Forgot the pension and other perks bro!! “Because she was Prime Minister for 6 weeks, Liz Truss will be able to claim a £115,000 annual allowance for the rest of her life. Meanwhile, 1 in 7 people in the UK are skipping meals to pay their bills.”
@@ashleycollinge4491Naive.... that stuff is easy to cash in on.... Next you'll be telling me billionaires don't have any actual cash like the rest of the dummies 😂
@@bluebob81. . . I much prefer … “ will have been paid £105 per day “ to reading or hearing … ‘ earned ‘. Especially when used in describing the several hundreds of thousands per week (?) for men (almost always) who run about a green field with a ball of varying sizes.. I’ve heard it is more than several million a month for some - ?.. and far , far more in the U.S. of A. for those who can throw , run , kick and hit or indeed ‘ stop ‘ a ball the best . Many tens of millions per year - for playing games . This rampant , incomprehensible GREED is the root cause of so much that is driving societies to fracture. That thing ‘ TRUSS ‘ - a pension for life of £115,000 for less than 50 days of abject failure and great suffering caused to very many ?.. And it ‘s of the ‘Gold-plated’ and ‘Bullet-proof’ sort .
I literally can’t stop laughing at this chap… 😂😂 I’m buzzin that I’ve found his stuff online, this is defo my kind of stand-up… his characters are so fukin funny omg, I won’t get no work done fs 😂❤️🇮🇪❤️
As a uni of Nottingham student, I would say that Liz Truss would be perfect for PureGym, knowing that she'll resign after a week then students can go back to better coaching.
back in my day you had to have something about you to go to university you would have been at a poly back in the day you clearly don't cut the mustard also I don't lime the cut of your jib not o e f----------g bit you wanna get your act together or your going wanno
If we are anything like America, then yes. Anyone who held public office in America still gets protection. Anyone holding high office gets a not-so-secret service protection details and their own codename. I don't know if this is the same for Britain
People label one comedian as the GOAT without listening to others. I'm just hearing about this guy and all his clips have been fire. I'm tearing that GOAT list for now. Too many nice acts out there.
she is not a bad screw from what david Cameron says him and bojo gave her a spit roast i wouldent kick her out of bed her lips are made for one thing only 🤣😂😂😁😁🔞🔞🔞😎
Fukin shocking isn’t it, our fuckers are the same here… chauffeur-driven cars and protection for life, after wrecking the place on the people who pay them ❤️🇮🇪❤️
Gordon Brown, as Chancellor of the Exchequer, was advised against plundering the private pension funds-with a Robin Hood tax; workers who saved got a fraction of their private pension; while Gordon Brown gets 100k per annum for being an unsuccessful Prime Minister.
Lee Nelson don't get the credit for what he's done, and how funny he is, and it's a different side of things that he makes fun of and he don't care, which I love about him. He deserves more recognition 💯
Scape goat? She became the leader before him while contesting against him for leadership. He's done, doing and going to do more scapegoating but Lizz Truss wasn't one of them my guy
Let's not beat around bush; Truss only got in as the establishment didn't want a non British native as Prime Minister, especially with Her Majesty The Queen Elizabeth II as Head of State. As a British born non-British native on my paternal side, I pity the British indigenous people that have the like of Sunak, Patel, and Braverman in their Parliament.
Mate been watching ya since day. Easily my favourite comedian will never forget your legendary moment with the head of FIFA in the news conference that took alot of balls. Great man stay blessed. Alot of truth in your comedy.
Its sadly funny because she was so bad and so many of the rest suffer whilst she makes a few quid forever! What a world! The Queen started off with Winston Churchill as her Prime Minister and ended with Liz Truss as her last! Tells you all you need to know about the decline of UK society!
That assistant manager at pure gym killed me 😂😂
She's way under qualified and unstable for a job with that much responsibility
James yeah she’s not the type to be in charge of a gym
You ok now yeah? Not dead anymore? Or are you still killed?? Hope you’re ok.
You mean, the whole punchline of the joke?? 😅
Forgot the pension and other perks bro!!
“Because she was Prime Minister for 6 weeks, Liz Truss will be able to claim a £115,000 annual allowance for the rest of her life. Meanwhile, 1 in 7 people in the UK are skipping meals to pay their bills.”
AHH democracy, if only it really was 😢
Keep reading the papers mate 👍
It's only for office expenses related to work in public office, not a salary
@@tommcconnell69I think Denzel Washington once said if you don't read the newspaper you're uninformed if you do you're misinformed
@@ashleycollinge4491Naive.... that stuff is easy to cash in on.... Next you'll be telling me billionaires don't have any actual cash like the rest of the dummies 😂
If Truss lives to be 94 she will have spent more days attending remembrance days at the cenotaph than she was Prime minister for.
