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  • Опубликовано: 11 янв 2025

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  • @Aureliano01
    @Aureliano01 22 дня назад +64

    30:43 "communists aren't really people, i shouldn't count them" that had me rolling

    • @randomcenturion7264
      @randomcenturion7264 22 дня назад +11

      XD Liberty Prime Approved.

    • @user-ky2kt9vm2x
      @user-ky2kt9vm2x 22 дня назад +12

      I mean, it's true:/

    • @Aureliano01
      @Aureliano01 22 дня назад +9

      @@user-ky2kt9vm2x that's why its so funny 🤣

    • @michaellinnet6095
      @michaellinnet6095 22 дня назад

      Aw, come on guys, we're all people. There's good and bad on both sides.

    • @derisathartfelt
      @derisathartfelt 22 дня назад

      @@michaellinnet6095 report to your democracy officer for re-education

  • @ligerstripe99
    @ligerstripe99 22 дня назад +39

    'how are any of your people still alive'
    We breed like rabbits my dear alien, like rabbits.

    • @lexheath8276
      @lexheath8276 22 дня назад

      And we don't even cull the herd, idiots mating with idiots and such. No more evolution, stagnation until entropy.

    • @M-S_4321
      @M-S_4321 22 дня назад +4

      Rabbits and humans share DNAs breeding urge gene

    • @EnglishApache26
      @EnglishApache26 20 дней назад +4

      @@M-S_4321😂😂😂 At this point, I’d say we’re JUST edging out rabbits in that regard

    • @SCP-Dr_Bright
      @SCP-Dr_Bright 18 дней назад +1

      @@EnglishApache26 idk a lot of our first world countries are below replacement levels so we might not be edging them out anymore.

  • @zachdrozs2938
    @zachdrozs2938 22 дня назад +27

    Wait until Gek learns about just how many people have died outside of war from the actions of singular men in history. Theres some things weve done that make our wars look quaint by comparison

    • @andorfedra
      @andorfedra 22 дня назад +7

      In a word: Communism.

    • @noinfo5630
      @noinfo5630 22 дня назад

      ​@@andorfedra ah yes, it clearly were Communists that killed millions of Indians and enslaved even more Africans...

    • @ronrogers1729
      @ronrogers1729 21 день назад +1

      Also serial killers. Some of the things they have done are terrifying

    • @Traumglanz
      @Traumglanz 21 день назад

      @@andorfedra Cars. Or more specific lead added into gasoline. Midgley managed to kill more than Stalin and Mao combined, while not even trying, all in the name of freedom and capitalism.
      What is more impressive is that not only did invented lead as additive to gasoline, but also CFCs, destroying the ozone layer, potentially killing us all. He has roughly 100.000.000 million people to his name.

  • @spamuel98
    @spamuel98 22 дня назад +24

    60 degrees CELSIUS!? That seems a little high for someone to freeze in any sense of the term, since that's hot enough to kill a human (about 150 degrees fahrenheit)

    • @LiveFreeOrDieDH
      @LiveFreeOrDieDH 22 дня назад +6

      The in-story description of most life-bearing worlds sounds more like Venus than Earth. So yeah, 60 Celsius would be bone-chilling cold in comparison.

    • @neock
      @neock 21 день назад +2

      dont forget, different species have diffrent biology. life on earth is built to earth's biosphere. a creature native to a hotter planet will find earth cold, and a creature from a colder ice planet will find earth boiling hot even in the colder regions

    • @spamuel98
      @spamuel98 14 дней назад

      @@neock True...

  • @aaronwilber2377
    @aaronwilber2377 23 дня назад +49

    The French build the Maginot line after the Great War before World War II because of the losses they suffered in World War I

    • @aaronwilber2377
      @aaronwilber2377 23 дня назад +6

      Sorry but I’m a world war 1 buff

    • @dallasbroders5609
      @dallasbroders5609 22 дня назад +1

      no i was wondering about that pretty sure Belgium wasnt even a country before ww 1

    • @KeithChastney
      @KeithChastney 22 дня назад +4

      Belgium broke away from the Netherlands in 1830.

    • @michaelpettersson4919
      @michaelpettersson4919 22 дня назад +3

      The professor really should know this but perhaps he is getting senile.

    • @XxJay71xX
      @XxJay71xX 22 дня назад +3

      @@dallasbroders5609 Belgium WAS very much a country in ww1, they fought very well, and there was a big propaganda move against Germany with "remember Belgium" because there was stories about german soldiers making belgian civilians walk in front of their column so that belgian soldiers wouldn't shoot them (these stories are true, albeit inflated by propaganda, there was no order from high command to do that, but individual troops did carry these war crimes)

  • @bnk3rmk259
    @bnk3rmk259 22 дня назад +25

    Correction, the Maginot line was built AFTER the great war.

