Google Translate Sings: "The Plagues" from The Prince of Egypt
HTML-код
- Опубликовано: 8 фев 2025
- SUBSCRIBE: bit.ly/sub2Malinda
PATREON: bit.ly/MKRsupport
CHECK OUT MY MUSIC CHANNEL: bit.ly/2GsRyrq
MERCH: teespring.com/...
Follow me on:
Twitter @missmalindakat / missmalindakat
Facebook / malindakathleenreese
Instagram @missmalindakat / missmalindakat
For business inquiries: mkreesebusiness@gmail.com
For autographs and snail mail:
3430 Connecticut Ave NW PO Box 11855
Washington DC 20008
Mix by Johnny Deltoro
Track by Cristian Villagra bit.ly/2oPsxJ8
MY AMAZING PATRONS!!
Pippa Hillebrand
BlueEyes
Inge Greis
Alastair Emmett
Richard Aukema
Jessica Hamilton
Jack Hendrick
Fredrik Boström
Dylan
Fr. Joe Fessenden
Joe Palko
Kelsey Sanders
Brett Smith
Zechariah Barrett
Kris
Lyndsie Stearns
DJ Braiser
Ben Shaub
Marcel Laudiek
Cody Agne
Will Cole
Ruben Wikhaug
Rachele McKelly
Jonathan Isip
Mariah Fyock-Williams
Whitney Dodson
Alex Molloy
Jay WATIC
David Checketts Music
Chewy Shaw
Ashley Coote
Marlo Delfin Gonzales
*EQUIPMENT*
(all links are affiliate links, so if you buy from here you support me too!)
AUDIO
For singing: amzn.to/2wwYXRo
For vlogging: amzn.to/2wyQfSE
A great start mic: amzn.to/2xhkScb
Interface: amzn.to/2fAxFyM
VIDEO
Camera: amzn.to/2hi08JS
Lens: amzn.to/2fABZ14
Vlog camera: amzn.to/2xnN4vT
I use Logic and Final Cut Pro to edit audio and video respectively :) 
Видеоклипы
Satan Takes Me To the Pasta merch is here :D teespring.com/stores/malindakathleenreese
Translator Fails I love your videos!
Love you very much
Yay. Love ur videos. Been here since it was malinda kathleen reece and still love it. Could you translate a translator failure and see how wierd you can twist it?
The horror
Translator Fails so Lord Sith
Pharaoh: "Nah"
Moses: "Come on!!!"
An accurate summary of Exodus
@chocolatecheeesecake you mean Coooooooooooooome oooooooonnn
@@kiteskingdom6137 coooooooooooooooooome oooooooooooooooooon
"The Bible" by Bill Wurtz
@@julia970y6v I would watch the heck out of that series
Never in my life have I heard something more accurate than this
Sending kisses, flowers, heavenly paradise, and butterflies. Man this is a weird plague.
Oh, but then he sent fire and pedestrians to the heavenly paradise
And fashion
But an unfortunate spoon famine
I did not expect that
Guess you could call it lovesick
"After being your pet, the sheep has sex"
"My sister invited me
Think about incest"
Why did it become so randomly sexual?
Translations gone wrong... gone sexual
Due to the Bible source material.
it was Ancient Egypt, stranger things have happened
Well, many Pharaohs did marry their sisters. Cleopatra was married to her brother, got him killed, married the other brother, got him killed as well. She also had her sister killed. Yeah, Cleopatra was hardcore.
Google.....
"Have you ever heard the legend of Darth Malinda the confusing singer?"
It’s not a story google translate would tell you
It’s a music legend. Darth Malinda was a confusing singer of song parodies, so funny and such a great singer she could use her voice to influence songs to create hilarity... she had such a knowledge of music, she could even keep the songs she cared about from fading to obscurity.
@@agirlinsearchof9057
Is it possible to learn this power?
@@alternaterealityspecialist635 Not from a language teacher.
I LOVE ALL OF THIS 😂😂😂
”Keep your cats at home”
Now that’s a real threat. After all, cats were basically worshipped in ancient Egypt.
