OFFLINETV $10,000 WHITE ELEPHANT ft. Valkyrae, Fuslie, Myth, & Starsmitten

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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

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  • @awakenmytoads9632
    @awakenmytoads9632 4 года назад +15045

    Lily: “Its a thousand dollars so it has to be good”
    Michael: *laughs in oil*

    • @Schzercro
      @Schzercro 3 года назад +378

      His oil stash is going to be stolen by the American government for "funding"

    • @jacobdenosta3339
      @jacobdenosta3339 3 года назад +118

      Valkarae: laughs in kayak

    • @HaidarNormal
      @HaidarNormal 3 года назад +38

      I kinda like the oil tho

    • @dreamanime5730
      @dreamanime5730 3 года назад +14

      @@HaidarNormal same

    • @joonDOWN
      @joonDOWN 3 года назад +19

      you know poki is hella stressed XD lmfao

  • @caleblim6890
    @caleblim6890 4 года назад +4007

    Rae on the oil barrel: we are NOT bringing that home
    Brodin: we’ll ship the other 24 to you

    • @noxthederg9522
      @noxthederg9522 4 года назад +6

      Im the first to comment wow

    • @judahschafer4799
      @judahschafer4799 4 года назад +8

      @@noxthederg9522 wow so impressive there’s one other comment and it’s me

    • @-jaek-5156
      @-jaek-5156 4 года назад +8

      She sounded like a mother right there😂😂

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 4 года назад

      @Charlotte Harris aint thqt dream

    • @bobbobert9379
      @bobbobert9379 4 года назад +1

      *It's 1050 goddamn gallons of oil wtf*

  • @Duplacorn
    @Duplacorn 4 года назад +5501

    Michael sounds like a magic trickster goblin when he said “wooooo she chose the gift”

  • @Evan-rl1rn
    @Evan-rl1rn 3 года назад +6451

    Looking back on it, Michaels's gift is worth 4x what it was during this video. 55 gallons of crude oil is roughly $4300 US right now.

    • @EternalTriadthePaladin
      @EternalTriadthePaladin 3 года назад +382

      Yeah pretty much any constantly in demand commodity is a good gift since itll usually naturally increase right? Lol

    • @MrMinecraftGamer456
      @MrMinecraftGamer456 3 года назад +273

      @@EternalTriadthePaladin Not really. Oil is constantly being produced as well, so supply usually matches demand. The reason oil has grown so much is because it was recovering from all time lows due to production increases in oil by Russia and OPEC and Covid19 no want to traveling, thus not needing oil (it went negative Apr 2020) .

    • @Extraschmedium
      @Extraschmedium 2 года назад +75

      It’s 25 55 gallon barrels. So 1375 gallons.

    • @andymiller1597
      @andymiller1597 2 года назад +17

      Ohhh buddy

    • @tjbehrens7077
      @tjbehrens7077 2 года назад +7

      True

  • @jasonniu7386
    @jasonniu7386 4 года назад +3352

    the entire oil arc of this anime was actually too funny
    "its a barrel"
    "oh i dont want it"
    lmao

  • @tylerm7561
    @tylerm7561 4 года назад +6512

    Everyone to Michael: “You got a barrel of crude oil!”
    Michael: “No I got 25 barrels of crude oil”

    • @Shady36
      @Shady36 4 года назад +206

      25 barrels can translate into serious money though. But its dangerous to store because the fumes are flammable.
      Edit: I'm assuming they never left the refinery, so that pretty much translates to gas money for a year.

    • @OutMagic
      @OutMagic 4 года назад +138

      The fucking sudden turn of 1 barrel into 25 XD hilarious

    • @robbieisdabest8793
      @robbieisdabest8793 4 года назад +20

      @@Shady36 I mean isn’t it only worth about 1k since that’s what he bought it for

    • @thesneakyfoxtss
      @thesneakyfoxtss 4 года назад +114

      Oil's probably gonna go up soon too, so Michael picked a smart-ass investment.

    • @2LettersSho
      @2LettersSho 4 года назад +60

      @@robbieisdabest8793 There's often weird situations where companies need storage space for oil and things like this, chances are there's some way to make extra money from holding the barrels for some time.

  • @mr.morning8869
    @mr.morning8869 4 года назад +5011

    Everyone: its an iPhone. No its an Android.
    Michael: they're never going to suspect the OIL

  • @wadewats2278
    @wadewats2278 3 года назад +6158

    Micheal single handedly raised the level of comedy in offline tv

    • @RandomNulls
      @RandomNulls 3 года назад +291

      And also significantly increased the amount of times everyone has been tased

    • @justadumb8864
      @justadumb8864 3 года назад +72

      And the money spent

    • @rein6600
      @rein6600 2 года назад +5

      @@RandomNulls which was probably more than one

    • @ohitsrusher842
      @ohitsrusher842 Год назад +5

      He *is* the comedy

    • @yooniemin7
      @yooniemin7 Год назад +2

      Ii

  • @Juan-hd8re
    @Juan-hd8re 4 года назад +5650

    Scarra being the father taking the gift no one wants so his kids can be happy, good man

  • @Hmm.........................
    @Hmm......................... 4 года назад +7410

    "I got a PS5!"
    "I got an IPad!"
    "I got 25 barrels of industrial US Grade crude oil."

    • @PaperiLiidokki
      @PaperiLiidokki 4 года назад +200

      USA government would like to know your location.

    • @Zarafin
      @Zarafin 4 года назад +92

      *Us national anthem starts playing*

    • @neglectrio
      @neglectrio 4 года назад +36

      he could sell for much more

    • @cluanneyoula4634
      @cluanneyoula4634 4 года назад +23

      No no...
      I got something to dump into the ocean.

    • @wahabalrefai4987
      @wahabalrefai4987 4 года назад +12

      @@neglectrio the price is dropping rapidly from 100 usd a barrel 2010 to now its less then 30 usd a barrel nowdays and its dropping hard

  • @scout7225
    @scout7225 4 года назад +1804

    Michael's little dance when poki picked his gift is the biggest mood Ive ever seen

    • @trulyen
      @trulyen 4 года назад +16

      he's an elf

    • @xhaled5488
      @xhaled5488 4 года назад +1

      He was sanitizing his hands I think

  • @geeth.k.official1605
    @geeth.k.official1605 3 года назад +1288

    Poki: "is there an Iphone?"
    Michael: "no its way better"
    Lily: "an Android?"
    Michael: "CRUDE OIL"

  • @eringrant5191
    @eringrant5191 3 года назад +17243

    Michael skipping and happily cheering “she chose the gift! What a fuckin’ idiot!” Sent me rolling 😂😂😂

  • @ekko808
    @ekko808 3 года назад +4551

    You guys laugh, but the price of crude oil has gone up 10% since Christmas, and rising.
    Update: Michael bought at about $48 per barrel. It recently reached a peak of $84 in November 2021, which would have made for a nice profit of 75%. Omegabrain Michael.

