If Asian Parents made a DISS TRACK on their Kids

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

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  • @randommanchild112
    @randommanchild112 2 года назад +4386

    "Who's the accident, I say it's YOU"
    Deadass the best rap line I've ever heard

  • @ethanthardy
    @ethanthardy 2 года назад +8972

    I love how the son is vibin and cryin at the same time lmao

    • @jeboshifru
      @jeboshifru 2 года назад

      You probably missed the "dance or I'll kill you" part :D

    • @AlishaOutridge
      @AlishaOutridge 2 года назад +189

      Haha I know right “dance or I kill you” hahaha

    • @brqkenwonder-
      @brqkenwonder- 2 года назад +32

      💀💀

    • @franciskhan3306
      @franciskhan3306 2 года назад +20

      666 likes 😈

    • @ethanthardy
      @ethanthardy 2 года назад +18

      @@franciskhan3306 let's make it to 6969 likes😈

  • @larissatom6910
    @larissatom6910 2 года назад +2394

    Damn, she made him dance to his own diss track. Brutal.

  • @wheleck
    @wheleck Год назад +163

    “this is for all the asians who have a dream. stop dreaming and study” 😂

    • @MrsLadan
      @MrsLadan 4 месяца назад +6

      ".... you STYUUUUPID"

  • @bohemiansusan2897
    @bohemiansusan2897 Год назад +686

    My mother was horrified by the B I got in the 2nd grade and chewed me out for decades. My kids used to think that I was a strict mother, until I invited my mother to come visit. 13 years later, they are still freaked out by her.

    • @jck_4283
      @jck_4283 Год назад +8

      what did she say to them to get freaked out?😂

    • @justlyrics9138
      @justlyrics9138 Год назад +2

      ​@@jck_4283I wanna know too😂😂

    • @bohemiansusan2897
      @bohemiansusan2897 Год назад +53

      @@jck_4283 First morning she screamed at the Mohawks, black nail polish and various colors of hair. Then they wouldn't eat the soup made ad grumbled about kimchi is awful food. Then she rushed to the graded homework and saw a C... All this in the first half hour of my mother. The next week went downhill from there.
      At least I strategically inserted CDs and taking them for rides on my Harley-Davidson so I got in lots of trouble as well. Nevermind that I was in my 40s.
      Get the picture????

    • @scorkmc
      @scorkmc Год назад +11

      ​@@bohemiansusan2897yes, haha😂

    • @ghostbravo7127
      @ghostbravo7127 Год назад +10

      I remember when I told my father I had left my tenure track position at Johns Hopkins to break into the pharmaceutical industry. He spent 2 hours having a mental breakdown trying to figure where he went wrong raising me while berating me, mind you, I was in my mid 30s and already married at this point (to a white woman which only acceptable because in his own words, at least she is a "real" doctor unlike you.) I'm convinced he would have disowned me if he had known I was in an open relationship (and later open marriage) and pansexual nonbinary with male, female and trans partners.

  • @lwxvsd4004
    @lwxvsd4004 2 года назад +5833

    Someone give his mom a Grammy for this bop 👏😂😂😂

    • @janab.2196
      @janab.2196 2 года назад +8

      Ahahaha right 😆😂😂

    • @balaramprasadsatapathy7988
      @balaramprasadsatapathy7988 2 года назад +17

      he is his mom ,so the grammy goes to him

    • @toraryoung
      @toraryoung 2 года назад +4

      This song should get a grammy. Period.

    • @oceanzee2272
      @oceanzee2272 2 года назад +2

      Lol I love it

    • @gamerboi9692
      @gamerboi9692 2 года назад

      Another bop: ruclips.net/video/dr29bul2qPE/видео.html

  • @DruidWithAMustache
    @DruidWithAMustache 2 года назад +4488

    “He don’t get an A plus, he get a B, cus my son a failiure,McDonald’s Employee”
    AYO THIS VERSE IS INASANE WHATTT???

