I mean, Ollanius Pius (for better or for worse) was a Perpetual. And a Soldier. Which means he got around. There is a nonzero chance Simpkin is of that holy bloodline.
"The Cadian field manual contains a detailed guide on how to deal with enemy Astartes. It involves explosives and preparing yourself to Chad stride to the Emperor's side."
*Let all know the name of he who was defiant to the last, and beyond.* -final line of the order that immortalized Guardsman Simpkin as an Imperial Saint
@@Shalopa9 Hah the Emperor doesn't give a fuck, he sits on his throne and suckles on the suffering of his people uncaring... now Papa Nurgle, there's someone who'll care for you!
@@ladywaffle2210 Its called "Cadian Blood". Not sure if its on Spotify, but here's the link to the song on YT :) ruclips.net/video/uKT-f9F9tvY/видео.html
@@goat5136 rimmy had invincibility on cause he was finishing up the op so if he hadn't it would have been 2 dead chaos marines so I'm counting it as 2.
@@tadhgmcelligott3693 This a year old already but I feel the need to clarify / confirm, Rimmy's controlled heretic definitely died while Digby's, I believe, survived. We start the ending clip from Rimmy's perspective and he is blown back and killed by the explosion. We then get the other heretic's perspective where we see this one is injured but still standing and moving around. You can also tell just by listening to them talk. Rimmy's voice is clear and loud in the first part of the clip, but when we switch to the other's perspective, his voice gets further away as he is blown away from Simpkin's explosion and the other heretic.
"Where you see one man, I C4!" "See four?" (Realises exactly what he meant) "When you get to hell, tell 'em Simpkins sent ya! ...And then apologise on my behalf for the inconvenience!"
Ah yes and also the Emperor himself is related to three major men of the second world war, Joseph Stalin of the USSR, King George IV of Britain, and Emperor "quad chin" Hirohito of Japan
@@jackstrange4588 Ehh... "Tzar", "Kaiser" and such all became variations on "Caesar" (pronounced KAI-ZAR), which was a cognomen of a sub-family within the Julii, and, since 69 AD, became a general title for emperor. Technically correct, but doesn't *sound* right... It would still fit better to praise Him as "Ave Imperator" instead of "Ave Caesar". We're not in the Mojave here.
Lore wise I love how the drop troops get great gear and training but because the Guard’s ability to plan is on par with Marines Malevolent’s respect for life they have like a 0% operational survival rate
Hey you know how 99% of our military is really really slow to advance and the majority of our wars are prolonged sieges? Let's make a force that depends on us moving really really quickly to link up with them before they're wiped out
@@weldonwin yeah they get Dicked over constantly. Usually they get dropped behind enemy lines and then the Guard links up with their skinned and molested corpses 6 months latet
does not help that they are always deployed in the "worst case scenario" too. They are an elite force that is supposed to only be used in extreme circumstances, which, obviously doesnt help their chances of survival. Though in general 40k lore, even though many battles are written about as being "7 minutes till the guardsman dies". The majority of wars and battles are not as gruesome. A lot of "irrelevant" aka majority of campaigns and battles are pretty small scale with "normal" losses. Though these battles seldom matter when theres litterally a million different places to be sent to, let alone die in.
I I am one man; But I stand among many. I may die: But ten thousand shall take my place; I stand against horrors uncounted; But I do not despair. I am an Imperial Guardsman, I am the Hammer of The Emperor, And, I WILL NOT YIELD!
@@onatyungul872 I will never get tired of that saying. May have been a defeat but god damn was it glorious. Cadia was the planet and the planet broke before the Cadian Guard did. It literally took rendering the whole fucking planet asunder to bring them down and they still went down fighting and actually managed to evacuate 3 million people, how fucking badass is that for a regular joe? xD (considering what a regular joe is in the 40k universe)
Cadia never fell. It was merely placed in strategic reserve so that the entire Black Crusade might be destroyed by outflanking them with an entire planet.
@@Algoth_Bit as the planet fractured. As the line itself frayed. As all was doomed and dying, the guard took the breaking line in their bloodied, calloused hands. And held it. To their last. Bitter. Breath.
