Yay. Love ur videos. Been here since it was malinda kathleen reece and still love it. Could you translate a translator failure and see how wierd you can twist it?
It’s a music legend. Darth Malinda was a confusing singer of song parodies, so funny and such a great singer she could use her voice to influence songs to create hilarity... she had such a knowledge of music, she could even keep the songs she cared about from fading to obscurity.
Cats actually weren’t traditionally worshipped, they were mostly revered as guardians and domesticated in order to eat mice and rats that would invest grain.
Just some manatee with internet access Well, Bast was solely the goddess of Cats, and she was a big part of the pantheon, so they definitely considered them holy.
@@goroakechi6126 Yes, like most animals. Bast however was more of a household goddess who was elevated as equal to Sekhmet in later times. Cats apparently did not receave names... They were just called... cats... Meanwhile dogs receaved names. Human names. Like if you named your dog Bob...
So these were the Ten Plagues of Egypt? 1. Fashion (and fashion) 2. A spoon shortage 3. Incest 4. A heavenly paradise 5. Fire 6. Pedestrians 7. A rave 8. A glowing sandwich 9. A butterfly 10. A kiss And they were all done by a Sith Lord ...right?
well moses nor GOD wanted that but that is technically what happened for the 2nd half until HE chocked them to death with pigeon meat for constantly whining about not being able to get fat off of meat for the whole 40 years
Sidious; "Execute Order 99" Clone Trooper; "Yes, my Lord. Start hording tableware! There will be a spoon shortage." Sidious; "WAIT I WAS HOLDING IT UPSIDE DOWN!!!"
Well, many Pharaohs did marry their sisters. Cleopatra was married to her brother, got him killed, married the other brother, got him killed as well. She also had her sister killed. Yeah, Cleopatra was hardcore.
@@pickleism253 so we get a ton of people In need of temporary housing but then they just burn down the place we house them at thus putting us all in huge debt
"And lo, the hand of the LORD did fall upon them; and yea, their silverware drawers were rifled; and all the people of Egypt found themselves spoonless. And they did cry out, 'How are we to eat soup?'"
I mean, when you're sick and need some broth or soup, but you're too tired to lift the bowl up and can only handle a spoonful at a time....what's one of the most evil things you can do? create a spoon shortage and watch the world burn...
Well, I mean, if by "come on" you mean "I may or may not have asked my god help and he went a bit overboard by killing all firstborn, cattle, and ruining all fields and potable water. Oh and a rain of fire." that's kinda accurate x)
@@thepretzel2 I doubt anything turned into Sith. It probably just got added to Lord at some point because Sith Lord gets typed a lot because the internet is full of nerds.
Someone with a carrot for a profile picture whose name is literally Daucus Carota, which is Latin for carrot, writing a comment about carrots. _SEEMS LEGIT._
"because everything is wrong, most of you out of money" relatable. also, when i ask someone for something and they deny: the other person: nah me: cooooooooooome oooooooooooonnnn
Yeah, this list of plagues is a bit on point for 2020... fire, pedestrians (working from home or out of work), out of money... if we get a spoon shortage, we should be worried...
Please translate some aircraft safety instructions! EDIT: Thanks for sooo many like! And for your heart Malinda! EDIT 2: What about like an entire plane sequence? From boarding to landing?
a spoon shortage, a loud rave and taboo sexual content these plagues are less death and destruction and more of a series of things to annoy, inconvenience and or gross out Rameses with.
"My sister invited me. Think about this incest." Well...I'm not surprised, given Egypt's past and how they kept the family bloodline quote unquote "pure".
I once listened to the playlist and came up with a story about the hero Alexander Lukashenko who fell in love with the evil King George's wife. Meanwhile, a witch named Anna worked for King George so she could bring her sister Elsa back from the dead, but when she succeeds she leaves King George and joins Alexander to help defeat him. The queen also leaves King George and marries Alexander. They have a son, Hercules, who is destined to defeat George and secure freedom, but Hercules is lazy. Then he comes out as transgender and now the legendary hero is a girl named Hillary, and her parents have to convince her to stop George's tyranny as is her destiny.
