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  • Опубликовано: 26 ноя 2024

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  • @STBlackST
    @STBlackST  6 лет назад +3722

    Originally this video was published on Jul 14, 2018.
    Rip 480 384 views.
    Rate this video on steam (it helps alot)
    steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1460334248
    Due to copyright claims, i had to reupload this video.
    Apparently a 22 seconds music loop was copyrighted, so i made quick changes
    and additionally fixed some minor mistakes in video.
    I tried to contact youtube support, if they could replace video (or atleast audio track)
    so all the comments, views, URL and community made subtitles could stay in place.
    But this kind of thing is not possible, so i am posting this again.
    Sadly, but all subtitles should be remade again.
    Additionaly i want to inform you, that i am already working on the next video.
    Stay cool and enjoy your summer. I love you all!

    • @KILLERMEXICAN210
      @KILLERMEXICAN210 6 лет назад +15

      STBlackST which was the 22 sec loop?

    • @Psyrgery
      @Psyrgery 6 лет назад +10

      STBlackST just did it friend, thanks for your awesome videos that have made me laugh over and over again!

    • @rararasputin8608
      @rararasputin8608 6 лет назад +7

      STBlackST Which was the loop?

    • @squidgy2247
      @squidgy2247 6 лет назад +4

      Preach

    • @Zentheria
      @Zentheria 6 лет назад +9

      I actually watched the original before the Reupload
      The the first version is Hilarious as Always so is this one XD

  • @valettashepard909
    @valettashepard909 4 года назад +1839

    Not gonna lie, Miss Pauling’s reaction to scout’s puppet show was honestly quite adorable.

  • @rowanthestupid7526
    @rowanthestupid7526 5 лет назад +3439

    *"I can feel Ms. Pauling coursing through my veins"*

  • @dylantv1641
    @dylantv1641 4 года назад +763

    1:05 Is nobody gonna talk about Scouts 3 arms? No wonder Miss Pauling was so impressed

    • @ctrlaltrepeat245
      @ctrlaltrepeat245 3 года назад +80

      Plot twist: It was the blue joker scouts hand and he wanted to play, which is why he came back for revenge

    • @sarahvanrooyen7280
      @sarahvanrooyen7280 2 года назад +5

      Lol

    • @BaconExile
      @BaconExile 2 года назад

      its just his legs :troll:

    • @biancachiang8460
      @biancachiang8460 Год назад +2

      Merasmus granted him a third hand

    • @RoyyanMC
      @RoyyanMC Год назад

      Its common

  • @mikel_myers_
    @mikel_myers_ 4 года назад +122

    1:25 Ms.Pauline's reaction was like how a 5 year old would react😂

  • @StickMaster500
    @StickMaster500 6 лет назад +6210

    It should be a crime to copyright strike this video

  • @spy_matt7171
    @spy_matt7171 5 лет назад +3153

    Soldier: Gets to low health
    Me: "It's coming isn't it?"
    Spy: "Bucket"
    Me: YEEES

  • @YaBoiNightblade
    @YaBoiNightblade 4 года назад +1277

    "The perfect reference doesn't exi-"
    5:46

    • @Sunny-yw8pt
      @Sunny-yw8pt 4 года назад +43

      Lmao right before it switches to demo it says Alpha 1 Cum

    • @BluefoxandJolty
      @BluefoxandJolty 4 года назад +5

      @@Sunny-yw8pt lol

    • @thongthaiphamngoc9138
      @thongthaiphamngoc9138 4 года назад +20

      Jeus christ is Jason porn

    • @BluefoxandJolty
      @BluefoxandJolty 4 года назад +6

      @@thongthaiphamngoc9138 red spy has secrets

    • @killerz1018
      @killerz1018 4 года назад +32

      So we're not even going to question the engineer in the background

  • @beef387
    @beef387 4 года назад +306

    Name a person who went thru more pain than her, I'll wait
    Me:
    3:26

  • @Kids_Scissors
    @Kids_Scissors 4 года назад +1018

    4:05 I wanna learn how to play this game that Heavy and Soldier have started.

    • @SiameseTankist
      @SiameseTankist 4 года назад +132

      Chesker roulette

    • @jakubrodzos2073
      @jakubrodzos2073 4 года назад +62

      On Poland subtiles IT is "szachy_dla_debili.mp4"

    • @Laza10426
      @Laza10426 4 года назад +60

      @@jakubrodzos2073 It means "chess_for_idiots.mp4"

    • @jakubrodzos2073
      @jakubrodzos2073 4 года назад +7

      @@Laza10426 Yes i know im from Poland

    • @glapi8847
      @glapi8847 4 года назад +2

      Me too

  • @cloud4035
    @cloud4035 4 года назад +327

    this has to be the single greatest sentence i never thought i would hear ever said
    3:15

  • @SupraSupra-u5d
    @SupraSupra-u5d 5 лет назад +660

    1:35 *Since this day i get tramutatized by the solider calling me to shut up and sleep with me...*

  • @goobermcnoober8140
    @goobermcnoober8140 3 года назад +92

    I love how scout just causally bends time and space whenever he wants

  • @evanlandis990
    @evanlandis990 4 года назад +554

    "wait, Marasmas is pregnant, can I borrow $50"
    Soldier: who's playing medic
    Spy: Scout
    Scout: oh come on

    • @FireFusionYT_0
      @FireFusionYT_0 4 года назад +23

      Mate, I need that 2:58 - 3:00 full thing. Sounds like a good song honestly. And no i will not listen to the cancerous 'original' gucci gang because hell no

    • @anormalstreetlamp6878
      @anormalstreetlamp6878 3 года назад +1

      @@FireFusionYT_0 well maybe a funny song but not a great one

  • @thebahooplamaster
    @thebahooplamaster 6 лет назад +623

    1:04
    This inspires me to grow three arms now, just to impress a girl.

    • @makogp747
      @makogp747 6 лет назад +26

      STBlackST gives good dating advice.

