Discord CEO Speedrun (9.17 Seconds)
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- Опубликовано: 9 дек 2021
- Strategy 4 works every time.
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follow these or i will bite you
• Twitter - / beluga1000
• Instagram - / beluga1000 
Игры
Subscribe and we’ll stop by the mcdonalds drive thru :)
gimme the skittle-chan telephone begula
ඞඞඞ
Hope u become CEO of McDonald's
⚠️ *SUSSY DETECTED* ⚠️
tryna be top ten btw
9o
Becoming the President is just a stepping stone to becoming Discord CEO
Hey checkmark
Hey checkmark ( make this a chain pls)
Lol
blm is anti-Asian
Hey checkmark
Pablo: “You can’t just “become” the CEO”
Beluga: “ *watch me* “
.. 50 seconds later:
*fired*
Cool mate🥰🤣
2 minutes later: *Becomes CEO*
3 minutes later: realizes beluga was the CEO but was just hiding the truth
Fired by Squid game front man🤣
🤣
Beluga will have so many stories to tell to his grandchildren
Man face
69 like
Pls dont like this comment anymore to keep this nice number
RIP ollie
hes a cat
Beluga already has grandkids
beluga 20 years later: "and this is how i meet your mom"
beluga kids: "that's not this story...again"
beluga: *eject kids from discord*
108 Likes? 0 comments who can fix this?!
I love how Beluga just randomly said
"I Want To Be A CEO"
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Hi spammer
Ok
who likes beluga?
👇
Copy paster spammer
Thanks! This tutorial really helped me out, definitely liking and subbing!
Damn beluga be teaching us more than Dhar Mann and his "so you see..."
"I will make kinder eggs legal" made me die laughing
Yes, I'd vote for you too
Just go to the uk. They are legal therem
@@shelleyhayward7328 okay but its easier to travel 300 meteres than 9000 km
same lol
@@ASocialistTransGirl you just have no paitience
@@shelleyhayward7328 we just go to Canada ya know
Beluga after a few years: *PRESIDENT SPEEDRUN*
I see you everywhere lol, other than that i really like your nerf gun vids
Hi
He actually did it for this same video
The number is just random, right?
@Read my channel description yer mum is anti-Asian
i love the fact that youtube recommends this to me at 3am....this is what i needed man good shit love the content btw
I love how all his videos have a moral behind them. This one moral is “Never forget to say please.”
I love the fact that the "CEOs" pfp is a picture of Tubbo just edited...is just amazing
Finally someone said it-
@@frrruuuuit I just had to do itttt lol 😊👌
yeah ikr
I THOUGHT IT WAS ONLY ME AHAGAH
@KINDLY HELP ME REACH TO 100K SUB I HATE THESE STUPID BOTS
Fun Fact: Discord knows how terrible moderators are in Discord servers so they literally made an academy for them to learn
Edit: mommy I’m famous
absoloutley sorry, I am sorry omg sorryyyyyyyy
@@flossify7870 I did
🤣🤣🤣fucking good
@@flossify7870 i asked you funny man, funniest man in the world who says "nobody asked, you got the whole squad laughing fricking funny person
lmao rlly?
Why is this the funniest video I’ve watched in so long, finally a content creator with great content
These are great videos with a wonderful lesson behind them 👍
Which is?
@@argoubikhalil8095
"Never forget to say Please"
Beluga could become president easily and be the first female cat president in history.
First
Beluga in 2025 : Thank you for 100 Million suscribers guys .
@@yiv4n991 No one gives a shit if they're first or not 💀, Do you expect this to blow up and get your reply to get likes for being first??
@@yiv4n991 congrats for being first 🥇
@@yiv4n991 Aye yo congrats 🏅
THIS is what we need more from content creators. Not too long, not misleading, and straight to the point videos. Respect to you
@@sirmeme0 desperate
who is fan of rage here?
@@sirmeme0 just say who likes beluga
Stop spamming this bot
@РЕЙД ОТ САУНДА!!!!! Fek u . Spammer. 👉🖕👈
The making kinder eggs legal part is absolutely HILARIOUS🤣
I swear to god all of beluga’s videos are pure comedy gold
"Emergency meeting."
"Stop it."
"Our stocks are down 20%."
"What shall we do?"
"Charge people to send messages."
"What?"
"I believe that would be beneficial. To the company."
"Agreed."
"I disagree."
"I disagree with your disagreement."
"Boys, boys. Money comes first. We need to raise our stock prices."
"^^^"
ok
while u can just pause the video and read it
the best part? discord isnt even publicly traded lmao
@KINDLY HELP ME REACH TO 100K SUB No we don't because you don't try to actually get legit subs
@KINDLY HELP ME REACH TO 100K SUB nobody does cause your a bot
Plot twist Beluga is the CEO but is hiding the truth....
