you laugh, you lose - METAL edition (ft. tony)
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- Опубликовано: 20 дек 2017
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TEEHEE
Jared Dines respond me pleeaaaaaase c:
Jared, don't respond to that guy. But for real, the mastodon joke was fucking great.
have the roast competition ended....
Jared Dines god u are sad. You steal a stolen video idea from PewDiePie.
Jared Dines
Check 16:00 and up. I think i posted this on your FB. It's got some coo edge triplet work. I got a few Iron Maiden style riffs
Know what I use to sweeten my coffee?
Meshuggah
Underratedd
HA
Tony was really getting some mileage out of those necrophilia jokes...
720 likes and *now* 1 comment
832 and two comments
841 and three comments
I had a friend who ran a pet store in his pub.
They called him
Master of pub pets.
Greg Jonson You should have used other synonyms for pet and pub in the first sentence. That way you don't give away the answer.
Can you give an example for non native English speakers?
@@ChaosToRule critters and bar
@@norgepalm7315 You must be murican then. A pub is the place you go to and when you are in the pub you go up to the bar to buy drinks.
@@ChaosToRule You could use 'inn' instead. That's more European, though 'in his inn' sounds a bit silly.
"Thigh art is murder" is actually pretty clever haha
can someone please explain? I didn't get this one
@@uwu9272 Thy Art Is Murder is an Aussie Deathcore Band
@@Emil_Stoltz ah i haven't listened to em, I'll check em out
@@uwu9272 They're amazing. I highly recommend their songs Holy War and Make America Hate Again
@@Emil_Stoltz thank you for the recommendation
How is this desk like Suicide Silences Career?
It goes up when Jared pushes it
alias_me now thats funny
It's true
Who wrote the jingle for Planned Parenthood's new commercial?
Infant Annihilator.
jesus lmao
Fucking hell 😂 thats dark
Brutal 😂☠️
I was hoping you'd say "Aborted."
Drew P. Weiner Ah fuck, that would've been better.
Iron...made-in...China...😁😂😁😂😁😁😂😁😂😁😂😁
Definitely the best one
Maiden is just an anagram for Made-In
The pearl jam one caught me off guard
I didn't get it
@@PlasmidJunkie bust a nut=ejaculation
And the Upon a Burning Body
Djared Djines
God these jokes are terrible
I LIKE IT
Love this shit
The Job For A Cowboy one got me
Upon A Burning Body fuckn got me XDDD
dude I laughed with this comment more than the video hahaha
Mr. Metalhorse same here
"Why's this desk like suicide silence's career?"
It's not metal
Slime Lord Senju OH SHIT
Good one
Slime Lord Senju shots fired
Cleverrr
It's flat...
Thigh art is murder
thank you
"Yeah these are not from the internet"
Subtitles: "Yeah these aren't funny at all"
... I see what you did there lol
Mihail Georgescu I was looking for someone else who saw this!
Yeah, and that's probably the best joke in the whole video
Mihail Georgescu true that
lmao
Charlie Whelan only everyone who watched it
What's up with Tony and necrophilia jokes, do we need to be concerned 😂
The After the Burial joke killed me
The upon a burning body killed was the one to get me
What do new parents get when they forget to change their baby's diaper? A Cradle of Filth....
🎉🎉🎉😊
6:31 how did Jared get two points? Cheeeaaater!
He laughed at 10 points but it didn't add on to the score
Meh, he lost anyway :)
Because tony laughed before he told the joke completely
skrattar du, Ffff...oh wrong channel
Lol
NICO NICO NIIIIII
haha!
I love how they both laughed at the first joke.
Iron made-in China killed me
"What do you call someone who eats ass?" "Gross" LOL
I got more bang then Kurt Cobain's brain! Uhhh
Noose Dog *than
I was gonna make a gay joke, butt fuck it.
Skrattar du?... *FÖRLORAR DU*
Mathias Sjodin maneeeeeee
Manneeeeeeeen
Did you laugh? Or did you lose?
Høres liksom ikke like bra ut på svensk
Sisterfister
Thigh art is murder. the best fucking joke in the video
Thigh art is murder. Beautiful
0:33 "yeah these are not funny at all" hahahah
But Tony actually says "Yeah, these are not from the internet"
Pearl Jam
"What's a metalheads favorite vegetable?.......Korn"
That joke is so good and yet so....korny
It would've been the worst if instead of Korn, he had said Jason Becker.
#imgoingtohell
Leave
What do you call a priest scuba diving?
Holy Diver
What is faster than a laser bullet?
Painkiller
Keep it up with the do not laugh challenges they are really funny
I was thinking limp biscuit when they said the shitty rapper and metal band joke.
DEMON HUNTER!!!
Yves Heinrich I AM SOMEONE TO HATE!!!!
Yeah, same
+Mathew Gonzalez Argh!!! The Gauntlet!
No shit. Thought the same
"what do you call somebody who eats ass?"
I laughed before the punchline XD
IRON MADE-IN CHINA
THIS IS THE DANKIEST IRON MAIDEN JOKE I'VE EVER HEARD
Guess we'll call you *DjentDiePie*
_What do Jews and metalheads have in common?_
_They both prefer the old _*_Testament_*
Old news.
