I Made a Machine No One Asked For

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  • Опубликовано: 21 сен 2023
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  • @urituchmanpigeon
    @urituchmanpigeon  8 месяцев назад +59

    Check out nordvpn.com/urituchman to get the two-year plan PLUS 4 extra months! It's risk-free with NordVPN's 30-day money back guarantee!
    Thanks for watching, I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did making it

    • @InheritanceMachining
      @InheritanceMachining 8 месяцев назад +12

      This might be one of my favorite Nord integrations to date 😂

    • @urituchmanpigeon
      @urituchmanpigeon  8 месяцев назад +14

      @@InheritanceMachining thank you! I just spoke from my heart, or the nose I should say.

    • @bigbossimmotal
      @bigbossimmotal 8 месяцев назад +4

      Only two people on Earth could make a video about building a nose picking machine that I would watch.
      And Scarlett Johansson didn't make one, so here I am.
      I have no doubt at all that it will be brilliant, so I am just going to say Thank You, and Great Work! then watch the video.

    • @Bob0bscureD
      @Bob0bscureD 8 месяцев назад

      That's one way to look at security...

    • @ddoherty5956
      @ddoherty5956 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@urituchmanpigeonI was watching a moulding channel the other day and they recommended pouring from one place after vacuuming the moulding medium. 👍

  • @Daxis834
    @Daxis834 8 месяцев назад +417

    Actually my favorite RUclips Channel, LSD Clickspring.

    • @smashyrashy
      @smashyrashy 8 месяцев назад +7

      How did you come to that description

    • @rosbifke915
      @rosbifke915 8 месяцев назад +30

      @@smashyrashy It’s the best way anyone will ever describe this gem of a channel.

    • @potayto-potahto881
      @potayto-potahto881 8 месяцев назад +15

      I just laughed so loudly. This is beautifully complimentary and accurate. This man, this project, and this comment is peak RUclips and i love it

    • @andrewilliams3406
      @andrewilliams3406 8 месяцев назад +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @taitano12
      @taitano12 8 месяцев назад +7

      🤔 Never thought of it that way. But, yeah, that's a PERFECT description. 😁 👍

  • @daniel_charms
    @daniel_charms 8 месяцев назад +447

    Ok, we've officially reached peak RUclips here. I can't see how anyone could ever top this. And the transition to the ad was a true masterpiece in itself.

    • @chrishayes5755
      @chrishayes5755 8 месяцев назад +2

      its goofy. guy has all the talent in the world and wastes it.

    • @robertlangley258
      @robertlangley258 8 месяцев назад +17

      @@chrishayes5755....Chris you are absolutely clueless and not aware of it.

    • @Pi3.1419
      @Pi3.1419 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@chrishayes5755wasting it would be not showing it to the world 🤔

    • @Pi3.1419
      @Pi3.1419 8 месяцев назад +1

      When I was just seventeen 🎵🎶🎵 😅

    • @SingleTrack66
      @SingleTrack66 8 месяцев назад

      It was a very good year.

  • @BrianSantero
    @BrianSantero 8 месяцев назад +278

    That sitting in a cafe picking your nose with someone else's finger was the absolute best transition I've ever seen. Thank you for this.

    • @Legit_SuperFall
      @Legit_SuperFall 8 месяцев назад +6

      genuinely the best vpn add ive seen

    • @nathanielzaharia9630
      @nathanielzaharia9630 8 месяцев назад +4

      I saw this comment before I got to that part of the video and... it did not disappoint

    • @Alkatross
      @Alkatross 8 месяцев назад +4

      Genuinely the finest VPN add I've ever seen.

    • @MuscarV2
      @MuscarV2 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@Alkatrossad*

  • @NomadMakes
    @NomadMakes 8 месяцев назад +176

    Mate, all I can say it that the world is a richer and more fun place with you in it. Thanks for continuing to amaze us.

