OFFLINETV $10,000 WHITE ELEPHANT ft. Ludwig

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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

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  • @OfflineTV
    @OfflineTV  3 года назад +9336

    This is our annual excuse to spend money on stupid stuff...
    Huge thanks to Audible for helping make our annual White Elephant possible. Go visit audible.com/offlinetv or text offlinetv to 500-500 to get 60% off on your first 3 months. Their holiday offer ends soon, so don't miss out, and we hope you enjoy the video!
    Special thanks to Ludwig for coming out and taking the worst gift!

    • @turdcrumbs
      @turdcrumbs 3 года назад +21

      WHERE IS RAE

    • @rob6082
      @rob6082 3 года назад +61

      @@turdcrumbs she had her secret Santa with 100 thieves but kinda wished she was here as well lol

    • @showershiter
      @showershiter 3 года назад +1

      based

    • @braydinheitmeyer6797
      @braydinheitmeyer6797 3 года назад +7

      Did you guys keep the goat i must know!!

    • @seanlee5590
      @seanlee5590 3 года назад +1

      Bru a literal goat

  • @hellothere9167
    @hellothere9167 3 года назад +8256

    "Take good care of the figurine"
    "she's more than a figurine, *I'm gonna get a jar for her* "

  • @shaan9266
    @shaan9266 3 года назад +8155

    Ludwig explaining Pokemon cards to Lily while Michael tries to stop the goat from eating paper is hilarious.

    • @kyleewoodward6230
      @kyleewoodward6230 3 года назад +8

      Can you show the time stamp?

    • @flamer8415
      @flamer8415 3 года назад +83

      @@kyleewoodward6230 10:10

    • @FaerieMxxn
      @FaerieMxxn 3 года назад +59

      Poki at the same time: stop trying to eat all the paperrr 😂😂

    • @hannahhannie160
      @hannahhannie160 2 года назад +4

      I thought ur joking but it was real lol

  • @JulianTimMusic
    @JulianTimMusic 3 года назад +22793

    I just love how excited Michael gets about giving gifts. He could barely contain his enthusiasm. I think everyone’s just glad there’s not another 25 barrels of oil sitting in the back

    • @gavinmagness9009
      @gavinmagness9009 3 года назад +401

      What did Poki ever end up doing with the oil, anyways?

    • @jumpropeguy
      @jumpropeguy 3 года назад +1046

      @@gavinmagness9009 I believe Michael stole it back then sold it for a profit

    • @MEDSZ13.08
      @MEDSZ13.08 3 года назад +631

      @@gavinmagness9009 she gave it back to micheal and he sold it for more moneyuuuu

    • @donutholebandit
      @donutholebandit 3 года назад +612

      @@jumpropeguy honestly the most in-character thing hes ever done lmao

    • @MEDSZ13.08
      @MEDSZ13.08 3 года назад +73

      @@risick7649 spoilers?? For what

  • @Roh0io
    @Roh0io 2 года назад +2872

    10:13 absolutely dying at what's happening in the background with michael and the goat lol

    • @elizabeth4924
      @elizabeth4924 2 года назад +19

      Me too😂😂🤣

    • @khorangk7
      @khorangk7 2 года назад +8

      Same here🤣💔

    • @Sacabambaspis.janvieri
      @Sacabambaspis.janvieri Год назад +7

      Bro💀💀💀💀

    • @mikey94102
      @mikey94102 Год назад +30

      How did it take me more than a year to notice this lmao

    • @iiomqfaderz
      @iiomqfaderz 11 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@mikey94102that's the art of rewatching lmao

  • @GEASSization
    @GEASSization 3 года назад +21262

    Poki: "Who's gift is left"
    Michael: "Mine"
    *Oil PTSD Intensifies*

    • @CardSearcher911
      @CardSearcher911 3 года назад +456

      I still don't know what they did with that oil.

    • @tylermorton854
      @tylermorton854 3 года назад +1243

      @@CardSearcher911 dumped into the ocean for fun

    • @dayofthedaleks1524
      @dayofthedaleks1524 3 года назад +374

      The US Army must have took it

    • @an-rm7fb
      @an-rm7fb 3 года назад +125

      dumped all the oil into the sea

    • @tnc7399
      @tnc7399 3 года назад +316

      @@CardSearcher911 Michael stole it in the last round and planned on selling it.

  • @mrdukkles671
    @mrdukkles671 3 года назад +12688

    Ludwig: "Whoever ends with the fishing rod is the loser"
    Also Ludwig: Ends with fishing rod

    • @harrisonsparrow7428
      @harrisonsparrow7428 3 года назад +245

      Fishing stream incoming

    • @mythomagic1771
      @mythomagic1771 3 года назад +155

      And he was such a chad about it at the end too

    • @axolotllan
      @axolotllan 3 года назад +84

      He meta'd too hard and they realized it at his explanation and began to plot making it self-fulfilling.

    • @MathStringInputOutpu
      @MathStringInputOutpu 3 года назад +118

      He took a W for not stealing the 3D printer when he could have locked it in though. A man of true content

    • @brandonhowe7090
      @brandonhowe7090 3 года назад +15

      He’s a Chad the entire length of a video.