If she lives to 94 she will have earned £105k per day in office, taking into account her PMs pension
@@bluebob81. . . I much prefer … “ will have been paid £105 per day “ to reading or hearing … ‘ earned ‘. Especially when used in describing the several hundreds of thousands per week (?) for men (almost always) who run about a green field with a ball of varying sizes.. I’ve heard it is more than several million a month for some - ?.. and far , far more in the U.S. of A. for those who can throw , run , kick and hit or indeed ‘ stop ‘ a ball the best . Many tens of millions per year - for playing games . This rampant ,
incomprehensible GREED is the root cause of so much that is driving societies to fracture. That thing ‘ TRUSS ‘ - a pension for life of £115,000 for less than 50 days of abject failure and great suffering caused to very many ?.. And it ‘s of the ‘Gold-plated’ and ‘Bullet-proof’ sort .
Simon is incredible, he needs a special on Netflix!
Netflix wouldn't have him. He speaks the truth.
October to October 😂😂
Technically it was October to November.
Thanks for coming
She was Prime Minister from September-October.
Work experience 😂😂😂
Simon Brodkin is effortless hilarious
Lee nelson was Quality
Simon is another level that
😂😂😂
His delivery is spot on😂
I literally can’t stop laughing at this chap… 😂😂 I’m buzzin that I’ve found his stuff online, this is defo my kind of stand-up… his characters are so fukin funny omg, I won’t get no work done fs 😂❤️🇮🇪❤️
So you will get some work done then? I want that report on my desk by 0747
@@Redacted2898 only thing I can report is that I got less than nothing done since I started watching shorts on RUclips fs 😂😂
October to October.😂😂
No, she won't have a job. She'll get 100k for the rest of her life every year from the parliamentary pension that YOU'RE paying for.
As a uni of Nottingham student, I would say that Liz Truss would be perfect for PureGym, knowing that she'll resign after a week then students can go back to better coaching.
back in my day you had to have something about you to go to university you would have been at a poly back in the day you clearly don't cut the mustard also I don't lime the cut of your jib not o e f----------g bit you wanna get your act together or your going wanno
Students are to busy waving that shite flag and wearing rags around their heads.
😂 the sad thing is i imagine she'll STILL get police protection and a pension for the REST of her life... thanks tax payers 😢
If we are anything like America, then yes. Anyone who held public office in America still gets protection. Anyone holding high office gets a not-so-secret service protection details and their own codename.
I don't know if this is the same for Britain
😂😂😂😂 i think you are brilliant.. your jokes are so on point with current affairs.. mate you crack me up!!
Why Nottingham 😢😂😂😂
It could have been Uttoxeter .
why not some fit birds there for sure
Should be Norwich
"Bit of work experience, wasn't it!" 😂
Simon, WTH is this joke 😂 October to October killed me
Lee Nelson had a longer career than her.
... and now she gets over 100k p/a for the rest of her life...
People label one comedian as the GOAT without listening to others. I'm just hearing about this guy and all his clips have been fire. I'm tearing that GOAT list for now. Too many nice acts out there.
And in that short time she managed to screw up interest rates and the whole economy 😂😂😂
she is not a bad screw from what david Cameron says him and bojo gave her a spit roast i wouldent kick her out of bed her lips are made for one thing only 🤣😂😂😁😁🔞🔞🔞😎
Nottingham puregym killed me! His shorts are all great! Loved the Trump pranks so much, and this standup is all great! Will have to get tickets!! 😂
Sheriffs in Tombstone lasted longer than she did.
Tbf lizzzz trussssss was exceptional because although she wasnt good, she had the decency to leave unlike the current crew you cant get rid of.
This guy is going places, brilliant!
Should be in jail
Well, I don’t think she is going to need to work since she is guaranteed salary for life
This man is really funny😂😂
Used to love "Lee nelsons well good show!" Absolute legend of a character!
It's hilarious. The faces, the acting is soooo goood
Guaranteed a pension didn't she, pssed all over everybody but she got that government pension.
Fukin shocking isn’t it, our fuckers are the same here… chauffeur-driven cars and protection for life, after wrecking the place on the people who pay them ❤️🇮🇪❤️
Simon, no words man. Just 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The best part is she was in just long enough for her signature to be on the official coronation documents for King Charles iii
Gordon Brown, as Chancellor of the Exchequer, was advised against plundering the private pension funds-with a Robin Hood tax; workers who saved got a fraction of their private pension; while Gordon Brown gets 100k per annum for being an unsuccessful Prime Minister.