4:34 "this is terror, we're currently in a glorious charge against the mortar position!" "good copy terror, tell me how well it goes at the end, out" me, an intellectual: *bold of you to assume there will **_be_** an 'at the end'.*
14:22 When you don't have any respawns left near the end of an operation, and you just have to make your death counts. That was great, from the beginning till the very end! And that ending is surely one of the best to this day!
I as an Imperial Fist hold respect for the Imperial Guard. Though few rise above the bare minimum respect I give you valiant men, but that glorious Cadian Simpkin gave his life killing 2 detestable traitors? He has my respect. I will do as well as I can to send his family a purity seal commemorating his sacrifice. May the Emperor protect that valiant guardsman Simpkin.
The White Scars remember Guard Simpkin's sacrifice for his and our Emperor. In His name and for His glory, the guard gave his life. We all shall follow his example.
That ending krak grenade to finish off a Heretic Astarte! Cadia is proud of her Son today. Side notes: That heretics legs! His legs! And I can hear Sim yelling "EAT SHIT HERETICS!" on his way to the Emperor's Light Edit: Holy shit my most liked comment to date...
The second Astartes didn't die, but it is still significant that a single guardsman managed to take out a space marine. That's like taking out two MCU professor hulks who got smushed into one body but still have all the organs of both
-"Sir, we have developed new, super effective AA unit, with great mobility, versatility and capable of operating in harsh conditions." -"Sounds great, but no weapon is flawless." -"Yeah, about that... he's an aussie."
@@carterclary6637 guardsmen are just the soviet unions WW2 strategy on a galactic scale, and Acadia is one of the more famous guardsmen worlds, as it underwent a siege sp massive and powerful the planet itself shattered. But ever more, the Cadian guardsmen stood. The held the line. Cadia stands. (Seriously just look up some 40k lore videos, play em in the background when you are doing dishes or somethin.)
Carter Clary Yeah, but if Stalingrad was nuked, multiple times, and the red army didn’t gave up. I recommend the The Templin Institute video about Cadia, it’s beautiful
I could only imagine Rimmy's heart when sitting and editing the video in the end where he thought THAT SONG FITS TOO WELL. The sudden Adrenaline rush he got from listening to the song while thinking back on the moment when it happened 14:20
I love the varied suicide charge battle cries at the end XD Also, I believe that Rimmy now has a grand total of two kills and two assists against aircraft using small arms.
Simpkin at the end still tickles me, even after seeing the VOD. The best part is before that they were making jokes about bringing extra Krakk Grenades to deal with the Astartes.
The grenade at the end and all I hear is the Black Templar at the bottom of a pile of furries pulling the pin of a grenade saying the following: *No Mercy.*
13:47 The Emperor shall welcome these brave heroes in his great hall of martyrs. I have no doubt that they deliberately chose to protect the rest of their fellow valiant soldiers as they left, giving the machine spirit time to carry His troops away from the battle. Only in death does duty end. 14:28 And he is the most valiant of all. Also, that's my favorite fucking stratagem in the tabletop game.
That ending, damn it reminded me of that episode in Clone Wars where Fives and his squad mates no longer were declared Shiny's and that one scene where the guy with the Gatling blaster took himself and the CIS droids out in a suicide act solely to bring down the base and alert the Republic. Droids: Uh, do we take prisoners? Heavy: I don't. *Boom*
Rimmy. Somehow you have consistently found every reason I love the Imperial Guard in these videos. Highlighting the awesome things and showing the brave men and women in the Guard... and the idiots who are the brave men and women's fire support. I love all of this. Simpkin is truly one of the Holy Ollanius's Descendants.
That suicide bomb explosion at the end was the cherry on top of an amazing video. Let that mans actions be inscribed into the chapters of Imperial Guard military history.