    • @chipremel8594
      @chipremel8594 22 дня назад +1

      The predecessor to that line was in effect, hence why Germany went through Belgium, which dragged the British into the war.

    • @lacucaracha111111
      @lacucaracha111111 20 дней назад

      Would be a shame if someone went around it xD

    • @ph43drus
      @ph43drus 7 дней назад

      I know this is fiction but yeah, WWI ended in 1918. Maginot line was not started until 1929. Germany's movement through Belgium around the line happened in WWII.

  • @karlsmith2570
    @karlsmith2570 22 дня назад +8

    I actually feel bad for Geck. The poor guy didn't realize what he'd signed up for

  • @RavensWolves
    @RavensWolves 22 дня назад +7

    I feel sorry for Geck. That was a lot of bad things to throw at him all at once. I mean those professors should know their audience.

  • @JimD-h8s
    @JimD-h8s 22 дня назад +9

    Did I hear that correctly. He lit his fourth cigarette before lighting his second?

    • @Maeshalanadae
      @Maeshalanadae 22 дня назад +1

      Break physics, why not? 😂

    • @michaellinnet6095
      @michaellinnet6095 22 дня назад +4

      Sounds like my late uncle. I remember him having three lit at the same time while working on his old motorcycle. He could kind of space out when working on his bike.

    • @JimD-h8s
      @JimD-h8s 22 дня назад +3

      @@michaellinnet6095 ROFL 😂 ahhh memories. Thank you for that. My father did something similar. He always had an extra long cigarette hanging out of his mouth. I couldn't even count how many times he'd be working, turn his head and burn a hole in the shoulder of his shirt.

    • @michaellinnet6095
      @michaellinnet6095 21 день назад +3

      @@JimD-h8s LOL Saw my dad burn his chest while doing a brake job on his old pickup. Wasn't paying attention and knocked the fire off onto his chest. Talk about the cussing! I hadn't thought about that in years until you mentioned the holes in your dad's shirt.😂

  • @josephaskins1996
    @josephaskins1996 22 дня назад +12

    Most estimates for WWII dead place it at around 70-73 million, not 85 million. Also as many others have said, the Maginot line was built to prevent a repeat of WWI, even if ultimately the Germans went through Belgium to get to France.

    • @robinkelly1770
      @robinkelly1770 22 дня назад +5

      "Most estimates" don't count China which was invaded by Japan in 1933, yet was instrumental in defeating Japan. Around 3 million Japanese soldiers were involved in that conflict. As a result China considers WW 2 to have started in 1933.

    • @josephaskins1996
      @josephaskins1996 22 дня назад +1

      @robinkelly1770 Yes but seeing as it was a Polish professor and the dates used were 1939 to 1945, that is a moot point.

  • @Johnfuchs-pm5wu
    @Johnfuchs-pm5wu 22 дня назад +10

    The background music is kinda painful at points it feels like a feedback loop if it can be fixed i would be grateful

    • @noinfo5630
      @noinfo5630 22 дня назад +1

      To call it "music" is quite a stretch

    • @ashkelon03
      @ashkelon03 20 дней назад

      Is the antigravity device... and after a while it get annoying

  • @harronlor4345
    @harronlor4345 23 дня назад +4

    Lol no mention of the atomic bombs? 😂 Great episode thanks for your hard work 💯

  • @robertgraybeard3750
    @robertgraybeard3750 22 дня назад +6

    at 11:01 should be " . . . not immediately suffer upon the temperature dropping below sixty degrees celsius. " Wow . . . that's one hundred forty degrees Fahrenheit.

    • @gazman50s
      @gazman50s 22 дня назад

      No one of note uses Fahrenhiet

    • @robertgraybeard3750
      @robertgraybeard3750 22 дня назад

      @@gazman50s Can't argue that - USA population is a small percentage of world population.

    • @gazman50s
      @gazman50s 20 дней назад +1

      @@robertgraybeard3750 So too New Zealand

    • @robertgraybeard3750
      @robertgraybeard3750 20 дней назад

      @@gazman50s Wikipedia tells me New Zealand started metrication in 1969 with the establishment of the Metric Advisory Board (MAB) and completed metrication on 14 December 1976. Wow . . . were you even born then? Or is that too personal a question?

    • @gazman50s
      @gazman50s 20 дней назад

      @@robertgraybeard3750 I born 1958

  • @user-fl8yv7rz6f
    @user-fl8yv7rz6f 22 дня назад +2

    WWII had around 55 million deaths when I was in school in the seventies, even with the level of inflation today it doesn't seem possible that they were out by 30 million.

