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  • Lookin at you Hubie

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  • @hubertvonvestra3893
    @hubertvonvestra3893 4 года назад +6373

    Damn, I’ve been defeated, but I can’t fall here. I must make my retreat

    • @lordofmaddness
      @lordofmaddness 4 года назад +122

      Hubert is trash

    • @hubertvonvestra3893
      @hubertvonvestra3893 4 года назад +731

      Factually wrong, I’ll be telling Lady Edelgard about this.

    • @lordofmaddness
      @lordofmaddness 4 года назад +51

      @Akira Kurusu I Actually have nothig to report Guy in my team...So,no i haven't been defeated!

    • @zilean4324
      @zilean4324 4 года назад +88

      When you've been defeated but can't fall here

    • @alexalasognatrice726
      @alexalasognatrice726 4 года назад +40

      Hubert how can you always survive without get even a little scratch?

  • @scuffed7648
    @scuffed7648 5 лет назад +6265

    *Death knight sweats nervously*

    • @Superluigi881
      @Superluigi881 5 лет назад +476

      I hear he checks his bed for Lysithea every night.

    • @ronnymahendra9035
      @ronnymahendra9035 5 лет назад +347

      Death knight : *peeks*
      Lysithea : (in Megumin voice) *DAAARK SPIIIKEEE*
      Dark Knight : *wakes up* It's just a nightmare, calm your mind

    • @Zwizard247
      @Zwizard247 5 лет назад +125

      Lysithea: *OR WAS IT*

    • @areallyawsomename
      @areallyawsomename 5 лет назад +71

      Literally killed that fucker 6 damn times in my Blue Lions run

    • @somedude5819
      @somedude5819 5 лет назад +49

      @@Superluigi881 *YOU'RE IN MY WAY*

  • @UnlimitedMrX
    @UnlimitedMrX 5 лет назад +2328

    I could always die and let the plot move along naturally
    *OR I COULD USE THE WARP STAFF*

    • @somedude5819
      @somedude5819 5 лет назад +247

      I like how Hubert can canonically teleport but doesn't display that ability AT ALL ON THE BATTLEFIELD.

    • @adrianroque6990
      @adrianroque6990 4 года назад +61

      Some Dude bruh I'm glad for that cuz FE Echoes' witches still give me PTSD and I do NOT need Three Houses following in its footsteps lmao

    • @3XHS
      @3XHS 4 года назад +34

      Imagine if the enemy commander was actually going to cast warp to get out of there, but then one of your units cast silence and proceeded to kill them.

    • @UltimaDoombotMK1
      @UltimaDoombotMK1 4 года назад +21

      @@3XHS Imagine if that was a literal alternate route to a game which lead you to a different ending?
      Like killing him here allows you to pursue the true villain, while allowing him to escape means he stalls for the true villain to run off.

    • @thatmannamedmaxiodus2530
      @thatmannamedmaxiodus2530 4 года назад +17

      I have the power of plot armor and warp powder!
      *WHERES YOUR TIME REVERSAL NOW LITERALLY GOD?*

  • @TheEeveeKing
    @TheEeveeKing 5 лет назад +2371

    Dimitri gets so injured during the time skip he retreats outta jail.

    • @AlexanderLingg
      @AlexanderLingg 5 лет назад +115

      Using Dedue as a meatshield

    • @Averi0
      @Averi0 4 года назад +96

      @@AlexanderLingg nobody subdues dedue

    • @DolusVulpes
      @DolusVulpes 4 года назад +46

      @@Averi0 they do if you didn't complete the duscur paralogue.

    • @hyperstargaming6150
      @hyperstargaming6150 4 года назад +28

      Memento Mori I am so glad I did that paralogue in my Azure Moon playthrough. Was not willing to throw away my legit tank of the gods.

    • @alexanderharrison7421
      @alexanderharrison7421 4 года назад +13

      @@hyperstargaming6150 Gilbert you're cool and all but...
      Fortress Knight into War Master Dedue

  • @sirpig7141
    @sirpig7141 5 лет назад +4353

    Me: This is the end Hubert!
    Hubert: It's a paralouge you think you can kill me in this non-mandatory chapter?!
    Me: Well yea after all you can kill my gu-
    Hubert: I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY TACTICAL RETREAT

    • @michaelcabangbang
      @michaelcabangbang 5 лет назад +228

      Nigerundayo! Edelgard!

    • @pvt8524
      @pvt8524 5 лет назад +302

      The secret Vestra family technique.

    • @jeremytewari3346
      @jeremytewari3346 4 года назад +142

      Let’s see, for me I beat him
      At Garreg Mach
      At Gronder Field
      In Petra’s paralogue
      In Dimitri’s paralogue
      And finally in Enbarr

    • @awes5893
      @awes5893 4 года назад +8

      Gu-?
      Sorry if I'm being dumb but I can't think of what you meant to type there and it's bothering me, could you please tell me?

