Max Calling Me Bad Names Again

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  • Опубликовано: 13 апр 2016
  • At 3:49 Max calls me an "A**hole"
    For the 3 million people who keep asking, it's actually a pop up in the screen that tells you when.
    Goofy evening with Max.

Комментарии • 14 тыс.

  • @anakarinabanana
    @anakarinabanana 7 лет назад +5560

    "Have some tea."
    *tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap*

    • @SlidewaysMotion
      @SlidewaysMotion 7 лет назад +101

      Anakarina tea asmr

    • @grants3329
      @grants3329 7 лет назад +41

      that reminded me saladfinger tho lol

    • @sanesanchezs
      @sanesanchezs 7 лет назад +37

      gotta appreciate that talon usage

    • @yuridanylko
      @yuridanylko 7 лет назад +4

      Anakarina Yeah I think he was expecting a nut or something...

    • @tokeiio
      @tokeiio 7 лет назад +18

      I died too

  • @HomicidalTh0r
    @HomicidalTh0r 4 года назад +7068

    *Burgler breaks in at night*
    MAX: HIIIIIIIIIII!
    "Nope"

  • @diobrando1610
    @diobrando1610 2 года назад +974

    “Get your toes out of the tea” is a sentence I never thought I’d hear

    • @lunak1391
      @lunak1391 Год назад +22

      Never thought you'd hear.
      but needed to hear [i did anyway XD]

    • @janicelangley4325
      @janicelangley4325 Год назад +17

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Faith_First
      @Faith_First Год назад +13

      I came to the comments looking for a post about Max dipping his toes in the tea!! Lols 😂

    • @stormthrush37
      @stormthrush37 Год назад +6

      Clearly you've never heard of Pippi Longstocking.

    • @Thedudewhostartsarguments
      @Thedudewhostartsarguments Год назад +4

      Youre not where I'm from then

  • @SSJTrunks45
    @SSJTrunks45 Год назад +1268

    0:05 I like how he strokes the side of his face with his toe, like an evil genius stroking his beard in deep thought

  • @angelinaarcos7707
    @angelinaarcos7707 4 года назад +6628

    What he says: “Have some tea”
    The bird: *does asmr*

    • @brendanmartin4489
      @brendanmartin4489 4 года назад +20

      What's asmr?

    • @dancingghostgirl2291
      @dancingghostgirl2291 4 года назад +49

      @@brendanmartin4489 It (supposed) to give u a relaxed and tingling feeling. Listen 2 pages flippin. It oughta work😊

    • @brendanmartin4489
      @brendanmartin4489 4 года назад +43

      @@dancingghostgirl2291 huh. Did not know that. Thank you for not being a troll! I appreciate it!

    • @dancingghostgirl2291
      @dancingghostgirl2291 4 года назад +16

      @@brendanmartin4489 Sure😁

    • @what-gt1hi
      @what-gt1hi 4 года назад +5

      @The Originalists true

  • @user-gp4sx3jo4i
    @user-gp4sx3jo4i 5 лет назад +17178

    Max is my last brain cell during exams week

    • @winter4774
      @winter4774 4 года назад +72

      I'm proud to be the 1k like.

    • @Aritul
      @Aritul 4 года назад +16

      😂

    • @ernestinemaloy6752
      @ernestinemaloy6752 4 года назад +19

      @@winter4774 winter is coming....

    • @swampflower626
      @swampflower626 4 года назад +11

      😂😂😂😂

    • @parapax6255
      @parapax6255 4 года назад +69

      teacher at end of exam: Goodbye max see you next time.
      My brain: HAIIIIII!

  • @debbiebarry8618
    @debbiebarry8618 2 года назад +386

    Some friends of mine had a parrot. The mom was from Boston so the bird had a Boston accent. He'd always say, "Hey George you wanna beer?" in his Boston accent. Soo cute.

    • @somalistories5037
      @somalistories5037 Год назад +12

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @msthang5366
      @msthang5366 10 месяцев назад +16

      I would pay money to hear that..😂😂😂

    • @RedNightDragon1
      @RedNightDragon1 6 месяцев назад +9

      Hey Gah-adge, ya' wanna bee-ah?

    • @Angel-vb5ot
      @Angel-vb5ot 12 дней назад

      My friends had a cockatoo with a Southern accent and it said the funniest country phrases. It was hysterical... it talked like an old man from out in the sticks.

  • @Dallas-Nyberg
    @Dallas-Nyberg 2 года назад +327

    I live in Australia. A huge (wild) flock of these birds, roost in a big tree behind my house at night. At dawn, they take great delight in flying in circles over my neighborhood, all screeching at full volume. I love hearing and watching them.

    • @kathleen9456
      @kathleen9456 Год назад +23

      When we lived in Sydney we wanted to put a solar heater for the pool on the roof and the installers said to stop feeding the cockatoos because they will poke holes in the tubes if the treats stop. So I stopped feeding them about a month before install and they were not happy. They started coming to my kitchen window and pecking holes while looking directly at me as if to say “here is your punishment” then they perched in the tree outside the same window and systematically broke off branches while looking at me doing dishes. I felt so bad and nearly started feeding them again. Yes, I am American so I was doing what all Australians know is a bad idea 😅 these guys can be very destructive. Pool guy said someone had their wood patio set destroyed while they were on holiday because the food was cut off

    • @Robochop-vz3qm
      @Robochop-vz3qm Год назад +10

      Similar, we have the black ones fly over, you know rains comin

    • @annbow4064
      @annbow4064 Год назад +4

      You are so lucky all we get is pigeons, crows, and seagulls, would love these types of birds in my garden in Scotland.