    • @pistool1
      @pistool1 8 месяцев назад +2

      This was pure art and 5/5 craftmanship once again, thank you Uri and keep up the good work :-)

    • @jesseshort8
      @jesseshort8 3 месяца назад

      I really hope all is well with him and that he's not done with this RUclips thing. It seems like a lot of creators have either slowed down or completely abandoned their channels because Google is always messing with their money. It's sad.

  • @ukulelefatman
    @ukulelefatman 8 месяцев назад +30

    Produced in the Ol' factory.

    • @stewartcopland7676
      @stewartcopland7676 3 месяца назад

      This deserves more recognition

    • @halfrhovsquared
      @halfrhovsquared 3 месяца назад

      @@stewartcopland7676- You're right. His humour is not to be sniffed at !

  • @Problem-attic
    @Problem-attic 8 месяцев назад +58

    The 3d printed cage is pretty standard for printing delicate parts in MJF or SLS.
    Both of those processes use fine nylon powder which takes up the entire volume of the printer. You have to get rid of that unused powder after, though most is recycled!
    That lil cage serves a few clever purposes for smaller parts: to keep small parts from getting lost in the large 'cake' of powder, to give the operator something to hold onto when bead blasting the powder away, to keep fragile or awkward parts from warping or breaking, and in your case, extra protection when shipping!

    • @fredericapanon207
      @fredericapanon207 8 месяцев назад +4

      @Problem-attic, thank you for the explanation. I had not thought of a powder-based additive manufacturing. I thought that it would have been resin printed.

  • @ManOfTrades
    @ManOfTrades 8 месяцев назад +65

    Honestly I am really happy to see you have an add in your video. Its about time Uri gets paid!!! Also sick design as always lol

    • @urituchmanpigeon
      @urituchmanpigeon  8 месяцев назад +34

      Thank you! I can't see myself anywhere else but here on youtube, so indeed I try my best to make this work.

    • @robertlangley258
      @robertlangley258 8 месяцев назад +6

      @@urituchmanpigeon....Uri, you have no match. You are genius and we love and appreciate you very much. Please continue we wouldn't want RUclips without you. I wonder who will inherit all the beautiful work you've done over the years. I hope you have a son or daughter or grandchild that put these items in a museum and showcased in a public place. All of your creations are marvelous fun wacky and absolute art. Thank you again for your wonderful videos. 👍👍👍👍👍

  • @MarcelVerheijden
    @MarcelVerheijden 8 месяцев назад +96

    You sir are always that little surprise package full of fun and joy I didn't know I needed so much, thank you.

  • @msmith2961
    @msmith2961 8 месяцев назад +18

    They say the line between genius and madness is very fine. I'm not sure which side you're on, but its sure entertaining 😂

  • @fg146
    @fg146 8 месяцев назад +27

    Your transition from nose picking to Nord VPN was truly one of the most epic sales pitches of all time!

  • @soulsasunder
    @soulsasunder 8 месяцев назад +6

    The editing and music in this video are fantastic. It feels like the perfect extension of your personality coming through. Favourite one so far!

  • @LaserGadgets
    @LaserGadgets 8 месяцев назад +7

    Please make a back-scratcher next, I really need one!

  • @Gilyarth
    @Gilyarth 8 месяцев назад +5

    This is bloody genius, hilarious and brilliant Mr. Tuchman! -And the finger disco-dancing was glorious! Thanks for brightening my day!

  • @alanmuddypaws3865
    @alanmuddypaws3865 8 месяцев назад +35

    Uri can be relied upon to come up with ideas for machines that we didn't know we wanted (until now)
    Top work as usual. Sir - you are a genius!

  • @robertlong9029
    @robertlong9029 8 месяцев назад +14

    I wish that you would do more. You are an artist you take the simple funny things and go the extra mile and amaze me every time

  • @richball9576
    @richball9576 8 месяцев назад +13

    You're absolutely hilarious Uri! Always such a treat to watch your videos.

