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  • Опубликовано: 21 дек 2024

Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @RUERUENEEDSHELP
    @RUERUENEEDSHELP 3 месяца назад +1124

    Me casually being 12 years late to class
    😔🙏🏼

  • @RN-xf8lu
    @RN-xf8lu 9 лет назад +3347

    4 million people in this class and Miss Maria still manages to give me personal attention

    • @DarthSidian
      @DarthSidian 9 лет назад +32

      She's just that awesome. :D

    • @serenityrose1777
      @serenityrose1777 8 лет назад +2

      Lmao

    • @MoNTzERASAD
      @MoNTzERASAD 8 лет назад +5

      I am from Iraq speak Arab English learn russia

    • @JessicaRamirez-ov9vs
      @JessicaRamirez-ov9vs 8 лет назад +8

      I alone probably count for 500,000 of the views lol. This is my go to video lol

    • @skippytheoperator5394
      @skippytheoperator5394 8 лет назад +2

      +MoNTzER ASAD I am from Iraq i speak english, Arabic, and im learning russian. thats the correct way

  • @mmalllows
    @mmalllows 6 лет назад +7687

    There's 3.6M kids in this class

  • @sanghelios1935
    @sanghelios1935 4 года назад +3281

    Reading the comments is like messing around with the other kids at the back of the class

  • @cpkingadam5
    @cpkingadam5 8 лет назад +1986

    "Even though it doesn't seem like it should be, it still is" literally me giving a point for an argument

  • @ava-223
    @ava-223 6 лет назад +2657

    oh no! i was 6 years late for class!

  • @haleyisaphotographer
    @haleyisaphotographer 9 лет назад +5244

    I think this video deserves to be done again! Thumbs up if you agree!

    • @getsomebud
      @getsomebud 9 лет назад +4

      +RCRhythms Thirst is fucking real

    • @haleyisaphotographer
      @haleyisaphotographer 9 лет назад +4

      +RCRhythms thank you :)

    • @V3GA7
      @V3GA7 9 лет назад +12

      yes, i was about to write the same. deserves a part 2. same character, same style

    • @ChrisPBacon-xn9up
      @ChrisPBacon-xn9up 9 лет назад +1

      +RCRhythms why Mexican banjo salesman?

    • @lelone22
      @lelone22 9 лет назад +1

      +Haley Guidry some kind of remake :D

  • @halaalhassann
    @halaalhassann 7 месяцев назад +2447

    2024, after 12 years anyone?

    • @CherylCombs3917
      @CherylCombs3917 6 месяцев назад +53

      This is one of my favorite videos of hers that I watch all the time.

    • @a.m.4358
      @a.m.4358 6 месяцев назад +23

      yeah, from Japan

    • @AlphasAnthelion
      @AlphasAnthelion 6 месяцев назад +4

      Yep

    • @jasmynita
      @jasmynita 6 месяцев назад +8

      Yes!!!! June 2024 here!

    • @sarahsteamdoll2562
      @sarahsteamdoll2562 6 месяцев назад +6

      Presente

  • @swatikumari8084
    @swatikumari8084 6 лет назад +3143

    Raise ur hand if u want a 2018-19 version of this🙋

  • @farmerj06
    @farmerj06 6 лет назад +1852

    Who went to bed relaxed and woke up fluent in Russian?

    • @Mickieotheros
      @Mickieotheros 5 лет назад +13

      Jesse Goodnight до свидания способ Блин

    • @riotringer9490
      @riotringer9490 5 лет назад +31

      Эммм, ну я наверное... Гх, хотя водка в башку ударяет, но русский то я помню😂🇷🇺🍺

    • @Miriam-so6fp
      @Miriam-so6fp 5 лет назад +5

      😂😂😂

    • @abic9048
      @abic9048 5 лет назад +4

      Я сделал

    • @nkkbrdbrn079
      @nkkbrdbrn079 5 лет назад

      LOL 😂

  • @amymclean334
    @amymclean334 5 лет назад +4862

    Sorry, ma'am! I know I'm 7 years late but... *traffic these days, amirite?*

  • @LaydeeLala84
    @LaydeeLala84 2 года назад +254

    I remember watching this when it first came out, still here tingling 10 years later 🤩

    • @Christyanne_24
      @Christyanne_24 Год назад +2

      Yes me too ☺️ one of the first ASMR videos I’ve encountered! So tingly and relaxing 😌

  • @laurens4909
    @laurens4909 9 лет назад +299

    "Even though it doesn't seem like it should be, it still is" a novel by me

  • @jocelync.02
    @jocelync.02 8 лет назад +1073

    I swear she sounds like the sweetest teacher ever !!! *_*) ..

    • @jocelync.02
      @jocelync.02 8 лет назад +4

      Meaning she's even nicer ? I don't believe ! XD

    • @jocelync.02
      @jocelync.02 8 лет назад

      Well seems like you're quite right ! I need to meet this women you speak of OAO) ...

    • @joecaswell4571
      @joecaswell4571 8 лет назад +16

      Jocelyn Michaelis you have got to be the most polite person I've ever seen in the internet

    • @jocelync.02
      @jocelync.02 8 лет назад +3

      Friendly Criticism Why thank you ! :3 seems like you're quite friendly yourself too 👍

    • @renanyt
      @renanyt 8 лет назад +10

      She sounds like she's just put her baby down for a nap and is trying to wake the baby up.

