I'M DISGUSTED! Can't Believe He Actually Did It... Dave Chappelle, Lizzo, Conor McGregor, Jake Paul

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  • Опубликовано: 10 фев 2025

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  • @AMadMage
    @AMadMage 4 года назад +6547

    I'm not gonna lie, of all things that have surprised me this week, that intro is probably the thing that's caught me the most off guard.

    • @theinquisitor18
      @theinquisitor18 4 года назад +90

      This shit had me stunned. I was like: "Wait, wtf?" Lmfao

    • @True-Sea-Turtle
      @True-Sea-Turtle 4 года назад +65

      Even a turtle was surprised with this spectacular intro.

    • @TheLawlingJuggalo1
      @TheLawlingJuggalo1 4 года назад +22

      It was beautiful. What I needed.

    • @jamespearson17
      @jamespearson17 4 года назад +38

      It was definitely a surprise but fuck that was an awesome Alex Jones 👏🤣🤣

    • @Indykitty1
      @Indykitty1 4 года назад +6

      I am laughing so hard

  • @mayazena6771
    @mayazena6771 4 года назад +2607

    mom: aggressively patriotic phil doesn’t exist, he can’t hurt you
    aggressively patriotic phil:

    • @OutcastFalcon89
      @OutcastFalcon89 4 года назад +17

      I’m so scared, I need my DD-214 blanket again.

    • @OutcastFalcon89
      @OutcastFalcon89 4 года назад +1

      @UCzU4gSeykDXwhiAWIUmOT9g today in the most ironic name ever, also the only cases of voter fraud(prevalent anyways) have been on the GOP side of the ballots. There is a reason Trumps litigation record on this is 1-Still adding losses. Parrot harder.

    • @tadstrange1465
      @tadstrange1465 4 года назад +9

      *nationalistic

    • @drunkensailor3736
      @drunkensailor3736 4 года назад +4

      Makes you wonder, will Trumpism be the dominant strand of the Republican Party in the years to come. There's actually a great video that looks into the future of Trumpism and the Republican Party: ruclips.net/video/b_IgVhQ2IR8/видео.html&ab_channel=MyTake

    • @richardmaherpirate
      @richardmaherpirate 4 года назад +3

      @@OutcastFalcon89 your 214 blanket won't save you from phil hes not the gov. Its in the bi laws. Read them. I thought the same thing.

  • @salemedits9320
    @salemedits9320 4 года назад +3054

    Philip DaMerica now haunts my dreams as my sleep paralysis demon. Thanks Phil.

    • @kelseycoca
      @kelseycoca 4 года назад +53

      I wake up in a cold sweat screaming
      USA! 🇺🇲 USA! 🇺🇲 USA! 🇺🇲

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 года назад +1

      GAGAGAGAGAGA!!! I watched this video and it is really not that good compared to my perfect videos. GAGAGAGAGA!!! This is NOT self-promotion! This is the reality! This is the world! We are the people! Don't disl****ke my vide*****s, my dear lover

    • @shavaughnpalmer8613
      @shavaughnpalmer8613 4 года назад +11

      Philip DeMerica should do an episode with Alex Jones

    • @Money4Nothing
      @Money4Nothing 4 года назад +13

      Unsubbing DeFranco and subbing DaMerica

    • @kaceeharrison3715
      @kaceeharrison3715 4 года назад +3

      What he did was disgusting. He just made an assumption about literally half of America. Something he calls out frequently. Not every Trump supporter acts like that. And Mitch didn't have to refer to biden as president elect until today because LEGALLY HE WASNT. Don't you dare think half of America is actually like that because they aren't.

  • @Em-by9ez
    @Em-by9ez 4 года назад +80

    The problem isn't her weight, it's the fact that juice/smoothie detoxes are very dangerous and not healthy! Promoting them to a massive audience with many children in it is irresponsible.

    • @Gothymothmoth
      @Gothymothmoth 4 года назад +3

      i was like 'girrll noo' cause they are not good

    • @AlienZizi
      @AlienZizi 4 года назад +6

      and "detox" is bullshit in general :/ she was basically on a liquid diet, and if it works for her and she got all her nutrients thats amazing, but still shouldnt be promoted as a "cleanse"

  • @WattsTheSafeword
    @WattsTheSafeword 4 года назад +3136

    More eagle transitions please. KAWWWWWWW

    • @supergluehotty
      @supergluehotty 4 года назад +40

      @@Moots787 Phil DeFalcon... #PhilDeFalcon

    • @maddog7795
      @maddog7795 4 года назад +11

      FIGHT MILK

    • @kolby4078
      @kolby4078 4 года назад +7

      but that's not what a bald eagle sounds like.

    • @a0me
      @a0me 4 года назад +3

      Please make this standard in the regular PDS!

    • @BrandedBlue
      @BrandedBlue 4 года назад +1

      All the D'America, All the Wayy

  • @straydog3799
    @straydog3799 4 года назад +609

    Me: "That's what she said."
    Phil a split second later: "That's what she said." I'm glad I'm not the only one who maintained a juvenile sense of humor into their 30's.

    • @rebeccai6517
      @rebeccai6517 4 года назад +2

      😅😅

    • @SerenityM54L2SAM5L5N1
      @SerenityM54L2SAM5L5N1 4 года назад

      Imagine Tucker making a similar joke at a small side section of his show. Everyone would decry "sexism" and call him out for it. Including Phil, I imagine. Or would he.

    • @straydog3799
      @straydog3799 4 года назад +1

      @@SerenityM54L2SAM5L5N1 Okay, when you say Tucker, I think Red vs. Blue

    • @EtaiShuster
      @EtaiShuster 4 года назад +4

      34 here, and I say that all the time. To the point where my wife is reconsidering her life choices

    • @Bound4Earth
      @Bound4Earth 4 года назад

      Phil a split second later "one of the records to develop a vaccine in the past was four years" - Philllip defuck the actual facts
      Who says one of the records, when the only record that matters is the one that happened for H1N1, less then six months. Facts on paper but during Obama, This time 8-10 months seems too much so spread misinformation because Trump. This is what you call sensationalist shit. H1N1 is directly comparable, it had a large death toll (~nearly 300k) and quickly a vaccine was made available. Sure it didn't have the two week incubation period, but all else was exactly equal. Obama did handle it better, so say that, stop pretending that this shit four year metric for Mumps means anything.

  • @DoodleChaos
    @DoodleChaos 4 года назад +1268

    Phil angrily throwing the mask in the intro had me dying. We want more Philip DaMerica!

  • @thomashearne4670
    @thomashearne4670 4 года назад +363

    Russia hacking the presidents email: wtf it's just his tweets

    • @the_gratefulgamer
      @the_gratefulgamer 4 года назад +33

      That's weird. Why are there so many pictures of his daughter?

    • @Altmetalpunk
      @Altmetalpunk 4 года назад +8

      "Hacked" or trump gave them his login info lol

    • @WorldzMo5t3pic
      @WorldzMo5t3pic 4 года назад +8

      It's all pictures of himself?
      Always has been.

    • @VerdeMorte
      @VerdeMorte 4 года назад +6

      @@WorldzMo5t3pic
      Why does he have pictures of his daughter with his face pasted over hers?

    • @R-Tech_Gaming
      @R-Tech_Gaming 4 года назад +1

      Yeah, dude tweets that crap out publicly. No need to hack him! lol.

  • @AverageTrainEnthusiast
    @AverageTrainEnthusiast 4 года назад +1659

    Putin acknowledging Biden: “I’m sinister not stupid.”

    • @franticlullaby
      @franticlullaby 4 года назад +45

      Do we think Trump unfriended him? And then got upset when Putin didn’t care and tried to re-add and de-friend him again?

    • @pookiehoney
      @pookiehoney 4 года назад +8

      The thing that makes Putin so dangerous besides being evil is that he is smart. He's several moves ahead of us and he's watching us stumble into his web with a smile.

