Ranking the Dance Moms cast because it is my true calling

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  • Опубликовано: 24 янв 2025

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  • @ChristiLukasiak
    @ChristiLukasiak 5 лет назад +22348

    I’m so flattered to be platinum. Thank you 💋

    • @alyssa4416
      @alyssa4416 4 года назад +695

      OMG IMG OMGGGGGGG HI!!!!

    • @user-pq6rm1be4q
      @user-pq6rm1be4q 4 года назад +209

      Omg hiiiii

    • @FA-dw1cv
      @FA-dw1cv 4 года назад +158

      OMG 😂

    • @poprocksss7133
      @poprocksss7133 4 года назад +355

      Wait wait wait I’m shocked that this doesn’t have a million likes 😂 ur such a great mom

    • @maria-mm4gf
      @maria-mm4gf 4 года назад +96

      OMG CHRISTIIII

  • @stephanieb1127
    @stephanieb1127 5 лет назад +6219

    Starting a petition to change how they grade my school work to the scale of “Platinum, gold, silver, paper, and I’m sorry”

    • @ArturGlass.C
      @ArturGlass.C 5 лет назад +270

      Imagine getting "Paper" on a paper tho. I c o n i c

    • @alwaysannoyedforever518
      @alwaysannoyedforever518 5 лет назад +31

      I will support that notion.

    • @stephanieb1127
      @stephanieb1127 5 лет назад +80

      Laureen Berger “Sis this paper is severely lacking in structure and content. However the thesis was tea. Paper/Paper.”

    • @valueofapotato3753
      @valueofapotato3753 5 лет назад +18

      My report card is bombarded with papers and silvers

    • @courtneymichelle5746
      @courtneymichelle5746 5 лет назад +10

      Im a straight platinum student

  • @nohrdelabursi9542
    @nohrdelabursi9542 5 лет назад +5740

    People: *start rating the kids*
    Me: OUT OF THE ROOM. OUT OF THE ROOM. EVERYBODY. OUT. OF. THE. ROOM.

    • @AlexHurleyMusic
      @AlexHurleyMusic 5 лет назад +218

      MADDIE. YOU TOO! OUT OF THE ROOM

    • @toriandtilly
      @toriandtilly 5 лет назад +152

      Listen I am not going to rate all the kids but what I am going to say is that Vivi is 100% PLATINUM

    • @ozzie8548
      @ozzie8548 5 лет назад +9

      hahayourfunny94 you are absolutely right

    • @erine.3742
      @erine.3742 5 лет назад +3

      @@toriandtilly agreed

    • @Tanaconasaperson
      @Tanaconasaperson 5 лет назад

      BHAHAGHAHAHA🤣🤣

  • @martals8496
    @martals8496 5 лет назад +3895

    Cathy has so much chaotic energy that she deserves her own tier

  • @jaydengarcia6268
    @jaydengarcia6268 4 года назад +7385

    "I won't be ranking the kids"
    Jill: but my little Kendall😭

  • @dovetok
    @dovetok 4 года назад +4399

    "i will not be ranking the children"
    we love a non-toxic queen
    "because they are IRRELEVANT"
    ah, there you go

    • @prettyeyed2251
      @prettyeyed2251 4 года назад +64

      I thought the EXACT SAME THING 😂

    • @warlord_aries3920
      @warlord_aries3920 4 года назад +36

      Okay everyone except for Kalani and Chloe THOSES TWO ARE KWEENS

    • @hkazu63
      @hkazu63 4 года назад +89

      The show is called Dance MOMS not Dance GIRLS thank you ma’am

    • @urchowmein
      @urchowmein 4 года назад +2

      IKR XD

    • @1itslaurahere1
      @1itslaurahere1 3 года назад +16

      @@warlord_aries3920 Kalani is a trump voter

  • @MagicalMissMikki
    @MagicalMissMikki 5 лет назад +18066

    Missed opportunity to do abby’s pyramid ranking 😂

    • @mikesmic
      @mikesmic  5 лет назад +5270

      Oh my God what is wrong with me

    • @fruitygarlic3601
      @fruitygarlic3601 5 лет назад +1721

      @@mikesmic I'm sorry, Mike, but we'll have to cancel you.

    • @Emma-uq7iv
      @Emma-uq7iv 5 лет назад +776

      @@mikesmic you're going to jail

    • @mangoliys
      @mangoliys 5 лет назад +217

      Mike's Mic im disgusted ...

