“What are you doing?! Now your hostages too!” “What, no! I had so much plans!” “I was supposed to be retiring today.” “Wait! I’m not taking any hostages!” “He’s riddled with lies.”
When after the news one villager asks, "why are we here again?" And then everyone says, "I don't know." And then they leave the house and go back to normal again.
- All i want... is to make some toast-- -Hes threatening me...... HES THREATENING ME!!!1!!11 -No I'm not! -IF I DONT MAKE IT OUT ALIVE, PLEASE TELL VILLAGER #4 THAT I ATE HIS SANDWICH!!! - **gasp** I KNEW it was him!! im ded lmfao
@@Commentman-43 -What are you doing? Now YOU'RE ALL are hostages too!! -What?!! NO! I have so much to live for! :( -I was supposed to be retiring...! -WAIT!! I'm not taking ANY hostages...! - H E ' S R I D D L E D W I T H L I E S ! ! ! ! !
"We're told you have two hostages" "But it's only me and him in here" "That's right, two hostages" "What but that doesn't make any-" LOL my favorite part and no one is talking about it 😂
So, when you're in Minecraft and you come across a village, and all the villagers are crowded into one building... This is what is actually happening. THE MORE YOU KNOW!
POLICE: WHAT ARE YOUR DEMANDS?! VILLAGER: I DONT HAVE ANY DEMANDS, I JUST WANT TO MAKE TOAST POLICE: SOMEONE GET THIS MAN SOME TOAST, NO ONE ELSE NEEDS TO GET HURT! ME: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I need this back in my life. I dont care if its not in a modern 2023 style, if it stays like this its fine, might even be better cause it makes the animations feel more nostalgic
Villager swat:"Release the hostages!" Villager:"What hostages? It's me and him." Other villager:"Hello" Villager swat:"Exactly, tow hostages!" I laughed hard and im sure it will happen again.
If Villager Number 9 ate Villager Number 4's sandwich, then villager number 4 must have been the one who took the other villagers hostage while he was making a sandwich (which includes bread) and framed one of them with the bread and knife! This has been another explanation that makes no sense. Thank you for reading.
“Wait! I’m not taking any hostages!”
“HE’S RIDDLED WITH LIES!”
He just wanted some toast
@@liam6170 this just in, the mayor has been informed of the situation
@@KTWhatsup “Yay! I’m a hostage too!”
@@GraySlicerAnimations your in a position of power, maybe he’ll listen to you.
Now we know the mistakes they made once they said it to us
Imagine being in a situation where you're just making yourself some toast, and suddenly you've taken the entire SWAT force and Mayor as hostages.
I mean what is he doing with a knife right? Lol
@@starlegends3092 I think he is making toast but he doesn’t have a toaster!
relatable
@@gerogegerog5926 He Already Toasted It And He Hid His Toaster.
That'd be a very... interesting situation to be in
Hostage taker: *walks outside*
The entire world: OH NO WE’RE HOSTAGES NOW TOO!
... -walks into the house- dodged a bullet there
Yeeeeessssssss
666 likes
Yeah I think that makes sense hostages everybody
@@fridericusrex7042 you fool. That house is a hostage too.
Wow. To be honest, this villager news isn't that irrational at all compared to the real world.
unfortunately true
imo 4 was the least irrational
Sadly true
Ikr! D:
This actually seems a lot like the news irl... we laugh now but this stupidity happens irl.
Villager #9: I ATE HIS SANDWICH!
Villager #4: *GASP* I KNEW IT WAS HIM!
hahahhhhhahahahahah
;-;
XD
**GASP** I KNEW HE WAS GONNA COPY IT!
Man villager number 9 Is kinda sus
*GASP I KNEW IT WAS HIM*
"PUT DOWN THE KNIFE!"
"B-but I was making toast."
Literally every breakfast ever
RELEASE THE HOSTAGES!
Cookie run
UuOo
But-PUT IT DOWN!WE WILL NOT NEGOTIATE!
Blah blah blah
''Hey where are you going?'' ''To get an interview!'' I died xD
I don’t get it?
He's going to get an interview.
The humour here is that in a normal situation, a reporter wouldn't be able to do this.
Every reporter ever
Meh too I died of laughter
You also got a interview
“Get this man some toast, no one needs to get hurt.” That line is so funny to me, I have no idea why.
The texture issue on the megaphone that only happens at this time
I would call this a King T’Challa reference but in reality it’s the other way around.