    • @mymusicmen13
      @mymusicmen13 6 лет назад +15

      That would give you five Arms.

    • @SaucyBoy
      @SaucyBoy 6 лет назад +6

      I didn't even think about Scout having 3 arms XD

    • @thunderspark1536
      @thunderspark1536 6 лет назад +1

      thebahooplamaster he has two left arms. Hm.

    • @winsorblue2428
      @winsorblue2428 6 лет назад +6

      Scout resorts to playing with action figures in order to impress Ms Pauling.

  • @Laurennntiu
    @Laurennntiu 6 лет назад +1652

    *STILL THE BEST ANIME*

  • @CyrusShameliOfficial
    @CyrusShameliOfficial 3 года назад +430

    2:26 - 2:36 this part was just ultimate

  • @bro6438
    @bro6438 4 года назад +430

    Mrs.Pauline always starts her lines with "what the *uck"

  • @0312Tammy
    @0312Tammy 4 года назад +424

    No one:
    Bowling allies when you get a strike:
    7:59

    • @TheCornCob7178
      @TheCornCob7178 3 года назад +2

      I didn’t even know that scene existed until your meme
      Thx

  • @polishman4531
    @polishman4531 4 года назад +759

    1:34 gym teachers when girl turns 18

    • @salhb737tm2
      @salhb737tm2 4 года назад +39

      Its so good that I really forgot aboutthe original song

    • @BrainDamageIV
      @BrainDamageIV 4 года назад +20

      Oh god

    • @elibedard6373
      @elibedard6373 4 года назад +32

      Well, She should then kick their nuts. They didn't need them anyway.

    • @seanchan7167
      @seanchan7167 4 года назад +6

      @@salhb737tm2 wait there is an original song?!?!?!?!

    • @aboomeraang1035
      @aboomeraang1035 4 года назад +5

      @@seanchan7167 always has been

  • @saitama8702
    @saitama8702 4 года назад +297

    2:33 Man's biggest fear

  • @squidyellotheinkling2474
    @squidyellotheinkling2474 4 года назад +327

    2:43 My favorite part and I'm dying of laughter.

  • @oceanman7282-f1g
    @oceanman7282-f1g 5 лет назад +126

    2:34. Just what is this perfection

    • @callietheinkling3697
      @callietheinkling3697 4 года назад +6

      Big Enough cowboy scream

    • @Tsuki_Unmei
      @Tsuki_Unmei 4 года назад +9

      when im drinking water and see this moment 2:33

    • @tatsflores3829
      @tatsflores3829 4 года назад +2

      WE ARE RUSSIA MEN

    • @unkownyt7768
      @unkownyt7768 4 года назад +1

      i want the full verson

    • @Jedigrandmaster6637
      @Jedigrandmaster6637 3 года назад +1

      I guess getting kicked in the 🌰🌰 turns you into jimmy barnes, but it also makes you big enough

  • @replaytsl4591
    @replaytsl4591 6 лет назад +348

    It was an average Saturday morning in Lumberyard. Soldier and Engineer were watching Unusual Troubles: Virginity Whore on Engineer's updated Dispenser 10 when the software crashes. Engineer tries to fix the dispenser, but is unable to, and Soldier tells him to stop getting upgrades from Merasmus. With the movie broken, Soldier decides to look for something else to do with his binoculars. He spots Spy and Medic doing a drug trade, and sees Scout showing Ms. Pauling a puppet show, this grabs his attention.
    Scout uses his puppets to show a story of how a brave Scout saved Ms. Pauling from getting beaten up by a Heavy. Ms. Pauling loves the show and gives Scout an applause, but Soldier calls it a pile of Canadian Crap. Ms. Pauling asks why Soldier is watching the show with her, and Soldier starts to flirt with her. He begins singing "Shut up and Sleep with me" until Scout knocks him out with his bat. Scout tells Soldier to stop sucking Merasmus' balls because that's what cause him to sing terribly. Soldier asks Scout why he's so mad, and Scout tells him he's on a date and needs his own privacy. Soldier pretends to be proud of him, but he is actually really jealous and punches Scout into the sky. Ms. Pauling, pissed about how Soldier killed her date, kicks him straight in the nuts, causing him to scream so loud he literally turns into a giant.
    Ms. Pauling runs off while Soldier is unconscious. When Soldier wakes up, he asks why Ms. Pauling did that, until Merasmus arrives with a bucket of cum. Soldier tells Merasmus to go back to Canada and stop taking drugs, and Merasmus leaves. He comes back 2 seconds later because realizes he forgot to tell Soldier he's pregnant. Merasmus asks Soldier if he could borrow 50 dollars to pay off his hospital bills and child support, and Soldier gets out his money. Before he is able to give Merasmus his money, Spy appears, eats all of it, and runs off.
    Meanwhile on the Star Destroyer, the Empire is working on a new powerful weapon: Nuclear Titties, when Scout flies by, apparently still alive. Darth Vader tries to impress the Emperor by getting Scout and returning him to Earth, crushing Pyro in the process. Medic, who had watched the entire scene, goes to Pyro's corpse and steals all his body parts except his head.
    Soldier challenges Heavy to a game of Chesspokeroulette in order to get his money back. When Soldier wins by placing an Ace, Heavy acts like a sore loser and calls it a Stupid Game. Scout tries to get revenge on Soldier by summoning a Party Demoman to kill him. However, the Party Demoman uses scrumpy which makes him faint, causing Scout to lose. Soldier decides to apologize to Scout for ruining his date by giving him glasses that let him see girl's underpants. Spyguette then appears and summons Joker Scout. Soldier tries to kill him, but Scout uses his watch to reverse his attack, saying he's ready for some meatshots. Spy comes to assist them, and yet begins another RPG fight.
    The battle begins. Joker Scout pulls out a Funny Gift which releases Haunted Duck Pyro from hell, who blasts them with a Loose Cannon. Spy shoots Joker Scout with a headshot, which makes the CIA think he's Jason Bourne. Soldier fires an American Rocket, followed by a Meatshot by Scout. Joker Scout uses an Earthquake which nearly kills them. Scout uses his special Fiesta attack, which increases the Red teams health with some to spare. It didn't last long since Joker Scout then used his blades of time to pause time and stab each and every one of them, killing Spy, but Spy survived using his Dead Ringer. Scout shot him with a crit, and Soldier called Sniper to burn him with his Pizza Pyro. Joker Scout calls their fire attack weak and shows them real fire with his Inferno move. Soldier fires his Freedom Shotgun and Spy uses his French Bucket to heal the team. Now fully charged, Joker uses his Magic special move and summons a hundred Nataschas to shoot them, killing Spy and Soldier. All hope seems lost, but Scout forgot he had his Time Bending watch and uses it to undo Joker's move, reviving Spy and Soldier. With their special attack fully charge, Spy backflips Soldier and turns him into a giant American Boot, crushing and killing Joker and winning the battle.
    After the battle, Soldier asks Spy where he put all his money, and Spy points out that he gave it to Medic. Pissed off, Soldier snaps Spy's neck and uses him as a bat to chase after Medic, as Scout sighs to Medic's selfishness.
    After the credits, everyone is revived and having a flossing dance-off.