    • @mangoliys
      @mangoliys 5 лет назад +149

      Mike's Mic GET OUT

  • @sonjalutz7155
    @sonjalutz7155 5 лет назад +3852

    Holly is the best mom and you can’t fight me on this

  • @mikkisims9188
    @mikkisims9188 5 лет назад +6788

    GIANNA WAS BASICALLY THE REASON THE GIRLS HAD A DANCE EVERY WEEK

    • @jordynashlee
      @jordynashlee 5 лет назад +458

      Brooke Benjamin tbh like Abby put in little to no effort after seasons went by and Gianna picked up her slack

    • @user-zt4tj5gz5s
      @user-zt4tj5gz5s 5 лет назад +190

      True but she was very rude at times

    • @imaniburton2224
      @imaniburton2224 5 лет назад +13

      Ummm how????

    • @chxrryclouvdss7662
      @chxrryclouvdss7662 5 лет назад +41

      Imani Burton she worked with the girls everyday

    • @mikkisims9188
      @mikkisims9188 5 лет назад +161

      Imani Burton girl wdym how. she choreographed everything when abby was having her tantrums, or didnt want to be there. gia is the reason the girls had a dance EVERY SINGLE WEEK

  • @strawberrymilk8288
    @strawberrymilk8288 5 лет назад +9549

    “christi is platinum for sure.”
    *likes immediately*

  • @joshhernandez6068
    @joshhernandez6068 5 лет назад +4350

    if holly is not s tier i will disown you forever

    • @mikesmic
      @mikesmic  5 лет назад +246

      Got u

    • @Looserman0204
      @Looserman0204 5 лет назад +23

      ummm i just wanna say i super duper appreciate yr pfp 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 that’s all, that’s it, have a good day

    • @laylafarquharson873
      @laylafarquharson873 5 лет назад +18

      Olga Korolyuk we Stan D’angelo

    • @SchnarphStudios
      @SchnarphStudios 5 лет назад +45

      Nobody:
      Holly: 👑

    • @jordynashlee
      @jordynashlee 5 лет назад

      I believe that’s camryns mom

  • @tom-tx9md
    @tom-tx9md 5 лет назад +13433

    Holly, Christi and Kelly are the elite, the one and only trio

    • @gracietollefson4594
      @gracietollefson4594 5 лет назад +334

      I know right, they were literally the show.

    • @Rebecca-un4ib
      @Rebecca-un4ib 5 лет назад +41

      Jessie Christi>>>>>>>>>>>>

    • @witchbtch6372
      @witchbtch6372 5 лет назад +91

      The Power of Three

    • @kaz5243
      @kaz5243 4 года назад +8

      YES

    • @princesspeach7270
      @princesspeach7270 4 года назад +146

      Literally the only reason I watched the show, things went down hill once we lost Christi and Kelly, but at least we still had dr. Holly 👑

  • @wiktor3905
    @wiktor3905 5 лет назад +14316

    If Holly isn’t at the top I’m gonna lose my marbles

    • @maddiesweeney2292
      @maddiesweeney2292 5 лет назад +372

      well i got some good news for you my dude

    • @bruhmomentomori7771
      @bruhmomentomori7771 5 лет назад +81

      Wiktor Mindowicz golly gee do I have good news for you

    • @schroederhnga9665
      @schroederhnga9665 5 лет назад +96

      I clicked this mainly to see if she was 👀

    • @ninahutchins4367
      @ninahutchins4367 5 лет назад +68

      not to flex on you guys but i met holly and nia:)

    • @gato3440
      @gato3440 5 лет назад +7

      Hee Ho I've got some news for u

  • @qrxmes2073
    @qrxmes2073 5 лет назад +4754

    i got so scared when you started putting holly up the list slowly because if she didn’t get platinum i was gonna start a riot

    • @phealo
      @phealo 4 года назад +21

      I can just imagine someone saying "thanks for the spoiler 🙄" ...🤣

    • @qrxmes2073
      @qrxmes2073 4 года назад +6

      @@phealo HAHHA

  • @josi1606
    @josi1606 4 года назад +3013

    SO WE JUST AINT TALKIN ABOUT HOW HE DOESN’T KNOW WHO GIANNA IS??

    • @emma_b3128
      @emma_b3128 4 года назад +26

      MoonLight13 Ikr!!!!!

