> A surgeon is performing an operation on you > Suddenly they stop and look at the clock > "Nah, it's been 3 hours, I'm not getting paid for this. IDK whos gonna stitch you up tho." > Surgeon leaves the operational theater > Another one enters the room > "Oh, I see you have a dire situation here. Don't worry, I can finish the operation. For $300." > You try to protest, but the anasthesia is strong enough to leave you with nothing but mumbling > "What? Don't have the money? Alright, lend me your left kidney and we have a deal." > As the equipment around you begins to shut down, you can feel your soul slowly leaving your body > You gather your strength and manage to nod. The surgeon grins at you does a little révérence. The operation continues
paying out the ass for basic necessities is what god intended, anything else is like living in the soviet union AND DONT YOU EVER FORGET IT OR ASK QUESTIONS
The CEO of Blue Cross Blue Shield is named Kim A. Keck, and their headquarters is at 200 Randolph Street in Chicago in case anyone needed that information for absolutely no reason.
Fun fact: they reversed their decision
Well in that case I’m going to the local gun store
Deny, Defend, Depose
Bruh, next time they are gonna put a time limit on oxygen usage during surgeries...
the sonic drowning music will be playing during surgery
80%
Patient survival any% speedrun
Seriously not paying for anaesthesia the full way is some dystopian stuff
Ah, yes, another small detail that shows our world is already slowly shifting to a cyberpunk world.
> A surgeon is performing an operation on you
> Suddenly they stop and look at the clock
> "Nah, it's been 3 hours, I'm not getting paid for this. IDK whos gonna stitch you up tho."
> Surgeon leaves the operational theater
> Another one enters the room
> "Oh, I see you have a dire situation here. Don't worry, I can finish the operation. For $300."
> You try to protest, but the anasthesia is strong enough to leave you with nothing but mumbling
> "What? Don't have the money? Alright, lend me your left kidney and we have a deal."
> As the equipment around you begins to shut down, you can feel your soul slowly leaving your body
> You gather your strength and manage to nod. The surgeon grins at you does a little révérence. The operation continues
“but surely it won’t happen to ME”
"that's an _other people_ problem"
Said the person, with their face still intact after seeing somone else's face getting eaten by the panthers
Said the CEO, with their face still intact after seeing other people's faces being eaten by leopards... Only moments later got their face eaten
WHAT EVEN HAPPENED I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON WITH WHAT CEO SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME
@ united health ceo got shot and killed. united health denied a shitton of claims and basically let a ton of disabled people die slowly and in pain
That CEO sure is playing a dangerous game rn lmao
Some of these CEOs are literally just O'Hare from The Lorax movie in real life
This is what peak sociaty looks like. We cant improve things further, guys, dont be unrealistic
paying out the ass for basic necessities is what god intended, anything else is like living in the soviet union AND DONT YOU EVER FORGET IT OR ASK QUESTIONS
This is a certified end of history moment.
Hope the other CEO isn't the last one tbh
CEO insurance claim status: *DENIED.*
Welcome back Victorian medical practices
poignant warning indeed
deploying mario mangione
Why do I hear e-scooter noises?
you heard NOTHING /s
Hope they won't miss the next one 🎉🎉🎉✨✨
Ah, yes, another small detail that shows our world is already slowly shifting to a cyberpunk world.
thankfully lead does change heads.
Bro really betting his life on this shit
"Play stupid games, win stupid prizes"
- Literally everyone who saw this
As expected
The CEO of Blue Cross Blue Shield is named Kim A. Keck, and their headquarters is at 200 Randolph Street in Chicago in case anyone needed that information for absolutely no reason.
I love the human experience.
too many people attribute poor management to destiny
GOD BLESS AMERICAAA
Is it that CEO which got shot recently?
No, a different one
Imagine it:
Nurse: ay sorry gang but we gonna have it cut off the pain go away juice
Me: *intense screaming due to me getting testicular surgery*
Don't see how this affects my romanian ass. So gl ig?
lmao
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Eho needs it anyway? Lets go back to the 15th century were all you need is a prayer to god
deed status: propagated
Ok
whats the joke?
people please stop replying😭
the ceo got shot yesterday
@@KotyaionianMatta different ceo got shot
@@KotyaionianMatt of a different health insurance company though
The ceo of a major health insurance firm known for its high rate of declining was shot to death in the street yesterday
@@WhateverThisIs-p8k ok