  • @mm9773
    @mm9773 8 месяцев назад +15

    Uri: “I Made a NOSE PICKING Machine”
    Everybody: “Of course you did”

  • @Lurchstein
    @Lurchstein 8 месяцев назад +9

    Absolutely RUclips gold!!!! One of the funniest things I've ever seen! Keep the amazing ideas coming.

  • @HrafnirKrumr
    @HrafnirKrumr 8 месяцев назад +5

    Yes!
    Sometimes I forget that my life is lacking something without your videos, but then one came out and my day is brighter once again.
    Thank you Uri!

  • @KneesBitten
    @KneesBitten 8 месяцев назад +9

    I appreciate you and all the other makers with such delightful whimsy that also gives you the chance to try new techniques, geometries, materials, and complexities. It's inspirational, now I just need something *motivational* so I can join the ranks of shenanigans-production.

    • @KneesBitten
      @KneesBitten 8 месяцев назад

      @Pinedal probably a bit of column a and a bit of column b, but doing anything at all is probably a good start- yeah

  • @phillipmartin273
    @phillipmartin273 8 месяцев назад +3

    You are an amazing and incredible artist, making things from pure imagination to physical form. Don't stop, absolutely love watching your mind at work and seeing a kindred spirit doing what he does best.

  • @jeffcowles8274
    @jeffcowles8274 8 месяцев назад +10

    Beautiful transition to the sponsor. I love that you were faithful to the metaphor.

  • @helenakhudyna2360
    @helenakhudyna2360 8 месяцев назад +1

    Watching your endeavors brings me so much joy! Thanks for sharing them with us!

  • @ORDEROFTHEKNIGHTSTEMPLAR13
    @ORDEROFTHEKNIGHTSTEMPLAR13 8 месяцев назад +16

    Only URI could come up with something this fantastical 😂👍

  • @TastelessChicken
    @TastelessChicken 8 месяцев назад +3

    This video is incredible, the pinnacle of youtube. I love your energy and humour. I burst out laughing the moment the machine moved, it felt like some sort of deeply instinctual funny, like laughing at a fart.

  • @ricmarsh7877
    @ricmarsh7877 8 месяцев назад +3

    Uri, you're a force to be reckoned with. I absolutely love your content!

  • @josuelservin
    @josuelservin 8 месяцев назад

    What a wonderful piece of art, the video and the contraption! even the transition to the ad was great

  • @charlesgrove6905
    @charlesgrove6905 8 месяцев назад

    Uri is always a gem of a find in my feed. Can't wait for the next project.

  • @unboxingmontblanc4956
    @unboxingmontblanc4956 8 месяцев назад +5

    always a pleasure to see his mind work things out, counterintuitive logic is very entertaining

  • @cookiesnake7216
    @cookiesnake7216 8 месяцев назад +6

    Uri truly is THE man to make an automata that you did not ask for did not need but feel truly blessed to have witnessed.

  • @DrTubeman
    @DrTubeman 8 месяцев назад

    This is my 'Well Iv'e Seen It All Now' video pick of the year, chur Uri, luv your work...

  • @TomasRosberg
    @TomasRosberg 8 месяцев назад +1

    Your mind is such a treasure, so creative and out of the box... Beautiful

  • @popeyejansenvanjorksveld
    @popeyejansenvanjorksveld 8 месяцев назад +3

    Finaly i have been waiting for new content 👌✌️👊👊👍👊

  • @foobar201
    @foobar201 8 месяцев назад +8

    I haven't laughed this hard in a good while, excellent work.

  • @rp8564
    @rp8564 8 месяцев назад +1

    This was absolutely brilliant and hilarious. Thanks for making me laugh, Uri!

  • @fkyew
    @fkyew Месяц назад

    You had me squeeze my nose at the same time you tested the nose picking machine. I love your insanely infectious sense of humor! I always look forward to the next video. Thanks again! Godspeed on your journey through life....

