Here are all the subtitles translated. 00:03 ラグワゴン Lagwagon 00:10 ああ, くそ. ああ,またか Oh shit. Oh, again 00:13 あなたは間違った家を選びました, ばか You picked the wrong house, fool! 00:16 ジョイントでの10年間で, あなたクソ猫になました Ten years in the joint turned you into a fucking pussy 00:20 これを翻訳して頑張ってください Please do your best to translate this 00:23 よ、ピザが来たぞ.耳が燃える! Ayo, the pizza here. My ears burn! 00:25 続編がオリジナルを超えることはありません. A sequel never surpasses the original. 00:30 アボミネーションはかわいくない、 彼はあなたの腕を引きちぎる. Abomination isn't cute, he rips off your arm. 00:33 エプスタインは自殺しなかつた Epstein didn't kill himself. 00:49 ウォルター、 チンコを片付けろウォルター. Walter, put your dick away Walter. 00:56 私は今あなたとセックスをしていません、 ウォルター. I'm not having sex with you right now, Walter. 01:01 もうすぐ彼女との周年, さようならお金 The anniversary with my girlfriend is coming soon, goodbye money. 01:08 私のタマがかゆい, 誰か助けを早く送ってください My balls are itchy, please someone send help quickly. 01:15 連邦捜査官は晴闇で光る Federal agents shine in the dark. 01:18 桐生ちゃん, 今すぐあなたのチンポが必要です Kiryu-chan, I need your cock right now. 01:21 連私の父はあなたの父を戦いで打ち負かすことができます My father can defeat your father in battle. 01:25 キスのうなずきを英語からデンマーク語に翻訳しないでください Don't translate “kiss nods” from english to danish (It’s kys nikker) 01:28 これを読んで頑張ってください, ばか Good luck reading this, idiot. 01:31 続編がオリジナルを超えることはありません. A sequel never surpasses the original. 01:34 アボミネーションはかわいくない、 彼はあなたの腕を引きちぎる. Abomination isn't cute, he rips off your arm. 01:38 エプスタインは自殺しなかつた Epstein didn't kill himself. 01:54 もう我慢できない. ハニーマスタードのないハンバーガーを食べる I can't take it anymore. Eating a burger with no honey mustard. 02:00 購読よりもコメントをお願いします. Please leave a comment instead of subscribing. 02:07 ガールフレンド私は彼を愛しています Girlfriend, I love him. 02:14 Adobe 製品を購入しないでください. 海賊版を使用してください. Do not buy Adobe products. Use pirated versions. 02:19 これらのナッツ These nuts. 02:20 続編にハウンドマスターを追加してください Please add Houndmaster to the sequel. 02:26 私が自閉症かどうか尋ねられたら、 自閉症です. If you ask me if I am autistic, I am autistic. 02:33 これを読んで頑張ってください, ばか Good luck reading this, idiot. 02:36 続編がオリジナルを超えることはありません. A sequel never surpasses the original. 02:40 アボミネーションはかわいくない、 彼はあなたの腕を引きちぎる. Abomination isn't cute, he rips off your arm. 02:43 エプスタインは自殺しなかつた Epstein didn't kill himself. 03:00 続編については動画を作る予定です I'm planning to make a video about the sequel, 03:06 唯一の問題は、 それが非常に制限的であることです the only problem is that it is very restrictive. 03:12 いつもストレスヒーラーが必要なとき,私は何をしますか What do I do when I need a stress healer all the time? 03:19 オリジナルでは、 少なくともクレイジーなことをすることができます. In the original, at least you can do crazy things. 03:29 連邦捜査官は晴闇で光る Federal agents shine in the dark. 03:31 桐生ちゃん, 今すぐあなたのチンポが必要です Kiryu-chan, I need your cock right now. 03:35 連私の父はあなたの父を戦いで打ち負かすことができます My father can defeat your father in battle. 03:38 キスのうなずきを英語からデンマーク語に翻訳しないでください Don't translate “kiss nods” from english to danish (It’s kys nikker) 03:42 よ、ピザが来たぞ.耳が燃える! Ayo, the pizza here. My ears burn! 03:45 続編がオリジナルを超えることはありません. A sequel never surpasses the original. 03:48 アボミネーションはかわいくない、 彼はあなたの腕を引きちぎる. Abomination isn't cute, he rips off your arm. 03:51 エプスタインは自殺しなかつた Epstein didn't kill himself. 03:57 パニッ クにならない Don’t Panic 04:00 何も思いつきません ここに書かれていたこと マリオ ワフー I have no idea what was written here Mario Wahoo 04:03 を偲んで 私の口シア人の友達 In memory of my mouthy friend 04:06 ラグワゴン Lagwagon
At first I thought it was a weird animation but then I saw the original video and it's amazing because it's almost a 1:1 parody. 10/10 dude I'm glad that you don't limit yourself to edits of comps.