  • @mik.3110
    @mik.3110 6 лет назад +2623

    "do you guys study any other language? "
    well, let's see: asmr french lesson, asmr learn korean!, asmr colors in japanese, italian asmr, asmr in cHINESE

    • @moshimoshi8576
      @moshimoshi8576 5 лет назад +68

      woah man, calm down with your languages.

    • @robertr.15
      @robertr.15 5 лет назад +16

      @@moshimoshi8576 don't be jealous that you know one language.

    • @moshimoshi8576
      @moshimoshi8576 5 лет назад +30

      Robert Rodriguez I’m not jealous???

    • @brimcnair
      @brimcnair 5 лет назад

      Ctfu

    • @BabyItsSunny
      @BabyItsSunny 5 лет назад +11

      @@moshimoshi8576 asmr German

  • @clevelandschwarzy
    @clevelandschwarzy 2 года назад +79

    I remember watching this 8-9 years ago, feels like yesterday

  • @xStanDaOmegax
    @xStanDaOmegax 7 лет назад +483

    “Hello children, please sit down”
    Me: “I’m 86!”

  • @jennavandermerwe8307
    @jennavandermerwe8307 5 лет назад +1000

    When the time is right, I’m going to tell my boyfriend ‘I love you’ (for the first time ever) in Russian. He’s from Moscow and I’ve been trying to learn a bit of Russian lately. Thank you Maria for always making such wonderful videos!

  • @sapojuajac
    @sapojuajac 3 года назад +71

    so many years passed, and still enjoying it... Maria is magical!

  • @Srt98srt
    @Srt98srt 8 лет назад +456

    Maria please do a remake of these videos like you did with the suit fitting! This is one of my favourite videos you made. It could be a whole series!

    • @ohohashley
      @ohohashley 8 лет назад +17

      +Sean Thompson I agree, she could do a whole channel teaching Russian !

    • @mik.3110
      @mik.3110 8 лет назад +2

      Agree!

    • @ameliapaige8433
      @ameliapaige8433 7 лет назад +3

      Eren Jaeger I love aot!!

  • @Chriscraft-ug3sz
    @Chriscraft-ug3sz 5 лет назад +652

    Maria: This class consists of.. 30 people
    Me: *looks at view count* *raises hand* Ma'am, there's actually 4.1 million kids In class!

    • @avavavavavavavavavav
      @avavavavavavavavavav 5 лет назад +14

      It really is crowded in this classroom..

    • @CityWhisperer
      @CityWhisperer 4 года назад +5

      *Education system portrayed in a 30 minute video*

    • @bryanfillajr9544
      @bryanfillajr9544 4 года назад +1

      Chriscraft6190 actually 4.6 get it right 😂

    • @dheeke
      @dheeke 4 года назад +2

      And ALL of them are falling asleep.

    • @IrenaV1984
      @IrenaV1984 4 года назад +1

      And some kids are like 35 years old 🤣.

  • @sarahmaat
    @sarahmaat 7 лет назад +1945

    Please, make a 2018 version of this.

  • @melshellman1701
    @melshellman1701 4 года назад +1384

    Isn't this basically watching a recorded zoom class?
    *From 8 years ago?*

  • @ryanbraschler8843
    @ryanbraschler8843 8 лет назад +283

    I normally go to sleep with your videos but instead I just watched it

    • @tenplauges
      @tenplauges 8 лет назад +20

      Immune

    • @gladehartdreamer5620
      @gladehartdreamer5620 8 лет назад +6

      i like it when i dont go to sleep with the videos, because although i feel relaxed from the asmr i dont fall asleep while its still happening, if i am falling asleep then that means the effect is wearing off, and i dont want that to happen during the video.

    • @bellissima-lz5ci
      @bellissima-lz5ci 7 лет назад

      Ryan Braschler I'm trying too sleep it's 12:26 in the morning and I hear the fricken shower on ugh😒

  • @TheASMRAngel
    @TheASMRAngel 11 лет назад +520

    Congrats on 1,000,000 Maria...this video was the one I stumbled across when I first discovered ASMR

    • @architype
      @architype 10 лет назад +3

      Haha same with me, I was scrolling over which one I was going to pick tonight and I thought of this one to remember how I first got into it. To be honest, I really don't know how I came across this video lol

    • @TheASMRAngel
      @TheASMRAngel 10 лет назад +9

      Michael Galvin I was looking for lessons on basic Russian (not sure why I wanted to learn Russian) but came across this video and was mesmerised and I didn't know why, saw the letters 'ASMR' and the rest is history!!!

    • @TheASMRAngel
      @TheASMRAngel 10 лет назад +13

      Ha ha no, he borrowed mine ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ

    • @parkies2002
      @parkies2002 10 лет назад +8

      Same. I've gotten so used to listening to these, that every time I listen to a regular youtube video, it just feels so loud and weird.

    • @MintleafCakes
      @MintleafCakes 7 лет назад +3

      And now she's at 1 million subscribers! Life is good.

  • @2424Showtime
    @2424Showtime 8 лет назад +145

    The white noise in this video is heavenly.

    • @MorrisseyMuse
      @MorrisseyMuse 8 лет назад +3

      Many music programs let you remove most white noise, although in my experience is muffles the sound quality a bit in the process

  • @alexbain87
    @alexbain87 3 года назад +23

    Maria would make a great teacher. Her daughter is so lucky!!! Haven’t seen this video in years but it’s just another example of how naturally talented Maria is at empathic communication. Maria, if you ever see this, you are the best!