@@puppyplanet300 In Rea;l Life...and Yes Internet Atheists the exodus is a Myth Moses never exisated and neither did Jesus and Religion is worse than Hitler who was a devout Christian we all know now... Egyptian Pharoahs were understood to be gods incarnate. Specifically the god Horus. When the old Pharaoh died, the Spirit of Horus entered the new Pharoah. Hence the Tittle Pharoah, meaning Great House. He Housed the god Horus. It makes sense why he would not release his Slaves . It would be a Capitulation, and gods aren't supposed to Capitulate. Besides, the Egyptians Hated loosing. In Fact, Egyptians never recorded Military or Political Failures. Their Leaders, according to their own records, were Perfect. Outside sources report errors, Military Mistakes, Diplomatic Incidents, but never do Egyptians claim this. Also, many of the Plauges could be Naturally caused, and perhaps the Pharoah was unconvinced.
So this is how the ten "plagues" of Egypt went down? First plague: Fashion (and fashion) Second plague: A spoon shortage Third plague: Fire (the only legit thing on this list) Forth plague: Pedestrians Fifth plague: Glowing sandwich Sixth plague: A butterfly Seventh plague: Flowers When plagues don't work you simply bribe the person with nice things instead.
Confusing as usual… Although… Now I kinda want to read some weird Starwars fanfic about ancient Earth being discovered by explorers, in the galaxy that Starwars takes place in, with some Sith Lord choosing to conquer Egypt, and causing a spoon shortage.
In German "den Löffel abgeben" (literally giving the spoon away) is a euphemism for dying... Possibly the "spoon shortage" is somehow in fact massive extinction...
My sister invited me Think about this Incest Sounds ever in the slightest to Leia and Luke, so maybe Google is just a huge star wars fan Also "You call me father" and "electricity"
Useless fact of the day: "Sith" is an actual word outside of a reference to Star Wars and/or Celtic Mythology. It is the technical term for the edge of a scythe.
GUYS. When I was going to eat my yogurt, I suddenly realized THERE WAS NO SPOON. I COULD NOT FIND A SPOON. I'm starting a fund to buy spoons for the unfortunate who are suffering a spoon shortage.
The Plagues: 1- Plague of Fashion 2- Plague of Fashion Number 2 3- Plague of No More Cowboy Dreams 4- Plague of Spoon Shortage 5- Plague of Fire and Pedestrians 6- Plague of The Glowing Sandwich 7- Plague of Butterflies and Kisses 8- Plague of Spoon Shortage Number 2 9- Plague of Divorce 10- Plague of Flowers
At one point my household (Me, mum, dad and my sister) legit had three spoons in it! It turns out my cat had been stealing them from the dishwasher and hoarding them in my room, but we seriously thought we had spoon fairies for a while there XD. That concludes my *SPOON* *SHORTAGE* story :-P
I also have a spoon shortage story! At some point, we just had, like...five spoons. My parents just went to the store and bought more spoons, and no one ever found out what happened to the ones we lost. Spooky.
We had an issue with one of my sisters. She liked to put cutlery in the garbage disposal. Lost several spoons and forks that way. That's my spoon (and fork) shortage story...Yours is better, Katriss
The plagues of google translate: Fashion and fashion Perverted sheep A spoon shortage A heavenly paradise Fire Pedestrians Glowing sandwich Lisa care (Obamacare but Lisa) A butterfly and a kiss A scarf (Fashion and fashion) A glass Flowers
The Ten Plagues Of Egypt: 1. Fashion and Fashion 2. Access to Security Service 3. Pervert Sheep 4. No Cowboys In Your Dreams 5. Scarcity of Spoons 6. Heavenly Paradise 7. Fire and Pedestrians 8. Glowing Sandwich 9. Lisa Care in the City 10. Butterflies and Kisses
Technically they could still drink it from the bowl. Unless they keep spilling it every single time they try. Which would lead them to die of starvation.
@@WaitHowDidIGetHere Technically it means Mastema is a Sith lord since he was the angel who killed the Egyptian first borns and probably did the other plagues, too.
Malinda: So Lord Sith Lord Sith: What? Malinda: I have a glass Lord Sith: Nah Malinda: Come on Lord Sith: You called me farther *lord Sith is Darth Vader and Malinda is Luke Skywalker*
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Translator Fails I love your videos!
Love you very much
Yay. Love ur videos. Been here since it was malinda kathleen reece and still love it. Could you translate a translator failure and see how wierd you can twist it?
The horror
Translator Fails so Lord Sith
Pharaoh: "Nah"
Moses: "Come on!!!"
An accurate summary of Exodus
@chocolatecheeesecake you mean Coooooooooooooome oooooooonnn
@@kiteskingdom6137 coooooooooooooooooome oooooooooooooooooon
"The Bible" by Bill Wurtz
@@jayrs1528 I would watch the heck out of that series
Never in my life have I heard something more accurate than this
Sending kisses, flowers, heavenly paradise, and butterflies. Man this is a weird plague.