    • @riqzlxx
      @riqzlxx 2 года назад +15

      fr

    • @riqzlxx
      @riqzlxx 2 года назад +22

      @@recitationtohear nah id rather not

    • @madeanaccountjus2say
      @madeanaccountjus2say 2 года назад +37

      my whole childhood summed up in one fire set of bars, like verbatim 🤣😭

    • @xollox3714
      @xollox3714 2 года назад +10

      it goes hard fr fr

    • @PSwish69
      @PSwish69 2 года назад +12

      Timestamp: 0:52

  • @L1te-z
    @L1te-z 2 года назад +976

    I want 10 hour version of this so i can get A+

    • @Kolxya
      @Kolxya 2 года назад +2

      @@recitationtohear BRO

    • @renwinmanoban3575
      @renwinmanoban3575 2 года назад

      Put it on loop

    • @jlero4377
      @jlero4377 2 года назад

      SAME

    • @lolodaamimedude386
      @lolodaamimedude386 2 года назад +2

      How much likes you got rn 420?

    • @L1te-z
      @L1te-z Год назад +1

      @@renwinmanoban3575 That works too but I would have to listen the rap of the Asian failure too

  • @lorimiller6103
    @lorimiller6103 Год назад +66

    Josh, I taught English as a Second Language to Korean Junior High kids for almost 30 years. Of course, I learned a lot about Korean culture, issues, likes, dislikes....anyway, you always nail it right on the head. Your talent floors me as many of my Korean kids' talent gave me great joy. I wish you great happiness and success. You bring me joy and laughter every day. God, you are so talented!!!! Way to go!

  • @Epicnooby123
    @Epicnooby123 Год назад +85

    1:40 was the best part

  • @pandorasbox1658
    @pandorasbox1658 2 года назад +713

    I’m a high school teacher and my top History class is full of kids from Asian backgrounds, and one of my guilty treats for them at the end of the lesson is to watch these fantastic videos. They laugh like mad because they understand. This is their lives!

    • @Rsl-lthylpinsgad
      @Rsl-lthylpinsgad 2 года назад +52

      I'm an asian and in high school myself and this stuff is hilarious too me too
      I think everyone can find this funny! :)

    • @lianarodrigues-almeida7544
      @lianarodrigues-almeida7544 2 года назад +36

      I'm not of Asian descent, I'm Hispanic & Hispanic parents are like this but in a very different way... Like not about grades, school & stuff just like nothing is ever good enough type treatment so I would have loved if when I was in high school I saw these types of videos. I think a lot of different backgrounds can relate to the feeling of being a disappointment, so that's so great that you show these videos to let them have some fun at the end of the lesson!

    • @Rsl-lthylpinsgad
      @Rsl-lthylpinsgad 2 года назад +15

      @@lianarodrigues-almeida7544 true, everyone could feel like being FAILURE

    • @juniorcarrasco3080
      @juniorcarrasco3080 Год назад +3

      ​@@lianarodrigues-almeida7544 I'm also hispanic and I'm still a preteen with Hispanic parents (both from Honduras)

    • @lianarodrigues-almeida7544
      @lianarodrigues-almeida7544 Год назад +2

      @@juniorcarrasco3080 do you ever feel like you're stuck between the American lifestyle and culture and Latino culture? I'm 33 now, but growing up I was very conflicted between what my parents thought was acceptable for a teen to do and what my friends thought & and what I saw all my peers doing around me. I always felt like my parents were disappointed in me and I was just doing what all the other young people were doing at the time. To my parents some of the things that were totally normal for an American teen to do were unacceptable to them, and on the other hand things that my peers would get in trouble for like drinking a little alcohol was totally normal in my home. It was pretty confusing growing up, but now that I'm past the tough teen years I'm very proud of my Latino culture!

  • @StarSystemAndromeda
    @StarSystemAndromeda 2 года назад +1195

    Mommy always threatens to kill failure son but she def killed me with this rap! 💀😂🤣

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 2 года назад +1472

    My brain grew a little after listening to this masterpiece

  • @Hudson-Tsai
    @Hudson-Tsai Год назад +92

    this diss track hits so freaking hard and it's just plain accurate. i was crying while dying of laughter ☠

  • @alexhorncastle9428
    @alexhorncastle9428 Год назад +223

    “Drop the beat B*tch” got me dying 😂

  • @yara22yara
    @yara22yara 2 года назад +426

    "This is for all the asains who have a dream, stop dreaming and study" - ik from the start it was gonna be fire🤣🤣🤣✋🏼 can we have a distrack between asain mom and Karen?