I think I’m not the only one who thinks this, but I believe we all agree with one thing: Simpkin isn’t just any Imperial guardsman. He IS the imperial guard, and everything they represent. Shitty equipment, poor armour, dying in droves for an uncaring galaxy filled with endless unspeakable horror. And yet, no one. NO ONE. Has bigger grit, resilience and sheer force of will and bravery, like the Imperial Guard. He died standing. God speed, Simpkin. He’d definitely make for a fine Cadian and possibly a Kriegsman with that sacrifice. Also side note... HANG 10 BRO!!! 😂
ONLY IN DEATH DOES DUTY END! Simpkin is a perfect representation of a Guardsmen. If the enemy does not fall by the wall of guns, he shall choke on Imperial blood. CADIA STANDS
Cadian Blood before I saw this video: a pretty good song, with a bit of emotions. CADIA STANDS! Cadian Blood now: an epic song. For the Emperor. All hail the Patron Saint Simpkin!
Heretic Astartes: "Do We take prisoners?"
Cadian Guardsman: "I don't"
“He always did hate those heretics”
Nice reference my dude, that definitely suits the moment 😁
It's better to die for the emperor than to live for ones self.
You sir, win the internet.
Guardsman: “We have not the facility to take you all prisoner”
Simpkin is like that one imperial guard who threw himself before the arch traitor horus to save his god-emperor
Ollanius pious
Hail the Guardsman
The only thing that would have made that ending better is if he yelled cadia stands.
I mean, Ollanius Pius (for better or for worse) was a Perpetual. And a Soldier. Which means he got around.
There is a nonzero chance Simpkin is of that holy bloodline.
That is why I love the guard
“Where is your emperor now imperial?” “Give it a second be seeing him soon” Last confirmed radio transmission from Sergeant Simpkin
"He is with me. Right here." *Grenade pin clicks*
Where you see one man…I SEE FOUR.
Astartes: ??? See four? …wait, OH MY KHOR-BOOOOM.
@@Darkoriax17 oh my God the road is on fire
@@Darkoriax17 HA
@Druid of Scosglen it can always be more on fire.
“Zee’s Vaffle munchers never figured out that Alucard backvards ist…”
Simpkin is the embodiment of "today a pebble stops a landslide". Pure Imperial Guard.
That is perhaps the best philosophy to be put to a Imperial Guardsmen and I frickin love it
When the Emperor saw that, he got off the Throne and saluted Simpkin.
The White Scars remember Simpkin and honor his name. May he be called upon to defend the Emperor's honor, in this life or the next.
"It is better to die for the Emperor than to live for yourself."
Imagine having a medal created in your name
Rimmy and his bolt pistol is the the most effective Anti Aircraft battery in the 41st Millenium
do you mean rimmy himself is the most effective AA weapon... ever?
@@vladtheimpailer1769 I don’t really know what that means BUT I assume its really good.
They really need to find a way to mass produce him as a weapon of war.
@kirk_Petzer “Bane of Black skies”
Rimmy should be the name of an anti-air weapons platform
"The Cadian field manual contains a detailed guide on how to deal with enemy Astartes. It involves explosives and preparing yourself to Chad stride to the Emperor's side."
Best chad
Reminds me of all guardsmen party and blowing up traitor astartes with promethium tank while faking surrender, that and chad red army soldiers
Commissars: When there is something scary in the front, put something scarier in the back
@@ELITESrBAMOFOS945 The Prussian army defined discipline as "Having your soldiers be more afraid of their officers than the enemy".
@@aisir3725 Crisp lives in our hearts
"Let's all nicely, nicely-" *BOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
Death or victory. He chose both.
DEATH AND GLORY!
Only in Death does Duty end
And Cadia isn't Dead yet!
*raises Banner in Defiance*
Do or die
I prefer Die but DO!
*In life, battle. In death, victory.*
-motto of the 481st Kriegers, "Hellwalkers"
Victory needs no explanation, and defeat allows none.
Simpkin, Imperial Saint of middle fingers.
Tbh, the fething cleanup work ahead of Lord Gulliman is so blatantly monumental that there might actually be some dispute over that position...
"The enemy has gained air superiority. What AA assets do we have on the ground?"
"Commander Rimmy with a bolt pistol"
"yeah we'll be fine"
Real fine
Very fine
"Fine? aren't they actually already out of the air since we've got commander rimmy?"
@@thomasravard7127 even Commander Rimmy has to reload sometimes
Some real "Wait, they only sent two aircraft?!" vibes
“Let’s just be real, real,”
*proceeds to pull all the grenade pins*
“CADIAN.”