They never give him the toast they said they would. That could be why
I’m actually laughing so hard how do I still find this funny lmao
Same
HE'S RIDDLED WITH L I E S
Right
im JUST MAKING TOAST
yeah Pyrocynical
How to threaten a Villager:
1. *Take their wheat*
2. *Trade their own wheat for an Emerald*
3. *Make some toast*
4. *But then get taken hostage*
Don’t forget stealing their wood
And spawn a couple of cows
What! Do not threaten a villager like that , You now what I am going explore your channel
Nice Chris SMG4 pfp
@@wiltonginman6550 Someone finally caught on, thank you so much wilton
How to threaten a villager
Just say “I just want some toast”
Ahahahaha
Lol
No one else needs to get hurt
GamingDemon 82 animations or a bell lol
Iron golem: parry this you casual
“What are you doing?! Now your hostages too!”
“What, no! I had so much plans!”
“I was supposed to be retiring today.”
“Wait! I’m not taking any hostages!”
“He’s riddled with lies.”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Right when I saw this that scene was playing
@@vortexcreationsssister5654 congrats
He could've just said "you can leave if you like"
I am the hundredth like.
Black Panther: get this man a shield
Villager: get this man some toast
You will always be our king
Wakanda Forever
xXDredgen Freddy64Xx get this guy a map
@@showabezokari6657 get this man a shovel
xXDredgen Freddy64Xx ahh so this is where they got it from
Rip Chadwick boseman
This was made earlier that infinity war
The villager making toast is the only smart villager in town
I am with you he is the only smart one
little fox gaming the only one with an iq seems to be the toast making villager
little fox gaming villagerist!
how stupid the villager
little fox gaming true dat
The Villager that's making toast must be the only sane villager in the whole Minecraft World.
True. Especially since he likes toast.
Mega Hikari ikr
Mega Hikari I know
I agree
Mega Hikari *nods*
i have immense respect for this creator because they took so long to be able to create this masterpiece
So _that's_ why villagers always bunch up in one house.
+MoonRks lol!
+MoonRks xD they're just all hostages xD
OMG YAS!!!!!! That makes........
Wait, this is villager news, nothin makes sence! He was making toast!! :) I love the villagers!
+Saturday Morning Live lwiehshddudhhshjdjdjfjrjm
Legend has it that the villager is still waiting for toast
• he’s still waiting
Still...
And still
Even four years later
Squeesy • well I’m here 🥖🥖🥖
Imagine if real life negotiations where like this, then I'd watch the news
Jackthe H It kinda is a big mess already
Jackthe H ya XD
So weird
same
Lol 😝
When after the news one villager asks, "why are we here again?"
And then everyone says, "I don't know."
And then they leave the house and go back to normal again.
this could be in the video and fit perfectly!!!!
That would be perfect!!
This just in: Everyone who watched this video is now a hostage.
***** NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
***** Oh no! If only I had some bread to bargain with....
No you're not, you're just making toast
NOOO why did I have to watch this D: 😢
Aaaaw
GET THAT MAN SOME TOAST!!!!!!!!
Villagers are insane all he wanted to do is make some toast
R.I.P toast
Basilisk Witch I know it is very sad
Get Basilisk Witch some toast!
Nobody else has to get hurt
Get this man a shield I mean toast
He also need SOME MILK
I'm dying!!!!!
"All I want is to make some toast"
"HE'S THREATENING ME!!!!"
1:53
No I'm not!
- All i want... is to make some toast--
-Hes threatening me...... HES THREATENING ME!!!1!!11
-No I'm not!
-IF I DONT MAKE IT OUT ALIVE, PLEASE TELL VILLAGER #4 THAT I ATE HIS SANDWICH!!!
- **gasp** I KNEW it was him!!
im ded lmfao
Your dying
@@RandomGamer- IT’S GONE TOO FAR WE HAVE TO MOVE NOW! GO GO GO!
@@Commentman-43 -What are you doing? Now YOU'RE ALL are hostages too!!
-What?!! NO! I have so much to live for! :(
-I was supposed to be retiring...!
-WAIT!! I'm not taking ANY hostages...!
- H E ' S R I D D L E D W I T H L I E S ! ! ! ! !
I love how the villagers have no idea what they're doing that's just adorable
same
Sees barrier.
Walks round
Oh no I’m trapped!
Top 10 traps the nazis used
XD
Here how you get trap walk around a barrier
Zugob
Fkztw
Harry Mayes hi
All he wanted was to make some toast...
Blue Squadron AHH ITS ANOTHER CRAZIED LUNITIC!
