Asking 11 Questions for Couples (that we got from AI)

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  • @SilverCuz
    @SilverCuz Год назад +179

    I love it when Chyna pretends to be you. You should have entire videos dedicated to just that.

  • @acentaaar
    @acentaaar Год назад +139

    The "no beard" effect was top notch production 👍- must have been AI editing 😂

  • @toothgnash
    @toothgnash Год назад +66

    I love the idea of answering "describe your relationship in three words" with the three words "Solid, not liquid"

  • @RarePupper
    @RarePupper Год назад +43

    You should name the counter a Presqu'île (Presk-Isle) meaning, “almost an island"

  • @juliannahorvath8943
    @juliannahorvath8943 Год назад +37

    This is my favorite of your series! You banter is always the best!

  • @greenacresbloom
    @greenacresbloom Год назад +22

    Silliest (also the first) argument that my spouse and I had was - which way is north. At that moment I had a compass in one hand and a hiking GPS unit in the other. Yet, he was sure that I was wrong. I thought, this is the literal hill that I will die on.

    • @michele0324
      @michele0324 Год назад +10

      😆 It takes a brave man to argue with a woman holding a compass and a GPS unit.

  • @ChristianBehnke
    @ChristianBehnke Год назад +10

    The counter debate reminds me of the Simpsons quote:
    Judge: "I sentence you to a lifetime of horror on Monster Island. Don't worry, it's just a name."
    Lisa: "I thought he said it was just a name!"
    Guy: "What he meant is that Monster Island is actually a peninsula!"
    Thus I suggest you name the counter "Monster Island."

  • @CucumberpatchAddict
    @CucumberpatchAddict Год назад +12

    it's an "isn'thmus'

    • @wheezywaiter
      @wheezywaiter  Год назад +9

      welp, that's what I'm calling it from now on

    • @ChynaGrove
      @ChynaGrove Год назад +7

      No you're not. I forbid it.

    • @CucumberpatchAddict
      @CucumberpatchAddict Год назад +3

      @@wheezywaiter looks like you got breakfast barred

  • @jindraws
    @jindraws Год назад +11

    You should call the counter “The Great Plateau”

  • @gavinathling
    @gavinathling Год назад +8

    Well that was a lovely video. Thanks for inviting us over for that silly natter.

  • @fatcatpaulanne4800
    @fatcatpaulanne4800 Год назад +3

    We named one of our cabinets "George" because we were tired of saying "the cabinet above where the microwave used to be".

  • @NeoRichardBlake
    @NeoRichardBlake Год назад +6

    As soon as you asked about the counter between the kitchen and the living room, I thought peninsula. However, if geography can't be agreed upon, that's when I "name" things with random names. As someone else suggested, Ralph, for instance. I don't think Ralph quite works, since it's a synonym for vomit, and you don't want to associate a near kitchen area with vomit, but... something like this. How about the Courtney? It's kind of like counter, but not. 😋

  • @drew2dee2
    @drew2dee2 Год назад +4

    obligatory early comment

  • @CallMeChato
    @CallMeChato Год назад +1

    "Then JK Rowling ruined it." Oy. As a husband, you just shut up there.

  • @flamshiz
    @flamshiz Год назад +11

    this was charming and endearing and I loved it

  • @silvercookies
    @silvercookies Год назад +9

    Craig's strategy would be to instantly make surviving on a desert island a video idea and then he would survive that way

  • @timmles42
    @timmles42 Год назад +3

    I have an argument for isthmus - in a world where you call the centre kitchen counter an island, the floor is there water. Which makes at least the kitchen floor part water…actually never by that logic the floor connect to the lounge floor making it water, making that counter a peninsula

  • @d14551
    @d14551 Год назад +2

    Isthmus is a perfect name for it, but then I live in Madison. 🙂

  • @seraphimvalkyrin4543
    @seraphimvalkyrin4543 Год назад +7

    "What would cause us to die?"
    "Being eaten by a lion"
    I didn't know there were lions on deserted islands 😅

    • @killermonjero
      @killermonjero Год назад +1

      Technically every landmass on Earth is an island.

  • @lel4per
    @lel4per Год назад +24

    Being someone actively dating right now, these are actually kinda good questions to get to know people better, I really enjoyed the conversation resulting from the silly questions

  • @bjbarlowe
    @bjbarlowe Год назад +4

    Regarding whether Zelda and Link love each other in the lore, it is heavily implied that they live together in ToTK. Cause Link's house is now Zelda's house and there's a larger bed, and you can sleep in it, which means you own it. It's still up for interpretation. I mean, maybe Link gave Zelda his house. But there's a lot there to imply they lived together.
    So, you know, there you go. And to keep this comment on topic, I'll just say ... you two are cute. I mean, even a cuter couple than Link and Zelda if they are a couple. Which isn't really a very high bar, cause Link doesn't ever speak for some reason, and has basically no personality. So it's hard for a couple to be cute in those circumstances. But I still think they're pretty cute. But you two are cuter!