    • @cyberspy2d678
      @cyberspy2d678 6 лет назад +13

      the pure dedication...... i applaud you

    • @ansenren1508
      @ansenren1508 6 лет назад +6

      Now that is a noice meme story

    • @caedlittler2149
      @caedlittler2149 6 лет назад +6

      I like how you took the time to summarise the video

    • @philswift.9084
      @philswift.9084 6 лет назад +4

      It would probably take me at least two thirds or more of the entire video to basically read the video (your comment)

    • @atmorton0440
      @atmorton0440 6 лет назад +1

      Underrated comment...

  • @mr.noframe2085
    @mr.noframe2085 4 года назад +55

    7:01 when your level 1000 character is in a fight with the easiest enemy

  • @everwell663
    @everwell663 5 лет назад +718

    Scout: "I gotta a date, a real one."
    Soldier * Places hand on Scouts shoulder *
    Solider: "Son, I am proud of you."
    Scout: "Yeah thanks."
    Soldier: "No."
    * Punches him into outer space *
    That killed me XD

    • @bl1t7theprotogenhybrid72
      @bl1t7theprotogenhybrid72 4 года назад +25

      Not even 2 seconds later *American pain noises*

    • @thesovietnapkin5327
      @thesovietnapkin5327 4 года назад +1

      IS NICE

    • @nichsa8984
      @nichsa8984 4 года назад

      @@Danger-Tater soldier traveling house merasmus a wizard living in a canada cold place

    • @Danger-Tater
      @Danger-Tater 4 года назад

      @@nichsa8984 I'm sorry huh?

    • @Adrian-fl6gd
      @Adrian-fl6gd 4 года назад +1

      @@Danger-Tater
      Soldier: *AHHHHHHHH!!!!*

  • @garrettarnold5663
    @garrettarnold5663 4 года назад +302

    6:59
    "Incoming!"
    "Hut, hut, hut!"
    *"A M E R I C A N B O O T !"*

  • @finalbossveigar3718
    @finalbossveigar3718 5 лет назад +406

    5:48 that engineer in the backround xD

  • @jerrytrout8343
    @jerrytrout8343 4 года назад +80

    The attacks
    Funny gift:heavy fire damage to all foes
    Headshot special: does heavy gun damage to a single foe
    Amarican rocket: medium fire damage to one foe
    Meat shot: low gun damage to all foes
    Earthquake: does heavy damage to all foes
    Fiesta special: increase defence and doubles max hp for all allies can only be done once per fight
    Blades of time: does absurd melee damage and lowers defence
    Dead ringer: revives 3/4 of maximum hp and doubles attack
    Crit: fixed half 1050 damage chance to lower defence
    Pizza boy:heavy fire damage and dispels good status effect on all foes
    Inferno: heavy fire damage to all foes
    Freedom shotgun: medium gun damage to all foes
    French bucket: heals to full and makes a random ally survive a fatal blow with 10 hp left
    Blu magic special: insta ko's all foes can only be done once per fight
    Time bend: revives all allies to half hp and heals all non ko'ed allies to max hp gives all revived allies another turn
    American boot fixed 2000 hp to a single foe can only be done once per fight

    • @zlatasibonjic6379
      @zlatasibonjic6379 4 года назад +4

      here is a question: how long did this take you to make

    • @jerrytrout8343
      @jerrytrout8343 4 года назад +6

      @@zlatasibonjic6379 about 2 hours

    • @logando3305
      @logando3305 4 года назад +3

      @@jerrytrout8343 Respect0

    • @animeandshenanigans
      @animeandshenanigans 3 года назад +4

      for time bend, id honestly think its more on "erases the most recent atk on team", like actual time bend.