    • @IAm-No1
      @IAm-No1 Год назад +4

      Yes I love going outside at dusk and watching all the galahs and cockatoos flying over the grass fields behind my house

    • @robinhuff5899
      @robinhuff5899 Год назад +6

      @@annbow4064 IDK about pigeons & seagulls, but crows are extremely intelligent & can have great interactions with humans. While few bird species speak “Human” as well as, say, African Greys, many can approximate human speech well enough to be understood and made amazing companions. Quakers, Indian Ringnecks, and mynas come quickly to mind. I’ve even heard of sparrows being bonded well enough to humans that they talk. That said, it would be thrilling to have birds like macaws, Amazons, or Cockatoos living in wild flocks where you live, even accepting food and interaction with you. When I visited Guatemala/Mexico, it was slightly disconcerting to have a flock of wild macaws passing overhead saying “Hello”, “Hola”, and more greetings in various languages! It made my day!

  • @shahedali02
    @shahedali02 3 года назад +6463

    Imagine being home alone, it's all dark then you hear a high pitched "Hi!"

    • @thefisherman6627
      @thefisherman6627 3 года назад +129

      ohhhhh my god

    • @dabunnyrabbit2620
      @dabunnyrabbit2620 3 года назад +103

      that when you go
      "blaahhhh!"
      and trip over the coffee table.

    • @jackpawlus5784
      @jackpawlus5784 3 года назад +18

      Moriarty's here 0-0

    • @tanvi1522
      @tanvi1522 3 года назад +37

      And u go ahhhhhhh!! What the $#&@# then realize it was sweet harmless parrot.😂

    • @Captain_Ruly
      @Captain_Ruly 3 года назад +25

      BRHU I WOULD SCREAM BLOODY MURDER THEN CRY then realize it's a cute parrott 😌 I would die it's something I see in my nightmares 😰

  • @thebeefiestmaninengland2712
    @thebeefiestmaninengland2712 4 года назад +6480

    “I’m just a little boy”
    Unleashes the souls of the damned from his mouth

    • @glennlawson5289
      @glennlawson5289 4 года назад +15

      Bring back ERIC

    • @me67226
      @me67226 4 года назад +4

      No he didn't

    • @sylvion.1950
      @sylvion.1950 4 года назад +7

      Barbara hess yes they do :^

    • @sydshu5550
      @sydshu5550 4 года назад +3

      Big John Mulaney vibes

    • @molotovbruddah8507
      @molotovbruddah8507 4 года назад +55

      Derp Gamer
      “Im just a poor birb, everybody loves me”
      “HES JUST A POOR BIRB FROM A POOR FOREST TREE, SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM DOMESTICATING”

  • @flamingofan1817
    @flamingofan1817 2 года назад +193

    I love how he whips his head around and then says "hiiii." 😂

    • @wenclaired
      @wenclaired 10 месяцев назад +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @khr1ssypl4yz
      @khr1ssypl4yz 7 месяцев назад +2

      My grandma every time I see her (minus the whipping the head around part): 0:31

  • @loraleirobinson316
    @loraleirobinson316 Год назад +85

    We can tell that Max is a happy and very loved bird. I love watching his antics. Thank you for sharing.

  • @Afofadada35
    @Afofadada35 5 лет назад +6028

    This sounds exactly like a conversation with any 2 year old

  • @Oscar_Armstrong
    @Oscar_Armstrong 7 лет назад +6324

    I lost it when he started trying to whisper and then just screamed

  • @sheilahall9060
    @sheilahall9060 Год назад +86

    His feathers are such a beautiful color. What a sweet little bird.

  • @olliefoxx7165
    @olliefoxx7165 Год назад +95

    I had no idea they could move the feathers near their beak. Very expressive animals. Beautiful creatures.

  • @doop5752
    @doop5752 7 лет назад +2647

    I cant tell whose human and whose bird

  • @nikki8889991122
    @nikki8889991122 5 лет назад +6018

    “Get your toes out of the tea!”
    Well that’s certainly something I never thought I’d hear in this lifetime.

    • @artberuntung9161
      @artberuntung9161 5 лет назад +25

      Lol

    • @Lightblue2222
      @Lightblue2222 5 лет назад +41

      I always wondered if I'd ever hear that.

    • @Angel_eyez
      @Angel_eyez 5 лет назад +6

      Lol

    • @alisonlyng5885
      @alisonlyng5885 5 лет назад +17

      What a lovely clever parrot.

    • @nisarojas2869
      @nisarojas2869 5 лет назад +35

      nikki8889991122 it’s one of those few things you never expect to say until you own a parrot

  • @j0ellyfish
    @j0ellyfish 2 года назад +68

    We had a cockatoo just like that. Name was Peaches. Most hilarious bird I've ever come across.

  • @wilmaseibert3995
    @wilmaseibert3995 2 года назад +85

    He totally cracks me up tapping on things. I wonder if he realizes just how smart he is.😄

  • @WitchHunter93
    @WitchHunter93 4 года назад +3506

    *discovers max burying a dead body in the backyard*
    Max: Hiii!