  • @TheEvertw
    @TheEvertw 8 месяцев назад +5

    Throughout the video I was thinking "You are NOT going to put that inside your nose". Then you did. You are a courageous man!

  • @khester7397
    @khester7397 8 месяцев назад +3

    The classical beauty of nose-picking carytatids is such a delicious touch!

  • @hendrikrozijnenblad8666
    @hendrikrozijnenblad8666 8 месяцев назад

    Uri's special combination of creative artistry and benevolent lunacy has given me joy for years now. But to have a combination of "airway maintainance" and blender design mixed into this latest exploit: Good sir, you have outdone yourself yet once again!
    Bravo!
    A belated happy newyear, and may we be collectively blessed with your inventions for many more to come, kind sir!

  • @markadams2667
    @markadams2667 3 месяца назад

    Funny, Creative, Masterful, and Humble! I wish you more success to come!

  • @MeleeTiger
    @MeleeTiger 8 месяцев назад +3

    I'm on week three of recovering from a cold, mostly back to 100%.
    The first two weeks were spent with a hardened bit of something stuck
    to the inside of my left nostril that just would not come lose.
    It was so hard it hurt to scrunch my nose let alone blow it, and I feel that this experience
    has put me in just the right mindset for this video to be weird and entertaining but not too weird to watch.

  • @theinvasivespecies1119
    @theinvasivespecies1119 8 месяцев назад +3

    Love your videos

  • @johnr1878
    @johnr1878 8 месяцев назад

    Uri, you are nothing short of a genius. Really great execution of the idea and proof of concept. Well done!!!

  • @breno_lobo
    @breno_lobo 8 месяцев назад

    I absolutelly love watching you make these crazy inventions of yours. Thank you for sharing with us!

  • @MaltandMake
    @MaltandMake 8 месяцев назад +3

    I really hope someone makes an old fashion patent drawing for this, I'd be a very cool poster! Great job on this.

  • @norbertdecker4636
    @norbertdecker4636 8 месяцев назад +4

    You always crack me up with your ideas! This device might not work in noses but surely in other body parts 🤣. Apart from that is your workmanship just wonderful! Creating machines no body needs in such a perfect manner is a pleasure to watch! Keep going!!!

  • @benjaminkorhum5068
    @benjaminkorhum5068 8 месяцев назад

    I missed your videos so much. Good to see you again!!!

  • @211teitake
    @211teitake 8 месяцев назад

    One of the best videos! I love your talk, humor, and art.

  • @merlinmagnus873
    @merlinmagnus873 8 месяцев назад +3

    This is a product that needs to be on Sharktank. Very cool. It might benefit from a couple of stops on the side to side motion so the finger stays pointed in the same direction since the amount of friction imparted by the 2 cams isn't always equal.

    • @fredericapanon207
      @fredericapanon207 8 месяцев назад

      @merlinmagnus873, and perhaps a silicone finger tip so the experience can be a bit more comfortable than with tin.

  • @Geeksmithing
    @Geeksmithing 8 месяцев назад +4

    FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Automata I can relate to!

  • @tmaltez
    @tmaltez 8 месяцев назад +1

    That was great! A fancy goddess with finger up her nose while holding a nose-picking mechanical finger. I loved every minute of this nose-content!

  • @matthewmccalister5594
    @matthewmccalister5594 8 месяцев назад +3

    "Whatever that means... so let's fuck it up" made me spit out my drink hahahaha
    LOVE IT

  • @Fenris_1966
    @Fenris_1966 8 месяцев назад +2

    In the top five of the most elegant nose picking machines shown on youtube

  • @lumotroph
    @lumotroph 8 месяцев назад +1

    Holy shit Uri you knocked it out of the park with this one!! Amazing music, great timing as always, and a beautiful project. Bravo!
    PS: that scene from Pi with the drill was 🤌 perfect

  • @Vuhlositee
    @Vuhlositee 8 месяцев назад

    Total trip... one of the best yet. Thanks

  • @SAHBfan
    @SAHBfan 4 месяца назад +4

    I am suffering from Uri Tuchman deprivation. It has been months since this video was posted! I really hope he is working on something….