Same here. First I thought it was a weeb trend at first, but then turns out i have been looking for the song for years now. A shame that i didn't click the MV recommendation on YT any sooner...
Man, it's good to see that I'm not the only person that thought that the best way of further mixing up the music video is by adding another character who imitates what the original does. God this is very convoluted way of saying video good.
this is sort of a shot in the dark, but in the quad leper video it looked like you had a custom text at 1:02 and i wanted to know if it was something you could change in the files or if you just edited that in yourself. if you can change the text in files could you maybe explain how to?
"What do I do when I need a stress healer all the time" @Don't Panic
Give me my mod
ruclips.net/video/oLRuX4Dbq5c/видео.html
And when the unwashed hordes needed him most, he returned bearing glorious shenanigans
How dare you?! I am not part on any horde! I’d need to be social to participate in that.
@@australiangamer7956
That’s why you’re unwashed.
Here are all the subtitles translated.
00:03
ラグワゴン
Lagwagon
00:10
ああ, くそ. ああ,またか
Oh shit. Oh, again
00:13
あなたは間違った家を選びました, ばか
You picked the wrong house, fool!
00:16
ジョイントでの10年間で, あなたクソ猫になました
Ten years in the joint turned you into a fucking pussy
00:20
これを翻訳して頑張ってください
Please do your best to translate this
00:23
よ、ピザが来たぞ.耳が燃える!
Ayo, the pizza here. My ears burn!
00:25
続編がオリジナルを超えることはありません.
A sequel never surpasses the original.
00:30
アボミネーションはかわいくない、 彼はあなたの腕を引きちぎる.
Abomination isn't cute, he rips off your arm.
00:33
エプスタインは自殺しなかつた
Epstein didn't kill himself.
00:49
ウォルター、 チンコを片付けろウォルター.
Walter, put your dick away Walter.
00:56
私は今あなたとセックスをしていません、 ウォルター.
I'm not having sex with you right now, Walter.
01:01
もうすぐ彼女との周年, さようならお金
The anniversary with my girlfriend is coming soon, goodbye money.
01:08
私のタマがかゆい, 誰か助けを早く送ってください
My balls are itchy, please someone send help quickly.
01:15
連邦捜査官は晴闇で光る
Federal agents shine in the dark.
01:18
桐生ちゃん, 今すぐあなたのチンポが必要です
Kiryu-chan, I need your cock right now.
01:21
連私の父はあなたの父を戦いで打ち負かすことができます
My father can defeat your father in battle.
01:25
キスのうなずきを英語からデンマーク語に翻訳しないでください
Don't translate “kiss nods” from english to danish
(It’s kys nikker)
01:28
これを読んで頑張ってください, ばか
Good luck reading this, idiot.
01:31
続編がオリジナルを超えることはありません.
A sequel never surpasses the original.
01:34
アボミネーションはかわいくない、 彼はあなたの腕を引きちぎる.
Abomination isn't cute, he rips off your arm.
01:38
エプスタインは自殺しなかつた
Epstein didn't kill himself.
01:54
もう我慢できない. ハニーマスタードのないハンバーガーを食べる
I can't take it anymore. Eating a burger with no honey mustard.