  • @jiminsslave1248
    @jiminsslave1248 5 лет назад +20300

    "Have some tea" *taptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptap*

    • @ibug6068
      @ibug6068 5 лет назад +211

      jimins slave taptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptap

    • @rubberband9570
      @rubberband9570 5 лет назад +68

      COPY COPY COPY COPY COPY COPY HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

    • @trunksbriefs9436
      @trunksbriefs9436 5 лет назад +29

      hail max

    • @ximenalopez3359
      @ximenalopez3359 5 лет назад +33

      Asmr😂😂😂

    • @kitkatkate5892
      @kitkatkate5892 5 лет назад +147

      Ugh it's called asmr uncultured swine this bird only watches swaggy asmr videos

  • @katharper655
    @katharper655 2 года назад +111

    I love seeing Max making "stirring sounds" with his toe on the side of the cup.

  • @khr1ssypl4yz
    @khr1ssypl4yz 7 месяцев назад +23

    1:40 "Get your toes out of the tea" got me dying 😂💀

  • @CactussJackk
    @CactussJackk 4 года назад +3610

    “Have some tea” bird says bad names in morse code..

  • @billdoor2314
    @billdoor2314 5 лет назад +3405

    Teach him to say “FABULOUS!” when he spins like that.

  • @patriciamontagne1470
    @patriciamontagne1470 Год назад +14

    I love Max...he's adorable, and silly. My brother has a bird just like Max, his name is Bob. Bob loves when I bring over my three dogs. He loves to play with all three of them from rolling the ball on the floor, and chaseing each other around the house. Nap time is right on schedule at 3 pm in the afternoon. All four of them close there eyes are down on the count. Zzzzzz.

  • @kelliemclucas4035
    @kelliemclucas4035 Год назад +21

    "Get your toes out of the tea" had me rolling 🤣

  • @amadmavworld
    @amadmavworld 8 лет назад +3663

    "Get your toes out of the tea." I can honestly say I've never heard that sentence before. LOL!

    • @DragonMasterThlayli
      @DragonMasterThlayli 8 лет назад +54

      +amadmavworld Sentences like that become pretty normal when you have a bird :)

    • @amadmavworld
      @amadmavworld 8 лет назад +14

      +DragonMasterThlayli I guess they're Birdisms.

    • @amadmavworld
      @amadmavworld 8 лет назад +14

      +amadmavworld Or Maxisms.

    • @wxclim8
      @wxclim8 8 лет назад +31

      +amadmavworld .... I once told a bird to get her toes out of my mashed potatoes.

    • @sharondavidbowie
      @sharondavidbowie 8 лет назад +1

      hahaha true!

  • @rc121crx
    @rc121crx 4 года назад +3503

    0:04 me looking at the menu knowing exactly I'm getting the same thing

  • @noturcinderella
    @noturcinderella 2 года назад +44

    We had a cockatoo when I was growing up and I miss her so bad watching this video. I want another one, but I know it would outlive me and I fear that nobody would care for it after I die. I couldnt do that to a living being it just scares me to think of what could happen. Instead, Ill just enjoy Max. Thank you for the content even if I am coming onto it late. lol "Get your toes out of the tea" really brings me back.

    • @georgielancaster1356
      @georgielancaster1356 2 года назад +8

      Hugs, Amythist.
      Do you know that parrot rescues are always looking for short term or long term fosterers? Especially with a bit of experience. They pay for meds and vet visits. And if you get sick or die, they will immediately take back bird, so you can relax :-)
      Just check out local rescues, ask vets - especially bird specialist vets, and ask for contacts with rescues. If you are fairly reclusive, they can maybe ring you a couple of times a week, to keep tabs that bird is okay.

    • @Dee010s
      @Dee010s Год назад +3

      When i found out how long Koi can live i decided against getting them for my pond. It would probably outlive me..then what?!

    • @robinhuff5899
      @robinhuff5899 Год назад +1

      @@georgielancaster1356 I wish there were a bird rescue near me. The African Grey who shared my life for more than 20 years recently died. I’m too old to start with a young bird, but a foster situation (and a guaranteed home should I die or become incapacitated) would be wonderful.

    • @user-wt5ts3jh6y
      @user-wt5ts3jh6y 4 месяца назад +1

      i thought the same, unless we can find the elderly cockatoos in these refuge places.....and i got two hunting cats that may not c eye to eye

  • @ronnie7075
    @ronnie7075 8 месяцев назад +4

    A small town in Victoria Australia has a pet cockatoo named Stephen. The whole town looks after him, and he is even on their tourist postcard.

  • @karinnal1561
    @karinnal1561 4 года назад +4946

    "you're not a sexy birrrd, you're a spoiled little braaaat~"
    new life quote

  • @iice_cream
    @iice_cream 7 лет назад +15934

    *spins dramatically* _HI_

    • @AylaJoJo
      @AylaJoJo 6 лет назад +101

      jihatube what does it mean?

    • @iice_cream
      @iice_cream 6 лет назад +448

      I am an Ice cream, not a human.

    • @rich1051414
      @rich1051414 6 лет назад +250

      He always does a left turn and then says HIIIIIIIII!. He only does it when calm though, almost like it is a comfort thing for him.

