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- Jimmy reads his favorite tweets with the hashtag #MyTeacherIsWeird.
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I had a teacher who would always chew on his glasses. One time they broke because of this, so he pulled out a second pair and Said: i was prepared for this
Dang it. Missed this hashtag. I had a teacher that used to shake her keys to mask the sound of her farts. #MyTeacherIsWeird
My former Spanish teacher walked in the class, farted and tried to mask it by making us open the windows.
+Saki Miyu dfcz
how do you find out the hastag
im literally cryingggg
Tyler Rouse-Kaminski He'll Tweet it so u have to follow Jimmy
the please tell me you're the last one reminds me of the weasleys
This made my day😂😂
That's what I thought as well!😂😂
I hope your using emojis ironically
Adominus i hope you're spelling "you're" wrong ironically
shazz286 😂😂 nice one
Atleast their Econ 305 teacher didn't come out and teach Architecture 101.
#classic
#HIMYM
how was professor spelled anyways haha?
You are a beautiful person
OMG ANOTHER HIMYM FAN❤❤
LEGENDARY
My math teacher would jump to pull down the projector screen, then look at us and say: "Did you see that? Just like a tiger!"
My 7th grade Social Studies teacher used to write "Low Tolerance today" on the chalkboard when she was having her period.
Lol
Shouldnt we all
They were warned
Did she actually tell you all it was bout her period? Lol inappropriate
***** Actually, no. We just kept track of when this kept happening and figured it out. I also once had a boss that was very irrational for a couple days a month and we kept track and figured his wife was a bit cranky at home, lol.
I had one history teacher who told us that his Southern cousin Beauregard was going to be a guest speaker to teach us about the Civil War. He walked out the door, did a little spin, and talked with Southern accent for the rest of the class.
hahahahaha *'''mourning the future''* one got me lol
I feel like all Latin teachers are mourning the future. It's in the job description of anyone who studies Classics.
she was reading auspicia
Considering Latin is already dead, I don't blame him for mourning the future =)
"You're a drama queen!" -John Watson
ZhangtheGreat know
i have a teacher who's water bottle says "student tears" on it
Harsh 😆😆
I should get one of those made.
Me too but in Latin. Guess what teacher she is
One of mine had a jar labeled ASHES OF PROBLEM STUDENTS. :D
I had a teacher who would go to the teacher's room after 10 minutes of class to print something out for us and then wouldn't return for 30 minutes because he got lost in the corridors. He worked there for ages and should have known the building by heart.
Maybe he was really just taking a break and using lost in corridors as excuse.
Or maybe those days we went to poo and used the corridors excuse! LOL There are so many other possibilities for him using that excuse!
Fred2303 my English teacher walked out to print something, returned after 30 minutes with a cup of coffee. No paper and no explanation.
My teacher once asked me for "a red pen of any colour." He also once said, "I have two daughters, both are girls."
i dont get it?
What
it means that his weed was strong when he passed it
It's 2 separate jokes.
still dont get it. you youngsters are ka-razy i cant keep up with your hip young lingo
My physical science teacher always loved to address the class as "Large Mass of Humanity".
LOL
My English teacher makes us call him Obi Wan Kenobi and say Here Master Jedi as he roll calls haha also if we are late he makes us say the glorious vow:
"Oh great Master Jedi, forgive me for interrupting your glorious class. May I come in and be filled with you knowledge?"
Where?
Ninja Bunny Yup that's it :)
Don't worry, it's all fine
AWKWARD!
I remember in middle school my teacher gave us a test back he had graded. On his comments at the top of the test, he had misspelled my name. I told him that he hadn't spelled my name correctly. He looked at me, shrugged, and said: "Yeah, I"m not a good speller." It was a spelling test. He was my spelling teacher.
Looooooollll
"Three nicotine patches at once." And all the Sherlock fans died laughing. XD
must have been a 3 patch problem
I thought I was the only one... omg.
I thought I was the only one... omg.
Saki Miyu Never! ;) #IamSHERLOCKED
I scrolled down, just to find this post. You're welcome.