    • @plakativ_b
      @plakativ_b 2 года назад +14

      Or Asian manager dissing Karen

  • @spanishgray
    @spanishgray 2 года назад +787

    "getting da D
    getting da D
    getting da D
    wait what the, hold on hold on..
    you just love the D don't you?"
    *Instant hate face*
    I just lost it at that point 🤣🤣

  • @antease_art
    @antease_art 2 года назад +666

    if u made a 'asian mom dissing karen ' that would be just amazing
    and this one is also a masterpiece XD

    • @theishfrfr
      @theishfrfr 2 года назад

      no asian manager dissing karen

    • @Ayrzens
      @Ayrzens 2 года назад +1

      nah a collab with Robin Gan would be like the dopest thing ever

    • @antease_art
      @antease_art 2 года назад

      @@Ayrzens ikr so true

    • @bphantom01
      @bphantom01 2 года назад +1

      YES PLEASE

    • @alphaomega9626
      @alphaomega9626 2 года назад +8

      Asian mom dissing Karen???
      Ooh...man, it would have to be ENTIRELY around mocking how she raises her kids, in contrast, but...
      I'm not sure that you can actually prove that "Karen's sons" don't make a lot of money.
      They don't become doctors...they become finance bros.

  • @HappyMomma412
    @HappyMomma412 Год назад +33

    Dude kills it every time! Why do we all have to have so much trauma??!!! 🤦🏾‍♀️🙏🏾🦋

  • @YummiHomecook
    @YummiHomecook Год назад +5

    I still can't believe i still fucking LOVE his song!

  • @hypno0784
    @hypno0784 2 года назад +7475

    If this doesn't air on Spotify, we're all gonna be pretty mad. Right people?

  • @Diana-qj8rm
    @Diana-qj8rm 2 года назад +587

    OMG WE NEED AN OFFICIAL SPOTIFY RELEASE OF THIS MASTERPEICE!???
    Also, YES WE WOULD LOVE MORE RAP CONTENT CAUSE THIS WAS FIRE(the calm kind) or rather JUST A HUGE VIBE🤧🤧✨✨

    • @allanamaya6103
      @allanamaya6103 2 года назад +2

      FRRRRR the Bugatti one in the first part had potential it really sounded good, like it immediately earned a sub

    • @katep-w7717
      @katep-w7717 2 года назад

      @Zxmbiez tell me the name when it’s released

    • @shoogoaway4395
      @shoogoaway4395 2 года назад

      I EVEN RELEASED IT ON MY CHANNEL ruclips.net/video/r71JsLvwdeI/видео.html

    • @shoogoaway4395
      @shoogoaway4395 2 года назад

      @Zxmbiez lol but u can still listen to it

    • @shoogoaway4395
      @shoogoaway4395 2 года назад

      @Zxmbiez took me a few hours to edit the audio

  • @insertjojosreference8654
    @insertjojosreference8654 2 года назад +491

    I like how the mom didn't even have to rehearse her lyrics

  • @lamond6355
    @lamond6355 Год назад +11

    Asian moms bring you back to reality. 🔥🎼

  • @Maintenance_Mark
    @Maintenance_Mark Год назад +3

    I wanna hear the rap he was laying down in the beginning of the video!

  • @chriis_s
    @chriis_s 2 года назад +326

    Omg now this is….A MASTERPIECE
    THIS SHOULD BELONG IN A MUSEUM
    I would like this on Spotify plz lol
    Edit:wow um I’ve never got this many likes before lol

  • @srinijabobba3010
    @srinijabobba3010 2 года назад +450

    It was too catchy that I sang it loud in front of my parents and they looked at me with a really confusing face😂😂

  • @Mari-me5ww
    @Mari-me5ww 2 года назад +164

    “this is for all the asians have a dream: stop dreaming and study “ haha 😂 i’m dead already