Cats actually weren’t traditionally worshipped, they were mostly revered as guardians and domesticated in order to eat mice and rats that would invest grain.
Just some manatee with internet access
Well, Bast was solely the goddess of Cats, and she was a big part of the pantheon, so they definitely considered them holy.
@@goroakechi6126
Yes, like most animals.
Bast however was more of a household goddess who was elevated as equal to Sekhmet in later times.
Cats apparently did not receave names...
They were just called...
cats...
Meanwhile dogs receaved names.
Human names.
Like if you named your dog Bob...
Ron: "Yeah, along with the dung beetle!"
Bast : You see, I’m the sun’s daughter, the Goddess of Love’s sister, the Goddesses of Happiness and back ally Hulk…
Well, this is definitely not a tale you will hear from the Jedi.
It is only the sith that speaks of such power
Lmao I hope not
Is it the tragedy of Darth plageis the wise?
Only the sith deal in autotranslate
It's too awesome for the jedi (and it's a sith song)
Malinda is the Sith Lord we have all waited for.
The Sith Lord that will save us all!!
Darth Google
She da real Darth Google
It was what we wanted,
Darth Malinda
"And lo, the hand of the LORD did fall upon them; and yea, their silverware drawers were rifled; and all the people of Egypt found themselves spoonless. And they did cry out, 'How are we to eat soup?'"
Sipping from the bowl is an option.
***GASP***!!! Please stop! It's too painful to recall!
As the 99th like, I must say this was hilarious!
well at least they will have fashion
nO!
Back then
"I will not!"
"Let your people go!"
Now
"Nah"
"Come on!"
I see no difference
I don't think I've ever sang along to the lyrics of a song more pationately than *"There will be a spoon shortage! So lord Sith!"*
See, the spoon shortage might be waking people up in the middle of the the night, now.
That's why every Jedi carries a spoon... but there is no spoon (unexpected crossover).
OMG this video hasnt cracked me up more
Literally in our house...my kids are forever forgetting the spoons from their lunch kits and losing them at school.
Sidious; "Execute Order 99"
Clone Trooper; "Yes, my Lord. Start hording tableware! There will be a spoon shortage."
Sidious; "WAIT I WAS HOLDING IT UPSIDE DOWN!!!"
*Ten plagues of Egypt*
1. Strange star wars crossover
2. Fashion
3. Fashion
4. Spoon shortage
5. Glowing sandwich
6. Butterfly
7. Kiss
8. Flowers
9. Hevenly paradise
10. Google translite
The Fire and Pedestrians! You forgot that!
Omenasoosi Not to mention horny sheep and the lack of cowboy dreams
Are glowing sandwiches tasty?
You forgot incest
Out of money?
Anakin/ Vader in a nutshell:
"I joined the group"
"So Lord Sith"
"You call me Father"
Lol yea
and luke had a incest kiss with his sister, leya.
On the Death Star 2: "Electricity"
And electricity
You should have added the lyric that says "girlfriend" somewhere in there.
Just translating the lyrics would be funny. but you with your costumes, facial expressions and performance makes it hilarious!
Exactly. :'D My favorite part was when she said "sweet". xd
Asexual catto
SwiftsMorrison Best profile picture ever
SwiftsMorrison I just love you icon! The Asexual Cat Pic is adorable and very relatable. I'm Asexual and love cats😹
"Laughts at the carrot ha ha!" Oh Lord, it kills me every time 🤣🤣🤣
“Then send a butterfly and give a kiss. I did not expect that.” I didn’t either
you know what i didn't expect: After being your pet, a sheep- you know
Bit strange for a Plague
@@NopurposeRai but don't forget, there will be a spoon shortage.
As well as the "there will be no cowboys in your dreams". I'm not sure cowboys even existed yet...@@zagiproductions1630
So these were the Ten Plagues of Egypt?
1. Fashion (and fashion)
2. A spoon shortage
3. Incest
4. A heavenly paradise
5. Fire
6. Pedestrians
7. A rave
8. A glowing sandwich
9. A butterfly
10. A kiss
And they were all done by a Sith Lord
...right?