    • @ekramm219
      @ekramm219 4 года назад +28

      I knowwwww

    • @summervpwdees
      @summervpwdees 4 года назад +223

      she choreographed LIKE ALLLLL THE DANCES SIS

    • @summervpwdees
      @summervpwdees 4 года назад +63

      i think it's cus it doesn't have her nickname gia

    • @lissygrunig8381
      @lissygrunig8381 4 года назад +16

      MoonLight13 omg i was looking for this comment

  • @jmtvptv
    @jmtvptv 5 лет назад +2956

    Can’t believe u forgot Gianna she’s been abbie’s og slave from the beginning

  • @sophiedenmark7763
    @sophiedenmark7763 5 лет назад +5214

    “Shoutout to Vivian... she is the real legend of the show” Idk why but i started cracking up at that

    • @R34G4N
      @R34G4N 4 года назад +42

      Sophie Denmark omg he brought back such a repressed memory

    • @madisonhill2648
      @madisonhill2648 4 года назад +64

      I don’t like pink

    • @emmelineleng1291
      @emmelineleng1291 4 года назад +4

      1000 likes

    • @glennalol8685
      @glennalol8685 4 года назад +60

      Vivi-Anne* gotta be EXTRA

    • @Alyssa-qo9rm
      @Alyssa-qo9rm 4 года назад +25

      She was she was in about 2 episodes but I love her

  • @annikawassilak3674
    @annikawassilak3674 5 лет назад +3638

    Me, having never watched dance moms: Christi is platinum

    • @katlyn6928
      @katlyn6928 5 лет назад +174

      Annika Wassilak for someone who’s seen too much dance moms, she really is

    • @mahaa06
      @mahaa06 4 года назад +25

      You need to watch it.

    • @kaz5243
      @kaz5243 4 года назад +2

      Annika Wassilak does anyone know what this website is called???

    • @Alyssa-qo9rm
      @Alyssa-qo9rm 4 года назад +2

      Nopeeee she's not not imo

    • @ekramm219
      @ekramm219 4 года назад +3

      Alyssa hardin yes she is

  • @ninanarsi3524
    @ninanarsi3524 4 года назад +638

    There should be another level above Platinum called Holly.

    • @btrexler
      @btrexler 3 года назад +8

      SO TRUE

    • @mollykate422
      @mollykate422 2 года назад +1

      holly was iconic and classy all at once

  • @gabi-pj9sp
    @gabi-pj9sp 4 года назад +452

    brooke: oopsie broke me back hope i can still dance
    vivianne: *gets papercut* hope I can still dance

    • @lace8611
      @lace8611 4 года назад +1

      that tiktok song came to mind while reading that

    • @warlord_aries3920
      @warlord_aries3920 4 года назад +11

      I cut my finger on my mom’s ring. I hope I can still dance

    • @urchowmein
      @urchowmein 4 года назад +3

      @@lace8611 Papercut by Illy? Oml I love that song xD I'm Aussie so yaaa lol

    • @kayw9235
      @kayw9235 3 года назад +3

      we all know she didn’t want to dance😭

  • @ohsnapitsyelhsa
    @ohsnapitsyelhsa 5 лет назад +1984

    Mike's description of the "I'm sorry" category sounded like a "it's not you it's me" breakup speech

  • @gabywebster630
    @gabywebster630 5 лет назад +1976

    I am SO glad Christi is getting the recognition she deserves

  • @rumbit.9692
    @rumbit.9692 5 лет назад +2831

    If Holly isn’t at the top of this list-
    Edit- I approve

    • @jelly2983
      @jelly2983 5 лет назад +7

      Nice idiot

    • @haleyschnepper9481
      @haleyschnepper9481 5 лет назад +6

      @@jelly2983 No need to be rude

    • @jelly2983
      @jelly2983 5 лет назад +7

      The Schnepps Look we’re friends in the real world and she was highly celebrating this comment, we call each other idiots as a term of endearment

    • @rumbit.9692
      @rumbit.9692 5 лет назад +9

      @The Schnepps Look, we are friends irl, I’m not insulted

    • @haleyschnepper9481
      @haleyschnepper9481 5 лет назад +21

      Ah sorry guys, my bad, so hard to tell jokes and sarcastism through the computer

  • @KellyStamps
    @KellyStamps 4 года назад +892

    This is the best video the internet

  • @c0llapsingst4rs
    @c0llapsingst4rs 5 лет назад +661

    Me: oh cool a new channel, he could be cool
    Mike: “Christi is platinum, she *is* dance moms”, “I am a *holly Stan* through and through”, “Kelly goes *straight* to platinum”
    Me: IM SUBSCRIBING- HELL YES

  • @UNYQUE707
    @UNYQUE707 5 лет назад +3265

    Is there a podcast where Christi and Kelly get wine drunk and talk shit? If not, can we like make it happen please?