  • @FlaMango6127
    @FlaMango6127 4 года назад +2753

    Pokimane: your gift will be wheeled in?
    Michael: *Runs like a goblin*

    • @cycoserin
      @cycoserin 4 года назад +50

      With the laugh of one as well

    • @mrbeastfan5795
      @mrbeastfan5795 4 года назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂Ikr

    • @fierce4453
      @fierce4453 4 года назад +13

      @Asura Code manz like krampus but with 300 tazer

    • @nova_apx8261
      @nova_apx8261 4 года назад +25

      “She picked the gift” “What a fuckin idiot”

    • @Dominik-sz3cy
      @Dominik-sz3cy 4 года назад +6

      WOOOO SHE CHOOSE THE GIFT

  • @isaacli1636
    @isaacli1636 2 года назад +664

    For those wondering, those 25 barrels of crude oil went from being worth ~$50 each to ~$120 each, so michael's gift went from being worth $1230 to ~$3000 now in March 2022 (a 250% increase)

    • @jean-bon1537
      @jean-bon1537 Год назад +16

      Michael is a genius for this

    • @chinguunerdenebadrakh7022
      @chinguunerdenebadrakh7022 Год назад +5

      Yeah, but these commodities don't just exist in a vacuum. They have to be stored. The amount of space you'd need for 25 barrels is pretty huge, depending on location, will easily surpass 2000 USD over a year. And then you'd have to somehow contact a refinery or a reseller who'll come pick it up for a lower price (because the guy has to, you know, account for the price of shipping and convenience).

    • @auraaa_2991
      @auraaa_2991 Год назад +26

      @@chinguunerdenebadrakh7022theres no way storing 25 barrels would cost more than 2k a year, simply looking at the size of the barrel i could fit 50 in my garage

    • @Zaratch
      @Zaratch Год назад +4

      What's the price now?? Hella curious

    • @ikosaheadrom
      @ikosaheadrom 6 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@Zaratch you should of asked in mid 2023 the pries were oof the roof back then

  • @Angie-iu2rj
    @Angie-iu2rj 4 года назад +2640

    I love how Rae just wants rocks and Michael just wants something to dump into the ocean. Then, there's the bidet and kayak.

    • @bradleytaber5873
      @bradleytaber5873 4 года назад +22

      Super excited to see Michael's next viddy now

    • @Jasmine-tw7dr
      @Jasmine-tw7dr 4 года назад +11

      @@bradleytaber5873 he kills all the turles next vid

    • @thegamingcomrades1669
      @thegamingcomrades1669 4 года назад +6

      When I seen this comment before the video I was half expecting 1000$ worth of plastic straws

    • @dragndorf9
      @dragndorf9 4 года назад +6

      TIL Rae doesn't know the difference between metals and rocks

    • @ki-kimo
      @ki-kimo 4 года назад

      I read you comment before the video and I thought this was a beach episode

  • @cryssalys3285
    @cryssalys3285 4 года назад +9413

    We see 9 people exchanging gifts and michael basically just bought 25 barrels of Crude oil

    • @dimensionalspirit4027
      @dimensionalspirit4027 4 года назад +279

      Technically 8, since myth also took for himself his silver

    • @KnightOfSkorri
      @KnightOfSkorri 4 года назад +164

      @@dimensionalspirit4027 actually at the very end of the video you can see Poki traded it to Myth, so it was technically still just Michael

    • @duodecaquark3186
      @duodecaquark3186 4 года назад +63

      @@KnightOfSkorri Then Toast took his stonks back as well.

    • @zSilverGuardian
      @zSilverGuardian 3 года назад +38

      @@dimensionalspirit4027 the silver is with rae, she even stream when holding it

    • @Ohnay77
      @Ohnay77 3 года назад +1

      I’m sorry BASICALLY?!

  • @delaticaldigital
    @delaticaldigital 4 года назад +2652

    Lily: *gets good gifts
    Everyone else: *Hippity hoppity, your gift is now my property*

    • @GC-kj4zv
      @GC-kj4zv 4 года назад +57

      Everyone else: it's free real estate

    • @sagescribe_
      @sagescribe_ 4 года назад +38

      Everyone else: is for me?

    • @i-am-a-furret9716
      @i-am-a-furret9716 4 года назад +7

      this has been the best comment I have seen on this site so far, have a cookie 🍪

    • @vailingbow1068
      @vailingbow1068 4 года назад +1

      I wouldn't have gotten it if I had the chance.

    • @forestt_2146
      @forestt_2146 4 года назад

      @@sagescribe_ 👉☹👈

  • @Lewis95xp
    @Lewis95xp 3 года назад +3084

    "You get 55 gallons of crude oil!": Michael Reeves confirmed *true neutral*
    "Dump it into the ocean for fun! Throw it in a lake!": Michael Reeves confirmed *neutral evil*
    "Oh I don't want it!": Michael Reeves confirmed *chaotic evil*

    • @MartinFinnerup
      @MartinFinnerup 3 года назад +34

      That's news to you? XD Michael radiates chaos!

    • @sporeman1331
      @sporeman1331 3 года назад +25

      We all know Michael Reeves is the pinacle of Chaotic Evil and that's why we love him.

    • @c0dejjshizpostarchive624
      @c0dejjshizpostarchive624 2 года назад +5

      Technecally "Dump it into the ocean" is more chaotic, so it would go: n, cn, ce

  • @OfficialPrincePie
    @OfficialPrincePie 4 года назад +3709

    The two types of gifts:
    - The ones that everyone obsesses over
    - 25 barrels of oil

  • @sagwajam1753
    @sagwajam1753 4 года назад +3032

    We all know micheals using the “dumping the oil in the ocean“ joke to cover up the fact hes making a 35 foot apocolypse robot

    • @personagrand5674
      @personagrand5674 4 года назад +43

      Michael Reeves invented Liberty Prime

    • @masterhbh2158
      @masterhbh2158 4 года назад +3

      Yep

    • @slowfia
      @slowfia 4 года назад +3

      Lol cause dumping oil in the ocean is 10x better than building a robot with it.

    • @noferbeshay3869
      @noferbeshay3869 4 года назад +1

      so dam true that might be his next vid maybe the old house is the robot but not conpleat

    • @IceMetalPunk
      @IceMetalPunk 4 года назад +6

      I think he's using the "dumping the oil in the ocean" joke to cover up the fact that he's actually planning on dumping it in the ocean.

  • @RT-sx4ty
    @RT-sx4ty 4 года назад +2182

    Poki: Maybe it's an iPhone
    Michael: My goals are far beyond your understanding

  • @zucco9486
    @zucco9486 3 года назад +1461

    Imagine you wake up for Christmas and you know you’ve been bad, you’re dreading the day Christmas comes around, but it’s here. You go to look under your Christmas tree and expect coal, but there is 25 barrels of oil there

    • @JotaroKujo-nj4bx
      @JotaroKujo-nj4bx 3 года назад +113

      “JOKES ON YOU SANTA, THE PRICE FOR CRUDE OIL ON THE MARKET HAS RISEN BY 10%. I SMELL PROFIT!”

