Best of Theo Von & Chris Distefano - PART 1

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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

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  • @ItzSupp
    @ItzSupp 3 года назад +323

    “Civil war head” gets me everytime. So trueee

    • @adamturner8732
      @adamturner8732 3 года назад +17

      Dude even theo appreciated that one

    • @Drum9105
      @Drum9105 3 года назад +4

      So hilarious

    • @samanthab1923
      @samanthab1923 3 года назад +4

      Love that! Definitely doing reinactments on the weekends. When he's not in a police lineup. 😂

    • @whitmatthews6740
      @whitmatthews6740 5 месяцев назад

      It's right on the money

  • @DanielFlood
    @DanielFlood 3 года назад +166

    “When I reintroduce him to society and he can dance” made me laugh hard

  • @christianl5283
    @christianl5283 3 года назад +112

    the way theo told chris he would block him xD I cried laughing.

  • @troymarkes7223
    @troymarkes7223 3 года назад +46

    The analogies and saying Theo uses are so random yet so accurate 😂😂😂

  • @klaussp8008
    @klaussp8008 2 года назад +20

    "You look like a skin head that is afraid to go all the way." - Theo to Chrissy. killed me.

  • @JasonZitzmann3
    @JasonZitzmann3 3 года назад +63

    “Been Better” Lmao

    • @samanthab1923
      @samanthab1923 3 года назад +1

      Performance enhancing drugs for swimming 😂

    • @lilp755
      @lilp755 3 месяца назад

      Shit funny AF.

  • @KrikZ32
    @KrikZ32 3 года назад +34

    "Chill out fellas, this boy's mine"

  • @ExUmbra117
    @ExUmbra117 3 года назад +39

    these two make some gold content together, but Theo can do that w/ anyone

    • @TheZachCline
      @TheZachCline 3 года назад +11

      I would almost argue though that Chris is one of the few people who can give it just as well as he takes it. Pure fucking comedy with these guys

    • @JA-mj9re
      @JA-mj9re Год назад

      Chris can do it as good as Theo they both are hilarious

  • @keiranclark5978
    @keiranclark5978 3 года назад +38

    " I do not want to be one of your boys ."

  • @zacharygiglio3647
    @zacharygiglio3647 3 года назад +17

    How does this account not have more subs. This is hands down my favorite yt channel

    • @nardinit
      @nardinit 3 года назад

      For some strange reason other people don't have your exact same opinion. weird huh?

    • @zacharygiglio3647
      @zacharygiglio3647 3 года назад +5

      @@nardinit What's actually weird is that you took the time to write a snarky comment to someone who wrote a positive comment on someone's account

  • @bdon746
    @bdon746 3 года назад +24

    Just found this channel and have been binge watching. Holy shit this is just full of great content. Keep the videos coming brother!

  • @MrBuketman
    @MrBuketman 3 года назад +12

    “I do not wanna be one of your boys” 4:45

  • @mikedavid5382
    @mikedavid5382 Год назад +3

    “U look like been better”… haha has the be the best thing I have ever heard to describe someone. Haha I love these guys

  • @juanmadrigal9245
    @juanmadrigal9245 3 года назад +14

    Chris & Theo shit on each other & it’s so funny!😂 Theo’s remarks are so random!!😂

  • @mykillmatic
    @mykillmatic 2 года назад +5

    My 2 favorite comedians without a doubt!!

  • @stevenladnyk4526
    @stevenladnyk4526 3 года назад +3

    These two together is guaranteed hilarity.

  • @bornangel8985
    @bornangel8985 3 года назад +32

    Chris does look like your wifes ex- housband and Theo looks like her ex- brother

    • @samanthab1923
      @samanthab1923 3 года назад +1

      Definite Florida man look to both

  • @emadeit704
    @emadeit704 Год назад +1

    “It would be shocking to me if a guy that looked like you didn’t use crystal meth” is actually funny as fuck lmao

  • @daavids55
    @daavids55 Год назад +2

    Theo, Bobby and Distefano. That'd be a fire podcast

    • @JA-mj9re
      @JA-mj9re Год назад

      Haha and Joey Diaz 😂

  • @LetsBuild_withBabyByrd
    @LetsBuild_withBabyByrd 3 года назад +12

    Sounds like Chris has been hanging around some lactose intolerant canadians 😂😂 he's spot on though 😂😂

  • @MrClemons92
    @MrClemons92 3 года назад +7

    New favorite channel! Keep doing what you do you are appreciated

  • @bobwillis9190
    @bobwillis9190 Год назад +1

    God this shit really lifts me up when I’m feeling down

  • @tc4423
    @tc4423 3 года назад +8

    Mustard on your toes, catsup on your fingers, taking a bite out of your hot dog, son!