    • @JoshuaBarberShoppe
      @JoshuaBarberShoppe 4 года назад +1

      Coincidentally McConnell also said that same sentence

    • @TheArtofThings
      @TheArtofThings 4 года назад

      LMAO

  • @chorizojoe8282
    @chorizojoe8282 4 года назад +618

    Body positivity community: *better yourself and embrace yourself!*
    Lizzo: *embraces and betters herself*
    Body positivity community: >:(

    • @Bird.Lover6000
      @Bird.Lover6000 4 года назад +16

      I don't think body positivity is a community

    • @HappyLarry.
      @HappyLarry. 4 года назад +21

      @@Bird.Lover6000 I dunnoooo, I think you can call them that. It does generally feel like half of them do it just to deflect any sorta criticism though

    • @wooza5919
      @wooza5919 4 года назад +44

      @@Bird.Lover6000 wouldn’t people that workout be body positive?

    • @nic0lemari338
      @nic0lemari338 4 года назад +10

      @@Bird.Lover6000 body positivity is definitely a whole community. Google it. Type it into RUclips. You'll find it. If it's a group of more than 3, it's a community by definition

    • @1hcc994
      @1hcc994 4 года назад +5

      @@wooza5919 if you want to learn more about the hypocrisy of the body positive community I suggest the RUclipsr “my thoughts will probably offend you.”

  • @LiarFire1
    @LiarFire1 4 года назад +2136

    Philip DaMerica should be a recurring character

    • @williamm9435
      @williamm9435 4 года назад +11

      Yes please

    • @Pacman69420
      @Pacman69420 4 года назад +18

      Philip DeMURICAAAAAA!

    • @baron.whimsy
      @baron.whimsy 4 года назад +36

      He should get his own show, talking exclusively about current/popular conspiracies, as if they're real and he believes them, but still presenting them like he did here, with all the incredibly compelling reasons that they're obviously not true, as "evidence" against them.

    • @Educationalbanana
      @Educationalbanana 4 года назад +5

      @@baron.whimsy ^

    • @mattfromeurope
      @mattfromeurope 4 года назад +5

      @@baron.whimsy I'd sooo watch that!

  • @MizTameRumors
    @MizTameRumors 4 года назад +171

    Jake wins a boxing match, against a dude who's not even a boxer and thinks he can fight a UFC champ?

    • @paulalangadan8375
      @paulalangadan8375 4 года назад +15

      no he just knows it doesnt matter any fame is good fame. any notoriety is good for him even if he gets knocked out which he probably hopefully will.

    • @Craftymom1o19
      @Craftymom1o19 4 года назад +7

      Guess long-term brain trauma isn’t doesn’t matter to him either.

    • @jonsouth1545
      @jonsouth1545 4 года назад +10

      @@Craftymom1o19 would you notice if he got brain damage

    • @Goose90091
      @Goose90091 4 года назад +5

      @@jonsouth1545 honestly no lol I'm pretty sure they were born pre brain damaged. Can't lose what you don't have

    • @christina.lynn97
      @christina.lynn97 4 года назад +1

      Just let him think that, hopefully McGregor punches him into reality🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @LucioXIVGilmez
    @LucioXIVGilmez 4 года назад +280

    Philip DeJones: they’re turning the frogs stupid, stupid.

    • @Dave_of_Mordor
      @Dave_of_Mordor 4 года назад +1

      @Quentin Styger it changes the sex of the frogs

    • @Paula-zt9ol
      @Paula-zt9ol 4 года назад +3

      😂🤣🤣

  • @Maddox_Clayne
    @Maddox_Clayne 4 года назад +346

    The issue with Lizzo and the smoothie "cleanse" is that detox diets and foods do not ever exist. Water is what your body needs to detox. These smoothies and teas cause you to urinate more, or give you diarrhea. They cause your body to lose more water and become dehydrated. It's legitimately dangerous at times because people think they need to do this as a meal replacer or as a good alternative and people with dietary needs and deficiencies can become seriously unwell.

    • @cheyannelaliberte2731
      @cheyannelaliberte2731 4 года назад +33

      Not to mention it isn't regulated by the FDA

    • @ramshaimam
      @ramshaimam 4 года назад +51

      Absolutely. I feel like people are getting confused as to why folks are mad about Lizzo doing this. It's not that she wants to lose weight, it's that she's trying to lose weight through something as dangerous as a juice cleanse. Not to mention Lizzo is pretty damn athletic considering she was able to sing, dance, and play flute during concerts and performances pre-pandemic. I was pretty surprised when I heard about this because I was under the impression that Lizzo was already healthy.

    • @ehsan_kia
      @ehsan_kia 4 года назад +21

      Yep, anything that claims to work better than basic "Calorie in, calorie out" is pretty much BS. Just eat a reasonable amount.

    • @crackkillspuppies
      @crackkillspuppies 4 года назад +19

      Wouldn't it depend on the diet? I'm not talking about these teas that influencers promote, but actual veggie and some fruit smoothies that you make yourself. Those have high water content and if you drink water in addition to that, for a short amount of time it can help you sort of reset your body in a sense. Obviously, it isn't sustainable long-term and you can slowly reintroduce (healthy) foods.

    • @Maddox_Clayne
      @Maddox_Clayne 4 года назад +10

      @@crackkillspuppies I'm going to practice this by saying that I'm not a dietitian or a nutritionist, but fruits actually aren't that great for you. They are loaded with sugar in general. The timeline, for Liz's weight loss, basically just coincides with her getting back on the diet that she had crafted with a dietitian and a nutritionist. things like salt and fats and grease and oil, they take about 5 to 10 days to get out of your system. At least that's my understanding. So it makes sense that if she went back on her diet, and then 10 days later she looks great, which she does, that she would have some sort of result. And if the only thing that she changed was that she added a smoothie, I can see how it would be the reasonable thought of " this was the only thing I did different, so this must be the change in ". I'm not shaming her for getting back on her diet, or getting her body to a place where she feels and looks like she wants. I love lizzo because of how body positive she is! But Smoothies and diet teas, they don't do as much for your body as sticking to a diet and sticking to an exercise plan, which she has the time and money to do because that's just the nature of being a celebrity. You're paid on royalties not a weekly wage.. whether she means two or not, she is using her platform to promote diet tea or smoothie type things. Not that she's doing it maliciously, because I do genuinely think that she is a good-hearted person. But fans can be extremely impressionable, and I think the hardest job of anyone in the public eye is to use your platform safely.

  • @Taveren
    @Taveren 4 года назад +361

    "I feel like a bad bitch" said in a natural genuine voice is the funniest thing to me.

    • @MsBigact
      @MsBigact 4 года назад +1

      Why is it funny?

    • @barcrafty817
      @barcrafty817 4 года назад +3

      @@MsBigact because it's ironic. Google it since you need everything spoon fed it seems

    • @MsBigact
      @MsBigact 4 года назад +61

      @@barcrafty817 I was just asking a question out of curiosity, which wasn't even aimed at you, so I dont understand the hostility.

    • @SerenityM54L2SAM5L5N1
      @SerenityM54L2SAM5L5N1 4 года назад +26

      @@barcrafty817 If Googling is what everyone should do to get an answer to a question, comment sections would be redundant. Think a little.

    • @aarishowton8037
      @aarishowton8037 4 года назад +1

      Serenity Comment sections are mostly used for, uh, commenting, not asking questions.

  • @deebow_fat
    @deebow_fat 4 года назад +60

    Please, don't ever do a close up on Mitch McConnell's mouth ever again.

  • @spectacularxstars
    @spectacularxstars 4 года назад +466

    As a native southerner, this intro was deeply impressive and terrifying.

    • @shoonger001
      @shoonger001 4 года назад +11

      "Native"? Y'all white people really want to be us...

