Weird Phrases That No One Should Ever Say. Mike Goodwin

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  • Опубликовано: 29 дек 2024

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  • @lilliankeane5731
    @lilliankeane5731 3 года назад +203

    “You can’t afford to give him a piece of your mind” 😆

  • @adamarens3520
    @adamarens3520 3 года назад +250

    His delivery is fantastic, his observations are hilarious. This guy is GOLD!

  • @DantheDonut369
    @DantheDonut369 3 года назад +502

    Haven't seen this guy before, every joke landed! Great set

    • @DantheDonut369
      @DantheDonut369 3 года назад +3

      @Heather Graham I'll check them out!

    • @brit-ta-ni
      @brit-ta-ni 3 года назад +3

      My feeling exactly

    • @burale100
      @burale100 3 года назад +4

      Same here

    • @cackalackcowboy2127
      @cackalackcowboy2127 3 года назад +9

      Without a bad word...

    • @rena6895
      @rena6895 3 года назад +5

      @Heather Graham Nursery Rhymes is my favorite!!! He is so funny!!!

  • @Deeh_Jai
    @Deeh_Jai 3 года назад +484

    2 clips and I’m sold where’s the full special already??

    • @OscarORosas
      @OscarORosas 3 года назад +24

      Honestly this channel always has me cracking up; I'm surprised they aren't a subscription service.

    • @froggyslap
      @froggyslap 3 года назад +4

      right!!?

    • @alliphil1
      @alliphil1 3 года назад +40

      Oscar Shhhh.... don’t be giving them ideas. We out here enjoying the free tickets! 🤣

    • @doctorPaule
      @doctorPaule 3 года назад +26

      @@OscarORosas There's a Dry Bar Comedy app. You can "tip" the comedian through it. I try to be generous with those that really crack me up. I think this channel is funded through the actual club attendance.

    • @Cr8zycakes
      @Cr8zycakes 3 года назад +6

      @@doctorPaule and ads from RUclips monetization program

  • @danieldallasdd3395
    @danieldallasdd3395 3 года назад +224

    Dwl. "Who's skinning cats. I guess the guy with the bag of cats" got me

    • @jahanali191
      @jahanali191 3 года назад +1

      Stolen from tony baker

    • @1FatherB
      @1FatherB 3 года назад

      EEG

    • @ItsMissChas5
      @ItsMissChas5 Год назад

      Way to bring it home! 😂😂😂😂 That was really funny.

    • @kimgavens5514
      @kimgavens5514 Месяц назад

      This is hilarious!!!!

  • @CaribbeanQueen72xx
    @CaribbeanQueen72xx 3 года назад +145

    I can watch a marathon of his standup he’s really hallarious . Netflix needs to bring those comedians up for specials. We need them during this dark era, laughter is therapeutic medicine .

    • @willhaynes2190
      @willhaynes2190 3 года назад +4

      Your absolutely right

    • @elmyra.jackson
      @elmyra.jackson 3 года назад +3

      I totally agree!! I've been watching him over and over!!

    • @terryoberembt426
      @terryoberembt426 3 года назад +4

      Netflix won’t have him on as he is too clean. I love the guy.

    • @judyroe663
      @judyroe663 3 года назад +2

      He is hysterical

    • @tianaingram7927
      @tianaingram7927 3 года назад

      Did you see him on America's Got Talent? Hilarious!

  • @jadefire1814
    @jadefire1814 3 года назад +45

    He's so *intelligently* funny. I love when it's clean, and *SMART.* That is so difficult to do. Well done Mr. Goodwin, new fan here!

    • @joans2002
      @joans2002 2 года назад

      Yes! (And he might be related to " Amelia Bedelia!")

  • @cindylou870
    @cindylou870 3 года назад +28

    He is one of the best comedians I’ve ever seen! He’s clean & hilarious! His timing is perfect!

