yes and they like it down there, come bring your money gringo, our government does not do anything for us down here, Spain and the Vatican stole all our gold, the con quiestadors told us convert or die, and then killed most of our men and took our land and our language and inter bred with our women so now most Mexicans are ladina and think Spanish is their native language, we even have many who are mixed with Africans in many south American countries since Spain practiced slavery sooner and longer in the new world then the Americans, who once they became a country put and end to it in 90 years, and when America spread west many of our Mexicans fought on the American side because they liked the idea of being able to own land and have a choice in religion and not be forced into the Catholic religion or be persecuted if they left it. they liked the idea of having rights and not being ruled by the Spanish blood lines that still ran the country as racist monarchy, and lived in big haciendas while the people starved and lived like peasants, they became patriotic Americans, and will tell you to this day In many communities they are not Mexican they are American and that Mexico and the word Mexicans refers to Mexican nationals and a country not a race, they will say they are Latina or Hispanic Americans and not Mexicans, if Mexico's government would get it's shit together and give it's people education health and hope for a prosperous future they wouldn't flock to America, what other country in the world tells it's citizens go, go just leave, especially those of their countrymen that need the most help, that shows how much a Mexicans government cares about them, zero percent, they leave Mexico because it's a corrupt feudal system to this day, stop blaming America and take your anger out on the Mexican government for deserting it's own people, go to America be America's problem we don't care is the Mexican government motto
Its sad that European Americans dont know their own history. When you talk to them about the Dark Ages of Europe, they quickly get Amnesia and cant remember that period. When you talk to them about coming to America on ships to get away from the Queens rule (as the movie Gangs of NY showed) they get mad at you. Im part African & Native American. My lineage goes back to 2 continents. This is my country & so is Africa. So if your ancestors came to MY country on ships, then you are the REAL immigrants? Think! And then you have the nerve to force me to pay taxes. smh
+Michael A. Kush Don't debate him dude. You'd have a better chance winning a staring contest against the sun than to convince him to accept certain facts.
CHP arrested Donaldo Trompez, AKA Lopez for DUI. He was caught on tape making all kinds of racial epithets at the white officer. Fuck this asshole. He is a prick.
i was jst saying that because stupid Trumpf is friends with putin lol and thinks he's a great leader. if mexico was allies and you tried to do that Russia would tried to deffend mexico and that would mean world war lol
+Black A.M That's why I fuck with Black people... if it came down to it, It would probably be Hispanics, Blacks and the non-racist Whites vs the racist Whites / Uncle Toms.
This is awesome! It is hard to parody Donald Trump because the things he says are so ridiculous and unintentionally funny to begin with. Most of the comedians that try do make fun of him fail because Trump is funnier than they are. But George Lopez has found a way to do it. Bravo! (And yes -- I am an American).
+Abaddon Guecubu Trump doesn't want any gun control at all?? he's very pro gun! Anyway, yeah the wall will never be built... even if it was Mexico will certainly never pay for it lol...
He may not speak Spanish but he does speak funny! That was hilarious..Best satire I've seen or heard since the whole campaign started...Thank you for the laughs..
As a gringo, without a drop of latino blood, I find this hilarious! Estudié en México el verano pasado para aprender español y conocí a muchas personas agradables. Muchos son mis mejores amigos. Las cosas que Trump dice son completamente falsas, pero muchas cosas en este vídeo son ciertos jajaja.
pos se suponen que son mexicanos en el video, o al menos George Lopez, el reportero se oye como alguien que aprendió español. no tengo nada en contra de nadie pero en este contexto el argumento es valido porque tratan de retratar a mexicanos.
+Danny Zepeda Montaño Parece que usted tiene algo en contra del reportero. Me da mucho orgullo oír gente que no habla como maleducados. Fijase como hablar la lengua latina chavo...
Pues el ES pocho. Esta bien, cada quien tiene su cultura y se respeta. Los Mexico-Americanos tienen su propia cultura y forma de vida que también es de admirar.
He speaks it fine. He doesn't enunciate some of the words. It's understandable though. In Spanish, every letter of every word is spoken for unlike in English.
+can you not hes all pro mexico but he wont live there becuase it sucks in Mexico. if he loves mexico so much why wont he live there.....hell he barely speaks spanish....
That is fucking GREAT!! It's funny and at the same time it makes a very serious point. It happens to be the truth about what kind of Americans visit Mexico. For the most part. Not all, but most fit the description in your comic act. GREAT JOB!! I wonder how popular this will be. Got got my support even if I am alone.