@loyalty C LMFAO AGAIN
@KINDLY HELP ME REACH TO 100K SUB ok i wont
@Read my channel description what
@Read my channel description what
Happy 2022 beluga
Video was amazing, loved the attack on titan music at the end
Pablo: You can't just "become" the CEO.
Beluga: So you are challenging me.
Lame
XD
Beluga more than anyone deserves to be the CEO of Discord. this cat has been promoting Discord literally his entire career!
hi 3 min ago commment
@@genggillian2784 Hi 11 Minutes Ago Comment
Poor guy. Getting replies of when the commented 😂😂😂
@@Demon-thug hi 11 min ago comment 🤚..... Woah what a coincidence
He not deserves it
Beluga your brain is really having best Content we never got bored by your videoes not even once
0:23 i couldnt stop laughing🤣😂
same
Beluga's videos makes everyone's day better
who likes beluga?
👇
@РЕЙД ОТ САУНДА!!!!! you are Wrong
@@sirmeme0 I like Beluga
Ye ^‿^
watch the vid first
You will never know what this comment used to say
Hello discord CEO
So ur the discord CEO eh?
THEN GIVE ME FREE DISCORD NITRO
I Can Confirm as a discord server owner
Who doesn't know how to use discord too
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but
You're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
(Ooh, give you up)
(Ooh, give you up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but
You're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Hi ceo ^___^
Oh
Keep it up bro!
This is proof that Wikihow is perfect the way it is.
The position of CEO were the friends we made along the way.
🥺
Homies to the end
Yes we did
@РЕЙД ОТ САУНДА!!!!! 😂😂
Why do I get MoHoYo vibes?
2:12 you brought this meme back. I love it!
Man ur videos are outstanding 😍
Petition to actually make Beluga the CEO of Discord
YES :3
Yes
YESSSSSS
YES
Signed
@Beluga your videos act like a tonic. After a stressful day, watching 👀 your videos makes me laugh till I cry. Your videos also teach us important life lessons, like in this one, "Never forget to say please". Hope you post such funny, yet morally important videos. Lots of love from India 🇮🇳.
Congrats on getting a heart🥳
Never Forget To Say Please
To Kim Jong Hecker
His account maybe showing up in a, few seconds
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but
You're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
(Ooh, give you up)
(Ooh, give you up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but
You're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
@@titancipher Awww....thanks a ton.
@@masaraswati2638 yw :)
Everything's 4th-time's-a-charm for Beluga
“Being confident is the most powerful thing u can use”
I Love The Way That Beluga Still Puts Important Life Lessons At The End Of His Video, Good Job Cat
blm is anti-Asian
Yeah, i liked that too
@DONT why woud we read your profile picture
@@readmychanneldescription6663 it had nothing to do with it
Yo we got the same pfp xd
Nobody:
Not even a single soul:
Dream smp fan when they see the CEO of discord picture: 😐😑😐
Y-yeah, i was just like: Wait wait hold on…this is not what i think it is, right? Right?!
Would you mind explaining?
@@iroh4880 it is tubbo but edited
I agree
Bruh, adding in wikihow was just amazing. With the make Kinder eggs legal, this is an absolute masterpiece. I nominate this for an Academy award
1:12 In my country you can be President, grab all the money you want and no one tells you nothing about it.
Beluga in this video: Strategy 4 works every time.
Beluga in his "When a Friend owes you $5.00" video: Never use stragety 4.
@KINDLY HELP ME REACH TO 100K SUB How do I read a Profile Picture?????
@@Dabayaba7273 Same I am so confused
@@jedcollingwood6223 It's a bot I think
@KINDLY HELP ME REACH TO 100K SUB stfu
In the official beluga storyline, strategy 4 does work, But sometimes it has dark consequences.
Jason : You are just a basic kid, stop dreaming.
Beluga : i'm a girl
Jason : Request Accepted!
Beluga, the newest CEO of Discord is here!
@SeptiK this killed me
Jason approves
I love the non introduction lolol "it is me" 🤣🤣
This will be used to teach generations to come manners
Literally best video yet
2:12 the freaking smiley faces man 😁😁😁
His videos always give such an important lesson... He is not telling stories, he is changing lives...
Dhar???
Hey dhar man fam
Dhar Mann reference🤣🤣
😆😆
Dhar Mann
can't believe he does this at litterally 3:00 am. Truly a legend :,)
he probably did it at 2:59 am and you have a timezone literally 1 minute apart from his.
1:48 РОССИЯ.