  • @downeastermaineusa3794
    @downeastermaineusa3794 3 года назад +55

    This man is super boss. Clever and sharp. Love his show.

  • @Scraffy83
    @Scraffy83 3 года назад +71

    "SLEPT LIKE A BABY" this is what I been questioning after having my 2 and 3 child too 🤣🤣🤣
    Those two never slept 😴 😂

    • @truthunfiltered314
      @truthunfiltered314 3 года назад +1

      Yeah, I've always had a problem with that expression too. What I hear someone say they slept like a baby, I always ask, "Oh, so you woke up every two hours crying?"

    • @miriambucholtz9315
      @miriambucholtz9315 3 года назад +2

      I always think of a newborn sleeping whenever I hear that. They twitch, they make faces, they fart, they startle, you name it. If that's restful sleep, you can have it.

  • @tnpoohjessica1
    @tnpoohjessica1 3 года назад +10

    Omg! I've found my new favorite comedian for the 2021-2022 season....Mike Goodwin!! His star will continuously rise higher & higher. Kudos!!

  • @flamingpieherman9822
    @flamingpieherman9822 3 года назад +120

    I'm sitting here all by myself and laughing out loud thank goodness no one can hear me next door

  • @cello4Jesus
    @cello4Jesus 3 года назад +136

    Stop torturing us and upload the full thing! He's hilarious😂😂😂

    • @shaanp9796
      @shaanp9796 3 года назад +5

      Gotta pay him though. That’s why they don’t release it for free.

  • @biffton440
    @biffton440 3 года назад +20

    Intellectual humor at it’s best🙏🏾😂

  • @francollins4036
    @francollins4036 3 года назад +9

    "you wouldnt want me to die doing what I love to do"!! That line totally caught me out I literally yelled out laughing.

  • @bbiggs4327
    @bbiggs4327 3 года назад +86

    Whoa hes got a way with words.
    Or should i say
    "he got away with words.!"

  • @matthewburton127
    @matthewburton127 3 года назад +252

    "she does doing what she loved to do, probably in a big crack house in the sky" dwl ded

  • @nenaelliott8058
    @nenaelliott8058 3 года назад +47

    A genuine fresh look at life.. very funny. Cracks me up every time.

  • @mjames7674
    @mjames7674 3 года назад +101

    I can't wait until the whole special is up here

    • @nv7466
      @nv7466 3 года назад +2

      The Drybar app is worth it😁

    • @cjcolaizzi1213
      @cjcolaizzi1213 3 года назад +3

      Just get the drybar app because his special is on there as well as other hilarious ones

    • @formerlyarandompropernameb9327
      @formerlyarandompropernameb9327 3 года назад +2

      Yes he’s hilarious 🥰

    • @thomasinmoore1162
      @thomasinmoore1162 3 года назад +1

      Me tooooo!!! Every clip from him has been stellar

    • @doctorPaule
      @doctorPaule 3 года назад

      @@cjcolaizzi1213 I searched just now on the app, and I couldn't find his special.

  • @paintedpony2935
    @paintedpony2935 3 года назад +79

    I died laughing, 🤣😅🤣 because it's what I love to do.

    • @kittycat1302
      @kittycat1302 3 года назад +3

      Good one! I 👀 what you did there!

    • @esta7763
      @esta7763 3 года назад

      We'll see you in that big youtube comment section in the sky

    • @themanfromdelmonte9150
      @themanfromdelmonte9150 2 года назад

      See you in that big laughing house in .........

  • @bran9730
    @bran9730 3 года назад +18

    That last bit was hilarious 🤣 😆, yet so true! Love of their life!!

  • @brianhalberg131
    @brianhalberg131 3 года назад +2

    Love his style. He delivers the lead up and then uses a pause to get you to formulate the punchline in your own head. Very cool.

  • @tstuff
    @tstuff 3 года назад +4

    He has the observational comedy of Carlin and a delivery better than most. He should be blowing up everywhere with his skills.