  • @mikeydflyingtoaster
    @mikeydflyingtoaster 8 лет назад +264

    This is so nice. Since my childhood I've experienced this feeling and sort of wanted to keep it to myself cos I thought I was probably the only one who felt it. I heard the phrase ASMR today and looked it up and here I am!

    • @shayanaforoutan9311
      @shayanaforoutan9311 8 лет назад +8

      ME TOO. I had this one video that gave me ASMR but it wasn't ASMR and I thought I was weird but it turns out it was normal 😂

    • @mikeydflyingtoaster
      @mikeydflyingtoaster 8 лет назад +2

      Please share the video. I'd be interested to see it.

    • @yulimycarmona9300
      @yulimycarmona9300 8 лет назад +1

      omg same

    • @infinitelove2435
      @infinitelove2435 8 лет назад

      Flying Toaster same here !!!

    • @rm-09
      @rm-09 8 лет назад +6

      Same! I loved it when teachers wrote on blackboards, when someone played with my hair, when someone brushed their fingers over my arm and when people wrote on paper. I found out about ASMR and thank god i did!

  • @theviewerofart
    @theviewerofart 6 лет назад +299

    Watching this video, I suddenly realized why during some lessons in high school I would feel too relaxed and absent-minded to do anything. The teacher was giving me ASMR! No wonder I kept falling asleep in the same teacher's classes.

    • @Notsydz
      @Notsydz 6 лет назад +11

      theviewerofart oh my gosh! Teachers have such relaxing voices. Except when their scolding you smh.

    • @karls8103
      @karls8103 6 лет назад +2

      hmmm no

    • @princesspink0816
      @princesspink0816 5 лет назад +1

      Me too!! Also I had to go to a children in the middle class when I was getting a divorce and I had ASMR from the speaker the whole time. Lol

    • @rorythomson3439
      @rorythomson3439 5 лет назад

      I'm going through this now, soft spoken college professor with Jamaican accent.. Puts me to sleep in under 5 mins.

    • @vincentm.7462
      @vincentm.7462 5 лет назад

      Why I dropped Spanish 2!

  • @taegansayshi1775
    @taegansayshi1775 10 лет назад +166

    It breaks my heart that when Maria goes to read comments on her videos for encouragement, support, feedback, or even just to connect with her viewers, she has to read the crap that hateful people decide to post. I can't comprehend what terrible thing she might've done to some of these people that they would take time out of their day to be so cruel towards such a kind-hearted woman. I know not everyone posts comments on every video they watch, but I think those of us that are decent human beings should make an effort to post positive, encouraging comments on every video we watch. I truly believe we can flush out those negative comments, and possibly help brighten Maria's day.
    Thank you for all that you do, Maria

    • @sonyawohletz
      @sonyawohletz 10 лет назад +14

      alan wasserman Alan, Maria's ex husband was Jewish, so I doubt she is anti semitic. She apologized for the mispronunciation. I don't think that mistake is an endorsement of the holocaust. There are more important problems regarding racism and ethnic violence in our country that we should focus on changing

    • @thomaslancaster722
      @thomaslancaster722 10 лет назад +3

      alan wasserman Oh my sides, oh the Irony Alan - 'your the one in need of the education badly , very badly and while your at it get a lesson in the use of proper English grammar you idiotic fool!!!' (by the way in case you miss what I'm getting at which at first read I suspect you will - I think you mean 'you're', as in 'you are' - both times!)

    • @alan15768
      @alan15768 10 лет назад

      What's that a Lesson in proper Grammar your saying! "OH MY SIDES" Look if your going to debate me at least do it in an intelligible manner!

    • @TheHauntedFarm
      @TheHauntedFarm 10 лет назад +6

      alan wasserman
      Dude, we know you're a troll. You got some people riled up, so clearly you succeeded. But it's run its course. You should make a new account and come up with a new angle. I'm sure you'll find something cool to do with your time, because you clearly have a lot of it.

    • @TheHauntedFarm
      @TheHauntedFarm 10 лет назад +1

      I've gotta admit, that last sentence kind of made me smile.

  • @chrisyv8053
    @chrisyv8053 2 года назад +49

    I cannot believe this video is 10 years old . I remember watching this for the first time and getting soooo many tingles lol now it sounds to loud but it’s still very relaxing. It’s nostalgic!

  • @blackmetalmagick1
    @blackmetalmagick1 7 лет назад +273

    I came, I Saw, I Tingled.

    • @milczek3227
      @milczek3227 6 лет назад +8

      Its rain its por

    • @dyvryky2698
      @dyvryky2698 6 лет назад

      @@milczek3227
      vene vidi vici

    • @jank.mp4
      @jank.mp4 6 лет назад

      I came, I came, I came

  • @jbkicks6201
    @jbkicks6201 6 лет назад +90

    This is the very first video I ever watched of Maria’s. This opened up a whole new world for me. For someone who suffers from severe insomnia, I have to tell you, you have been LIFE changing!!! I’ve been now watching Maria for about 4 years now, and I will never look back. Thank you for all that you do for this community!!! Lots of love from Pennsylvania ❤️❤️

    • @alt5631
      @alt5631 5 лет назад

      А ну чики-брики и в дамке!

    • @lindathetford3776
      @lindathetford3776 5 лет назад

      Been watching this wonderful lady since 2008-2009 somewhere in there and she is still incredible

    • @Shaffer04
      @Shaffer04 2 года назад

      Ayy go Penn State

  • @HCHittCliff
    @HCHittCliff 6 лет назад +697

    Первый препод, который тебе не влупит за то что ты уснул на паре.