One time in middle school a kid wouldn't stop talking so he told his friends to pin him to the table so he could sacrifice him to the history gods his friends restrained him to the table and he pulled out an axe made of playdough and had us all chant "Sacrifice! Sacrifice! Sacrifice!" #MyTeacherIsWeird
one of my English professors dressed up as a pirate to deliver a lecture about Treasure Island :P
This is the story of my class teacher in elementary school (we were about 13-15 years old)
My teacher once ran into the classroom screaming wearing a Scream-mask and a kitchen knife.
Another time when we went into the classroom is was all dark and she had gathered all the tables into the middle of the classroom. We were supposed to have a class in Swedish but as soon as we sat down my teacher said in a spooky voice; "Today we're going to talk about miracles". She then told us a story how she had won a lot of money when she really needed it and that it was some mystical power that has helped her.
One time she entered the classroom and said; "Today we're going to learn how to stress down with some music". Thereafter she put on a very fast techno song with lots of drums (a famous song from the 90's) and told us to hit our tables with our hands the fastest and hardest we could....I want to remind you that this was a Swedish class. The majority of my class were to ashamed to to what she told us to do and therefore she screamed at us to follow her lead. I remember how I lightly put my hands on the table. Some of the guys made fun of her and did exactly what she told us to do, but in a exaggerated way. One guy started filming her with his cellphone and as soon as she noticed she ran up to him and started to scream at him to remove it. He did.
She also taught Spanish. I didn't take that class, but everyone who did got F on their first test. She had not only written F at their tests. She did also write down a lot of minuses and skulls beside the F.
I don't know if she took drugs, but she did smoke a lot. If she hadn't had time to go for a smoke during lunch break she was very nervous. If we talked too much in class she began to throw the whiteboard pens. I got one in my head tree times since my seat was usually close to the board. She always apologized. I think she aimed for the guys behind me.
Well...I think my stories are quite unique. This was for over ten years ago. I wonder if I really remember all of this correctly..:O
was she hot?
She sounds phsyco
In freshman year of high school I had a biology teacher who explained what sperm was by putting socks all over himself to replicate the sperm.
That's just disturbing.
your profile pic and your name gives me life
"mourning the future"...goth level 100
Daniel Brown Yeah so I had this teacher and she was psycho. She even showed us this video on the first day of school while also threatening to arrest us if we made fun of her.
Daniel Brown I’m laughing out loud
My science teacher once walked in and said," What's up homos!" He meant Homo sapiens
My physics teacher had a bumper sticker on his desk that said, "I love cats, dead ones." All of his physics problems involved throwing cats from different places.
This teacher is my new favorite teacher!
Miah Quinones "If I were to throw a cat out of a plane, how long would it take to reach terminal velocity?
i dont hate cats but i'll love this guy
I love cats, but I also love how your teacher sounds. XD
We're convinced our geometry teacher accidentally killed a cat once but he won't tell us the story
all aboard the economic express!
Choo choo
Choo Choo!
Choo Choo
Choo Choo!
Choo Choo!
My ninth grade English teacher had a sign cut out around the clock in the classroom that read "time is passing, are you?".Talk about throwing shade.
clock it the house girl lol
Swear that first tweeter has been on this segment before, rings a bell you know
That's so weird. I thought so too.
I was binge watching old segments and noticed that a few people have been on more than once.
+Amanda Jade
conspiracy theory???
I think DerpinYoyo was on a few times and all the tweets related to condoms/sex
My science teacher is obsessed with Nicholas Cage so he has a portrait of him on his desk and he said that when ever he needs guidance that he just looks at the portrait of Nicholas Cage.
Ariana washington that's so weird 😂
*Nicolas Cage
@@ronnieeilert8491 thanks for correcting me four years later.
My brother and I had the same English teacher and when I was explaining how far apart my siblings are the teacher said , "Wow! Your parents really weren't sprinters."
It's a three patch problem
-Sherlock Holmes
Mhm
Obviously.
My fifth grade teacher had a giant bulletin board filled with pictures of cats and she was a crazy cat lady. She didn't have any cats.
well, i mean chinese people eat cats. so maybe she was chinese
Nope she wasn't Chinese, she was polish
rude
Were you taught by Professor Umbridge?