    • @galaxian2797
      @galaxian2797 3 года назад +5

      @@JotaroKujo-nj4bx lol

    • @ormbaggen
      @ormbaggen 3 года назад +16

      its worth around 1700 dollars in todays exchange rates so it wasnt a bad gift tbh

    • @Halichika
      @Halichika 3 года назад +2

      I'd be so happy lol

    • @fatesse3135
      @fatesse3135 3 года назад +6

      @@ormbaggen Almost $1900 today, the real question is when did Mykull end up selling it off?

  • @thenamesreaper1587
    @thenamesreaper1587 4 года назад +9365

    “FROM MINECRAFT” *This proves that the fact Michael is now an addict*

    • @bastiangalaz4580
      @bastiangalaz4580 4 года назад +106

      Just the one thing harder than crack.

    • @HectorGama94
      @HectorGama94 4 года назад +2

      Duck

    • @Roshi-kq4bf
      @Roshi-kq4bf 4 года назад +3

      Always has been though

    • @xmagnus9671
      @xmagnus9671 4 года назад +1

      Kkona

    • @spiroghast
      @spiroghast 4 года назад +23

      I WOULD TAKE THE CRUDE OIL TO KILL THE TURTLES FOR MORE PLASTIC STRAWS

  • @sunnyride89
    @sunnyride89 4 года назад +814

    12:17 The way Michael ran to get his gift cracked me up so hard
    "She Chose the gift, what a fuckin' idiot!"

    • @alifizharulhaq3370
      @alifizharulhaq3370 4 года назад +36

      Ikr, the way he says it while running and jumping

    • @bastiangalaz4580
      @bastiangalaz4580 4 года назад +29

      You just invoked the gnome of crude oil.

    • @lachezarhristov4192
      @lachezarhristov4192 4 года назад +3

      Idk why but I get reminded of Cicero from his voice right there.

    • @emzi2975
      @emzi2975 4 года назад

      @@lachezarhristov4192 That is exactly it, i was wondering where it reminded me off so ty.

    • @Aflay1
      @Aflay1 4 года назад

      @@bastiangalaz4580
      Oh my god I’m crying

  • @hauntreaper
    @hauntreaper 4 года назад +29405

    daddy scarra letting all his children have the good gifts god bless his soul

  • @magmatard8737
    @magmatard8737 3 года назад +697

    One year later I'd say Michael and Toast's gifts ended up being the best in the long run

    • @jenniegoldberg9084
      @jenniegoldberg9084 Год назад +2

      what u think now???

    • @omgitsme2736
      @omgitsme2736 11 месяцев назад +2

      lol no giving investment instruments is not a great gift lmao. Not to mention having to house 25 barrels of oil for an unspecified amount of time

  • @トミア-y4y
    @トミア-y4y 4 года назад +4329

    Scarra’s lthe dad who doesn’t care what he gets he just wants his kids to be happy

  • @YounBryan
    @YounBryan 4 года назад +4072

    Poki: Is it an iPhone?
    Rae: Is it an Andriod?
    Micheal: *You have no idea whats coming*

    • @joshuarichardson7300
      @joshuarichardson7300 4 года назад +17

      Fuck poki

    • @pepperonipizza8929
      @pepperonipizza8929 4 года назад +8

      It’s better than both

    • @frankhamburger2075
      @frankhamburger2075 4 года назад +35

      @@joshuarichardson7300 that’s the plan

    • @GreatBlueSkai
      @GreatBlueSkai 4 года назад +8

      @@pepperonipizza8929 its the best gift in all of this

    • @samfairbanks3692
      @samfairbanks3692 4 года назад +4

      @@joshuarichardson7300
      good luck mate, she's probably hard too achieve, wish you the best tho! happy holidays

  • @Frostbite2346
    @Frostbite2346 4 года назад +7536

    Poki: opens Michael’s gift
    Michael: You’ve just activated my trap card

    • @unsettlingriyuki6572
      @unsettlingriyuki6572 4 года назад +92

      Also Micheal: Trapcard is also Going to be Useful as time passes by! I Will Manipulate Society that Crude Oil Has An Abundant amount of Good Luck when you put it beside your Bed! I will be Filthy Rich in 2 Years Babyyyyy, HEHEHEHE!

    • @patrickvillareal3166
      @patrickvillareal3166 4 года назад +5

      lol

    • @gaby4076
      @gaby4076 4 года назад +1

      Hes voice cracked me open when we said "its a 55 gallon of crude oil"
      idk why

    • @opuser1
      @opuser1 4 года назад +4

      What I find absolutely bonkers is that Michael LIFTS the barrel. If its full its could weigh like 135 KILOS/300 POUNDS

    • @JWolfiez
      @JWolfiez 3 года назад +2

      @@opuser1 yeah he is BUFF AS FUCK

  • @baileysmith4744
    @baileysmith4744 3 года назад +130

    in the end they didnt even keep their gifts, they just traded them off. you can see Myth took the bidet and Rae took the silver. Michael still got his inflated prices of crude oil which is pog

  • @jackgraham3988
    @jackgraham3988 4 года назад +2213

    Michael's fuckin trot when he goes to wheel in the gift is GOLD

    • @dreamstannumber4730
      @dreamstannumber4730 3 года назад +12

      Same with his “You get 55 gallons of crude oil.” As he tosses something around.

    • @isamukawamori8296
      @isamukawamori8296 3 года назад +4

      In fact, it's black gold!

    • @jackgraham3988
      @jackgraham3988 3 года назад +1

      @@isamukawamori8296 Ayyy

    • @hirtew7
      @hirtew7 3 года назад +1

      @@isamukawamori8296 Texas Tea

    • @kylecheng3710
      @kylecheng3710 3 года назад +1

      no it was OIL
      *even better*

  • @HyperfixationWizard
    @HyperfixationWizard 3 года назад +17200

    Let's be real here. Micheal adding crude oil into the elephant gift stack was just an excuse for him to initiate phase 1 of his plan to exterminate all the turtles.

    • @glitchy5420
      @glitchy5420 3 года назад +126

      Oh no!

    • @demonzrising2545
      @demonzrising2545 3 года назад +269

      @@glitchy5420 anyways, I started USING PLASTIC BAGS AND STRAWS MORE OFTEN blasting

    • @glitchy5420
      @glitchy5420 3 года назад +23

      @@demonzrising2545 Aaah

    • @astr.4
      @astr.4 3 года назад +24

      @@glitchy5420 ha you're dead

    • @bulb4755
      @bulb4755 3 года назад +8

      Yes

  • @tHfrtf
    @tHfrtf 4 года назад +2056

    So no one's going to appreciate scarra's sacrifice, he keeps the kayak instread of stealing starsmitten's item

    • @mainarii
      @mainarii 4 года назад +105

      Yea scarraa so wholesome and celine is so cute akjxdbwjksjchejw

    • @lillrice27
      @lillrice27 4 года назад +174

      Tbh I don’t think scarra really cared for a Louis Vuitton wallet anyways

    • @bodolevente2246
      @bodolevente2246 4 года назад +41

      If he would've took the wallet the title could have been "Scarra STOLE Celine's wallet?!"