So.. God is a Sith Lord?
@@martynap2930 nope The pharaoh was Darth Plagueis and these were the 10 plagues of Korriban
I don't know about the rest of that but pedestrians definitely are a plague
Star wars crossover!
@@doomyboi especially where I live. They are everywhere, and they love to dart across the road without looking. They are very frustrating.
"Come on!" is the best two-word summary of the Book of Exodus I've ever heard. :)
Yes!
Just....
Y e s
Ironyche *y e s*
Yes indeed.
Oh my gosh YES.
Nah.
The great spoon shortage is becoming real!
It was already real for those of us that are spoonies. XD (You don't know what that is, look it up...)
I thought I was the only one. I started with 10 and I swear I only have 3 left. True story
Along with There's No Forks from the EdibleCastle team XD
That’s because you never stop judging my people.
I remember you!
a spoon shortage, a loud rave and taboo sexual content
these plagues are less death and destruction and more of a series of things to annoy, inconvenience and or gross out Rameses with.
I'll take that kind of plague over death and destruction, hands down!
Tim R all the more effective to make him beg for mercy
“PLEASE ANYTHING BUT THE RAVE”
To be honest, Incest with close relatives was a common occurrence to the ruling class
Dam sith Skyrim was fine till you came along
Shoot t
Spoon shortage?? .... Use the Fork!! Malinda.... Use the Fork!!
But how will they eat soup???
The Fork is strong in this one.
@@youtubechicken120
dekorationhochzeit.club/20-besten-college-life-hacks-die-jeder-student-braucht/
Scroll down to Number 4 😉
May the fork be with you.
But how will i laugh at the carrot?!
HOW!!!
“I’m having a rave at my place”
The question is: what was a rave like at that time?
The same as any other: Disco ball, flashing strobe lights, hard rock but obviously with Christian tunes, blessed beverages, the whole lot.
instead of ecstasy just eat any random plant. if it’s poisonous enough you’ll get the same vibe for a few minutes.
bnerdd Don’t forget the fine chicks all dressed in Sith Lord attire and makeup 😎🙌.
@@tyrantgregcagkaiju71 "Blessed beverages" 🤣🤣Oh that's great
Art Toon Can’t have any sinful liquor in a holy party, my man. 😎😇👍🏻🙌
How did “and even now I wish that God” turn into I’m having a rave at my place??
A better question is: How does ANYTHING turn into Sith? It's a freaking made up word.
@@thepretzel2 It's not, sith is actually a word to describe the edge of a scythe as far as I know
Google says it’s an archaic word for “since”
The original word is “sayeth” so maybe “aye” turned into “I” somehow?
@@genotaurus9161 t is also what a type of Fairy were called back in the day.
@@thepretzel2 I doubt anything turned into Sith. It probably just got added to Lord at some point because Sith Lord gets typed a lot because the internet is full of nerds.
Fan theory: All of the Google Translated songs are one story line, it's just kinda jumbled up and we need to sort out the timeline.
I once listened to the playlist and came up with a story about the hero Alexander Lukashenko who fell in love with the evil King George's wife. Meanwhile, a witch named Anna worked for King George so she could bring her sister Elsa back from the dead, but when she succeeds she leaves King George and joins Alexander to help defeat him. The queen also leaves King George and marries Alexander. They have a son, Hercules, who is destined to defeat George and secure freedom, but Hercules is lazy. Then he comes out as transgender and now the legendary hero is a girl named Hillary, and her parents have to convince her to stop George's tyranny as is her destiny.
@@SariaSchala The name "Hillary" also came up in the Greatest Showman translation. Possibility of extra crossover?
Saeryen Kalador which videos are you referencing? I got Alexander Hamilton but that’s it
@@alvarobarquero7514 Every video in her playlist up to The Greatest Showman. It explains why the story's so complicated.
Saeryen Kalador which one of her playlists tho?
"Nah" "COME OOOOOOOONNNNN!!!!"