    • @christina286
      @christina286 5 лет назад +31

      Anne-Gabrielle Berthaud yess we need that

    • @kynndallwillhite3174
      @kynndallwillhite3174 5 лет назад +14

      @christilukasiak

    • @minkminkmink3650
      @minkminkmink3650 5 лет назад +27

      I remember when kelly was like WHATEVVEEERR LESLIE WHATEEEEVVVEERR

    • @ChristiLukasiak
      @ChristiLukasiak 5 лет назад +73

      Amazing idea

    • @aliciapearson3120
      @aliciapearson3120 5 лет назад +13

      @@ChristiLukasiak Literally begging for that btw. High quality content and probably a lot of fun.

  • @melodyhaviland9393
    @melodyhaviland9393 5 лет назад +1032

    i feel like there should be a GOD tier for holly

    • @snailmucus9380
      @snailmucus9380 5 лет назад +2

      It was 999 likes. I made it 1k. I feel content. Also totally agree with that comment

  • @alihiggins-i6f
    @alihiggins-i6f 5 лет назад +1285

    “i feel like her name is also christi?”
    “Is ThIs AlLoWeD?!”

  • @onyxcampbell3367
    @onyxcampbell3367 4 года назад +101

    I got so scared when he started Holly’s picture on the bottom- then her rightful ascension began.

  • @ameliason8483
    @ameliason8483 4 года назад +349

    okay wait, here is my opinion because nobody asked.
    1. holly
    2. christi
    3. kelly
    4. mellisa
    5. my little kendall- i mean jill.

  • @adelineriley3115
    @adelineriley3115 5 лет назад +2084

    Gianna gets placed in “I’m sorry”
    “It’s what she deserves.”

    • @IvyG-C
      @IvyG-C 5 лет назад +7

      Adeline Riley *kardashions memes are barking*

    • @adelineriley3115
      @adelineriley3115 5 лет назад +9

      ASH SL she’s also just as bitchy as Abby

    • @lmaowot7369
      @lmaowot7369 5 лет назад +2

      @@adelineriley3115 how though she was just doing her job you cant just expect no critiques from dances

    • @alyssafenty
      @alyssafenty 5 лет назад

      Adeline Riley that’s what the producers showed

    • @lmaowot7369
      @lmaowot7369 5 лет назад

      @@adelineriley3115 how can you say that about someone youve never even met before?! its a show most things and words get twisted to make more drama. stop judging a book by its cover

  • @anyadiane7329
    @anyadiane7329 5 лет назад +1487

    Gianna was literally Abby's right hand woman I cannot believe this betrayal

    • @mikesmic
      @mikesmic  5 лет назад +146

      Sorry to this Gianna :(

    • @amybess
      @amybess 5 лет назад +4

      Thank you!

    • @hyukalvr_
      @hyukalvr_ 5 лет назад +21

      @@mikesmic Gianna was in every episode, and kristy was in 1 season how can u forget her lol

    • @ncphloridis4074
      @ncphloridis4074 5 лет назад +1

      Lmao Llamas omg so true

    • @funty420
      @funty420 5 лет назад +5

      That's where she belongs...poor thing

  • @tanayahburchell2991
    @tanayahburchell2991 5 лет назад +1422

    Christi, Holly and Kelly need to see this

    • @itzbee9053
      @itzbee9053 4 года назад +44

      I think Christi did cuz she replied to someone's comment

    • @TimothyRichard12345
      @TimothyRichard12345 4 года назад +22

      Christi did see it

    • @iminurwallspg13
      @iminurwallspg13 3 года назад +1

      now its just Kelly and Holly that need to comment

  • @emmmmie
    @emmmmie 4 года назад +502

    I've been seeing a lot of comments asking why Giana is at the "I'm sorry" tier, so I just thought I'd add my own two cents. This is an 'Iconic Characters' rating, and while I agree 100% that Giana was pivotal to making this show function, and keeping the girls dancing week after week, she is not an iconic dance mums member. She gets very drowned out by the exuberant personalities of the mums and Abby, and she doesn't really interact or take part in the drama. For these reasons, she was at the bottom tier, but I believe if it was a "Who matters most for Dance mums" tiering system, she would be at least gold, and probably platinum.
    tl;dr Giana is at the bottom not because she does not matter to the show, but because she stays quite far away from the drama, and is therefore not all that iconic

    • @maddiesherk5797
      @maddiesherk5797 4 года назад +5

      Emmie but she’s still iconic in my eyes lol

    • @viviannichols3582
      @viviannichols3582 4 года назад +11

      Talking about who made the show great, Gianna should be much higher. Talking about who was an iconic character, I get it.