  • @alli1222
    @alli1222 3 года назад +5052

    “Who’s gift is left?”
    Micheal: Oh mine
    “Oh nvm-“
    *Oil war flashbacks*

  • @plutonicattic7995
    @plutonicattic7995 2 года назад +6365

    the fact toast bought a fucking goat and people were just like "cute goat" instead of "why the fuck did you decide to buy a damn goat" is such an offline TV thing

    • @pascal9055
      @pascal9055 2 года назад +89

      Umm it’s a goat, not an endangered exotic animal. That goat’s gonna live one grand life.

    • @plutonicattic7995
      @plutonicattic7995 2 года назад +289

      @@pascal9055 yeah no shit but you also arent questioning WHY they bought a fucking goat

    • @pascal9055
      @pascal9055 2 года назад +22

      @@plutonicattic7995 Greatest Of All Time? What dark read do you got?

    • @johnP0908
      @johnP0908 2 года назад +34

      good thing the goat's a she. free goat milk. lmfao

    • @WastedFrog3652
      @WastedFrog3652 2 года назад +72

      @@johnP0908 Who said it has to be a girl to drink the milk?

  • @ahai2005
    @ahai2005 3 года назад +3762

    Ludwig, explaining pokemon cards
    Meanwhile, Michael is paniking while THE GOAT is eating paper

  • @Jomii1
    @Jomii1 3 года назад +5276

    Toast: gets a goat
    John: that's a weird looking tarantula

    • @samc5395
      @samc5395 3 года назад +33

      Oh no, my arachnophobia

    • @NeXbi
      @NeXbi 3 года назад +8

      Thought it was a black widow

    • @jeffhappens1
      @jeffhappens1 3 года назад +39

      So happy. he's a great addiction to this group

    • @user-gj5et3zy5o
      @user-gj5et3zy5o 3 года назад +38

      @@jeffhappens1 Is this a drug house

    • @bryanbuchan2090
      @bryanbuchan2090 3 года назад +15

      Buddy the "Whats your APM" killed me XD

  • @demyanrudenko
    @demyanrudenko 3 года назад +9860

    The baby goat was instantly asserting dominance over the household.

    • @bench5236
      @bench5236 3 года назад +313

      The exact moment she walked in she asserted herself

    • @lol85007
      @lol85007 3 года назад +58

      Tf spoilers now they losing viewer retention smh

    • @walkingskin2920
      @walkingskin2920 3 года назад +13

      Spoiler alert

    • @juliangabriel5477
      @juliangabriel5477 3 года назад +58

      Nah its a tarantula

    • @Eizuuu
      @Eizuuu 3 года назад +169

      @@lol85007 rookie mistake of going into the comments before finishing the video.

  • @destruct0503
    @destruct0503 Год назад +588

    That final handshake with Ludwig and Micheal was the most "bros dont betray bros" thing i have ever seen

  • @yusufalgha
    @yusufalgha 3 года назад +3692

    Ludwig: im gonna get the most value in this game
    Also ludwig: ends with a fishing rod

    • @DavidDumi
      @DavidDumi 3 года назад +158

      Catch infinite fish --> Infinite value😎😎😎😎😎

    • @Qyv_z
      @Qyv_z 3 года назад +16

      @@DavidDumi this joke is totally underestimated

    • @WarauTR
      @WarauTR 3 года назад +32

      Fish = Food
      Sell the Fish = Money

    • @BeginningGenesis
      @BeginningGenesis 3 года назад +8

      Lmao it's one of the most expensive items there though 😂 Plus it's resale value is still up 😋😂😂

    • @TheGardenStorm
      @TheGardenStorm 3 года назад +11

      1 blue fin tuna can go for around 40k so if he actually goes on the trip he could try selling the fish(assuming it's his property) for around 20k and still be up a shit ton of money. Although blue fin have been over fished over the years so I have mixed feelings about him actually catching one. Lots of issues with overfishing, bycatch and what not, environmentally speaking.

  • @typicalwraithmain1119
    @typicalwraithmain1119 3 года назад +5001

    Ludwig's face when they got the goat is just full of "I'm so glad I don't live here"

  • @alienweeb1701
    @alienweeb1701 3 года назад +4251

    Michael: "how's your car?"
    Jodi: "i dont have a car, i walk!"
    Michael: *"How's your kneecaps?"*

  • @lilcrazyundee6914
    @lilcrazyundee6914 2 года назад +297

    24:56 i love how michael was ready to give the gift back but Ludwig was generous and kept the rod

  • @IGenius2013
    @IGenius2013 3 года назад +7685

    I could tell that lud was gonna get the fishing trip because he’s the only one that could make content out of it.

    • @Zay151
      @Zay151 3 года назад +189

      disguised toast on a fishing trip would be interesting

    • @RENO_K
      @RENO_K 2 года назад +114

      Ah.. mikel on a fishing trip
      He needs to dust off the gas powered reel if he's going

    • @trippin9382
      @trippin9382 2 года назад +8

      Copium

    • @drix4275
      @drix4275 2 года назад +12

      Michael could also have made content out of it; he would have made some contraption that only lures in the biggest blue fin tuna and then trade it for a legit death ray instead of selling it for a million dollars.