For something that is supposed to be a parody, it's amazing how accurate this is. Pretty funny. For the doubters, watch any spring break video or Discovery's I (almost) got away with murder. Noticed how those criminals aren't going to Canada.
+Mack Monster Yeah fuck those islanders. Puerto Rico huh who??? Hawaii! No mandes wey. +DJ Rodriguez We all are technically Americans dude unfortunately the media has permanently labeled US citizens as "Americans" and the rest of the world acknowledges that out of ease. A lot of foreign nations don't really care or bother with semantics but when it matters they make specifics and such, like how North America is Canada US Mexico and Alaska. The education system abroad also can't decide whether the Americas is one continent or two.
Well he actually have a point when he stated that U.S. send rapist, and wife murders... lol
And child abusers
It’s true on both sides.
Your grammar is horrible.
@BellaFirenze he's latino, excuse his horrible english
this guy has my vote. Donaldo Trompez for president
Mexican Trump for president
@@robertrodriguez787 Donaldo Trumpz 2020
Donaldo Trompez 😂
George Lopez really hit the hammer on the nail about White people, that is what they do in Mexico.
Frat boys rape eachother? Hmm need proof.
I believe he meant frat boy's (and girls)
yes and they like it down there, come bring your money gringo, our government does not do anything for us down here, Spain and the Vatican stole all our gold, the con quiestadors told us convert or die, and then killed most of our men and took our land and our language and inter bred with our women so now most Mexicans are ladina and think Spanish is their native language, we even have many who are mixed with Africans in many south American countries since Spain practiced slavery sooner and longer in the new world then the Americans, who once they became a country put and end to it in 90 years, and when America spread west many of our Mexicans fought on the American side because they liked the idea of being able to own land and have a choice in religion and not be forced into the Catholic religion or be persecuted if they left it. they liked the idea of having rights and not being ruled by the Spanish blood lines that still ran the country as racist monarchy, and lived in big haciendas while the people starved and lived like peasants, they became patriotic Americans, and will tell you to this day In many communities they are not Mexican they are American and that Mexico and the word Mexicans refers to Mexican nationals and a country not a race, they will say they are Latina or Hispanic Americans and not Mexicans, if Mexico's government would get it's shit together and give it's people education health and hope for a prosperous future they wouldn't flock to America, what other country in the world tells it's citizens go, go just leave, especially those of their countrymen that need the most help, that shows how much a Mexicans government cares about them, zero percent, they leave Mexico because it's a corrupt feudal system to this day, stop blaming America and take your anger out on the Mexican government for deserting it's own people, go to America be America's problem we don't care is the Mexican government motto
Mr Duda, I believe you have an educated perspective. Thank you for this information.
You go back
Mexico actually needs a president like this
Why do European White Americans forget so quickly that they are Immigrants who came over here on boats?
+Michael A. Kush I was actually born here, but I see your point.
thats laughable! hav
thats laughable!
Its sad that European Americans dont know their own history. When you talk to them about the Dark Ages of Europe, they quickly get Amnesia and cant remember that period. When you talk to them about coming to America on ships to get away from the Queens rule (as the movie Gangs of NY showed) they get mad at you. Im part African & Native American. My lineage goes back to 2 continents. This is my country & so is Africa. So if your ancestors came to MY country on ships, then you are the REAL immigrants? Think! And then you have the nerve to force me to pay taxes. smh
+Michael A. Kush Don't debate him dude. You'd have a better chance winning a staring contest against the sun than to convince him to accept certain facts.
Lol the Mexican Trump actually makes some very good points.
facts
Erzebet Bathory well at least somebody gets the joke.
Oh yeah
That's some funny ass shit . He wants to build the wall to keep Americans from Mexico LMAO 😂
CHP arrested Donaldo Trompez, AKA Lopez for DUI. He was caught on tape making all kinds of racial epithets at the white officer. Fuck this asshole. He is a prick.
holy shit that was comedy gold
+b toki85 Thanks for watching!
Shut up no it wasn't. It was PLATINUM!!!
Shut up no it wasn't. It was PLATINUM!!!
I'm dying😂😂😂😁😂😁😂😁😁😂😁😁😁😂😁😸😁😂😂😸😸😁😂 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
+Dub Line nope, it was triple platinum!