    • @TicklishCrown
      @TicklishCrown 4 года назад +68

      @@shoonger001 Bruh. “Native southerner” means born and raised in the south, not that they’re Native and southern

    • @miah5561
      @miah5561 4 года назад +17

      @@shoonger001 🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @biouyb5828
      @biouyb5828 4 года назад +22

      @@shoonger001 No need to start an argument for argument's sake.

    • @casuallykye5985
      @casuallykye5985 4 года назад +12

      @@shoonger001 bruh calm down- they were just acknowledging that they were born in the south, there's no need.

  • @MihirGuptaOfficial
    @MihirGuptaOfficial 4 года назад +350

    "state rights! And specifically I'm speaking of the state of denial." - Philip D'America
    Im dead lol

    • @MiningwithPudding
      @MiningwithPudding 4 года назад +2

      Thought he was going to say the state of Texas.

    • @SynterraSteen
      @SynterraSteen 4 года назад

      @@MiningwithPudding same same

    • @Trr1ppy
      @Trr1ppy 4 года назад

      Im a trump supporter and what can I say good comedy is good comedy

  • @carinavelasquez3202
    @carinavelasquez3202 4 года назад +473

    The Alex Jones impression was what I needed today

    • @AikiraBeats
      @AikiraBeats 4 года назад +3

      Right that was spot on

    • @UnpleasantAlex
      @UnpleasantAlex 4 года назад +4

      The problem is that his voice impersonates Alex Jones, but his words impersonate David Icke. He really should pick one and stick to it. Alex Jones hates David Icke and thinks he's a nutjob...doesn't believe any of the crap he spouts.

    • @FastBowtie388
      @FastBowtie388 4 года назад +7

      @@UsernamerAlreadyTakn right.... because the frogs are being turned gay! Go buy some of his vitamins and piss off

    • @asoingbob5322
      @asoingbob5322 4 года назад +2

      @@FastBowtie388 atrazine is real just sayin

    • @FastBowtie388
      @FastBowtie388 4 года назад +1

      @@asoingbob5322 Half the foods you eat are either contaminated or dangerous.
      Ever read up on the effects of soybeans and estrogen levels? It ranges anywhere from don't worry about it too... it's giving men boobs. :-/ The term Non GMO is almost hilarious... ever see a wild chicken? How about wild corn growing in a ditch? Ever see a wild pig like there on farms?
      None of these things exist in nature.... NONE!
      Still won't see me taking Alex Jones seriously. He's a con artist pumping his base up to promote his own products and benefit himself

  • @IWatchedTheWorldBurn
    @IWatchedTheWorldBurn 4 года назад +61

    As hilarious as a "Philip DeMerica" spinoff would be. I'm concerned about the audience it would attract. People that unironically agree with the over-the-top blind extremist caricature, not understanding that it is a parody of that very type of person.
    ...On second thought, that could be a huge un-tapped market for merch sales. Even racist bigots' have money, better it go to Phil than an Alex Jones or some hate group.
    Even better, what if during the DeMerica show you explicitly state that all profits from merch sales will go directly to charities they would normally oppose. i.e. Tran/LGBT+ rights, BLM groups, Gun violence prevention, or any other group the "DeMerica's" of the world would normally denounce. It could be one big inside joke, helping the greater good in the process.

    • @7ORD6ANTI
      @7ORD6ANTI 4 года назад +3

      You've heard of Filthy Frank walkin to the Bank
      Now get ready for Phillip D'Amurrica baggin that Sharp Chedda'

    • @seliamila1005
      @seliamila1005 4 года назад +1

      *nods* agree

    • @LCInfantry
      @LCInfantry 4 года назад

      You need Jesus.

  • @sarahviola3942
    @sarahviola3942 4 года назад +326

    that intro punched me in the face, spit on me, and said AMERICA FIRST

    • @barcrafty817
      @barcrafty817 4 года назад +13

      You liked it tho. 🤔

    • @SpaceDuckQuack
      @SpaceDuckQuack 4 года назад +13

      @@barcrafty817 who didnt

    • @katymaloney
      @katymaloney 4 года назад +2

      @@barcrafty817 I did! And I'm canadian, I'm sure that to someone, that means something. xD

    • @barcrafty817
      @barcrafty817 4 года назад

      @@SpaceDuckQuack perfect name for you since things go over your head

    • @SpaceDuckQuack
      @SpaceDuckQuack 4 года назад +2

      @@barcrafty817 you- you can't be serious. You doughnut, I was saying "who didn't like it" like holy fuck talk about missing the joke

  • @SuperSaf
    @SuperSaf 4 года назад +639

    That intro 😂👏🏽

    • @reemaalmu9172
      @reemaalmu9172 4 года назад

      Bri'sh

    • @reemaalmu9172
      @reemaalmu9172 4 года назад

      You have no place on the freedom couch

    • @e735star
      @e735star 4 года назад +1

      that intro needs to be played at least weekly 😂 😂 😂

    • @AG-xlr
      @AG-xlr 4 года назад

      You’re everywhere Saf

    • @JACKTHETRIXTER
      @JACKTHETRIXTER 4 года назад

      YES!!! That is why I subscribed so many years ago...

  • @serratedwarstep
    @serratedwarstep 4 года назад +339

    Paul is delusional. He's never fought in the pro circuit. Getting wins on random amateurs has inflated his ego way too much.

    • @mattfromeurope
      @mattfromeurope 4 года назад +47

      And that's exactly why watching him get his face stuffed would be so entertaining.

    • @rackneh
      @rackneh 4 года назад +4

      I'm so down to watch Dana absolutely demolish him xDD

    • @joshuasvensson5448
      @joshuasvensson5448 4 года назад +4

      He used to be a boxer, then was a very well respected boxing coach before the founders of ufc contacted him to join their organization.

    • @LaddRusso91
      @LaddRusso91 4 года назад

      Don't take it seriously

    • @user-sb3yt2xl6x
      @user-sb3yt2xl6x 4 года назад +9

      @@mattfromeurope nah, he's taking the spotlight away from people who's entire life revolves around combat sport, ppl who train daily and are determined to make it. We shouldn't give him any attention, Conor should spar him, and thats it. Sick of the fucking clown of a man.

  • @katebeckinsnail910
    @katebeckinsnail910 4 года назад +9

    The body positivity movement is one of the most toxic movements I've seen online. When I was fat , people were trying to keep me fat, instead of cheering me on for wanting to better myself.

    • @jamescanjuggle
      @jamescanjuggle 4 года назад +1

      That's fucked up.

    • @zakurn1086
      @zakurn1086 4 года назад +1

      These kinds of movements don't care about you, they care about having you around as a front and a propagator for their policies and goals, if you do not allign, they will attack you visciously, even if it is contradictory.

  • @codenamejaz644
    @codenamejaz644 4 года назад +562

    Phil DaMerica: sponsored by Halls cough drops!

  • @tatianarodriguez8963
    @tatianarodriguez8963 4 года назад +347

    At this point, I'd be so okay never hearing Jake's or Logan's name.

    • @e13kid
      @e13kid 4 года назад +23

      At this point? Most of us felt that way in 2017.

    • @dominiquerichard1342
      @dominiquerichard1342 4 года назад +11

      Phil just needs to stop talking about him. any publicity is good publicity

    • @bennetcatchpole
      @bennetcatchpole 4 года назад +2

      Word, but also love to hate em

    • @SonjaTheJinx
      @SonjaTheJinx 4 года назад

      I legit still don't know which is which.

    • @thedoomnegotiator9693
      @thedoomnegotiator9693 4 года назад

      @Jaz P Well, moreso than Jake at least

  • @nowshowjj
    @nowshowjj 4 года назад +446

    Solarwinds: “I am never gonna financially recover from this.”

  • @swagalicious117
    @swagalicious117 4 года назад +38

    Putin: "How many computers did we hack?"
    Russian Intelligence: "Yes."