  • @Raven-qn9dn
    @Raven-qn9dn 3 года назад +9526

    Can’t tell if Scarra’s getting these dad gifts to actually encourage his friends to enjoy nature or if he’s just fuckin with them

    • @AJ-jx5gm
      @AJ-jx5gm 3 года назад +846

      He’s probably trolling on purpose and maybe it’s necessary to make the video more interesting. From the video however, it looks like scarra might not have been ready enough to see everyone passing his gift as trash. His feelings might’ve been hurt a little but he has to deal with the consequences of the trolling. Sacrifice for a more entertaining video I guess.

    • @BettyAlexandriaPride
      @BettyAlexandriaPride 3 года назад +223

      @@AJ-jx5gm Yeah, I felt kind of bad for him. But why pink? 😅

    • @ranielyfire
      @ranielyfire 3 года назад +89

      @@AJ-jx5gm I think he was serious lmao

    • @junjun4926
      @junjun4926 3 года назад +155

      Is he the who gifted the kayak last time? He is so in to water activities

    • @jkardi9803
      @jkardi9803 3 года назад +336

      I feel bad for him. They are calling a fishing trip the worst gift and meanwhile there is that tacky little sculpture and goat they definitely dont have land or time to raise

  • @boomman4375
    @boomman4375 3 года назад +5427

    I like how Michael said he’d get a “good glass jar for you” to the Nami figurine

  • @cyroli204
    @cyroli204 Год назад +272

    Ludwig staring at the camera and telling kids to search up shit is actually funny

    • @MN-ys2pe
      @MN-ys2pe 5 месяцев назад +1

      I actually searched up goatsy only to be corrected to goatse and was…shocked! To say the least

  • @francoiseschuanne1858
    @francoiseschuanne1858 3 года назад +1640

    I love how Jodi and Syd just stare at each other like they communicating with their minds about the 3d printer

    • @ized88
      @ized88 3 года назад +7

      They are going to print a "guitar" if you know what I mean

    • @milesendebrock373
      @milesendebrock373 3 года назад

      Dude, I love the Son Lux profile picture! Super cool

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 3 года назад +1

      @@milesendebrock373 Memento Mori

    • @michaelshredded3903
      @michaelshredded3903 2 года назад

      @@ized88 ??

  • @_Tianni
    @_Tianni 3 года назад +2048

    The goat eating the paper whilst Michael fought it gave me 1000 years of extra life.

  • @junyichong
    @junyichong 3 года назад +1761

    Ludwig getting an NFT:
    “You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.”

  • @gocky503
    @gocky503 3 года назад +4120

    I kind of felt real sad when no one liked Scarra's fishing gift :(

    • @CandyBookGirlz
      @CandyBookGirlz 3 года назад +229

      I honestly would have liked it! Seems like a good time tbh

    • @leagued3832
      @leagued3832 3 года назад +58

      Eh, if it wasn't pink, I would mind it. Maybe he should have got a white, black, or grey color rod.

    • @Pumalocoooo
      @Pumalocoooo 3 года назад +347

      @@leagued3832 what's wrong with pink tho?

    • @leagued3832
      @leagued3832 3 года назад +124

      @@Pumalocoooo Nothing. But white, gray or black is just easier to choose as a color.
      Pink, or blue is just often seen as gender colors.
      Example; baby showers. Pink, or blue?

    • @Pumalocoooo
      @Pumalocoooo 3 года назад +15

      @@leagued3832 fair point

  • @unmemorablehero
    @unmemorablehero 3 года назад +4693

    The fishing trip was a better gift than they all realized. If it’s THAT expensive, it’s probably a ride on a pretty sweet boat, literally a free trip in the ocean that leads to at least a video, so it’s free content that will make them money.

    • @jjging4308
      @jjging4308 3 года назад +53

      Didn’t the misfits try that already and it got scrapped

    • @sonoflethal
      @sonoflethal 3 года назад +42

      @@jjging4308 the boat one with keemstar yeah but they ended up doing a fishing video anyway

    • @WaggishWizz
      @WaggishWizz 3 года назад +70

      Nah fishing rods are just expensive af

    • @vinicastro9292
      @vinicastro9292 3 года назад +44

      it's probably just a 1k fishing rod

    • @MrFFHN
      @MrFFHN 3 года назад +28

      Also not that long ago Mizkif, Esfand and erobb also did a fishing stream. I think Ludwig was acting it up for the audience, he got a great content opportunity

  • @averieevee
    @averieevee 3 года назад +5366

    “John do you wannabe a good boyfriend?”
    “She already told me she didn’t want it”
    Good lad

    • @andrewmilner3371
      @andrewmilner3371 3 года назад +2

      1.6k likes and no comments Wow

    • @02o.
      @02o. 3 года назад +23

      @@andrewmilner3371 I don’t think it needs replies, it’s just a comment like any other

    • @andrewmilner3371
      @andrewmilner3371 3 года назад +15

      @@02o. ik but normally people got stuff to say. Just surprised me

    • @morgenteart7119
      @morgenteart7119 2 года назад +5

      Honestly who would want that necklace tho 😭 like sorry to him but it’s sooooo ugly like idk who got it but idk what they’re were thinking like necklace isn’t worth fighting for 💀

    • @extremity5462
      @extremity5462 2 года назад +6

      @@morgenteart7119 Yvonne brought it

  • @MrPog-doof
    @MrPog-doof 3 года назад +3506

    Poki: Who's Gift is left?
    Michael: Oh mine
    Poki: *flashbacks and sweats*

    • @theaverageman644
      @theaverageman644 3 года назад +6

      Stolen Comment ,_,

    • @sebk_sr
      @sebk_sr 3 года назад +50

      *A voice echoes in Poki's mind*
      "... 55 gallons of crude oil!..."