  • @tocov
    @tocov Год назад +5

    First question I would ask my dog is if something hurts or uncomfortable for him currently.

  • @irmese06
    @irmese06 Год назад +5

    An AI told me to comment before I even watched the video for the following reason: since it was only posted 40 mins ago you might actually read this, and so I can tell you that I really appreciate what you make, Mr Benzine. Sometimes I miss your kookier excursions like ... heists with numerous clones -- but I think the whole concept of low-key Truman-Show-ing yourself is deeply interesting in and of itself, and a unique artifact of the modern era. I don't know how you do it without coming across as a celebrity-obsessed attention hound, but you do, and I respect it. I dunno. Integrity, or something? Oh, and the AI also says I have to say
    CLAMS WALDO FRICATIVE MELDED SKOKIE DANDER HOP
    and it won't explain why ...?
    Edit: Having watched the video I am super invested in "the isthmus" as the name for that *particular* counter. It is a very good name.

  • @weirdral
    @weirdral Год назад +7

    This was great, I love listening to you two.

  • @LittleMissStamper
    @LittleMissStamper Год назад +2

    *CALL IT THE DOOBILY DOO* lol (shout out to the old days)
    I also said Socrates... BEFORE you....so now I feel cool...just Fyi....
    AND....I'm picturing a Narwhal on a surf board...even better lol 🌊🏄 (couldn't find a Narwhal emoji 🥺)

  • @ataurus2at
    @ataurus2at Год назад +5

    You two are just my favorite!!!! Your both quirky in the very best way!!! ❤

  • @eringriffis349
    @eringriffis349 Год назад +1

    Giving this video a thumbs up, because you guys are lovely, but also because china acknowledged the the writer of Harry Potter is a dumb dumb. Good job china u rule

  • @earthculture9462
    @earthculture9462 Год назад +1

    The fantasy place I'd like to be is the one after this fun, cute video started but before the disingenious, bandwagon JKR hate.

  • @warriorson7979
    @warriorson7979 Год назад +2

    I vote for peninsula....🤔😒

  • @buffy4525
    @buffy4525 Год назад +3

    Hi guys! The cabinet you're discussing is called a "sideboard" or "sideboard buffet" with peninsula-like placement. But I also would enjoy calling it an Isthmus! Love this channel!

  • @flibbertygibbette
    @flibbertygibbette Год назад +2

    Get stools for the isthmus and you can call it the archipelago.

  • @heididavison816
    @heididavison816 Год назад +1

    Should I mention that it’s supposed to be **thought** in the title?? No? Ok :)

  • @TheShelbyTheShelby
    @TheShelbyTheShelby Год назад +2

    You calling Count 'Ninsula an isthmus just reminded me of when The Isthmus said "Isthmussy" in their email.

  • @fanfaretloudest
    @fanfaretloudest Год назад +5

    A. I. is such a crazy thing to mess with. Glad I didn't because I probably would become a computer program myself. Anyway
    *beep boop*

    • @RialVestro
      @RialVestro Год назад

      Beep boop is sus... YOU'RE A COMPUTER PROGRAM!

  • @allday00
    @allday00 Год назад +4

    This is awesome. Made me laugh. Cute relationship.

  • @strongandwildgull
    @strongandwildgull Год назад +1

    Silliest argument me and my partner had? What a regular bicycle is. He swears it's always a BMX and I argue "no, like a regular bike". Oh and it starts back up every now and again.

  • @GaelyneGasson
    @GaelyneGasson Год назад +3

    I loved the cooking bit at the end. Chyna is so awesome. You are too. LOL

  • @EwokPanda
    @EwokPanda Год назад +2

    Though-Provoking

  • @doc_multiverse
    @doc_multiverse Год назад +1

    Call that "counter" the "Great Divider".

  • @PogieJoe
    @PogieJoe Год назад +1

    Weird, amusing, and secretly endearing. Sounds like the Wheezy brand is going strong

  • @mikeymad
    @mikeymad Год назад +2

    That was a pile of love, I fun it!

  • @MS-sr6mj
    @MS-sr6mj Год назад +1

    JK Rowling didn't ruin shit.

