Best Filibuster Ever - Studio C
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My filibuster: Lord of the Rings, but with every climactic scene cut. All the tension, none of the resolution, ALL OF THE WALKING.
Hahaha!!! That would be hilarious!🤣🤣🤣
Don't forget the crucial part of Frodo not starting the journey for several years.
All the routine of a hobbit who doesn't embrace a destiny forced by a weird guy in a grey coat.
I am currently about 2/3 of the way through Fellowship of the Ring right now, so I feel confident saying this: You, sir/madam, are a monster. A truly horrible individual, to subject anyone to this cruel fate...
Oh yeah, that's right. It's a room full of politicians... Never mind.
@@RsFanficReadings Haha, I agree. Out of curiosity, have you made it through yet?
@@angrygoose23 Finished Fellowship, completed The Two Towers, and I started Return of the King yesterday.
This is the closest I've come to reading any part of the Twilight series.
...I think I will keep it that way.
Same here
I've read it, I regret every moment.....
Welcome to my world
+LamanKnight Unless you want to record yourself reading it out loud for humor's sake... And then criticizing every word... That might be worth the nightmares that would undoubtedly haunt your every sleeping moment.
Erulasse Aranel Oh... it's really THAT bad? Oh dear.
...Now I'm curious.
I would listen to the audiobook if Jeremy voiced it. 😆
me too :)
I wouldn't listen to the audiobook of Twilight even if someone gave me a million dollars and an endless supply of chocolate. I would pity poor Jeremy if he actually had to do an audiobook of this
Me too
Omg same
definitly me too
“I’ve pleaded I have begged and I have bribed.” This is me when asking for a raise.
Lobe ur profile pic!! Calvin and Hobbes!!!!!!!!!!😂
The profile pic makes too much sense
I second both these comments!
Man, if I'm ever a Senator, they better get ready for some Lord of the Rings!
+David Star500 I would bring LOTR, Ranger's Apprentice (all 12 of them), the Inheritance cycle, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Heroes of Olympus, the Chronicles of Narnia, and the Maximum Ride series.
Lord of the rings filibuster? yes please. start with the Hobbit though, then end with the children of Húrin, its a heartbreaker
ikr
I would bring the divergent series
Nether Herobrine horse Harry Potter would be my thing! Maybe to make it go faster, I'd start with Insurgent... Come on, couldn't even finish it! Divergent was good though ;)
Les Miserables would be an AMAZING filibuster. Literally half of the book doesn't adavnce the plot, it's just Victor Hugo dumping his encyclopaedic knowledge on you. There's even a section on the sewers of Paris. It took me 3 months to read a 1200 page copy.
+Bekah Ball I just skipped all those parts when I read Les Mis. ;)
It is slow at parts but it is amazing and one of my favourites.
Trust me, I read about three chapters and I didn't understand ANYTHING. And I consider my reading comprehension to be pretty good...
@@pinkcowjl Yeah me too. I had to check a dictionary every few seconds. But I managed to plough through.
Yep, Victor Hugo would have been a talk show host today, but they didn't exist yet, so he wrote all his commentary down.
Oh my gosh, I swear this is what congress actually does.
It's funny because you imply that any of them bother to read.
***** That's how filibusters work, they just talk about or read whatever as a way to keep a bill from passing. Once a senator started reading from a cookbook. (don't ask me who or when, it's just what my government teacher told my class.)
digifreak90 yeah you're right. the longest filibuster was during the civil rights movement (I think...I might be wrong) it lasted 24hours and the person read cookbooks and long books like Lord of the Rings.
@@CreativelyLoud You're right.
Ted Cruz read Green Eggs and Ham during a filibuster in 2013.
Dude. Middle-earth literature would have been the way to do that. All of it. Silmarillion, Hobbit, LotR, Children of Hurin, Tom Bom, the whoooooooole works.
They would be there for another year
Wheel of time, storm light archive ( though there's only 2 books right now, 2300 some pages)
I think I love you for saying that
That would be amazing...then after that you could try all of Star Wars legends
ahh Tom Bombadil
I I was to do a filibuster I would get a dictionary... We all know how that will end
With the letter Z!
+John Smith actually it would end in *T* cuz Zyxt is the last word (at least for the oxford dictionary)
+TheNinjas nice L0L
*Stage Bow*
It's been done, I believe
Welcome to this episode of "Story Time with the Senate"!