    • @vailingbow1068
      @vailingbow1068 4 года назад +27

      Well, I'd rather have a Kayak than the Louis Vuiton. Any straight man would. Usually.

    • @DaimyoD0
      @DaimyoD0 4 года назад +46

      @@vailingbow1068 Idk if it's a sexuality thing so much as a luxury brands are fuckin stupid and I want to go kayaking thing, but I agree

  • @Baconator871
    @Baconator871 2 года назад +39

    In good gifts, there is always a bad one and Michael makes that bad gift into comedy. He always does that role amazingly

  • @Concrusher
    @Concrusher 4 года назад +4664

    Headlines two weeks later: Local crackhead arrested for dumping 25 barrels of oil into the pacific ocean

  • @notjunha5041
    @notjunha5041 4 года назад +3078

    everyone: ITS AN IPHONE
    michael: *fifty five gallons of crude oil*

    • @meisteraffe2239
      @meisteraffe2239 4 года назад +67

      1 375 gallons actualy

    • @mobarnes9272
      @mobarnes9272 4 года назад +8

      @@meisteraffe2239 it’s not 55 gallons per barrell

    • @TheMmAaTtZz
      @TheMmAaTtZz 4 года назад +55

      @@mobarnes9272 55 gallons is ~ $65, so it is actually 55 gallons per barrel

    • @cakepigs
      @cakepigs 4 года назад +32

      @@mobarnes9272 you're correct it's 55 gallons pair drum those are drums not barrels, barrels only carry 42 gallons per barrel, but it is still 1375 gallons of crude oil because there are 25 drums.

    • @mobarnes9272
      @mobarnes9272 4 года назад +4

      @@cakepigs If it was 1375 gallons Michael would have that said many because it is was way more significant.

  • @tipsy4373
    @tipsy4373 4 года назад +1788

    Everyone else: Wants ipad, coffee, ps5, a massage
    Rae: I kinda want the rock tho

    • @MattatonicLife
      @MattatonicLife 4 года назад +41

      tbf, it's kinda unique! Not many people own one of them, plus it can easily be liquidated for cash in a pinch :)

    • @annazfiirizky1952
      @annazfiirizky1952 4 года назад +24

      Well its a shiny 1000 dollars rock

    • @echung168
      @echung168 4 года назад +24

      Honestly.. getting an actual brick of rare ore is pretty nice, and quite a flex despite the amount

    • @melons3994
      @melons3994 4 года назад +8

      Micheal: Give me my oil back

    • @gageshurtliff6201
      @gageshurtliff6201 4 года назад

      Yah ps5 or an oculus

  • @piyo744
    @piyo744 3 года назад +76

    lily's face when she goes "did you actually get 25 barrels" is pure fear

  • @niffintherpggamer4338
    @niffintherpggamer4338 4 года назад +366

    Scarra's the real g here. We call him Don Scarra cause he takes care of everyone and takes the hit.

  • @azulaswrath4199
    @azulaswrath4199 4 года назад +1944

    I just can't get over rae yelling "I LOVE ROCKS", with her whole chest

  • @abrahamcervantes5799
    @abrahamcervantes5799 4 года назад +1606

    Everyone: “Michael’s gift is ridiculous”
    Micheal’s 5HEAD: *covers himself in oil, waits for it to rain, flys*

    • @m.behan6
      @m.behan6 4 года назад +6

      Abraham Cervantes LMAOO

    • @sealtrain8252
      @sealtrain8252 4 года назад +3

      Wtf 😂😂😂

    • @cheri8832
      @cheri8832 4 года назад +2

      wtff lmaooo

    • @ChiriConCarne
      @ChiriConCarne 4 года назад +10

      This made me laugh because this is an old forgotten meme.

    • @oz121
      @oz121 4 года назад +3

      He's gonna wait for it to rain

  • @moomoomachines7193
    @moomoomachines7193 2 года назад +124

    Michael’s gift was secretly the most valuable.

  • @kindofspoon3y-205
    @kindofspoon3y-205 4 года назад +1537

    Yoo michael’s bounciness is hilarious because he just knows he’s about to end someone’s christmas

    • @pedroks7756
      @pedroks7756 4 года назад +16

      That is very accurate

    • @xuanya3454
      @xuanya3454 4 года назад +30

      The grinch live action

    • @ieatroofing
      @ieatroofing 4 года назад +19

      12:17 its the WOOOOOO for me

    • @santiagosenoran1217
      @santiagosenoran1217 4 года назад

      It's like a retro fighting fantasy videogame character

    • @fluteisland
      @fluteisland 4 года назад +1

      im your 1,000th like

  • @thememeestfilmbuff
    @thememeestfilmbuff 4 года назад +17347

    Scarra got a kayak, so now he can experience the beauty of nature, *unless it’s in one of Michael’s crude oil dump sites.*

    • @lucifersatan4611
      @lucifersatan4611 4 года назад +230

      Micheal wouldn’t be that evil, right?

    • @filipjanak8313
      @filipjanak8313 4 года назад +800

      @@lucifersatan4611 You are talking about a person who made baby targeting drones here.

    • @yesman5980
      @yesman5980 4 года назад +57

      PAYBACK

    • @lucifersatan4611
      @lucifersatan4611 4 года назад +41

      @@filipjanak8313 well its for plastic babies.

    • @darina3676
      @darina3676 4 года назад +10

      LMAO

  • @depressednatalong97
    @depressednatalong97 4 года назад +1963

    Poki: *gets michael's gift*
    Michael: "what a fuking idiot"
    This guy have me laughing in my bathroom for 10 minutes.