Lee Nelson don't get the credit for what he's done, and how funny he is, and it's a different side of things that he makes fun of and he don't care, which I love about him. He deserves more recognition 💯
She was a scapegoat for Rishi Sunak
She was.
Didn't Sunak warn everyone about her policies in the leadership contest, but she went ahead with it anyway?
Scape goat? She became the leader before him while contesting against him for leadership. He's done, doing and going to do more scapegoating but Lizz Truss wasn't one of them my guy
How do you figure that out? Sunak is dreadful, no doubt, but she and Kwarteng crashed the economy all by themselves.
Let's not beat around bush; Truss only got in as the establishment didn't want a non British native as Prime Minister, especially with Her Majesty The Queen Elizabeth II as Head of State.
As a British born non-British native on my paternal side, I pity the British indigenous people that have the like of Sunak, Patel, and Braverman in their Parliament.
Newcastle love wor Simon.. Class act bro!
Hilarious, love this guy❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂
Guys fucking hilarious 😂
She is getting round the clock security, for life, funded by tax money. One of the many, many perks the public have to pay for.
Please advocate for the freedom of Julian Assange. England's Shame.
He's funny this guy...love him
It was done by design, she served her purpose they got what they wanted
This guy is brilliant 😂😂😂😂
Jokes on us, she gets paid 200k/yr for like for being prime minister for a month
BRING BACK TRUSS 🤣
October to october😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
October to October 😂😂😂
Mate been watching ya since day.
Easily my favourite comedian will never forget your legendary moment with the head of FIFA in the news conference that took alot of balls.
Great man stay blessed.
Alot of truth in your comedy.
Didn't know Constantine did stand-up, but it works !
Brilliant material with superb delivery and facial expressions. Very funny guy.
Literally, that's my gym. Oh, no.
Every word so TRUE
That was QUALITEEEYYY
In construction.... ( never trust a truss!)
They fail and collapse very quickly when the heat is on them
This man is merciless 😂
Imagine Liz Truss receiving a rejection email just like any of us due to the short job stint 😂
I always forget that this is Lee Nelson.
Sad thing is she still gets paid around £160k pa for life.
The lettuce won.
WELL SAID Good Gag 😅
Man this is so good
Assistant manager at pure gym?
Collecting trollies from the supermarket car park would be beyond her abilities.
NOTTINGHAM MENTIONED
Sad thing is she will get all the perks for the rest of her life the absolute dog
😂😂😂😂😂😂 true
She live 10 mins up road haha ur spot on hahahahaha
Poole Light house booked.
She really needs to pop down to Poundland and get a little self Respect and disappear into obscurity for the sake of the nation…🙏
I bet they told her some state secrets that she couldn’t handle and wanted out.
Still waiting for this guy to make fun of biden.
She would have done a better job than fishy rishi. Vote reform and get that sap out .
Her name is literally equal to "less trust" and took that name to a bone.
Nottingham would not take her
I think assistant manager at a gym is beyond her capabilities
The Tories couldn't vote for a Brown person, so it had to be Truss
Now imagine when Liz came to Russia… what impression of the West people made there…
The sad thing is that it literally was for her future ‘job’ opportunities
More like care in the community 😂
This guys drops bombs
She did say she’d take down the royal family and it’s looking like her 2 days may have played out well.
Good pension 😮
Was September to October, just checked
Barthélemy
Forgot about her
It's a pity very few people understand what really happened. People are so wasy to manipulate. The masses fall for any lie.
October too …. October.
October to...... October!
The timing......
Wannabe stand ups, watch n learn, that's how ya do it.👍
1 year experience 😂😉
Well, you forced out Boris and at least hex was financially competent.
Its sadly funny because she was so bad and so many of the rest suffer whilst she makes a few quid forever! What a world!
The Queen started off with Winston Churchill as her Prime Minister and ended with Liz Truss as her last! Tells you all you need to know about the decline of UK society!
Isn't it work experience for all Tories?
200k a year forever..... For 12 months of what?
Surely Nottingham PureGym could do better?
Liz Truss or Rishi Sunak....
Yep.
Starmer will be as bad.
Time to choose Reform UK or Rejoin EU, the others are just jokes.
Well funny that
Octobar to octobarrr
😂😂😂❤😂😂😂
Oh my days
Delivery share with Stewart Lee.