    • @eriksam9845
      @eriksam9845 3 года назад +1

      Stolen Comment

    • @Zolia
      @Zolia 3 года назад +10

      “She chose the gift what a fu ing idiot”

    • @CallMeVidd
      @CallMeVidd 3 года назад +2

      @@theaverageman644 because nobody could possibly come up with the same easy joke

  • @alalalalsekkeke
    @alalalalsekkeke 2 года назад +246

    the way scarra is making it feel like hia gift was revenge for the kayak

  • @semibreve
    @semibreve 3 года назад +3579

    cannot believe that Lily immediately ripped the plastic off that box and dropped its value by like $200 instantly lmao

    • @jamesmullarkey7699
      @jamesmullarkey7699 3 года назад +727

      Valid point, counter argument: everybody in this video is a millionaire

    • @firewhite
      @firewhite 3 года назад +195

      @@jamesmullarkey7699 they can literally buy a new box for pocket change lol

    • @Jason-vr9ry
      @Jason-vr9ry 3 года назад +201

      @@jamesmullarkey7699 great counter argument, you've convinced me

    • @manguymanfellaman
      @manguymanfellaman 3 года назад +33

      Pepega Clap
      Flushing $200 down the toilet

    • @thatoneneeko2131
      @thatoneneeko2131 3 года назад +30

      @@jamesmullarkey7699 many of them are but I don't think they all are.

  • @annunaki1122
    @annunaki1122 3 года назад +1176

    Toast: “Slime, Atrioc, … that other guy”
    RIP to stanz

    • @UncleKoolaids
      @UncleKoolaids 3 года назад +36

      Sadge my streamer got rolled again

    • @nemo5397
      @nemo5397 3 года назад +16

      always catching strays

    • @zuberali2349
      @zuberali2349 3 года назад +1

      Time stamp?

    • @Wryyyyyyyyyyyyu
      @Wryyyyyyyyyyyyu 3 года назад +24

      “L plus ratio plus ur bald plus the hood watches that other guy now”

    • @CA-vx4sn
      @CA-vx4sn 3 года назад +1

      o7

  • @filkyguav7825
    @filkyguav7825 3 года назад +1125

    Somehow, Ludwig always end on the worst end of the draw in most off his features in OTV videos yet makes them so entertaining

    • @keychain323
      @keychain323 3 года назад +8

      ludwig is fucking hilarious made the video from a 10/10 to a 20/10

    • @ITerrorFLY
      @ITerrorFLY 3 года назад +3

      There may have been something behind the scenes that we just don't know, but a drawing is in no way close to 1k.
      Otherwise, it feels like Lily just didn't get anything and threw in a literal last second gift.

    • @jonathanhirst5062
      @jonathanhirst5062 3 года назад +5

      @@ITerrorFLY it would have been so funny if she had gotten a 1000$ NFT but I guess 6 hours of her drawing crazy stuff for you could be worth a grand

    • @eriksvensson2098
      @eriksvensson2098 3 года назад +3

      @@ITerrorFLY 6 hours of a big streamers time could def be worth 1000 dollar, make her stream while drawing and then put them up for sale as NFTS, would be interesting to see what itd go for.

    • @lanededominicis6068
      @lanededominicis6068 3 года назад +1

      Yeah not a fan of ludwig feels like he's hogging the camera time instead of like last Christmas where everyone had about the same ammount of spotlight

  • @turtlegreenpepper
    @turtlegreenpepper 3 года назад +399

    20:25 look at Scarra's heart breaking

    • @thedankgnasty1890
      @thedankgnasty1890 2 года назад +175

      I felt, and I genuinely mean it, really bad for him. It's obvious he put a lot of thought into it, and thought SOMEONE might enjoy it. Sadge.

    • @infectedpotato117
      @infectedpotato117 2 года назад +87

      he was the only one not smiling there, honestly feel so bad

    • @FilmStains
      @FilmStains 2 года назад

      Ludwig is an ass in this video

    • @erickrivasv3077
      @erickrivasv3077 Год назад +61

      For real, Ludwig didn't have to be that mean calling it "dogshit"

    • @Chadmi333
      @Chadmi333 Год назад +10

      it's his fault bringing that lame gift

  • @colenobody
    @colenobody 3 года назад +904

    i love how poki was talking until she got the goat and then she was silent the whole time lol

    • @yamikagevg7841
      @yamikagevg7841 3 года назад +122

      She was busy petting the goat haha

    • @zaneharris706
      @zaneharris706 3 года назад +13

      Did she keep it?