Should be Jews not Catholics
this was a joke form the last one, and it is also wrong.... Jews prefer the old testament...
how did this trash comment get 107 likes in an hour
That's pretty accurate, Catholics are for the old Testament too, they were doing crusades and other violent stuff, which Jesus is not approving
when he talked about a metal band and a rapper I legit thought he was gonna say "now we have Body Count"
I immediately knew what the answer to the Bruce Dickinson joke was going to be 😂
djokes
Merry Christmas people
Merry Christmas.
What do Super models do when they get tired but still have to continue the photo shoot?
Rest,Repose
What does the guitarist for Daddy Rock do when he’s hungry?
Jared Dines
Fantastic! People looking at me like crazy now cause im on the train laughing. The smell of beer is not helping me look better either but thank you guys! Regards from Sweden
6:32, Jared you cheater !
\m/ why aren't there more comments about this?
Thigh art is murder!!
2:18 starts the greatest joke of slayer
I´m from Spain and I usually get mostly of your speech, but the subtittles are such a great detail for these types of videos.
Gran vídeo, mejores subtítulos. Do more of this stuff, dude
“What do you call Jeffrey Dahmer after he buys a metal zone?”
“Cannibal Corpse”
The mastodon one got me
The "Upon A Burning Body" joke has got to be the absolute darkest one I've heard out of all these.
What is the biggest similarity between my death metal playlist and alone time with my girlfriend?
I keep hearing the sound of suffocation
Did you laugh or did you lose? Skrattar duuuu?
Forlorar duuuu
zeJaRe MANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Thigh Art Is Murder, I'm dead
Dude love your content!!!! You got me into drumming and got me more into guitar. Not to mention you're hilarious. Love your channel!! Merry early Christmas!!!!
what do you call the Westboro baptist church?
Whitechapel
I'm not sorry...
BOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!
Metal Pewdiepie!!!
you should make more of these videos. you two are really funny together.
“Iron Made-In China.”
Lmao 😂
We need more of these I'm crying right now!
You mentioned two sacramento venues in this video “ace of spades” and “holy diver”
"gross"
I agree
Tony's jokes got me.... I haven't laughed that hard in a long, long time
The part where Jared praises the desk is the best part of the video
Jared, you better hope Austin doesn't see this. He'll get pissy about you cheating on him. I can hear him now, "HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT ME LIKE THIS, TRADING METAL JOKES WITH TONY. PREPOSTEROUS!"
This video would've made more sense on the Dickeydines show :(
That last one was absolute gold!
This series is one of my favorites. Please keep them coming I'm dying over here 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What are the only knots metalheads know how to tie
Slipknots
Deathcore Dino Dines
5:22 They just laughed together. 😂😂😂😂😂 Jared's laughter make my day!
I laughed way too hard at “Iron Made-In-China”
Corn is a grain though.
yes
TheBlackKnight1o1 no
It's dairy
Not High, I swear yes
TheBlackKnight1o1 *No*
why jared points went up from 10 to 12?
I think Jared edited the video
After The Burial joke is the best
I've never heard a Dream Theater joke before.
Can't Jared just sit in front of his laptop and make fun of the Judas Priest drummer's nose again? :D
*Desideria Prehn* You mean the video that everybody hated and claimed that it wasn't "what we subscribed for"?
It's impossible to please you people.
SaintSentry People should stop bitching around
@@Sally.C The drummer, Scott, literally left a comment on Jared's Instagram thanking him for making fun of his nose. So people really need to chill now that they know the drummer approves.
Iron maid in China
There were some pretty good ones in here. I'm impressed.
I felt physical pain from not laughing at "Pearl Jam"
holy fuck this video was so good
Nice shit man keep it up
Green Scott G oh yea
Lost it at "thigh art is murder"
hell yes more of this
Definitely the best one on the entire internet
Iron Made-In China won the Internet! :)
3:26 BUT CAN YOU DO THIS?!
THIGH ART IS MURDER HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA😹😹😹😹😹
We needs more of this
God these jokes are fucking gold i needed that laugh 😂
Does the desk suppot *T A B L E* memes?
Carlos Park why'd you leave the keys upon the table!?
Can it support James Hetfield?
*T A B L E* memes are the best
I AM THE TABLE!
What do you call a clown from ancient Rome?
Circus Maximus
Love these videos
You guys finally mentioned the best band in the world(for me)MAIDEN?
Maiden forever.
5:54
That was the most effective sponsorship yet, now I want a desk that goes vroooooo
This is solid content. Especially the ending jokes.
Jared's laugh is the purest thing in the world
4:07 close your eyes 🙄😁
omg 🙄
🤦🏻♂️
I laughed at almost every single one of these
He's advertising the table like its the first of its kind ever created.
i cant believe there was no reaction to motley jew. my roommate poked his head out of the door to see what all the noise was about
You heard of all the terrorism??
I hope they get punished for starting the holy wars.
I hope for real.
*"Everyune culls em Masta don"*