Oh, but then he sent fire and pedestrians to the heavenly paradise
And fashion
But an unfortunate spoon famine
I did not expect that
Guess you could call it lovesick
"Have you ever heard the legend of Darth Malinda the confusing singer?"
It’s not a story google translate would tell you
It’s a music legend. Darth Malinda was a confusing singer of song parodies, so funny and such a great singer she could use her voice to influence songs to create hilarity... she had such a knowledge of music, she could even keep the songs she cared about from fading to obscurity.
@@agirlinsearchof9057
Is it possible to learn this power?
@@alternaterealityspecialist635 Not from a language teacher.
I LOVE ALL OF THIS 😂😂😂
”Keep your cats at home”
Now that’s a real threat. After all, cats were basically worshipped in ancient Egypt.
Cats actually weren’t traditionally worshipped, they were mostly revered as guardians and domesticated in order to eat mice and rats that would invest grain.
Just some manatee with internet access
Well, Bast was solely the goddess of Cats, and she was a big part of the pantheon, so they definitely considered them holy.
@@goroakechi6126
Yes, like most animals.
Bast however was more of a household goddess who was elevated as equal to Sekhmet in later times.
Cats apparently did not receave names...
They were just called...
cats...
Meanwhile dogs receaved names.
Human names.
Like if you named your dog Bob...
Ron: "Yeah, along with the dung beetle!"
Bast : You see, I’m the sun’s daughter, the Goddess of Love’s sister, the Goddesses of Happiness and back ally Hulk…
Well, this is definitely not a tale you will hear from the Jedi.
It is only the sith that speaks of such power
Lmao I hope not
Is it the tragedy of Darth plageis the wise?
Only the sith deal in autotranslate
It's too awesome for the jedi (and it's a sith song)
*Ten plagues of Egypt*
1. Strange star wars crossover
2. Fashion
3. Fashion
4. Spoon shortage
5. Glowing sandwich
6. Butterfly
7. Kiss
8. Flowers
9. Hevenly paradise
10. Google translite
The Fire and Pedestrians! You forgot that!
Omenasoosi Not to mention horny sheep and the lack of cowboy dreams
Are glowing sandwiches tasty?
You forgot incest
Out of money?
So these were the Ten Plagues of Egypt?
1. Fashion (and fashion)
2. A spoon shortage
3. Incest
4. A heavenly paradise
5. Fire
6. Pedestrians
7. A rave
8. A glowing sandwich
9. A butterfly
10. A kiss
And they were all done by a Sith Lord
...right?
So.. God is a Sith Lord?
@@martynap2930 nope The pharaoh was Darth Plagueis and these were the 10 plagues of Korriban
I don't know about the rest of that but pedestrians definitely are a plague
Star wars crossover!
@@doomyboi especially where I live. They are everywhere, and they love to dart across the road without looking. They are very frustrating.
Back then
"I will not!"
"Let your people go!"
Now
"Nah"
"Come on!"
I see no difference
Malinda is the Sith Lord we have all waited for.
The Sith Lord that will save us all!!
Darth Google
She da real Darth Google
It was what we wanted,
Darth Malinda
Anakin/ Vader in a nutshell:
"I joined the group"
"So Lord Sith"
"You call me Father"
Lol yea
and luke had a incest kiss with his sister, leya.
On the Death Star 2: "Electricity"
And electricity
You should have added the lyric that says "girlfriend" somewhere in there.
So Moses actually wanted Pharaoh to free his people so they could have a 40 year long rave party in the desert?
Nice.
That would at least explain why they needed 40 years to cross what Google Maps says you can walk in about 2 weeks.
Don’t forget, he had a husband
He also wanted to lead his people to the promised land of Korriban.
It was the Will of God. If He says we must rave in the desert for forty years, then we shall do as He commands.
well moses nor GOD wanted that but that is technically what happened for the 2nd half until HE chocked them to death with pigeon meat for constantly whining about not being able to get fat off of meat for the whole 40 years
I don't think I've ever sang along to the lyrics of a song more pationately than *"There will be a spoon shortage! So lord Sith!"*
See, the spoon shortage might be waking people up in the middle of the the night, now.
That's why every Jedi carries a spoon... but there is no spoon (unexpected crossover).
OMG this video hasnt cracked me up more
Literally in our house...my kids are forever forgetting the spoons from their lunch kits and losing them at school.