    • @nyjello
      @nyjello 3 года назад +9

      @@zaneharris706 yes she did

    • @TheyCallMeDio
      @TheyCallMeDio 3 года назад +26

      Not a goat. It's a weird looking tarantula

    • @thebeastreleased
      @thebeastreleased 3 года назад +4

      thank god she did
      dont come for my throat poki fans this is a joke thank you

  • @TheBlazFilip
    @TheBlazFilip 3 года назад +376

    10:12 Ludwig being a nerd about Pokemon cards while Michael loses his head in the background with the goat just eating random stuff had me rolling lmao

  • @sword1066
    @sword1066 3 года назад +1876

    Michael: *ends up with Nami figurine*
    Michael: "I'm gonna get a great glass jar for this"

    • @MoonXK_0
      @MoonXK_0 3 года назад +41

      bro i thought i was the only one that caught that lmao

    • @loaded_potato972
      @loaded_potato972 3 года назад +13

      is this the reference i think it is... ?

    • @baddrawing4980
      @baddrawing4980 3 года назад +49

      @@jonathanroblerovelasquez1429 the cum jar

    • @loaded_potato972
      @loaded_potato972 3 года назад +13

      @@baddrawing4980 he did say he was gonna take great care of it...

    • @akshatsinghal5293
      @akshatsinghal5293 3 года назад

      Can you explain this please?

  • @annamastro4769
    @annamastro4769 2 года назад +15

    I like how everyone has a flattering picture , except for Michael. He is the difinition of beauty, he doesn't need angles and lighting

  • @myrhetorics
    @myrhetorics 3 года назад +581

    Ludwig’s reactions to the goat shitting since it wasn’t his house was so fucking funny bro

    • @JLucas-hz4vh
      @JLucas-hz4vh 3 года назад +23

      Everyone starts laughing because they aren't the ones who'll have to clean it

    • @berryly5085
      @berryly5085 3 года назад +8

      @@JLucas-hz4vh they prob throw it away and buy a new one

    • @thedankgnasty1890
      @thedankgnasty1890 2 года назад

      @@berryly5085 thing is Mikel might legitimately fo that...

  • @mamamo14
    @mamamo14 3 года назад +439

    Scarra went kayak-ing so hard he came back with a fishing rod

  • @tookevali1084
    @tookevali1084 3 года назад +1276

    Ludwig is a true friend to offline TV. He took a bullet for Michael… good man.

    • @peytons3725
      @peytons3725 2 года назад +33

      tbh michael would've probably liked that gift knowing him

  • @ninjaidk8033
    @ninjaidk8033 2 года назад +10

    I feel like they are the perfect in between of close friends and family, I love the wholesomeness.

  • @zhoulianghong430
    @zhoulianghong430 3 года назад +411

    I love how Ludwig is sitting there talking about booster packs and Micheal is just casually losing to a goat in the background. I don’t care what anyone thinks. That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen on this channel by far.

  • @Beergasm69420
    @Beergasm69420 3 года назад +563

    John reacting to toast's gift:
    "thats a weird looking tarantula"
    had me laughing 5 minutes straight XD

    • @j.904
      @j.904 3 года назад +32

      That was John

    • @akacozymint
      @akacozymint 3 года назад +1

      thats masayoshi bro

  • @Ten_522
    @Ten_522 3 года назад +743

    Michael: “I’m gonna get a great glass jar for you” MICHAEL NOOOOOOO

    • @andrews8722
      @andrews8722 3 года назад +14

      I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS ☠️🥲

    • @leydong
      @leydong 3 года назад +3

      I WAS SCREAMING HAHAHAHA

    • @dukesnakechester3884
      @dukesnakechester3884 3 года назад

      I COMMENTED THIS BEFORE SCROLLING MORE. MICHAEL IS SUCH A MAD L A D

  • @bulbousborb
    @bulbousborb 2 года назад +63

    I was getting kind of worried about the goat gift for a second there. Thank god the description said it was just a rental! Animals should never be a gift unless the person was planning and getting ready for one for a long time. They are a commitment.

  • @Max-zf5lk
    @Max-zf5lk 3 года назад +795

    13:48 poki: whose gift is left? Michael: mine Poki: flashbacks from last year

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад +1

      Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else. Gets me frustrated. Just admit that you love the videos I make, my dear max

    • @phyzentrix4027
      @phyzentrix4027 3 года назад +3

      Wtf

    • @UniqueliAnimationsSN
      @UniqueliAnimationsSN 3 года назад +4

      @@phyzentrix4027 ignore em they seeking attention

    • @MyOneLastBrainCell
      @MyOneLastBrainCell 3 года назад +2

      That's the several drums of oil, isn't it?

    • @randomstranger7139
      @randomstranger7139 3 года назад

      @@UniqueliAnimationsSN I think the person changed the whole comment so the first reply doesn't make sense

  • @kikogee3300
    @kikogee3300 3 года назад +514

    Toast: “i have the tallest straw!”
    Brodin: **shortest goes first**

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад

      🚨🚨🚨 AAAAAAHHHHH!!! 🚨🚨🚨 school is sooooo boring i am in 8th grate and its so boring i am having sucess on youtube so i think i will drop out of school. i dont have friends so i need your opinon ki

    • @UniqueliAnimationsSN
      @UniqueliAnimationsSN 3 года назад +7

      @Sophia Bianca its a troll ignore em, theyre not in 8th grade theyre just seeking attention

    • @zachariz1490
      @zachariz1490 3 года назад

      @@AxxLAfriku drop school and throw yourself off a balcony 👍 don't forget to film it and post it for immediate clout

  • @taysands3760
    @taysands3760 3 года назад +408

    Lily taking her commissions back is the most artist-move I’ve ever seen 😂👏🏼

  • @lest6590
    @lest6590 2 года назад +54

    I love how everyone's profiles at 1:39 look good and well groomed, and then there's just Michael with his paper crown.