    • @Mialentia
      @Mialentia 4 года назад +20

      @@awes5893 Guys probably

  • @thesuperthingymabob8209
    @thesuperthingymabob8209 5 лет назад +4470

    I think the death knight is less intimidating after you kill him 5 or 6 times in one playthrough

    • @tennispromf
      @tennispromf 5 лет назад +372

      *laughs in dark spikes*

    • @aintfalco7968
      @aintfalco7968 5 лет назад +104

      yeah I know lol. He's such an edgy little bitch.

    • @dustinjones7458
      @dustinjones7458 5 лет назад +59

      I do hope they significantly tune the DK up for Lunatic/Infernal. Imagine if he had the Rafail Gem (Crit immunity, Pavise, Negates anti-cavalry weapons) from the start, holds it through the game. Also they could make the scythe 1-2 range, ala Alondite. Then he'd be a true challenge.

    • @aintfalco7968
      @aintfalco7968 5 лет назад +30

      @@dustinjones7458 well now that I've passed chapter 4 in maddening difficulty (BL), I can confidently say that the death knight is even easier when he comes to you. Pull him with dedue, kill him with Dimitri's knight kneeler. The only risk is that he crits Dedue, but you can easily pulse and try again next turn.

    • @skull7641
      @skull7641 5 лет назад +7

      Fio Jones see here’s the problem that just bullies the shit out of Golden Deer and that’s not okay

  • @jakesemerdjian9499
    @jakesemerdjian9499 4 года назад +680

    I’m picturing Hubert in the Blue Lions route except every time he comes back he’s more injured than the last. You get to Enbarr and he’s just in a wheelchair with a full body cast. Dimitri looks on pitifully.

    • @Ninjaananas
      @Ninjaananas 3 года назад +47

      And he still keeps hauling spells at you.

    • @ianmckee4726
      @ianmckee4726 3 года назад +96

      @@Ninjaananas He tries, but since his hands are in casts he just sets himself on fire. When Byleth and Dimitri get to the opera house they just find a burned out husk in a chair. Also thats why you dont get the note about where SLITHER in azure moon, it burned along with Hubert.

    • @Ninjaananas
      @Ninjaananas 3 года назад +11

      @@ianmckee4726
      Worst timeline.

    • @ultrayoshi100
      @ultrayoshi100 3 года назад +15

      @@ianmckee4726 I'm pretty sure that the guy you kill in the chapter where you save Claude is supposed to be Thales and since Cornelia is also implied to be a part of the Slithers the only one left is Myson who you kill in the final chapter. Effectively removing most of the Slithers by accident

    • @ianmckee4726
      @ianmckee4726 3 года назад +7

      @@ultrayoshi100 Cordeila is said to have disapeared from the kingdom by the time u tske embarr in VW, and u do kill a female gremory with a name but gwneric portrait when u take Slithers base, so i think its fair to say thats her. Even with the leadership gone there would still be agents planted around Fodlin, let alone the base with zombie nemisis and his boy band on ice.

  • @Swordsmaster
    @Swordsmaster 5 лет назад +4413

    Hubert in a nutshell in every route he's an enemy in.

    • @Superluigi881
      @Superluigi881 5 лет назад +328

      He does this in his own route as well.

    • @Swordsmaster
      @Swordsmaster 5 лет назад +97

      @@Superluigi881 Oh you right. Lol

    • @Gigawolf1
      @Gigawolf1 5 лет назад +234

      Something like 5-6 times in Blue Lions, if you include the Paralogues, but excluding the two mock battles in Part 1

    • @drago_excalibur
      @drago_excalibur 5 лет назад +152

      @@Gigawolf1 Hubert's paralogue is just half an hour of embarrassment as Annette and Ashe just bullies him

    • @Ajia_No_Envy
      @Ajia_No_Envy 5 лет назад +5

      @@Superluigi881 CASUAL ALERT!

  • @poodoodrilldick7757
    @poodoodrilldick7757 5 лет назад +515

    "You ever heard of DLC?"
    *Berkut exploding out of the grave*
    _I COULD HAD JUST FAKED IT?_

  • @rvwhitkerfe3136
    @rvwhitkerfe3136 5 лет назад +1516

    Literally every enemy: I must retreat
    Hilda: Dies

    • @redrocketrider
      @redrocketrider 5 лет назад +399

      Too lazy to retreat

    • @YourCrazyDolphin
      @YourCrazyDolphin 5 лет назад +92

      She retreats at Gronder though.

    • @seanathanseastar
      @seanathanseastar 5 лет назад +103

      Which makes no sense considering she isn't an important character, that's the only time in BL you fight the Alliance, and literally every other Golden Deer student there can die by your hands.
      I guess Claude just couldn't let his waifu die.

    • @redrocketrider
      @redrocketrider 5 лет назад +132

      @@seanathanseastar She's an important factor on the deirdru mission. I guess she could've been replaced by an unnamed unit with identical stats, but still

    • @YourCrazyDolphin
      @YourCrazyDolphin 5 лет назад +122

      @@redrocketrider And she is replaced by one if you recruit Hilda- she's replaced by the game's only female Warmaster, actually.

  • @Team5A5K
    @Team5A5K 5 лет назад +736

    "You may have killed me but I didn't die!"