*Let all know the name of he who was defiant to the last, and beyond.*
-final line of the order that immortalized Guardsman Simpkin as an Imperial Saint
Let's just be real, real,... CADIA STANDS
*boom*
That was so awesome I nearly threw up. I'm not even kidding
That grenade was straight outta the CW with Heavy "Hey err.. Do we take prisoners?" "I don't know about you, but I don't"
Oh yes!
all Heavy said was, "I don't"
Real Star Wars moment for me. A reason to like Clones.
Droid: do we take prisoners?
Heavy: I don’t.
Detonates entire base killing fucking everything.
Droid: do we take prisoners
Heavy: I don’t
Also heavy: space allah akbar
Simpkin shall be ever immortalized in the annals of Cadian history
FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!
More accurate that he will be forgotten by normal men just like many many other guardsmen, but the emperor will always remember!
Reminds me of Hevy
@@Shalopa9 Hah the Emperor doesn't give a fuck, he sits on his throne and suckles on the suffering of his people uncaring... now Papa Nurgle, there's someone who'll care for you!
Barnaby Duggan heretic
Every time I hear a Digby speech I just see how long it is until artillery happens
lol right
Is Digby the guy that sounds like Rhys Darby? He cracks me up every time
Same
Um, Mortars or Howitzers? Or an AT gun straight to the face? Or the back of the head.
Tends to follow him don’t it
That ending really gives me flashbacks to The Clone Wars.
Droid: Uh, do we take prisoners?
Heavy: I... don’t. *presses detonator*
*Kaboom and sadness and epic star wars followed*
RIP Domino Squad
@@brotherkhrayn3525 echo is still alive. haven't watched bad batch, but in season 7 echo was still alive
@@Dankumemes yeah, I know, but still, rip the rest of Domino squad
@@brotherkhrayn3525 fives hurt the most man, he was close
"Let's just be real, real..."
*Grenade goes off*
"CADIAN BLOOD PAID THE PRICE, NOW WITH FERVOR IN THE FRAY! THOSE WHO WRONGED THEM SHALL THEY SLAY!"
It is a great song
@@PJR7297 What's it called, and is it on Spotify
@@ladywaffle2210 Its called "Cadian Blood". Not sure if its on Spotify, but here's the link to the song on YT :) ruclips.net/video/uKT-f9F9tvY/видео.html
God, that song and that moment made me both shed a tear and shed the blood of some heretics for the glory of the God Emperor
This was EPIC
Soldier to Emperor :
"Was I a good Soldier ?"
"No .. I've been told you were one of the best."
That man at the end giving his life to kill just one more heretic is what makes this a warhammer op
Not just a normal heretic, a Emperor damn Astartes Word Bearers. He made Cadia and the Imperium proud.
@@Star5aII 2 of them in fact! No wonder he was lying down, not even an Imperator Titan could have lift those balls
@@yochaiwyss3843 only 1 was killed but hey, an IG for a SM is not so bad. He made both Big E and Khorne proud.
@@goat5136 rimmy had invincibility on cause he was finishing up the op so if he hadn't it would have been 2 dead chaos marines so I'm counting it as 2.
@@tadhgmcelligott3693 This a year old already but I feel the need to clarify / confirm, Rimmy's controlled heretic definitely died while Digby's, I believe, survived.
We start the ending clip from Rimmy's perspective and he is blown back and killed by the explosion. We then get the other heretic's perspective where we see this one is injured but still standing and moving around.
You can also tell just by listening to them talk. Rimmy's voice is clear and loud in the first part of the clip, but when we switch to the other's perspective, his voice gets further away as he is blown away from Simpkin's explosion and the other heretic.
At the end there: “Uh, do we take prisoners?”
“I don’t.”
"Simpkin always did hate that village..."
Poor Hevy.
"Where you see one man, I C4!"
"See four?"
(Realises exactly what he meant)
"When you get to hell, tell 'em Simpkins sent ya! ...And then apologise on my behalf for the inconvenience!"