I had an Algebra teacher who was obsessed with golf and fishing. Every word problem would have something to do with one or the other. Anytime someone asked him if a problem could be solved a different way, he'd say "That's just opening up a whole new can of worms" and move onto something else. I ended up taking Algebra in summer school that year.
so freaking hilarious.. its addictive watching the tweets😂😂😂
My sophomore geography teacher, Mr. Hartong spoke in the third person as well as a completely monotone voice. The day before a test we would do a refresher so everyone was prepared. He would bring out a blow up globe and say "It's time to play along with Hartong, if ya can." Cracked me up every time.
everyday our 4th period teacher would ask us "Who are you?"
My Spanish teacher made us play a game of verbs, if you got them right, she would give you a little mint and if not, she would sent you to the corner of the classroom for 20 mins...
Omg that's horrible. I hated those games and we didn't even had to stand in the corner
Vivien H. Then you were lucky xD
When I was in the hallway, this person was getting pushed around and when they yelled out "this guy is bullying me!!" The teacher came around the corner and replied "some people deserve to be bullied"
funny, but cruel.
Sad
Wheatley Core dafaq
Did he say it like he really knew what was going on, or no?
This person... It was you, wasn't it?
Other than that, yes it is funny, and yes it is a bit cruel. Still, it's also true. Not all, but surely some amount deserve it.
One time I asked my teacher if he liked Star Wars and he simply replied "I AM Star Wars"
My English teacher in 8th grade made us watch random English comedies almost everyday, at the last week before the final exam, we had to do 4 dictations in a week.
Gotta love weird teachers,lol!!😂😂😂😂😂
My Spanish teacher talks to puppets in class and calls them her kids....enough said 0-0
hahahahaha 😜
Andrew Flash I'll distract her while you call the cops.
My English teacher will walk up to us, glare at us, growl, and then continue walking. He's 1.60cm tall and a flaming racist
that sounds awful
He made us write an essay on discrimination... I destroyed him lmao. Still expecting an A
we need an update
1.60cm tall huh? That's amazing!
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MOST of my teachers were weird. No joke.
1.One time we asked our geography teacher why she always looks at the ceiling while talking. She said that she communicates with the aliens...
2.One girl was painting her nails during our break. When the art teacher started the lesson she screamed at us that we were trying to kill her. Apparently she was allergic to nail polish.
3.One of my math teachers came to class completely drunk and fell asleep on the desk.
guess it was a three patch problem...
haha
I wanted so badly for Jimmy to say that omg
sherloooooock!!!!
Not a lot of people know that show.
Obviously.
I once had a teacher that kept a 16 year old cupcake in her room (she got it in 1998) and students would pray to it and give it candy offerings so that the cupcake would bring snow.
That is weird
This got me XD
The evil twin with the fake goatee is inspired by community!
Hot. Hot Hot Hot
true
Which originally came from Star Trek
They did that in Futurama too, where Bender had a evil twin. :)
Was in South Park, too
My old high school earth space science teacher would make us sing "Ice-ice-isotopes! SAME number of PROTONS, DIFFERENT number of NEUTRONS!"
In her defense, 11 years later, we never forgot it. #hellomedschool
that's fucking brilliant!! I wish our teachers did that too.
In 8th grade I had a history teacher that had a George Washington doll and an Abraham Lincoln doll. Whenever someone read a quote by either of them they had to stand up, hold the doll, and talk as if they were that person. #myteacherwasspecial
Had a teacher who used to tell us that we make her feel like jumping out the window and a girl walked to the window opened it and said go ahead
Everyone at my high school (including the science department) agreed that almost all the science teachers were insane. One of them taught the entire class in made up catch phrases. One of them had a collection of taxidermied and preserved animals in his house that he'd bring in for lessons, which wasn't QUITE as weird as the fact that he'd eat students' food out of the trash. One of them went on vacation to Florida mid semester and then never came back. Four of them all teamed up to make a dubbed-over version of "Friday the 13th" about stoichiometry.
Those are just the stories I HEARD, and just from one department.
