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  • Опубликовано: 20 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 103

  • @billberndtson
    @billberndtson 8 месяцев назад +104

    As an American I want to say that Elon Musk is South African and not American. I want to say that because there are too many powerful Americans who embarrass and revolt me already.

    • @bjarkih1977
      @bjarkih1977 8 месяцев назад +7

      Isn't he an US citizen?

    • @billberndtson
      @billberndtson 8 месяцев назад +10

      @@bjarkih1977 Yeah. *sigh* That's why I only wanted to say it.

    • @bradleybarnett9545
      @bradleybarnett9545 6 месяцев назад +10

      ​@@billberndtsonAs an Australian, it's bloody wonderful to be able to truthfully say that Rupert Murdoch is an American citizen aswell.

    • @ThatGuy-he6lc
      @ThatGuy-he6lc 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@bradleybarnett9545 And actually not an Australian, and hasn't been since he acquired US citizenship!

    • @bradleybarnett9545
      @bradleybarnett9545 5 месяцев назад

      @@ThatGuy-he6lc Just as I, an Australian, said.

  • @rbarnett3200
    @rbarnett3200 8 месяцев назад +53

    "Supposing we hit the body. With a tremendous, er, whether it's ultraviolet or a very powerful light...and then I said supposing you brought the light inside the body? Which you can do either through the skin or, er, in some other way...right? And I see the disinfectant. That knocks it out. In a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that? By injection inside or er..."
    This isn't just the stupidest thing said by an elected American president this is the stupidest thing said by anyone ever.

    • @billberndtson
      @billberndtson 8 месяцев назад

      He was signaling to Putin to nuke us, probably.

    • @billberndtson
      @billberndtson 7 месяцев назад +8

      With the possible exception of "I'm voting for Trump."

    • @TERMINATIONBLISS08
      @TERMINATIONBLISS08 6 месяцев назад +1

      There's a British show called "Faking It: Tears of a Crime" which has experts in psychology, body language, and speech. They did a special on Trump. I would recommend watching it.

  • @jesmarina
    @jesmarina 6 месяцев назад +95

    Elon Musk is not and never was "an inventor".

    • @georgerichardson964
      @georgerichardson964 5 месяцев назад +2

      I am sure he is not concerned

    • @TS-1267
      @TS-1267 5 месяцев назад

      ... "THE POPE IS NOT AND NEVER WILL BE CATHOLIC "

    • @benjaminqmorris
      @benjaminqmorris 5 месяцев назад +9

      @@TS-1267 the pope prays and conducts sermons and whatnot - he didn't just buy the title with his family's blood diamond riches like musk did. god, never thought i'd defend the pope.

    • @MrGlenLane
      @MrGlenLane 4 месяца назад

      @@TS-1267 No, I hear he prefers dogs.

    • @gospelofrye6881
      @gospelofrye6881 2 месяца назад +2

      @@georgerichardson964 He is clearly super concerned that people will not roll over and call him the greatest man alive. Telling people who won't advertise on X "go f**k yourselves' and then suing an industry group that monitors media and tells investors where not to advertise is probably peak insecurity, in 2024.

  • @harbscantina
    @harbscantina 3 месяца назад +9

    Ian really hit it on the head with what it looks like in Trump Tower 🙂

    • @VLind-uk6mb
      @VLind-uk6mb 2 месяца назад +1

      Love "Dictator Chic"!

  • @danmayberry1185
    @danmayberry1185 8 месяцев назад +18

    19:05 Ian makes Nachos the funniest word ever.

  • @stevezpj
    @stevezpj 5 месяцев назад +9

    Hilarious that the Musk episode is long enough ago for them to have not heard of him

  • @PaulG.x
    @PaulG.x 8 месяцев назад +17

    You don't need crampons.
    You just use the haemorrhoids as foot and hand holds rock climbing style.

  • @cathyshort
    @cathyshort 8 месяцев назад +11

    You can get the Complete Works of Shakespeare free online! 😂😂😂

  • @dereks1264
    @dereks1264 5 месяцев назад +9

    "He's a Bond villain."

  • @johnrowland3105
    @johnrowland3105 6 месяцев назад +3

    It's because America presents its political figures and industrialists as something akin to godlike status.
    When, as you see here, their obvious flaws are laid bare for political lampooning that is not encouraged in America.

  • @Yickbob
    @Yickbob 5 месяцев назад +1

    Funny, knowledgeable & principled - what’s not to like?

  • @synthonaplinth5980
    @synthonaplinth5980 5 месяцев назад +1

    "Why couldn't we time the wedding to be in the middle in the night here, so the Americans could watch?"
    Can you imagine the public outcry in England had they broadcast the Royal Wedding at night? Thousands of people would have gotten a good night's sleep.

  • @paulhammons7077
    @paulhammons7077 8 месяцев назад +2

    As an American 😅😂 a joke is a joke 😊

    • @GeorgeF-c4m
      @GeorgeF-c4m 6 месяцев назад

      As an American🇺🇲I agree!

  • @colinlittlewood9613
    @colinlittlewood9613 5 месяцев назад +2

    I was very grateful to have new episodes during the Zoom era, but watching it back feels so weird.