Basically summarizes how I felt about Ramses during the second half of this movie x'D
Oh shit, how hilarious is that ... 🤣 Whole plot in a nutshell! ^^
I know! At first I liked him and thought he was cool, then I hated him
Mhmm.
@@puppyplanet300 In Rea;l Life...and Yes Internet Atheists the exodus is a Myth Moses never exisated and neither did Jesus and Religion is worse than Hitler who was a devout Christian we all know now... Egyptian Pharoahs were understood to be gods incarnate. Specifically the god Horus. When the old Pharaoh died, the Spirit of Horus entered the new Pharoah. Hence the Tittle Pharoah, meaning Great House. He Housed the god Horus.
It makes sense why he would not release his Slaves . It would be a Capitulation, and gods aren't supposed to Capitulate.
Besides, the Egyptians Hated loosing. In Fact, Egyptians never recorded Military or Political Failures. Their Leaders, according to their own records, were Perfect. Outside sources report errors, Military Mistakes, Diplomatic Incidents, but never do Egyptians claim this.
Also, many of the Plauges could be Naturally caused, and perhaps the Pharoah was unconvinced.
@@puppyplanet300 I never liked him because I knew the story. I hear it every year.
"because everything is wrong, most of you out of money"
relatable.
also, when i ask someone for something and they deny:
the other person: nah
me: cooooooooooome oooooooooooonnnn
I come from the future. I have bad news.
Yeah, this list of plagues is a bit on point for 2020... fire, pedestrians (working from home or out of work), out of money... if we get a spoon shortage, we should be worried...
@@matth.2916 also the spoon shortage, butterflies, and flowers
“Most of you out of money.”
*I feel personally attacked.*
@@shermendlakk *I did not expect that-*
@@shermendlakk but then they will also send fire and pedestrians
@@pickleism253 so we get a ton of people In need of temporary housing but then they just burn down the place we house them at thus putting us all in huge debt
Same 😂
Please translate some aircraft safety instructions!
EDIT: Thanks for sooo many like! And for your heart Malinda!
EDIT 2: What about like an entire plane sequence? From boarding to landing?
Sambor Puskas YES
Sambor Puskas Yes!
Omg yes
That would be very funny!!
HELL YEAH!
"Delete all problems" Monika, Just Monika
come to think of it when will she cover your reality
“laughs at the carrot haha”
*poor carrots go hide* 🥕
Someone with a carrot for a profile picture whose name is literally Daucus Carota, which is Latin for carrot, writing a comment about carrots.
_SEEMS LEGIT._
Yeah man impressive you actually know what carrot is in latin
Hug?
And then we wonder why the carrot grows.
Daucus Carota And then in The Greatest Showman parody we get “carrots exist throughout the world”
This is the weirdest Star Wars/Egypt/politics/ glowing food/spoon crossover song I’ve seen!
Probably the only one
And we know how common THOSE are!
@@quinnlim5104 EXACTLY!
wait………….… lol
@@robbymounce5764 lol
So Moses actually wanted Pharaoh to free his people so they could have a 40 year long rave party in the desert?
Nice.
That would at least explain why they needed 40 years to cross what Google Maps says you can walk in about 2 weeks.
Don’t forget, he had a husband
He also wanted to lead his people to the promised land of Korriban.
It was the Will of God. If He says we must rave in the desert for forty years, then we shall do as He commands.
well moses nor GOD wanted that but that is technically what happened for the 2nd half until HE chocked them to death with pigeon meat for constantly whining about not being able to get fat off of meat for the whole 40 years
Of course, the dreaded spoon shortage was the worst of all the plagues of Egypt.
Justin McCurdy now they’ll never eat ice cream the same way...
Or jello
@@WinterDutchie AND THAT'S HOW WE GOT ICE CREAM CONES IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW, PEOPLE
Justin McCurdy bow ties are cool
I mean, when you're sick and need some broth or soup, but you're too tired to lift the bowl up and can only handle a spoonful at a time....what's one of the most evil things you can do? create a spoon shortage and watch the world burn...