  • @wJermell0
    @wJermell0 5 лет назад +3026

    Hubert and the Death Knight are the WORST about this. Everyone else is more or less okay, few here few there, but those two...The Death Knight was entering "How many times do I have to teach you this lesson old man?!" territory.

    • @TheQuashingoftheTub
      @TheQuashingoftheTub 5 лет назад +148

      Yeah. The only time it doesn't bother me is with Hilda. She leaves, but mostly because she needs to be in the "Save your boyfriend Claude" chapter to help defend him, and if I am correct you can let her AND Judith die.

    • @wJermell0
      @wJermell0 5 лет назад +60

      @@TheQuashingoftheTub you can also recruit her in blue lions and she'll be replaced by a generic warrior

    • @starterking
      @starterking 5 лет назад +100

      @@wJermell0 excuse me it's not generic warrior it's a generic warmaster with the female warriors Sprite... three houses has a few problems

    • @dustinjones7458
      @dustinjones7458 5 лет назад +5

      Lunatic Difficulty Death Knight: Now has the Rafail Gem from the start (crit/horseslayer immunity and pavise) and the Scythe of Sariel has 1-2 range.

    • @starterking
      @starterking 5 лет назад +7

      @@dustinjones7458 people have checked he doesn't have the rafail gem
      www.reddit.com/r/fireemblem/comments/d2stwd/psa_death_knight_does_not_null_cavalry/

  • @chrome7548
    @chrome7548 5 лет назад +614

    Hubert secretly playing on Phoenix mode

  • @level-up3662
    @level-up3662 5 лет назад +544

    "Running away is a valid tactic"

    • @adamkampen
      @adamkampen 5 лет назад +38

      If Xenoblade Chronicles has taught me anything it's this

    • @LelouchOnTwi
      @LelouchOnTwi 5 лет назад +24

      @@adamkampen and the Jostar line

    • @ronnymahendra9035
      @ronnymahendra9035 4 года назад +5

      Joseph Joestar approves of this tactic

    • @iantaakalla8180
      @iantaakalla8180 2 года назад

      It was used by Erina and Jotaro and Jolyne towards Emporio so it really is a family technique

  • @ThatoneFelicia
    @ThatoneFelicia 5 лет назад +732

    Ephraim: I don't pick fights I can't win
    Hubert:I pick fights I can't win then I retreat and repeat for several chapters

    • @xxProjectJxx
      @xxProjectJxx 4 года назад +81

      Hubert: I don't pick fights I can't retreat from

    • @justspace5697
      @justspace5697 3 года назад +20

      "Lady Edelgard picks fights I can't win, then I run away when I get hurt."

  • @Superluigi881
    @Superluigi881 5 лет назад +2440

    Hubert is playing on casual mode.
    Edit: RUclips needs to go and fuck itself for deleting the rest of my comments. I'm putting this here because it's the only one that hasn't gone down yet.

  • @williambobson3369
    @williambobson3369 5 лет назад +249

    Hubert still does this if you accidentally get him killed in the Black Eagle route, too.

    • @pilzening2810
      @pilzening2810 5 лет назад +57

      Dude's way too self-indulgent to be a soldier smh

    • @GM3826
      @GM3826 5 лет назад +50

      He succumbs to his injuries at the end of the game, though.

    • @truebaki
      @truebaki 4 года назад +5

      On classic mode?

    • @GM3826
      @GM3826 4 года назад +8

      @@truebaki Yep.

    • @oniari7306
      @oniari7306 4 года назад +12

      "Accidentally"

  • @VictoryStar908026
    @VictoryStar908026 Год назад +129

    Here after Chapter 17 of Engage. This video is still relevant lol

    • @Rodri34451
      @Rodri34451 Год назад +25

      I've never heard so many "Damn I've been defeated" in a map.

    • @Sashitoge
      @Sashitoge Год назад +1

      Well at least one of them died I guess?

    • @JordyFidis
      @JordyFidis Год назад +2

      ​@@Sashitoge to be fair that one was also a zombie so not really alive to begin with

  • @luisan776
    @luisan776 5 лет назад +184

    I could fall here...
    OR I COULD USE THE WARP STAF

  • @asterie_e7126
    @asterie_e7126 5 лет назад +482

    The Death Knight in the Church route be like

    • @aprinnyonbreak1290
      @aprinnyonbreak1290 4 года назад +7

      Especially as people have gotten good at the game, and usually just one shot him.
      Poor guy's a joke.

    • @alexanderharrison7421
      @alexanderharrison7421 4 года назад +1

      @@aprinnyonbreak1290 I always thought he just got easier to kill the further into the game you got

    • @aprinnyonbreak1290
      @aprinnyonbreak1290 4 года назад +1

      @@alexanderharrison7421
      That too, especially since you get better and better sources of burst damage and survivability, but also just as people have mastered the systems.
      Used to be that dealing with him the first time was considered unreasonable even on medium.
      Now, he's just a nuisance even on maddening, and the Flayn chapter isn't an issue of dealing with him, it's a question of getting the March Ring as quickly as possible so you can one shot him.

