Today Show Funny Bits part 5. Love, Sex and.. Muffins!?

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  • @horsemanpit8812
    @horsemanpit8812 4 года назад +38

    4:58 “Have you been with the boss again?” Got me chuckling.

    • @echolot
      @echolot 4 года назад +3

      jesus christ hahahahaha

  • @chadcollier1070
    @chadcollier1070 2 года назад +11

    I love how Karl just so non chalantly throws Georgie under the bus after he flubs that line about "It"s hard now." That, and the infinite number of comedy gems he drops makes him a comedy genius!

  • @mikepetitti
    @mikepetitti 2 года назад +4

    Lived in OZ for years and saw a few of these clips as they happened...very funny. Usually have to binge watch these once a year. Good stuff and thanks for putting these together and posting them.

  • @craiglloyd1361
    @craiglloyd1361 9 лет назад +94

    Lisa has the most beautiful smile

    • @professorkaos2781
      @professorkaos2781 6 лет назад +4

      possilby the most beautiful smile ive seen and she's an incredible looking 58 year old!

  • @gmoney1065
    @gmoney1065 7 лет назад +59

    The sheep joke is one of the greatest things I've ever heard. I literally spit out my drink. I wish we could have news like this here in USA. The today show here sucks. The anchors hate each other and are serious all the time.Any joke like any of the ones they make here and they would be instantly fired.

    • @myshadowkungfu
      @myshadowkungfu 4 года назад +4

      G Money ... yes, here they make faces at each other and have the fakest and uglier laughs. These Aussies are pretty cool.

    • @Adelocity
      @Adelocity 2 года назад

      I didn’t understand can you explain it please

  • @mmtsr8848
    @mmtsr8848 8 лет назад +79

    "....there's been no interest for 18 months..." classic.

  • @masterrace8664
    @masterrace8664 8 лет назад +44

    "Have you been with the boss again".... Fucking brutal

  • @mattleonard5268
    @mattleonard5268 9 лет назад +41

    "keep going…its hard now…" do i have to say more? lmfao

  • @PeppyDoABarrelRoll
    @PeppyDoABarrelRoll 10 лет назад +24

    5:33 I AM CRYING!!

  • @PaddyMcMe
    @PaddyMcMe 3 года назад +6

    Yeah for us Aussies the GPS being misleading is real, not just a luddite problem. Australia is the fast moving country/continent in the world moving about 7cm a year north and very slightly West and all our GPS stuff was setup back in 1994, so, we're about 1.2m out of whack. Which is more than enough to miss a turning lane, etc.

  • @gangstah321
    @gangstah321 13 лет назад +18

    im new zealander and still laughed at that joke, classic jokes man lmao

  • @h8tingit
    @h8tingit 10 лет назад +24

    when it comes to sex rating in australia, according to the video, it's: 1) food, 2) accomplishment, 3) relaxation, and 4) sex.
    when it comes to sex rating in america it's: 1) sex, 2) sex, 3) sex, and 4) sex.
    land of the free and the home of the pervs.

  • @oldsoulone1217
    @oldsoulone1217 2 года назад +3

    0:10 I'm as old school as they come having grown up in the 90s, but I have to agree with Karl, I'm too used to using Google maps now lol.

  • @LingLangSix6Six
    @LingLangSix6Six 12 лет назад +5

    I have been looking for vids like this for ages and there are heaps! Yay! You are my hero!

  • @TheOriginalHeisenberg
    @TheOriginalHeisenberg 9 месяцев назад +3

    08:27 Georgie and Lisa..........Yes Please 😂

  • @outofthedumps
    @outofthedumps 13 лет назад +6

    i cant stop watching these videos........

  • @KingMatto
    @KingMatto 14 лет назад +8

    The Big Marn is bloody classic. "There's been no interest rate in months!" hahahahaa

  • @robert1340
    @robert1340 5 лет назад +3

    I think this is the funniest of all the Today Show clips.

  • @sgrew
    @sgrew 6 лет назад +3

    this is better than any show on the internet

  • @TheColourofawesome
    @TheColourofawesome 11 лет назад +23

    These guys are the Top Gear of morning talk shows.

  • @joedokes7710
    @joedokes7710 5 лет назад +6

    8:24 Amazing exchange between Georgie & Lisa!

  • @GWRick-ld7rj
    @GWRick-ld7rj 5 лет назад +7

    I miss Lisa and her beautiful smile . . ., she was the best part of the Today Show.

  • @simonj2949
    @simonj2949 4 года назад +3

    Butt cheese mite ffs 😂🤣😂

  • @KittyCakes10
    @KittyCakes10 11 лет назад +5

    OMG! The end is GOLD! I was in stitches!! xD

  • @khajiit92
    @khajiit92 11 лет назад +3

    oh man this show is awesome, wish british morning shows were this awesome.