Useless fact of the day: "Sith" is an actual word outside of a reference to Star Wars and/or Celtic Mythology. It is the technical term for the edge of a scythe.
That's...surprisingly badass.
That’s is actually pretty cool. I’ll have to remember that.
Learning something new every day. Cool, and Thanks!
Brendan Eichler cool
I didn't know the word "Sith" was a part of Celtic Mythology.
What time is the rave at your place? I'll bring flowers. But not spoons, because suddenly I can't seem to find a spoon anywhere.
Tommy Wiseau took all of your spoons
He framed each and every one of those spoons.
Come on!
I'm coming with the butterfly and a kiss!
At least you will be able to eat a glowing sandwich
Ramses:"Nah"
Mosè:"Come on!"
The prince of Egypt in a nutshell
Well, I mean, if by "come on" you mean "I may or may not have asked my god help and he went a bit overboard by killing all firstborn, cattle, and ruining all fields and potable water. Oh and a rain of fire." that's kinda accurate x)
“Delete all problems.”
I wish it was that easy.
Spoon shortage? Welp, I know what to buy at IKEA next time...
Sambor Puskas better instructions?
@@Lionloverky That too, spoons are very hard to use.
@@samborpuskas XDDDD
I bought instructions, they read, "Pick up the spoon with your dominant hand. Place under what you want to pick up and move the spoon upwards"
@@bookwormmmmim1159 okay, so what do I do after I move it upwards? How do I get it into my mouth? Instructions incomplete! ;)
I almost fell off my chair when "this is my home" was translated to "this is a lamp"
that reminded me of the moth lamp meme.
you dont live in a lamp? *shrugs*
...I kinda want a Tragedy of Darth Plageus the Wise translation now
its not a story siri would tell you
Look up 'Backstroke of The West'
ruclips.net/video/XziLNeFm1ok/видео.html
I've done it before just for a laugh. It is art. 😂
THAT HAS TO HAPPEN!!! x'D
Now I want “there will be a spoon shortage” shirts.
"Your line, Ramses."
"Nah."
"Come on!"
So this is how the ten "plagues" of Egypt went down?
First plague: Fashion (and fashion)
Second plague: A spoon shortage
Third plague: Fire
(the only legit thing on this list)
Forth plague: Pedestrians
Fifth plague: Glowing sandwich
Sixth plague: A butterfly
Seventh plague: Flowers
When plagues don't work you simply bribe the person with nice things instead.
Twelve Times Plague*
@@WinterDutchie I see. Thank you for notifying me.
My favourite one is "A Butterfly". Just a single butterfly.
You forgot the kiss
And not having cowboys in their dreams
Plague of locusts? Cool. Burning hail? Fine. Spoon shortage? NOOOOOO!
1:33 "There is no mistake." Are you sure about that, Google?
"China will never grow"
*-Xi Jinping wants to know your location*
Coronavirus says hello....
*laughs in Mekung River dams
Oh wow
If Google said that...it is true
@@empireofengland6039 Exactly...
Can we all take a moment to appreciate the production value in this? I mean that Sith makeup was STUN-NING!
Keep your cats at home folks, they sent fashion.
And FASHION.
Keep your cats at home
Well,they were considered to be sacred in ancient Egypt.Maybe they were taken inside to protect them from the glowing sandwich?
Or from falling victim to that horrible person who abuses the sheep!
Or the butterfly!
Or because Mulawai has access to security services
And incest
@@draw2death421 Ctas love incest though!
I want a "delete all problems" shirt lol.
I was a delete all problems button that actually works.
Me: *watches this*
Also Me: *"Do you know the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?"*
"My sister invited me. Think about this incest."
Well...I'm not surprised, given Egypt's past and how they kept the family bloodline quote unquote "pure".
Don't ask a historian who the fathers of Ramesse's wives were lol
“There will be a spoon shortage.”
Well, I often find myself throwing them in the bin by accident, so I’m likely to blame for that. 😂😂😂
You are the cause?! Are you also the cause for my perfect knife shortage?