I'd vote for Donaldo Trumpez.
ME TOO
I'm voting TRUMP
Charles Beltran #MAGA
fuck u
+Charles Beltran U suck
would've been funnier if his make Mexico great again plan was to take back the former Mexican land from U.S.
thats too obvious
lol like they would dare
and be Russian allies lol
I would destroy Mexico and Mexicans myself if they ever allied with Russia
i was jst saying that because stupid Trumpf is friends with putin lol and thinks he's a great leader. if mexico was allies and you tried to do that Russia would tried to deffend mexico and that would mean world war lol
"quit trying to find happiness with a straw up your nose" Lmao so true 😂😂😂
Lolol red white and blow😂
lol the parts about America's huge drug appetite and frat boys raping each other are the best!!! sort of a "funny 'cuz its true" bit 😉 awesome
no what so ever mention of American's building the wall.
I was waiting for that line too. lol
The Tick i think he said que a las gringas les encanta la pinga Latino y se vuelven locas cuando se las enseño😂😂😂
The Tick we are not in England what the brits no send a memo. Por que. Speak American. Or the his-panics are going to deport you.
Everything George said was true. Whoever came up with this skit is a genius!
"Why do you think the cartels have gone out of control" "They have an insatiable appetite for cocaine"
LMFAOOOOOOOO
😭😭😭 dam that's True what he's saying.
+Black A.M yh i was expecting silly jokes but damn
same here lol
***** it is what it is
***** it is happening
+Black A.M That's why I fuck with Black people... if it came down to it, It would probably be Hispanics, Blacks and the non-racist Whites vs the racist Whites / Uncle Toms.
I mean this is supposed to be a joke but he actually seems like a reasonable next president of Mexico...
Donald trump should watch this video
Yea the mexican one 👍👍
+anahi varela you and I should go to Mexico 😃
And you should go back to Europe, you don't belong here either
+anahi varela you soy de Mexico mi fresita. I am from Mexico for real. Just because my name is Elvis don't mean shit, I didn't give my self that name.
Then why the fuck are u even saying that ???
This is awesome! It is hard to parody Donald Trump because the things he says are so ridiculous and unintentionally funny to begin with. Most of the comedians that try do make fun of him fail because Trump is funnier than they are.
But George Lopez has found a way to do it. Bravo! (And yes -- I am an American).
"And in that wall, I'll put a big door. That big door will hit you on your big American ass when you leave Mexico," I couldn't breathe on this part
Ya whites getting offended but that's how we felt when we heard what Donald Trump said about us.
should of called him trompa.
Trompetas*
si, de Falopios
CezaMVO 💯😂😂😂😂
Ha! I thought the very same thing! It would've been better
CezaMVO they already. Shit you as a Latino, we got a whole list of Nicknames for Trump.
The funny thing is half the things he said were actually true; unlike the real Trump.
+Peachy Keen He's still a million times better than Hillary.
No the part where he called the fucking rapist
+cruz lopez us**
no what Trump said was right to
+Peachy Keen Not half...EVERYTHING
Hahaha, worst thing is that is exactly how Trump sounds like.
Idiot, if you watched the whole video, any sane person would know that it is a comedy skit.
No shit. Thank you for pointing that out...
You are so right. This is so Trump!
darkfighter1001 .l.
couldn't even laugh because it's all true
Haven't seen a Funny "Funny or Die" in a long time until this
One dislike we all know who it was
i wish someone would make mexico great again
Even Hollywood special effects artists can't create a monstrosity that looks half as horrifying as the thing that really lives on Trump's head.
I lost it at red ,white and blow
i see ppl who didnt have a problem with trump saying it are butt hurt when they hear it reversed on them.
Every nation has it faults. Trump acted like Mexico's the worst country in the world when in reality America isn't exactly flawless.
But it wasn't "Completely" Reversed. He left out the "Illegal Alien" part. HUGE Difference.
The sad part is it is all true.
Lmao I can't stop laughing ! My uncle is the realist !
I know this is satire, but Mexico would actually benefit from a politician like this 😂
no wonder he is where he is today .so proud of you honored to be my paisano👌👏👍✊
1/10 - unrealistic. Donaldo isn't making the US pay for it.
Lol XD
If you're talking about that wall the us is absolutely paying for it.
+Ryan Carson I hope Trump wins... If he does... I really do not think the wall will ever be built...