  • @ellen223
    @ellen223 4 года назад +600

    Is anyone watching this during quarantine?

  • @filiphagsten4880
    @filiphagsten4880 6 лет назад +434

    if you’re still watching this 6 years later remind yourself, you ARE awesome

    • @Asma-ie7oo
      @Asma-ie7oo 4 года назад +1

      Try 8 years haha

    • @fuckman297
      @fuckman297 4 года назад

      Reminder that you may also not be quite as awesome

    • @rienn8559
      @rienn8559 3 года назад

      9

    • @askapk
      @askapk 2 года назад +1

      And if you're watching it a decade later?

  • @thebeginningofknowledge8067
    @thebeginningofknowledge8067 8 лет назад +2638

    In Russia, Alphabet learns YOU.

    • @milladalps4233
      @milladalps4233 8 лет назад +4

      The Beginning Of Knowledge?

    • @trungquang4312
      @trungquang4312 8 лет назад +77

      Millada LPS it's a typical joke about Russia

    • @George-sn6ci
      @George-sn6ci 8 лет назад +92

      The Beginning Of Knowledge It's "in Soviet Russia..." not "In Russia..."

    • @hugmuun
      @hugmuun 7 лет назад +59

      in 2015 memes aren't funny anymore

    • @outtacaskets
      @outtacaskets 7 лет назад +2

      So what?

  • @sofialorenzini8026
    @sofialorenzini8026 5 лет назад +203

    “even though it doesn’t sound like it should be, it still is” the english language in a nutshell

    • @R488-u7q
      @R488-u7q 4 года назад +2

      This is russian tho

    • @kalpic11
      @kalpic11 3 года назад +1

      @@R488-u7q nope i think its chinese

  • @ParkorPlays
    @ParkorPlays 3 года назад +141

    I could re-listen to her say “I sure did” a million times

    • @lesliepyles8341
      @lesliepyles8341 2 года назад +1

      Yesss! I was just thinking this ❤

    • @crespoopserc
      @crespoopserc 2 года назад

      Wow a million times? So did you do it?

  • @mattn4925
    @mattn4925 7 лет назад +103

    This is still the best ASMR video of all time. I am listening to this while I work on a case and I am like a walking tingle machine. You should consider doing a throwback video using these sorts of settings again. It really picks up the high end of the sound. Thanks for all your hard work!

  • @DrBoX89
    @DrBoX89 5 лет назад +11

    Maria, I want to say thank you for all of your wonderfully relaxing videos. Your videos have actually helped me through one of the hardest times of my life. My fiancé passed away in January from cancer and for a few months I had the worst trouble sleeping from the pain of the loss I experienced. I was already subscribed to your channel but one night I turned a video of yours on before going to sleep. I found your speech soothing and calming to the point that not only was I able to fall asleep, but stay asleep. I’ve been finding more peace each day and again I thank you from the bottom of my heart. Your work has had a tremendous impact on my healing.

  • @ourouba
    @ourouba 8 лет назад +131

    the board was falling down, the eraser was a piece of tissue. clip-on mic...simple set.. barbecue skewer as a pointer, and yet the best tingles ever..Maria plz don't fall in the trap of polishing too much.

  • @bubblie111
    @bubblie111 2 года назад +133

    This was the very 1st ASMR video I ever watched. I couldn't sleep one night-- i was so restless, so i searched "woman talking" thinking it'd lull me to sleep. WELL..... It worked like a charm and I would watch this ever single night for weeks--- then it opened the door to the ASMR world and I've never looked back. 😍💤😴

    • @theviniso
      @theviniso Год назад +2

      I remember watching Bob Ross videos every night to sleep a few years ago and finding out about asmr from there. I no longer watch asmr often but when I do I usually come back to my favorites from that time, like this one and Latte's korean lessons.

    • @jamalhamdaui670
      @jamalhamdaui670 Год назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ludwig_iv
    @ludwig_iv 6 лет назад +81

    Maria, 1:35 - 4:30 is ASMR perfection. I'd love to see a whole roleplay of talking through filling in paperwork with someone.

    • @HoldYourRage
      @HoldYourRage Год назад +1

      amazing bit indeed

    • @Letter1997
      @Letter1997 Год назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂omg
      Me tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  • @harford15
    @harford15 8 лет назад +145

    4 years to the date later and it's still one of my favorites :)

    • @melealineberry4901
      @melealineberry4901 8 лет назад +1

      when I heard her say the 16th I flipped out. I love her videos, but I've never seen this one so it's a huge coincidence for me.

    • @xanedits5406
      @xanedits5406 8 лет назад +1

      +melea lineberry me too! It's really weird, I swear this has happened to me in another ASMR video.

    • @stories_makeup
      @stories_makeup 8 лет назад

      AGREED 😍

    • @miastauffer
      @miastauffer 7 лет назад +6

      now we're at 5 years to the date

    • @harford15
      @harford15 7 лет назад +4

      true! another maria-nniversary!

  • @beatrizmacedo8971
    @beatrizmacedo8971 7 лет назад +355

    Please consider doing a lesson on Russian geography. It would be quite soothing with the maps, papery sounds and tapping places in the map as well as some nice sounds/letters from the names of places

  • @jennyburgesseselius9183
    @jennyburgesseselius9183 4 года назад +226

    I like these older videos better. New ones are too polished and soft for me. I miss the old mics. Am I weird?