  • @chrismacdonald.6295
    @chrismacdonald.6295 3 года назад +4

    Love the English accent. (From a UK admirer)!

  • @Boeviper
    @Boeviper 11 лет назад +8

    Hahaha "have you been on the turps again?"

  • @lorrydonate3357
    @lorrydonate3357 3 года назад +2

    Please more taps back!their so funny

  • @GooseRig
    @GooseRig 13 лет назад +7

    Love living in Australia. It's all live. So funny

  • @THTANK007
    @THTANK007 15 лет назад +2

    Is there going to be a part 6 ? These are great.

  • @GrimReaper5041
    @GrimReaper5041 10 лет назад +48

    no interest for 18 months ahahhah

  • @lolguytiger45
    @lolguytiger45 11 лет назад +3

    These are way too entertaining.

  • @jeffstryker1454
    @jeffstryker1454 4 года назад +3

    Big Marn is a classic.

  • @MrVpassenheim
    @MrVpassenheim 8 лет назад +8

    If you're not from Australia (American here), you just gotta try the vegemite....Hint: It tastes like it's REALLY healthy for you.

    • @hollycunningham4593
      @hollycunningham4593 8 лет назад +4

      As an Australian, I love it, but I highly doubt it's that healthy

    • @MrVpassenheim
      @MrVpassenheim 8 лет назад +2

      Holly Cunningham It was a joke. The only people who love it are the ones who grew up with it. I believe only Commonwealth countries are familiar with it. Have anybody else try it and be prepared for the reactions lol.
      To be sure, I know what that's like. I'm hispanic and in the hispanic world most of us grow up with a beverage known as "malta", which is a malted beverage. 95% of us who grew up with it, love it. Have somebody else try it, they will not understand.

    • @Chris1969o
      @Chris1969o 6 лет назад

      Flip your tongue in and out until he says 18 months. That's what he says.

  • @pdizlmofukahz
    @pdizlmofukahz 13 лет назад +11

    $48 an hour.... LLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL

  • @Adrian-yp7nb
    @Adrian-yp7nb 8 лет назад +14

    5:30 Priceless....

    • @ARKHAMxMaverick
      @ARKHAMxMaverick 8 лет назад

      +Adrian Combes Ok-Kindly explain the joke.

    • @elliotwayne618
      @elliotwayne618 6 лет назад

      Actorsstudio2777 Harvey Norman is known for having 18 months interest free on payments.

  • @monny19moo
    @monny19moo 12 лет назад +3

    can someone post the complet end bit with the sleeping positions it looks really funny

  • @Dorschtl1
    @Dorschtl1 9 лет назад +7

    Could someone please tell me what the big man says? The part before the 'no interest for 18 months'

    • @jduong18
      @jduong18 8 лет назад +15

      +Jonas Breßler He says he calls his wife 'Harvey Norman' (which is a retail store) because there's no interest for 18months ...

    • @Dorschtl1
      @Dorschtl1 8 лет назад +1

      +Julie Duong thanks a lot!! :)

    • @TheJoanml
      @TheJoanml 3 года назад

      @@jduong18 does it imply the wife had no interest for “sex” in a witty way?

  • @SC-yw5ve
    @SC-yw5ve 4 года назад +2

    This show gives me life. How do they get away with it?

  • @jafoosy
    @jafoosy 15 лет назад +1

    i love these, please make some more aha

  • @JayLand1973
    @JayLand1973 3 года назад +1

    Haha my GPS in USA has Aussie accent

  • @mrpuniverse2
    @mrpuniverse2 11 лет назад +8

    Georgie putting the moves on Lisa ooh girl on girl action Georgie and Lisa that I would like to see lol

  • @blahblahstimpy
    @blahblahstimpy 12 лет назад +3

    ROFL at the Big Marn.

  • @specialized29er86
    @specialized29er86 9 лет назад +1

    Update your GPS via the internet regularly.

  • @shadez1972
    @shadez1972 11 лет назад +6

    i bloody lost it on the harvey norman no interest bit

  • @gilesyoung9941
    @gilesyoung9941 11 лет назад +5

    No interest for 18 months HOLY SHIT I PISSED MYSELF!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!

  • @Aquantika
    @Aquantika 6 лет назад +3

    Would love to see Lisa's wellness segment (where you only put the end clip in the video where they joke about stones on her butt)

  • @Kkarlton
    @Kkarlton 3 года назад +1

    Lol they sounded more American than British

  • @vickysbookshelves
    @vickysbookshelves 13 лет назад +1

    @zirconian the sheep joke? They say the lambs are 48$/hr, instead of 48$/kg-or-whatever. 48$/hr, as in New Zealanders can rent it for an hour and they... well... have fun with it... ^^

  • @lizzy17895
    @lizzy17895 12 лет назад +1

    "Is tht why they call it ButCheese Mite Steven" :/ ahaah thts is soo gross but Hilarious! :D

  • @blahblahstimpy
    @blahblahstimpy 13 лет назад +2

    hahahaha the old guy, i dated him in the 70's

  • @DaveBattenWold
    @DaveBattenWold 12 лет назад +1

    @wavesmag I almost pissed myself. lol!