Blue Squadron Now I am a hostage!
Kidzmo15 QUICK, BECOME HIS HOSTAGE
No, all I want to do is make toast!
Blue Squadron aaaaaaaa im scared plz dont hirt me ok i eat the tv :(
Villager: wait I'm not talking any hostages
Swat villager: HE'S RIDDLED WITH LIES
Villager #4 : This just in, the mayor has been informed of the situation...
WALJA DEMWAR Mayor: *in high pitched voice* sO WHat CaN wE Do?!!
@Clara Lara Ok, lets go talk to him,
Yay im a hostage too
Clara Lara Well, that’s it for this weeks edition of Villager News, see you next time!
@@ryanwalker6487 da da da da da da da da da da
VILLAGER NEWS
wow, the nostalgia, this brings back so many memories omg, I remember being at my friends houses and watching all of these on loop
"he's threatening me, HES THREATENING ME"
"no i'm not"
detreat ”If i dont make it out tell Villager #4 that i ate his Sandwich.”
A nice person ITS GONE TO FAR
A nice person ”GO! GO! GO!”
A nice person “What No”
Junko Enoshima ”I had so much to live for!”
This is quality content
The fact that their voices are all the same makes it all the more better lol
If you slow the mayor's voice down, he will sound the same as the others.
I didn't even notice their voices are the same😂
@@robertfifik908 I thought it was high pitched
I JUST WANT TO MAKE TOAST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
halo lazer dude 77 GET THIS MAN SOME TOAST! NOBODY ELSE NEEDS TO GET HURT!
Let’s go in
Adamschmiff Fortnite HEY! WHERE ARE YOU GOING!?
2:15
I do too
The plots for the Villager News episodes are more compelling and attractive than most blockbusters.
2:22 "He's riddled with lies" that was gold
No comment?
So that is why villagers are always crammed inside one house !
Delphi Böhme 😂
Delphi Böhme
Delphi Böhme
Delphi Böhme y
My favorite is pumpkin pie 😋
"go! go! go!"
"No! Now you're all hostages too!"
"oh, no!"
Kid's games in a nutshell.
Applehead 2 good point ;)
This whole series is actually, you ask the one kid their opinion and apparently they’re the helicopter.
7 oops sorry
Applehead2
Toast making Villager: Wait! I’m not taking any hostages.
Swat Villager: He’s riddled with lies!
God I love that part...
The funny thing is that I agree LOL
This is when the news station hasn't gotten any big news, so they make up crap. Love it even after a while
2:41
"Yay! I'm a hostage too!"
I wouldn't be too excited if I were you, buddy/ *villager*
Or maybe I would..
"We're told you have two hostages"
"But it's only me and him in here"
"That's right, two hostages"
"What but that doesn't make any-"
LOL my favorite part and no one is talking about it 😂
Would that mean the knife is the lunatic
koolkid tale it’s all coming together
😂😂😂
So, when you're in Minecraft and you come across a village, and all the villagers are crowded into one building...
This is what is actually happening.
THE MORE YOU KNOW!
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
+Tarson Talon HA FIRST COMMENT ON Tarson Talon yay
Happy Dragneel woop sorry
stampylongnerd I sort of said what someone else said, but said it better.
***** Thank goodness, I was about to double-check. :3
I like how the "armed" villager is just making toast and keeps saying he is making toast but all the others are just dumb
0:57 Villager:"but I'm making toast"
0:58
Toast 🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞
Release the hostages
What hostages? WE'RE TOLD YOU HAVE TWO HOSTAGES IN THERE!
He’s threatening me, HE’S THREATENING ME!!!
People these days. you can't even have toast
BTDCraft *Reads this while Eating toast*
YOUR HOLDING SOMEONE HOSTAGE PUT THE KNIFE DOWN!
ER ME GERD
BTDCraft The police went to free them, but they were captured.
***** Nobody! NOBODY CAN SAVE YOU NOW!!!!!
Me: has phone full volume at 3 am for 000.00031 seconds
My entire family: 2:11
FBI ! Open Up!!
Now your entire family is a hostage
Relatable af😂
I laughed at your comment 😂😂😂😂😂
me : opens a bag of chips
the entire class : 2:11
"TWO HOSTAGES!!" "but theres only me and gilben here!" "hello :)" "YES. THATS WHAT I SAID, TWO HOSTAGES"
I love this animation its amazing "GET THIS MAN SOME TOAST" XD
PLEASE TELL VILLAGER NUMBER 4 THAT I ATE HIS SANDWICH
*GASP* I KNEW IT WAS HIM
It’s gone too far!