Sidious; "Execute Order 99"
Clone Trooper; "Yes, my Lord. Start hording tableware! There will be a spoon shortage."
Sidious; "WAIT I WAS HOLDING IT UPSIDE DOWN!!!"
"After being your pet, the sheep has sex"
"My sister invited me
Think about incest"
Why did it become so randomly sexual?
Translations gone wrong... gone sexual
Due to the Bible source material.
it was Ancient Egypt, stranger things have happened
Well, many Pharaohs did marry their sisters. Cleopatra was married to her brother, got him killed, married the other brother, got him killed as well. She also had her sister killed. Yeah, Cleopatra was hardcore.
Google.....
"Delete all problems" Monika, Just Monika
come to think of it when will she cover your reality
“Then send a butterfly and give a kiss. I did not expect that.” I didn’t either
you know what i didn't expect: After being your pet, a sheep- you know
Bit strange for a Plague
@@NopurposeRai but don't forget, there will be a spoon shortage.
As well as the "there will be no cowboys in your dreams". I'm not sure cowboys even existed yet...@@zagiproductions1630
“Most of you out of money.”
*I feel personally attacked.*
@@shermendlakk *I did not expect that-*
@@shermendlakk but then they will also send fire and pedestrians
@@pickleism253 so we get a ton of people In need of temporary housing but then they just burn down the place we house them at thus putting us all in huge debt
Same 😂
"And lo, the hand of the LORD did fall upon them; and yea, their silverware drawers were rifled; and all the people of Egypt found themselves spoonless. And they did cry out, 'How are we to eat soup?'"
Sipping from the bowl is an option.
***GASP***!!! Please stop! It's too painful to recall!
As the 99th like, I must say this was hilarious!
well at least they will have fashion
nO!
Of course, the dreaded spoon shortage was the worst of all the plagues of Egypt.
Justin McCurdy now they’ll never eat ice cream the same way...
Or jello
@@WinterDutchie AND THAT'S HOW WE GOT ICE CREAM CONES IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW, PEOPLE
Justin McCurdy bow ties are cool
I mean, when you're sick and need some broth or soup, but you're too tired to lift the bowl up and can only handle a spoonful at a time....what's one of the most evil things you can do? create a spoon shortage and watch the world burn...
“Delete all problems.”
I wish it was that easy.
Ramses:"Nah"
Mosè:"Come on!"
The prince of Egypt in a nutshell
Well, I mean, if by "come on" you mean "I may or may not have asked my god help and he went a bit overboard by killing all firstborn, cattle, and ruining all fields and potable water. Oh and a rain of fire." that's kinda accurate x)
Just translating the lyrics would be funny. but you with your costumes, facial expressions and performance makes it hilarious!
Exactly. :'D My favorite part was when she said "sweet". xd
Asexual catto
SwiftsMorrison Best profile picture ever
SwiftsMorrison I just love you icon! The Asexual Cat Pic is adorable and very relatable. I'm Asexual and love cats😹
"Laughts at the carrot ha ha!" Oh Lord, it kills me every time 🤣🤣🤣
"Come on!" is the best two-word summary of the Book of Exodus I've ever heard. :)
Yes!
Just....
Y e s
Ironyche *y e s*
Yes indeed.
Oh my gosh YES.
Nah.
Spoon shortage?? .... Use the Fork!! Malinda.... Use the Fork!!
But how will they eat soup???
The Fork is strong in this one.
@@youtubechicken120
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Scroll down to Number 4 😉
May the fork be with you.
But how will i laugh at the carrot?!
HOW!!!
This is the weirdest Star Wars/Egypt/politics/ glowing food/spoon crossover song I’ve seen!
Probably the only one
And we know how common THOSE are!
@@quinnlim5104 EXACTLY!
wait………….… lol
@@robbymounce5764 lol
I almost fell off my chair when "this is my home" was translated to "this is a lamp"
that reminded me of the moth lamp meme.
you dont live in a lamp? *shrugs*
How did “and even now I wish that God” turn into I’m having a rave at my place??
A better question is: How does ANYTHING turn into Sith? It's a freaking made up word.
@@thepretzel2 It's not, sith is actually a word to describe the edge of a scythe as far as I know
Google says it’s an archaic word for “since”
The original word is “sayeth” so maybe “aye” turned into “I” somehow?
@@genotaurus9161 t is also what a type of Fairy were called back in the day.
@@thepretzel2 I doubt anything turned into Sith. It probably just got added to Lord at some point because Sith Lord gets typed a lot because the internet is full of nerds.