  • @Darksomnium
    @Darksomnium 4 года назад +402

    After the last 4 years i almost lost faith in this country, but that opening has fully turned me into a true patriot, where do i sign up to invade antifa?!

    • @myfriendn8794
      @myfriendn8794 4 года назад +3

      Big fan of the channel! Cool to see you here

    • @badboje6040
      @badboje6040 4 года назад +3

      love ur work

    • @momobobo5430
      @momobobo5430 4 года назад +4

      Literally was listening to you all this morning. Thank you for helping me get through every day:) ((I'm gonna watch every video on ur channel at this point. I'm already 2 years back))

    • @Darksomnium
      @Darksomnium 4 года назад +2

      @@myfriendn8794 thank you! :D

    • @Darksomnium
      @Darksomnium 4 года назад +3

      @@momobobo5430oh thank you so much :)

  • @KaneAndPia
    @KaneAndPia 4 года назад +1006

    This accent is amazing

    • @TihetrisWeathersby
      @TihetrisWeathersby 4 года назад +15

      Reminds me of Alex Jones

    • @GhostlyTekk
      @GhostlyTekk 4 года назад +21

      @@TihetrisWeathersby pretty sure that was the entire joking

    • @arandomnamegoeshere
      @arandomnamegoeshere 4 года назад +1

      It's talent. I want Phil on my D&D podcast.

    • @BenjiManTV
      @BenjiManTV 4 года назад

      😂

    • @Psychol-Snooper
      @Psychol-Snooper 4 года назад +4

      He should make an Alex Jones satire channel. It would probably surpass this channel.
      I'd watch it and I'm taking cough medicine just from watching him.

  • @ReclusiveEagle
    @ReclusiveEagle 4 года назад +41

    Body positivity crowd: "You are beautiful no matter what shape you are!"
    Also Body Positivity crowd: "HOW DARE YOU DO SOMETHING FOR YOURSELF THAT POSITIVELY AFFECTS YOUR BODY, APPEARANCE AND SENSE OF SELFWORTH AND VALIDATION"

    • @TheTinkili
      @TheTinkili 4 года назад +1

      That's why I like the term "Body Equality" way better.

    • @ac2395
      @ac2395 4 года назад

      Because it's not really body positivity. It's ALMOST like a fat supremacy group.

    • @TheTinkili
      @TheTinkili 4 года назад

      @@mogensgallardo3288 Because whatever they are doing there while claiming to be body positive, is not positive at all. What they did was negative. So I guess I don't wanna be associated with them, but because they are the loudest, as the bad sheep sadly are, as soon as I would somewhere mention I was body positive I would be put in one kettle with them. Besides, treating all bodies equal should be the main goal. I guess. Idk.

  • @JennyNobody
    @JennyNobody 4 года назад +66

    my husband and I are wondering if you ever tell your wife that she’s been “Philled in!”

    • @17517319
      @17517319 4 года назад +3

      I believe if I remember right Micheal Buckley or another groomsmen made that joke in his speech at their wedding 😂

    • @JennyNobody
      @JennyNobody 4 года назад +2

      @@17517319 no frigging way! That's amazing!

    • @jamescanjuggle
      @jamescanjuggle 4 года назад +3

      Oh my fucking god😂 Jenny give you and your husband a high five from this internet stranger😂

    • @arianastark1901
      @arianastark1901 4 года назад +1

      I really need to know this now

  • @Brownyman
    @Brownyman 4 года назад +162

    I lost it when your "Alex Jones accent" started fading in and out in the middle of the intro LOL XD

  • @crocsqueen1474
    @crocsqueen1474 4 года назад +103

    For the Lizzo situation:
    I dont feel like she was trying to tell people to go on any unhealthy diets- she was more like "hey, I talked with a nutritionist to make myself feel better. Dont do these things without research."
    I think people saw "detox" and we are so surrounded by diet culture that they equated her story to celebrities promoting the unhealthy diets
    I'm an overweight person- always have been always will be.
    I think her posts were misinterpreted by a lot of people
    Edit: when you listen to her explanation of what her goal was and why she was doing it, it makes sense that she was actually balancing out the bacteria in her intestines- too much bad bacteria can cause issues and a lot of people deal with this. Fruit smoothies are actually great for this issue.
    Idk how bad it was for Lizzo to go to this extreme, but I'm glad she is feeling better.

    • @Spy11357
      @Spy11357 4 года назад +22

      No dietician would ever recommend a juice cleanse/detox diet. They don’t work, period. People were more upset because she herself probably did no research, then talked about it in a way that would help all her problems, and the BP group is filled with both gym junkies and well food junkies. Gym junkies were mad for the false information, and food junkies were mad because she was trying to “get healthy” and dieting will result in weight loss

    • @crocsqueen1474
      @crocsqueen1474 4 года назад +4

      @@Spy11357 idk, she said she was working with a nutritionist
      And her whole thing wasnt to lose weight so much as it was her wanting to feel better since she has gastrointestinal problems and that

    • @Spy11357
      @Spy11357 4 года назад +15

      @@crocsqueen1474 like i said, no proper dietitian would ever recommend juice cleanses. Your body automatically detoxes with water. It’s just useless fodder

    • @jennyav9814
      @jennyav9814 4 года назад +17

      For people with gastrointestinal issues nutritionists can recommend a specific temporary restriction or different foods or solid foods in order to determine the cause or to "rest" the digestive system.
      It's not like Lizzie said "this is how I live from now on". She did it via recommendation and supervision by a professional.
      People giving her shit for the wrong reason.

    • @crocsqueen1474
      @crocsqueen1474 4 года назад +12

      @@Spy11357 idk what to tell you- you and I are not in the conversations with her nutritionist. She has no reason to lie about this.
      She had stomach issues she wanted to fix, she wasnt going in with the goal to lose weight. She just wanted to feel better
      People are over reacting and need to spread education rather than shame lizzo for doing what she felt she needed to do to get healthier.

  • @ladysuznuk
    @ladysuznuk 4 года назад +151

    I love Lizzo, but I can’t stand ppl promoting juice cleanses. They just don’t work and it’s total BS.

    • @FS-qk5uq
      @FS-qk5uq 4 года назад +8

      And dangerous

    • @maevedoyle2634
      @maevedoyle2634 4 года назад

      Totally agree

    • @phil6748
      @phil6748 4 года назад +11

      If her nutritionist said it was okay y’all should let her live. She’s not promoting skinny or flat tummy tea, she’s not sponsored.

    • @sphakamisozondi
      @sphakamisozondi 4 года назад +5

      The body has two powerful organs that cleanse your body. The liver and a pair of kidneys. All u need to do is... Drink an acceptable amount of water. Thats it. And this is not a jab at her, or those who choose to drink them. Power to them.

    • @wthwasthat8884
      @wthwasthat8884 4 года назад +12

      @@phil6748 Fair enough but if the person telling her it was okay calls herself a nutritionist then it's clear she's being scammed. Anyone can claim to be a nutritionist. Dietician is the legally protected term and most dieticians will advise heavily against juice cleanses.

  • @Shermansart
    @Shermansart 4 года назад +83

    Lizzo: looks after her own health
    The internet: “how dare you”

    • @samh7206
      @samh7206 4 года назад +12

      It's not about that. Shes allowed to do whatever she wants with her body. The problem is the promotes a detox cleanse to lots and lots of people with an ED. She just explained why she did it after the fact, and at first with the before and after pictures it looked like a weight loss thing.