    • @andrewbailey7999
      @andrewbailey7999 25 дней назад

      Looks like your prayers were answered! And I discovered a cool channel! Where was this one hiding??

  • @AndyFromBeaverton
    @AndyFromBeaverton 8 месяцев назад +3

    I was searching Google on how to get out something stuck in my nose and it brought me here. Where can I buy this?

  • @airlui
    @airlui 8 месяцев назад

    God you had me laughing here, so much sillyness, with so much craftsmanship. Just live your sense of humour and your work.

  • @RickshawMunky
    @RickshawMunky 8 месяцев назад

    In a crazy world I hope you never stop making videos Uri many many thanks.

  • @stilts121
    @stilts121 8 месяцев назад +6

    I sat down for lunch and said, "I need something silly yet serious. Mindless but still engaging to my brain."
    Then I saw this was just uploaded. Perfect.

    • @urituchmanpigeon
      @urituchmanpigeon  8 месяцев назад +5

      I agree with mindless and silly 😁

    • @fredericapanon207
      @fredericapanon207 8 месяцев назад

      @@urituchmanpigeon but so clever with your designs and linkages. It's a delight to see your production process.

  • @Vandal_Savage
    @Vandal_Savage 8 месяцев назад +10

    Are you sure that's not for keeping your girlfriend happy whilst you're tinkering in the shed?

  • @ryankirk2007
    @ryankirk2007 8 месяцев назад +2

    Goes to show not every project needs to be 100% accurate 👍🏼 good job you weirdly fascinating man 👍🏼

  • @us2ra
    @us2ra 8 месяцев назад

    congrats on 300k subs and beautifüüül new studio *chefs kiss*

  • @camarol88
    @camarol88 3 месяца назад +3

    Are you sure that this is a noise cleaning machine or a G spot stimulating machine?

  • @ryanwignall1724
    @ryanwignall1724 8 месяцев назад

    Love your creations . Can’t wait for the next one

  • @TheDistur
    @TheDistur 8 месяцев назад

    Love mechanical stuff like this. Great video Uri!

  • @ludboya
    @ludboya 8 месяцев назад

    Best video I've seen all year. Bravo!

  • @squirrelsworkshop
    @squirrelsworkshop 8 месяцев назад +1

    Oh how I love to see a new video from Uri!

  • @Duskbear
    @Duskbear 8 месяцев назад

    Woah this is one of your best ones yet, love it

  • @Deep-Rest
    @Deep-Rest 8 месяцев назад

    you're creations and videos are endlessly entertaining. Thank you!

  • @tristanbaranov
    @tristanbaranov 8 месяцев назад

    That was a lot of fun. Plus that crank handle alone was worth making, just love it!

  • @earballgrooves4928
    @earballgrooves4928 8 месяцев назад

    Dude u r hysterical!! I luv the nose picking machine & i also loved ur hand typing automaton!! Very cool!! 😂

  • @danbreyfogle8486
    @danbreyfogle8486 8 месяцев назад +1

    I loved the video. My wife thought I had gone crazy as I stared at my laptop computer and laughed out loud for nearly 25 minutes. You are the best.

  • @nzlemming
    @nzlemming 3 месяца назад

    You had me at the title screen.
    Excellent ad placement and segue.

  • @pogostix6097
    @pogostix6097 8 месяцев назад

    The best machines solve problems you didn't know you had. Your videos are always a delight, I never really know what to expect your muse to come up with.

  • @splinky99
    @splinky99 8 месяцев назад

    I’m so glad you have that beautiful Myford! You really deserve it!

  • @MuscarV2
    @MuscarV2 8 месяцев назад

    I love that the auto-generated subtitles say (music) to anything other than talking, like you sawing.