    • @target5350
      @target5350 22 дня назад

      on WWI had around 10 million deaths

  • @michaellinnet6095
    @michaellinnet6095 22 дня назад +5

    Some history professor. Doesn't even know when the Maginot line was built.🤨

  • @koop2014
    @koop2014 День назад

    The author must have been laughing when they wrote about Poland having an intergalactic space station lol

  • @canadiannomad_once_again
    @canadiannomad_once_again 22 дня назад +3

    I guess in this timeline they never achieve full self driving...

  • @LiveFreeOrDieDH
    @LiveFreeOrDieDH 22 дня назад +4

    See, I would have framed the incredible changes in terms of technological advances. For example, less than 66 years from the Wright Brother's first powered flight to men walking on our Moon!
    Naive alien student: "This must have been achieved through all of humanity working together in peace and cooperation."
    Human professor: "Oh goodness, no! All our greatest advancements came out of massive conflicts the likes of which have never been seen before or since!"

    • @noinfo5630
      @noinfo5630 22 дня назад

      (the Wrights were not the first, they only sold their story the best - but that's not the point here)
      The invention of heavier-than-air flight didn't change as much as you may think, and it doesn't have as much to do with rocket science as you apparently think.
      Other technologies would be better candidates as they had much much more influence anyway, like the printing press, automobiles, semi-conductors, or penicillin/antibiotics or vaccines, or industrial cooling, to name but a few.
      The original answer (in the story) is actually a pretty good one, as in this period fundamental changes in politics, economy, and society developed. (Most) Colonial empires collapsed, as well as the reigning structures in very many countries around the world. The foundations of the modern welfare states were laid. The monetary gold standard was overturned and modern economic theories introduced and applied.
      The focus on the wars and their atrocities is a bit unfortunate though.

    • @LiveFreeOrDieDH
      @LiveFreeOrDieDH 22 дня назад

      Powered flight was only 1 technology that I would have mentioned. Programmable computers. Antibiotics. The splitting of the atom. All achievements within the first 1/2 to 2/3 of the 20th century, and all born from or propelled by conflict.

    • @LiveFreeOrDieDH
      @LiveFreeOrDieDH 21 день назад

      @@noinfo5630 Powered flight was just one example. Programmable computers. Splitting the atom. Antibiotics. The first 1/2 to 2/3 of the 20th century saw vast progress in so may fields, and so many driven primarily by conflict.

    • @minecraftfox4384
      @minecraftfox4384 19 дней назад

      ​@@noinfo5630the Wrights were the First, actually.

  • @michaelpettersson4919
    @michaelpettersson4919 22 дня назад +4

    The massive slaughters of the wars, etnich cleansing and other atrocities have scared us from loosing control again.

    • @t8kabr8km85
      @t8kabr8km85 22 дня назад

      we go to war because our enemies committed the most horrific crime... being born on the other side of the hill.

  • @lacucaracha111111
    @lacucaracha111111 20 дней назад

    Oh come on , you HAD to hit the poor sould with BOTH world wars right out the gate D:

  • @tzmmm
    @tzmmm 22 дня назад +6

    please cool it with the bg music
    good story tho

  • @derisathartfelt
    @derisathartfelt 22 дня назад +2

    Geck is back!

  • @BradenMcnair-gx1ls
    @BradenMcnair-gx1ls 20 дней назад

    15-20 million died because of WW1 not the 40 million they said, that was WW2

  • @derrickmoore2803
    @derrickmoore2803 21 день назад

    You're awesome brudda.

  • @airbornevetrando
    @airbornevetrando 22 дня назад

    Love your story’s

  • @sangerzonnvolt6712
    @sangerzonnvolt6712 22 дня назад +7

    2:55 "I shuddenly remembered my Charlemagne."

    • @diarradunlap9337
      @diarradunlap9337 22 дня назад +1

      "Let my armies be the rocks, and the trees, and the birds in the sky."

  • @aakla
    @aakla 22 дня назад +2

    poor alien

  • @OrKkTeKk
    @OrKkTeKk 22 дня назад

    Alright, next time you all ask who our favorite narrator is we need the option to make more than one choice, my favorite does not mean I don't like the others.
    This gentleman, is definitely a strong favorite but I could only pick one...
    Sad face.

  • @Johnfuchs-pm5wu
    @Johnfuchs-pm5wu 22 дня назад

    Ok so yeah part 4.. 5? Of the ugc universe nice to see it offically get made into a series.

  • @Teimo701
    @Teimo701 19 дней назад

    Intergalactic spaceport so there also ships to other galaxies?

  • @peternouwen
    @peternouwen 22 дня назад

    OMG! The history of Poland... I would have fled as well as I would have heard where they went through in WWII... That wasn't exactly "fun time" everywhere on Earth, but in Poland it was exceptionally bad...
    Second: In Europe we don't have to take taxies from star- or airports. We catch a train. 😉
    Third: Poland has AWESOME cuisine.

