Jordan The Stallion Top 15 Videos
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The horror of knowing too much.
I love Jordan's inflections and tones, bet he's a great storyteller
Hey I invested in bitcoin and got paid
@@jordanhowlettbitcoinok scammer scammington 🙄🤮🤮🤮🤮
Jordan is the guy everyone relates to
He's more of an influencer than an most influencers.
He's real. His emotions are real and not fake like those who act.
He has the power to speak his mind
Yeah! Which is better, someone playing a character in a “prank” or someone who is an actual human feeling human emotions?
He still gets some facts wrong though like the first video
@@succuled1969 aye. we are humans. not perfect. the man speaks his mind. he can be wrong at times ul
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Do you realize how much effort is put into creating content? Especially when you are releasing content daily.
There's been many times where I will work on getting a video right for hours, and FINALLY get it. I'll get it uploaded, people will view it, and THEN I realize that a small mistake was made in it. A lot of times I leave it be, and point out whatever it is in the comments or description.
I love people who can speak their mind with decent amount of emotions to expresses it clearly.
Starting it off with that terrifying bug... Or demon, if you ask me. yeah, this video's gonna be a heck of a ride
I would smash the cup down it’s easy
Vore pfp?
Shut up
Could just kill it
@@restartedxpower1694 yes :b
Also, very delayed reply because YT didn't give me a notification for your reply.
He throws the deodorant out and another hand hands it back to him 😂💀
I saw that too! I found that so hilarious I had to replay it again.
@@dimaster5880me tooo
Um who’s hand is that though? That’s kinda scary lol
I knew there had to be a miss Jordan the stallionette
Jordan, you have made the first month of 2023 so much more fun for me! I had to deal with radiation therapy and I spent my time during that, laughing at your videos. So glad I saw that first short and decided to give it a try. I'm not a big fan of bugs or water - so those videos were especially thrilling. Congrats on your success.
he's a clean and and proves that you don't need to swear to be entertaining! also i love when he gets all squirmy from bugs and ocean animal things!
Don't blog post or post your real name in public forums.
well deserved million there jordan! Congratulations :). I'm always happy to see your new Short Videos uploaded. Would love to have more longer talks from you or completly different type of content. But no Pressure we love what you post allready.
Just wanted to say that since I have found your shorts and videos they literally bring me joy every day I watch some. Keep it up! Stay awesome! Much love
Jordan's videos where he talks about bugs are some of my favorite, love em
"come here" kills me everytime 🤣
Saaame hahah
“They told me to leave, but…”😂❤😂
I cannot…I….every clip is better than the last!
The way this guy delivers his lines makes me laugh so much.
3:20 That's CGI. 100%. Fake.
"In the great words of Lil' Jon... 'What?'" LMAOOOOO
This guys is hilarious!
This man is a national treasure and must be protected at all cost 🙏 Keep up the good work Jordan 😁
I think there’s bout to be a fast food assassin targeting him XD
@@Furry-elimination-squadhahaha 😂😂😂
8:04 Bro's spouting straight FACTS!!!! I cannot TELL YOU how many times I've been entranced by those big ahh hair clips. My mom has thought on multiple occasions that I was up to no good but in reality I was seeing what this thing could do, like clipping it onto my arm and seeing the marks it made, or putting it on my face to see how long it would stay on.This is literally my entire life as a man summed up into 1 minute.
I spent my whole afternoon watching all of your shorts that I hadn't seen yet. All of them... You are the best and I absolutely love you!😍
Dude is not afraid to say he's scared of something... and I admire him for it.
I'm afraid of heights so much that if you asked me between climbing a ladder and petting a crocidile... I would ask how big is the crocodile.
Hard same
That's one beautiful video ❤ I'm starting to selftalk like Jordan. Niice.
Congratulations on hitting 1 million subs... you deserve this Bro.
He bought them 😂🤣 He went from 100k to 1 mil in a month. Anyone can do it.
Congratulations on 1 mil
7:31 they wont give you a two weeks notice before firing you but they probably know two weeks in advance that theyre going to fire you and start finding your replacement
Congratulations on the 1 million subs ❤️
I love watching your videos I learned lots of stuff I've never known about and I always share them to everyone I know
This man is amazing, he is the man we needed not the man we deserve
Why’s he always throwing stuff to the other room 😂😂😂
Because hes Jordan haha ❤❤😂😂😂
always here for his dance and throwing random stuff moves, while another hand provides him the same item lol
Congrats on 1M subscribers my guy proud of you 😁💯
😂 dude you reaction videos are hilarious. The opening little dances are always great
Along with the fact he throws whatever object is closest to him lol 😂
Hahaha love the throwing of things out the door during the nervous dance 🕺🏽
Jordan is the hero no one asked for, but we all deserve.
It has photographic memory.. we ❤ that
I needed this in my life.
I admire a man that can constantly teach me. HUNNY JORDAN is AMAZING
Congrats on reaching 1 million, Jordan!
I love how over this guy has made "Come here". Utter perfection.
That adding Apple Pay to Wal-Mart is too real 😂😂😂
Thank YOU Jordan for the pine and peppermint tip.
I love seeing your content pop up all over social media ❤
Could listen to this guy all day!
“Is that gonna stop you from buying a mattress?” F**king dead lmfao 🤣
You’re seriously the best dude. You need to do standup or something I’d pay to see you live
Man you are amazing!! And hilarious 😂😂 I absolutely love you and your videos!!! You make my day!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Congrats on the 1 mil!