  • @rand1687
    @rand1687 5 лет назад +517

    It's not over until Hubie keels over with a blood curdling scream

  • @enthiegavoir5955
    @enthiegavoir5955 5 лет назад +228

    Gilbert: "I have made terrible mistakes, I don't deserve to live"
    Also Gilbert: "I can't afford to die when anyone else might, I have to retreat to stay relevant to Dimitri's arc"

    • @iantaakalla8180
      @iantaakalla8180 2 года назад +12

      “I don’t deserve to live for my own sake anymore, I will just dedicate myself to Dimitri’s ascension then quietly not live”

  • @tinchosabala
    @tinchosabala 5 лет назад +783

    Dimitri: Alright! Time to bust out my moves against you Edelgard! You will pay! Take THIS! **Crits** **300-or-so-damage** **Makes a spinning attack in which he hits Edelgard like three times, then impales her, throws her up in the air, impales her again and smacks her with his bare hands**
    Edelgard: Oof, I am overwhelmed, but...I can’t fall here...I must...retreat...
    Dimitri: Uh...no...
    Edelgard: Uh...yes...
    Dimitri: You can very much fall here. In fact, you just did. Three times. You don’t even have a- wait a minute, where have all of your injuries gone?!?
    Edelgard: You see, Dimitri, there is a concept defined as “Plot Armor” that comes imbued with the crests,
    Dimitri: What the fu-
    Edelgard: So you cannot kill me. Also, because Hubert told so.
    Dimitri: WHAT DOES HUBERT HAVE TO DO WITH THIS?!?!?!
    Edelgard: I don’t know, he just...does...
    Dimitri: Oh fuck you. I’ll get you next time. Now go before I take your blood out of your body and torture you endlessly due to your inmortal no- WAIT A MINUTE
    Edelgard: I’m so glad you understand. Bye!

    • @markus5120
      @markus5120 4 года назад +23

      I was trying to screenshot this but I was laughing so hard I accidentally turned off my phone instead

    • @Ninjaananas
      @Ninjaananas 3 года назад +1

      At least she does not keep talking to her retainer after having been killed like Dimitri does.

    • @Superluigi881
      @Superluigi881 2 года назад +13

      Edelgard: Infact all my named allies in this chapter get plot armour... except Bernadetta... you can kill her.
      Bernadetta: What?! Why me?!
      Edelgard: There wasn't enough to go around and you're the least important one here so...
      Bernadetta: I knew you all just wanted me dead this whole time! Bernie's not paranoid!

  • @ZombieMonkey7
    @ZombieMonkey7 Год назад +141

    Diamant: It’s over, Princess Ivy. Surrender.
    Ivy: I will not, lmao *casually walks away*
    Diamant: No! Agh…

    • @magicfish8213
      @magicfish8213 Год назад

      Spoils
      At least when she joins you get all her retainers. Unlike her bitchy sister.

    • @ERRandDEL
      @ERRandDEL Год назад +15

      Four Hounds moment (seriously why do we keep letting these goons walk straight up to our party and talk shit before and after the fight)

    • @grandarkfang_1482
      @grandarkfang_1482 Год назад +4

      ​@Fortress because the story needs to happen, even though Alcryst would (and should) just put an arrow through their skulls once they're within 2 meters of Alear and/or Diamant.

    • @ZombieMonkey7
      @ZombieMonkey7 Год назад +6

      @@grandarkfang_1482 lol- you can have a story that is conveyed properly with out the contrivances of the pre game chats like this is a game of football before they call for kickoff. It's just that Engage doesn't really care about it's own story, and will take any and all shortcuts to get it done with.

  • @templarknight6728
    @templarknight6728 Год назад +59

    Literally the four hounds for fire emblem engage.

  • @willez99
    @willez99 Год назад +55

    The Four Hounds gave Hubert some competition

  • @FlibTheBard
    @FlibTheBard Год назад +28

    Engage had me thinking of this video almost every map.

    • @Sashitoge
      @Sashitoge Год назад +6

      If I have to kill the Hounds one more fucking time

  • @JoenNickforthewin
    @JoenNickforthewin 5 лет назад +5573

    The amount of times you kill someone but-not-really-because-they-retreat in 3H is kinda gross.

    • @Superluigi881
      @Superluigi881 5 лет назад +1000

      Hello Death Knight. You're not very good at this being the scary antagonist thing. All you do you flee and drop that seal I'm never going to use. Black Knight you are not.

    • @FloPe97
      @FloPe97 5 лет назад +330

      Tbh its not just 3H, its been absurdly annoying in Fates and somewhat Echoes aswell - Awakening feels like they started it there but didnt commit too much into the "haha not this time young man" and mostly kept people alive for the missions shortly before endgame only.
      It is absurdly annoying tho.

    • @Superluigi881
      @Superluigi881 5 лет назад +412

      FloPe97 The only time I think it was done right was Berkut as you got to see him lose it and become more and more unhinged after each defeat until he's finally lost it completely.