“I’m having a rave at my place”
The question is: what was a rave like at that time?
The same as any other: Disco ball, flashing strobe lights, hard rock but obviously with Christian tunes, blessed beverages, the whole lot.
instead of ecstasy just eat any random plant. if it’s poisonous enough you’ll get the same vibe for a few minutes.
bnerdd Don’t forget the fine chicks all dressed in Sith Lord attire and makeup 😎🙌.
@@tyrantgregcagkaiju71 "Blessed beverages" 🤣🤣Oh that's great
Art Toon Can’t have any sinful liquor in a holy party, my man. 😎😇👍🏻🙌
Now I want “there will be a spoon shortage” shirts.
The great spoon shortage is becoming real!
It was already real for those of us that are spoonies. XD (You don't know what that is, look it up...)
I thought I was the only one. I started with 10 and I swear I only have 3 left. True story
Along with There's No Forks from the EdibleCastle team XD
That’s because you never stop judging my people.
I remember you!
“laughs at the carrot haha”
*poor carrots go hide* 🥕
Someone with a carrot for a profile picture whose name is literally Daucus Carota, which is Latin for carrot, writing a comment about carrots.
_SEEMS LEGIT._
Yeah man impressive you actually know what carrot is in latin
Hug?
And then we wonder why the carrot grows.
Daucus Carota And then in The Greatest Showman parody we get “carrots exist throughout the world”
"Your line, Ramses."
"Nah."
"Come on!"
"because everything is wrong, most of you out of money"
relatable.
also, when i ask someone for something and they deny:
the other person: nah
me: cooooooooooome oooooooooooonnnn
I come from the future. I have bad news.
Yeah, this list of plagues is a bit on point for 2020... fire, pedestrians (working from home or out of work), out of money... if we get a spoon shortage, we should be worried...
@@matth.2916 also the spoon shortage, butterflies, and flowers
Keep your cats at home folks, they sent fashion.
And FASHION.
Please translate some aircraft safety instructions!
EDIT: Thanks for sooo many like! And for your heart Malinda!
EDIT 2: What about like an entire plane sequence? From boarding to landing?
Sambor Puskas YES
Sambor Puskas Yes!
Omg yes
That would be very funny!!
HELL YEAH!
"China will never grow"
*-Xi Jinping wants to know your location*
Coronavirus says hello....
*laughs in Mekung River dams
Oh wow
If Google said that...it is true
@@empireofengland6039 Exactly...
Me: *watches this*
Also Me: *"Do you know the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?"*
*_You have no cowboys in your dreams_*
I do. I have dreams about Johnny×Gyro.
I want a "delete all problems" shirt lol.
I was a delete all problems button that actually works.
Anyone else watching this during the coronavirus outbreak and actually wishing there was a spoon shortage instead of toilet paper?
Me
Revan Lethabo Meeeeeeeeeee!
Yeah.
I swear to God: Her reaction after "You call me father" kills me everytime XD
Spoon shortage? Welp, I know what to buy at IKEA next time...
Sambor Puskas better instructions?
@@Lionloverky That too, spoons are very hard to use.
@@samborpuskas XDDDD
I bought instructions, they read, "Pick up the spoon with your dominant hand. Place under what you want to pick up and move the spoon upwards"
@@bookwormmmmim1159 okay, so what do I do after I move it upwards? How do I get it into my mouth? Instructions incomplete! ;)
a spoon shortage, a loud rave and taboo sexual content
these plagues are less death and destruction and more of a series of things to annoy, inconvenience and or gross out Rameses with.
I'll take that kind of plague over death and destruction, hands down!
Tim R all the more effective to make him beg for mercy
“PLEASE ANYTHING BUT THE RAVE”
To be honest, Incest with close relatives was a common occurrence to the ruling class
Dam sith Skyrim was fine till you came along
Shoot t
"So Lord Sith"
WELL!! We're off to a fantastic start.....
“There will be a spoon shortage.”
Me: *NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
How do i eat ice cream??
The Vader vibes are kicking in.
@@youtubechicken120 use the forks
Meh, just use a sith instead.
Might cut your mouth, but hey, you win some, you lose some.
"This is a lamp" THE MORE YOU KNOW
And knowing is half the battle
What time is the rave at your place? I'll bring flowers. But not spoons, because suddenly I can't seem to find a spoon anywhere.
Tommy Wiseau took all of your spoons
He framed each and every one of those spoons.
Come on!
I'm coming with the butterfly and a kiss!
