieved what Musk has achieved. He is the best person for it.
I mean space xai, x, tesla, boring company, neural link....the man leads severa highly sucessfull companies and has already achieved more than any ceo out there.
If not him, who else?
@@Easore Elon made none of those things. He at best funded them. He paid to have his name added as a "founder" of Tesla, X is such a failure - it's value is less than half what it was, and news articles still have to refer to it as "formerly Twitter", The Boring Company is a company without a product or purpose. What has Neural Link done exactly? How about the Hyperloop, is that a viable mode of transit? (the answer is no)
The only companies that Elon actually started and that have accomplished things are PayPal (which he left early on, so most of the success was after him leaving), and SpaceX which is managing to succeed despite Elon. Thankfully he hasn't fired all the smart and competent people who are the real people that make things work there like he did at Twitter (currently known as "X").
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I hope Will Smith already talked with Dr. Alfred Lanning for this.
Even at 6 minutes this felt long! Can’t imagine how boring the actual event was
"No one envisioned" (iRobot? Minority Report?😂)
All of his ideas come from SciFi movies... iRobot, The Martian, Total Recall, & like you say Minority Report... I can't wait for the flying cars like in Blade Runner!
What a clownshow.
Dude did not just say "we do expect fully autonomous next year" 😂😂😂😂 he said that since 2014, exact same quote. Yet, his cult still believes😂
“And yes, you will be able to buy one”
“WOAHH!!! 🤯 🎉”
Steve Jobs he is not. And this audience would probably buy his bath water.
But I want to drive my car 😐
Not everyone is capable of driving themselves, or only with great difficulty. So how about not being egocentric for a second?
@@robertmandl9326that’s what taxis are for, loser
@@robertmandl9326 the overwhelming majority of people are perfectly capable of driving a car. So why not be stupid and actually cater to what the overwhelming majority of people want?
@@robertmandl9326Everyone is ego-centric. You're being ego-centric by expecting someone else to see things your way. It's completely unavoidable.
The fact that "fully autonomous FSD (full self driving)" can be a term during this talk tells you how much little FSD lived up to its name.
Dubai: "Take some of my money"
Where is the roadster?
This man is a danger to society.
In two years right?
$50 on all those cars remote controlled
100% chance.
Don't forget the "robots". If that wasn't real time motion-capture, it was at least manually triggered motion-capture. I bet those in the gazebo were welded to the floor so that they don't fall over.
That's all you got is $50 😂😂😂 no wonder you're hating.
The comments are not having Elon's BS this time around and I'm here for it.
He lives in a fantasy world 😂
Oh look, it's that time of the year when Elon tells you FSD is "very likely" coming "next year or possibly a year later".
See ya'll next year for the same announcement.
We're definitely not at that level of AI/ML to be able to have a completely autonomous vehicle. For Elon to say that you can fall asleep at the wheel and wake up at your destination is kinda wild.
You can in a Waymo. They are already safer than human drivers.
That being said, I have zero faith in Elon-led-Tesla to be able to execute anything like this in the next 10 years.
@@yt_user892 Do you have radar on your head?
@@yt_user892No they don't. Have a look at the AI Day presentation from a few years ago, they clearly explained why LiDAR is not the way to go. And if it was, Waymo would already have its service everywhere. Same for the other companies following the same approach.
The last FSD supervised version seems pretty good at driving and is not limited to a specific city.
Hope the FSD would work in the boring tunnel first.
haha this is the absolute litmus test of whether it is remotely close... the easiest route yet *still* has human drivers
I don’t trust a car without a steering wheel
Well in their FSD testing the dude had to keep grabbing the steering wheel and stepping on the brakes so they felt this is a distraction for FSD 😂
This edit is hilarious. 😂 were you all trying to make him stutter?
So, this was essentially the 'launch' of a much anticipated (and hyped) product that MIGHT be available in two years. Maybe. Oh, and a shiny new object (Robovan) that MIGHT exist at some unspecified time in the future. Oh, and a few robot tricks that Boston Dynamics was surpassing years and years ago. Shut up and take my money!!!
Am I the only one that gets I,Robot vibes from that last part?
After watching pagers popping in Lebanon, crazy questions in my mind...Autonomous car getting hacked and being used as real-time dodging car game
Possible and US government already working to prevent
Kind of ironically, the Cybercab is the best looking Tesla so far and you can't even drive it xD Make a version that is with a steering wheel, please?
It will likely come with standard controls and that will be "more profound than you think".
dude is a goof
Google: “Hold my Waymo”
@4:51. here comes the Republican Robo Army😭😭😭😭😭😭
dont oppose Elon nor Trump or else
I'm pretty sure Elon makes these announcements to increase Tesla stock
Because every time something is announced it takes forever for anyone to actually get it
Ok, so, in Elon's mind: a world with a bunch of self-driving cars and some robots = age of abundance. We already have much more technology than we had, say, in the 80's, and I wouldn't say that we have more abundance than we had back then. Abundance comes from having money coming in that actually allows you to buy stuff.
and/or reducing the cost of stuff you want to buy, they're two sides of the same coin
More abundance for the rich. At the rate in which the financial gap between low wage earners and the richest of the population has been growing, there will be more poverty in the future, not less. Especially, if one, like Elmo Mollusk, supports politicians who give tax breaks to the rich and have no plans for non-billionaires (only "concepts of a plan"). Elmo Mollusk is not wrong in principle, humanity could manage to give each human more time to self-actualise, but this won't work without the kind of redistribution Mollusk and Trump refer to as "communism". A worker, juggling three jobs to make ends meet, won't have the opportunity to buy a Cyberscam car that will earn them money. Elmo Mollusk has become a complete conman.
@@hollowmoose That's true. But if houses, food, and basic services are less affordable than before, complaining about it with a $20k robot is hardly going to help.
Hope they had a great night, tomorrow the hangover...
God im so glad i sold all my tesla stock!
I’m getting a Tesla Bot. I’m never mowing the lawn or fixing the stove again!!