  • @blzt3206
    @blzt3206 Год назад +1

    I vote peninsula or penny for short

  • @iainronald4217
    @iainronald4217 Год назад +1

    The silliest argument I've ever had with a partner was over hotdogs. In 2013, I was dating this woman who later became my fiancee but we're no longer together. We had this stretch where I was busy and she was busy so we didn't see each other for three weeks. But, this one day we were able to sneak in a date from 6pm to 11pm.
    But here's the kicker, she comes to this date with Ziploc bags of uncooked hotdogs to munch on. She just randomly whipped them out and started eating them while we played Diddy Kong Racing and then tried to make out with me and I asked her to use mouthwash. She got offended, and I was more offended that she was trying to kiss me with hotdog breath. We both blew up, and she left early.

  • @laurabennett6861
    @laurabennett6861 Год назад +1

    The correct name for the isthmus/island/peninsula is ‘the pass’

  • @CrusixOfficial
    @CrusixOfficial Год назад +1

    Thought-provoking*

  • @chevyimp5857
    @chevyimp5857 Год назад

    Love to hear your nuanced view on jk Rowlings trans position..I appear to be trans critical but always thought of myself as left leaning

  • @markc.7984
    @markc.7984 Год назад +1

    That is a peninsula.

  • @BPBland
    @BPBland 10 месяцев назад

    Can you conceivably put barstools against the counter thing on the living room side? I’d call it a bar.
    If not that, it’s definitely an isthmus.

  • @AlbertDunisch
    @AlbertDunisch Год назад

    Little known fact, past the capital is Farley (road, street, avenue.. i forget but its there). I know because i got lost walking there. I end up going way past the capital and walked the road. That soon became a country side road.. i went to far! Had to find a work placement place! My legs did work instead. Wakked home and i slept great that night. Tons of walking trails also good for walking. Woodmans. Dude and lady Woodmans is a great store to have a parent with in. Youll get losteded

  • @censorbleep3018
    @censorbleep3018 7 месяцев назад

    that isthmus counter thing must be called the DMZ. Those who disagree, prepare for battle.

  • @steprockmedia
    @steprockmedia Год назад +1

    Make a coffee. Play Zelda.
    This is a good plan.

  • @Smartie084
    @Smartie084 Год назад

    I think what you have there is a “servery”. Not a particularly creative name, sorry… but pretty sure that’s what it’s known as.

  • @Irishsong22
    @Irishsong22 Год назад

    Why does this video keep having different thumbnails? I swear every time I see it it's different! lol

  • @bluestole
    @bluestole Год назад

    You should call the isthmus Florida. I left my keys in Florida. Peninsula has too many syllables.

  • @GnarlyOatmeal
    @GnarlyOatmeal Год назад

    I would call your weird kitchen/living room countertop a "peninsula".

  • @cherrymilk5590
    @cherrymilk5590 3 месяца назад

    The name of the counter thing is "island" but yours looks like a peninsula cuz it's not floating.

  • @d14551
    @d14551 Год назад +1

    Dragons like the ones in Dragonriders of Pern by Anne McCaffrey

  • @Kroke_Monster
    @Kroke_Monster Год назад

    The kitchen "counter" is a Kitchen Island..... thats what it do be called....

  • @michellesteimle9969
    @michellesteimle9969 Год назад

    You might enjoy reading the Pern series. Dragonriders of Pern might be a good start.

  • @birdcrime
    @birdcrime Год назад

    We had a strange cabinet arrangement, so the spare counter area we called The Waitress Station.

  • @TheBcoolGuy
    @TheBcoolGuy Год назад +1

    5:22 My answer is in this video before this comment ruined it.

  • @corndogblue7
    @corndogblue7 Год назад +1

    love the "Chyna as Craig" parts

  • @Tibbieman1
    @Tibbieman1 Год назад +1

    That was just what I needed. Funny and charming.

  • @gazorpazorp9798
    @gazorpazorp9798 Год назад +1

    Definitely a peninsula.

    • @wheezywaiter
      @wheezywaiter  Год назад +4

      Or I could combine them into Penisthmus. Don't see anything wrong with that.

  • @happyfrenchfries
    @happyfrenchfries Год назад

    Why does the thumbnail keep changing?

  • @maciekhike
    @maciekhike Год назад

    Why not call it Madison Square Counter ?

  • @aubreypwd
    @aubreypwd Год назад +1

    Ismusland

  • @natashahussain6281
    @natashahussain6281 Год назад

    I think the fact that it's not open on all sides makes it an isthmith not an island

  • @nickinderrieden7630
    @nickinderrieden7630 Год назад

    your kitchen thing is a bar. It's a bar. call it the bar

  • @TheGreatCheshiresmile
    @TheGreatCheshiresmile Год назад

    Where um from people call the inbetween counter an Island

  • @mattparker9726
    @mattparker9726 Год назад +1

    Wheezy, you guys don't need to improve upon perfection.