Austin Eastwood you only have 11 subscribers and no viedios
+Cat Lover He has more videos than you
i know I just started
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plageus the Wise? If not, Palpatine has a story for you...
😅😅
Filibusters are meant to annoy people to submission, so Twilight would be a great book series.
Fun fact: one Senator read from the phone book.
If I was filibustering I'd read all the Percy Jackson books + Heroes of Olympus and Kane Chronicles. Who knows, maybe they'd respond like this
are we related ?
OH MY GOSH YES!!! (ikr Joyal Joseph!)
Am I the only one who read this comment before seeing the video?
Raina Pope
OMG MARRY ME NOW!!!!!!
I filibuster every day!
*Watches Studio C for 8 hours straight without looking away or eating nor drinking*
Help me...
Whimsical It looks like you watch Matthias more than Studio C though. ;)
Whimsical hry Matthias
Brick Raider
Matthias is way better
(Also you aren't filibustering because you have to talk non-stop)
You would have to be talking, not just watching a video.
Why’s you pfp Matthias
This reminds me of a Parks and Rec episode
Me too!!! Every time I hear the word filibuster I think of parks and rec!
+Reagan Evans Me too :D
+Rebecca Cross Jada
YES.
same
God you truly did talk the bill to death
Stop sneaking around. You'll blow my cover.
note the time for the record 2:40 when the stockholem syndrom took effect on the group.
It's not Stockholm syndrome.....It is sunk cost fallacy u are talking about
Senator: "begins reading twilight."
Everyone: we'll do whatever you want, just stop reading.
It's actually kinda fun to read the Twilight books out loud if you don't take them seriously. My friend and I would just flip to page after page, reading random lines in silly voices like my terrible British accent. Good times, good times.
+Nevunderland I want to get them so I can do this. (I also have a terrible British accent, hardly improved by my reading The Silmarillion aloud to myself in it *sigh* I am so glad I'm not a voice actor.)
My friend and I are doing the same thing and we’re having a great time with it. :3
I might watch a filibuster if they were reading Percy Jackson. Or harry potter. Or the septimus heap series. 📕📗📙📘📖
Eragon is good too. Is Septimus the one wih the 7th son of the 7th son?
Yes!
Great series all of those but I wood also read the chronicles of narnia and the hunger games
Joshua 100X12 also divergent series
Yes to all of those!
Haha this brings back sweet memories… after the republican debate last month, we were debating about it in my political science class. If we could debate until the bell rang (not for another forty five minutes) we would push the test forward a week, so I filibustered the last twenty minutes with 'green eggs and ham.' Not quite as thorough as twilight, but I'm pleased to say that it got toe job done. Guys, this works. Trust me. =D
I swear if this is really the twilight books I made the right choice to burn my Christmas present
+Xiang (Fortehlolz) I read her before there was such a hype. She is a good author. But when i saw the trailers for the first movies about the books i noped out. And ever since i have been disappointed about how all that hype made her less of an author in the eyes of the public. At least Rowling is a bad author, but Meyer didnt deserve it. She had some fun ideas and she wrote well, and even though i dont like romance i liked her writing style enough to get hooked.
+RiesenWuschel how is Rowling a bad author
+RiesenWuschel Rowling is a writing god how dare you
+RiesenWuschel Are you from some alternate universe? Next thing you'll tell us that 50 Shades of Grey is a masterpiece compared to JRR Tolkien.
+Hebl von Heblowitz How maky books have you read in your life? If you knew as many fantasy books as me you would realise that before her there were other awesome authors that wrote about the same subject way better an more gripping but just weren't advertised that well. She came at the right time to the right place, but she doesnt deserve the hype. She is average. Very good for children at the beginning, then she tried to evolve and became average for adults. But the hype carried on. Try and read Brent Weeks if you want to read about living characters and awesome storyline. And JRR Tolkien layed the foundation for modern fantasy, but I do think his writing style is a little to tiring for me. I haven't read 50 shades cuz i dont like romance, but are you honestly comparing the founder of modern fantasy with a romance author who got advertised into a hype?
The only problem with this video is that they say "Mr. Warner and Mr. Meese" instead of "Senator Warner and Chairman Meese", like they should have! ;)
Gearing up for PA?...
oh wow...you are SOOOOO much smarter than everyone here!!
Maybe.....Laura Pradia! 😜
He does at one point say Senator Warner
But not when he was introducing him.