  • @natusMCMII
    @natusMCMII 3 года назад +710

    Ludwig is such a great dude ngl, funny as hell, he just doesn't miss o7

    • @juliaxjulia
      @juliaxjulia 3 года назад +92

      Ludwig, stop using alts WeirdChamp

    • @EiTaknown
      @EiTaknown 3 года назад +2

      @@juliaxjulia 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @perrytheplate
    @perrytheplate 3 года назад +489

    “Hopefully you get a better gift.”
    It’s ok Ludwig there are other fishes in the sea

  • @dragonscott9
    @dragonscott9 3 года назад +541

    i love how Michael had a respirator after the goat emptied itself

  • @Ren_NCTzen
    @Ren_NCTzen Год назад +14

    This was so fun and funny! Syd and Jodi communicating telepathically cracked me up!

  • @rosepsych4584
    @rosepsych4584 3 года назад +658

    Jodi and Syd's silent communication was so cute LOL

  • @ivanadriazola1991
    @ivanadriazola1991 3 года назад +803

    "Im gonna get a great glass jar" Michael is a man of culture.

    • @brianenz3862
      @brianenz3862 3 года назад +1

      Omg it just dawned on me xD

    • @alphawolf6445
      @alphawolf6445 3 года назад

      Michael is just 100% culture itself.

  • @tommydavidson4608
    @tommydavidson4608 2 года назад +46

    19:30 cutest pout face lol

  • @BrokenTreeBranch458
    @BrokenTreeBranch458 3 года назад +680

    Michael: gets a fishing rod
    Me: gets flashbacks
    *BE FREE*

  • @joemcgrane4925
    @joemcgrane4925 3 года назад +871

    Michaels unbridled joy whenever his gift ends up being chosen gives me life

    • @wongcayven9893
      @wongcayven9893 2 года назад +9

      copied comment from WonkyWombat lol

  • @fireblade8684
    @fireblade8684 3 года назад +1076

    The underrated line of this episode is "I'm going to get a nice glass jar for this"
    -Micheal reeves

    • @Vvikky
      @Vvikky 3 года назад +2

      Oh jeez I just now realized what he meant by that.

    • @JoeMama-sd4et
      @JoeMama-sd4et 3 года назад +4

      I dont get it, I'm dumb lol. Someone pls explain it

    • @sethgleason7611
      @sethgleason7611 3 года назад +17

      @@JoeMama-sd4et you really don't need to know

    • @JoeMama-sd4et
      @JoeMama-sd4et 3 года назад +3

      @@sethgleason7611 i actually have an assumption of what this meant, but I'll take ur advice

    • @adrianbustoscarrillo639
      @adrianbustoscarrillo639 2 года назад +23

      @@JoeMama-sd4et in the ol' days of 4chan, people placed my little pony figurines in jars and filled them with forbidden mayonnaise

  • @Natenator77
    @Natenator77 3 года назад +49

    Holy shit, Lud just absolutely dying laughing in the background while the goat pisses and shits was so fucking funny

  • @markysharky9879
    @markysharky9879 3 года назад +658

    “Your so good with your rod you make fish come” This is why OTV needs Lud around

    • @CrimsonZboss
      @CrimsonZboss 11 месяцев назад +1

      Rewatching and noticing Poki’s face when he said that

  • @animelover462
    @animelover462 3 года назад +265

    As someone that owns goats, I was laughing hysterically, waiting for it to squat; my goats all do it when they greet me, one of many reasons they stay outside as dedicated lawn mowers.

    • @hatteropob7923
      @hatteropob7923 3 года назад

      spoiler ):

    • @nightmarex4740
      @nightmarex4740 3 года назад +30

      @@hatteropob7923 watch the video before you read the comments???

    • @hatteropob7923
      @hatteropob7923 3 года назад +1

      @@nightmarex4740 it was the top comment for me

    • @shifu6541
      @shifu6541 3 года назад +11

      @@hatteropob7923 no one asked u to open the comments

    • @DarkKnightofIT
      @DarkKnightofIT 3 года назад +2

      Yeah, I saw it squat and started laughing hysterically.

  • @Hameruu
    @Hameruu 3 года назад +600

    Everybody: Gets expensive gifts
    Toast: Here is a GOAT
    Toast is the GOAT confirmed

  • @yibelmui6916
    @yibelmui6916 2 года назад +7

    John's comments are seriously underrated:
    "That's a weird looking tarantula." 7:10
    "Damn she eats fast! What's your APM? " 8:19
    "NO WAYYY.... it's a BOX!" 9:10
    Ludwig's underrated line (personally): 11:13
    Ludwig: it's from shenzin!
    Yvonne: What does that mean?
    Ludwig: I don't know

  • @Asian_Boii
    @Asian_Boii 3 года назад +1330

    OTV’s White Elephant is my a Christmas Present every year.