At least you will be able to eat a glowing sandwich
"My sister invited me. Think about this incest."
Well...I'm not surprised, given Egypt's past and how they kept the family bloodline quote unquote "pure".
Don't ask a historian who the fathers of Ramesse's wives were lol
"Nah"
"COME ON"
The book of Exodus
Pretty much sums up the story of Passover
Fan theory: All of the Google Translated songs are one story line, it's just kinda jumbled up and we need to sort out the timeline.
I once listened to the playlist and came up with a story about the hero Alexander Lukashenko who fell in love with the evil King George's wife. Meanwhile, a witch named Anna worked for King George so she could bring her sister Elsa back from the dead, but when she succeeds she leaves King George and joins Alexander to help defeat him. The queen also leaves King George and marries Alexander. They have a son, Hercules, who is destined to defeat George and secure freedom, but Hercules is lazy. Then he comes out as transgender and now the legendary hero is a girl named Hillary, and her parents have to convince her to stop George's tyranny as is her destiny.
@@SariaSchala The name "Hillary" also came up in the Greatest Showman translation. Possibility of extra crossover?
Saeryen Kalador which videos are you referencing? I got Alexander Hamilton but that’s it
@@alvarobarquero7514 Every video in her playlist up to The Greatest Showman. It explains why the story's so complicated.
Saeryen Kalador which one of her playlists tho?
"Nah" "COME OOOOOOOONNNNN!!!!"
Basically summarizes how I felt about Ramses during the second half of this movie x'D
Oh shit, how hilarious is that ... 🤣 Whole plot in a nutshell! ^^
I know! At first I liked him and thought he was cool, then I hated him
Mhmm.
@@puppyplanet300 In Rea;l Life...and Yes Internet Atheists the exodus is a Myth Moses never exisated and neither did Jesus and Religion is worse than Hitler who was a devout Christian we all know now... Egyptian Pharoahs were understood to be gods incarnate. Specifically the god Horus. When the old Pharaoh died, the Spirit of Horus entered the new Pharoah. Hence the Tittle Pharoah, meaning Great House. He Housed the god Horus.
It makes sense why he would not release his Slaves . It would be a Capitulation, and gods aren't supposed to Capitulate.
Besides, the Egyptians Hated loosing. In Fact, Egyptians never recorded Military or Political Failures. Their Leaders, according to their own records, were Perfect. Outside sources report errors, Military Mistakes, Diplomatic Incidents, but never do Egyptians claim this.
Also, many of the Plauges could be Naturally caused, and perhaps the Pharoah was unconvinced.
@@puppyplanet300 I never liked him because I knew the story. I hear it every year.
"after being your pet, a sheep has sex"
sounds like an average welsh household
Can we all take a moment to appreciate the production value in this? I mean that Sith makeup was STUN-NING!
So this is how the ten "plagues" of Egypt went down?
First plague: Fashion (and fashion)
Second plague: A spoon shortage
Third plague: Fire
(the only legit thing on this list)
Forth plague: Pedestrians
Fifth plague: Glowing sandwich
Sixth plague: A butterfly
Seventh plague: Flowers
When plagues don't work you simply bribe the person with nice things instead.
Twelve Times Plague*
@@WinterDutchie I see. Thank you for notifying me.
My favourite one is "A Butterfly". Just a single butterfly.
You forgot the kiss
And not having cowboys in their dreams
Plague of locusts? Cool. Burning hail? Fine. Spoon shortage? NOOOOOO!
One does not simply.......
Have sithlords, have the bad guy singing and the lyrics say “electricity” without making a Palpatine reference
And call him father JAJAJAJ
XD
UNLIMITED POWAHHHHHH!
Or let his people....*weh* 2:21
Confusing as usual…
Although… Now I kinda want to read some weird Starwars fanfic about ancient Earth being discovered by explorers, in the galaxy that Starwars takes place in, with some Sith Lord choosing to conquer Egypt, and causing a spoon shortage.
World Theory i can write that
@@Rasmusnilsenbie OK
@@Rasmusnilsenbie Have you written it yet? The world needs to see it
@@haveagoodmourning i kinda forgot about it, Dont Worry, The spoon shortage coming.
In German "den Löffel abgeben" (literally giving the spoon away) is a euphemism for dying... Possibly the "spoon shortage" is somehow in fact massive extinction...
1:33 "There is no mistake." Are you sure about that, Google?
“There will be a spoon shortage.”