  • @PurposefullyIneloquent
    @PurposefullyIneloquent 22 дня назад

    Paper and carcinogen tube is a fantastic way to describe a cigarette XD -coming from an ex smoker.

  • @pickup1760
    @pickup1760 22 дня назад

    Does background play not work on members only videos? Anyone know cause these seem like the only ones it fails to play

  • @JorneDeSmedt
    @JorneDeSmedt 22 дня назад

    Extraterrestrial studies?
    Should have gone for terrestrial studies.

  • @alvyca
    @alvyca 22 дня назад

    If you look at history even as far back as 5000 bce, there has been a war somewhere on earth almost everyday to the modern day. If memory serves there has been a total of between 50-100 years where no wars have occurred during this time.

    • @t8kabr8km85
      @t8kabr8km85 22 дня назад

      then you have the long wars.
      The Napoleonic campaigns
      The Crusades
      THE HUNDRED YEARS WAR (Between England and France lasting a whopping 112 years) England and France have spent more time at war with eachother than the US has exited in total. The hundred years war is just longest.

    • @target5350
      @target5350 22 дня назад

      @@t8kabr8km85
      Technically there was a war between the Netherlands and an English island that lasted 400 years.

    • @t8kabr8km85
      @t8kabr8km85 22 дня назад

      @@target5350 there was nearly another a few years ago apparently...
      serious the British Prime Minister Boris Johnson actually considered invading the Netherlands... its in his recent book... bro just admited "yeah i nearly shattered NATO"

    • @target5350
      @target5350 21 день назад

      @@t8kabr8km85
      oups
      for information the war than i speak was discovered in 1985. it star during a civil war in england and end in 1986, precisely 335 year after the beginning. there were no fight during this war.

  • @neock
    @neock 21 день назад

    the background audio is a bit much. hard to focus on whats being read when my ears are ringing from the droning sound in the background

    • @seadragonyt5391
      @seadragonyt5391 15 дней назад

      Hmm, I didn’t even notice it until I read this.

  • @konradwilk2397
    @konradwilk2397 22 дня назад

    poland mentioned

  • @Maeshalanadae
    @Maeshalanadae 22 дня назад

    Okay…why was the United States not mentioned EITHER TIME?!?

    • @gazman50s
      @gazman50s 22 дня назад

      two wars, two years late both times

    • @baileydombroskie3046
      @baileydombroskie3046 22 дня назад

      Funny he never mentioned Canada either. Canada has more colourful history in wars then the USA does. At least in the colour red. Like how a single Canadian liberated a city. Or how 21 Canadians fought off and defeated an army of 14k North Koreans and Chinese despite an arsenal and numbers disadvantage. I think the greatest number Canadians have been outnumbered in a war (and obviously won) was something like 800 to 1.

    • @noinfo5630
      @noinfo5630 22 дня назад

      Maybe because of the well merited criticism of the usual US defaultism...
      Still, the prof mentioned miles. (That phrase was actually double stupid as he guessed/estimated a distance in Europe in rounded miles and then converted it in exact km.)

    • @devinwhite5064
      @devinwhite5064 22 дня назад

      @@gazman50s we weren't late for the second war.

    • @gazman50s
      @gazman50s 20 дней назад

      @@devinwhite5064 USA didn't send troups till after Pearl Harbour though they did supply weapons from start almost

  • @rossphillips7843
    @rossphillips7843 22 дня назад

    Hello from Alabama

  • @jiomaster6152
    @jiomaster6152 22 дня назад

    yea we r bad people if you look at it from the outside

  • @blazingarrows6117
    @blazingarrows6117 22 дня назад

    Nice beard.

  • @commode7x
    @commode7x 21 день назад

    What the hell is with the music?

  • @coleLoGhrin
    @coleLoGhrin 22 дня назад +1

    4,999th viewer exactly

  • @harronlor4345
    @harronlor4345 23 дня назад

    Yay 😁

  • @EdricLysharae
    @EdricLysharae 22 дня назад +3

    So, a Generation Zed and two Neo-Boomers walk into a bar....

  • @ChrisTian-ed8ol
    @ChrisTian-ed8ol 22 дня назад

    You guys forgot about a Freiren video. Look for the one about humans running.

  • @michelelyons9410
    @michelelyons9410 6 дней назад

    story seemed kind of pointless and the alien was ridiculous. Ot was that the point of the story? That the alien had become enamored of human culture, but was unprepared for human history? That makes him short sighted and ridiculous.

  • @carladams6333
    @carladams6333 10 дней назад

    This story is more about smoking and false facts of history.👎

  • @t8kabr8km85
    @t8kabr8km85 22 дня назад

    3:19 Right own up, who told him it was a good idea to study history in Poland...
    Are you trying to make us look bad...