    • @meganrickhuss4772
      @meganrickhuss4772 6 лет назад +337

      This is me trying to act normal around my crush😂😂

    • @rainbowens4712
      @rainbowens4712 6 лет назад +19

      cray-zey-vibes 2306 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @gaylegreene
    @gaylegreene Год назад +14

    I was so depressed and then this came on 😅 made my day so much better 🤗 thank you for sharing

  • @melaniel7947
    @melaniel7947 2 года назад +83

    I just love hearing birds talk. I saw one that speaks Spanish, talks about going to work& taking showers (mimics it's mom lol). Its the most entertaining thing lol

  • @ecaseydawg
    @ecaseydawg 4 года назад +3209

    i couldn’t tell if the dude or max was talking half of the time

  • @sinfulrose324
    @sinfulrose324 7 лет назад +2188

    "Have some tea"
    Max : * looks into the cup and knocks on it to make a dinging noise*

  • @blazefairchild465
    @blazefairchild465 2 года назад +11

    My brother had a pair of these and he got married, the stress of the changes, made the poor birds loose all their feathers. She was home all days & didn’t like the mess they made. They ended plucking themselves almost bald. My brother found a family friend to adopt them,it was a very sad day for him.he tried to make a go of the marriage but once the birds were gone then wife started finding flaws in everything else. Kindness & love will help you get along best in life.

  • @jmlastrange1385
    @jmlastrange1385 2 года назад +20

    Love how handsome Max is! He's a real character too!! I enjoy his videos and his great chirping and squeaking! Thanks for the fun entertainment!

  • @irontomato3835
    @irontomato3835 7 лет назад +4246

    I love the way he spins around like that. :3
    "Hiiiiii~"

    • @jakobkriner9627
      @jakobkriner9627 7 лет назад +56

      IronTomato haha I couldn't stop laughing Twirls around hiiiiii

    • @witherspore16
      @witherspore16 7 лет назад +15

      IronTomato i love your account picture

    • @spitarchived
      @spitarchived 7 лет назад

      omg me too

    • @xanthra592
      @xanthra592 7 лет назад +75

      swoopin in to steal your girl

    • @beautybarheavy
      @beautybarheavy 7 лет назад +7

      Mama Bleach MAMA BLEACH

  • @dominicmcmahon4798
    @dominicmcmahon4798 4 года назад +5374

    I love how he just taps objects with his foot like a true psychopath. 😂

    • @kratip3090
      @kratip3090 4 года назад +38

      Omg 😂😂

    • @ken8844
      @ken8844 4 года назад +96

      Dominic McMahon he’s tasting the tea with sounds. He’s pro and elegant

    • @driftwood2802
      @driftwood2802 4 года назад +16

      1,000th like

    • @c0nstantin86
      @c0nstantin86 4 года назад +20

      Ikr... Creepy bird...

    • @valerianaranjocruz25
      @valerianaranjocruz25 4 года назад +69

      Umbrella cockatoos are psychopaths. They're not pets, they're eternal petty 6 years olds.

  • @ramonacain-jackson3153
    @ramonacain-jackson3153 Год назад +10

    This is my first time seeing Max T. V. ! He is a feisty bird, but cute and delightful. I love his plumage colors.

  • @socaldeb
    @socaldeb 2 года назад +22

    I love how he "tickle" "tickle" "tickles" his own neck lol 😆 so cute!

  • @jimmarshall5453
    @jimmarshall5453 4 года назад +2154

    I had a friend whose macaw used to delight in calling people "Pervert!"

    • @D-M-J
      @D-M-J 4 года назад +66

      lmao really? hahaha

    • @Chrryc0la
      @Chrryc0la 4 года назад +9

      xD

    • @fruitpop119
      @fruitpop119 4 года назад +65

      thats how you know the bird found your friends anime.

    • @PasserbyP
      @PasserbyP 4 года назад +7

      I need a videp of that please good sir

    • @artsy_kiwi
      @artsy_kiwi 4 года назад +4

      Lmao XD

  • @Aranur
    @Aranur 6 лет назад +17901

    I like how he doesn't even drink the tea he just taps the cup

    • @LB-vf2hm
      @LB-vf2hm 6 лет назад +788

      Wait you're supposed to drink it?

    • @issystar96
      @issystar96 6 лет назад +96

      Lmfao

    • @gabriel1095
      @gabriel1095 6 лет назад +743

      Aranur I think he's mimicking the sound of a stirring spoon...... Get Out bro!!!!!

    • @jannagreen9207
      @jannagreen9207 6 лет назад +276

      I mean, he's trying.

    • @judithmurray8220
      @judithmurray8220 6 лет назад +29

      trinity9704 Lmao 😂

  • @drinkduff6536
    @drinkduff6536 2 года назад +11

    Beautiful Dinosaur ya got there.

  • @celiagorleski2716
    @celiagorleski2716 Год назад +6

    My sister raised Moluccan Cockatoos. I got to know one real well starting when he was baby. I had no idea they were so affectionate and cuddlely. He got upset with my sister and would head directly to me anytime I was around. That was a long time ago but I gained a great respect for those "pink chickens."

  • @adore.mimz_9263
    @adore.mimz_9263 5 лет назад +2817

    *spins around*
    “Hi!”
    “Goodbye Max..see you later.”
    *spins around*
    “Hi!”