    • @kjlandon9140
      @kjlandon9140 4 года назад +10

      you have to careful with those detox cleanses. that’s the first step to an ED. A large amount of obese patients end up with severe eating disorders, you have to be really careful

    • @TheArceusftw
      @TheArceusftw 4 года назад +5

      @@kjlandon9140 Isn't the whole "Detoxes lead to eating disorders" thing yet just annother excuse to not put in the effort to lose weight? I mean, I understand getting hooked on these quick fixes can lead to disaster, but... Kinda leading on the slippery slope fallacy there ain't'cha? (Oh and this is NOT me trying to rationalize stuff like Body shaming, or putting ones faith into alternative medicines.)

    • @Eshajori
      @Eshajori 4 года назад +2

      @@kjlandon9140 News flash: Obese patients already have eating disorders. You're operating under a logical fallacy. Many people with binge-eating or other weight-gain issues will attempt juice cleanses in the hopes of some miracle cure, which doesn't help, but it's not what CAUSES the disorder. They were already struggling. Correlation =/= Causation.

    • @kjlandon9140
      @kjlandon9140 4 года назад +2

      @@TheArceusftw no doctor or personal trainer recommends this stuff
      Juice cleanses are the easiest way to loose weight. You just shit it out like sorry to be graphic
      You’re not loosing weight.

  • @jovitadosch5428
    @jovitadosch5428 4 года назад +306

    I was curious how long you could maintain the Alex Jones voice.

    • @korubi_eCSTatic
      @korubi_eCSTatic 4 года назад +3

      Right omg, I wonder if Phil ever listens to Knowledge Fight...

    • @VoidHeart1
      @VoidHeart1 4 года назад +2

      You mean Philip dAmerica

    • @naomi.105
      @naomi.105 4 года назад

      @@VoidHeart1 😂😂😂

  • @brittanypotter7670
    @brittanypotter7670 4 года назад +133

    I saw his tweet about a surprise guest that he doesn’t agree with. I definitely didn’t expect Philip DaMerica.

  • @Yarelgg
    @Yarelgg 4 года назад +242

    There’s no reason to bring Connor’s wife into it. PoS move by Jake Paul.

    • @Cheshiremd
      @Cheshiremd 4 года назад +84

      So, regular move for one of the Paul brothers

    • @user-wr9xm4zq2r
      @user-wr9xm4zq2r 4 года назад +67

      @@puesbien "not your cup of tea"?? its just a fucked up thing to say

    • @spankymcanus999
      @spankymcanus999 4 года назад +3

      Didn’t Connor say some shit about khabibs wife?

    • @Yarelgg
      @Yarelgg 4 года назад +31

      @@spankymcanus999 two wrongs don’t make a right.

    • @spankymcanus999
      @spankymcanus999 4 года назад

      @@Yarelgg still both of them are jack asses without morals jake didn’t do anything special or offensive in the video that Connor or other fighters haven’t done a million times over

  • @RextheRebel
    @RextheRebel 4 года назад +25

    Uh, Mitch McConnel is a turtle, not a lizard.

    • @marsrigger2641
      @marsrigger2641 4 года назад +1

      thank you, this is lizard people anti propaganda

  • @lovejray
    @lovejray 4 года назад +222

    I was thinking "imagine if your didn't know Philly D and watched the first minute of the video with no context" 😳😳😳🤣

  • @BrandEver117
    @BrandEver117 4 года назад +330

    My only complaint about Lizzo is that she is promoting pseudoscientific BS "cleanses."

    • @magiv4205
      @magiv4205 4 года назад +41

      Exactly, criticise the right things please

    • @athomsfere
      @athomsfere 4 года назад +23

      My thought as well. You do you, but don't do an unhealthy cleanse. If you want change, make a real change!

    • @veryokbri
      @veryokbri 4 года назад +15

      @@athomsfere She's doing a lot more than just a cleanse. Please don't assume she's doing 1 thing, when she has regularly shown herself working out and speaking about her health. SMH

    • @user-sb3yt2xl6x
      @user-sb3yt2xl6x 4 года назад +1

      She's also so full of herself (no pun intended) props to her for losing weight cuz watching that thing dance at the NBA game without any pants on in front of kids was traumatic.

    • @SynterraSteen
      @SynterraSteen 4 года назад +25

      @@veryokbri no one should be doing cleanses

  • @Patter
    @Patter 4 года назад +174

    I'm no American but God dang I'm feeling that FREEDOM

    • @barcrafty817
      @barcrafty817 4 года назад

      We know you're not American. Redundant much?

  • @jaymcg4563
    @jaymcg4563 4 года назад +49

    The intelligence hack is the most alarming thing I've heard in a while and this is the first I'm hearing about it.

    • @Sexpizza
      @Sexpizza 4 года назад +1

      That's because the Trump admin buried it for 8 months lmao.

  • @SpaceDuckQuack
    @SpaceDuckQuack 4 года назад +228

    God bless Philip James DeMurica. Doin the Lord's work. *aggressively salutes*
    Edit: 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🦅fuck yeah

    • @dippin4dots
      @dippin4dots 4 года назад +5

      You forgot to put seventeen american flags in this comment.

    • @sapcohler5452
      @sapcohler5452 4 года назад +2

      @@dippin4dots He also forgot orange man bad though..

    • @loleo123
      @loleo123 4 года назад +1

      QUACK!

    • @Tustin2121
      @Tustin2121 4 года назад +1

      I saw “aggressively salutes” and my mind supplied as illustration that meme of the dude who salutes at his computer and then bursts into tears.

    • @SpaceDuckQuack
      @SpaceDuckQuack 4 года назад

      @@dippin4dots my apologies, im editing it now.

  • @Rerbun
    @Rerbun 4 года назад +123

    US: "It must have been the Russians"
    Russia: "Russia does not conduct offensive cyber operations"
    Understandable. Have a great day

    • @kameronjones7139
      @kameronjones7139 4 года назад +8

      Yeah I wonder how many people will believe the Russian's statement

    • @MrMediadirect
      @MrMediadirect 4 года назад +10

      Mainstream media would never accuse China lol Xi forbid they slander China's name

    • @060525
      @060525 4 года назад +4

      I mean it's he said-she said. As someone who speaks both Russian and English and watches media from both the US and Russia, I prefer to just not believe anyone :)

    • @harrivastamaki
      @harrivastamaki 4 года назад +17

      Well to be fair, I trust the Russian statement only slightly less than I trust any statement from the US intelligence agencies

    • @agentsmidt3209
      @agentsmidt3209 4 года назад

      It would be weird when if is the NSA is the one who infiltrated the Russian agencies and unknowingly end up infiltrating American agencies. They snooped so hard and ended up at their backyard.

  • @Verlarn
    @Verlarn 4 года назад +313

    I don't wanna see McConnell's face jiggles.

    • @Appreciation-Community
      @Appreciation-Community 4 года назад +4

      Remember that scene in jurassic Park near the end where the raptor lifts its head up from under the clear plastic sheet and snarls at the group. Thats what he looks like. Right now you're thinking WTF is this guy talking about. But once you see it, you can unsee it.

    • @championofwits4621
      @championofwits4621 4 года назад

      It is said to star in the next horror movie

  • @AWren-mh2zx
    @AWren-mh2zx 4 года назад +1

    Phil, the problem with what Lizzo did is that she pushes for body positivity, but then all of a sudden jumps headfirst into diet culture (she got the detox from an infamous "lose weight fast doctor"). And then posts a before and after photo, which is always used for weight loss or showing off body changes after a fad diet. For Lizzo, who is popular in the eating disorder world by pushing against society telling people they have to be skinny to have worth, who then participates in a dangerous fad diet, it is kind of a slap in the face. HOWEVER! Lizzo is human too, and we all fall back into diet culture every now and again. She should not be hated or canceled for doing what she did. I think she deserves some empathy. It's problematic because she is so popular, and hopefully younger girls don't get the idea to do a drink detox.
    Also also, even if she didn't do it for weight (which she didn't, from what I can see), I think she needs to put a disclaimer. As a famous person whose words carry much further, she unfortunately has to be somewhat careful with what she puts out there, especially being in the body positivity space.