@Amber dolphin1210
HE IS THE CAUSE OF MY SILVERWARE SHORTAGE
Truly, you are the agent of God’s wrath, oh Serene Ashburner.
Well thank you very much, now how am I to eat my delicious ice cream 😒😢
@@amberdolphin1210 No, that's my fault actually.
"This is a lamp" THE MORE YOU KNOW
And knowing is half the battle
There will be a spoon shortage. So this is why there is no spoon, now I get it.
Most epic spoon shortage ever.
I swear to God: Her reaction after "You call me father" kills me everytime XD
Anyone else watching this during the coronavirus outbreak and actually wishing there was a spoon shortage instead of toilet paper?
Me
Revan Lethabo Meeeeeeeeeee!
Yeah.
"laughes at carrot.... Haha" I'm sorry Malinda but I didn't listen to you, I was eating and nearly choked
Oof
GUYS.
When I was going to eat my yogurt, I suddenly realized THERE WAS NO SPOON.
I COULD NOT FIND A SPOON.
I'm starting a fund to buy spoons for the unfortunate who are suffering a spoon shortage.
So, Joseph and his people joined the Sith Empire after leaving Egypt? Nice. I hope he finds his husband.
Nope it was the seven plagues of Korriban
How can you hope that he finds his husband!!!! He cheated on him, WITH HIS SISTER.
Egypt will be reorganized into the FIRST... ANCIENT... EMPIRE!
Umm.. You mean Moses? Also, what!?!
XD Moses my good man
Confusing as usual…
Although… Now I kinda want to read some weird Starwars fanfic about ancient Earth being discovered by explorers, in the galaxy that Starwars takes place in, with some Sith Lord choosing to conquer Egypt, and causing a spoon shortage.
World Theory i can write that
@@Rasmusnilsenbie OK
@@Rasmusnilsenbie Have you written it yet? The world needs to see it
@@haveagoodmourning i kinda forgot about it, Dont Worry, The spoon shortage coming.
In German "den Löffel abgeben" (literally giving the spoon away) is a euphemism for dying... Possibly the "spoon shortage" is somehow in fact massive extinction...
“...Eh I’ll let you go.”
“Really??”
“Yeah go ahead”
“Sweet!”
Pharoah should have been like "on second thought, no"
Not gonna lie, that's my favorite part of the video.
I mean, that's the best answer to:
COMEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNN!
To think, it all could've been avoided IF HE DID JUST THAT.
I...I think I broke my repeat button
SO LORD SITH!!!!
"You call me father"... "Electricity"... How is that not Darth Vader ?
Cool song, as always !
I thought that was Emperor Palpatine?
Vader doesn't use force lightning
@@bessieburnet9816 Can you remember me how Vader died again ? I think there is definitely a strong connexion between "electricity" and Vader.
Malinda: So Lord Sith
Lord Sith: What?
Malinda: I have a glass
Lord Sith: Nah
Malinda: Come on
Lord Sith: You called me farther
*lord Sith is Darth Vader and Malinda is Luke Skywalker*
Also "My sister invited me, think about this incest."
OMG
"So Lord Sith"
WELL!! We're off to a fantastic start.....
One does not simply.......
Have sithlords, have the bad guy singing and the lyrics say “electricity” without making a Palpatine reference
And call him father JAJAJAJ
XD
UNLIMITED POWAHHHHHH!
Or let his people....*weh* 2:21
Why are Sith stealing all the spoons? How am I supposed to eat soup now?
idk man.
I know right??
Soup in a cup that looks like coffee
Ash from pokemon managed to eat soup with a fork
Because Pharoh is judgy, apparently.
omg this is my favorite thing ever😂
Elise! I didn’t know you also watched Malinda. You two are my favorite meme/parody youtubers!
Hi!
BIGGEST PLOT TWIST OF MY LIFE
I saw the thumbnail and read the tittle as The Plagueis
Same
Spoiler Alert for SW IX?
Me three.
Have you heard of the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise
LORD SITH
“There will be a spoon shortage.”