  • @loraxiumus8948
    @loraxiumus8948 3 года назад +509

    When someone said "Thats a weird-looking tarantula" when poki got the goat actually made me lose my shit for like 3 minutes straight. I cant believe the WHOLE ser just ignored it or missed it

    • @ZehndiX
      @ZehndiX 2 года назад +15

      It's John's voice

  • @kubludo
    @kubludo 3 года назад +375

    This went exactly as I expected. And now I so badly want to see OTV go to Medieval Times

  • @valdaspovilaitis410
    @valdaspovilaitis410 3 года назад +6

    16:10 I like the combination the pink fishing rod and the pink resparator

  • @rj_dr
    @rj_dr 3 года назад +230

    ”I’m gonna get a great glass jar for you”
    Words said moments before disaster

    • @trevorminermusic
      @trevorminermusic 3 года назад +15

      I'm really glad someone else caught that

    • @asap4bri
      @asap4bri 3 года назад +5

      went straight to the comment section as soon as I heard that lmao

    • @someoneinthecrowd
      @someoneinthecrowd 3 года назад

      What does this even mean

    • @trevorminermusic
      @trevorminermusic 3 года назад

      @@someoneinthecrowd c** jar

  • @The2KXperience
    @The2KXperience 3 года назад +108

    _Baby Goat arrives, first thing it does is piss and shit on the floor._
    Me: She'll fit right in. Another fine addition to the OTV cast.

    • @chrono-glitchwaterlily8776
      @chrono-glitchwaterlily8776 3 года назад +1

      It would've been amazing if Lily got the goat. That way Robo Piss Dog has another companion

  • @wowkid54
    @wowkid54 3 года назад +182

    I feel bad for scarra kind of. On one hand they kept calling his fishing trip a shitty gift. On the other hand, he bought a fishing trip for a bunch of people who stay indoors lol

    • @jsj9907
      @jsj9907 3 года назад +41

      At this point the white elephant is not complete without someone's gift being the bomb (Valkyrae last year)

    • @genmalone
      @genmalone 3 года назад +10

      I mean if anyone remembers the kayak from last year, this crew clearly isn’t that into boats 😂

  • @anaveragepie6860
    @anaveragepie6860 2 года назад +9

    It was nice of you to bring in such a small creator like Lidwug for this. Honestly not a fan of the name, but he’s pretty funny!

  • @saberblue
    @saberblue 3 года назад +33

    25:20 Oh no....nononono not the Jar!

  • @clarayu5409
    @clarayu5409 3 года назад +736

    I hope they actually do take care of the goat responsibly :0 it isn’t as easy as a cat for sure.

    • @Laszer271
      @Laszer271 3 года назад +172

      I think she was borrowed, not bought. Either that or Toast had planned what to do with the goat if someone doesn't really want her.

    • @novertrunnions2721
      @novertrunnions2721 3 года назад +10

      me too, just saw some goats IRL today :D

    • @TheoHiggins
      @TheoHiggins 3 года назад +88

      Also they're filthy stinking rich, they have all the resources needed to take care of it properly, and if it's too much effort they can just pay someone to.

    • @WanderCycle-m2n
      @WanderCycle-m2n 3 года назад +110

      My grandpa had goats when I was a kid, they're pretty simple to take care of if you have a garden + a shed for them the winter. They just eat, poop and that's basically it. They really don't require much attention like cat's or dogs, basically if they're fed, they're happy. And then you eat them ;)

    • @DeWessel97
      @DeWessel97 3 года назад +83

      @@WanderCycle-m2n that nice comment took a bit of a turn at the end

  • @bextomoose
    @bextomoose 3 года назад +76

    10:13
    I love Lud explaining the Pokémon box while the goat steals Michael's paper

  • @AutieDino
    @AutieDino Год назад +9

    25:18 😂 I love Michael’s sense of humour

  • @enzoespinosa7629
    @enzoespinosa7629 3 года назад +621

    Michael: “I’m gonna get a great glass jar for you”
    Me: *war flashbacks intensify*

    • @justinehercthehuman
      @justinehercthehuman 3 года назад +2

      i get what the jar means but why is it a war flashback? /gen

    • @zeal086
      @zeal086 3 года назад +1

      @@justinehercthehuman oil

    • @AbsurdAsparagus
      @AbsurdAsparagus 3 года назад +4

      @@zeal086 nope its a cum jar reference

    • @revandewaputra4239
      @revandewaputra4239 3 года назад +1

      @@zeal086 no, the mlp jar reference

    • @zeal086
      @zeal086 3 года назад

      @@revandewaputra4239 oh right i havent seen the vid in a year lol i only remember the big ass can of oil mb

  • @Maku_GG
    @Maku_GG 3 года назад +263

    Ludwig: So you could draw Spongebob doing a goatse??
    Everyone: *silence*
    Michael: *HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER*

  • @RNL-gj5jz
    @RNL-gj5jz 3 года назад +531

    IS NO ONE GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE GOAT TRYING TO EAT MICHAEL’S CARD AND MICHAEL DESPERATELY PRYING IT OFF?? NO?