  • @maxwellhogan5059
    @maxwellhogan5059 Год назад +1

    You should call it the 'Madison'

  • @bibliofowl
    @bibliofowl Год назад

    You want an Eragon type dragon. Book not movie.

  • @brofenix
    @brofenix Год назад +1

    More questions! That was fun :)

  • @Resmungo
    @Resmungo Год назад

    Re: Link and Zelda: ruclips.net/video/xB0YMQDmr9E/видео.html

  • @BlueMoon3l3b
    @BlueMoon3l3b Год назад

    The kitchen thing is called a Peninsula. I live on one 😅

  • @fihndus
    @fihndus Год назад

    I mean, it's in the middle. Malcolm?

  • @cherimoore2458
    @cherimoore2458 Год назад

    The counter is definitely a jetty.

  • @ck2d
    @ck2d Год назад

    Growing up we always called it a penninsula.

  • @DandySprat
    @DandySprat Год назад +1

    Y'all, I'd call that a Pony Wall. Cuz it's a pony wall.

    • @Thetabc24
      @Thetabc24 Год назад

      They should name it Pony boy and watch the outiders movie to announce it!

    • @michele0324
      @michele0324 Год назад

      Technically it's a knee wall. ;)

  • @mateuszb5412
    @mateuszb5412 Год назад

    3:37 IT'S IN POLISH AND I'M FROM POLAND

  • @The1Overmind
    @The1Overmind Год назад +1

    I absolutely love these two

  • @patrickhodson8715
    @patrickhodson8715 Год назад

    Puff the Magic the dragon

  • @themysteriouspencil4766
    @themysteriouspencil4766 Год назад

    My thoughs are very provoked

  • @ddekiw
    @ddekiw 9 месяцев назад

    How did Harry Potter get ruined?

  • @Chlobotomy
    @Chlobotomy Год назад

    COURT OF BROSKI B*TCH ARE YOU KIDDING THE WORLD ISNT READY!! Omg I love you so much

  • @saram5659
    @saram5659 Год назад

    I would call that isthmus The Bar. Because a bar is exactly that and the word for a pub or cafe is called a bar, because there is a long bar in it. We call it that in 60s homes, but most bars have been removed by now for an open kitchen.

  • @teknophyle1
    @teknophyle1 Год назад

    5:10 "you'd be my zelda"
    isn't link usually (and decisively) claimed by the zora princess? I guess that makes her Mipha.
    except for that one game where the tree decided she was in love with link. So is Chyna amphibious or a tree? 🤔

  • @kevinfitzpatrick2695
    @kevinfitzpatrick2695 Год назад +9

    I just wanna get in on this ASAP, Craig. Please PLEASE don't get into AI content. It's such a wildly, blatantly unethical industry. There are multiple, on-going, high profile strikes right now which are at least partially motivated by companies using AI software to cheat creatives out of their labor and intellectual property. AI runs on the theft of intellectual property everywhere it exists online. Please please please don't make AI content. Videos like this seem harmless but they're not. They normalize an industry that is at its very core completely uncaring of the wellbeing of artists like you and me. I've watched your videos for over a decade and I don't want to stop, but I absolutely will and I'm sure others will too. Please don't make AI content.

    • @austinwilliams1228
      @austinwilliams1228 Год назад +1

      When the bulldozer of technology comes for your industry, you either jump on the bulldozer, or you become part of the road.

  • @Erin60147
    @Erin60147 Год назад

    Princess Margaret😂😂😂

  • @1234nicklim
    @1234nicklim Год назад

    It's called an island guys

  • @RichAdase
    @RichAdase Год назад

    ISTHMUS BE MY LUCKY DAY!

  • @cmstephensen
    @cmstephensen Год назад

    Love this one!! You two are hilarious together! Please make “Puff the Magic” real, I laughed so hard! You two kill it when you go off on pretend scenario. Thanks for all this!

  • @jadenjacobcomedy6237
    @jadenjacobcomedy6237 Год назад +1

    0:25 "No Beard" 😂😂😂🙌

  • @MayoBoyKid
    @MayoBoyKid Год назад

    There's a typo in the title :)

  • @tumblingrosesstudio
    @tumblingrosesstudio Год назад

    "Kitchen ledge" people!

  • @jessamys91
    @jessamys91 Год назад

    Definitely a peninsula!

  • @aprilo4447
    @aprilo4447 Год назад

    We call that kind of counter a 'drysink' in my house. Or at least I think that's what it is, by your picture.

  • @dayschange2
    @dayschange2 Год назад

    Cute, cute, cute, cute, cute!