    • @JoenNickforthewin
      @JoenNickforthewin 5 лет назад +27

      FloPe97 I haven’t played echoes or fates in a hot minute but it doesn’t surprise me that this is a mentality a lot of newer FEs share. Maybe I didn’t notice it? Idk.

    • @BustThatNutChallenge
      @BustThatNutChallenge 5 лет назад +188

      Literally all of the black eagles at gronder field

  • @kevingreenley354
    @kevingreenley354 Год назад +63

    I thought it was bad in three houses. Then I played Engage which has you face the same bosses like 5 times each.

    • @XellosNi
      @XellosNi Год назад +30

      "Damn, I've been defeated AND KILLED. I feel the sudden need to become a very sympathetic character even though I've been an unrepentant asshole for the last few chapters I've existed."

    • @grandarkfang_1482
      @grandarkfang_1482 Год назад +1

      ​@@XellosNi Elusia moment

    • @XellosNi
      @XellosNi Год назад +4

      @@grandarkfang_1482 "Gradlon" Moment, actually.

    • @jedimasterpickle3
      @jedimasterpickle3 Год назад +1

      @@XellosNi Oh the bit with Zephia? Yeah I didn't buy that for a second. Griss got what he wanted but holy shit if this is how Zephia treats an adoptive family then I am so glad she never boned Sombron.

  • @Jay-zh8vs
    @Jay-zh8vs 5 лет назад +446

    What we hear: I must make my retreat!
    What Hubert is REALLY saying:
    *NIGERUNDAYO*

    • @Fabiocean2000
      @Fabiocean2000 5 лет назад +43

      Hubert von Joestar

    • @michaelcabangbang
      @michaelcabangbang 5 лет назад +28

      The Vestra Family secret Technique

    • @somerandomname75
      @somerandomname75 5 лет назад +23

      Incidentally, dub Josuke voices Ferdinand, and dub Part 2 Joseph voices Lorenz.

    • @michaelcabangbang
      @michaelcabangbang 5 лет назад +16

      @@somerandomname75 and Caspar

    • @linkguy30
      @linkguy30 5 лет назад +1

      You can't say the N word!

  • @Mario2980
    @Mario2980 5 лет назад +80

    Anytime I see Death Knight in the map...
    "How many times do we need to teach you this lesson, old man!"

  • @andrew3087
    @andrew3087 Год назад +24

    *fighting the Four Hounds in like a quarter of all the maps*

  • @shadedhydra6674
    @shadedhydra6674 5 лет назад +554

    Hubert doesn't pick fights he can't retreat from. I mean I was kinda ok with him retreating since he is Edelgard's right hand man but for a game that punches you in the gut if you kill any other student it doesn't really do that with Hubert, probably just cause he's not recruitable and so is basically Iago 2.0 in terms of gameplay albeit much better written.

    • @DaniDoyle
      @DaniDoyle 5 лет назад +9

      Ok but why's Petra get to retreat?

    • @Fabiocean2000
      @Fabiocean2000 5 лет назад +113

      @@DaniDoyle People don't die in Brigid.

    • @shadedhydra6674
      @shadedhydra6674 5 лет назад +29

      Trish Doyle Edelgard says in the map that the people of Brigid need her but then again she can die on Hubert's map, although is out of the way a bit and I'm not sure if she rushes you later on in the map since I killed her early. If she does do that then it's kinda stupid that she was even brought back besides being a challenge.

    • @DaniDoyle
      @DaniDoyle 5 лет назад +5

      @@shadedhydra6674 I know the dialogue with that doesn't justify it being inconsistent like there's no reason she should get to retreat

    • @shadedhydra6674
      @shadedhydra6674 5 лет назад +13

      Trish Doyle Yeah I'm in agreement, honestly I wouldn't have minded if you killed Hubert in Dimitri's paralogue he'd stay dead and be replaced by a slightly easier boss, things like that would be cool to have implemented. Although I know it's a story based game so it wouldn't have the same impact so really I don't know what else they could've done.

  • @duskblooms
    @duskblooms Год назад +24

    The second half of Fire Emblem Engage:

  • @blankblank6214
    @blankblank6214 5 лет назад +85

    The death knight would be a more appropriate analogy than Hubert in the thumbnail

  • @thatonecanadian3580
    @thatonecanadian3580 5 лет назад +241

    What are you talking about? Several wounds to the chest and limbs, plus that crit you pulled while they were at like 2 hp doesn’t kill, silly

  • @EremitaJ
    @EremitaJ 5 лет назад +41

    Nintendo will kill Luigi and Mario in order to reveal Simon and Ridley in Smash but in the series about medieval fantasy with swords, dragons and feudal warfare nobody is allowed to hit the bucket. Makes sense.

  • @plastikcaik2585
    @plastikcaik2585 5 лет назад +31

    Death Knight: my greatest wish is to be killed in battle
    Death Knight: well bye

    • @kl3321
      @kl3321 3 года назад +1

      this made me laugh more than it should have

    • @iantaakalla8180
      @iantaakalla8180 2 года назад +2

      When people say that they clearly want a skilled person or a dramatic death scene

  • @jlima5509
    @jlima5509 5 лет назад +46

    that Julius theme at the end got me good. Reminded me of a Certain character in FE4 who you literally fight three times, but gets teleported away by Julius, TWICE :)

    • @harb1ng3r82
      @harb1ng3r82 5 лет назад +5

      I especially love that in the first encounter, you recruit a character that can literally just turn around and one-shot her the same turn as he’s recruited, making her feel like a complete joke.