    • @mintjam2995
      @mintjam2995 4 года назад +19

      ME TOO OMG ITS SO FRICKING FUNNT

    • @ieatroofing
      @ieatroofing 4 года назад +52

      I love how he says WOOOOOO as he gallops away

    • @goodheavens402
      @goodheavens402 4 года назад +5

      SHE HAS PICKED THE GIFT. SHE IS NOW STUPUD

    • @vincejuarez2888
      @vincejuarez2888 4 года назад

      Pre sanaol hinart ng offline tv😭😭

    • @chrisproduction.5357
      @chrisproduction.5357 3 года назад

      @@vincejuarez2888 Hahahah

  • @NyikaWachira
    @NyikaWachira 3 года назад +47

    "Its a balance between being good and wanting a good gift, right? And its harder for someone who has a good heart to steal. So if I just take celine's silver, then now, celine, you have the choice to steal, or take another gift"
    Toast's Ginormous Brain - 2020

  • @sidgustafson142
    @sidgustafson142 4 года назад +1748

    Everyone: iPads, spa time, Starbucks
    Michael: OIL

  • @tarae6587
    @tarae6587 4 года назад +1222

    toast is the last person i would've expected to take the spa treatment, but in retrospect it's actually the most toast thing ever

    • @monosidmusic
      @monosidmusic 4 года назад +61

      Yeah spa is definitely is his thing

    • @naopyonpyon
      @naopyonpyon 4 года назад +85

      And then the 2nd most Toast thing is to be thoughtful "off cam" and giving it back to Yvonne in exchange of the stonks

    • @danigirl1113
      @danigirl1113 4 года назад +30

      @@EpicTacoSenpai it’s in the video. The ending you can see the people switching gifts and you see toast and Yvonne taking each others

    • @jaybirdy
      @jaybirdy 4 года назад +23

      Actually I believe at the end you can see Lily taking the spa treatment (she lays down with an eye mask). Yvonne with the Starbucks (she love Starbucks) and Toast with the stocks LOL

    • @Sound_Spark
      @Sound_Spark 4 года назад

      @@EpicTacoSenpai oh, please we know hes gonna dump it.

  • @meepmi
    @meepmi 4 года назад +890

    "Kayak?"
    "Absolutly not!"
    Best interaction ever

  • @rockstardynamite
    @rockstardynamite 3 года назад +39

    Listen - the oil was the greatest present there, but them giving gifts to the crew during this too is probably the most wholesome part of it.

  • @slamminsammyjo
    @slamminsammyjo 4 года назад +1810

    So Michael is finally gonna get rid of those pesky turtles. What a masterful evil plan.

    • @highlandstorm0137
      @highlandstorm0137 3 года назад

      Nuu. Not the tortles. (´Д` )
      Гув сзьькфак

    • @jorgemtzb9359
      @jorgemtzb9359 3 года назад +16

      @@highlandstorm0137 Finally a method even more effective than shoving straws through their hateable nose.

  • @nolanthrntn3382
    @nolanthrntn3382 4 года назад +3187

    Michael: has 25 barrels of oil
    The US: “I’ll take your entire stock.”

    • @MayoLovesMusic8888
      @MayoLovesMusic8888 4 года назад +12

      sTOnKs

    • @_morgoth_
      @_morgoth_ 4 года назад +108

      Actually...
      The US: We must bomb and invade the Offline TV House

    • @scarletpsychowolf3578
      @scarletpsychowolf3578 4 года назад +22

      If they could sell that for $100 a barrel, mad profit though that may be stretching it too much

    • @mystfawn8774
      @mystfawn8774 4 года назад +37

      At the start of the Covid outbreak, oil prices tanked hard because there was nowhere to store it. They've not recovered yet, so right now, oil is (relatively) cheap if u can store it.... Give it a year, thats gonna double in price, if not more

    • @howinthewhat
      @howinthewhat 4 года назад +3

      @@scarletpsychowolf3578 yeah even if they were to somehow scam the buyer the maximum would be like 70$ a barrel, still profit tho, I guess.

  • @crimsonessqueen
    @crimsonessqueen 3 года назад +3583

    The motion michael makes as he announces the 55 gallons of crude oil gets me everytime.
    13:12

    • @emillildballe4543
      @emillildballe4543 3 года назад +87

      I was surprised at how many times he catched it

    • @b1ng049
      @b1ng049 3 года назад +9

      SAME

    • @quinncalista2204
      @quinncalista2204 3 года назад +30

      like Rumpelstiltskin out here

    • @ekko808
      @ekko808 3 года назад +4

      55 *barrels* @ 42 gallons...55 gallons is child's play!

    • @pforgottonsoul
      @pforgottonsoul 3 года назад +1

      @@ekko808 25 barrels at 55 gallons each.

  • @literallycanadian
    @literallycanadian 3 года назад +62

    See the funny part is, if whoever got the barrel of oil held onto it, its like $1700 now.

  • @IkLkOkVkEkJkUkLkIkA
    @IkLkOkVkEkJkUkLkIkA 4 года назад +3667

    everybody: Michael that's a lot of crude oil. Michael: oh I got 25 of these fuckers

    • @BN-pn2jk
      @BN-pn2jk 4 года назад +103

      Guess we know the topic of his next video. What you can do with 25 Barrels of Crude Oil :D

    • @LeviathanOmega
      @LeviathanOmega 4 года назад +71

      @@BN-pn2jk How many Turtles can we tank with 25 barrels of crude oil?

    • @emanoelteixeira7862
      @emanoelteixeira7862 4 года назад +12

      You said OIL??? THAT SHIT IS MINE

    • @memerboi1336
      @memerboi1336 4 года назад +6

      @@emanoelteixeira7862 'Merica

    • @theprovoloneprince9729
      @theprovoloneprince9729 4 года назад +1

      Goodbye turtles

  • @__xiiyue
    @__xiiyue 4 года назад +1490

    The way Rae is terrified of how everyone is literally passing $1000 around like it's nothing LMAO

    • @Si_Luis904
      @Si_Luis904 4 года назад +85

      But yet she made 180k this month from just youtube.

    • @amandahe3873
      @amandahe3873 4 года назад +8

      @@Si_Luis904 wait, how do you know? Just wondering

    • @Si_Luis904
      @Si_Luis904 4 года назад +59

      @@amandahe3873 in one of her streams she accidently revealed her statistics page.

    • @tuxzilla27
      @tuxzilla27 4 года назад +18

      @@amandahe3873 I believe she leaked it on her stream a few days ago and there were a few articles about it

    • @arsonist___
      @arsonist___ 4 года назад +8

      she accidentally leaked her yt studio dashboarx

  • @Apollo-tj1vm
    @Apollo-tj1vm 3 года назад +21582

    Michael took giving coal for Christmas to a whole new level

    • @Derpzling
      @Derpzling 3 года назад +710

      dump it into the sea for fun.

    • @pomelo9840
      @pomelo9840 3 года назад +260

      Well non decomposed wood and literally melted animals and plants compressed by immense pressure ARE kind different, but it's not THAT much of a stretch

    • @radioactivehuman9764
      @radioactivehuman9764 3 года назад +113

      They're both fossil fuels

    • @theobserver2468
      @theobserver2468 3 года назад +57

      Liquified coal

    • @xiphexlive
      @xiphexlive 3 года назад +79

      Instead of coal he gave a way to fucking kill those turtles.