  • @AaronFielder-v3r
    @AaronFielder-v3r 6 месяцев назад +4

    May 2024 and here we still effing are!

  • @cgdimension
    @cgdimension 5 месяцев назад +1

    wish they had made Farage Ambassador, forever and not in the UK

  • @terenzo50
    @terenzo50 8 месяцев назад +1

    Still not committed to an insane asylum. Maybe we should be.

  • @FistandFootMartialArts
    @FistandFootMartialArts 5 месяцев назад +1

    25:35 ... and here in America, we're still waiting...

  • @terraplane49
    @terraplane49 5 месяцев назад

    The A119 is quite a nice road.

  • @kasimrehman971
    @kasimrehman971 5 месяцев назад

    that obama pizza comment aint been noticed enough

  • @mauriceBrown06090513272728
    @mauriceBrown06090513272728 6 месяцев назад +1

    You know this is from a few years ago, right?

    • @ethzero
      @ethzero 6 месяцев назад +5

      (I'm curious to whom the commenter is addressing? 😂)

  • @barraihennebry6361
    @barraihennebry6361 Месяц назад

    So, what was the fascinating fact about tomato ketchup?

  • @irenedow5665
    @irenedow5665 3 месяца назад

    Can’t we just get to Europe by plane on time instead rockets in half an hour..

  • @damnheat2005
    @damnheat2005 Месяц назад +1

    It's tripe like this that reminds me why I stopped watching TV. 5+ years later, haven't missed it once. Highly recommended.

  • @narvickdevil
    @narvickdevil 3 дня назад +1

    Nish kumar is as funny as joe wilkinson on 8 out of 10 cats does countdown, they're both as relevant as having a loud inappropriate fart at a funeral 😅

  • @irenedow5665
    @irenedow5665 3 месяца назад

    Joke at very end about Trump not saying origins but instead oranges. Trump is thinking about colour of his suit in a few years. Ouch.What a joke that Trump instead is going for president again not jail.

  • @MrWayout74
    @MrWayout74 8 месяцев назад +229

    By show of likes or dislikes...Nish Kumar, funny?

    • @rbarnett3200
      @rbarnett3200 8 месяцев назад +48

      I feel kind of bad for Nish. He really really wants to be funny. But isn't. He seems like a nice guy and has a sense of humour, but he's very much not a comedian. I wanted to be a professional footballer when I was a kid. I love football. But I wasn't any good at it. I had enough self-awareness to realise that it was never going to happen and at best I could only ever hope to be mildly competent at it. Nish hasn't quite got to that level of self-awareness yet. Nice enough guy though.

    • @anthonymiddleton9409
      @anthonymiddleton9409 8 месяцев назад +26

      No one finds Nish as funny as Nish does.

    • @Ffinity
      @Ffinity 8 месяцев назад +20

      Why do you care? Do you need validation?

    • @richardrhodes5323
      @richardrhodes5323 8 месяцев назад +11

      No i don't find him funny in the slightest

    • @davidkelly499
      @davidkelly499 8 месяцев назад +7

      One of those guys that knows the right people and keeps getting these gigs because of it. But he has toured so there must be a few thousand people in the UK that find him funny

  • @gigiroelant7299
    @gigiroelant7299 Месяц назад

    Versus America is a bad title. I can't stand Elon or Trump, America is not a singular entity. A lot of us hate them too!

  • @brendasg155
    @brendasg155 2 месяца назад

    They're not comedians. They're cun.....

  • @treborif
    @treborif 6 месяцев назад

    Trump has the last laugh fellers . ..

    • @heliotropezzz333
      @heliotropezzz333 5 месяцев назад +9

      Laughing in prison? Whistling in the dark?

    • @bartsimpsonhead2790
      @bartsimpsonhead2790 5 месяцев назад +5

      ...32 times, and counting

    • @Mrc172
      @Mrc172 2 месяца назад +1

      "They're eating their dogs and cats" 🤪

  • @Mickenos85
    @Mickenos85 8 месяцев назад +1

    I hold Farage and Trump in high regard. I have watched hundreds of hignfy over an extended period. And this is the first time Ive ever seen the players buttering up to the elites. The first time Ive not been ammused.

    • @alfsmith4936
      @alfsmith4936 8 месяцев назад +61

      Sleepwalking into fascism isn't a good habit.. Have you spoken to a doctor about your inner monologue yet?

    • @josephkarl2061
      @josephkarl2061 8 месяцев назад +13

      ​@alfsmith4936 While he's there, he can talk about his gun fetish. Most people say 'amused', but this bloke likes his mirth with a bit more fire-power 👍

    • @Paul_Ward
      @Paul_Ward 8 месяцев назад

      Aww, that's a shame.
      They mock everyone, left or right. If you don't like hearing the truth through satire, maybe grow a thicker skin and remember that your heroes are nor anything like that.

    • @nonegone7170
      @nonegone7170 8 месяцев назад +6

      "I hold Farage and Trump in high regard"
      Don't worry, some day we'll find a cure for your insanity.

    • @hansakkerman2611
      @hansakkerman2611 7 месяцев назад +19

      Honest question: Why do you hold them in high regard?
      Besides which, both were born rich, how are they not "elites"?