A man of culture
Oh my God the road is on fire
@@statton35 it could be more on fire
12.10 "technically praising the emperor"
Screams Holy words in Japanese
Battle Cry of the Hatamotan 103'rd Regiment of the Imperial Guard
Ah yes and also the Emperor himself is related to three major men of the second world war, Joseph Stalin of the USSR, King George IV of Britain, and Emperor "quad chin" Hirohito of Japan
You mean 12:10
Russian for god, tsar and fatherland would be technically praising emperor too
@@jackstrange4588
Ehh... "Tzar", "Kaiser" and such all became variations on "Caesar" (pronounced KAI-ZAR), which was a cognomen of a sub-family within the Julii, and, since 69 AD, became a general title for emperor. Technically correct, but doesn't *sound* right...
It would still fit better to praise Him as "Ave Imperator" instead of "Ave Caesar". We're not in the Mojave here.
"Cause you're Scottish, you're all called Rob"
I mean he's not wrong
Just like aussies are all called Bruce.
We had someone called Robert the Bruce I will grant you. But we also had someone called William Wallace as well ya know.
Havnae seen wan scot called rob
Ok Rob
Even the SR group has a Scottish member named Rob.
At the end: "That is where you are wrong good sir! For where you see one man... I C4!" *Pulls the pin*
Lol! That's one way to put it. 😆
*groans at audacity*
Sir Penwood for the win!
"See four?" *realizes and is stricken by grief and fear*
"When you reach Hell, tell them Penwood sent you."
@@KingDerpy13 "...and then apologize on my behalf for the inconvenience."
That Grenade at the end was true 40k greatness moment right there
Simpkin went down in a blaze of glorious HELLFIRE
Stringstorms cadian blood was a perfect touch at the end.
@Alfie Martin yes
Lore wise I love how the drop troops get great gear and training but because the Guard’s ability to plan is on par with Marines Malevolent’s respect for life they have like a 0% operational survival rate
That is what happens when you are supposed to cooperate with force intentionally designed to not work well with you.
Hey you know how 99% of our military is really really slow to advance and the majority of our wars are prolonged sieges? Let's make a force that depends on us moving really really quickly to link up with them before they're wiped out
@@mrlegodude96alt2 Elysian Drop Troops and Harikoni Warhawks: Are we Jokes to you?
@@weldonwin yeah they get Dicked over constantly. Usually they get dropped behind enemy lines and then the Guard links up with their skinned and molested corpses 6 months latet
does not help that they are always deployed in the "worst case scenario" too. They are an elite force that is supposed to only be used in extreme circumstances, which, obviously doesnt help their chances of survival.
Though in general 40k lore, even though many battles are written about as being "7 minutes till the guardsman dies". The majority of wars and battles are not as gruesome. A lot of "irrelevant" aka majority of campaigns and battles are pretty small scale with "normal" losses. Though these battles seldom matter when theres litterally a million different places to be sent to, let alone die in.
"Flavour text in human form"
Doesn't make him any less awesome, though! 😁👍
Did the guy in the end suicide bomb two traitor Astartes with a fake-out surrender?
yes
he did his duty to The Emperor
That was the most precious moment of this video
There is no surrender to the arch-enemy, fake-out or otherwise. Simpkins merely put down his rifle so that he might better operate the grenade.
@@therubberducktube Is not trickery one of many weapons the Emperors soldiers should wield?
I
I am one man;
But I stand among many.
I may die:
But ten thousand shall take my place;
I stand against horrors uncounted;
But I do not despair.
I am an Imperial Guardsman,
I am the Hammer of The Emperor,
And,
I
WILL
NOT
YIELD!
I may be small, but I will die a colossus.
"I'M FLAVOR TEXT IN HUMAN FORM!"
-Digby on his resumé, aptly describing his entire experience.
14:20 CADIA BROKE BEFORE THE GUARD!
NO!!!!! CADIA STANDS BROTHER, Planet broke but Guard never did.!!!!
@@onatyungul872 I will never get tired of that saying. May have been a defeat but god damn was it glorious.
Cadia was the planet and the planet broke before the Cadian Guard did.
It literally took rendering the whole fucking planet asunder to bring them down and they still went down fighting and actually managed to evacuate 3 million people, how fucking badass is that for a regular joe? xD (considering what a regular joe is in the 40k universe)
Cadia never fell. It was merely placed in strategic reserve so that the entire Black Crusade might be destroyed by outflanking them with an entire planet.