  • @crazyasshandle
    @crazyasshandle 3 года назад +87

    Rays reactions in this video is freaking priceless
    Like when toast was saying how it’s hard for someone with a good heart to steal it you can see rays face lmao

  • @will_bath19
    @will_bath19 4 года назад +3932

    Everyone’s gonna wake up tomorrow to see Michael filling a pool with oil lmao

    • @butternutithink1067
      @butternutithink1067 4 года назад +235

      THIS IS WHY HE HASNT UPLOADED IN 3 MONTHS HES WAITING FOR THE OIL

    • @will_bath19
      @will_bath19 4 года назад +26

      @@butternutithink1067 Probably true lol

    • @orbitalpotato9940
      @orbitalpotato9940 4 года назад +23

      Plot twist: It their pool in the backyard.

    • @will_bath19
      @will_bath19 4 года назад +10

      @@orbitalpotato9940 Gotta break in the new house I guess

    • @error-mq2fz
      @error-mq2fz 4 года назад +1

      👁👄👁

  • @soulless3275
    @soulless3275 3 года назад +7733

    Poki: *picks Michael’s gift*
    Michael: YOU’VE TRIGGERED MY TRAP CARD

  • @riew
    @riew 4 года назад +721

    Scarra taking one for the team and choosing the kayak over everything else is the most wholesome thing i've seen this whole year.

    • @svenvanbree7040
      @svenvanbree7040 4 года назад +7

      Ngl i would love that kayak

    • @brenotome
      @brenotome 4 года назад +11

      the kayak is actually the best gift if the person is gonna use it, for me the worst is the wallet.

    • @mizukihattori9716
      @mizukihattori9716 4 года назад +7

      Hope the kayak can withstand the weight of his balls

    • @gluttony8986
      @gluttony8986 4 года назад +3

      @@mizukihattori9716 Thats hecka disrespectful, weird humor.

    • @chhorchhayly3755
      @chhorchhayly3755 4 года назад

      Can someone tell him that he will be in danger if he go on kayaking cuz I have made a prediction

  • @PolskiGamingIsHere
    @PolskiGamingIsHere 2 года назад +7

    I love how they all opened gifts and had a great time doing so. Also making it very fun for us to watch. While also including their actual team (Production, filmers, editors etc) into it. Funny as hell and wholesome. Good mix

  • @UntrainableWizard
    @UntrainableWizard 4 года назад +2622

    *Everyone's mind*: "PlayStation, iPad, StarBucks, Bidet."
    *Rae's mind*: "Rock... Rock... Rock... Rock... Rock..."

    • @panda_69
      @panda_69 4 года назад +7

      Lmao 🤣

    • @strbourne
      @strbourne 4 года назад +107

      *Michael’s mind*: 55 gallons of crude oil

    • @KiyanPocket
      @KiyanPocket 4 года назад +5

      Imagine getting gifted a fricking bidet lmao

    • @fatherplatypus2316
      @fatherplatypus2316 4 года назад

      I mean, its perfect for investation. I'll take it too more than any other gifts

    • @xXHydroDragonXx
      @xXHydroDragonXx 4 года назад +2

      @@strbourne Not just 55 gallons, 55×25 gallons of crude oil xDD

  • @luv4097
    @luv4097 4 года назад +1235

    Michael get's 25 barrels of crude oil as a Christmas gift.
    US: "is for me?"

    • @Skypatrol-zh6qp
      @Skypatrol-zh6qp 4 года назад +21

      Bruh, do you think, that Michael is going to give up his oil even for the government, and not pull a Gundam right out of his ass just to repel 'em? He's just an agent of chaos, that' shits' scary

    • @User-xl8ke
      @User-xl8ke 4 года назад +20

      @@Skypatrol-zh6qp He technically was the government at one point. 😳

    • @Skypatrol-zh6qp
      @Skypatrol-zh6qp 4 года назад +2

      @@User-xl8ke
      Say what now?

    • @User-xl8ke
      @User-xl8ke 4 года назад +3

      @@Skypatrol-zh6qp Micheal did work for the government.

    • @Skypatrol-zh6qp
      @Skypatrol-zh6qp 4 года назад +4

      @@User-xl8ke
      Ah, yes, that slipped my mind. I have seen the video where he mentioned it, but it was quite some time ago. That's quite an interesting and a big feat for someone who is now a Full Metal Crackhead
      Also I wonder if he still has some privileges or contacts from it...

  • @narucok
    @narucok 4 года назад +2135

    Poki: *takes Michael's gift
    Michael: in case you haven't notice, you've fallen into my trap

    • @whs5517
      @whs5517 4 года назад +33

      Even tho he ended up taking the oil back loll

    • @ryanbui2046
      @ryanbui2046 4 года назад +47

      It’s not really a white elephant game if you get to sell the oil though. But it’s still hilarious to get 25 barrels of oil for Christmas

    • @alannmarc6954
      @alannmarc6954 4 года назад +6

      @@ryanbui2046 that's true but what can you do with 25 barrels of oil

    • @rosemarieconchas1402
      @rosemarieconchas1402 4 года назад +21

      Throw it in the ocean

    • @ryanbui2046
      @ryanbui2046 4 года назад +9

      @@alannmarc6954 EXACTLY
      It’s a white elephant. You can’t give it away you HAVE to keep it. That’s the risk!
      Or Micheal could like make an oil powered tazer

  • @iicy8871
    @iicy8871 3 года назад +49

    12:18 micheal’s reaction was actually amazing

    • @davemcclure5420
      @davemcclure5420 6 месяцев назад +1

      Only reason I watched the video.

  • @Dogical
    @Dogical 4 года назад +3081

    Everyone: Buys a fun gift for everyone to enjoy.
    Michael: Oil.

    • @Alteczar
      @Alteczar 4 года назад +32

      Kayak is a fun gift? XD

    • @yikes5046
      @yikes5046 4 года назад +78

      @@Alteczar Kayaking is pretty fun tbf

    • @TsdsxSansTSSunStone
      @TsdsxSansTSSunStone 4 года назад +38

      Myth literally bought a bar of silver

    • @saudade7842
      @saudade7842 4 года назад +15

      Back when oil was really cheap I was going to buy $1,000 worth of crude but I decided not too.

    • @Lica_The_Furry
      @Lica_The_Furry 4 года назад +2

      @@yikes5046 yeah kayaking is pretty fun

  • @ryogames9149
    @ryogames9149 4 года назад +5283

    When Myth says “no kayak” to Lily she looks like she wants to die

  • @danielblaze1108
    @danielblaze1108 4 года назад +1889

    "She chose the gift! What a f**king idiot!"
    I died of laughter, but anyways happy holidays to everyone, and a happy new year!

    • @thechangamire3495
      @thechangamire3495 4 года назад +17

      Michael is a literal gremlin.

    • @ariefsetiawan7823
      @ariefsetiawan7823 4 года назад +1

      lol

    • @tech-savant
      @tech-savant 4 года назад +9

      poki thought she was smart, then michael destroyed her with his 200iq manipulation xD

    • @lad3497
      @lad3497 4 года назад +4

      12:19 lol I thought it was funny too, there is the time stamp of you want to watch it again

  • @rileywelch3498
    @rileywelch3498 3 года назад +22

    When Leslie said "there is one worse than the kayak". And Michael is like OH YEAH with evil smirk @9:06

  • @joshwaaa
    @joshwaaa 4 года назад +2422

    Holy shit I've just realised how smart Michael was in this, he bought 55 Gallons of Crude Oil knowing that no one would want it so he could steal it and sell it for a return value, that means he never lost that 1k on a gift. Wow.