    • @YL0F
      @YL0F 5 лет назад +52

      3:42 "I'm smoking weed"

    • @PoM-MoM
      @PoM-MoM 5 лет назад +23

      @@YL0F
      Then
      @3:55
      I'm so fkn high
      🤣

    • @tobiaslee9795
      @tobiaslee9795 4 года назад +12

      Thats how dementia works 😂

    • @adamdownes4725
      @adamdownes4725 4 года назад +5

      Sounds like NPCs talking in Elder Scrolls Oblivion

  • @Inswrt
    @Inswrt 3 года назад +3972

    "Don't growl at me!"
    "Demonic chicken noises"

  • @ljannen
    @ljannen Год назад +26

    I love when Max whispers! He is just so cotton pickin cute!

    • @danhulsoor2631
      @danhulsoor2631 9 месяцев назад +2

      Is that a slavery joke? I don't get it

  • @allicianpeters3595
    @allicianpeters3595 Год назад +3

    He is a beautiful, one of a kind bird. I sure hope you given him the utmost attention and love!! So incredibly touching!! I LOVE MAX!!!

  • @youtubeaholic2154
    @youtubeaholic2154 7 лет назад +3001

    I don't know who's mocking who...

    • @toyvictim959
      @toyvictim959 7 лет назад +9

      RUclipsaholic2 Hello. 222 Likes but no comments ill be your first comment.

    • @youtubeaholic2154
      @youtubeaholic2154 7 лет назад +8

      The Birds So weird when that happens.... maybe others will join now!

    • @ImAraMirage
      @ImAraMirage 7 лет назад +4

      RUclipsaholic2 I'll join in!

    • @dec-vt100
      @dec-vt100 7 лет назад +36

      hiiii!

    • @snowblue2362
      @snowblue2362 7 лет назад +4

      RUclipsaholic2
      lololol both are expets

  • @mohbro
    @mohbro 8 лет назад +1681

    the cup gave him a vietnam war flashback

    • @nikki10114
      @nikki10114 7 лет назад +17

      lnfao dead

    • @burgbass
      @burgbass 7 лет назад +125

      THEY WERE IN THE CUPS MAN, THEY WERE IN THE FUCKING CUPS

    • @GhoulieTunes
      @GhoulieTunes 7 лет назад +15

      DUAAAAAANE

    • @maktoumahmed8101
      @maktoumahmed8101 7 лет назад +1

      Mohamed the smasher lol

    • @lutonat3937
      @lutonat3937 7 лет назад +3

      what is that meant , im viêt nam

  • @maggielusk6833
    @maggielusk6833 Год назад +6

    Even when he's naughty he's still adorable! Max does a Hiiie then sticks the boot in lol! So funny! 🤣🤣💗💗 I adore that precious boy he's so blessed to have you! You make a great team!

  • @debrabolton9372
    @debrabolton9372 2 года назад +5

    Max has exquisite coloring!

  • @LambentLark
    @LambentLark 4 года назад +766

    He's tapping on the cup so he can watch the vibration waves in the cup.

    • @LambentLark
      @LambentLark 4 года назад +110

      @Miriam Svenson their curious little farts. My friend had his in-laws watch his bird when he went on honeymoon. Everytime the father in law took a nap, Freddie (the freeloader) would stand on the barca lounger and waaaaaatch him snore. They said his head was twisting like a snake. Fast forward when he gets back. He's downstairs watching football and falls asleep. He wakes to this horrible noise. It was his bird. . . . Snoring for him.

    • @darkwood777
      @darkwood777 3 года назад +18

      He taps so he can feel the vibrations on his beak. He does that a lot.

    • @siriusjones956
      @siriusjones956 3 года назад

      LMAO

    • @spoiledmilk0106
      @spoiledmilk0106 3 года назад

      Ooh :0

    • @billrobbins5874
      @billrobbins5874 3 года назад

      So was that a NO for the coconut oil? Max!

  • @MantisEnergy
    @MantisEnergy 4 года назад +4234

    Is he mimicking the sound of tea being stirred with a teaspoon?

    • @TheSummoner
      @TheSummoner 4 года назад +263

      It definitely looks like it

    • @6Qubed
      @6Qubed 4 года назад +379

      you know what I think you're on to something there

    • @betC11177
      @betC11177 4 года назад +49

      I had the same thought ☕😂

    • @NekoJesusPie
      @NekoJesusPie 4 года назад +156

      this bird trying to put us in the sunken place

    • @betC11177
      @betC11177 4 года назад +17

      @sputnik YES!!!!!

  • @amyvargas-wilson9883
    @amyvargas-wilson9883 Год назад +4

    I just happened upon this bird! May I just say he is hilarious! I love Max! 😊

  • @lisaricci4779
    @lisaricci4779 Год назад +9

    I love the way Max says hi, so adorable.

    • @clintonsimmonds3956
      @clintonsimmonds3956 10 месяцев назад

      Sounds like girl voice taught.
      This punks taking the glory on his phone while she is at work

  • @natscorner9459
    @natscorner9459 6 лет назад +7970

    Owner: "Have some tea"
    Bird: *proceeds to tap cup repeatedly for 40 seconds*

  • @bridge2753
    @bridge2753 7 лет назад +1298

    It's so funny the way he spins in a circle and says "Haaiii!"