    • @risingstar09
      @risingstar09 2 года назад +1

      Actual action of Time bend: Undos last attack used by opponent

  • @actliux
    @actliux 6 лет назад +110

    American Soldier: Boot/American Type, 10% resistance against American attacks.
    Scoutpport: Support/Milk type.
    Bagguette Spy: Snort/French Type.
    Joker Scout: Funny Type, Immune to Laughter from others.
    Funny Gift: Either deals Explosive, Bullet,
    or Magic damage to the enemies
    .
    SPECIAL: Headshot: Deals heavy Bullet damage to an ememy, If the Ambassador is equipped, this will always crit, and it will also turn the user into Jason Bourne.
    American Rocket: Deals Explosive damage to an enemy, but can only be used if the user is an American Type.
    Meatshot: Deals Bullet damage to an enemy.
    Earthquake: Deals heavy Earth damage to all enemies, but removes any stuns.
    SPECIAL: Fiesta: Summons Fiestaman to heal party to full and give Defense.
    Defense: Instead of dying, consumes a stack of Defense.
    Blades of Time: Deal Melee damage to all enemies, Deal more damage to enemies with Defense.
    Dead Ringer: Feign Death, tricking enemies to thinking you ded (not big surprise), then restore half your health.
    Crit: Deal Bullet Damage to an enemy, This will always crit, which is fair and balanced.
    Pizza Boy: Call the Pizza Sniper to unleash his Pyro Pizza that deals Fire Damage to all enemies, Frozen targets hit will be thawed.
    Inferno: Deals Fire damage to all enemies, Thaws enemies for more damage.
    Freedom Shotgun: Deal Bullet damage to an enemy, then low damage to others.
    French Bucket: Heals all allies for a small amount of health, Usable only if the user likes Bagguettes.
    BLU MAGIC SPECIAL: Blu Bullet Bonanza: Deals massive Bullet and Magic damage to all enemies.
    Cower: Cower in fear, reducing damage taken.
    Time Bend: Go back in time, reversing whatever happened in the previous turn, Interrupting this may cause time and space to send the user far back in time.
    AMERICAN BOOT SPECIAL: Gain assist from an ally to deal massive Boot damage to all enemies.
    Since the last one was deleted, i remade this since people somehow loved it.

  • @ThySirBlue
    @ThySirBlue 6 лет назад +249

    We traveled back in time boys

    • @daremuri11
      @daremuri11 6 лет назад +28

      Bending time and space

    • @spacelobster661
      @spacelobster661 6 лет назад +9

      Copyright: DENIED

    • @mlgproplayer2915
      @mlgproplayer2915 6 лет назад

      ThySirBlue
      lol

    • @kimchi3147
      @kimchi3147 6 лет назад +3

      THATS A PILE OF CANADIAN CRAP

    • @Jack-hc7ce
      @Jack-hc7ce 6 лет назад +1

      ThySirBlue That soldier is ruining the time line, send in the troops, glory to space cakes!

  • @skipper9357
    @skipper9357 4 года назад +197

    PE teacher ask the class: "DO 50 SQUATS!!!"
    Demoman: "Hold my scrumpy"4:27

  • @slimewipe
    @slimewipe 4 года назад +49

    Gotta love how the captions try to be “friendly”.

  • @harrisonmissell1716
    @harrisonmissell1716 4 года назад +92

    3:50 looks like someone’s getting their medical office burnt down

  • @starlight846
    @starlight846 5 лет назад +112

    I love how soldier always finds the time to sing random shit

  • @codythewolf130
    @codythewolf130 5 лет назад +199

    2:32
    That moment was probably the funniest.

    • @daedricmace919
      @daedricmace919 4 года назад +4

      Aidan White And the most Painful...

    • @zacharycabanie3030
      @zacharycabanie3030 4 года назад +6

      What it feels like when you stub your pinky toe.

    • @AsuraBoss
      @AsuraBoss 4 года назад +7

      I want a full length version of that.

    • @creativeusername237
      @creativeusername237 4 года назад +6

      *critical hit*

    • @_V.Va_
      @_V.Va_ 4 года назад +3

      The way Ms. Pauling runs away is funny too.

  • @firefalcon1461
    @firefalcon1461 4 года назад +43

    It’s hilarious how solider keeps singing randomly 😂

  • @fbiboi5556
    @fbiboi5556 5 лет назад +322

    *Party Demoman wants to fight*
    "What will Soilder do?"
    *Soilder uses buff horn*
    "It's not very effective!"
    "Demoman used Scrumpy!"
    *Demoman fainted*

  • @MegaCringe
    @MegaCringe 6 лет назад +403

    3:15 N U C L E A R T I T T I E S

    • @MegaCringe
      @MegaCringe 6 лет назад +1

      Jennifer Saunders What?

    • @patrik9328
      @patrik9328 6 лет назад +8

      Dear Lord.....

    • @wtftv42
      @wtftv42 6 лет назад +3

      Sheltonnators what is the source of that? I love it

    • @Abigzerolol
      @Abigzerolol 6 лет назад

      🙇🏻‍♀️
      ☢️☢️

    • @matheus957
      @matheus957 6 лет назад +3

      5:46 Jesus christ thats Jason Bourne

  • @Kaiden_Has_a_Youtube
    @Kaiden_Has_a_Youtube 6 лет назад +247

    Favorite moments:
    6:56 American Boot
    4:27 I need to know what theme music this is
    2:33 AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

  • @Burning-Moon
    @Burning-Moon 4 года назад +41

    5:32 They should get into contact with STBlackST, and make a game like that. That'd be pretty fricken epic. Like, choose what color team, and what members you want for your group. Also use the witty remarks and stuff.

  • @trickycfn943
    @trickycfn943 6 лет назад +90

    I can feel some unusual troubles , crawling through my veins

  • @rineux370
    @rineux370 6 лет назад +242

    5:45 I want 10 hours version of this part

  • @unknownn613
    @unknownn613 6 лет назад +175

    5:44jesus christ it's jason bourne

  • @oncegraced9299
    @oncegraced9299 4 года назад +48

    2:24
    "Son, I'm proud a' you.
    Yeah, than-
    *SHORYUKEN*

  • @taky4733eizzaimjemat
    @taky4733eizzaimjemat 4 года назад +109

    1:35 How I flirt with someone during Valentine.

    • @daedricmace919
      @daedricmace919 4 года назад +9

      Eizzaim Jemat *Laughs in French Spy*

    • @inkswift5697
      @inkswift5697 4 года назад +2

      Daedric mace919 Well yes but actually no

    • @Cbrmkn98xs
      @Cbrmkn98xs 3 года назад +2

      Oh shet 69

    • @Jedigrandmaster6637
      @Jedigrandmaster6637 3 года назад +2

      My guess is you failed every time embarrassingly

  • @ultrajoshx6726
    @ultrajoshx6726 5 лет назад +126

    0:31
    The blue screen of death says the events of the video...sweet!