I sooooo love that Jordan always throw something!!!!
“In the great words of lil John: what” omg I’m dead 🤣🤣🤣
Love these. Always a fun laugh.
The one kind of short that still blows my mind is the 2 weeks' notice ones. How much of a wild west is the USA in that regard...In Portugal we are obliged by law to warn the company before-hand and then give either a month, or 2, to the company depending on how long we've worked there and whether we're actually working w a proper contract or just as temporary workers.
HOWEVER, for the company to fire us, one of two things will go down: if we messed up bad and they have just cause, no warning and no compensation needed, we're on the street. HOWEVER, if the company tries to fire a worker without just cause, it actually has to compensate the worker.
see the reason all of that is stupid, is because the reason for the two week notice is so they can find a replacement. however when they fire us, we don’t have time to find a new job, so why should we give them that when they don’t give us this?
@@Skelly1485 it's different ways of working. the time-frame itself doesn't matter, it's about compensation. In PT, if a company wants to fire you, eventhough it'll be agreed you can just stay at home the next day, you're legally entitled to however time they have to pay in advance, unless you fucked up royally. Dunno how it works outside of PT, but here, like I said, unless they have just cause, businesses always need to pay you something. Same reasoning as to why we give a notice and stay X amount of days until we fulfill the agreement.
If somehow in the US ppl can get fired, for no legal reason, and aren't entitled to compensation, then that's a whole different thing.
I literally just binged his shorts sorted by most popular and then he uploads this xD Perfect timing
congrats on your million subscriber milestone Jordan!! 🥳🥳
Congrats on the milli subs bro! Never change
Congrats on one million subscribers! 🥳
Thank you for giving us more amazing content!
Congrats on 1mil 🎉🎉🎉
If you ever travel to Africa come to Egypt Jordan, the mummy’s are inviting you to come 😂
You taking off the glasses is gives me the same vibes of Clark Kent wearing glasses as a disguise.
Finally a compilation!! 🤣🤣
The spider things has me going “nope”.
Congrats on 1mil Jordan
"Am i related to Vin Diesel" That one really got me xD And also the one where he needed to wait 5 hours. You could feel the pain of that xD
Congratulations fo hitting 1m subscriber's
Come here. The can opener thing and the air fresheners with the top I never knew they had? Super relatable. I love that you do this shit in the bathroom too. It is substance over style. Sort of. Anyway keep up the good work!
This guy can teach me how quantum realms work and i won't even fall asleep
The spiders in the drain still have me shuddering!
Love your videos, I always get something to help me keep my goal of being ‘queen’ of randomness
3:49 I love the way his eyes just flick up like that XD
Even better jordan! SOME people look at octopuses and want to do something MUCH WORSE THAN EAT THEM
Congrats on getting to 1 million 🎉🎊🤩😘
GOOD JOB ON MILLION ON RUclips!!!
I’m a fan Jordan he makes my day better ❤
A MILLI YO!!! Congrats!!!
Yo congrats to 1m Jordan
My dude out here yeeting things like it's a bodily function
Wait hold up did you just give yourself something else to throw at 5:39 that came so unexpected it cracked me up XD love your stuff keep going
ngl, Originally I kept watching Jordan because he had the absolute audacity to steal my surname but you know what I stayed for the exquisite storytelling (and the No wiggle)
Jordan I love you because you give me fun facts about nature and give me more and more reason why going outside is a bad idea so I appreciate that thank you 😁🤣🤣🤣
3rd to last one
Imagine hearing that for the 152718381739163817381635481828 time
8:25 -> that's a legendary save right there.
Bro needs to put his shorts in a compilation, so I can just let them play
I am dumbfounded that the one where you talk about that one girl's arm looking like it was dislocated when she swung it around isn't in this video, its by far my favorite short from you
Fun Fact: Those clip on sunglasses were first seen in "The Matrix" (1999) ...worn by none other than Morpheus
Logging off after the spiders in the drain 😭😔😭
On the phone lockbox, it’s very easy to both figure out and perform both destructive and non destructive methods of entry, it’s not very secure, nor well protected against just pulling the battery, short circuiting the timer, popping the solenoid with a magnet, or any other method you could think of. It’s not that hard to open you just didn’t think about it.
Happy one million!
Congrats on 1mil
At this point Jordan is RUclips’s grandad or uncle
i live for these videos
0:57 Jordan, run back to the store, ask for Morpheus's glasses from The Matrix.
You look like the BetterHelp commercial guy who was talking about ordering THAI to his buddy! Thought it was you for sure!
Lol you are so funny thanks for cheering up every one
If you’re not zooming in on the video when he says “get closer”, you’re objectively watching Jordan’s videos wrong.
man really called an octopus the kraken 😂 the kraken’s a squid /lh
Love the ending card
The glasses are called pince-nez. I don't know if they sell the sunglasses but Amazon sells the regular type in standard reading glasses strengths.
3:33
*"We have Sea Spider Jordan!!!"🕷*
Heck of a start 🤣
you. are. amazing.
In the great words of little John.... What 😅😅😅😅😅
OMG you finally did it, can you make a compalation tho?
My favorite part is "Come Here."
I swear your alter ego is an anxious studious centaur.
Remember, hot showers clean, cold showers don’t
Hi Jordan I love your videos and also I have a question, can you make a food facts compilation where you include all the shorts you made that have food saving tips because I feel like if you did you would be doing earth a favor
"Come here" 😅👀☠️