If any part of those quotes are actually from the Twilight saga, the series sounds like rubbish from a literary perspective.
That said, HAHAHAHA This was great! 2:40 was awesome! LOL
Ummm... The movies were based of the books and not the other way around.
Twilight sounds like a horribly WRITEN fan fic
because it is.
Austin P yes! thank you
Austin P rrr
In the United States Senate, with a 2/3's majority, the Senate could force a cloture, ending the filibuster.
Yes but the will to do so has to be declared 2 days ahead and even after its decided, the speaker may continue for another 30 houres
+Mephisto Pheles Wow. Thank you. I never knew that. 30 hours is a long time!
+Jason Cobb Indeed, thats what makes it rather inconvienient because most filibusters don't last as long ^^
Longest is a little more than 24 hours...
The filibuster can still be effective if the majority party is between 2/3 and 1/2
These excerpt from Twilight saga sounded wayy more ridiculous and hilarious when read aloud by Jeremy. 😂
I love how Matt, Stacey, and James are annoyed but then get into it with tears in their eyes. "Would the senator yield the floor now or perhaps he like to continue reading?" (Pulls out The Host)
Alright, so...what's a filibuster.
Stalling
+Christina “Prankster” Watson A speech to stall, as s/he said, which can prevent a vote, among other things.
+Christina “Prankster” Watson A filibuster is when someone, only before a vote is started, talks for as long as possible without stopping, sitting down, or eating. Some times they just talk about random stuff or read books, or they use the time to convey their side on the upcoming vote. The longest one was 24 hours and 18 minutes.
when senators don't want a bill to pass they try to stall it by talking as long as they can.
Question...how does stalling help? It's still going to pass, right? Or does it end up that the people for the bill just say, "OKAY, STOP, WE'LL HAVE IT YOUR WAY, JUST LET US GO HOME!"
He should've read Harry Potter. Than no one would have fallen asleep
Kathryn Potts I'm sorry, but I found Harry Potter quite boring
Elinor Hiller Watch the movies.
Kathryn Potts He should've read the Divergent Series
I would’ve
Harry Potter got me into reading, also Hufflepuffs for life
There wasn’t a time jump during the actual filming, he really read Twilight for that whole time. And the studio audience was also there for that whole time.
I suppose after reading the Host he would've gone on to read the Hunger Games followed by the Divergent series.
Yassssssssssssssßsss
8 hours later
*still on the same page*
That’s the second book. He’s not on the same as he started since he moved on to the second one 😂😄
I just finished “New Moon” and couldn’t stop laughing when he took out the stack of twilight saga books
I would filibuster with either the phone book or with the dictionary and thesaurus. Either that or the Harry Potter series, Lord of the Rings, or the Hobbit. So many choices! 😂
That. Was. Painful to watch.
+emoyanki ...BECAUSE I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD!
Oh come on this should have at least 1M views, this is one of my faves
Your wish has been granted 😂😂
This isn’t a comedy skit, it’s a 3 minute and 53 second instruction manual on how to turn the Senate into your new book club-
Jeremy: "Im not a youtuber but I play one on TV."
Me: Jeremy isn't real! 😆
Should've been Harry Potter. Better story and much longer
yee
Yeah.
I Like You I think he wants to read a bad story so they would give in.
I Like you yes
I Like You The whole idea is that he's reading a terrible book. That's why it's funny.
Everybody here is saying that they would read the lord of the rings, while they should be reading a song of ice and fire. The first book is longer than the entire LOTR series. I would read it over and over until the last books were released.
My sister just came up to me and whispered, "You...don't...WANT ME?" XD Hahaha, I think that'll be our inside joke now.
+Anna Wright Ooooo, good idea, I'm stealing that >:D now to make my sister watch this.
That's not what the book actually is like right....
I think it is...
He is actually reading it
No no it is. The book is exactly that
Unfortunately, it is... 90% is Bella forgetting how to breathe because Edwars is too perfect....I hate that book...
Morgan Benson I checked, and these are all direct quotes from the books.
Wowww. Spoiler alert
who gives a crap?
dude it was a line from the skit,
How was he suppose to know that?
+Sleepy Otaku maybe because normal people WATCH the video before they coment...
Benjamin Kropp haha lol very funny
But other people have actually commented saying they were mad about spoilers
How was he suppose to know that her comment was based off that one little line they said once
I would have read the Harry Potter series
+Reagan Evans YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
That would negate the purpose of a filibuster, whose intent is to sway the Senate.