    • @claude47
      @claude47 3 года назад +74

      Holy Shit this guy

    • @andotus7637
      @andotus7637 3 года назад +404

      No but if oil prices rise in the future, which, considering it’s oil, it likely will, michael can sell it at the higher price and get more than the 1000 he spent

    • @ShaunDelier
      @ShaunDelier 3 года назад +92

      @@andotus7637 stonks big brain moment right there

    • @kadenherzog9727
      @kadenherzog9727 3 года назад +91

      @@andotus7637 yeah everyone is shitting on the oil when it's probably like the second best only cause amazon stocks will only keep rising lol

    • @digstrememcdingus1463
      @digstrememcdingus1463 3 года назад +11

      It's bound to be worth far more in a decade

  • @notsjae
    @notsjae 4 года назад +523

    Rae’s facial expressions are everything, just pause at anytime and look at Rae’s face then all you’ll get is a masterpiece

    • @artsyalexandria5277
      @artsyalexandria5277 4 года назад +13

      So true honestly she's very expressive and It made me laugh the whole time

    • @43_ayonroy4
      @43_ayonroy4 4 года назад

      Simp

    • @Spacecat1000
      @Spacecat1000 4 года назад +5

      @@43_ayonroy4 You know that calling out someone for appreciating a woman's personality doesn't make them look bad right? It just makes you look like an incel...

    • @shizurokitadashi4160
      @shizurokitadashi4160 4 года назад +2

      so true

  • @malcombrown2697
    @malcombrown2697 4 года назад +2663

    Can’t wait to see the “25 barrels of crude oil has been dumped into the ocean” headlines all over the news

    • @sentientlemonbattery
      @sentientlemonbattery 4 года назад +90

      Crackhead Michael Pushing Humanity Closer To Extinction!

    • @choko5840
      @choko5840 4 года назад +31

      that happens every five minutes no point on putting it on the news

    • @alexisj3295
      @alexisj3295 4 года назад

      BAHAHAHAH

    • @Alb410
      @Alb410 4 года назад +1

      @@choko5840 f

    • @jazjasper1299
      @jazjasper1299 4 года назад +1

      Been bugging me, i amd i do love michaels choice of gift but isnt a barrel kf crude oil like $58 or somthing

  • @Aviaidan
    @Aviaidan 3 года назад +76

    Tag yourself. I’m Rae screaming “IT’S A BARREL” at 12:48

    • @fatesse3135
      @fatesse3135 3 года назад +4

      I'm "GO FUCKING KAYAKING SHITTER!" at 17:15.

  • @RussellSkaggs
    @RussellSkaggs 4 года назад +4065

    Michael is the only person who understands the true meaning of white elephant.

    • @MattDawgGaming
      @MattDawgGaming 4 года назад +247

      Actually though, I was surprised when the first “White Elephant” was a PS5 lol.

    • @gordonramsey7379
      @gordonramsey7379 4 года назад +93

      K A Y A K

    • @coreworldbazti1561
      @coreworldbazti1561 4 года назад +196

      I'd say a bidet and a block of silver kinda fit.

    • @d4-yeet688
      @d4-yeet688 4 года назад +13

      What is the key with White elephant? Like is there a type of gift to get? I don't know it but it looks fun

    • @RussellSkaggs
      @RussellSkaggs 4 года назад +69

      @@coreworldbazti1561yeah that’s fair. Apparently the kayak with this group too (even if it’s dope af). Even the Starbucks gift card was pretty hysterical in its own right.

  • @AstroBlox
    @AstroBlox 4 года назад +1703

    Everyone else: normal gifts
    Michael: 55 gallons of oil

    • @imsad219
      @imsad219 4 года назад +26

      You misspelled boring, though I dont know how you get "normal"

    • @sm92127
      @sm92127 4 года назад +6

      25*

    • @danielk.2643
      @danielk.2643 4 года назад +29

      Isn't it 25barrels, 55galons a barrel?

    • @Rydenmoore
      @Rydenmoore 4 года назад +23

      @@sm92127 25 barrels 55 gallons per barrel

    • @darksean99
      @darksean99 4 года назад +31

      Michael is the only one who gets the point of a white elephant gift.

  • @ToxicTrashBinBag
    @ToxicTrashBinBag 4 года назад +1297

    Everyone: gets different gifts
    Micheal: ILL KEEP MY FUCKIN OIL

    • @nevaminder7186
      @nevaminder7186 4 года назад +16

      in the very end toast kept his amazon stocks as well XD

    • @rini8282
      @rini8282 4 года назад

      @@nevaminder7186 nah yvonne kept the amazon stocks

    • @Joe-hi1cb
      @Joe-hi1cb 4 года назад +3

      @@rini8282 watch the swap at the end

    • @relisalim2754
      @relisalim2754 4 года назад +4

      @@rini8282 no, like watch til the very end you can see toast gave yvonne back the $1000 spa treatment and got his amazon stocks back and then lily exchanged the starbucks $1000 gift card with yvonne’s $1000 spa massage

    • @nevaminder7186
      @nevaminder7186 4 года назад +1

      @@rini8282 no look at the VERY end, toast and yvonne switched

  • @Pytho15
    @Pytho15 2 года назад +3

    i love how everyone started trading their gifts, it was so adorable and myth getting the bidet made me so happy because of his smile. this whole vid was giving off such a great vibe :)

  • @dusksatanofinsomnia
    @dusksatanofinsomnia 4 года назад +955

    rae might actually be the queen of facial expressions without even trying. i loved every second of this video!

    • @marufubi
      @marufubi 4 года назад +1

      FRRRR

    • @jaydenlamothe9554
      @jaydenlamothe9554 4 года назад +12

      @@jennylam6187 stop

    • @Grippeyy
      @Grippeyy 4 года назад +5

      @@jennylam6187 yeah fr stop

    • @hhenub2485
      @hhenub2485 4 года назад +3

      @@jennylam6187 please shut up

    • @FosterUN
      @FosterUN 4 года назад +3

      @@jennylam6187 please don't ever say that again.

  • @finefrenzy9567
    @finefrenzy9567 4 года назад +698

    The end scene is literally so precious, where they give the gifts to the one who actually liked it, myth gave the silver to poki, then the bidet back to myth, poki giving the silver to rae and then rae giving the ipad to celine and giving the lv wallet to poki 🎄🎄🎄

    • @technicoloredzebra
      @technicoloredzebra 4 года назад +130

      Toast giving the spa gift card back to Ivonne in exchange for the Amazon stocks. Ivonne exchanging with Lily i think and you can see Leslie trying to negotiate the stocks with Toast lol. He did say she would like his gift

    • @airagajelomo1860
      @airagajelomo1860 4 года назад +23

      Wow, I didn't notice it until I read this comment. Thank you human being and merry christmas!