  • @melissahinkley7629
    @melissahinkley7629 5 месяцев назад +21

    "Dance or I kill you!" 😂🤣😝

  • @onettdev_bss501
    @onettdev_bss501 Год назад +3

    The son's original rap was fire, pls make a full version of it

  • @wahiiibah
    @wahiiibah 2 года назад +492

    THE LOTION AND SOCKS GOT ME CRYING LMFAO

  • @sf4065
    @sf4065 2 года назад +174

    The dance while crying😂...nailed it

    • @gamerboi9692
      @gamerboi9692 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/dr29bul2qPE/видео.html

  • @emilia4_
    @emilia4_ 2 года назад +155

    omg you're so talented 😆 you do comedy and song writing at the same time!!! this is my new jam

  • @lulu277-t4w
    @lulu277-t4w 4 месяца назад +2

    when hes just dancing and crying 💀

  • @memomisa4351
    @memomisa4351 Год назад +3

    Listened to this few days ago. And when I was making tea today I suddenly sang "why my son cant be da doctor, da doctor, yeahh" outta nowhere 😭😭😭

  • @firebird5817
    @firebird5817 Год назад +339

    The whole song is an absolute masterpiece, it's actually really catchy, and it's so harsh, but so good.🥰🤣🤣

  • @amychristine1935
    @amychristine1935 2 года назад +98

    he's probably never gonna get over "MY DOG STEPPED ON A BEE"

  • @observableuniverse1
    @observableuniverse1 2 года назад +263

    The son crying and dancing at the same time had me dying! 😭 Also, I started singing along lmfao

  • @oreomuf9487
    @oreomuf9487 Год назад +2

    his face man, it made me so heart broke

  • @testing123.
    @testing123. 5 месяцев назад +5

    1:20 KENDRICKS INSPO LOL

    • @Josh-dg6yb
      @Josh-dg6yb 5 месяцев назад +1

      .. Dot fk 'em up. 😂

  • @peaceisworthit7650
    @peaceisworthit7650 2 года назад +25

    1:33 poor him,looking like just going to cry😭😭😭😭👏👏👏🤣

  • @taechwitathv
    @taechwitathv 2 года назад +64

    Why my son can't be da DoCtOr, da DoCtOr ~~
    This gonna stuck in my brain than my studies🙂

    • @tro1774
      @tro1774 2 года назад +2

      True story🙂

  • @ahmedalasaadi9e804
    @ahmedalasaadi9e804 Год назад +98

    2:06 bro the son vibin with that frozen face do be goffy ahh💀💀💀

    • @anaaaaa5320
      @anaaaaa5320 9 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah it's showing the vibe right

  • @omarahmad8235
    @omarahmad8235 Год назад +1

    I feel bad for any Mcdonald Employee that sees this

  • @lia_not_found
    @lia_not_found Год назад +5

    This should be the song of the century someone give this man a oscar

  • @phillyswift516
    @phillyswift516 2 года назад +58

    as an chinese person, this is relatable but funny as hell

    • @sweetiexoxo
      @sweetiexoxo Год назад +1

      do you speak Cantonese mandarin and what dialect

  • @gamerboyx8243
    @gamerboyx8243 2 года назад +91

    "And I see da lotion and da socks"🤣💀

    • @happyboy6908
      @happyboy6908 2 года назад +3

      "Ooh"

    • @PiglikesgamezHD
      @PiglikesgamezHD 2 года назад +1

      Omg

    • @PiglikesgamezHD
      @PiglikesgamezHD 2 года назад +1

      How?

    • @sgtpepper1729
      @sgtpepper1729 2 года назад

      @@Br35eakingBa56d Lotion for lubrication and socks to ejaculate into. Basically masturbation. Glad I'm a girl, I can masturbate without evidence! Lol

    • @17-anmolraj7f5
      @17-anmolraj7f5 2 года назад +1

      @@Br35eakingBa56d give it a few years

  • @deoseon
    @deoseon 2 года назад +73

    This is gonna hit billboard no.1 ✨
    Masterpiece ✨

  • @Sh1zy420
    @Sh1zy420 Год назад +1

    "What's an accident i say it's you"
    NAH WTF
    🔥🔥verse

  • @hibabensouda2678
    @hibabensouda2678 Год назад +1

    "dance or i'll kill you" *dances in asian pain*

  • @keehxe
    @keehxe 2 года назад +19

    Getting da D
    Getting da D
    Getting da D
    Getting the-
    Wait what the, hold on hold on..
    *You just love the D don't you?* 💀