We would do whatever tf he wants if he reads the entire series from start to finish
+ʇןoʌɐbıb uoɔıqnɹ Isn't the point of a filibuster to stall until a bill you oppose is rendered null by time limits?
Benjamin Kaplan That, and to bore the opposition out of their mind, bending them to your will.
My favorite part about this sketch is that it is based off of something that actually happened in congress when Strom Thurmond held a 24 hour 18 minute filibuster in which he didn't sleep, sit, eat, or anything. He talked about his grandmother's recipe for biscuits and excerpts from a phonebook all to filibuster the Civil Rights Act. Thurmond was a senator until he died in 2001. .______. yup that's pretty dope
If he was attempting to prevent the Civil Rights Act, that spunds like the opposite of dope.
@@lukeroberson2115 I think they just mean that it's dope *as trivia*, not that the attempt to prevent the Civil Rights Act was dope.
Teary voice expert: ju-ust Jeremy!
Republican and Democrats! Take notes. This is how to fill-buster!
Ok. Now I thought about it. Probably not a good idea because next election won't have a Republican and Democrat Party. Instead they will be replace with the Edward and Jacob Party and America will be now called Bella. What the heck did you do, Senator Warner? Curse you, Stephanie Meyer. Proud to be a Bellan, LOL
He's at the same page as he was when he started after he kept writing
It was a different book.
same page, different book
A filibuster is an awesome concept. You have a whole room of people's undivided attention and can say whatever you want. I want to be a senator just for the filibuster part.
When is Jeremy going to make the full audio books?
Nothing better than finding a Studio C video you haven't watched from 6 years ago.
What annoys me more than Twilight is all the shallow paranormal love triangles that have sprung from it. I call them "Twi-lites."
Thank you Studio c for giving me the idea to read the twilight series! I have recently finished the entire series; Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse and Breaking Dawn parts one and two. Loved it!
Awesome you actually finished the series! I love the series too! Many people read the first page of the first book and say it’s stupid. They never got into it!
He should have read The Wheel of Time - the series has 15 books, which makes a total of 461h 25m (19 days, 5 hrs, 25min) when spoken, according to Wikipedia.
At least it would have been entertaining!! The Wheel of Time is a gorgeous series.
Yes! I've only just started, and I can't believe how long the series is!
+xXsolar99Xx BEST IDEA EVER. I started reading but stopped because it was pretty inappropriate at times and I didn't like the language *sigh* I got to Book 4 or 5... Shame I had to stop, it was really nice always having something to read.
My stepdad's plays the audiobooks in the car whenever he drives me to my piano lessons, and I always end up hearing different parts- makes for a really confusing mashup of characters and scenes
Wheel of Time is PG13 at worst, mostly just PG. If you can't read Wheel of Time, I'm not sure you can read anything good.
if i was filibustering i would read the entire harry potter franchise, the whole wiki page, plus screenplay of the movies, the and then every fanfiction i could find
I would have read the chronicles Of Narnia
That was weird, Daniel Harrison came on at the end and said he was 'Jeremy Warner'
The Host is actually fantastic. Twilight sucks in comparison.
I totally agree I loved the host I haven't even dared read Twilight hahaha
Twilight is the worst
Yes (okay I tend to listen to Audiobooks a night
So I mist most of it
But I did like what I heard.)
Twilight sucks in comparison to any book.
Saying that Twilight sucks in comparison to a book is ike saying someone is a better actor than Tommy Wiseau
This is the closest I have ever come to reading Twilight. I think I'll keep it that way...
That made me laugh so hard, especially to see the guys getting into it and then having Matt pull out the Host. I'm a huge Twihard, so this was just one of the funniest things I've seen. We need to send this to Stephenie Meyer
I'm a Twihard fan too... this came really late but I eventually got here.
HE BROKE THE RULES OF THE FILIBUSTER! He started mid-book!
He read so much, he didn't even move pages
Awesomeelephant AJ It's like going around the sun. Eventually you end up back where you were.
He finished the first and he moved on to the second. They all look the same since the colors are the same but he’s reading new moon after 8 hours
Omg you guys are the best!
I LOVE THE HOST!!
if jeremy made audiobooks of the twilight series i would never stop listening to them
If I'm a senator then they better be ready for some Harry Potter books!