  • @silentwisperer
    @silentwisperer 4 года назад +535

    best intro in the world lol

    • @eddiescuderi6415
      @eddiescuderi6415 4 года назад +2

      Hey thanks for the tutorials lol nice to see you here

    • @SickOfTheWorldXD
      @SickOfTheWorldXD 4 года назад +1

      Did not expect to see you here! Good to see you too enjoy the Philly D.
      Also, great work with the advent calendar!

    • @Dr3z02
      @Dr3z02 4 года назад +1

      His impression was spot on 😂

    • @Mmarllllllllll
      @Mmarllllllllll 4 года назад +2

      Doesn’t make up for how horribly biased Phil is... very sad

    • @hillbillypowpow
      @hillbillypowpow 4 года назад

      He even saluted with his left hand like a true dummy

  • @TuberoseKisser
    @TuberoseKisser 4 года назад +83

    People think that body positivity means bullying anyone wanting to take care of their bodies.

    • @Mirality
      @Mirality 4 года назад +19

      That's because most people want to use that phrase as justification for their own bad habits, and hate thinking of themselves as hypocrites.

    • @sdf592
      @sdf592 4 года назад +9

      How is BS "detox" and disordered eating taking care of your body?

    • @Fitz1993
      @Fitz1993 4 года назад

      @@sdf592 That's irelevant, she did it because she 'wanted' to take care of her body. Whether she was successful or not has nothing to do with the conversation lol...

    • @victorcates9330
      @victorcates9330 4 года назад

      Body positivity sounds like a nice idea, but it's maybe a little binary. Rejecting standards aesthetics as a means of measuring worth doesn't require that you have to adopt an absolutist standard of loving yourself as you are. There are alternatives. If you enjoy perfect dignity and esteem just for existing, then dignity isn't attached to enacting an agenda or serving the people you care about. If you have stuff going on, then you'd pragmatically want a body that survives your 40s to see it out. So there isn't just shame vs acceptance. Maybe pragmatism is a better game.

  • @DefNoodles
    @DefNoodles 4 года назад +270

    lol at the beginning

    • @lpscupcakesprinkles
      @lpscupcakesprinkles 4 года назад +2

      Wow! Didnt think I would see you here!

    • @DefNoodles
      @DefNoodles 4 года назад +10

      @@lpscupcakesprinkles lol I love Phil 😊

    • @bakedtofu420
      @bakedtofu420 4 года назад +3

      i always watch both you and phil every day lol esp on my work breaks :-p

    • @bakedtofu420
      @bakedtofu420 4 года назад +1

      i always watch both you and phil every day lol esp on my work breaks :-p

    • @nicanonymus2491
      @nicanonymus2491 4 года назад +3

      Hi Dennis ❤️

  • @wtflolmau
    @wtflolmau 4 года назад +14

    i don't like paul either but nunes is a straight up killer, the boy would never recover. dana's offer is just cruel.

  • @thelemonoftroy
    @thelemonoftroy 4 года назад +87

    The Lizzo thing is more so about the fact that she’s spouting misinformation and promoting crash dieting as opposed to better long term decisions.

    • @weakassnerd
      @weakassnerd 4 года назад +26

      Yes thank you!! There's so many people in the comments saying she's doing things to be healthy and it's scary to see. 'Juice cleansing' is awful

    • @Subrees
      @Subrees 4 года назад +22

      It is still her body. If stupid people mimic her and get hurt that is on them. Stop feeding a culture of lack of personal accountability.

    • @Paulinhanunesm
      @Paulinhanunesm 4 года назад +7

      It is still dumb to treat her like a different person bc of a dumb decision.

    • @originalsaplings
      @originalsaplings 4 года назад +14

      Yessss.
      Obviously she can do whatever she likes to, like anyone else. But diet culture is real, and pushing smoothie or juice cleanses is not safe. It's frustrating because she's someone who has shown how to care for yourself long-term. Yeah, you can have harder months, but that does not mean you need to smoothie cleanse to 'make it right', "get back to where you were". She was there because she was doing her thing. This smoothie cleanse, has not publicly been her thing before.

    • @ew275x
      @ew275x 4 года назад +13

      @@Subrees She has a big audience, platform and influence and I think it's really irresponsible to promote dangerous and unhealthy diets.

  • @parkerrailton9774
    @parkerrailton9774 4 года назад +219

    We need a Philip DeMurica section in every episode.

  • @pdkup
    @pdkup 4 года назад +192

    I feel like everyone wants to see more of Philip DaMerica.

  • @kawh8719
    @kawh8719 4 года назад +4

    After playing EVE online, I have realized one should NEVER underestimate Russians when it comes to cyber security.

  • @Erinski
    @Erinski 4 года назад +49

    Finding it harder and harder to which story the "DISGUSTING!" applies to. I'll just assume it's the Jake Paul one.

  • @SoozannasaurusRex
    @SoozannasaurusRex 4 года назад +118

    I think Jake Paul needs to be careful speaking that way about Dee Devlin. He needs to understand the wrath of an Irish woman

  • @HopefulWriter14
    @HopefulWriter14 4 года назад +242

    NOT PHILIP DEMERICA LMFAOOO

  • @mr.munger
    @mr.munger 4 года назад +13

    We definitely don't need to insult and degrade people for being over weight, but we also shouldn't support and praise it.

  • @crocsqueen1474
    @crocsqueen1474 4 года назад +40

    The hacking story makes me feel like I'm a background character in an action movie

  • @BumbleBaum
    @BumbleBaum 4 года назад +83

    The Lizzo thing is such a non story, the internet should leave her tf alone

    • @runawaypacman
      @runawaypacman 4 года назад +6

      I agree she can't catch a break

    • @chikid8645
      @chikid8645 4 года назад +1

      She's selling a BS product, there a real reason this time

    • @BumbleBaum
      @BumbleBaum 4 года назад +3

      @@chikid8645 what was she selling? No one mentioned that

    • @chikid8645
      @chikid8645 4 года назад

      @@BumbleBaum detox smoothies, they're bogus

    • @BumbleBaum
      @BumbleBaum 4 года назад +1

      @@chikid8645 doesn’t matter, she’s not trying to sell anyone on anything. Lots more people would be defending her right to her diet if she was a white skinny chick

  • @KalikAP01
    @KalikAP01 4 года назад +177

    Coulda done without the slo-mo closeup of McConnell's jowls quivering.

  • @Hasebook
    @Hasebook 4 года назад +2

    I wasn't ready Phil 😭 😂🤣 that intro had me dying! "Give. Me. A Break."

  • @eggplantboi5481
    @eggplantboi5481 4 года назад +78

    Imagine this is the first Philip DeFranco show you've ever watched and this is what you're introduced with LOL

    • @karlosiouk
      @karlosiouk 4 года назад +1

      It is for me lol

    • @smsdot
      @smsdot 4 года назад

      Let's hope it breaks through 'alternative fraud'-reality

    • @Cjbman
      @Cjbman 4 года назад +1

      @@karlosiouk welcome to the family

    • @karlosiouk
      @karlosiouk 4 года назад

      @@Cjbman Thanks :D

  • @randomhuman5768
    @randomhuman5768 4 года назад +130

    Jake Paul would win a boxing fight against Amanda Nunes.

    • @shoonger001
      @shoonger001 4 года назад +9

      Why? Nunes is a fucking beast.

    • @amyshort5625
      @amyshort5625 4 года назад +18

      @@shoonger001 because he'll be humiliated.

    • @user-wk5tx2xd1g
      @user-wk5tx2xd1g 4 года назад +3

      I love amanda! Did you know that her and Nina were going to fight? Just for fun but it didn't happen because Nina got pregnant before they did it. I'm hoping that Nina and Amanda come back at least one more time for that fight they didn't do together! 💜

    • @ScruffyLyon
      @ScruffyLyon 4 года назад +6

      I prefer she didn't knock him out. Give us 25 minutes of her beating the shit out of him like the Felicia Spencer fight.