    • @308MiA
      @308MiA 3 года назад +3

      Did u just spell Ketchup as Catsup lmfao

    • @LeftMindedThoughts
      @LeftMindedThoughts Год назад

      ​@@308MiA Did you just spell you as u? lmao

  • @mihaelkovacevic9912
    @mihaelkovacevic9912 3 года назад +11

    The 13 dislikes are Chris distefanos family members

    • @lilp755
      @lilp755 3 месяца назад

      😂

  • @sorealabama2992
    @sorealabama2992 3 года назад +10

    Just discovered Theo and never fell in love with someone so quickly

  • @AaronTrevett
    @AaronTrevett Год назад

    The seriousness of theo saying ''I do not wanna be of your boys'' hahahah 4:50

  • @jimboslice4468
    @jimboslice4468 3 года назад +5

    Serious tekken FINISH HIM vibes at 0:33 from Chrissy-ropeadopes

    • @MrDnbForLife
      @MrDnbForLife 3 года назад

      That’s mortal kombat bruh bruh

  • @prestonoch7324
    @prestonoch7324 Год назад

    “This boy is mine” 😂😂

  • @joshallen2852
    @joshallen2852 3 года назад +6

    Theo- you look like Ben better lol

  • @RAMtrails
    @RAMtrails 3 года назад +2

    4:55 "I do NOT wanna be one of your boi's"

  • @ednicolle2456
    @ednicolle2456 3 года назад +3

    "thats like tokyo drift bruh"

  • @mattasticmattattack8546
    @mattasticmattattack8546 3 года назад +7

    Chris is a reaffirmation to Theo for never having kids lol

  • @loustarski420
    @loustarski420 3 года назад +3

    Theo x ChrissyD... nothing better. the distraction the world needs

  • @makajossos9431
    @makajossos9431 3 года назад +13

    Black guy farts. Theo: there gonna blame this on white people for sure 😭😂

  • @BoilingDietCoke
    @BoilingDietCoke Год назад

    I will never understand how Theo is funny.

  • @jamesoconnell1243
    @jamesoconnell1243 Год назад

    “Go to Afghanistan or Sudan…. Hussein or iraq something like that”😂😂

  • @ascheuring1
    @ascheuring1 3 года назад +1

    You look like been better ... How did he think of that lmao Theo is special

  • @NotedPine
    @NotedPine 2 года назад +1

    You look like “been better” 😂

  • @dadoturbic3582
    @dadoturbic3582 3 года назад +3

    How is this channel still that small??

  • @Audiofatuation
    @Audiofatuation 3 года назад +4

    Sometimes Theo sounds exactly like Bobby lee

  • @austinrodriguez2481
    @austinrodriguez2481 3 года назад +3

    Shout out to sissor bros with Jeremiah on the wall with his saxophone 🎷

  • @niners5time822
    @niners5time822 3 года назад +1

    That’s civil war comment. Hahhhahahabbbahabab

  • @mattasticmattattack8546
    @mattasticmattattack8546 3 года назад

    2:03 , probably his Liquid Death sponsorship lol

  • @jamesfordeck4795
    @jamesfordeck4795 Год назад +1

    Theo would be a great exotic animal smuggler . Prolly specializing in penguins

  • @tomfranklinart7883
    @tomfranklinart7883 2 года назад +1

    I saw 2 cats attack a little person on Ramosa beach and for a second I felt like I was in ancient Rome.
    Theo Von

  • @HailHadrian
    @HailHadrian 3 года назад +9

    Not long ago people thought they hated each other lol

    • @KrikZ32
      @KrikZ32 3 года назад +4

      out of context that's how that opie and anthony clip looked

    • @stevenladnyk4526
      @stevenladnyk4526 3 года назад +1

      Really? I never heard that. Thank goodness they don’t. Two of my favorite comedians in this current younger group we have now. And together they are electric.

  • @joshallen2852
    @joshallen2852 3 года назад +4

    You can definitely tell when it was Theos cocaine days and not lol. I’m also surprised at the shoes Theo has, you would think he would just be wearing some boots we’re not caring but he’s got some style with shoes

  • @mattasticmattattack8546
    @mattasticmattattack8546 3 года назад

    Mom can we get G Eazy?
    Mom: We have G Eazy at home.
    G Eazy at home: 1:24

  • @skipsullivan225
    @skipsullivan225 2 года назад +1

    Chris is always hitting on Theo.