    • @lexitabor4094
      @lexitabor4094 4 года назад +3

      I still think she deserved paper

    • @user-uh3qj2tb4z
      @user-uh3qj2tb4z 4 года назад +2

      It's tier* btw

    • @polaris7346
      @polaris7346 4 года назад +5

      gianna ran, so everyone else could walk!

  • @SpaceIsThePlace_
    @SpaceIsThePlace_ 4 года назад +54

    Jill should be platinum just for her cowboy hat look. THAT was iconic.

  • @kelseybodelsey7
    @kelseybodelsey7 5 лет назад +548

    "Oh, just got diagnosed" is one of my favorite lines from dance moms 😂

    • @rushingwater2.0
      @rushingwater2.0 5 лет назад +8

      Kelsey Spotts I think my favorite is prostitots

    • @sloppytoppy8069
      @sloppytoppy8069 5 лет назад +5

      Rushingwater YESSS OMG CHRISTI IS A QUEEN

    • @alyanna8265
      @alyanna8265 4 года назад +4

      “We haven’t used that one before”

    • @mkx-
      @mkx- 4 года назад

      Rushingwater yes 😭

    • @mkx-
      @mkx- 4 года назад

      I also love “I can’t take Jill serious with that cowboy hat on” 😭

  • @ellalouise3745
    @ellalouise3745 5 лет назад +633

    Gianna I'm pretty sure is one of the main choreographers 😂

    • @bartrese
      @bartrese 5 лет назад +17

      Ella Louise you’re totally right but I couldn’t remember either 😂😂😂😂

    • @courtneymichelle5746
      @courtneymichelle5746 5 лет назад +22

      she is😂 she’s in like every episode omg

    • @MsJassi13
      @MsJassi13 5 лет назад +18

      She always saved the day when Abby started drama and practiced with the girls when Abby just left

    • @howboutumindurbiz5598
      @howboutumindurbiz5598 5 лет назад +2

      She choreographed more dances than Abby. 😂😂

  • @e.e.y.1803
    @e.e.y.1803 5 лет назад +519

    I love how Cristi is unproblematic and problematic at the same time

    • @angelinej7498
      @angelinej7498 4 года назад +12

      when was she unproblematic tho

    • @maddieg8339
      @maddieg8339 4 года назад +12

      angeline j never but she’s unproblematic nonetheless

    • @emahackett997
      @emahackett997 3 года назад +9

      Christi is not unproblematic. All of the moms are problematic in some way... Even Holly. 🤷

    • @emilioxd6140
      @emilioxd6140 3 года назад

      @@emahackett997 christi is kind of problematic sometimes

    • @hottieschicken
      @hottieschicken 3 года назад

      @@emilioxd6140 how so? I haven’t watched enough Dance Moms yet to know

  • @lannagrace5964
    @lannagrace5964 5 лет назад +123

    I was about to say if Holly wasn’t platinum, we riot. She was so classy and her reads were immaculate. 😂 We love Dr. Holly.

  • @V-nMontague
    @V-nMontague 4 года назад +1091

    Mike: *has holly*
    Me:”IM SORRY” ?
    Me: PAPER?!??
    Me:SILVER?!??!
    Me: GOLD?!? DONT PLAY WITH ME CHILD PLEASE
    mike: *puts her in platinum*
    Me: oh.........................ᵖᵉʳⁱᵒᵈᵗ
    Edit: OMG THANKS FOR THE LIKES‼️‼️‼️
    >:3
    ANOTHER EDIT ITS 2021 DAMN THANKS FOR THE LIKEEESSS
    ANOTHER EDIT: yall it’s 2022 thank you for the likeeeeesssss >:)

    • @boopp9283
      @boopp9283 4 года назад +1

      I'm only not liking this bc it has 696 likes and that number eases my raging ocd for some reason

    • @V-nMontague
      @V-nMontague 4 года назад

      Phoebe Endriss OMG IT HAS SOO MANY LIKE I FORGOT ABOUT THIS 😭

    • @aestheticallysadienaiyah3129
      @aestheticallysadienaiyah3129 4 года назад +1

      Made it 700

    • @V-nMontague
      @V-nMontague 4 года назад

      aesthetically sadie naiyah OH OMG AIAKWKSKSLSOSPSLS

    • @za9ck
      @za9ck 3 года назад +1

      I'm so here for a mini emotional journey

  • @lolitsndeye9300
    @lolitsndeye9300 5 лет назад +521

    I’m convinced Mike is literally every meme ever as a person😭

  • @wo_manchego
    @wo_manchego 5 лет назад +158

    I've never watched Dance Moms and I spent this whole video judging your logic with no context whatsoever and I loved every second of it

  • @user-sy1bo1ck7v
    @user-sy1bo1ck7v 5 лет назад +1775

    Am i the only one who thinks that Leslie should be at the “im sorry” rank??