  • @cocojudgesyou5153
    @cocojudgesyou5153 5 лет назад +130

    This is so true. When someone actually died I was so surprised they didn’t retreat

    • @fae.elegie
      @fae.elegie 4 года назад +26

      "Why didn't you retreat? I was counting on you retreating."

    • @truebaki
      @truebaki 4 года назад +4

      @@fae.elegie Hilda😂

    • @appelofdoom8211
      @appelofdoom8211 4 года назад +4

      They retreated to the afterlife.

  • @abcdefg98765
    @abcdefg98765 Год назад +11

    We heard you like Death Knight and Hubert, so now there's 4 more of them in Engage.

  • @555redkid
    @555redkid 5 лет назад +117

    I can’t believe the enemy is playing on casual mode. Man, what a weeb!

    • @philipedwards8398
      @philipedwards8398 5 лет назад +12

      Since we're true Fire Emblem players, our enemies would obviously be the filthy casuals.

  • @Phoenixfire653
    @Phoenixfire653 5 лет назад +30

    "Did you die?"
    "Sadly, yes..."
    "BUT I LIVED!!"-Non generic boss enemy 2k19

  • @RoyalFusilier
    @RoyalFusilier 4 года назад +28

    Hubert: "It's time for my master strategy."
    Also Hubert: [misses]
    Also Hubert: [taken out by a random NPC Kingdom soldier]
    Also Hubert: "Damn, I've been defeated..."

    • @GeraltofRivia22
      @GeraltofRivia22 8 месяцев назад

      It was so funny seeing the generic female sword master replacement for Catherine wreck like half of Edelgard's army during chapter 12.

  • @emilanogarcia505
    @emilanogarcia505 5 лет назад +218

    I love Hubert

  • @lordofmaddness
    @lordofmaddness 4 года назад +23

    Death Knight: Damn I've-
    Lysithea: No.

  • @joeslickback
    @joeslickback 5 лет назад +23

    Hubert be like
    "RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY" (Monty Python)

  • @simplynexxxus776
    @simplynexxxus776 5 лет назад +57

    my favorite part is when he retreats

    • @markus5120
      @markus5120 4 года назад +1

      Then you must really enjoy three houses

  • @CubiStudios
    @CubiStudios Год назад +15

    The Four Hounds looking at the baby retreat numbers of 3Houses bad guys.
    Pathetic.

  • @zodiacgx7447
    @zodiacgx7447 Год назад +17

    You who has played Engage... you know.

  • @The1Chrisplayz
    @The1Chrisplayz 4 года назад +27

    People die when they are killed
    Death knight/Hubert: Well yes but actually no

  • @gamezerox
    @gamezerox 5 лет назад +46

    Kronya and Solon could have learned a thing or two from this video.

    • @yujikurokami8594
      @yujikurokami8594 5 лет назад +13

      She did try to run away from byleth tho

    • @leiwoomynati1372
      @leiwoomynati1372 5 лет назад +14

      @@yujikurokami8594 nah, she did it wrong. you don't get the Retreat bonus from the Plot Armor unless you say something like "i cannot fall here... i must retreat"

    • @whitefri2z
      @whitefri2z 5 лет назад +7

      @@leiwoomynati1372 Yeah, he should have said "My lord needs me" and then, instant plot immunity. Man, being a second-rate father killer must be hard :3

    • @malluk7064
      @malluk7064 4 года назад +8

      Solon learned it but clearly didn't master it. He retreats at remire village

    • @drneokorteks
      @drneokorteks 4 года назад

      @@malluk7064 True enough

  • @thatonepersonnoonecaresabo3163
    @thatonepersonnoonecaresabo3163 5 лет назад +172

    FE: Three Houses in a nutshell.

  • @yifenifen5709
    @yifenifen5709 5 лет назад +32

    This is how it felt when I did my run of killing the Death Knight on every encounter

  • @inkstorm1688
    @inkstorm1688 Год назад +7

    Today Engage came out, a boss in the early game retreated and I immediately thought of this lmao

  • @XellosNi
    @XellosNi Год назад +8

    Abyme, Engage Chapter 3 Boss: "Damn, I've been defeated, but I can't fall here. I must make my retreat."
    The Player on the Chapter 18 Boss: "Wait, your face and name look familiar. Who are you again?"

  • @pragmat1k
    @pragmat1k 5 лет назад +25

    That Hubert DLC face got me feeling some confusing things in my body.

  • @silverflight01
    @silverflight01 Год назад +5

    Four Hounds made Hubert look tame, lmao

  • @kylekraus6722
    @kylekraus6722 Год назад +6

    Hubert in Three Houses: This.
    Hubert in Three Hopes: Dies offscreen.