Well, I often find myself throwing them in the bin by accident, so I’m likely to blame for that. 😂😂😂
You are the cause?! Are you also the cause for my perfect knife shortage?
@Amber dolphin1210
HE IS THE CAUSE OF MY SILVERWARE SHORTAGE
Truly, you are the agent of God’s wrath, oh Serene Ashburner.
Well thank you very much, now how am I to eat my delicious ice cream 😒😢
@@amberdolphin1210 No, that's my fault actually.
"Delete all problems"
Man, I wish I could.
My sister invited me
Think about this Incest
Sounds ever in the slightest to Leia and Luke, so maybe Google is just a huge star wars fan
Also "You call me father" and "electricity"
ahahahaha, he's a diehard fan 😂
And "my husband I leaving so lord sith..."
🤣🤣🤣
Useless fact of the day: "Sith" is an actual word outside of a reference to Star Wars and/or Celtic Mythology. It is the technical term for the edge of a scythe.
That's...surprisingly badass.
That’s is actually pretty cool. I’ll have to remember that.
Learning something new every day. Cool, and Thanks!
Brendan Eichler cool
I didn't know the word "Sith" was a part of Celtic Mythology.
Keep your cats at home
Well,they were considered to be sacred in ancient Egypt.Maybe they were taken inside to protect them from the glowing sandwich?
Or from falling victim to that horrible person who abuses the sheep!
Or the butterfly!
Or because Mulawai has access to security services
And incest
@@draw2death421 Ctas love incest though!
“...Eh I’ll let you go.”
“Really??”
“Yeah go ahead”
“Sweet!”
Pharoah should have been like "on second thought, no"
Not gonna lie, that's my favorite part of the video.
I mean, that's the best answer to:
COMEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNN!
To think, it all could've been avoided IF HE DID JUST THAT.
There actually is a sith lord named ”darth plagueis” XD
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?
@@magixal-edts no
@@n.e.g4865 it's not a story the Jedi would tell you...
@@magixal-edts have you ever heard of the tale of Rey the Mary Sue?
...I kinda want a Tragedy of Darth Plageus the Wise translation now
its not a story siri would tell you
Look up 'Backstroke of The West'
ruclips.net/video/XziLNeFm1ok/видео.html
I've done it before just for a laugh. It is art. 😂
THAT HAS TO HAPPEN!!! x'D
There will be a spoon shortage. So this is why there is no spoon, now I get it.
Most epic spoon shortage ever.
"Have you ever heard the tragedy, of The Plauges the translated?"
the line “you call me father” is even funnier after watching the movie
GUYS.
When I was going to eat my yogurt, I suddenly realized THERE WAS NO SPOON.
I COULD NOT FIND A SPOON.
I'm starting a fund to buy spoons for the unfortunate who are suffering a spoon shortage.
"You call me father"... "Electricity"... How is that not Darth Vader ?
Cool song, as always !
I thought that was Emperor Palpatine?
Vader doesn't use force lightning
@@bessieburnet9816 Can you remember me how Vader died again ? I think there is definitely a strong connexion between "electricity" and Vader.
Me at every single line: *I did not expect that*
"Subscriber....... that's what I want"
Are you sure Google did the translation in this part? 😏
So, Joseph and his people joined the Sith Empire after leaving Egypt? Nice. I hope he finds his husband.
Nope it was the seven plagues of Korriban
How can you hope that he finds his husband!!!! He cheated on him, WITH HIS SISTER.
Egypt will be reorganized into the FIRST... ANCIENT... EMPIRE!
Umm.. You mean Moses? Also, what!?!
XD Moses my good man
I...I think I broke my repeat button
SO LORD SITH!!!!
When Heaven doesn’t have a budget anymore, but they still need plagues.
The Plagues:
1- Plague of Fashion
2- Plague of Fashion Number 2
3- Plague of No More Cowboy Dreams
4- Plague of Spoon Shortage
5- Plague of Fire and Pedestrians
6- Plague of The Glowing Sandwich
7- Plague of Butterflies and Kisses
8- Plague of Spoon Shortage Number 2
9- Plague of Divorce
10- Plague of Flowers
Does the plague of divorce include Moses’ husband leaving him? Or is that like something separate.
The plague of fashion doesn't sound so bad tho-
@@Areallykissablecactus Until you realize it's literally all the worst fashion trends EVER. TWICE.
@@HlootooThunderhammer Well I mean some people literally went nude at the time so I guess fashion couldn’t get any worse.
11: Plague of Not Dreaming About Cowboys
1:10 Secret message Malinda wants more subscribers 😂😂😂
It was so subtle. I almost missed it.