    • @kaylinann914
      @kaylinann914 5 лет назад +90

      Knowing her backstory from Payton’s video, I think she’d be good at paper/silver. The producers made a lot of things twisted. BUT in terms of just the show she definitely should’ve been at the bottom!!

    • @Jessica-jk9hz
      @Jessica-jk9hz 4 года назад +14

      yeah ur right she legit made a fight out of anything anyone said and the complained that the moms were "being mean" or whatever

    • @probablynotjess
      @probablynotjess 4 года назад +6

      she stirred shit up and honestly im here

    • @laelynnvega3588
      @laelynnvega3588 4 года назад +4

      Am I the only one that thinks Cathy should be at the paper rank at least? I seriously hate her🙄

    • @probablynotjess
      @probablynotjess 4 года назад +6

      @@laelynnvega3588 oh but cathy is half the drama

  • @vaibh4vi
    @vaibh4vi 5 лет назад +42

    yolanda looks like my therapist in that picture and its terrifying

  • @Clara-fs7pu
    @Clara-fs7pu 4 года назад +26

    "I feel like her name is Christie too, is that allowed?"

  • @ihavealight8876
    @ihavealight8876 5 лет назад +497

    Me: has never watched dance moms
    Also me: watches this video in its entirety bc we stan

  • @sophiesteinbock6671
    @sophiesteinbock6671 5 лет назад +737

    I don’t know how it’s possible that your editing has gotten even better

  • @kimbra4506
    @kimbra4506 5 лет назад +242

    mike: ranks holly in platinum tier
    me: the intelligence JUMPED OUT

  • @gabs9391
    @gabs9391 3 года назад +1

    found you from the pll vids but subbed just for the platinum ranking. you sir are absolutely correct.

  • @beans6732
    @beans6732 3 года назад +8

    can’t believe you don’t know gianna she literally teaches the girls the dances every SINGLE year and they wouldn’t be on stage without her, what a girlboss

  • @jamie8d742
    @jamie8d742 5 лет назад +420

    Ok but Giana is the back bone of the whole show she’s at least paper 😂

    • @jamie8d742
      @jamie8d742 5 лет назад +7

      Im Jia she choreographed basically all of the dances

  • @quaxmashups32
    @quaxmashups32 5 лет назад +205

    DOJA ON THE INTRO OMG

  • @marcellaschmidt9111
    @marcellaschmidt9111 5 лет назад +298

    he just didn’t put jojos mom on the rankings lmaooooo

    • @thayinamalan1410
      @thayinamalan1410 4 года назад +10

      OHHHH I forgot about her. I feel she should’ve gone in paper or silver she’s always smiling when something bad is happening 🤦🏽‍♀️.

    • @florentaigbinoba151
      @florentaigbinoba151 4 года назад

      @@thayinamalan1410 🤣🤣

  • @graceblondell7320
    @graceblondell7320 4 года назад +15

    “ hollys a doctor, so maybe i’ll be a doctor”... tell me why i had this exact thought the other day

  • @Jacob-lp1un
    @Jacob-lp1un 4 года назад

    I've never seen this channel but after the honesty and truth of this ranking I have fallen in love with this man

  • @susiea633
    @susiea633 5 лет назад +102

    Cathy is just one of those people, she could be platinum but is also just I'm sorry

  • @sytycdlover117
    @sytycdlover117 5 лет назад +296

    When you put Kelly in platinum i yelled out loud “PERIODDD PERIOD”

  • @lavendermenace33
    @lavendermenace33 5 лет назад +175

    “She’s zoomin’ dude” my gf everytime i try to see how fast i can go in my wheelchair

  • @kenetbueso1110
    @kenetbueso1110 4 года назад +1

    Why did I just find this channel?😭😭 Subscribed

  • @remeres-ala-gustas2357
    @remeres-ala-gustas2357 4 года назад

    As you sang the song and zoomed in on the faces - that was perfection!