  • @justcallmesiv
    @justcallmesiv 2 года назад +17

    poki's reaction to ludwigs joke at 3:43 was perfect

  • @bextomoose
    @bextomoose 3 года назад +16

    15:50
    The excitement in Michael's face is unmatched

  • @CloudBomb3r
    @CloudBomb3r 3 года назад +346

    Toast: "You don't want that."
    Syd: `*opens La Mer skincare set* "are you calling me ashy, Toast?"
    Toast: *"that's not even mine"*

    • @Sr-uv4fd
      @Sr-uv4fd 3 года назад +1

      yeah that felt unnecessarily kinda aggressive

    • @darkl0rd497
      @darkl0rd497 2 года назад +23

      @@Sr-uv4fd she was joking

  • @Bernardo-hi5ze
    @Bernardo-hi5ze 3 года назад +166

    Lmao Yvonne turned around real quick when she said she was keeping the medieval times tickets all to herself😂 25:51

  • @dylanparr4266
    @dylanparr4266 2 года назад +2

    7:00 micheal: “that’s a weird looking tarantula” lmfao 😂

  • @Ayeeitzsammi
    @Ayeeitzsammi 3 года назад +106

    Jodi and syd picking each other’s gift to their silent conversation they truly have the best friendship

  • @alextanksley5193
    @alextanksley5193 3 года назад +60

    You gotta love when Brodin said shortest first I didn't know if he was talking about their height or the shortest straw but when I saw Michael going first my brain was just like "Both, both is good".

  • @rjcabico3111
    @rjcabico3111 3 года назад +187

    John’s side comments are the best 😂 “that’s a weird looking tarantula”

  • @Certifieddonkeybrainless
    @Certifieddonkeybrainless 2 года назад +33

    the goat immediately pissing and shidding is so fkn funny couldn't have scripted it better if they tried!

  • @Kamixerrr
    @Kamixerrr 3 года назад +74

    10:13 michael fighting with the goat, truly great content

  • @RandomGuy-fx5ue
    @RandomGuy-fx5ue 3 года назад +220

    Michael: Gets fishing rod
    Also Michael: This could be more gas powered

    • @gamerpanda3590
      @gamerpanda3590 3 года назад

      Oh god the memory is flooding back in. Let me toss this fish to forget about it

  • @bt3215
    @bt3215 3 года назад +191

    10:12
    That whole time was looking at Micheal and i can not stop laughing 🤣

    • @MatthewF21
      @MatthewF21 3 года назад +6

      Thank you for that timestamp, I completely missed it and did not want to fish through a half hour video lmao

  • @YouCanCallMeBobot
    @YouCanCallMeBobot 2 года назад +26

    Ludwig is going fishing, I gotta see that.

  • @mathighus
    @mathighus 3 года назад +21

    10:10 i’m crying this sequence with michael and the goat with ludwig being a pokémon card fanatic 😭

  • @timluo55
    @timluo55 3 года назад +135

    xD 26:20 Ludwig's face as Lily talks about the spirit of Christmas had me reeling from laughter

  • @aitorleal4676
    @aitorleal4676 3 года назад +171

    I am absolutely between "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT GIVE THE GOAT TO MICHAEL" and "THE MADGOD SHEOGORATH AWAITS A WORTHY CHAMPION, GUIDE THE SOCIOPATH TO FORGE HIS DESTINY"

  • @matejchromek9377
    @matejchromek9377 2 года назад +46

    Every one:The fishing rod is a shiti gift
    Scarra:👁👄👁

  • @acuraboolin6303
    @acuraboolin6303 3 года назад +487

    Scarra looks so sad that no one wants his gift. I'll go fishing with you buddy, I love charter trips !

    • @marissamate
      @marissamate 2 года назад +8

      Yeah!

    • @Chadmi333
      @Chadmi333 Год назад +3

      it's his fault bringing that lame gift

    • @tesscrelli783
      @tesscrelli783 Год назад

      @@Chadmi333 Could you stop shitting on Scarra in every comment about him? Go touch grass or something, there's no need to be rude.

    • @julianaguirre3422
      @julianaguirre3422 Год назад +2

      @@Chadmi333 that's literally the point of white elephant

  • @JamesRoberts-r5v
    @JamesRoberts-r5v 3 года назад +174

    21:49 Let’s talk about how Lily would rather have nothing than take the fishing trip 😂

    • @spectrablade7473
      @spectrablade7473 3 года назад +27

      I think she’d rather avoid drawing a goatse lmaooo

    • @esmondgoh3112
      @esmondgoh3112 3 года назад

      @@spectrablade7473 what's a goatse?

    • @ctographerm3285
      @ctographerm3285 3 года назад +10

      @@esmondgoh3112 if you genuinely do not know, then please understand it's one of those things that would lower the quality of your life simply by knowing what it is.

    • @esmondgoh3112
      @esmondgoh3112 3 года назад +1

      @@ctographerm3285 huh..

    • @spectrablade7473
      @spectrablade7473 3 года назад +1

      @@esmondgoh3112 it’s truly something that you should rather avoid haha. If 2 girls 1 cup or Blue Waffle reminds you of anything, it’s similar to those in terms of lowering your quality of life.

  • @matthewalvarojr.2634
    @matthewalvarojr.2634 3 года назад +63

    Ludwig and Micheal mesh so well as the two edgiest people in the group.

  • @kingofluck2912
    @kingofluck2912 2 года назад +26

    If I had a friend like Lily and I got a gift for 6 hours worth of art, I'd be having them design my next tattoo.