    • @doomrocket
      @doomrocket 4 года назад +9

      Yes ditto!

    • @coocoocritter
      @coocoocritter 4 года назад +12

      I am way more weird than you. I think there is such thing as too many tingles lol

    • @hopeworld_2190
      @hopeworld_2190 4 года назад +19

      It feels more natural!

    • @andrealopezdelgado66
      @andrealopezdelgado66 4 года назад +7

      You can be whatever you want, dear. And yes, this vids are better than new ones. :V

    • @nataliemunoz8600
      @nataliemunoz8600 4 года назад +7

      I like them both.

  • @ПростоЧеловек-ж3ю7щ
    @ПростоЧеловек-ж3ю7щ 7 лет назад +413

    I wish I had such a teacher! Great video!

  • @mew104
    @mew104 10 лет назад +20

    Не только я был очень расслаблен из этого видео, я на самом деле научился писать свое имя на русском языке. Это было действительно здорово, чтобы узнать! Спасибо за создание этого видео и сохранить хорошую работу Мария!

  • @22yards
    @22yards Год назад +6

    For me this is a bit of an ASMR classic. Over the years I've watched it many times. The 3 minutes of close-up whispering starting around 24 minutes in is still tingly relaxing

  • @AlanaSchade
    @AlanaSchade 7 месяцев назад +122

    I’m 12 years late..

  • @ЕгорСтеценко-ю1н
    @ЕгорСтеценко-ю1н 8 лет назад +61

    Приятно осознавать,что много англоговорящих людей считают русский прекрасным языком и хотят его выучитить)

  • @ASMRhands
    @ASMRhands 9 лет назад +45

    This is the video that introduced me to ASMR. A couple of years ago, I looked up 'relaxing voice' and this video came up. I initially thought it was a real Russian lesson, some sort of online course. I appreciated it for the relaxing quality but didn't think too much of it, until I found myself searching for it the next day again because it was sooo relaxing. Anyways, I looked into your channel afterwards and found the world of ASMR. Thank you for being the gateway into this majestic world of tingles and relaxation, and helping me discover that this thing I was experiencing is very real and a lot more common than I thought. Much love! xo

    • @dirtmonger97
      @dirtmonger97 9 лет назад +2

      The literal exact same thing happened to me. Pretty cool.

    • @motica0271
      @motica0271 9 лет назад +2

      LOL The same thing happens to me when i found out about The ASMR World

    • @ItsOnlyUs13
      @ItsOnlyUs13 9 лет назад

      ASMR hands Hey, My name is Max.
      I noticed your have a little interest in learning Russian Language, just wanted to let you know, I make RUclips Video Lessons every week, and I think it could really help you. Give it a second if you have one to see one of my short videos! Im sure you'd be glad you did.
      Also www.russianmetv.com
      Thanks. See ya

    • @alicepatten8888
      @alicepatten8888 9 лет назад +2

      That same thing happend to me omg wow

    • @everebecca9868
      @everebecca9868 9 лет назад

      Thats the exact same thing that happened to me haha

  • @LesInfantilesTerribles
    @LesInfantilesTerribles 4 года назад +59

    This is old school.. I remember first coming across ASMR 7 years ago this was one of 3 I first watched. Nostalgia in a way 😂

  • @whitefawn
    @whitefawn Год назад +14

    PLEASE DO MORE TEACHING RUSSIAN VIDEOS!! I’m learning at the moment and the way you explain things is soo good and the personal attention is immaculate

  • @bku3972
    @bku3972 5 лет назад +134

    Maria: "This class consists of 30 people, right?-"
    Me: *"AHEM! NO! 4,340,899 to be exact-"*

    • @aoifeslack3831
      @aoifeslack3831 5 лет назад +1

      **4,344,953 to be exact **

    • @waitwhat6882
      @waitwhat6882 5 лет назад +2

      How many times are we going to have to see variations of this same post? Come up with something different

    • @Sofia-yf6cv
      @Sofia-yf6cv 4 года назад +4

      4.654.354 now

  • @moe7411
    @moe7411 8 лет назад +44

    This is the first asmr video that actually taught me something well done. I know kinda know Russian

  • @nastypatty344
    @nastypatty344 8 лет назад +80

    This holds a special place in my heart because it's the first video that I saw on asmr

    • @tigralon
      @tigralon 8 лет назад +5

      Me too!! And I feel the same way about it. :)

    • @LemonJellyJ
      @LemonJellyJ 7 лет назад +1

      Same! :))

    • @ladyfl0wers
      @ladyfl0wers 7 лет назад +2

      Me too 😏

    • @amed9403
      @amed9403 6 лет назад +1

      Cody Burns this was also my very first ASMR video I watched!

    • @Kimlorraineee
      @Kimlorraineee 6 лет назад +1

      Cody Burns SAME

  • @Earth2ash311
    @Earth2ash311 2 года назад +59

    It’s 2022 and I still love this video

  • @SharkGem2000
    @SharkGem2000 2 года назад +12

    This was my first ASMR video when I was 12 in 6th grade... I'm turning 22 in a few days and I can't believe I've been a subscriber of you for so long. I love how much you've grown and how far you've come Maria. Thank you for introducing me to the world of ASMR!!!! EDIT: This is in 2022

  • @user-rf3ip3dw7k
    @user-rf3ip3dw7k 4 года назад +148

    Ваууу... Чувствую себя таким умным))

  • @Thecorporateanthropologist
    @Thecorporateanthropologist 6 лет назад +57

    The white noise is awesome

  • @IGetWetInHD
    @IGetWetInHD 6 лет назад +1406

    am i the only one dumbfounded by the way she wrote the M in Maria???