  • @big6811
    @big6811 5 лет назад +88

    in terms of inconicness, mike's definitely platinum

  • @nicoletti345
    @nicoletti345 5 лет назад +376

    Christi, Holly, and Kelly are the best moms and that’s on baskin robin’s

  • @akajulzzz
    @akajulzzz 5 лет назад +174

    i hate the fact that he has the perfect opportunity to say “hello everybody, welcome back to mike’s mic, my name is mike AND THIS IS MY MIC” and proceed to silently show the mic as he smiles into the camera. 🙃
    AND HE DOESN’T USE THAT OPPORTUNITY

  • @juliap.6561
    @juliap.6561 4 года назад +7

    Holly, Christi, and Kelly are the holy trinity of dance moms

  • @chl0mo
    @chl0mo 4 года назад +49

    what about Ashlee, Jessalynn, Jamie, Black Patsy??? I need answers

    • @Mshottie6
      @Mshottie6 4 года назад +5

      Ashlee - silver
      Jessalyn - silver
      Jamie - I’m sorry
      Black Patsy - gold

    • @tvcritics6526
      @tvcritics6526 3 года назад +4

      Ashlee- paper(Maybe silver)
      Jess- silver
      Jamie- I'm sorry
      Black Patsy- Gold

  • @TiwidTV
    @TiwidTV 5 лет назад +27

    I have never watched a single Dance Moms episode yet this makes so much sense.

  • @moongirl-7584
    @moongirl-7584 5 лет назад +191

    “Christi”
    Me: she best be in platinum
    “I’ll put her in platinum”
    Me: okay. All is right, I can die now

  • @ivazzzz688
    @ivazzzz688 5 лет назад +191

    Oh god.. i thought he was going to put dr. Holly in the 'i'm sorry' category..

  • @TheDagger-px4ei
    @TheDagger-px4ei 5 лет назад +3

    THANK YOU Christi is the most underated icon of all time

  • @elda132
    @elda132 4 года назад

    THIS IS THE FIRST RANKING VIDEO I ACTUALLY AGREE WITH THANK YOU

  • @Cracrasky
    @Cracrasky 5 лет назад +550

    Mike: puts Christi on platinum
    Me: if u didn’t do that I would have disliked the vid
    Edit: thanks for the likes

  • @ThatPayton
    @ThatPayton 5 лет назад +25

    In like 3 weeks this channel has become my favourite RUclips channel of all time. ICONIC

  • @cronchypickle
    @cronchypickle 5 лет назад +29

    Holly needs her own category above everyone else tbh. Queen tier.

  • @imayeti.4674
    @imayeti.4674 4 года назад +7

    I don’t know if the energy radiating from this man is him being gay or European but I’m here for it-

  • @nikkia4950
    @nikkia4950 4 года назад

    easily the best rankings video you've ever done

  • @nataliavalkovicova2907
    @nataliavalkovicova2907 5 лет назад +246

    Where is the Amy’s baking company essential viewing??? Been waiting for it ever since you mentioned it hundreds of years ago 😁

    • @DrTomoe-em7rs
      @DrTomoe-em7rs 5 лет назад +2

      Natalia Valkovicova YES PLEASE!

    • @orangesky8864
      @orangesky8864 5 лет назад +2

      PLEASE make this happen 😂😂😂 I cry of laughter every time I watch it

  • @lotionbottlehead
    @lotionbottlehead 5 лет назад +82

    Me:*sharply inhales through nose*
    Mom: "What..?"
    Me: "He made Kira Gold..."

    • @mikesmic
      @mikesmic  5 лет назад +20

      I did what HAD to be done ?? ? ? ?? ? ??????

  • @jc-ox1go
    @jc-ox1go 5 лет назад +120

    this is so specifically aimed at my interests

  • @taylordoom1625
    @taylordoom1625 4 года назад

    my new favorite youtuber? i think yes. so happy you’re getting the platform you deserve.

  • @moonxplayzz3682
    @moonxplayzz3682 4 года назад +1

    This is the first vid I have seen of you and your content is PLATNUM PERIOTT🤯

  • @heyitsNickA
    @heyitsNickA 5 лет назад +810

    top tier content? more like rat tier content 🐀

    • @astrangermagi
      @astrangermagi 5 лет назад +23

      Cute little fun fact tier in German means animals what's also an animal? Rats. Boom

    • @Pushnotificationsalwaysoffbye
      @Pushnotificationsalwaysoffbye 5 лет назад +1

      Magsi Maginski RATS 👏 ARE 👏 ANIMALS 👏 this is my first time here and I think... I’ve found my place.