02:00
購読よりもコメントをお願いします.
Please leave a comment instead of subscribing.
02:07
ガールフレンド私は彼を愛しています
Girlfriend, I love him.
02:14
Adobe 製品を購入しないでください. 海賊版を使用してください.
Do not buy Adobe products. Use pirated versions.
02:19
これらのナッツ
These nuts.
02:20
続編にハウンドマスターを追加してください
Please add Houndmaster to the sequel.
02:26
私が自閉症かどうか尋ねられたら、 自閉症です.
If you ask me if I am autistic, I am autistic.
02:33
これを読んで頑張ってください, ばか
Good luck reading this, idiot.
02:36
続編がオリジナルを超えることはありません.
A sequel never surpasses the original.
02:40
アボミネーションはかわいくない、 彼はあなたの腕を引きちぎる.
Abomination isn't cute, he rips off your arm.
02:43
エプスタインは自殺しなかつた
Epstein didn't kill himself.
03:00
続編については動画を作る予定です
I'm planning to make a video about the sequel,
03:06
唯一の問題は、 それが非常に制限的であることです
the only problem is that it is very restrictive.
03:12
いつもストレスヒーラーが必要なとき,私は何をしますか
What do I do when I need a stress healer all the time?
03:19
オリジナルでは、 少なくともクレイジーなことをすることができます.
In the original, at least you can do crazy things.
03:29
連邦捜査官は晴闇で光る
Federal agents shine in the dark.
03:31
桐生ちゃん, 今すぐあなたのチンポが必要です
Kiryu-chan, I need your cock right now.
03:35
連私の父はあなたの父を戦いで打ち負かすことができます
My father can defeat your father in battle.
03:38
キスのうなずきを英語からデンマーク語に翻訳しないでください
Don't translate “kiss nods” from english to danish
(It’s kys nikker)
03:42
よ、ピザが来たぞ.耳が燃える!
Ayo, the pizza here. My ears burn!
03:45
続編がオリジナルを超えることはありません.
A sequel never surpasses the original.
03:48
アボミネーションはかわいくない、 彼はあなたの腕を引きちぎる.
Abomination isn't cute, he rips off your arm.
03:51
エプスタインは自殺しなかつた
Epstein didn't kill himself.
03:57
パニッ
クにならない
Don’t
Panic
04:00
何も思いつきません
ここに書かれていたこと
マリオ
ワフー
I have no idea
what was written here
Mario
Wahoo
04:03
を偲んで
私の口シア人の友達
In memory of
my mouthy friend
04:06
ラグワゴン
Lagwagon
If I got something wrong please correct me.
This is awesome
Nice job, could not have been a better traduction
Christ man, I salute you for putting this much effort into translating the subtitles.
>Kiryu-chan, I need your cock right now.
this is simple ridiculous as kazuma kiryu doesn't know what sex is
I verbally jumped with joy when Dismas came in for the Dynamic Duo -
Absolutely EPIC edit and I loved everything about it!
Was pretty cool
"But it's not always about the money, Spiderman."
What an absolute legend.
With how steam workshop is looking these days, DD might as well be an anime
At first I thought it was a weird animation but then I saw the original video and it's amazing because it's almost a 1:1 parody.
10/10 dude I'm glad that you don't limit yourself to edits of comps.
Literally discovered lagtrain a week agp, that makes my day
Same here. First I thought it was a weeb trend at first, but then turns out i have been looking for the song for years now.
A shame that i didn't click the MV recommendation on YT any sooner...
A faint hope blossoms... welcome back sir
Oh, thanks! Now I want my own version of this.
Occultist version ?
@@thomaschabbear7605 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Done
Everyone don't panic! He's back!
lmao
Man, it's good to see that I'm not the only person that thought that the best way of further mixing up the music video is by adding another character who imitates what the original does. God this is very convoluted way of saying video good.