    • @user-wk5tx2xd1g
      @user-wk5tx2xd1g 4 года назад +4

      @@ScruffyLyon yes please no 30-second instant knockout even though that's probably what she is capable of

  • @zacksawyer7748
    @zacksawyer7748 4 года назад +60

    I think the lizzo thing is odd. If she is proud of herself, and she isn't hurting anyone, then I think it's good that she's proud of herself!

    • @Subrees
      @Subrees 4 года назад +16

      Truuu! It is disgusting that so asshats think that they should be able to tell anyone what they can and can't do with and to someone else's body.

    • @AikiraBeats
      @AikiraBeats 4 года назад +11

      Yeah it's because people have nothing better to do but they see her as a easy target

    • @Rareknightking
      @Rareknightking 4 года назад +5

      I agree, I don't like Lizzo (at least her music so excuse for me for being ignorant on her as I don't much from her besides that) but I think she doesn't deserve the hate and should be proud of herself for trying to better herself.

    • @RapidlyLosingBeans
      @RapidlyLosingBeans 4 года назад

      It's because many smoothie diets are bad science. There were medical professionals underneath concerned about her health and what she could be promoting to her young followers. Then the post was deleted before I could figure out much more about what had happened.

  • @TailsClock
    @TailsClock 4 года назад +2

    Lizzo: Don't let others tell you what to do with your body.
    Idiots: Yeah!
    Lizzo: So i'm going on a diet.
    Idiots: NO!
    Did these people genuinely forget that a diet, is someone taking control of their own body? Feels like we're surrounded by a huge cult of hypyochrisy. People that think of themselves as good people are out here bullying a fat woman. Where is the self-awareness?!
    Also damn not a good time for this video. I'm sitting here, fat as heck, eating cookies. Now it has been two months since my last cookie, so this really is just awful timing. But I am super proud of anyone that can work a diet. Eating healthy is easy. I do that. But a diet? Agony. I've not had the will to do that. Which is why I haven't gained a single pound in 7 years. But, I also haven't lost any weight either. Losing weight is not something the body ever lets you feel comfortable doing. The body hates losing weight. Diets are truly proof of a strong will.

    • @kiraslight845
      @kiraslight845 4 года назад

      This isn't putting down the snacks. This is taking something harmful to people.

  • @kaelanirevyruun1676
    @kaelanirevyruun1676 4 года назад +134

    Ok so... cos a big girl wants to do something for her HEALTH, she’s hating her own body... By trying to keep herself alive longer?

    • @user-wk5tx2xd1g
      @user-wk5tx2xd1g 4 года назад +9

      She's one of those negative body positivity people who thinks that skinny people suck and it's better to be fat so now she's just getting a taste of her own medicine with her fans hating her for doing a simple juice cleanse

    • @BoomerKeith1
      @BoomerKeith1 4 года назад +12

      I didn't know "diet culture" was even a thing until I saw that story. How can people possible get upset over someone wanting to be a on diet? Nevermind, it's 2020, people will actively find things to get upset about!

    • @RevRonin7
      @RevRonin7 4 года назад +2

      The body positivity agenda is a psy-op to keep Americans fat, and thus, less capable to fight back.
      Of course the CIA controlled media is going to tell them to shame her :)

    • @originalsaplings
      @originalsaplings 4 года назад +9

      @@BoomerKeith1 people have been rightfully upset about diet culture for a very long time.

    • @eddiescuderi6415
      @eddiescuderi6415 4 года назад +6

      @@RevRonin7 bait lmao

  • @JS44444
    @JS44444 4 года назад +102

    McConnell isn’t a lizard person!!
    He’s a turtle grandpa...
    that’s species-est Phil!!!
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @raelogix
    @raelogix 4 года назад +59

    Phillip saying, “That’s what she said,” gives me reassurance as a 29 year old parent of two, nurse, and person with two undergrad degrees and still says that all the time.

    • @cobravenom1316
      @cobravenom1316 4 года назад +4

      I’m in a similar boat, and I have a feeling I’ll never mature.
      I’m gonna have a shit-eating grin on my face the whole day during my 69th birthday.

    • @emmal7654
      @emmal7654 4 года назад +1

      I still laugh at names like "Mr. Cox" and guys who allow themselves to be called Dick.

  • @Feier_Salamander
    @Feier_Salamander 4 года назад +10

    Funfact: The password that was leaked and lead to the hack of Solarwinds was "solarwinds123"

  • @sriracha_sauce
    @sriracha_sauce 4 года назад +110

    Re: Lizzo
    I dont know her well, I'm not in that scene of celebrities. But if juice cleanses / detoxes / whatever are really the thing people are mad over, people should be *educating* her and not just saying "nooo, this ain't it." From my perspective, the comments I saw looked like they were just shaming her for her decision and from an outside perspective she could have taken that as hate and not genuine criticism. Just a thought for what to do when you criticise your faves.
    Edit; typo

    • @christopherneelyakagoattmo6078
      @christopherneelyakagoattmo6078 4 года назад +17

      Juice cleanses are one step above starvation: with just some vitamins and sugar(fructose.) They can be quite dangerous, especially since 1/3 American adults are pre-diabetic.
      www.cdc.gov/diabetes/library/features/diabetes-stat-report.html#:~:text=34.2%20million%20Americans-just%20over,Asians%20and%20non-Hispanic%20whites.
      Having 90% of your calories coming from sugar, while basically starving yourself is obviously dangerous. Protein is preeminent, but not the endall. Especially, if you are Vit D & C deficient, like 65% of America.

    • @Cove_Blue
      @Cove_Blue 4 года назад +8

      To be fair, there were a lot of people informing her and others that juice cleanses don't cleanse anything and are not healthy but there were also a lot that were mad about "diet culture"

    • @PointB1ank
      @PointB1ank 4 года назад

      I'm not going to listen to poor people for financial advice. Likewise, I'm not going to listen to obese people for nutritional advice.

    • @sarina1234ful
      @sarina1234ful 4 года назад +2

      @@PointB1ank or anorexics

  • @pr.yanshi
    @pr.yanshi 4 года назад +76

    I want Philip d'america to be given a permanent place at the show.. he's clearly deserving of it

    • @srs7593
      @srs7593 4 года назад +2

      Needs a camo hat and a stained white t shirt but yes please.

  • @baligong3592
    @baligong3592 4 года назад +52

    Philip DaMerica has a Burger in 1 hand, and an M16 in the other, with a Suit in the colour of the Flag, and a Star Tie.

  • @saracc5
    @saracc5 4 года назад +6

    Fun fact, the sound bit used for the eagle is actually a hawk (it’s also the same for movies and TV) and eagles don’t actually sound majestic.

  • @jessicadurham
    @jessicadurham 4 года назад +63

    Philip DeMerica would work amazingly on TikTok.

  • @professorpissage
    @professorpissage 4 года назад +116

    Listening to you do that voice made my throat hurt.

  • @Dare2BelieveInMusic
    @Dare2BelieveInMusic 4 года назад +33

    *Phil impersonates Alex Jones ~2 minutes*
    Me: . . . not that I don't LOVE this but is he going to do this the entire time??

  • @dulcieb5557
    @dulcieb5557 4 года назад +8

    I feel like someone being ‘my president’ and ‘the president’ are two different things and conservatives don’t seem to grasp this

  • @virginitaq
    @virginitaq 4 года назад +218

    Huh, sounds like they're putting chemicals in the water

    • @katemattle2135
      @katemattle2135 4 года назад +31

      Oh no! Do you think it will turn the frogs gay?