    • @mushroom1856
      @mushroom1856 5 лет назад +1

      Was this very necessary

  • @ayeshasmith6456
    @ayeshasmith6456 5 лет назад +44

    "my brain really said bye" same. e v e r y d a m n d a y

  • @edaj1990
    @edaj1990 5 лет назад +93

    “I mean, I didn’t say it but I thought it. And if I thunk it, it happened.”
    Amazing.

  • @isaacmadden7618
    @isaacmadden7618 4 года назад +7

    ngl i wish gianna had featured more on the show becuase she deserves so much more recognition

  • @lolar5790
    @lolar5790 4 года назад +11

    if queen holly isn’t platinum I will scream
    edit: I will sleep peacefully tonight

  • @jessicaclay
    @jessicaclay 5 лет назад +57

    we need a spin off with the platinum tier

  • @beatricew1416
    @beatricew1416 5 лет назад +198

    LESLIE IS NOT IN THE SAME LEAGUE AS CAMILLE. is this a joke? Camille is a kween

    • @prinya4667
      @prinya4667 5 лет назад +5

      Ikr

    • @kennadithomas418
      @kennadithomas418 4 года назад +8

      Camille was it

    • @shawnakay5290
      @shawnakay5290 4 года назад +8

      I felt the same way like that’s such an insult😂

    • @georgiarane9762
      @georgiarane9762 4 года назад +8

      Yea she was like “I can still love my dog while eating chicken!”

    • @tvcritics6526
      @tvcritics6526 3 года назад +5

      Camille should have been gold just for the"Oh just got diagnosed" line. It's literally one of the first things I think of when I think of dance moms

  • @cerpujfilms7338
    @cerpujfilms7338 5 лет назад +39

    The only person who can transcend above platinum tier is Claire from the Bon Appetit test kitchen

  • @Willow-zh8km
    @Willow-zh8km 4 года назад +11

    Nobody:
    Jill: mY LiTlTe KeNdAlL
    Also its Kelly can I speak to the manager hyland

  • @mayabenton
    @mayabenton 3 года назад

    this is a beautiful video 😭 and christi commented even better

  • @moonbeeeam
    @moonbeeeam 5 лет назад +266

    Me: clicks video
    Sees 0 dislikes
    Me: perfectly balanced, as all things should be

  • @squibboi
    @squibboi 5 лет назад +24

    Mike: does a ranking of the Dance Mom’s cast
    Also Mike: GIRL’S OUTTA THE ROOM! GIRL’S OUT OF THE ROOM NOW!

  • @haydenpeeples829
    @haydenpeeples829 5 лет назад +487

    You really did Cathy dirty putting her at gold, she is platinum. Period.

    • @amybess
      @amybess 5 лет назад

      Yes!

    • @dovekillz
      @dovekillz 5 лет назад +46

      shes literally so iconic

    • @UNYQUE707
      @UNYQUE707 5 лет назад +41

      The unmatched level of chaotic energy!!!

    • @tangerine3403
      @tangerine3403 5 лет назад +16

      Hayden Peeples cathy needs her own catergory

    • @msrandomgirly
      @msrandomgirly 5 лет назад +18

      Id normally agree but she voted for trump so that definitely brings her back to gold and not platinum

  • @ImYourVj
    @ImYourVj 5 лет назад +5

    The shoutout to Viviane took me out LMAO!!!!

  • @isabellaperini8940
    @isabellaperini8940 4 года назад

    You have the most likeable personality I’ve ever seen

  • @issyyc7179
    @issyyc7179 5 лет назад +131

    He did gianna dirty 😭 she’s so under appreciated

    • @mikesmic
      @mikesmic  5 лет назад +12

      I'm sorry to this Gianna

  • @CeCe25234
    @CeCe25234 5 лет назад +262

    you're ranting about the youtube algorithm like you don't almost have 100k you're going to jail

    • @mikesmic
      @mikesmic  5 лет назад +42

      almost BUT not quite so we will continue whinging xx

    • @money1137
      @money1137 5 лет назад

      Mike's Mic you made it!!!!!!

  • @lai5573
    @lai5573 5 лет назад +42

    You can't have dance moms without a "My Little Kendall"

  • @emmagillespie7381
    @emmagillespie7381 4 года назад

    this is simply the best thing I’ve ever seen

  • @kateo8456
    @kateo8456 2 года назад

    Very much agree with the ranking. Good work.