A ninja subscribe button.
"laughes at carrot.... Haha" I'm sorry Malinda but I didn't listen to you, I was eating and nearly choked
Oof
"Everything is wrong" welcome to 2020
God- how do I make the Egyptians pay
Angle- take away their spoons so they can't eat soup
God- that ... Is ... BRILLIANT
Why are Sith stealing all the spoons? How am I supposed to eat soup now?
idk man.
I know right??
Soup in a cup that looks like coffee
Ash from pokemon managed to eat soup with a fork
Because Pharoh is judgy, apparently.
At one point my household (Me, mum, dad and my sister) legit had three spoons in it! It turns out my cat had been stealing them from the dishwasher and hoarding them in my room, but we seriously thought we had spoon fairies for a while there XD. That concludes my *SPOON* *SHORTAGE* story :-P
I also have a spoon shortage story! At some point, we just had, like...five spoons. My parents just went to the store and bought more spoons, and no one ever found out what happened to the ones we lost. Spooky.
We had an issue with one of my sisters. She liked to put cutlery in the garbage disposal. Lost several spoons and forks that way. That's my spoon (and fork) shortage story...Yours is better, Katriss
@@konaaukai5541 Is she Autistic? Autism sometimes makes people do wierd things. I ask because I have 2 autistic siblings.
It seems this has predicted the future
The plagues of google translate:
Fashion and fashion
Perverted sheep
A spoon shortage
A heavenly paradise
Fire
Pedestrians
Glowing sandwich
Lisa care (Obamacare but Lisa)
A butterfly and a kiss
A scarf (Fashion and fashion)
A glass
Flowers
@Ironyche
I mean like, yeah kinda makes sense, but his husband left him.
The plagues seen to get better over time
And the people of Egypt would remember the great spoon shortage for many seasons to come.
"My sister invited me
Just think about this incest"
I don't think I want to...
I was about to say that 😆
@@11icelord Good to know I'm not the only one who thought that.
It's nice to have a little Game of Thrones in my Bible stories.
Well, incest was very common among ancient Egyptian royalty.
@@Kayley199514 I love this
The Ten Plagues Of Egypt:
1. Fashion and Fashion
2. Access to Security Service
3. Pervert Sheep
4. No Cowboys In Your Dreams
5. Scarcity of Spoons
6. Heavenly Paradise
7. Fire and Pedestrians
8. Glowing Sandwich
9. Lisa Care in the City
10. Butterflies and Kisses
"I joined the group, I will send flowers"
*THIS OFFERING IS ACCEPTABLE*
I saw the thumbnail and read the tittle as The Plagueis
Same
Spoiler Alert for SW IX?
Me three.
Have you heard of the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise
LORD SITH
Spoon shortage --> Can't eat soup --> Unbalanced diet --> Death because health issues
The incest probably had something to do with it as well
Omg.
Technically they could still drink it from the bowl. Unless they keep spilling it every single time they try. Which would lead them to die of starvation.
DEATH OF DIARRHEA!!! Oh, no wait, wrong video
“This is a lamp” really got me lmao
Same :D....dont even know why that was so funny...
I think google has heard the tragedy of darth plagues the wise
I can believe the plagues of Egypt were done by a Sith lord.
Impossible! The Sith have been extinct foe a millennia!
That means God is a Sith lord.
Maybe it was Darth Vader sending plagues on the planet Egypt because they were judging the Sith.
@@WaitHowDidIGetHere Technically it means Mastema is a Sith lord since he was the angel who killed the Egyptian first borns and probably did the other plagues, too.
It is a pretty Dark Side of the Force thing to do, isn't it?
*This is a lamp.... Delete all problems*
*After the first five seconds of 'So Lord Sith'*
"Strap yourselves in."
"There will be a spoon shortage."
2020: Y'all mean toilet paper?
omg this is my favorite thing ever😂
Elise! I didn’t know you also watched Malinda. You two are my favorite meme/parody youtubers!
Hi!
BIGGEST PLOT TWIST OF MY LIFE
Malinda: So Lord Sith
Lord Sith: What?
Malinda: I have a glass
Lord Sith: Nah
Malinda: Come on
Lord Sith: You called me farther
*lord Sith is Darth Vader and Malinda is Luke Skywalker*
Also "My sister invited me, think about this incest."
OMG
Fashion
A spoon shortage
A heavenly paradise
Fire
Pedestrians
Glowing sandwich
A butterfly
A kiss
Flowers