  • @venture1701
    @venture1701 2 года назад +41

    I'm officially using this as my music while working out 💪

    • @gamerboi9692
      @gamerboi9692 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/dr29bul2qPE/видео.html

  • @RobertAlvarezThePsychicWitch
    @RobertAlvarezThePsychicWitch 2 года назад +61

    This was fricking HILARIOUS! When the "Mom" hit it with her first line, I started HOWLING with laughter!
    I knew this was going to be a riot, but it was even better than I thought it would be!
    Also, more raps? You better!

  • @Nokia305-x3u
    @Nokia305-x3u Месяц назад

    “Dance or I’ll k**l u” that part was insane 💀

  • @GOOFYAHHOHIOCESAR
    @GOOFYAHHOHIOCESAR Год назад

    I love how at the first part he was vibing but in the second part he was crying.

  • @junwonaiden
    @junwonaiden Год назад +29

    2:02 lol hes forced to dance lol😂

  • @vaibhavselvakumar4924
    @vaibhavselvakumar4924 2 года назад +19

    1:45 😂 bruh a noice diss track if you cant understand English or else its emotional damage and yes the rap stuff is noice keep it up !!!!

  • @SimuKiseru
    @SimuKiseru 2 года назад +43

    You keep making my day with your vids. Hilarious af

  • @Jehan7857
    @Jehan7857 Год назад +1

    Why is every Asian mom be like "be a doctor"

  • @disney4024
    @disney4024 Год назад +1

    Wdym bro this song amzing! Even with the quality

  • @aimen87
    @aimen87 2 года назад +7

    What the accident? "YOUUUU" 💀😂

  • @cryptoagent6956
    @cryptoagent6956 2 года назад +17

    0:53 is the best part

  • @kyliewaite1387
    @kyliewaite1387 2 года назад +21

    Already in my head, walking around the house singing ‘Why my son can’t be da doctor? Da doctor?’ I’m sure I’m not alone!

  • @Lime-z8r
    @Lime-z8r Год назад +1

    A = average
    B = bad
    C = confiscate phone and pc
    D = da doctor

  • @ryanwu3187
    @ryanwu3187 4 месяца назад +1

    I like that part when it says * He get the B McDonald’s employee*

  • @Zebedie01
    @Zebedie01 2 года назад +9

    You want him to dance to your diss track, mann the savagery 🤣.

  • @themaidisstillatwork
    @themaidisstillatwork 2 года назад +39

    HELL YES. MORE RAP CONTENT!!!💖

  • @aimen87
    @aimen87 2 года назад +8

    "Even I'm better than YOU"....yeahhhh mommyyyyyyyy 😂

  • @Wigglesyes
    @Wigglesyes Год назад +1

    "you just love the D huh?" got me laughing so hard im crying

  • @PINGdaGOAT
    @PINGdaGOAT Год назад +1

    Man is going off at the beginning.

  • @djbloxxygaming
    @djbloxxygaming Год назад +17

    0:29 when the epic track starts

  • @narohato1749
    @narohato1749 2 года назад +13

    Just when I thought i couldn't love Asian Mom more. She goes ahead and does this. This woman can achieve ANYTHING.

  • @youtubecommentergal4346
    @youtubecommentergal4346 2 года назад +13

    “He don't get an A plus. He get a B. McDonald employee.” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Roccofan
    @Roccofan 6 месяцев назад +4

    Jamaican father here, it works for us as well. My son had a B on his interim report hard and didn’t hear the end of it until the grade went up to an A. No games being played. You can have your dreams when my grand children are in college.

    • @Jonathan-A.C.
      @Jonathan-A.C. 6 месяцев назад +3

      What an odd thing to flex

  • @Officiallex338
    @Officiallex338 Год назад +1

    Your audio quality is more clear then the i-phone...