  • @fairytail3592
    @fairytail3592 5 лет назад +132

    3:53 the 4:16
    REVOLUTION OF GAMES TABLE

    • @infernoblast2.039
      @infernoblast2.039 5 лет назад +10

      The rules
      1 player chooses what they want poker or roullete poker:say fuck you then deploy a card specials are wins but numbers are how many blocks they move(troops)
      Roullete:how many you roll is how many chess player moves

    • @galvetheirondragon1929
      @galvetheirondragon1929 5 лет назад +3

      @@infernoblast2.039 I would love to play that

    • @erik_jjj
      @erik_jjj 4 года назад

      If you get the correct color u get to play, if u get the correct number, you will get to play 2 times

    • @Un0_
      @Un0_ 4 года назад

      we lose but they do not win but they do not lose but we lose but everyone loses hahaha

  • @Radiumrosebush
    @Radiumrosebush 3 года назад +15

    5:47 engineer in the background without helmet of goggles 🤣

  • @NecoMajkel
    @NecoMajkel 5 лет назад +239

    He should really make a game of this fight scenes

  • @Nick0024
    @Nick0024 4 года назад +90

    2:14 Fucking scout, it could have been a real musical hit!

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 лет назад +907

    Wait a minute it isn't saturday

  • @ygaming8880
    @ygaming8880 4 года назад +28

    "Men only want one thing, and its discusting"
    What men want: 2:26

    • @Tengu125
      @Tengu125 3 года назад +5

      What men get: 2:29

  • @vampirevixen7688
    @vampirevixen7688 4 года назад +76

    "Merasmus is pregnant." LOL what!?

  • @jonathanh.p1997
    @jonathanh.p1997 5 лет назад +60

    Anyone gonna talk about how scout has 3 arms when he is doing is little puppet show?

  • @tamasaradi8839
    @tamasaradi8839 4 года назад +34

    - So which meme are you going to put in your video?
    - STBlackST: Yes

  • @mrtinz5704
    @mrtinz5704 3 года назад +21

    go to 2:52 and wait for merasmus to say "Wait merasmus is pregnant" then go back five seconds. You can create an infinite loop like this. Thank me later

  • @unfortunate1313
    @unfortunate1313 6 лет назад +342

    1:34 i need 1 hour of this

  • @revolutionstudios5052
    @revolutionstudios5052 5 лет назад +124

    2:34
    I can confirm “it do be like that”.

  • @ShikichiAkuma
    @ShikichiAkuma 3 года назад +21

    2:26 is my favorite part for this one.

  • @xPanda_
    @xPanda_ 5 лет назад +112

    1:32 tried this for a pickup line 10/10 would use again

  • @w.d.scarfboyanonymouscolam3963
    @w.d.scarfboyanonymouscolam3963 5 лет назад +63

    5:30 Alexa, play: "World Revolving"