Welcome back to the pain game ⚰️
the legend is back
also i don't think i've been blindsided so hard by a youtuber before. well done
me neither
Bro literally came back and came back better than ever! Let's Go!
there is something in these Shambler Tentacles that constantly makes me chuckle. glad i have foud it
The man the myth the legend
I know enough to notice the subtitles are completely different, but I can't tell what you gootle translated or ripped lol. awesome work
I miss the Reynault and Dismas duo
Don`t Panic: releses a video
Everybody: -100 stress
Thank you so much for making this. It absolutely made my day.
Art in its purest form
If Reynauld isn't returning to DD2 like this, I'm not playing.
My king is back.
I lost it when he pulled out the scroll, masterpiece of video 10/10
This is amazing. Words cannot express how much I love this!
Enjoyed the video!!! Also, thanks for introducing me to this song. I’ve been listening to it on repeat the past 24 hours lol
I have the honor of seeing your video in other places. I wish you better and better.
Subtitles were unnecessary effort, but they are welcomed.
Reynauld and his pal Reynald and his pal Reynaldo
this is actually really sick, I don't normally like this style of video but you really knocked it out of the park
He sacreficed himself for the greater good.
Titanic, Titanic, you’re watching Don’t Panic, the greatest shit you’ll see.
I'm not sure why balls or honey mustard come up in the subtitles, but I have a feeling I'll have a field day on rewatching this.
this is so well made, wow
My god those subtitles really speaks volumes man
This is the last of the flame... Carry it with you, and rekindle our hope great champion.
This is amazing, good to have you back mate
Why is this actually good
I love this community
When you want to join the crusade but the train to Jerusalem is lag :
Righteously based
Просто лучшее дуо всех времен и народов
When the Jester use his stress heal
Hero's head:
I'm panicking because you upluploaded again!
This does bring a smile to my face and make me feel better.
Ahh as the tablets foretold
Another great addition to my lagtrain playlist
This is so good lmao
This goes to my "goes hard" playlist
Lmao
I cant believe I fucking missed this
I need to make closer look at the lyrics later...
What a comeback, love ya
DISMAS JOINING IN TY
Oh yes i waiting for that
Great video
Well made. This is really smooth.
What do the subtitles say? I noticed they are different from the original
Just a bunch of random memes really. Scroll up a bit and someone made specific translations
Thank you. I needed that.
Yet another impeccable vid.
Мой любимый персонаж
you really miss Reynauld dont you?
Exactly why I subbed
Best anime i watched in this year.
The Finger in the end, dammit! I haven't noticed it before
The king is back
Он не умер, он просто решил заняться своим внутренним миром...
Return of the king
THE RETURN
And in the darkest hour of Jerusalem reynauld assembled his cohort to bring the light of the lord to the heretics and heathen
Welcome back!
Hahahaha I think I need a little bit of context
Lagwagon is me when I get to the sprawl with my visual settings at max
this is an amazing video
it has storytelling
it's great
Great work on this one!
We ready girl, if it calls, we go
awesome work, thats cool
My new favorite video.
I'm dying of laughter xdxdxdxd
Good to see he survived the army
this is sort of a shot in the dark, but in the quad leper video it looked like you had a custom text at 1:02 and i wanted to know if it was something you could change in the files or if you just edited that in yourself. if you can change the text in files could you maybe explain how to?
RIP Cruzader.
amazing
I don’t know what is going, but I like it
GG
reynauld darkest dungeon my beloved
I have no idea what it's saying but goddammit I don't need to
Oh nooooo
I don't know the song but the last part of the vids is amazing
레이널드 너무 귀엽다
i dont know what i have seen but i like it
was curious about 3:54 - got it in the best way possible
help me out here. what's the gag?
@@pixellatedpixie215 in the original clip, character catched stone in the head
@@fake_healer HA! that's good
Subtitles are fucking banger
Showed this video to my russian friend he said it SUCKS!
Praying for his downfall
@@DontPaniclol Don't fuck with him kid. He's a russian special KGB agent he will destroy you...
@@DontPaniclol based
lmfao the joke subtitles
haaaaaa right on time omg
Nice!
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
yo despues de perder a todo mi equipo recién subido
oh my goodness
finally!