  • @LocalTherianTwins
    @LocalTherianTwins 2 года назад +77

    If this isn't put on Spotify, the Radio, and everything else,
    we gonna be mad, right?
    We should call it 'Da Doctah' and have his mom get a grammy award, and him
    Great rapping btw lol 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @juliatorre8803
      @juliatorre8803 Год назад

      delete the "dance or i kill you" part

    • @ByrgenworthGraduate
      @ByrgenworthGraduate Год назад +2

      May i ask what the original song is called if any???

    • @bloxlynn
      @bloxlynn Год назад +1

      @@ByrgenworthGraduate there is none

  • @venusterr8351
    @venusterr8351 2 года назад +8

    “He don’t eat the noodle or the kimchi, so i go beat him up and say my dog stepped on a bee” 😭💀

  • @anoxerEdits
    @anoxerEdits Год назад +23

    i showed this to my asian parents and uncle and aunty they laugh so hard 😂😂😂

  • @itzPinkrose23
    @itzPinkrose23 Год назад

    I cant wait for the next track!! He needs a album

  • @timpearson4202
    @timpearson4202 5 месяцев назад +1

    This is unironically catchy as hell. Been going through my head the past few days and I keep coming back to it

  • @xsoft_gachax6605
    @xsoft_gachax6605 2 года назад +11

    ”what da hel is this tRash” got me 😂😂

  • @Novaurawr
    @Novaurawr 2 года назад +13

    Not gonna lie this is a bop for real, we need this in Spotify now.

  • @catiethompson8655
    @catiethompson8655 2 года назад +28

    Love it 😂 Had me laughing. Definitely hope there's more raps in future.

  • @itskenzohere
    @itskenzohere Год назад +1

    I broke my knee hearing this song it’s so good

  • @RoseMarieArya
    @RoseMarieArya Год назад

    The best thing about this is the reaction from the son because he was vibing, but at the same time he was crying.

  • @gin7363
    @gin7363 2 года назад +5

    this is insanely good you are so underrated

  • @Nash-An
    @Nash-An 2 года назад +14

    why is it soo catchy 🤣im dancing

  • @Anna_MW
    @Anna_MW 2 года назад +37

    I love my Mom - she always supports me in anything I do. I hope no Mom ever sang such a song to her child. Beside that - love the channel :)

  • @skytrooper8888
    @skytrooper8888 6 месяцев назад +1

    I feel like his mom actually said some of this though 😂😂

  • @jocey777
    @jocey777 11 месяцев назад +1

    Okay this highkey slaps 😭

  • @LiamTHT
    @LiamTHT 2 года назад +9

    WE NEED THIS ON SPOTIFY please put it on spotify.

  • @someone2771
    @someone2771 2 года назад +7

    This should be in spotify!

  • @rever8714
    @rever8714 2 года назад +21

    EVERYTHING WAS ON FIRE!! 🔥 HELL YES MORE CONTENT LIKE THIS

    • @gamerboi9692
      @gamerboi9692 2 года назад

      this is pretty cool: ruclips.net/video/dr29bul2qPE/видео.html

  • @stanzaschulz4339
    @stanzaschulz4339 Год назад

    This is GOLD im showing it to everyone I know. Had me dying.

  • @nointeraction-today
    @nointeraction-today Год назад +2

    Bro the first lines are kinda fire 😂

  • @RenaeNat
    @RenaeNat 2 года назад +14

    i’m gonna listen to this on repeat for hours

  • @ඞාඞා_ඞාඞා
    @ඞාඞා_ඞාඞා 2 года назад +6

    What a banger track, I love to more videos like this. Btw here's a idea for the next video: "If Asian Teachers made a DISS TRACK on their Students"

  • @jonalee5262
    @jonalee5262 2 года назад +6

    Okay, this is SERIOUSLY too good. Give this man a million subscribers PLEASE

  • @debbie2799
    @debbie2799 Год назад +1

    i will listen to this 24/7

  • @islandgirl024
    @islandgirl024 5 месяцев назад

    Bruh I didn't know Asian parents were so savage 🤣🤣🤣