  • @crystalqueen9711
    @crystalqueen9711 Год назад +8

    I love how starting with Corrin, nobody in this series knows how to kill people anymore

    • @grandarkfang_1482
      @grandarkfang_1482 Год назад

      Because the writers don't know how to keep the story if the main Lord just keeps offing all the antagonists.

    • @CorrellLeo
      @CorrellLeo Год назад

      Committing to shit means less characters they can put in heroes as advertisement, and also demands less *haha sexy handsome pretty* characters they can use to sell the game

  • @Anonymos185
    @Anonymos185 5 лет назад +17

    All 3 house leaders and their second in command: I must retreat!
    All other housemates who die when they are encountered: Is it possible to learn this power?

  • @NewNub
    @NewNub 5 лет назад +70

    I mean, I have no problem with letting Death Knight retreat as much as he wants. Another Dark Seal baybee

  • @fakesmile172
    @fakesmile172 5 лет назад +89

    This made me remember a dream I had. In my dream, I saw a cutscene in Three Houses where Hubert strangled one of my units to death (I think it was Sylvain). I don't know how I made up a game cutscene in a dream, but I did. I think it was on the Blue Lions route, because I think Dimitri was there, and he and a few others reacted to his death.

    • @ddshocktrooper5604
      @ddshocktrooper5604 5 лет назад +25

      Did you then get the chance to kill the bastard in your dream, only for him to retreat?

    • @leiwoomynati1372
      @leiwoomynati1372 5 лет назад +28

      it's a dream, so hopefully you were able to actually finish Hubert off
      also Hubert might've been strangling Sylvain because he looks like Ferdinand von Aegir, legitimate heir of House Aegir, the Empire's foremost house

    • @kl3321
      @kl3321 3 года назад +4

      secret after credits scene where sylvain, after finally coming to terms with his trauma and bitterness towards society, is abruptly strangeled to death by a not actually dead hubert in front of his horrified wife and/or felix

  • @Mangs1337
    @Mangs1337 5 лет назад +1585

    I must click like

    • @bismix4
      @bismix4  5 лет назад +97

      Mangs thanks Mangs c:

    • @CoyoteXLI
      @CoyoteXLI 5 лет назад +48

      But I can't fall here...

    • @Im_1n_The_House
      @Im_1n_The_House 5 лет назад +17

      Death Knight - to not die no matter how many times someone absolutely purges your existence

    • @tetralize_two
      @tetralize_two 4 года назад

      I guess MBbbbangs is here.

  • @awesomesmileyguy
    @awesomesmileyguy 4 года назад +15

    Byleth: How many times are you gonna run? We've defeated you seventeen different times!
    Hubert: ... I feel like it's going to be at least eighteen.
    *Awkward silence*
    Byleth: The caucasity of this bitch...

  • @TheStrongVirus
    @TheStrongVirus 4 года назад +3

    Should have done that thing where Hubert leaves a note after defeating him s as ms it says,
    “Ah, I’ve been defeated. But I cannot expire here, I must retreat with haste.”

  • @blackdragoncyrus
    @blackdragoncyrus 4 года назад +7

    Retreating is the "get out of death" card in FE, all you have to do is utter the magic words to escape death.

  • @danny18894
    @danny18894 4 года назад +8

    I can't believe Bisquick actually managed to guess that a certain unit comes back in the Ashen Wolves DLC to fight you.

  • @whatsthatsupposedtomean3104
    @whatsthatsupposedtomean3104 4 года назад +39

    Byleth: *NOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST RETREAT EVEN THOUGH I OVERKILLED WITH A CRIT IN EVERY FIGHT*
    Hubert: *_haha I must make my retreat_*

  • @our_illumination949
    @our_illumination949 4 года назад +8

    The truth is characters only die when they’re ready to play dead and yell out loud with the most depressing monologue possible.
    Hubert doesn’t think that suits him so instead of tapping out for good, he runs away hesitantly.

  • @cosmicdunsparce
    @cosmicdunsparce 5 лет назад +12

    DLC pack 1: Hubert's Retreat

  • @yoshidoor5229
    @yoshidoor5229 2 года назад +3

    The fact that three hopes straight up as retreating enemies that never show up again, is just sad

  • @OctAugNov
    @OctAugNov Год назад +8

    This is Engage Villains in a nutshell.

    • @XellosNi
      @XellosNi Год назад

      All 8 of them. 9 if you count Sombron himself if you count his defeat 1,000 years ago/The Prologue a "I must retreat" moment.

  • @dylans.1741
    @dylans.1741 3 года назад +2

    They really did Hubert like a cartoon villain. They might as well have made his retreat quote "I'll get you next time, Gadget"

  • @hadrianj
    @hadrianj 5 лет назад +30

    1:14
    "...I must make a tactical retreat."
    "Hehehehe.... IS THIS SOME KIND OF TWISTED JOKE?!"