“Flanking them with a planet” 100% sounds like a WH40K move
@@Algoth_Bit as the planet fractured. As the line itself frayed. As all was doomed and dying, the guard took the breaking line in their bloodied, calloused hands. And held it. To their last. Bitter. Breath.
13:48 objective: *survive*
14:20 last objective: *become human*
And in one final instant I was human again
Nice reference.
Also, what an epic ending!
CADIA STANDS!!!
@@derekmensch3601 A HALO: Legends reference?
_A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one!_
alan westmoreland My god. Another fan of Halo Legends.
@@derekmensch3601 I need you to have the strength to do what you've never done.
14:20 That act of utter stubbornness, fearlessness and loyalty, that even the grim *Korpsmen of Krieg* would give props to.
4:34
"this is terror, we're currently in a glorious charge against the mortar position!"
"good copy terror, tell me how well it goes at the end, out"
me, an intellectual: *bold of you to assume there will **_be_** an 'at the end'.*
Well they never called back did they?
"priest extra holy" was the best pun i've heard all year
"Does anyone hear that knocking?" Is a reference I was not expecting to hear in this video, but i'm very pleased to say I understood it!
Sadly I don't understand it would you explain it please?
Plz explain I’m a smile brained
Hang on that's a reference? I just heard knocking
@@pacofman841
Valks haunted.
I thought it was Slaanesh patrols ....
The honorable kamikaze at the end with stringstorms Cadian blood in the background brings a tear to my eye.
*Humming intensifies*
"I have become a god!"
"Really?"
"Can you not feel my power and might!"
"I guess... What should we call you?"
"Flavour text."
14:22 When you don't have any respawns left near the end of an operation, and you just have to make your death counts.
That was great, from the beginning till the very end! And that ending is surely one of the best to this day!
14:20 it's just like that clone wars episode
Virgin B1 battle droid-"Do we take prisoners?"
Chad Clone Trooper-"I don't"
RIP Heavy!
He always did hate that place
nick papadopoulos rip 99 and fives
The heritic astartes flying away after the grenade. His legs were what got me rolling.
shoutout to Simpkin for that masterful sacrifice right at the end.
I as an Imperial Fist hold respect for the Imperial Guard. Though few rise above the bare minimum respect I give you valiant men, but that glorious Cadian Simpkin gave his life killing 2 detestable traitors? He has my respect. I will do as well as I can to send his family a purity seal commemorating his sacrifice. May the Emperor protect that valiant guardsman Simpkin.
The White Scars remember Guard Simpkin's sacrifice for his and our Emperor. In His name and for His glory, the guard gave his life. We all shall follow his example.
May the Emperor’s Light guide those on Simpkin’s path of honor.
Ronan Rafter *SALUTES IN MEMORY OF A BADASS GUARDSMAN WHO GAVE HIS LIFE TO KILL A TRAITOR*
May the emperor protect simpkin
*that one Imperial fist that spends his free time in the imperial hall of records sending notes and purity seals to the family of fallen guardsmen*
That ending krak grenade to finish off a Heretic Astarte! Cadia is proud of her Son today.
Side notes: That heretics legs! His legs!
And I can hear Sim yelling "EAT SHIT HERETICS!" on his way to the Emperor's Light
Edit: Holy shit my most liked comment to date...
The second Astartes didn't die, but it is still significant that a single guardsman managed to take out a space marine. That's like taking out two MCU professor hulks who got smushed into one body but still have all the organs of both
I mean, It was a gernade
That was a very badass ending
Tried so hard to hear Simp say that, but still a very badass way to end it: taking a Chaos Space Marine with you! Lol
@@rafengamer6296 He didn't, it's more a theoretical thin
no one:
absolutely no one:
Imperial navy: lets get drunk whilst flying boys
Rum ration.
Digby: *I'm flavor text in human form*
Me: you also bold italics when shooting guardsman.
That is hands down my favorite ending to a fustercluck
the only moment I think that rivals this in "epic ness" would be the elevator scene from the zombie op and Kenneth
If chaos comes a calling remember the words of this Saint *Ya Yeet*
Tennōheika Banzai may work as well but your mileage may vary
Praised be the saint!