  • @robinhuff5899
    @robinhuff5899 Год назад +2

    I’ve been watching Max and his Dad since they became housemates. It’s wonderful to see the love between them. This is a beautifully cared for bird. Cockatoos need lots of interaction and patience to be happy and this bird is very happy and healthy.

  • @tanersahin1298
    @tanersahin1298 Год назад +2

    i couldnt tell who was talking the entire video

  • @dogtawn
    @dogtawn 7 лет назад +3239

    It's late at night and I lost it when he started tapping the mug.

    • @mudd4480
      @mudd4480 7 лет назад +46

      bethany shearing it wasnt funny for me but for some reason I lost it when I red your comment

    • @dogtawn
      @dogtawn 7 лет назад +16

      I have that effect haha.

    • @dreamkiller3399
      @dreamkiller3399 7 лет назад +5

      bethany shearing I would have lost it too. Lol

    • @starlws
      @starlws 7 лет назад +9

      bethany shearing looool me too!!!!

    • @stephaniewright340
      @stephaniewright340 7 лет назад +17

      Erick Cota same here... But I guess im off my rocker cause it's 7: 30 am.. And I can't stop laughing.. My son comes out of his bedroom and said thanks for the wake up call.. Then he says laughing this early in the morning should be against the law.. I guess im just slap happy cause I have insomnia really bad and I've been up since yesterday 4am.. Going on 28 hours.. Lol

  • @malgab
    @malgab 7 лет назад +1963

    3:43 he said "I'm smoking weed" Lol, now you know, you'll hear it all the time !

  • @tabeccaletford408
    @tabeccaletford408 Год назад +3

    Just came across this old video and it's making me laugh so much. Love you Max and Daddy Dan 😆💕

  • @ravenrisby
    @ravenrisby 2 года назад +4

    Omg 😳 u both r so well matched he’s your soul mate

  • @breeze5926
    @breeze5926 7 лет назад +3978

    Cockatoos are so weird. I want one.
    EDIT: Y'all... While I did infact 'want' one, I never had any intention of ever getting one. I dont have enough commitment for a pet rock much less a bird that will definitely outlive my grandchildren. Thank you all for informing me of the perils of bird ownership for the last three years. If anyone is considering homing a bird, please look at all the replies as to why you should be weary. Good day

    • @fennogan4498
      @fennogan4498 7 лет назад +221

      Breezie Newcomb They are a HUGE commitment, one that will likely last a lifetime. make sure to educate yourself on how much care and attention they need before getting one

    • @fennogan4498
      @fennogan4498 7 лет назад +134

      Troian DeLuaivs I know, but it needs to be said to anyone considering it because so many cockatoos are neglected and/or abused

    • @breeze5926
      @breeze5926 7 лет назад +139

      To clarify, I will never ever get one cuz I don't need that kind of commitment in my life, but they are awesome creatures that if i had the time in my life, I would love to take care of.

    • @thebracc1835
      @thebracc1835 7 лет назад +22

      Get a axolotl they don't cost much and they r pretty cool just look them up they are so cool

    • @mau7013
      @mau7013 7 лет назад +4

      Breezie Newcomb i might get one

  • @hotaruishere2133
    @hotaruishere2133 7 лет назад +6386

    "Have some tea"
    *clicks glass for a full minute*
    😆😆😆😆😆😆
    "Get your toes out of the tea!"

    • @cassex5352
      @cassex5352 7 лет назад +39

      When I get black coffee

    • @judieangell
      @judieangell 7 лет назад +64

      +Cass!eX why do you put your toes in the coffee if it's black?

    • @Dom-nx6ux
      @Dom-nx6ux 7 лет назад +6

      Ermac 777 omfg XD

    • @emilymalikshrier3523
      @emilymalikshrier3523 7 лет назад +6

      SAiKA I CRACKED UP AT THAT PART

    • @Alador
      @Alador 7 лет назад

      SAiKA LOL

  • @margritneuenhagen6950
    @margritneuenhagen6950 2 года назад +3

    I love this sweet parrot, he is supper cute !

  • @heather77
    @heather77 2 года назад +3

    Aaaaaaw he's just so adorable, I love the way he turns around and does that head tilting thing ❤❤❤

  • @socks1w
    @socks1w 4 года назад +4095

    I don’t know what’s happening or who’s saying what. Lmao

    • @gaillessard2786
      @gaillessard2786 4 года назад +65

      Bit of ventriloquism going on for sure and we're supposed to believe it's the bird. The bird says hi. That's about it.

    • @rabbittlolaparker
      @rabbittlolaparker 4 года назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bodvarson1933
      @bodvarson1933 4 года назад +52

      @@gaillessard2786 these birds really repeat words like this.

    • @gaillessard2786
      @gaillessard2786 4 года назад +7

      @@bodvarson1933 like what. The only thing the bird said was hi.

    • @bodvarson1933
      @bodvarson1933 4 года назад +31

      @@gaillessard2786 well no what the bird was saying made no sense. But it isn't ventriloquism

  • @hhdbhn302
    @hhdbhn302 4 года назад +2600

    WHAT IS GOING ON HERE. Living with Max must be like an LSD trip and horror movie at the same time.