Свещенная наша страна,
Нет, это не Россия, это Северная Корея, парни без мамы
I love how beluga took a picture of Tubbo, make him chubbo, gave him a beard and glasses
IKRRRRR
💀
I knew it looked familiar
The Fact that the CEO is just an old version of Tubbo just makes me go
......
jump in the cadillac
YES
I like how all of his video has a message but is shown in a funny way
« i’ll make kinder eggs legal »
Lol 😂 this is the best
2:36 beluga threatening the CEO.
CEO : wait
Beluga : what?
Guards : allow me to introduce myself
;)
1:54 I really thought he would just end it with " *never use strategy 3* "
YOOOO BELUGA COMMENTED ON MY VIDEO!!!!
@@minhquangnguyen5828 nice joke 😐😐
Same
@@minhquangnguyen5828 hmm
We need a part 2
I love alllllllll of your vids >:)
1:17
"I will make kinder eggs legal"
Me: *laughs in german*
Kim jong hecker isn't excit, it's won't hurt you
The kim jong hecker : 1:33
**dosen’t exist*
But originally the meme is
Kim Jong-Hecker isn’t real, it can’t hurt you
Kim Jong-Hecker- 1:33
@@IsThatJedKim Jong Hecker isn't real it can't hurt you
Kim Jong hacker 1:35
@@Althro ?
i love how he puts a theme from attack on titans at the end
2:45 never forget to say please
I like how beluga always teaches a lesson in the end.
not only teaching lessons he's changing lives
at 0:23 i laughed really hard that my food choked in my food pipe 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Food pipe?
@@jimmy2239 the food pipe is called the esophagus
0:24
Nice lesson at the end
I absolutely ADORE how the CEO's pfp is literally chubbo lmao-
0:23 MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD THAT MY MOM SAID "Whats so funny?"
meow
*kicks door in 2.75 frames*
2:19 ok but wtf happened to tubbo
Tubbo became tubby
@@onyx6645 His nsme is tubbo
@@gamelian it was a joke
@@onyx6645 Oh😂
@@gamelian i don't get why you thought i was trying to say "tubbo became tubbo"
I think belgua is really some insider in discord inc
Seeing Front Man as part of the discord board room is hilarious.
0:03 that photo- i just- i just can’t…what have you done beluga🤣🤣
I WAS SCROLLING THROUGH THE COMMENTS FOR AGESSS TO FIND A COMMENT LIKE URS LMAO I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME PHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
TUBBO!!!!
"I will beet you up"
*casually throws beets at Ceo*
most politcal beluga video ever
Pablo: you can't just become discord CEO.
Beluga 1 minute later: haha discord CEO go brr
Beluga don't need to be the CEO of discord
Because he's already the king of discord 😎
''Never forget to say please''
-Beluga the discord CEO for only 5 seconds
2:12 just slaps everytime
What music is used in the end of the vedio around 2:50
polite cat: meo- people: OMGMGMGMGMGMG BELGUGA OMG BELUGA
Lmao I love how discord CEO is literally Tubbo
*Pablo: You think you can be the CEO of Discord?*
*Beluga: You underestimated my powers!*
who likes beluga?
👇
@РЕЙД ОТ САУНДА!!!!! No
Dôñg
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but
You're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
(Ooh, give you up)
(Ooh, give you up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but
You're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Really ñ word
Won't suit you
The aot theme at the end was great😂
The attack on Titan music at the end made it even better 😂
The discussion the "employees" were having before Beluga sent a message was hilarious
Hi
iH
Hello
Hi
Hi
Hi
It really helps our self - esteem
Hahahhahaha I love this channel. First video and I lost ittttttttt
0:44 I disagree with your disagreement 😂😂
Somebody: Agree to disagree!
Me:
I love how Beluga's videos always have an X number on trending for gaming.
First
blm is anti asian
@@readmychanneldescription6663 nice channel bait
Comments starting 'I love how' don't need to exist
@@Snookbone your reply doesn't need to exist either.
I love when he showed the "use threats" and the good ideas said=threaten to steal their robux
It made me learn something new at the end
I believe in Attack on Titan music supremacy 2:52
2:52 the AOT OST 😌
Yep
Mod Ash being grouped in with Elon and Zucc. He’s a legend.
The AOT sound track at the end was good
2:55 ...idk bout others ,but i am not going to forget saying PLEASE 😂😂😂😂
Respect to Beluga for flying to the discord building just to get one shot.
blm is anti-Asian
These videos have better themes than whatever an english teacher makes you read
Thats great option beluga
1:03 Is that me only? Or Really Alexander is looking like Mark Zuckerberg???😐
Not only you, he is a copy of mark zuckerberg
zucc