MORE. I need to hear MORE. Please.
serenevil Well, the bio teachers would usually start the year with a mini lab where students would test "urine samples" for things like protein, sugars, etc. Only one or two of the teachers insisted that the control sample was THEIR ACTUAL URINE. Apparently they managed to convince everyone in their classes of that, which makes it REALLY out there that they drank each other's samples in front of their classes to prove that urine is sterile.
Everyone who's had either teacher insists it was 100% real.
So THIS is where they all come from.
Yeah, we have enough crazy people in Florida, stop sending more. Plenty of crazy teachers... especially science teachers... and especially bio teachers...
...
Having never really thought about this until now... I'm somewhat questioning my motivations behind focusing on biology...
My fifth grade teacher would show us videos of him boxing in the basement of an Italian restaurant. He also would chug two big bottles full of diet Mountain Dew during the day everyday.
We had a spelling test a few days ago and our teacher was calling out the words. She began to struggle with one, and one of the most un-intelligent people in my class said the word perfectly
Now that was a good video without much interrupting and just reading the tweets
I had a substitute in my Spanish three class and when he was talking in Spanish to introduce himself he called himself fat and ugly
Not a teacher but a faculty member at school came dressed as Elvis and took pics with us, they hyped it up all week and everyone was super confused. It was still hilarious AF tho.
My 6th grade teacher drank in class
you win, bud. you win.
First day of school, first period, our new principal walks into my class and tells us all the story of how he was arrested in another state...and then how he starred as Dracula in his high school play, winning the "most likely to be an actor" award, only to become a principal, who gets arrested in other states
My history teacher said, his dog once hitched a ride from the bar while he was drunk
I started my new semester today. My religion teacher spent 45 minutes talking about satanic cults, suicide, and his son's allergy to peanuts
My science teacher last year was (and still is) obsessed with squirrels so on the last day of school my friend gave him squirrel salt and pepper shakers
Man, the Latin teacher was ahead of the curve.
One of my programming teachers once tried to sell his printer during one of the exams
I had a friend in high school who like never brushed his hair so one day my Latin teacher took a pair of scissors and chased him around the room trying to cut it. He tried to jump out the window before she stopped chasing him.
My social studies teacher in 8th grade once brought two shirts in hangers and asked the class which one she should wear on her date.
My English teacher would say every time we went to go get a tissue " It's alright. It's gonna be okay. It will be over soon" #myteacherisweird
My English teacher is giving us a test today and she said she loves the think of a test on a desk. Save me.
she loves the think of a test on her desk.....HUH????
My 7th-grade Civics teacher would hit us with his "wet noodle" which was a pool noodle. His name was Mr. Elison at Omni Middle.
my teacher was scolding us and has to shout and fly flew into her mouth she spent whole day in fail attempts of coughing it out sad but funny
Finally a #hashtag video with pure hashtag submissions and no dumb, overlong running gags & stretched out puns between Fallon & the other guy...can all be like this???
yesssss, Higgins ruins everything
i usually skip those parts. i hate when they do that
Zahir Sookoor seems like Jimmy was deliberately trying to cut those. Maybe he's been reading the comments?
My headmaster used to wear a cloak. You know like the harry potter franchise?
- This isn't a joke, he actually wore one from 1980's-2006 when he retired. He was goddamn scary, that's English schools for you.
No funny teachers just scary ones.
Here it would be funny because it would be a kind of joke. But there, they aren't kidding around, eh?
NickRoman Exactly! In America id someone walks in with a harry potter cloak you're like:
Aah! look at that teacher, he's going to be a laugh.
Over here its more:
Fuck, that teacher has a cloak? Shit's going down.
This was a public school too, nothing posh!
In America, "headmaster" means something TOTALLY different.....
GR8119 is it something gross?
Aaahh!!! That's awful!
My former English teacher is one of the biggest trekkies I've met in my life. At the end of every period he said "Cpt. Kirk out" and left.
Respect
I had an English teacher who would sing songs about kangaroos while he graded papers during class. When my friend and I asked him about it, he said that his psychologist told him it would keep him sane enough to stay out of the asylum...