  • @darkhood21
    @darkhood21 3 года назад +1

    Theo with the civil war head

  • @okthanks2816
    @okthanks2816 3 года назад +8

    Big Hitter

  • @nosuckas
    @nosuckas 2 года назад +1

    Ben better really got Chris that shit was comedy I like both of them they are both comedy af

  • @kirkmcclean9686
    @kirkmcclean9686 3 года назад

    Where can I find the song at the end of all these videos?

  • @Jareyes42
    @Jareyes42 2 года назад +2

    The way Theo thinks all Hispanics are Mexican 😆

    • @frazierk300
      @frazierk300 2 года назад

      And yet his dad is Hispanic lmao

  • @andrewirwin6879
    @andrewirwin6879 10 месяцев назад

    "I want to put mustard on your toes ketchup on your fingers and take a bite out of your hotdog." -Chrissy D

  • @Besotted85
    @Besotted85 2 года назад

    You look like: "Been Better" LOL!

  • @qtbrown
    @qtbrown 3 года назад

    “I’m 43 days right now.” 💀

  • @Professor_Plum77
    @Professor_Plum77 Год назад +1

    He really does have a civil war period face.

  • @orvismc8487
    @orvismc8487 3 года назад +1

    Theo should've been in Peanut Butter Falcon 🤷‍♂️

  • @KayleeG0
    @KayleeG0 2 месяца назад

    Patty flyballs sounds terrifying

  • @cristianmartinshow4523
    @cristianmartinshow4523 3 года назад +2

    Tremendous

  • @plantgirlK88
    @plantgirlK88 2 года назад +1

    Every video Theo Von is in he mentions how many days he's been porn free and still isn't living porn free😅

  • @vaden706
    @vaden706 2 года назад

    “ and they’re gonna blame it somehow on white people “ 🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @Artofficial1986
    @Artofficial1986 3 года назад

    "I wanna see Hector out there man, in Dickies!"

  • @redwood1133
    @redwood1133 Год назад

    The difference between comedians is the same that snipers do its paying attention to the details.

  • @INoticed_XIV
    @INoticed_XIV 2 года назад +1

    14:00

  • @Joel3351
    @Joel3351 2 года назад

    You look like you definitely carry a lunchpail lmfaoooo

  • @potvalar6564
    @potvalar6564 2 года назад

    Robbin a liquor store for money to buy more liquor fs

  • @justelvin
    @justelvin 3 года назад +1

    I used to think Chris was gay, now I am now sure.

  • @SarahSkinnyJeans
    @SarahSkinnyJeans Год назад

    Lol Chrissy makes theo so uncomfortable when he gets on a roll

  • @dotexe4981
    @dotexe4981 2 года назад +1

    That dude actually does look Dutch (I'm Dutch)

  • @Urix600
    @Urix600 2 года назад

    I did the same thing when I saw that fart vid!

  • @LucoMcc
    @LucoMcc 27 дней назад

    Hey ima solid stefano fan for sure, but I gotta be real. Not the sharpest knife 😅

  • @brothamayne91
    @brothamayne91 5 месяцев назад

    THIS guy has a Daughter????

  • @mattasticmattattack8546
    @mattasticmattattack8546 3 года назад

    2:59 sus moment

  • @chaseflint466
    @chaseflint466 3 года назад +2

    joke WRLD #funny #WESEETHESAMEHUMOR #bestcompilation #beyourhero #nicefingers #humblefunny

  • @Bodycountunknown
    @Bodycountunknown 2 года назад

    Daddy likey

  • @Dadbod412
    @Dadbod412 3 года назад

    If you met yourself you'd hate him

  • @fredlambert7659
    @fredlambert7659 3 года назад

    Deaf Lepper

  • @a.r273
    @a.r273 3 года назад

    Why you doin fukn parts

  • @Audiofatuation
    @Audiofatuation 3 года назад +2

    Theo does have nice feet & hands

  • @KingLoftiVII
    @KingLoftiVII 3 года назад

    'Alt-right'

  • @thcluky5547
    @thcluky5547 Год назад

    Chris farts like a lady.

  • @nickpassino7004
    @nickpassino7004 2 года назад

    Ben Better

  • @jamesk5510
    @jamesk5510 2 года назад

    Aileen waurnos is mid tier female killers Belle Guinness Katherine knight the black widows of the 1900s alone make her look like a nobody

  • @marlboroman3952
    @marlboroman3952 2 года назад

    Chris is the least funny comedian today