  • @bossofall98
    @bossofall98 5 лет назад +29

    The stuff you may have missed:
    - The intro for this video, in case you haven't already guessed, is a parody of the MARVEL Logo for all their movies, in which you can see scenes from past videos, and possible ones from the future.
    - Demon Duck Pyro, the Summer Hat brothers and Master Cake can be seen in the intro as well, just behind Miss Pauling, and Merasmus
    - The Error message before the Blue Screen Of Death (BSOD) says, near the bottom of it, 'Merasmus is not checking the Problem. Also, you are DED
    - Blink and you'll miss it: A small red spy can be seen poking his head out of a barrel when Soldier asks 'What is this cr@p'? To Engie
    - A spy cow can be seen when engineer curses at his dispenser for not working properly
    - When soldier is scolding Engie for getting upgrades from Merasmus, a half naked dancing sniper can be seen behind soldier on a bridge
    - Another spy cow can be seen before the Engineer starts hitting his dispenser with his wrench, near a train engine. Another can be seen behind engie when he starts hitting the dispenser repeatedly cursing
    - Remember Merasmus's Cadillac? Yeah you do. When Soldier wonders what to do, while Engie fixes his crap, you can see it hiding on a roof, to the right. And, in a window, a Royal figure can be seen in a window to the left. I have no idea who it is, so I'd like to know
    - When Scout is playing with his dolls, or action figures, or something, with Miss Pauling, passing by, in this order, you can see: A blu spy crab, dancing Red spy with 'medicine' on his head, being followed by a dancing Medic, and that same blu crab again.
    - Behind Miss Pauling, when she's clapping, you can see a bucket, and at least 3 bottles of Scrumpy, to your right, and to the left, a Painis, with baseballs as the nuts, and Scout's bat as the...well, you can guess
    - Miss Pauling turning her head to soldier, reveals a small rubber duck, near the logging flatbed, and a black and blu spy cow
    - Revealed a second later, when Miss Pauling comments 'WTF?' shows that the bat has moved, the bucket is upside down with the bat moved to the top of it, and the bottles of scrumpy are standing upside down as well.
    - When Soldier is singing 'Shut up and sleep with Soldier', in the background can be seen the following, in this order: A rubber duck, underneath a tree, a tiny spy cow, on a barrel, a tiny red spy, Archimedes (Medic's dove) on Soldier's fancy seat, 2 spy cows, and another rubber duck, Medic playing Rock Paper scissors with Spy (Spy wins, BTW), a cow again, Merasmus looking out at Soldier, from behind an open entrance, Possibly a female scout, in summer attire, and another spy cow once again.
    - When soldier is hit (OMG) there is another Spy cow.
    - When Scout calls soldier out for singing suck a bad song, the words 'Eat, Shit, die', can be seen on the sign behind scout. This is a reference to GTA V when Trevor moves in to Floyd's house, and makes himself at home a few days later
    - A tiny spy crab can be seen on the barrel between scout and soldier, when soldier asks Scout 'What's the Matter...'? Also, when scout gets punched into the air, for a split second, you can see a figure on a mountain. Possibly that same half naked sniper
    - When soldier gets kicked in the nuts by Miss Pauling, and he screams, it's a reference to the song 'Big Enough', where the original 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAA' meme can be found
    - Bad duck headed pyro? When Soldier comments 'WTF? after being kicked in the nuts
    - Merasmus is holding a bucket of white paint, which no doubt is a reference to the episode 'Soldier is Trying To Capture France' by the same guy who made this video. Also, he's not wearing that skull on his head like he was when he was peeking out at soldier, while he was singing, but instead is wearing a standard red wizard hat
    - Upon being told by Soldier not to take drugs, a red spy can be seen hiding near Soldier, in a shed to your left
    - Half Naked Sniper (or HNS, as he'll be known as throughout the rest of this list) can be seen again, before Demoman gives Soldier a pair of fake MLG sunglasses. And, near the log filled flatbed (again, to your left), you can see Tom and Jerry
    - When soldier attempts to give merasmus $50, another cow can be seen
    - Probably the most obvious one, but Star Wars anyone? Also, if you look carefully, you'll notice that somehow, demoman managed to infiltrate, and hide amongst the Storm Troopers, near the bottom left of the screen
    - Another spy cow when Pyro is playing guitar
    - Medic can be seen to the left when Vader's weird ship thing is leaving
    - Another rubber duck can be seen before medic 'practices medicine' on pyro, near a stack of tires where pyro is. Also, when pyro has most of his body (save for his head) taken away by medic, he's rigged up to a similar setup to how the Blu spy was in the 'Meet the medic' video from Valve
    - Another Painis can be seen behind soldier on a roof, while soldier is playing a weird game with heavy
    - Another rubber duck can be seen behind heavy, hiding in the bushes. And before heavy uses a roulette ball to play his game with soldier, a blu spy's head, possibly with an inhaler can be seen.
    - There is a green zero on the roulette wheel. Possibly a mistake from STBlackST, or maybe it was intentional. I don't know
    - When heavy loses his game, a deer head, and a red upside down battlement's sign can be seen in the background.
    - When scout throws a bottle of scrumpy in the bucket near him, some of pyro's body parts can be seen, along with a tipper over wheelbarrow that medic used to cart pyro's body away.
    - Party demoman is dressed like he was in Valve's 'Expiration Date' video, when he gets teleported into their base.
    - Soldier is a level 69 Male fighter when fighting against party demoman. Also, one of Soldier's moves is Buff Banner, which is a taunt in TF2
    - Upon demoman passing out, like he always does, a frog can be seen hiding in a bush, when Soldier laughs
    - Behind Scout, when he receives Soldier's sunglasses, you can see a sign that says 'This is this I do Meth'
    - Behind Time Bending Scout, another spy cow can be seen
    - During the Joker Scout battle, the following are easter eggs I found: Funny Gift, duck headed pyro appears with demo's weird cannon gun. Spy's Headshot special is a Jason Bourne reference. Which movie escapes me. Also during the move, Engineer can be seen without his welding goggles, or his hard had. And you can see references to other videos once again on the side screens. Sniper pizza boy can be seen using Pyro as a weapon for the fight. As such, this is a reference to another video by STBlackST, 'Extraordinary Weekend', when spy gives sniper a pizza box with pyro's head in there. Joker scout is using magic, and a whole lot of miniguns to take the other team down. The only other person in this universe that can do magic, with the exception of Merasmus, is Miss Pauling. Soldier's final move, American Boot Special, is a reference to the fact that he got turned into a boot by medic, giving himself, and letting others unofficially call him 'American Boot'
    - After the battle, Mr Baguette can be seen on the logs, still armed with his pistol. No doubt thinking what a disappointment that battle was, before teleporting away.
    - In the final scene of the video, officially before it ends, the following characters can be seen doing 'the floss': From left to right, Joker Scout, Merasmus, Soldier, Time Bending Scout, Miss Pauling, Spy and Heavy.
    And these are all the easter eggs and references I found. If you found any as well, please comment down below, or, tell me how many you found from my list

    • @salhb737tm2
      @salhb737tm2 4 года назад

      I just came here with my other account just to like this comment

    • @epicduude1738
      @epicduude1738 4 года назад

      This is so so gaint

    • @campbellsoup4322
      @campbellsoup4322 4 года назад

      oh shit

    • @somefancycashews4418
      @somefancycashews4418 4 года назад

      Worth noting is that the video's plot is Soldier following the instructions displayed on the dispenser's error screen:
      -Find Scout
      -Kick his nuts
      -Fight a clown

    • @Danlows1
      @Danlows1 2 года назад

      The whole ‘Party Demoman’ thing is a reference to ‘Party Boy’ from Jackass

  • @itsjoe0965
    @itsjoe0965 3 года назад +5

    In case anyone was wondering the battle music for the joker scout was “Up for the challenge” in final fantasy 15

  • @DH-ku9iw
    @DH-ku9iw 4 года назад +30

    1:33 : simps when they drop their life savings for a streamer

  • @nameless6254
    @nameless6254 5 лет назад +148

    Me:I love you.
    Crush: 1:31
    Me: 1:33
    Her Bf: 2:14

  • @FlyingScott
    @FlyingScott 6 лет назад +39

    4:29
    "IIIIIIIIIII'MMMM MISTER KING DICE! I'M THE DRUNKEST IN THE LAND"

    • @alexandnachoyt3001
      @alexandnachoyt3001 6 лет назад +4

      More like:
      I MMM MR. DEMOMAN
      I'M THE DRUNKEST IN THE LAND
      WHOOO TOUCH MAH SCRUMPY?
      I WILL...OOOEAAAH
      (*Drunk sounds that do a rime*)
      DON'T YOU FUCK WITH MEH

    • @valdemarmllersiig9319
      @valdemarmllersiig9319 6 лет назад

      ruclips.net/video/0yNKShz4Np8/видео.html Extended Theme

  • @MARCO-bw1fw
    @MARCO-bw1fw 3 года назад +18

    3:21 Scout : Bwaaaaaaaaah!

    • @SovietZParcham
      @SovietZParcham 2 года назад +3

      vader: I’ll deal with this personally.