    • @ryankiser294
      @ryankiser294 6 лет назад +26

      No I am too

    • @kage755
      @kage755 6 лет назад +227

      JuazeiroMLG that shit looks like it was force fed lsd and kicked out of a moving van

    • @Pulkz
      @Pulkz 6 лет назад +8

      @@kage755 that is quiet accurat

    • @soundzwicked
      @soundzwicked 6 лет назад +143

      And a capital R in the middle!!

    • @chloyestephenson266
      @chloyestephenson266 6 лет назад +5

      Nope...i am too

  • @smileyflower8018
    @smileyflower8018 Год назад +114

    Я японка, вспомнила что впервые посмотрела это видео когда мне было 14 или 15 лет. Тогда у нас были экзамены в школе но я пыталась запомнить эти кириллицы вместо формул математики и английских слов😂 И сейчас я изучаю русский язык в университете, даже поехала на стажировку в Казахстан.

    • @Name-oc1mq
      @Name-oc1mq Год назад +1

      правильно, врага надо знать в лицо

    • @CopiRater
      @CopiRater Год назад +1

      ​@@Name-oc1mq или нах со своим врагом. Надо бл это кому-то

    • @Name-oc1mq
      @Name-oc1mq Год назад

      @@smileyflower8018 тогда вас ждут фильтрационные лагеря и тихие ужасы "подвалов"

    • @Lee6009
      @Lee6009 Год назад +7

      ​@@Name-oc1mqты че такой злой?

    • @Name-oc1mq
      @Name-oc1mq Год назад +1

      @@Lee6009 потому что сейчас россияне нападают на мою страну, бомбят ракетами, российские солдаты расстреливают мирных людей, заставляют их проходить "фильтрационные" лагеря, поддают пыткам, в том числе в донецкой "Изоляции", бывшем заводе. Потому что россияне лишили сотни тысяч людей жилья, потому что они просто крушат все на своем пути без цели, но с упоением.

  • @xchocofairy608
    @xchocofairy608 9 лет назад +78

    This was one of my first video of yours, if not, the very first! I watched it many many times, and sometimes still do. My favorite part is when you're going through the papers, and asking questions, please make more of that if possible! :)

    • @ItsOnlyUs13
      @ItsOnlyUs13 9 лет назад

      I Zee I HIATUS Hey, My name is Max.
      I noticed your have a little interest in learning Russian Language, just wanted to let you know, I make RUclips Video Lessons every week, and I think it could really help you. Give it a second if you have one to see one of my short videos! Im sure you'd be glad you did.
      Also www.russianmetv.com
      Thanks. See ya

    • @kevinlangstone609
      @kevinlangstone609 9 лет назад +5

      I love the finger lick paper stuff. There are lots of them on RUclips but hardly any of them show the actual lick like Maria does on this. It turns my brain to custard.

    • @imtheCoolest
      @imtheCoolest 9 лет назад +5

      Vanilla Cream that's my favorite part too! tingle heaven!

    • @oppositeblue9377
      @oppositeblue9377 9 лет назад +1

      I found it last year about this time. I know it sounds cliche but I feel like I was always menT to have ASMR in my life. I always had a part of me that wanted to look up the most soothing voice in the world, and the day I did I found Maria. I couldn't be more greatful💕💕💕💕💕XOXO

  • @kirikatherine
    @kirikatherine 7 лет назад +113

    Я из России , и так прикольно смотреть уроки по русскому :) I from Russia

    • @ANISON777
      @ANISON777 6 лет назад +1

      Ага

    • @Сунани
      @Сунани 6 лет назад +1

      Я тоже

    • @nicolechristie6298
      @nicolechristie6298 6 лет назад

      Nice

    • @Ania_-_
      @Ania_-_ 3 года назад

      Пхаха +++ она так отлично говорит по русски и по английски, даже не знаю откуда она родом, и по английски говорит как на своем, и по русски говорит так же

    • @childofsnake8611
      @childofsnake8611 2 года назад

      @@Ania_-_ она родилась в России , в Америке на данный момент она живет около 15 лет, если я не ошибаюсь

  • @tridecalogism935
    @tridecalogism935 9 лет назад +474

    I came to learn Russian, and stayed because I was paralyzed.

    • @ItsOnlyUs13
      @ItsOnlyUs13 9 лет назад +6

      Tridecalogism Hey, My name is Max.
      I noticed your have a little interest in learning Russian Language, just wanted to let you know, I make RUclips Video Lessons every week, and I think it could really help you. Give it a second if you have one to see one of my short videos! Im sure you'd be glad you did.
      Also www.russianmetv.com
      Thanks. See ya

    • @JayAskey
      @JayAskey 9 лет назад +17

      You're killin me man that was a hilarious comment

    • @rhondasrandomness8275
      @rhondasrandomness8275 9 лет назад

      Best comment ever lol!

    • @yeniduh3320
      @yeniduh3320 9 лет назад +1

      RussianMeTV can u skype me so u can teach me only

    • @FeelslikeHalloween
      @FeelslikeHalloween 9 лет назад

      HAHAHA!!! Yup!!