  • @HIAndyChief
    @HIAndyChief 2 года назад +2

    Go get them pieces back...OMG that's hilarious!

  • @stevengalindo7932
    @stevengalindo7932 3 года назад +25

    This guy kills me! Hilarious!

  • @jolenejames3650
    @jolenejames3650 3 года назад +18

    This guy is hilarious!!!!!! Love him!!!!

  • @SarahLizDoan
    @SarahLizDoan 3 года назад +11

    “Sleep like a baby....you nasty!” Lol!!! Absolutely hilarious!!! So funny! Thank you so much!

  • @AckeeChick
    @AckeeChick 3 года назад +63

    “She’s probably in the big crack house in the sky”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @wannacashmeoutside
      @wannacashmeoutside 9 месяцев назад

      I lost it when he said that 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @awho33
    @awho33 3 года назад +12

    "if you aren't clapping..." 🤣

  • @Downecker
    @Downecker Год назад +1

    The very best of real, clever humor😅! It's called satire, the highest form of comedy!😅😂

  • @belmarmom
    @belmarmom Год назад +2

    His delivery is incredible and his voice is like James Earl Jones' voice. He's funny without being vulgar.

  • @nielsuni1518
    @nielsuni1518 3 года назад +2

    Funny, entertaining and all w/o having to resort to four letter words. BRILLIANT!

  • @danielschultz6706
    @danielschultz6706 3 года назад +36

    Absolutely hilarious bit! Great job. All his segments have been pretty good.

  • @linleyn3014
    @linleyn3014 3 года назад +27

    " you dont want me to die doing whT I love to do" - they weren't thinking about standup😂

  • @jenigerdts1029
    @jenigerdts1029 3 года назад +3

    This dude is extremely witty & incredibly funny. I've watched all of the clips that I could find of this show. I really dig his style of comedy.

  • @thecoach11
    @thecoach11 3 года назад +6

    After one performance I immediately became a fan this mans talent is solid

  • @txblue33
    @txblue33 3 года назад +5

    He was great! Loved his facial expressions.

  • @Wlfric
    @Wlfric 2 года назад +2

    I love the CLEAN jokes that are amazingly funny!

  • @danielawooton1222
    @danielawooton1222 3 года назад +3

    OMG,that is what I call a true natural in comedy.I love to laugh and I laughed a lot watching this.Pure ,good comon sense wrapped in humor.Priceless,thank you.

  • @joshuaborem7063
    @joshuaborem7063 3 года назад +1

    Not many comedians actually make me laugh out loud but this guy did.

  • @acuriouscelt
    @acuriouscelt 2 года назад +1

    This guy is good. I love his delivery. I would love to see an entire performance. The joke about “people dying doing what they love doing” was funny 😄, but when he delivered the bit about “You don’t want to see me dying doing what I love doing “ whoa 😳 that took me back. 1984, the Royal Variety Show on the BBC (I’m not British, but we we could get the channel in my country). Tommy Cooper, a British comedian and extremely funny, had just started his performance in front of the Queen, next he collapsed on the stage. For a few seconds there was absolute silence as the audience thought it was part of his act. It was a heart attack. RIP Tommy Cooper. He died “doing what he loved doing”.

  • @InnaVitamina777
    @InnaVitamina777 3 года назад +3

    Absolutely BRILLIANT!! So happy RUclips suggested this

  • @ETtunguska
    @ETtunguska 3 года назад +4

    Mike, I hope you're reading these comments.
    You're killin it man. Everything in your set is on point.

  • @christinabonacossa4919
    @christinabonacossa4919 Год назад +1

    My new favorite comedian.

  • @jaylove5088
    @jaylove5088 3 года назад +13

    Incredible comedian 👏 just Incredible!!!!

  • @glasschicken13
    @glasschicken13 3 года назад +3

    He’s becoming one of my favorites!! Love his deliveries

  • @claudiaweier1153
    @claudiaweier1153 3 года назад +3

    He's hilarious and adorable!