    • @virginitaq
      @virginitaq 4 года назад +14

      @@katemattle2135 If were not careful it'll turn US gay

    • @avesl1941
      @avesl1941 4 года назад +14

      @@katemattle2135 He was actually almost right there. They’re actually making the frogs hermaphroditic. Watch Okies Weird Story’s Gay Frogs deep dive. Atrazine, a herbicide used in farming has been banned by the EU since 2003 for its effects on the ecosystem and humans.
      Australia (my country) and the US did “internal investigations” and deemed it safe, but no, I highly fucking doubt. Especially since they’ve tried to stop a US scientist, Tyrone Hayes from publicising his findings. Okies Weird Stories actually interviews him. Pretty interesting to look into.

    • @Tigershark_3082
      @Tigershark_3082 4 года назад +7

      @@virginitaq I'm afraid it's already done what you fear. I am become gay

    • @avesl1941
      @avesl1941 4 года назад +1

      m.ruclips.net/video/i5uSbp0YDhc/видео.html

  • @beto.mp3
    @beto.mp3 4 года назад +73

    If only those agencies used nord vpn or express vpn smh🤦‍♂️

    • @duo1666
      @duo1666 4 года назад +1

      Neither of those do jack shit for real privacy, let alone government level privacy.

    • @bear3279
      @bear3279 4 года назад

      @@duo1666 is that true

    • @duo1666
      @duo1666 4 года назад +1

      @@bear3279 It is. The ads that youtubers make for VPNs are not realistic results from using a VPN for privacy. It helps, but if big brother wants to watch, big brother will see everything.

    • @russianhacker258
      @russianhacker258 4 года назад +1

      @@bear3279 the reality is all these government organizations have their own VPN anyway that is handled by their own support staff, VPN, ad blocker, etc. It's standard for most organizations honestly. A VPN does offer good security in terms of communication and shit, in a situation like this no it would not help since privilege was taken due to the Orion software. The attackers essentially had free access to systems.

    • @bear3279
      @bear3279 4 года назад

      @@russianhacker258 @duo1666 thanks i didnt know this & its interesting

  • @kazuichisouda2026
    @kazuichisouda2026 4 года назад +82

    Phil DaMerica: Mitch McConnell is a lizard person.
    Me: Yeah, obviously.

    • @gorrillawarfair
      @gorrillawarfair 4 года назад +8

      Turtles aren't lizards!

    • @Onno_Inada
      @Onno_Inada 4 года назад +2

      @@gorrillawarfair still a reptile tho.

    • @gorrillawarfair
      @gorrillawarfair 4 года назад +1

      @@Onno_Inada yes, but all thumbs are fingers not all fingers are thumbs. Just like not all reptiles are lizards, and McConnell is most definitely either a turtle or tortoise

    • @victoriale2792
      @victoriale2792 4 года назад

      his smile looks sus tbh 👀

  • @dimmingstar
    @dimmingstar 4 года назад +9

    "My throat can't handle this anymore. (That's what she said)"
    I CHOKED LMAO

  • @FirionLeFleur
    @FirionLeFleur 4 года назад +59

    I love the hidden That's What She Said after the throat pain, legit didn't expect it and was laughing too hard.

  • @AmusementLabs
    @AmusementLabs 4 года назад +44

    I need a shirt: "Phillip DaMerica: Candidate for the State of Denial, Warrior of the American Crazy*"
    *Big long crazy nuts disclaimer

  • @joshuam3573
    @joshuam3573 4 года назад +35

    I feel like Phil secretly loves doing the Alex Jones impression

    • @readysteadywhoa
      @readysteadywhoa 4 года назад +2

      Everyone loves a good Alex Jones impression.. probably even Alex Jones

    • @Tiamat951
      @Tiamat951 4 года назад

      It's no secret lol 😂

    • @supergluehotty
      @supergluehotty 4 года назад +1

      Lizard people deep state!

  • @cremonster
    @cremonster 4 года назад +1

    It's crazy how people think they deserve a medal for not eating like shit for a week

    • @emmao6578
      @emmao6578 4 года назад

      What does this have to do with anything?

  • @whitneystarling351
    @whitneystarling351 4 года назад +17

    Conor McGregor is just crazy enough to knock Jake Paul out, have the bell ding, and then just keep wailing on him with people trying to get him off.
    Therefore, I'm in.

    • @capslockbusted
      @capslockbusted 4 года назад

      That would be like watching Gordon Ramsay microwave a bag of pizza rolls. Not that interesting.

  • @itsjustmeandmycats
    @itsjustmeandmycats 4 года назад +84

    The first I’ve heard of the hack.... highly disturbing.

    • @SerenityM54L2SAM5L5N1
      @SerenityM54L2SAM5L5N1 4 года назад +10

      It's been all over the news for 4 days. I suggest following several news sources to get information about wha's happening. There's a whole lot occurring that Phil isn't covering.

    • @zoejones3244
      @zoejones3244 4 года назад +1

      @@SerenityM54L2SAM5L5N1 can I ask where else to get unbiased news stories?

    • @Mariatrieseverything
      @Mariatrieseverything 4 года назад +1

      @@zoejones3244 ... I don't know but I watch both sides and try to decide which one has more evidence and listen to facts not opinions.

    • @epictetus9221
      @epictetus9221 4 года назад

      @@zoejones3244 the intercept dot com

    • @the_gratefulgamer
      @the_gratefulgamer 4 года назад

      SeijiHito

  • @AdamIsUrqed
    @AdamIsUrqed 4 года назад +25

    When Barr jumps ship, you know the swamp is on fire.

  • @aidanhengehold7326
    @aidanhengehold7326 4 года назад +1

    We absolutely need to include more Philip DaMerica come 2021. We need true Democracy. This show needs more true news, not this fake news I've been watching for the last 5 years.

  • @IsyMaxine
    @IsyMaxine 4 года назад +39

    McConnell said that the electoral college "have spoken." No McConnell, the American people have spoken. The electoral college voted to secure the will of the people.

    • @victoriale2792
      @victoriale2792 4 года назад

      that’s bc hes works for them not the people 😝

    • @Not_Ciel
      @Not_Ciel 4 года назад +1

      So....the electoral college has spoken? lol

    • @IsyMaxine
      @IsyMaxine 4 года назад

      🙄🙄🙄

  • @trinityjoseph5129
    @trinityjoseph5129 4 года назад +46

    Philip D'America is my new favorite news host

  • @Nick-78
    @Nick-78 4 года назад +18

    You can’t tell someone “be proud of your body, do what you want” then flame them when they decide to become healthier

  • @S0CD0C
    @S0CD0C 4 года назад +1

    Chappelle is that powerful because he’s already proven he’ll walk away from the money if he doesn’t like the way shit is going.

  • @pulsefel9210
    @pulsefel9210 4 года назад +16

    getting mad at a lady for doing something she wanted...ya sounds like social media 101

  • @12guitargirl10
    @12guitargirl10 4 года назад +33

    I've been here for 5 seconds and I'm more scared of this than getting throat punched

  • @Gunnerblaster
    @Gunnerblaster 4 года назад +46

    As someone in the IT field, cyber warfare is terrifying.

    • @dustinb1070
      @dustinb1070 4 года назад

      Why?

    • @dntthe88
      @dntthe88 4 года назад +1

      @@dustinb1070 because it's sneaky

    • @unlikelysalmon786
      @unlikelysalmon786 4 года назад +6

      @@dustinb1070 So much of our government intelligence and infrastructure is dependent on using the internet, and it has the possibility of being a) breached by people anywhere on earth who are virtually untraceable and b) stolen or sabotaged by entities that would happily cause chaos.
      Edit: see the vaccine data hacks.

    • @barelythere9758
      @barelythere9758 4 года назад

      As someone, cyber warfare is terrifying.

  • @ElleCaszatt
    @ElleCaszatt 4 года назад +1

    Lizzo should have been criticized more for the fact that "juice cleanses" don't work and can be dangerous, not some stupid "betrayal" shite.