  • @tiboy2676
    @tiboy2676 8 месяцев назад

    My favorite build you ve made so far ❤️❤️❤️

  • @SteveHoltArts
    @SteveHoltArts 6 месяцев назад

    This is why i watch RUclips. Thank you Uri. Thank you. This video is what i needed. Beautiful machine, very beautiful work! I have a goal to someday do a collaboration with you.

  • @simon_jakobsson
    @simon_jakobsson 8 месяцев назад +1

    Great work Uri, this was NOSE MOLD FEAT!

  • @reasonman
    @reasonman 8 месяцев назад

    The thing I really like about Uri is that he leaves in mistakes or rambling and is so damn relatable. Other makers, wood workers, etc have such polished videos and while they're undeniably good at what they do, it makes me feel like they're 100% competent which I know isn't the truth but still end up measuring myself against when I'm in the shop and I make a mistake. Out of the gate Uri calls out a mistake in the cams and rambles about what he's doing drilling holes. Thanks Uri for being so down to Earth in your videos and not cutting out things that others might easily exclude or just make a one off comment about.

  • @ABID5
    @ABID5 8 месяцев назад

    Congratulations on 300k🎉🎉🎉

  • @matz4k
    @matz4k 8 месяцев назад

    The craftsmanship and knowledge to absolutely overbuild this project is insane. I love it

  • @Donorcyclist
    @Donorcyclist 8 месяцев назад

    One of your funniest videos! Great job, Uri!

  • @VeXeDZERO
    @VeXeDZERO 8 месяцев назад

    Great to see you Uri!

  • @emailusgenericus4890
    @emailusgenericus4890 8 месяцев назад

    Your unabashed delight was a joy to behold. Thank you for this alternate universe of machinery

  • @linecraftman3907
    @linecraftman3907 8 месяцев назад +1

    The most ingenious, ridiculous, unexpected, precise and beautiful device ever. I can't even comprehend this in it's entirety
    Another masterpiece by Uri, I'm speechless. So many channel firsts as well

  • @thorstenhulser5008
    @thorstenhulser5008 8 месяцев назад

    Absolutely awesome as always!
    I'd love to see a collaboration between you and Bobby Duke.

  • @beautifulsmall
    @beautifulsmall 8 месяцев назад

    Love the style of the projects, very artistic and rather niche.

  • @John-we7qr
    @John-we7qr 8 месяцев назад

    Stunning as always!!

  • @TSIRKLAND
    @TSIRKLAND 7 месяцев назад

    The 80s dance music for the dancing finger was perfect! It was really dancing to that beat!

  • @drdarwinator
    @drdarwinator 3 месяца назад

    So chaotic yet so perfect, Uri’s creations are just plain fun!

  • @ughmas
    @ughmas 8 месяцев назад

    You are a treasure to the world, never stop creating!

  • @teesycrust1111
    @teesycrust1111 8 месяцев назад

    I love the „finger-dance“!!!😂 best toy for the office, just the speaker for the music is missing…

  • @xorumin
    @xorumin 8 месяцев назад

    Amazing work on the editing too!

  • @janecapon2337
    @janecapon2337 8 месяцев назад

    Absolutely love your enthusiasm, humour, and above all, genius.

  • @fngrusty42
    @fngrusty42 8 месяцев назад

    Till your next video. God speed and good luck. Keep up the wonderful work.

  • @rodmills4071
    @rodmills4071 8 месяцев назад

    Mate, The ad transition was priceless.....not to mention the 1980's montage at the end...😂🤣😎🇦🇺👌

  • @lowecypher8761
    @lowecypher8761 8 месяцев назад

    That's one fine piece right there.
    If someone told me that I would one day watch a full episode long video of someone make a nose-picking contraption that can used manually or on automated, I would've chuckled while thinking they must be crazy.
    Once again, RUclips Auto-Play brings me to channels I would totally have no idea about nor look for and watch it out of curiosity.