More upvotes for the Patron Saint.
You fight more like a krieg guardsmen than cadian to be honest
@@commissarrichardson2715 I doubt a krieg will even think about surrendering at the first place...
Still waiting for someone to go "I don't have the firepower but I've got the mass" and just ram a valk into something
“Solid copy… hit ‘em hard boss”
天皇陛下万歳！
"Technically praising the emperor"
This kind of stuff is why I love this channel!
(Edit: typo)
-"Sir, we have developed new, super effective AA unit, with great mobility, versatility and capable of operating in harsh conditions."
-"Sounds great, but no weapon is flawless."
-"Yeah, about that...
he's an aussie."
HMAS Sydney once tried and failed to shoot down the planet Venus, but it's been uninhabitable since!
Even better
@@egoist920 Which one, the Town-class CL, the Leander-class CL, the Majestic-class CVL, the Adelaide-class FFG, or the Hobart-class DDG?
@@pozgaming4665 ALL OF THEM
14:09 now that is an example of what every guardsman should strive for.
It took me till the end to realise. That’s an instrumental of Cadian blood in the background. Good taste my dood.
Only thing that would’ve made the end better is if he yelled ‘CADIA STANDS!!!’ or ‘FOR THE EMPEROR!!!’
Well we can put that in our propaganda leaflets to inspire men and women to join the Guard.
God I want to put proud of the guardsmen or something, BUT I CANT BECAUSE DONT KNOW THE LORE AND I WANT TO
@@carterclary6637 guardsmen are just the soviet unions WW2 strategy on a galactic scale, and Acadia is one of the more famous guardsmen worlds, as it underwent a siege sp massive and powerful the planet itself shattered.
But ever more, the Cadian guardsmen stood.
The held the line.
Cadia stands.
(Seriously just look up some 40k lore videos, play em in the background when you are doing dishes or somethin.)
Kaimera Orzechowski Aight so basically Cadia was basically Stalingrad
Carter Clary Yeah, but if Stalingrad was nuked, multiple times, and the red army didn’t gave up. I recommend the The Templin Institute video about Cadia, it’s beautiful
Simpkin: damn, never thought this would be the way we go out.
Chaos Astartes: we?
*Explosion*
I could only imagine Rimmy's heart when sitting and editing the video in the end where he thought THAT SONG FITS TOO WELL. The sudden Adrenaline rush he got from listening to the song while thinking back on the moment when it happened 14:20
I love the varied suicide charge battle cries at the end XD
Also, I believe that Rimmy now has a grand total of two kills and two assists against aircraft using small arms.
Still an impressive count. --Nice changeling btw--
At the end there I was thinking "Is he going to pull a grenade and try to take them with him?" and sure enough he did. He shall forever be remembered!
Simpkin at the end still tickles me, even after seeing the VOD. The best part is before that they were making jokes about bringing extra Krakk Grenades to deal with the Astartes.
Simpkin was a true cadian, fighting to thr end.
The grenade at the end and all I hear is the Black Templar at the bottom of a pile of furries pulling the pin of a grenade saying the following:
*No Mercy.*
Simpkin's sacrifice at the end gave me chills bro
13:53 NO MAN WILL BE LEFT BEHIND OR THEY WILL KILL UNTIL THER DEATH CADIAN ARMY IS BEST ARMY
13:47 The Emperor shall welcome these brave heroes in his great hall of martyrs. I have no doubt that they deliberately chose to protect the rest of their fellow valiant soldiers as they left, giving the machine spirit time to carry His troops away from the battle. Only in death does duty end. 14:28 And he is the most valiant of all. Also, that's my favorite fucking stratagem in the tabletop game.
That ending, damn it reminded me of that episode in Clone Wars where Fives and his squad mates no longer were declared Shiny's and that one scene where the guy with the Gatling blaster took himself and the CIS droids out in a suicide act solely to bring down the base and alert the Republic.
Droids: Uh, do we take prisoners?
Heavy: I don't. *Boom*
Achievement Earned:
*Wall of Heroes*
14:00 so epic that song.