Me: *NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
How do i eat ice cream??
The Vader vibes are kicking in.
@@youtubechicken120 use the forks
Meh, just use a sith instead.
Might cut your mouth, but hey, you win some, you lose some.
My sister invited me
Think about this Incest
Sounds ever in the slightest to Leia and Luke, so maybe Google is just a huge star wars fan
Also "You call me father" and "electricity"
ahahahaha, he's a diehard fan 😂
And "my husband I leaving so lord sith..."
🤣🤣🤣
I can believe the plagues of Egypt were done by a Sith lord.
Impossible! The Sith have been extinct foe a millennia!
That means God is a Sith lord.
Maybe it was Darth Vader sending plagues on the planet Egypt because they were judging the Sith.
@@WaitHowDidIGetHere Technically it means Mastema is a Sith lord since he was the angel who killed the Egyptian first borns and probably did the other plagues, too.
It is a pretty Dark Side of the Force thing to do, isn't it?
*Sings* Coooommmmeeee oooonnnnnn!
*shrugs* Alright, I’ll let you go.
Really?!
Yea, go ahead.
Sweet!
Lol if only it was really that easy for Moses to convince Ramses to let the Hebrews go.
Well, I mean, if he had skipped all the other plagues, and went straight for the spoon shortage plague, he could have saved himself a lot of trouble.
Woodsie89 lol that’s true too
If only all the great conflicts in history could have been resolved as easily as this...!
WWI: Sure, I'll split up the Austro-Hungarian empire for you to create your own states.
Martin Luther nails his 95 thesis to the church door, all the Roman Catholics nod in agreement and admit that the church does need some reform, averting the Protestant reformation.
Tsar Nicholas II abolishes serfdom and sets up a limited monarchy after he and Tsaritsa Alexandra are sincerely moved by the suffering of their people.
Columbus is initially cruel to the people of Hispaniola and sells women and children as slaves, but quickly regrets what he's done and demands that said women and children are returned home and freed. And he bothers them no more.
I expected the pharaoh to ready a shotgun when Moses turned his back.
Woulda been accurate.
Spoon shortage --> Can't eat soup --> Unbalanced diet --> Death because health issues
The incest probably had something to do with it as well
Omg.
Technically they could still drink it from the bowl. Unless they keep spilling it every single time they try. Which would lead them to die of starvation.
DEATH OF DIARRHEA!!! Oh, no wait, wrong video
Prince of Egypt was one of the iconic movies of my childhood, so this is the best thing I have seen in sooo long 😂 I actually want to rewatch the movie now.
"I joined the group, I will send flowers"
*THIS OFFERING IS ACCEPTABLE*
This song was surprisingly coherent compared to most of them
And the people of Egypt would remember the great spoon shortage for many seasons to come.
At one point my household (Me, mum, dad and my sister) legit had three spoons in it! It turns out my cat had been stealing them from the dishwasher and hoarding them in my room, but we seriously thought we had spoon fairies for a while there XD. That concludes my *SPOON* *SHORTAGE* story :-P
I also have a spoon shortage story! At some point, we just had, like...five spoons. My parents just went to the store and bought more spoons, and no one ever found out what happened to the ones we lost. Spooky.
We had an issue with one of my sisters. She liked to put cutlery in the garbage disposal. Lost several spoons and forks that way. That's my spoon (and fork) shortage story...Yours is better, Katriss
@@konaaukai5541 Is she Autistic? Autism sometimes makes people do wierd things. I ask because I have 2 autistic siblings.
the line “you call me father” is even funnier after watching the movie
"after being your pet, a sheep has sex"
sounds like an average welsh household
1:10 Secret message Malinda wants more subscribers 😂😂😂
It was so subtle. I almost missed it.
A ninja subscribe button.
*_You have no cowboys in your dreams_*
I do. I have dreams about Johnny×Gyro.
I was shocked that only a random lightning bolt of electricity ultimately convinced Pharaoh Malinda and her extremely tempting to grab headdress to let her spoon shortage plagued people go.