  • @WillowTitov
    @WillowTitov 2 месяца назад +4

    12 years on and I still return to this classic ASMR video. Glad you're still at it. Sorry I'm late to class!

  • @user-qs9ej3hg9g
    @user-qs9ej3hg9g 4 года назад +79

    I attended this class more than my college classes

  • @wallengene
    @wallengene 4 года назад +10

    This was my first ASMR video ever. It crosses my mind all the time. I can't believe I've been watching ASMR videos for over 8 years.

  • @Kirbybaby
    @Kirbybaby 27 дней назад +6

    12 years later come back for 24:45

  • @takemetomarz
    @takemetomarz 3 месяца назад +7

    Thank you girl you were my first favorite asmrist and till date you still do it the best! 💌

  • @Glizzyguy11
    @Glizzyguy11 8 лет назад +930

    Can I go to the restroom

    • @Depths17
      @Depths17 8 лет назад +5

      lol

    • @maxwmarshall
      @maxwmarshall 8 лет назад +29

      +Clutch134 Trying... to... resist... GRAMMAR... CORRECTION...

    • @Shadow_Beatz
      @Shadow_Beatz 8 лет назад +13

      +Max Marshall I...can't....resist...
      it's RESTROOM

    • @Shadow_Beatz
      @Shadow_Beatz 8 лет назад +11

      +ShadowBeatZ With a question mark

    • @ArtificialMisery
      @ArtificialMisery 8 лет назад +21

      +ShadowBeatZ plus it would be 'may' not 'can'

  • @myalightseeker
    @myalightseeker 4 месяца назад +8

    I so miss her older videos…natural speed and volume for talking, and the video is just naturally relaxing. The new videos seem to be trying too hard to be ASMR and end up falling a bit short. She was the Queen of ASMR when her videos were like this.

  • @Amysbiblereads
    @Amysbiblereads 8 лет назад +524

    I'm learning Russian so this also helped me!!

    • @unreinster
      @unreinster 8 лет назад +35

      красава

    • @itscasper4787
      @itscasper4787 7 лет назад +11

      I have a russian keyboard on my phone and russian letters sticked to my laptop keyboard to help me learn the letters.
      Йцукенгшщзхфывапролджэячсмитьбю

    • @itscasper4787
      @itscasper4787 7 лет назад +3

      Хорошо

    • @АлёнаЕрмолаева-у1г
      @АлёнаЕрмолаева-у1г 7 лет назад +2

      Hello. My name is Alena. I am from Russia. And I am learning english 7 years. If you are still interasted in this, I can help you.

    • @ГеоргийИстомин-ю9н
      @ГеоргийИстомин-ю9н 7 лет назад +10

      Алена Ермолаева Maybe, you’ve been learning English for 7 years?

  • @yubetuberocks
    @yubetuberocks 3 года назад +8

    I’ve watched this video over 100 times, but came back today after watching your new one!

  • @Mousearello
    @Mousearello 8 лет назад +15

    Please please more Russian lessons I just love them. My cat snuggles up to my iPad
    with her head by the speaker and purrs every time I listen to you.

  • @Bluprint_Husky
    @Bluprint_Husky 8 лет назад +140

    So... since this is an ASMR Russian class, can I fall asleep without being woken up?

    • @TheOutZZ
      @TheOutZZ 8 лет назад

      Russian lessons in a nutshell.

  • @theblueking7330
    @theblueking7330 7 лет назад +205

    the only 🇷🇺Russian word I know is "Babushka"

    • @pantheon670
      @pantheon670 7 лет назад +10

      The Blue King бабушка

    • @laurentiare
      @laurentiare 6 лет назад +8

      Babushka is Russian for old person I think...maybe it means old lady

    • @tanya_mart
      @tanya_mart 6 лет назад +2

      @@laurentiare and granny

    • @kwtz2536
      @kwtz2536 6 лет назад +6

      Бабушка is grandmother ☺ this is the word most of my friends know too and they also thought it meant old lady. I like to make fun of them because they don't know any Russian words 😂

    • @jaekim283
      @jaekim283 6 лет назад +6

      The Blue King why am I thinking about guys from stray kids lol

  • @amyhuckaby2467
    @amyhuckaby2467 Год назад +5

    Thanks!

  • @EJF13
    @EJF13 2 года назад +9

    10 years on...still one of the best ASMR videos ever made

  • @uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuur
    @uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuur 9 лет назад +460

    Class is 1.648.648 people.

    • @ItsOnlyUs13
      @ItsOnlyUs13 9 лет назад +4

      Ugur Uflaz Hey, My name is Max.
      I noticed your have a little interest in learning Russian Language, just wanted to let you know, I make RUclips Video Lessons every week, and I think it could really help you. Give it a second if you have one to see one of my short videos! Im sure you'd be glad you did.
      Also www.russianmetv.com
      Thanks. See ya

    • @Mhmd06
      @Mhmd06 9 лет назад +8

      ***** come down as in "dinner is ready come downstairs"? It's Calm down :)

    • @immrpandabear
      @immrpandabear 9 лет назад +1

      ***** it's a program that automatically scans for keyword videos, like this one.

    • @loyodamalomr
      @loyodamalomr 9 лет назад +3

      +Ugur Uflaz 1,885,421

    • @josevaldivia3980
      @josevaldivia3980 9 лет назад +1

      +Alaha Ekbur yvdff
      vcvfr
      g

  • @kimir4990
    @kimir4990 2 года назад +8

    I love how she fills out the forms during class…… and makes it so relaxing. I wish she would of been my teacher :)))

  • @benjaminkennedy3913
    @benjaminkennedy3913 3 года назад +4

    I’ve been coming back to this video for like 7 years. So good

  • @n.s.calisthenicsk.p.produc1496
    @n.s.calisthenicsk.p.produc1496 6 лет назад +198

    I started watching this video, 30:01 min later Vladimir Putin called me to become his spokesman

    • @riotringer9490
      @riotringer9490 5 лет назад +4

      Не повезло те чел.. Вождь не дремлет(^o^)

    • @waitwhat6882
      @waitwhat6882 5 лет назад

      Putin- dirtbag that he is.