  • @Possum_13
    @Possum_13 3 года назад +5

    I don’t know why we haven’t heard of you before! Love your observations! That crackhouse in the sky! Maybe the Crystal Gates? 😃

  • @Mrshellosuga
    @Mrshellosuga 3 года назад +2

    I like him. He’s funny and he doesn’t cuss. That’s refreshing! 😊

  • @control_it_alt_delete
    @control_it_alt_delete Год назад +1

    This was so refreshing. This was shared and I am now a fan.

  • @dbrown2567
    @dbrown2567 3 года назад +1

    Mike Goodwin is a comedic genius!!! His delivery is so smooth, he is hilarious!!

  • @Faith_Ell22
    @Faith_Ell22 3 года назад +4

    I saw Mike live when he was on tour with John Crist. Happy to see him still killing it!

    • @quentinquogamoddy1999
      @quentinquogamoddy1999 3 года назад

      Oh, I'd love to see John Crist and this fellow on stage together. I'll bet it would be phenomenal.

  • @Angel36930
    @Angel36930 2 года назад +2

    Nice clean and witty humor, love it😊

  • @davehill4652
    @davehill4652 2 года назад +2

    I love this guy's work!

  • @jaylove5088
    @jaylove5088 3 года назад +7

    I have watch this 3 times now!!! Omg release the rest of it its amazing!!!

  • @ProbablySoonerThanLater
    @ProbablySoonerThanLater 2 года назад +1

    This guy is amazingly talented. I love observational comedy.

  • @JordanWellness
    @JordanWellness 2 года назад +1

    He is such an intelligent and personal man! Love it !

  • @FutureCommentary1
    @FutureCommentary1 3 года назад

    4:20 Dalida "Mourir sur scène". Fabulous Dalida. I love that song.

  • @andyrewchase
    @andyrewchase 3 года назад +2

    There is still comedy out there. This is great!

  • @michelleschulz4903
    @michelleschulz4903 2 года назад +1

    He's new to me, but I'm totally loving every episode so far 🥰👍

  • @lauramiller2190
    @lauramiller2190 3 года назад

    This guy is a GENIUS.

  • @finaltouchpro648
    @finaltouchpro648 3 года назад +1

    Got me howling at "You nasty!" My whole body hurts from laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Mike you're a genius at what you do!

  • @mikemanjo2458
    @mikemanjo2458 3 года назад +1

    So funny!!! I love Mike Goodwin...proving you don't have to use bad language to be funny. (Jane from SC)❤️

  • @rey-yac
    @rey-yac 3 года назад +2

    I love his speaking voice.

  • @reasonablenamehere
    @reasonablenamehere 3 года назад +1

    This guy is way funnier than the majority of others I've seen on Dry Bar.

  • @sophs81
    @sophs81 2 года назад +1

    Love his voice ....and he got me in stitches 💞

  • @elbiso2004
    @elbiso2004 3 года назад +6

    Mike Goodwin is hilarious and I wish I knew about his material before!

  • @southernladycharm
    @southernladycharm 3 года назад +2

    I love him! I have seen him twice and he is fabulous!

  • @oldguy7144
    @oldguy7144 3 года назад +2

    Very fresh material, bravo! God bless those that make us laugh.

  • @wendypicou8503
    @wendypicou8503 3 года назад +3

    Oh my goodness I’m dying here! 😂😂😂 Or departing, expiring...passing!!! 😂😂😂 He had me rolling!!!

  • @Tim-57
    @Tim-57 3 года назад +20

    Very funny person!😅

  • @CaseyCampbell17
    @CaseyCampbell17 3 года назад +7

    "They expired. Like milk."
    Lol.