+Abaddon Guecubu Trump doesn't want any gun control at all?? he's very pro gun! Anyway, yeah the wall will never be built... even if it was Mexico will certainly never pay for it lol...
Don't forget to walk the ocean too ... They come from there too and canada
Lmao this is so true
Came for a joke and I was given some real shit to listen to...huh
LOL cheers from India. Donald Trumpez for president.
George Lopez, Donald trump and fluffy are by far the best comedians. especially trump because my fav joke from him is running for president
I'm offensive and I find this Mexican
more like I'm offensive and I find this American. lol
+Senpai Notice me there**
well its what Trump is saying to us Mexican
well played
+jonathanlopez62896 Are you drunk?
Can't wait for Fox News to find a way to get offended by this the way they did the Planned Parenthood controversy parody.
He may not speak Spanish but he does speak funny! That was hilarious..Best satire I've seen or heard since the whole campaign started...Thank you for the laughs..
I lost it at red white and blow 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Red, white, and blow."
He forgot to say that America is going to pay for the wall
"rape each other" actually made me laugh because of what I've seen drunk "bros" do.
They're not always drunk.
+Gors Dream lolololol
and the saddest part is what was meant as a joke is actually true
3:07 " The colors of the American flag should be red, white, & blow"...hilarious 😂
As a gringo, without a drop of latino blood, I find this hilarious!
Estudié en México el verano pasado para aprender español y conocí a muchas personas agradables. Muchos son mis mejores amigos. Las cosas que Trump dice son completamente falsas, pero muchas cosas en este vídeo son ciertos jajaja.
I don't like Mexico , I would take many Mexicans lives and take their land as a George Washington did and also get rid of republic Dominic
😂 I love George Lopez..he's hilarious..but I think this is the first time I hear him talk clear spanish..
Interviewer: ¿Estás seguro de que puedes dirigir este país?
Trumpez: Por favor....TENGO ESTO!
Hilarious
This helping me build my Spanish vocabulary. ;-)
tu qieres salir comigo
fuckin hilarious, thanks for the laugh george! much love my brotha
this was freakin great...and accurate
Make Mexico Great Again! I take it back build the wall keep um out throw Peña to the other side 😂😂😂
I've heard him in English for so long that now his Spanish sounds unauthentic and I don't even speak Spanish.
His Spanish is not good but is understandable
+EdLndrs12 Yeah... his Spanish isn't perfect but understandable with accent. (American Accent)
Trumpez makes SO much more sense than Trump. Some of his points were actually valid.
Habla un español muy pocho George Lopez, y el reportero tambien tenía un acento raro.
y usted señor sabio sabe todos los acentos de América Latina?👀
pos se suponen que son mexicanos en el video, o al menos George Lopez, el reportero se oye como alguien que aprendió español. no tengo nada en contra de nadie pero en este contexto el argumento es valido porque tratan de retratar a mexicanos.
+Danny Zepeda Montaño Parece que usted tiene algo en contra del reportero. Me da mucho orgullo oír gente que no habla como maleducados. Fijase como hablar la lengua latina chavo...
+توم ريتشاردز
La lengua latina? esa ya nadie la habla amigo más que el papa y el reportero me da igual su acento yo no mas hacía un comentario.
Pues el ES pocho. Esta bien, cada quien tiene su cultura y se respeta. Los Mexico-Americanos tienen su propia cultura y forma de vida que también es de admirar.
This is one of the few great sketches of funny or die
It's all waaaay more true than what Trump is saying. The only reason coke is coming through Mexico is because Americans are buying it!
George we miss you on prime time brother!
You're the best Lopez. We love you!!!
🇲🇽
¡VIVE MEXICO!
... 😁👍 ...
his spanish sounds weird haha
It does. Lol. And incorrect a few times. I suppose speaking english for so long impairs speaking spanish properly; even his dialect is off.
No it doesn't
3WLC Yes, yes it does.
He speaks it fine. He doesn't enunciate some of the words. It's understandable though. In Spanish, every letter of every word is spoken for unlike in English.
Sí, su español es un poco, como nosotros decimos, macheteado. Escuchen los artículos en las palabras problemas, programas, usa las, en vez de los.
Oh shit. Daniel Tosh speaks spanish fluently
Damn this was pretty true
Univision strikes back 😂
THE BEST THING ON THE INTERNET RN LMAO
You know... I watched this for a laugh but theres a lot of truth in this... rather sobering actually.