And so funny the "The moments gone, f*** off."
Just lol.
Rimmy. Somehow you have consistently found every reason I love the Imperial Guard in these videos. Highlighting the awesome things and showing the brave men and women in the Guard... and the idiots who are the brave men and women's fire support.
I love all of this. Simpkin is truly one of the Holy Ollanius's Descendants.
*technically praising the emperor* japan ahead of the times. The future is now... or well about 75 years ago
14:29, you can hear private Simpkins voice laughing from the Emperors Halls at the Traitors
AND RETRIBUTION SHALL BEGIN WITH ASTERIA
Zulu Campaign: "Has anyone noticed, our shadows don't have hats on?"
Cadian Campaign: We've one upped you, you bastards! 12:37
" You're the last guardsman left. "
Simpkin: " No... where you see one guardsman, I C4. "
" See four? BY THE DARK GODS, N- "
That has got to be one of the best Arma3 videos and THE best ending to one I have ever seen in my life
Oh my I forgot about the nade at the end. It was ARMAzing.
On this very day, Simpkin showed that even Chaos Astartes break before the guard does.
I loved the speech Rimmy gave against Fury when that one Thunderbolt strafed them
"Drop your weapon Imperial."
Ok let's all just be real nice now- *FOR THE EMPEROR!*
That guardsmen’s sacrifice has been noticed by the comasarry. guardsmen will be informed of his noble sacrifice and death in the name of the emperor.
Forever remembered in the books.
Band of Brothers 2: Imperial Boogaloo
"good copy the priest is extra holy" this mans reaction time on that joke is top tier.
Oh I LOVE the use of Cadian Blood towards the end. It’s too perfect.
Respect to that last guardsman he died but took two word bearers with him something most guardsmen will never do
I love how you could see Word Bearer!Rimmy go all crazy legs as he flew through the air in the last bit.
Chaos marines: Surrender Imperial!
Simpkin: No, i don't think that i will.
That ending. Haha I love that! He rather die then give up the Imperial guardsmen loyal soldier.
That suicide bomb explosion at the end was the cherry on top of an amazing video. Let that mans actions be inscribed into the chapters of Imperial Guard military history.
I think I’m not the only one who thinks this, but I believe we all agree with one thing:
Simpkin isn’t just any Imperial guardsman.
He IS the imperial guard, and everything they represent.
Shitty equipment, poor armour, dying in droves for an uncaring galaxy filled with endless unspeakable horror.
And yet, no one.
NO ONE.
Has bigger grit, resilience and sheer force of will and bravery, like the Imperial Guard.
He died standing.
God speed, Simpkin.
He’d definitely make for a fine Cadian and possibly a Kriegsman with that sacrifice.
Also side note...
HANG 10 BRO!!! 😂
Pretty sure he died while prone
@@alexanderlloydmendoza979 I like there are people like you who point out the minor shit like this.
"Pity the Guardsman"? NAY I say. HAIL THE GUARDSMAN!
ONLY IN DEATH DOES DUTY END!
Simpkin is a perfect representation of a Guardsmen.
If the enemy does not fall by the wall of guns, he shall choke on Imperial blood.
CADIA STANDS
Heretic: does he have a grenade?
Simpkin: no
Simpkin: you have a grenade.
Once I pull this pin it’s no longer my issue it’s your issue
Heretic Astartes:does he have a grenade
Simpkin:no you have a grenade
The Mechanicus doesn’t always give the best equipment but you Cadians know how to stretch an inch into a mile
Rimmy has an *inhuman* ability to take down aircraft with small arms.
That guardsmen at the end was bloody epic.
May the Emperor bell him in his afterlife.
"I'm favour text in human form!" And we love Digby for it!
That was the best "you'll never take me alive" I've seen so far.
Rimmy: (sneezes, kills half the guard)
The Emperor: You'll be a Comissar.
Cadian Blood before I saw this video: a pretty good song, with a bit of emotions. CADIA STANDS!
Cadian Blood now: an epic song. For the Emperor. All hail the Patron Saint Simpkin!
Aaaaah. Literally the first video I see upon reading the new 40k FAQ. Perfection.