You monster
No it was Steve who was the Hulk who got Adria villager number for for ripping him off for selling 8 emrulds for 1 gold block
....me and my cousins have this whole episode memorized....
nice
Me three. It's my favourite one. 😂
Me to
GOOD
I reenacted this in Minecraft with my friends
"Villager number 9 is on the scene."
Name more iconic words. I'll wait.
never gonna give you up
You missed how could you miss he was three feet in front of you!
"I just wanted to make toast"
"But there's only me and him..?"
_"YES. TWO HOSTAGES"_
"I was about to retire!"
"I have been informed that I have now been taken hostage."
HE'S RIDDLED WITH LIES!
oh no I'm trapped.
“*GASP* I knew it was him!”
when u think about it, theres two hostages because they are in the house with a weapon, which means THE HOUSE IS THE HOSTAGE TAKER
oh no im a hostage for watching this video
Hello I am villager number Leatherface I am now a hostage
Me too
When school is about to begin: 0:31
When you're in school: 0:34
Is it because corona?
Lol
Lol
@@not_lqnaa9148 Ey we both got the same profil :D! And vindicator is my favorite one too!
@@davisrandomlife7778 no
*walks around blockade*
“Oh no i’m stuck!”
POLICE: WHAT ARE YOUR DEMANDS?!
VILLAGER: I DONT HAVE ANY DEMANDS, I JUST WANT TO MAKE TOAST
POLICE: SOMEONE GET THIS MAN SOME TOAST, NO ONE ELSE NEEDS TO GET HURT!
ME: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
LOL 🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞
Order of the Element please use less emojis... they are cancerous.
@@drunkchey9739😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Relatable
@@drunkchey9739 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
If you could watch this on tv or if normal news was like. This I would definitely watch it like if you agree
Me too
I cant wait to see the fbi get stupid on TV news and everyone is like WT*
I think you can do that with RUclips on the Nintendo Switch
so funny xD i love villager news^^
***** DAFAAQ Was machst du hier ? =O
***** Wow Mythen akte!
Willkommen im Deutschen Club von Element Animation! Was kann ich ihnen anbieten?
***** how are you watching this and its in English ? is there like subtitles for other languages?? 😬😒😧
Jacky C. Rojas No but i can understand english :) It's an very easy language :D
***** not AN very easy language.
A very easy language
0:29 I’m only now realizing that this villager is just foreshadowing for the entire rest of the video
Wow he is
Woah didn’t realize ‘til now
1:09 "What! That does not make any sense!
- Smartest Villager ever
Fr 💀
A crazed lunatic has taken two villagers hostage!
Pewdiepie: GET IN THE BOAT
XD
Lol
Idk why this made me laugh so hard
*NØW FRÏČK*
Gonna need alot more hostages than that to make a boat made of villagers XD
1:57 Top 10 Anime betrayals
1:28 lol that's funny hahaha
Me:the demands is commands hahaha
Cut to the president in the house: oh no I’m an hostage!
Mayor
Quietly puts down his morning toast, then picks up a doughnut instead.
*"I'll have a doughnut instead..."*
Lol
Thomas Newcomer You are now a hostage! Wait... so am I...
Bronyspy FIM and the doughnut
Ooh! Toast! *nyum*
Toast noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
When the small villager YAY IM A HOSTAGE TOO
The little villager is the Mayor!!!😲😕
Said no one ever
Lol
I need this back in my life. I dont care if its not in a modern 2023 style, if it stays like this its fine, might even be better cause it makes the animations feel more nostalgic
Villager swat:"Release the hostages!" Villager:"What hostages? It's me and him." Other villager:"Hello" Villager swat:"Exactly, tow hostages!" I laughed hard and im sure it will happen again.
Awesome animation again!
Oh wait, now I'm a hostage as well! NOOOOO!
***** Hahaha! xD
If Villager Number 9 ate Villager Number 4's sandwich, then villager number 4 must have been the one who took the other villagers hostage while he was making a sandwich (which includes bread) and framed one of them with the bread and knife!
This has been another explanation that makes no sense. Thank you for reading.
(Slow clapping)
(crowd applause)
***** I'd Clap, but i glued my hands together
Thank you, thank you. Thank you all very much.
Joshua Balt It's the thought that counts
0:07 Villagers: Villager News!
Henry: Henry News!
This explains why villagers get cluttered in a house and never leave.