    • @ethanadan8678
      @ethanadan8678 11 месяцев назад

      3:19
      Nuclear T I T T I E S

  • @WorldwideHero
    @WorldwideHero 6 лет назад +151

    *THERE NEEDS TO BE A TF2 TURN BASED BATTLE GAME! THERE NEEDS TO BE!*

  • @asdabag9038
    @asdabag9038 5 лет назад +262

    1:37 my sexuallity is now a puzzle I cannot solve

    • @zwp-uq3di
      @zwp-uq3di 5 лет назад +16

      we an get through this together

    • @satanicboi4067
      @satanicboi4067 5 лет назад +12

      i get it. i will support you on the way

    • @dr.altoclef9255
      @dr.altoclef9255 5 лет назад +2

      I know you can do it. I believe in you.

    • @galvetheirondragon1929
      @galvetheirondragon1929 5 лет назад +2

      I need an uber charge on my heart

    • @drpepsi48
      @drpepsi48 5 лет назад +1

      2:34 Here’s your puzzle solved. He sang that song and got kicked there for his troubles.

  • @mr.revolution4109
    @mr.revolution4109 6 лет назад +38

    Lets be real: what Miss Pauling did to Soldier was justified, i mean, he punched scout into space for NO REASON. Scout and Miss Pauling were just on a date!

  • @sergeantcrits8256
    @sergeantcrits8256 3 года назад +5

    2:56 merasmus: can i borrow $50?
    Soldier: yes! guicci gang chill as ice!

  • @yun67yran79
    @yun67yran79 5 лет назад +54

    I died When soldier started singing shut up and sleep with me

  • @poncy4357
    @poncy4357 6 лет назад +459

    I hate copyright

  • @rae4652
    @rae4652 6 лет назад +136

    I love how the blue screen of the dispenser tells that the engineer is new to watching the Unusual Troubles Universe(Instructions on Blue screen state that if you're new you have to repair the dispenser with your wrench. It then says that if the shit happens again(this is what the soldier does, so out of that we can get the fact that soldier has watched watched several more Unusual Troubles Movies), you have to check that you're not dead(Soldier isn't dead), find a reason to live (soldier is seen playing a major league duelling game with heavy later), find scout, kick his nuts and later find a clown(which he later did). So now that the dispenser has been restarted in both ways, we end up with the question: What actually was the video? I hope we find out soon!

    • @harrisonmoore3841
      @harrisonmoore3841 6 лет назад +4

      Dang

    • @mrsarmale2504
      @mrsarmale2504 6 лет назад +3

      Maybe the video is unusual troubles season 2

    • @Sir_Bucket
      @Sir_Bucket 6 лет назад

      and soldier even restart univers with the cake episode, so there is no reason that this will not work

    • @fumofumo7815
      @fumofumo7815 6 лет назад

      it's a multidimensional dispenser?

    • @FilipV88
      @FilipV88 6 лет назад

      That dispenser knows too much

  • @spikrib
    @spikrib 4 года назад +5

    Seeing the spycrab dart across the background on scout's date made me smile

  • @islandcreepergameztf2andot771
    @islandcreepergameztf2andot771 6 лет назад +175

    *copyright strikes*
    _StBlackSt quietly reuploads_

  • @bl1t7theprotogenhybrid72
    @bl1t7theprotogenhybrid72 5 лет назад +74

    2:32
    This Soldier has to be this loud to let the world know that he's been kicked in the balls

    • @snoopycross2796
      @snoopycross2796 5 лет назад +2

      No it's from the pain.
      r/wooooooooooooooosh

    • @Chinaball-fx7gi
      @Chinaball-fx7gi 5 лет назад +3

      @@snoopycross2796 what is the whoosh for?

    • @snoopycross2796
      @snoopycross2796 5 лет назад +1

      @@Chinaball-fx7gi being kicked in the balls causes pain that no one can comprehend.

    • @infernoblast2.039
      @infernoblast2.039 5 лет назад +2

      @@snoopycross2796 that is not how-wait you got wooshed by the comment......damn that will be painfull

    • @The1nOnlyGoober
      @The1nOnlyGoober 5 лет назад +1

      Being kicked in the nuts is something that nobody can comprehend fr it hurts

  • @harrisonmissell1716
    @harrisonmissell1716 4 года назад +57

    8:00 this legitimately one of the best remix’s I’ve ever heard it sound like something from donkey Kong Country (for the SNES)

  • @lemon5872
    @lemon5872 4 года назад +3

    Literally anything: happens
    Heavy: *i s n i c e*

  • @Pc_98_Fan
    @Pc_98_Fan 5 лет назад +43

    1:07 spycrab spotted 🦀

  • @onenutlad5775
    @onenutlad5775 5 лет назад +267

    6:12 Wait...IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?

  • @Trockenshampooleopard
    @Trockenshampooleopard 5 лет назад +28

    7:11 I have never noticed that baguette before

    • @FulcrumAV
      @FulcrumAV 4 года назад +1

      Jethro Q. Walrustitty on top of the logs

  • @_rus_leader_
    @_rus_leader_ 3 года назад +6

    2:33 the greatest fear of the United union of men

  • @autumnpawwz
    @autumnpawwz 5 лет назад +86

    3:26
    What song is the pyro playing?

    • @Duuude.
      @Duuude. 5 лет назад +3

      *I also wanted to know.*

    • @Flegan777
      @Flegan777 4 года назад +18

      Bamboleo.

    • @lowly309
      @lowly309 4 года назад +4

      The song you play before death

    • @jabberwaolky3452
      @jabberwaolky3452 4 года назад +1

      @@Flegan777 thank you

    • @Flegan777
      @Flegan777 4 года назад

      @@jabberwaolky3452 You're welcome.

  • @alesmanslay
    @alesmanslay 6 лет назад +169

    God dammit RUclips !