My Latin teacher told us that if he saw you using Google Translate on quizzes he would take a picture of your work, send it to the other Latin teachers and then laugh at you
One of my science teachers in high school told us on the first day of class that there was no scientific proof that the door to the classroom was actually there. He also told us he worked in Oak Ridge, TN on the Manhattan Project...when I'm pretty sure he would've been about 4 at the time. He also apparently bragged about how he was a black belt in jieu jitsu. When one of the kids in class called him out on it, he attempted to chop one of the heavy, wooden classroom tables in half. He broke his hand and was out for a month. Loved that guy lol.
My science teacher watched one of the students drop a pitcher full of water. He said "whup, gravity."
That latin teacher knows what's up.
During a demonstration of liquid nitrogen, my high school chem teacher put on a latex glove, then dipped his finger in the nitrogen before smashing it with a hammer and started yelling. His "finger" was actually a hot dog.
He didn't tell us that until after he scared half the class, though, but since I was sitting at the front I actually saw what he was doing xD
my geometry once got, in a way, mugged by seniors, they made him pay a dollar to get across the hall, and when he refused, they upped the price, and the sad thing is, they truly frightened him, my other teacher said he didn't get to cross the hall until another teacher came down the same hallway
When we were learning about the Louisiana purchase my teacher wrote #Croissants on every worksheet
1:04 it was a three-patch problem
Obviously.
Higgins : I thought it was jam jar binks. Appropriate response from Jimmy "No, thats from Star Jars".
If you can't have a little fun at your job...
The last one is pretty true now haha
When you're homeschooled. 🙈
one time i got in trouble so my teacher and then he said "i bet you'll never embarrass yourself or anyone one else like again" he then turned around and hit himself with a ruler.
Choo choo
this video is perfect. Higgins doesn't chime in to ruin the flow, Jimmy doesn't do his stupid impressions, n it got over in 2:30 mins. not bad, I'm impressed.
My Grade 8 math teacher once spent about 2 minutes doing the Thriller dance in class. She was a great teacher, though. Most of her lessons still stick with me today.
My teacher brought a baby squirrel to school and we had to feed it and call him master
My history teacher sophomore year of high school, had a "time machine." It was a lawn chair with office supplies glued to it. We would have to get in the chair and make noises, pretend we were going back in time, all while he shook the chair. Thank god I never had "time travel."
All aboard the Fallon Express!....
Choo choo!
chugga chugga~
yes
*fake laughs*
choo choo!!
My physics teacher once got stuck in an elevator for half an hour because he forgot to push what floor he wanted to go to.
My mother's seventh grade science teacher once jumped on a table and started dancing to "Tequila" like Pee Wee Herman. XD
my freshman math teacher thought she was from another planet and the middle of the classroom was a vortex to it. she would bark at bugs if she saw them and then pick them up and put them in her drawer. she had a pet stapler. she was talking about how she was kissing her cat and watching in the mirror, her son was getting jealous and was crying. she doesnt have a son. yes, she still works there. #MyTeacherIsWeird
My teacher has a chainsaw in the back of the room and frequently threatens (jokingly) that if we don't stop talking, she'll cut off our tongues and mail them to our parents.
My science 9 teacher did the train thing last year, I have him again this year for Science 10 and he still does it- he's a hoot and a half 😝
My chemistry teacher presented how different chemicals react with fire. Story ends with floor catching on fire & everyone screaming. She responded by trying to put the fire out with a tap dance while doing jazz hands... 😅
a language teacher at my school calls herself 'mama possum' and her students her 'possums'. she also makes them bring a horse figure to the bathroom as a pass lol
My Latin teacher told us to write all the roots before Andi g the endings because the nuns would never let her when she was learning she looked at us and said "but it's okay their all dead now and I'm the Latin teacher" and then after five minutes of silent working muttered "if sister Jude could see me now
And my sixth grade social studies teacher used to eat Oreos behind a newspaper during our tests.
Once in 6th grade, a science substitute thought that the reason the boys weren't paying attention was because they were watching Power Rangers on their phones.The next day, he came in wearing a red ranger paper mask and "summoned a zord".He put a plastic t rex model at the front of the class. #Myteacheriswierd
That last one though. Same. 😂