I forgot what a filibuster was. I will never again
You know what the scariest thing about Twilight is? It's made people think crazy things, Here's a real life example... Halloween 2009: While at a YSA Dance I saw a guy who's costume I couldn't figure out, (basically he just wore regular clothes) so I asked him what he was, he said he was a vampire. There must have been a profound look of confusion on my face as he quickly added that he was a Twilight vampire and that they are very subtle. Some how we ended up in a conversation about the book series at the end of which he told me that vampires as portrayed in the books are actually symbolic of Christ and everlasting life.
Quite the opposite of how Bram Stoker talked about them. "Shudders"
Exactly!
Jeremy crying reading the book is me during any rom com or book or movie ever.
It would have been hilarious if he had busted out a pair of scriptures and started reading Jacob 5 AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN! It'd make them wanna say "Brother, adieu!" every single time!
No just imagine if they read nephi, "I nephi, being born of goodly parents...." Something like that
And read all the way through! "And there were wars, and rumors of wars..." "And my father dwelt in a tent..." "Gotta catch 'em all..." Wait a minute...
Thanks to studio c, I learned what a filibuster is before my teacher taught the class.
Thanks for making me look smarter than i really am!
definitely on my top ten funniest sketches list
+Mapa Mundial This is my top one, most definitely. Anything that makes fun of Twilight...
Here is how you know a Studio C video is good.
Step 1: Look at the title. If it has Matt's name in it, you need not use the other steps.
Step 2: Look at the thumbnail. If Matt is in it, you need not use the other steps.
Step 3: Click the video, if Matt is in it, it's funny. The only exception is "I Don't Do Mornings".
You're welcome.
This is awesome.
You know, ....Maybe this was a bad idea.
love studio c, man it's good!
I started this morning at 12:00 am watching studio c and now I am still watching more videos of them at 12:00 pm at night!
Did anyone notice that after 8 hours Jeremy didn't even move forward in the book?
Yes
Somebody’s been watching parks & recreation.
Wow, it all just sounds so much worse when they read it aloud.
Studio C is my favourite channel
Seeing Jeremy in blond hair is weirder than the prospect of vampire love triangles.
if i was filibustering, they better get ready for either wealth of nations, an entire encyclopedia on firearms, or the entire list of every single U.S Soldier that has died in combat in this millennium.
Weird question but are you related to the Warner Brothers Jeremy? XD
Yes, he created bugs bunny
He also let the dogs out.
James Landon really? that's a bit looney of him
Natasha Chilton
Exactly what I was thinking!
Yeah. He's also related to the Warner sister.
He's a great reader! I'd want him to keep reading also!
make it stop.
Jeremy: I pleased, I begged, and even bribed.
Matt: Wait, what?
The Host is actually and epic book! Way better then twilight in my opinion
Kaitlyn Glavee Yeah I've heard it's really good
Should have read HoO.
I still love the Parks and Rec filibuster where he gives his idea for the plot of the next Star Wars movie. It's a crossover with Marvel, and Iron Man hangs out with Luke Skywalker.
If I did a fillibuster I would read the Star Wars republic commando novels including 501st an imperial commando novel
CC-1151 501st airborne clone trooper Anything Star Wars and I would listen.
Brick Raider same
If I had to, I would read Death Troopers, in an overly gravely Batman voice with a German-British-French-Swedish-Japanese-Hawaiian accent... while yodeling.
Never read any of the Twilight books at all, but I have read that last book that Matt handed to Jeremy, "The Host," and it was excellent!!!
if I was filibustering I would swishy read all the selection series books by Kiera Cass #LongLiveKingMaxonSchreave
Underrated video
Ok so I just want to say this, I’m a huge reader and my mom and sister are too. My mom just recommend the Host to me and I’m SO excited to read it. It sounds so good. Also the Twilight series is actually really good but the last book seemed like she was rushed to finish it. the movies gave Twilight a bad rap but it’s actually a really good book series.
This video sounds exactly right to me.
It would be funnier if he was reading 50 shades of gray xD
OMG!! I'm totally showing this to my History teacher!!!
Anyone else realize the second book he read was upside down
No, it wasn’t.
No it wasn’t :) I’ve read all of these books multiple times :)
gosh the end is the best part of this sketch
DONALD TRUMP. WHY DOES JEREMY LOOK LIKE DONALD TRUMP?
This is a million times more relevant now that they're trying to get this thing banned!
What if the senator read Homestuck instead?
It would never actually end. They would possibly die first.
It would take nearly 6 days straight
And would be awesome