You were *shocked*?
'I'm having a rave at my place.' XD
Something about Moses having a rave in the middle of the apocalypse makes me laugh every time.
The plagues of google translate:
Fashion and fashion
Perverted sheep
A spoon shortage
A heavenly paradise
Fire
Pedestrians
Glowing sandwich
Lisa care (Obamacare but Lisa)
A butterfly and a kiss
A scarf (Fashion and fashion)
A glass
Flowers
@Ironyche
I mean like, yeah kinda makes sense, but his husband left him.
The plagues seen to get better over time
Love the Sith Lord Amidala makeup :-)
Ancient Egyptians: "China will not grow."
*sees how big and successful it's become in 2018*
AE, feeling bitter: "They must've stolen all our spoons. And got married outside their families rather than having incest with their sisters."
AE: We did not account for thqt.
1:02 One of my favorite Google Translate lines from you channel so far! It really has this sudden weird break, even though the whole thing is weird because it’s Google Translated.❤️😂😂
The Plagues:
1- Plague of Fashion
2- Plague of Fashion Number 2
3- Plague of No More Cowboy Dreams
4- Plague of Spoon Shortage
5- Plague of Fire and Pedestrians
6- Plague of The Glowing Sandwich
7- Plague of Butterflies and Kisses
8- Plague of Spoon Shortage Number 2
9- Plague of Divorce
10- Plague of Flowers
Does the plague of divorce include Moses’ husband leaving him? Or is that like something separate.
The plague of fashion doesn't sound so bad tho-
@@Areallykissablecactus Until you realize it's literally all the worst fashion trends EVER. TWICE.
@@HlootooThunderhammer Well I mean some people literally went nude at the time so I guess fashion couldn’t get any worse.
11: Plague of Not Dreaming About Cowboys
God- how do I make the Egyptians pay
Angle- take away their spoons so they can't eat soup
God- that ... Is ... BRILLIANT
so basically...
the pharoah was judging darth mauls people so he decided to send a terrible fashion (and fashion) plague down on the egyptians but since he loves cats he wanted to make sure that they all stayed inside. then to those poor western people he took all the cowboys out of their dreams. he then sent a terrible spoon shortageand also since he hates carrots he laughed at all of those carrots and they all shriveled up and died. apparently now moses has a youtube channel and wants more subscribers XD. but of course he had a rave at his place for his 780,000 subscriber party. also darth mauls favorite food is a glowing sandwich.
(ok i'm too lazy to write any more than that XD)
Dashy Awesome I know! It all makes sense now!
How About The Part Saying "are you grabbing this?" And "China Will Never Grow" Thing?
Dashy Awesome Wait wasn’t the Pharaoh a Sith Lord?
(I don’t even watch Star Wars.... xD)
Oh no, not a spoon shortage! The horror! The tragedy!
Welp, there goes one of my favorite songs of all time.
Angela Yang lol sorry 😂
Sorry for ur loss. I will send flowers.
It's definitely improved
There actually is a sith lord named ”darth plagueis” XD
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?
@@magixal-edts no
@@n.e.g4865 it's not a story the Jedi would tell you...
@@magixal-edts have you ever heard of the tale of Rey the Mary Sue?
"There will be a spoon shortage."
2020: Y'all mean toilet paper?
Great crossover, Google! xD
Did you ever hear the tragedy of "The Plagues" the wise?
Now I want to see the entire tail of Darth Plagues Google Translated!
It's not a story the Jedi would tell you...
@@jacobsiron6929 Are you sure that you don't mean it's not a story the Egyptians would tell you?
He could save others but not himself.
Is it possible to learn this power
"My sister invited me
Just think about this incest"
I don't think I want to...
I was about to say that 😆
@@11icelord Good to know I'm not the only one who thought that.
It's nice to have a little Game of Thrones in my Bible stories.
Well, incest was very common among ancient Egyptian royalty.
@@Kayley199514 I love this
"Nah"
"COME ON"
The book of Exodus
Pretty much sums up the story of Passover