This is the first time I'm actually hearing George Lopez speak Spanish, crazy
+Big Show BECAUSE HE IS AMERICAN pretending to be Mexican....bet you he doesn't even live in MX
+cazador1022 you don't have to live in mexico to be Mexican wtf if he was born here he's Mexican-American and he speaks English and spanish.
+can you not hes all pro mexico but he wont live there becuase it sucks in Mexico. if he loves mexico so much why wont he live there.....hell he barely speaks spanish....
His Spanish is weird lol
because hes not really Mexican hes AMERICAN and his ancestors are Hispanic
hilarious I love George Lopez
This is so true hahaha
That is fucking GREAT!! It's funny and at the same time it makes a very serious point. It happens to be the truth about what kind of Americans visit Mexico. For the most part. Not all, but most fit the description in your comic act. GREAT JOB!! I wonder how popular this will be. Got got my support even if I am alone.
As a Mexican born US citizen (notice I don't say American as I believe everyone in this continent is American) I approve this message.
+Izzy So (Tejanito111) Fuck off. This is America and the time is coming, pack your bags Paco anchor babys are out as well.
CJ I WOW look at that wall of crazy you put up. Who is going to read that? fuck off back to mexico.
+Donald Duck I'm white as I was born here I feel ofended about this video but we deserve it.
RealDealSoulja 1 agree I'm with and fuck my other white people that are racist and bunch of eating trash sticks.
Donald Duck oh shut up fucker shame I have the same color of your skin and it makes me embarrassed.
OMG! George Lopez speaks Spanish... 😱
he some what can speak Spanish
funny and right on the bundle.
Ohhh when the latino guys have broken spanish...
Viva México y Latinoamérica
George Lopez is a funny dude I catch his stand up three years ago and he was funny
The saddest part is, Mr. Lopez's concerns are actually real.
i vote Donald Trumpez.
I like this Donaldo Trumpez guy. He says a lot of things that make sense.
Viva Trumpez!!
now this is comedy!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
hahahahahahahahaha niiceeee sátira
Hey!! This is an election ,not a race riot with every one acting like dumb assholes
Yassss
+ThePauly43 siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
The colors of the flag should be Red, White and Blow LMFAO hahahahaha
From Mexico to Chile we're also Americans dude!
And Canadians! they're technically Americans!
America is America,.Even Quebecers..
Romelle Hughes This Country is North and South America,.stf fucktard..
I love chile in my pussy ;)
LOL!!! funny how it sounds bad when the charges are AGAINST YOU but halarious when about someone else!!!
This is hilarious because it's comedy. If a real Mexican politician were to say these things, it wouldn't be funny.
lets vote for donald trumpez make mexico great again
he doesn't speak Spanish! .
He does, it's just that he speaks a fucked up one. Maybe because he's Mexican American? Idk
+Walking Meme
he is american
Anonymous Dude Mexicans, Salvadorans, Brazilians and Canadians are Americans too.
Anonymous Dude everyone who's born in this continent (America) is an American
Everyone who is born in North America and South America are Americans.
Anyone who took this seriously or got butt hurt need to get over themselves
The sad part being so much of the points he made were spot on. Comedic gold on this one.
Bernie sanders para presidente 2016
I'm laugh so much right now! 😂👌🏻 What he said is so true tho! I would vote for him than the real Donald Trump!
For something that is supposed to be a parody, it's amazing how accurate this is. Pretty funny. For the doubters, watch any spring break video or Discovery's I (almost) got away with murder. Noticed how those criminals aren't going to Canada.
I agree with everything haha... (well some)
I hate George Lopez's stand-up, but this is really good.
😂😂Donaldo Trumpez has my vote.
BERNIE SANDERS 2016.
Come con George!! América is not a country. Its a continent!!! We are all Americans from Alaska to Argentina.
+Mack Monster Yeah fuck those islanders. Puerto Rico huh who??? Hawaii! No mandes wey.
+DJ Rodriguez We all are technically Americans dude unfortunately the media has permanently labeled US citizens as "Americans" and the rest of the world acknowledges that out of ease. A lot of foreign nations don't really care or bother with semantics but when it matters they make specifics and such, like how North America is Canada US Mexico and Alaska. The education system abroad also can't decide whether the Americas is one continent or two.
+DJ Rodriguez this continent is called the America's pendejo were all Americans.
Mack Monster Fuck Yeah!!! That's what i say too.