Lol so true
+Epic Fail they get cluttered in a house at night to get protection...
+mostafa saleh or cause there gay
Solomon Kaihe props
+Soul Taker 2507 or cause they want toast and love being hostages XD
OH NO, I’m trapped
0:32 Oh no I'm trapped! omg I died xD
+Sonic Cowboy same
ikr! 😄
Haha
***** me?
xD
If you grew up with this instead of Dream and Georgenotfound or whatever, you deserve a Medal of Honor.
I love the reflection in the police men's helmets!
Me too!!!
Ahh he's threatening me.
***** whad u mean?
***** amazing detail!
***** UAAAAAAH NO PLEASE! All i want is to make funny RUclips comments and admire animation art!
Is this a reference to how a thousand villagers always go and pile into one house
I think so
SamuelAstroid yes
Watching in 2019, and DAMN I'm impressed by the quality of this. Even now.
Yes
Legend says that this villager is STILL tryna make toast. 😂
“Wait I’m not taking any hostages” “he’s widdled with lies!”
Riddled
Love him or hate him... Villager #69 is spitting straight facts
All I want is to make toast
Sandee alvarez PUT THE KNIFE DOWN!
HoiImTemmie 1010101 your threaten me!!!!!!!!!!
Sandee alvarez esq
Sandee alvarez but then they role the mayor in this and he was a 5-year old
I mean I made toast this morning without any issues
“What are you doing?! Now your hostages too!”
"I had so much tinder support"
That one got me😂
“Another video that makes no sense...”
You have no idea nowadays.
Villager #9 has always been so brave.
@DOLBIT NORMAL'NO just because an animation is old doesn't mean it's lost to time. look at something like the good, bad, and ugly.
Black Panther: get this man a shield... and get THAT man some toast.
"I just want to make some toas-
HE'S THREATANING ME!!!!!!"
Very true.
The villager that was making toast was the only smart one. Poor guy, he couldn't have his toast.....
i love that u made the villagers so stupid XD
WilJak_HakKer Xd
I feel like that's what makes it funny
Yeah
Villagers were already dumb
Everyone is a hostage in the house of
T O A S T
who knew that making toasts could escalate to an hostage situation XD
XD
Just imagine what would happen with a bagel........
WolfSpirit we would all die
WolfSpirit yeah we would be screwed XD
The power of battlefield hardline
To this day, this still remains my favorite Villager News episode 😂😂😂😂
same!
yay! I'm a hostage too!😂😂
WE'RE TOLD YOU HAVE TWO HOSTAGES IN THERE!!
@@jackson2531 I just was scrolling through the comments saw this and then that played
But there's only me and him in here. Hello! THAT'S RIGHT!! TWO HOSTAGES!!
I'm A Hostage too:)
Me too bro
"All i want is to make some toast.😢" "He's threatening me! He's threatening me!! 😨" "no I'm not😐" XD
Potato chips
BREAKING NEWS! Villager #9 ate Villager number 4's sandwich
Villager #9 your door was locked
Why did you eat it ;-;
Why you eat his sandwich
Villager #4: GASP! I knew it was you!
*GASP* “ I knew it was him!!”
This should play in the mornings instead of our normal news broadcasts.
"Another Video that makes no sense"
Halbzwilling du auch hier :D
Anton Timeboy
This makes toast.
Anton Timeboy JA DEUTSCHE xD
Halb Sinnvoll.
Halbzwilling hi halb what ya doin here?
Do you know why villagers are like in the same house? WELL they were all kidnap and now they are hostages😂 This video explains it😂
Yay! I'm a hostage too!!
Dragon Warrior Princess XD
Said nobody ever.
They need to make more villager news 😂
“GET THIS MAN SOME TOAST, NO ONE ELSE NEEDS TO GET HURT!”
"Let's go in."
@@deionpehowdy "Hey! Where are you going?!"
@@mosquito359 "To Get an Interview! Hello! I'm Villager Number 9 From Villager News. Can I Ask What Brought on This Bout of Crazed Lunacy?"
@@deionpehowdy "All i want is to make some toast"
I ONLY WANT TO MAKE TOAST!!! 😡😤
I love how they all sound the same.
HES THREATNING ME!!!! 😱😨😲
I just want to write a comment, i DON'T want to take ANY HOSTAGES! D:
Serry Someone get this man a computer! No one needs to get hurt!
*is hostage*
Serry He's resisting arrest!
Serry Please dont hurt me! I have kids!
He's riddled with lies!!!
7 years and I still never get bored of these