    • @ayeyefookinw0tm859
      @ayeyefookinw0tm859 5 лет назад

      Seriously Lol how is he a dirtbag?

    • @isabellepoisson8570
      @isabellepoisson8570 4 года назад

      nightwishnemo oof bit harsh

    • @sarahl.5748
      @sarahl.5748 4 года назад

      I see you speak English, are you Trump’s spokesperson?

  • @sunyebest2507
    @sunyebest2507 6 лет назад +43

    Hi Maria! Because of you- I learned the Russian alphabet (this was 4 years ago) and I still remember it and use it as I can. I was at the dentist last week and my hygienist was Russian. I took your advice and I said kak dyela and she was SO pleasantly surprised! She was really excited to hear that I had learned the alphabet. She also had a very relaxing voice :) Thanks for everything, Maria!

    • @rekffa-nmd-5092
      @rekffa-nmd-5092 5 лет назад +1

      Эта девушка говорила на русском при вас? Aхахах, должно быть она испугалась, что вы подслушали ее разговоры на русском, лол

  • @13agers
    @13agers 10 лет назад +25

    I wish real language teachers were as friendly and helpful as you.

  • @lavenderblue5730
    @lavenderblue5730 Год назад +5

    Maria, This video and the Russian culture videos are some of my favorites, even after all these years I come back to listen to them. You've given me an appreciation of Russian culture. I now own the sweetest small nesting doll cat and a great appreciate for slavic music. Thank you!

    • @richbb1479
      @richbb1479 4 месяца назад

      Nado uzhe ispolzovatj jadernoje oruzhije !!

  • @nics0ul
    @nics0ul 10 лет назад +6

    My favorite part is when you fill out the forms and play with the paper! So relaxing!!

  • @misseli922
    @misseli922 8 лет назад +583

    There's been asmr videos since 2012?? wtf

    • @misseli922
      @misseli922 8 лет назад +31

      Wow! I just heard of it this year

    • @kevinlangstone609
      @kevinlangstone609 8 лет назад +40

      Videos that trigger what is now known as ASMR have been on RUclips for nearly a decade. I had a playlist of whisper stuff on my old account in 2007.

    • @ac_ramone
      @ac_ramone 8 лет назад +20

      Definitely at least 2010. That's when I started watching ASMR videos.

    • @bailagringacovers
      @bailagringacovers 8 лет назад +22

      i've been watching them since 2012 and i remember sending maria a youtube message and getting a reply....'twas the best day of my life! unfortunately, i don't think that's possible anymore, lol

    • @whateverbabe
      @whateverbabe 8 лет назад +8

      MrsMarshall72 Maria is the best and one of the oldest ASMR artists

  • @jakej3886
    @jakej3886 8 лет назад +25

    This was the second asmr video I ever saw when I had no idea what it was and I thought she was an actual teacher for some online class or something

  • @bigonemaryland
    @bigonemaryland 11 месяцев назад +3

    The close whisper, over the shoulder part towards the end is really excellent.

  • @Mix-cq7lo
    @Mix-cq7lo 4 года назад +45

    Как бы да, то самое прекрасное чувство, когда учат, а ты все знаешь, потому что из России

  • @bravoant892
    @bravoant892 9 лет назад +70

    "This class consists of... 1..2...30 people, is that correct?"

    • @ItsOnlyUs13
      @ItsOnlyUs13 9 лет назад +6

      Antonio Bravo Hey, My name is Max.
      I noticed your have a little interest in learning Russian Language, just wanted to let you know, I make RUclips Video Lessons every week, and I think it could really help you. Give it a second if you have one to see one of my short videos! Im sure you'd be glad you did.
      Also www.russianmetv.com
      Thanks. See ya

  • @dannie5985
    @dannie5985 5 лет назад +17

    Damn, Maria, you asked if I’m still following just in the moment when I closed my eyes. 😂You’re a very good teacher.

  • @appclickable
    @appclickable 26 дней назад +1

    Thank you for taking the time to teach in such a calm way.

  • @yeosangsbirthmark3159
    @yeosangsbirthmark3159 5 лет назад +183

    I'm sorry for being 7 years and 10 months late
    I swear I can explain...
    forget it how long will my detention be?

  • @cosmicdahlia
    @cosmicdahlia 5 лет назад +13

    i've been subscribed for a few years and i only got this recommended now 🤣 i was like "wtf happened to the production value"

  • @psycmajor
    @psycmajor 7 лет назад +13

    Me and the person behind me are secretly passing notes back and forth I love this class because it's got all my best mates in it :)

  • @lorenaaguilarpasztor4239
    @lorenaaguilarpasztor4239 3 месяца назад +2

    Omg That white noise just makes me relax so much. I love when she licks her finger to change the page its mind numbing😍 I just melt