  • @Faceless_time_traveler
    @Faceless_time_traveler 2 года назад +2

    When a player unit dies : so ... This is ...where I die ...
    When the enemy dies : I shall return

  • @mrsaxobeat6891
    @mrsaxobeat6891 4 года назад +5

    Death Knight on Verdant Wind in a nutshell. Damn fool was cannon fodder for Lysithea every damn time

  • @baeruttgaming4779
    @baeruttgaming4779 Год назад +9

    The 4 Hounds in a Nutshell

    • @lanceareadbhar
      @lanceareadbhar Год назад +1

      Nothing will ever outlive the maximum number of times you can defeat Hubert in Three Houses only for him to retreat. My theory is that he retreats at the end of the game as well, but just says that he was dying to get you to stop hurting him.

    • @Pmu_Sh0wd0wn
      @Pmu_Sh0wd0wn Год назад +2

      Except despite being twice as many in numbers, they appeared less times than Hubert and DK combo

  • @LinkKing7
    @LinkKing7 5 лет назад +193

    Aaaah another bisquick video, I must retreat, I will defeat you next time and not laugh! You will not win! Next time it’ll be differen

  • @tacoman422
    @tacoman422 2 года назад +2

    "How do you keep getting away?!"
    "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Warp Powder?"

  • @greentoonlink
    @greentoonlink 4 года назад +10

    When the enemy army is playing on Casual

  • @JasPugliese
    @JasPugliese Год назад +4

    The times death knight galloped away in my playthrough
    Chapter 4
    Chapter 6
    Chapter 8
    Chapter 12
    Caspar and Mercedes Paralouge
    Dimitris Paralouge
    Chapter 20

  • @Hyziant
    @Hyziant Год назад +18

    how the hell is the engage cast so bad at stopping the hounds from retreating. you’re telling me they couldn’t stop at least 1 of them in that chapter with all of them?

  • @adidevvinaik
    @adidevvinaik 5 лет назад +13

    Lysithea vs the Death Knight in a nutshell.

  • @weskerhere
    @weskerhere 5 лет назад +13

    1st guy You're dead
    2nd guy no
    Apparently this is the best way to avoid death, just by saying the word no.

  • @geenobe9941
    @geenobe9941 5 лет назад +9

    Can't wait for the DLC where you force Hubert to retreat.

  • @whatsthatsupposedtomean3104
    @whatsthatsupposedtomean3104 4 года назад +5

    Can we talk about the absurd stat inflation especially on maddening mode characters who instantly stat deflate when you re-recruit them?

  • @Snipfragueur
    @Snipfragueur 3 года назад +2

    *"I must execute Edelgard" *
    *Does not execute Edelgard despite having countless opportunities to do so*

  • @JoshuVah
    @JoshuVah 5 лет назад +21

    I must make my
    "Tuck my tail between my legs Retreat"

  • @richcast66
    @richcast66 4 года назад +1

    Hubert and death knight had that argarthan technology. That’s why they were able to YEET themselves outta there

  • @HarmlessOSRS
    @HarmlessOSRS 5 лет назад +48

    I wonder, is this all scripted or are you an Improv genius?

    • @bismix4
      @bismix4  5 лет назад +26

      Sean Gaither I think about the general thing I’m gonna say and then just go along with it from there. There are a lot of outtakes 😂

    • @TheCOOKIECHEESEMAN
      @TheCOOKIECHEESEMAN 3 года назад +2

      @@bismix4 How come we never get to see these outtakes?!?!?

  • @Cure-Skywalker
    @Cure-Skywalker 4 года назад +1

    Death Knight
    🤝 Damn I've been defeated, but I can't fall here. I must make my retreat.🤝
    Hubert

  • @diabrog
    @diabrog 5 лет назад +6

    How about the bandit from the beginning? He gets beat, jumps up and gets beat again, then the students turn up and we just turn our back on him even tho hes still alive and shown to jump up after getting beat.

    • @bismix4
      @bismix4  5 лет назад +1

      diabrog freakin Kostas

  • @adamparsons5260
    @adamparsons5260 4 года назад +1

    "To live... to DIE... To know one without the other would be maddening..!"

  • @ViewtifulGene
    @ViewtifulGene 5 лет назад +9

    Finally killing Hubert at the end of the BL route was so damn satisfying.

  • @colfdralegend
    @colfdralegend 5 лет назад +4

    Your know that paralogue where you have to NOT kill Death Knight?
    Yeah, that was the best

  • @Espeon804
    @Espeon804 4 года назад +5

    This reminds me of playing games against my little brother.
    He just refuses to admit defeat.

  • @dennisity220
    @dennisity220 3 года назад +1

    Seiros: “You’ll die for that! Die! Die!...He’s gone now mother.”
    Nemesis: “Damn, I’ve been defeated but I can’t fall here. I must make my retreat.”

  • @ThePhrozenpheonix
    @ThePhrozenpheonix 5 лет назад +15

    ah yes, my units are subject to permadeath in the "training exercise" chapter, but the enemy gets to be the boss of 7 different chapters , seems legit

  • @kimballbelliston5925
    @kimballbelliston5925 3 года назад +1

    Allies in casual mode at the final battle: I've been defeated! But I can't fall here! I must make my retreat!
    Main character: dies
    GAME OVER