  • @robynthayer6602
    @robynthayer6602 Год назад

    I love the way you and Max interact and you both are having so much fun loving each other. I used to have an Umbrella named Rudi so similar, your Max is so HAPPY - it’s so fun to watch and listen to you both. Keep making videos wIth MAX Tv.

  • @rocioaguilera3555
    @rocioaguilera3555 Год назад +11

    I love Max's foul mouth.
    Cute and intelligent.

  • @pookiepye
    @pookiepye 7 лет назад +2669

    Proper bird etiquette 101:
    If someone offers you a cup of tea, politely tap your toes against it for a good 10-20 seconds, then gently place a toe in the tea to check for correct temperature, if tea is still too hot, continue to tap your toes against the cup. Also, chewing on the rim of the cup never hurts. If a human offers you a cotton swab, it means you have impressed them.

    • @makaylabryan9555
      @makaylabryan9555 7 лет назад +5

      PookiePye hahahahahah

    • @emmyo9581
      @emmyo9581 7 лет назад +9

      PookiePye why doesn't this have more likes xD

    • @leslysebastian0706
      @leslysebastian0706 7 лет назад +5

      PookiePye OMG your comment is hilarious!

    • @dog-gonedogs6939
      @dog-gonedogs6939 7 лет назад

      Because we are still waiting for Max to call him a bad name! Didn't happen!

    • @khalilrazak6486
      @khalilrazak6486 7 лет назад +1

      Hahahahahaha BRILLIANT.

  • @jamieorkyle9108
    @jamieorkyle9108 3 года назад +2392

    3:42 "I ' m S M o k I n G w e e d"

  • @sherriebrand1771
    @sherriebrand1771 Год назад

    Glad YT put this oldie but goodie up for me this morning:) I just noticed something I hadn't the first time and had to COL (chuckle out loud) when he called you "Smut" and proceded to tell you to ____ sumthin-sumthin "At the last second" ⬅heard the words so clearly (but in a different voice this time)! It wasn't conversational Max, nor his George Burns (as I call it, aka satan on his cb as others have) but this was more like HAL, as in: lol, "I don't think so, Dave - er, Dan." Ahhh, the many vocal stylings of Mr Max (my long lost Moluccan love-dove).. great to see u guys again:)

  • @martinegiselle1417
    @martinegiselle1417 2 года назад +4

    I swear I have started tapping things with my finger nail because of Max!

  • @erikaerikaerikaerikaerikaerika
    @erikaerikaerikaerikaerikaerika 5 лет назад +3159

    I’ve only known max for 5:37 and there’s nothing I wouldn’t do for him

    • @georgerasmutin699
      @georgerasmutin699 4 года назад +26

      I love him he is my God

    • @joeysplats3209
      @joeysplats3209 4 года назад +26

      You might change your mind if he gets hold of your nostril.

    • @KatrinaAune
      @KatrinaAune 4 года назад +1

      Dead 🌻

    • @uafkndummy1412
      @uafkndummy1412 4 года назад +1

      U killed me with that one mate, good on ya

    • @H.K.5
      @H.K.5 4 года назад +2

      @@georgerasmutin699 If you worship a parrot, then I feel bad for you my friend.

  • @PsychoCoding
    @PsychoCoding 4 года назад +2311

    3:47 Max just said 'Excuse me' with straight up sass. 😂

    • @osao552
      @osao552 4 года назад +22

      😂

    • @sebee555
      @sebee555 4 года назад +84

      Either that or he called him an asshole lmao

    • @79andrekm
      @79andrekm 4 года назад +2

      😂

    • @newsing33
      @newsing33 4 года назад +29

      Sounds like asshole with an English accent. 😂😂😂

    • @allaroundamazing7007
      @allaroundamazing7007 4 года назад +5

      Psycho Holy shit i didnt notice it ‘till you pointed it out😂

  • @Truth-fk3vp
    @Truth-fk3vp 8 месяцев назад +2

    He looks so healthy , beautiful .

  • @mymayapapaya
    @mymayapapaya 2 года назад +4

    The way he says hi is so adorable

  • @karakalmeister
    @karakalmeister 7 лет назад +2440

    "im just a little boy"
    "im smoking weed"
    "bitch where"
    "its a website"
    IM ACTUALLY CHOKING

    • @jamgate1229
      @jamgate1229 7 лет назад +39

      isurakodu ye

    • @vsxks5837
      @vsxks5837 7 лет назад +3

      isurakodu 😯

    • @leninchan7295
      @leninchan7295 7 лет назад +12

      isurakodu just imagine that bird pretending to be killerkeemstar

    • @pavedmustard-3070
      @pavedmustard-3070 7 лет назад +6

      isurakodu tumblr in a nutshell

    • @Jamjamsart
      @Jamjamsart 7 лет назад +3

      isurakodu i need timestamps for these

  • @WithASideOfTibbs
    @WithASideOfTibbs 7 лет назад +2287

    [Tap tap tap tap]

    • @orlendatube
      @orlendatube 7 лет назад +7

      that was so cute! birds really love rhythm!

    • @WithASideOfTibbs
      @WithASideOfTibbs 7 лет назад +2

      orlendatube Mine doesn't unless you count him violently bobbing his head to me snapping my fingers. xD

    • @WithASideOfTibbs
      @WithASideOfTibbs 7 лет назад +15

      RedDaHacker Real mature, kiddo.