    • @Tolandruth
      @Tolandruth 4 года назад +35

      And no one wanting the kayak

    • @annazfiirizky1952
      @annazfiirizky1952 4 года назад +9

      And yvonne exchange the spa for the starbucks too I think

    • @tams805
      @tams805 4 года назад

      Yes, I watched the video too.

  • @angryduck361
    @angryduck361 3 года назад +6240

    Toast’s mind: “Lol they’re gonna think my gift is bad”
    Michaels mind: *maybe I shoulda got 60 gallons of f****ing oil*

  • @preacherpatch7225
    @preacherpatch7225 3 года назад +6

    why do I find the fact that scarra kept it so wholesome- DAD SCARRA JUST ACCEPTING IT AND EVERYONE CHEERING PLS-

  • @kazunarifujiwara9599
    @kazunarifujiwara9599 4 года назад +1772

    Scarra: I'll have the fucking kayak.
    RUclips: Here, have a fucking boat ad.

  • @BeeDoofy
    @BeeDoofy 4 года назад +1780

    Poki: opens Michaels gift*
    Michael: *A FOOLISH MISTAKE!*

    • @Grey_301
      @Grey_301 4 года назад +78

      Then he jumps around like the grinch on crack

    • @yerrrrray
      @yerrrrray 4 года назад

      @@Grey_301 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Razer00001
      @Razer00001 4 года назад +28

      Random person: Hey, why is there oil in the ocean?
      Michael: oil

    • @cheri8832
      @cheri8832 4 года назад +6

      *goblin mode* what an idiot!

  • @Manj_J
    @Manj_J 3 года назад +3042

    12:48 Is no one gonna talk about Rae's horrified "It's a barrel!" with that expression on her face XD

    • @quantumbaqel6971
      @quantumbaqel6971 3 года назад +30

      yea its honestly pisses me off

    • @linan305
      @linan305 3 года назад +135

      @@quantumbaqel6971 ??? How?

    • @joabpelling462
      @joabpelling462 3 года назад +30

      @@quantumbaqel6971 wdym?

    • @supernoodles908
      @supernoodles908 3 года назад +21

      @@linan305 it was so over the top

    • @daff-ek7ns
      @daff-ek7ns 3 года назад +81

      Yeah i think it's funny

  • @joshie_pb
    @joshie_pb 2 года назад +67

    I just came back to this video to say that Michael’s gift is now worth like 6000$+

    • @opeygopey227
      @opeygopey227 2 года назад +6

      I literally was thinking how it would be super expensive rn. 😂 what a great investment if he kept it until now

  • @camcampbell3940
    @camcampbell3940 4 года назад +2167

    lily: ITS AN ANDROID!
    everybody: that makes senseeeeee
    *michael and his 25 barrels of oil stare into the distance*
    inside michaels head: hehehe better than an iphone...

  • @dinofrog926
    @dinofrog926 4 года назад +2547

    Rae: “I love rocks!”
    Myth: “It’s a MINERAL Marie!”

    • @aminazv2696
      @aminazv2696 4 года назад +28

      Nice breaking Bad reference but silver is a metal not a mineral.

    • @Glorpo
      @Glorpo 4 года назад +10

      silver is an element.........

    • @jakobteetz5728
      @jakobteetz5728 4 года назад +1

      Someone has a timestamp for me? I cant find it anymore xD

    • @EnryuGG
      @EnryuGG 4 года назад +2

      @@jakobteetz5728 3:08

    • @listeven1159
      @listeven1159 4 года назад +15

      @@aminazv2696 sliver is both a metal and a mineral

  • @cherrychan66
    @cherrychan66 4 года назад +980

    “Go fking kayaking, you SHITTER”
    Omg Michael literally kills me

  • @Heltsin
    @Heltsin 2 года назад +20

    Michael now has the most expensive gift of them all.

  • @gregampofo1386
    @gregampofo1386 4 года назад +760

    When Michael laughed because poki chose his gift, my immediate thought was “What crime against God do you have for us today, Michael?”

    • @the11thhour44
      @the11thhour44 4 года назад +12

      Goblins have the most innocent of smiles

    • @roqlop7947
      @roqlop7947 4 года назад +5

      “God has been dead for a very long time”

    • @Lxffn
      @Lxffn 4 года назад

      Timestamp?

    • @gregampofo1386
      @gregampofo1386 4 года назад

      @@Lxffn 12:16

  • @alysonchoi5734
    @alysonchoi5734 4 года назад +852

    Raes facial expressions kill me. She’s either disgusted, surprised, or some other ambiguous emotion

  • @vladproductions1719
    @vladproductions1719 4 года назад +609

    12:18 i was honestly expecting Michael to come back wheeling in somthing he made while saying "hey pals i made another quirky new invention!" Lel

  • @introvertedpenguin3923
    @introvertedpenguin3923 2 года назад +14

    Lily threw so hard, at 8:20 when Fuslie stole the Starbucks from her Lily should have stolen the PS5 and locked it for herself. Feelsbadman

  • @etekweb
    @etekweb 3 года назад +2631

    *gives silver as a gift*
    Michael: So I heard we're gifting commodities...

    • @arthi3509
      @arthi3509 3 года назад +23

      michael when he saw the silver ingot: MINECRAFT

    • @FrankToasty
      @FrankToasty Год назад +11

      Michael as of 2022: Hm Tungsten

    • @Young.reject19
      @Young.reject19 Год назад

      @@FrankToasty 😂😂

  • @mctendiez5955
    @mctendiez5955 4 года назад +1630

    I feel like Toast is the most qualified person there for the spa treatment

  • @someguy5003
    @someguy5003 4 года назад +1301

    Poki: *gets Michael's gift
    Michael: *crinches over to his gift "you idiot, you got my gift"

    • @funkyfreshfreak6835
      @funkyfreshfreak6835 4 года назад +5

      Chrinches. I love that word.

    • @BeTreyy2x
      @BeTreyy2x 4 года назад

      @@funkyfreshfreak6835 chrinches yes that word tastes great

    • @jechsamson9351
      @jechsamson9351 4 года назад +1

      This would be the absolute opposite of simping for Poki

    • @cosmo3449
      @cosmo3449 4 года назад

      crackhead

  • @promontorium
    @promontorium 3 года назад +8

    That $1,000 worth of oil is worth $1800 today. Silver has actually gone down. Was about $25 a year ago, about $23 an ounce now, but it fluctuates a lot and if you want to profit just wait until it's over $25. The Amazon stock has gone up and down a bit but is currently only worth about $200 a share more, so like $60+ more right now. Everything else they gave is likely worth a lot less now, but that's to be expected.