  • @StarkNetwork666
    @StarkNetwork666 3 года назад

    What does the big man say? Transcripts please

    • @sweatpatch123
      @sweatpatch123 2 года назад +1

      I'm calling the wife Harvey Norman (retail store) and that's because there has been no interest in 18 months

  • @s0bad
    @s0bad 13 лет назад +2

    GG: "im not a HORder whereas you are lisa" lol anyone else got that?

  • @johnhoward9103
    @johnhoward9103 11 лет назад +2

    The UK version!

  • @GillsFan91
    @GillsFan91 13 лет назад +2

    Love sex and muffins are the same thing.

  • @jeffbasalto5274
    @jeffbasalto5274 4 года назад +2

    I IAM WITH LISA ON THAT

  • @MrKoolRideR
    @MrKoolRideR 13 лет назад +1

    muffin man xD

  • @lollyfuzzy
    @lollyfuzzy 11 лет назад +3

    BUTCHEESEMITE!!

  • @ddTAYdd
    @ddTAYdd 13 лет назад +1

    i dont get the sheep joke lol, obviously its something dirty but i keep replaying it and i just dont understand it lol... anyone want to explain..

    • @WraithRapz
      @WraithRapz 6 лет назад

      It costs 48 an hour to fuck the sheep

    • @earlhollar1906
      @earlhollar1906 5 лет назад

      @@WraithRapz the Lambs! The sheep are only $30 an hour!

    • @earlhollar1906
      @earlhollar1906 5 лет назад

      Zany boy gets right to the point. Doesn't beat around the bush, or wool Maybe?

    • @earlhollar1906
      @earlhollar1906 5 лет назад

      We just started getting these in the USA now. Looks like we might get freedom of speech back. Still can't figure out why those six people in the little room in Beverly Hills censored shite and fuck.

  • @aritragupta4182
    @aritragupta4182 7 лет назад +1

    It's hard now

  • @DaveBattenWold
    @DaveBattenWold 13 лет назад +1

    No interest for 18 months. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

  • @TodayShowFunnyBits
    @TodayShowFunnyBits  11 лет назад +2

  • @VectorOmega
    @VectorOmega 9 лет назад +1

    Someone needs to make a RUclips Poop or two of the Nine Today Show. Hopefully these montages might be a good starting point. Anyone wanna try?

  • @emilyaustralis
    @emilyaustralis 3 года назад +1

    I gotta flu , no one flinches .. as they shouldn’t !

  • @ChasesdadNYC
    @ChasesdadNYC Месяц назад

    They all got better looking, years later. Although, all great looking and talented from early on.

  • @KingMatto
    @KingMatto 12 лет назад +4

    Wish you showed the shot of Lisa getting 'hot rocks put on her butt'

  • @mr101cheese101
    @mr101cheese101 9 лет назад +5

    butcheesemite is delicious

  • @GooseRig
    @GooseRig 13 лет назад +1

    Love living in austra

  • @andress4780
    @andress4780 11 лет назад +2

    lol

  • @markbolton4142
    @markbolton4142 Год назад

    wives are more expensive than a device that gives you wrong driving instructions. plus if you get tired of hearing them you can just turn them off try that with a wife lol

  • @SquareNoggin
    @SquareNoggin 4 года назад

    These guys still on the air or what? This is like 10 years old no?
    I feel like the late 00s was right about the end of when news channels were independent enough to actually do stuff like this. They want people watching propaganda these days, and who's gonna tune in to that when you've got these jokesters on in the morning?

    • @Velishea
      @Velishea 4 года назад

      C B yes Today is still airing, Lisa left a few years ago, due to a pay dispute. Karl left for roughly a year (he was sacked), but is back with a new female host.

  • @chrisbundyrum
    @chrisbundyrum 12 лет назад +2

    funny shit

  • @tribalcymru1
    @tribalcymru1 3 года назад +1

    Karl is a scream

  • @wudangmtn
    @wudangmtn 4 года назад

    8:50 Please invite me!

  • @Connor7106
    @Connor7106 14 лет назад

    omg w8 till u c our lamb they r 48 dollars an hour!!!! LOLOLOL!

  • @thecharng
    @thecharng 13 лет назад

    @ddTAYdd Really? New Zealand and sheep? And things getting paid by the hour? No? Remain innocent a bit longer then :D

  • @trooperjoe73
    @trooperjoe73 7 лет назад

    she's hot

  • @adamstephens6915
    @adamstephens6915 9 лет назад

    d5c

  • @Pumpalevu
    @Pumpalevu 14 лет назад

    vossy has no sense of humour