    • @reddahacker4930
      @reddahacker4930 7 лет назад +2

      don't call me kiddo you son of a bitch

    • @killerdevelopment6955
      @killerdevelopment6955 7 лет назад

      yay its time for the red posse to attack another skid. airsofter senpai notice me!

  • @wholewheatmike6933
    @wholewheatmike6933 Год назад +2

    3:41 I love when max replied to him, and said “Huh”

  • @helensporer4919
    @helensporer4919 11 месяцев назад +3

    Tap on the tea cup, mmmm, HES stirring it.

  • @abriescatrus7641
    @abriescatrus7641 7 лет назад +2928

    "I'm just a little boy"

    • @haloelite6002
      @haloelite6002 7 лет назад +4

      A KITTY KAT "hoi" new temmie confirmed (from undertale)

    • @Your20droid
      @Your20droid 7 лет назад +7

      haloelite600 gamin' ew no

    • @haloelite6002
      @haloelite6002 7 лет назад

      WAR IS SLAVERY! FREEDOM IS PEACE! jerk

    • @Your20droid
      @Your20droid 7 лет назад +4

      haloelite600 gamin' Lmao gtfo 😂😂 "jerk"

    • @haloelite6002
      @haloelite6002 7 лет назад +3

      WAR IS SLAVERY! FREEDOM IS PEACE! y u be mean...who stole your gummy worms (luiCaliber reference)

  • @bhargav7476
    @bhargav7476 6 лет назад +5880

    Your bird owns you

    • @keithseldon9495
      @keithseldon9495 6 лет назад +8

      Gav

    • @hrhlou
      @hrhlou 6 лет назад +149

      Gav All pets own us :)

    • @chykcha
      @chykcha 6 лет назад +105

      They do... I have a dog overlord.

    • @Brumselsprout
      @Brumselsprout 6 лет назад +24

      Gav ikr my dog is so cute and begs for food and it’s SO CUTE so I give him some

    • @gabeitches5560
      @gabeitches5560 6 лет назад +10

      Gav that need to Be meme

  • @LAStars-sratS
    @LAStars-sratS Год назад +1

    Get that bird a 🎵 musical instrument like a xylophone 🎶

  • @brucelyonholt2001
    @brucelyonholt2001 Год назад +3

    Absolutely ADORABLE !!!

  • @jcortese3300
    @jcortese3300 4 года назад +1637

    I have had less meaningful conversations with members of my own species. Max is awesome.

    • @zereon
      @zereon 4 года назад

      That's cuz you don't have any friends

    • @Oixzyyy
      @Oixzyyy 4 года назад +12

      Lorelock shut up

    • @The_AuraMaster
      @The_AuraMaster 4 года назад +16

      @@zereon Says the one with absolutely no likes after a whole month.

    • @conamus8757
      @conamus8757 4 года назад +2

      Lorelock you have a anime profile pic so ima assume you’re that weird creep at the back no one like because a) you stink b) you have crushes on anime characters and c) your probably bullied and yes I’m assuming your in school as to the “no friends” insult

    • @elenachristian9860
      @elenachristian9860 2 года назад +3

      Do you often meet people who claim to be both a sexy bird and a little boy in the same conversation?

  • @thecryptidhunters3807
    @thecryptidhunters3807 6 лет назад +2405

    "Have some tea" *taptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptap. "DON'T PUT YOUR TOES IN THE TEA!"

    • @dreifarben
      @dreifarben 6 лет назад +10

      The Cryptid Hunter I was dying lol

    • @haroldflower8008
      @haroldflower8008 6 лет назад +36

      taptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptap

    • @JensengTea
      @JensengTea 6 лет назад +13

      And this is how the mandela effect occurs

    • @muhammadshahrukhkhan9776
      @muhammadshahrukhkhan9776 6 лет назад +25

      He is just ensuring the quality of the cup by clinking it. Something wrong with that?

    • @mzTayTay17
      @mzTayTay17 5 лет назад +2

      Shahrukh Khan 😂😂😂🥂

  • @officialFredDurstfanclub
    @officialFredDurstfanclub Год назад +1

    “Have some tea”
    *performs cowbell solo with mug*

  • @nancybashista1390
    @nancybashista1390 Год назад +3

    Max is sooo adorable!

  • @mrworldwide1374
    @mrworldwide1374 6 лет назад +1542

    He protec. He attac. But most importantly he tap.

    • @itss_joxiah2314
      @itss_joxiah2314 6 лет назад +3

      squidwards clarinet lol

    • @quazar-omega
      @quazar-omega 5 лет назад +3

      Tapp

    • @viprz5444
      @viprz5444 5 лет назад +3

      squidwards clarinet hey you don’t needa steal other people’s jokes

    • @SimderZ
      @SimderZ 5 лет назад

      Huh?

    • @kristibyrd1013
      @kristibyrd1013 5 лет назад +1

      squidwards clarinet you stole this comment from another guy

  • @mr.shinypikachu4351
    @mr.shinypikachu4351 4 года назад +1814

    4:34 is my favorite part. Max just runs across the table to yell HELLO at the floor

  • @Issy585
    @Issy585 Год назад +2

    So dang precious. ❤ you are blessed to have such an incredible creature. A lot of patience and love to invest into long time commitment.

  • @ronbaevsky4639
    @ronbaevsky4639 Год назад +1

    That dramatic turn spam is everything