  • @tonybacon6277
    @tonybacon6277 3 года назад +1

    My new favorite comedian. Awesome stuff. 😂

  • @Carlospjr
    @Carlospjr 3 года назад +1

    Comedy Gold 💯👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @sandrakostic5998
    @sandrakostic5998 3 года назад +1

    Thank you for this. He is hysterical

  • @meekthegreek1623
    @meekthegreek1623 3 года назад +1

    Laughed 🤣🤣🤣 so hard at the last joke, but all were good! This guy is the best!

  • @michellebuletti4238
    @michellebuletti4238 3 года назад +1

    Love this guy

  • @quin073179
    @quin073179 3 года назад +4

    clean comedy at it's best.

  • @kamillaparker6953
    @kamillaparker6953 3 года назад +16

    You nasty! 😂

  • @jeanneratterman4174
    @jeanneratterman4174 3 года назад

    “Clap if you got crazy family members.”
    Oh my yessss! 😆😂🤣

  • @blaqcaesar9267
    @blaqcaesar9267 3 года назад +4

    😂😂😂😂😂 I'm officially a fan of this young man as of right now!!!

  • @rainwalkerstudios3388
    @rainwalkerstudios3388 3 года назад +47

    And here I thought his bits couldn't get funnier. My throat hurts now.

    • @robertkopp873
      @robertkopp873 3 года назад +3

      I agree. He had me laughing so much. Really enjoyed...

  • @remidibeatz8780
    @remidibeatz8780 3 года назад +4

    Dude is funny. I've always said this about many sayings like "It's cold as hell outside"
    Uuh, last I heard hell is quite HOT lol.

  • @josiahwilliams1441
    @josiahwilliams1441 3 года назад

    At 1:40 it is clear he is in full command and he goes in. Lol

  • @Wade970
    @Wade970 3 года назад +11

    This guy is great, I really enjoyed both clips! Please release the full special.

  • @Ros170386coe
    @Ros170386coe 3 года назад

    Loved his delivery! New. Fresh. Clean.

  • @PoliticallyInCorrect1
    @PoliticallyInCorrect1 3 года назад +11

    Love it!!! Relatable humor

  • @its__justb
    @its__justb 3 года назад +2

    He's funny, but this set here was my fave! I didn't want it to end.

  • @sanzrich9887
    @sanzrich9887 3 года назад +1

    🗣️😂 I'm glad I found this guy. Hilarious.

  • @katehoffman2139
    @katehoffman2139 3 года назад +1

    He's so good!! Mr. Goodwin I can't wait to see more!! Please have a special soon!

  • @LitNykWorldWide
    @LitNykWorldWide 3 года назад +4

    I’d love to see his full special... I’ve been laughing since the very first minute 😂😂

  • @bookbeing
    @bookbeing 3 года назад

    Brilliantly done!

  • @trusound170
    @trusound170 3 года назад +1

    Good lawd! I bout wet my pants on this bit. Had to call my kids over to watch. 😂😂

  • @dixieboy5689
    @dixieboy5689 3 года назад +1

    Great show. Solid laffs, great wordsmith. Loved him a lot. Super clever.
    Hes Sharp, Hits hard with good jokes. THANKS

  • @addie7846
    @addie7846 3 года назад +27

    Can I be honest with you ? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @AndrewVelonis
      @AndrewVelonis 3 года назад +2

      No. You must lie to me, it is required.

  • @mitsuomits9077
    @mitsuomits9077 3 года назад +6

    That happened in Montreal: a comedian died on stage and at first people thought it was part of the act.. until someone came running to help him.

  • @Downecker
    @Downecker Год назад

    Funny as hell!😅 One thing though. Weekends start on Fridays, not Thursday, like he said. I wish it started on a Thursday 😊!

  • @julianndavis9415
    @julianndavis9415 3 года назад +29

    She probably in the big crack house in the sky
    😱😂😂

  • @raggaduxjones
    @raggaduxjones 3 года назад +13

    “She died doing...what she loved to do.” People just don’t like hearing the truth.

  • @kevingodding9316
    @kevingodding9316 3 года назад +13

    Very funny 👍👍👍