    • @ijack8533
      @ijack8533 6 лет назад

      RUclips are inhaling "Good Stuff" like Merasmus

  • @SabnockAlive
    @SabnockAlive 6 лет назад +174

    Next is Oktoberfest Troubles? [Reuploaded comment]

  • @marthinm.d.b472
    @marthinm.d.b472 4 года назад +17

    6:12 Dio be like :

  • @demolishbuster7361
    @demolishbuster7361 6 лет назад +161

    7:59 *BONK ON ME*

    • @sayda57
      @sayda57 6 лет назад +2

      There doing the floss

    • @imabird1566
      @imabird1566 5 лет назад +1

      It’s actually take on bonk. The credits help a lot.

  • @ryan_1314
    @ryan_1314 6 лет назад +76

    1:34 how to get girls

    • @misik1340
      @misik1340 6 лет назад +3

      Ryan _ you know its song??? Say me, plz

    • @ryan_1314
      @ryan_1314 6 лет назад +4

      Deadly but with soldier, it sounds funnier.

    • @its_a_poncho
      @its_a_poncho 6 лет назад

      Tbh yea ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) if someone sings this to me it works trust me

    • @unfortunate1313
      @unfortunate1313 6 лет назад

      Mint Willow lol

    • @Merkhont
      @Merkhont 6 лет назад

      We need that as a video in it’s entirety

  • @distortion4908
    @distortion4908 5 лет назад +46

    2:58
    When I get a 20 killstreak on a F2P and he calls me a hacker

    • @Jamireen1
      @Jamireen1 5 лет назад

      [TeamAlis] GamerTag 80 Gucci gang f your ass

    • @Уксус-н8о
      @Уксус-н8о 4 года назад +1

      When you get 20 killstreak and they all call you hacker...

  • @jacksonreichle4777
    @jacksonreichle4777 3 года назад +3

    "I am Fat Bastard" is my favorite line from this haha
    Edit: I also love the sound Merasmus makes when he teleports.

  • @slitheriss
    @slitheriss 4 года назад +111

    4:49 Anyone else notice the sign in the back?

    • @alterrapda9057
      @alterrapda9057 4 года назад +16

      THIS IS THIS
      I DO
      METH

    • @bean-oe6rd
      @bean-oe6rd 4 года назад +1

      I'm your 69th likehsuwhywbeuwh1umaiwkwiek3ijeidn387

    • @thedeez5436
      @thedeez5436 3 года назад +1

      @@alterrapda9057 this is this i do meth moment

  • @colemichael16
    @colemichael16 6 лет назад +113

    Eh I wanted to watch it again anyways

  • @ZR3009
    @ZR3009 6 лет назад +22

    When you're angry so much that you hit a class with another class

  • @legoman5491
    @legoman5491 2 года назад +5

    3:18 still better than Disney's version of star wars

  • @justastrider3252
    @justastrider3252 5 лет назад +81

    •RED Soldier: the Protagonist also Likes to sing and dance.
    •RED Spy: Co-Protagonist and King of the Baguettes.
    •RED Scout: Also Co-Protagonist, was gifted time bending abilities by Scout god in Scout Heaven.
    •RED Engineer: Good friends with RED Soldier as they are seen watching TV together.
    •RED Heavy: Supporting character, Seems to be the adopted Father (or mother) of baby pyro.
    •RED Pyro: Minor character. Does play the guitar and bass for the mercenaries.
    •RED Sniper: Minor Character. Is the pizza delivery boy for the Mercenaries.
    •Ms. Paling: Secretary of Mannco. Also Possesses Powerful magic abilities that dwarf that of Merasmus.
    •Merasmus: Apparently on Red team. (implied by his red hat). Seems to have little interest in the mercenaries, thought may still aid them in battle when called for. Has a Space and Time bending car and a red Cadillac.

    • @shiftypenguin472
      @shiftypenguin472 5 лет назад +3

      What about medic and demoman

    • @DR_T1
      @DR_T1 5 лет назад +2

      I wish pyro was more included

    • @Hizelly76
      @Hizelly76 5 лет назад +1

      actually RED Scout was BLU Scout before he got autobalanced

    • @owenburns730
      @owenburns730 4 года назад

      @@Hizelly76 to true

    • @Sunny-yw8pt
      @Sunny-yw8pt 4 года назад

      Correction scout god in Bonk! Atomic Heaven

  • @triangulum8869
    @triangulum8869 4 года назад +74

    5:10
    「STAND: UNIVERSE BENDER」
    「STAND MASTER: SCOUT」
    Power: A
    Speed: A
    Range: ∞
    Durability: E
    Precision: D
    Potential: A
    6:35
    「STAND: FRENCH BUCKET」
    「STAND MASTER: SPY」
    Power: Ø
    Speed: E
    Range: D
    Durability: B
    Precision: C
    Potential: B
    6:58
    「STAND: AMERICAN BOOT」
    「STAND MASTER: SOLDIER」
    Power: A
    Speed: B
    Range: C
    Durability: A
    Precision: C
    Potential: A

    • @nichsa8984
      @nichsa8984 4 года назад +3

      unknown who ruining multiverse and everything
      power:∞
      speed:∞

    • @floppa_whoppa9191
      @floppa_whoppa9191 4 года назад

      Is that a stupid anime trash thing

    • @aleksabalazevic1524
      @aleksabalazevic1524 4 года назад

      @@floppa_whoppa9191 get ready to fend yourself against a hoard of angry weebs

    • @floppa_whoppa9191
      @floppa_whoppa9191 4 года назад

      Don’t worry I’m prepared

    • @Sunny-yw8pt
      @Sunny-yw8pt 4 года назад

      What about the nuclear titties?

  • @that_guy3387
    @that_guy3387 6 лет назад +68

    1:56 did any1 else notice Spy & Medic playin rps in da background?

  • @roland.w
    @roland.w Год назад +3

    I just found out that he manually puts in captions so you can more accurately tell what they're saying, rather than a bot attempting to figure it out.
    I give you 10/10 for actually caring about what you do, and putting tons of effort into it! I wholeheartedly support you, and your endeavors!