Jesse: "This game would be fun with friends... too bad I have no friends" * Meanwhile on the other side of the continent* Crendor: "Why do I feel like my chest hurts all of a sudden?"
What Jesse could do (and it would be amazing) is play this game with someone else, maybe Dodger or Crendor if it's feasible, but nobody would read the dialogue while playing. Instead Jesse would add the dialogue later utilizing his full abilities as a voice actor, not having to rush lines and struggle with remembering the voice and accent of characers. That would add a whole new dimension to the LP, although it would mean a lot of extra work for Jesse.
Jesse, perfect scenes are basically full combos. You need to full combo an entire fight, and the only way you can do that is if you move fast and don't get hit by anything.
As a unfortunate foreigner who lacks suitable levels of the English language...I find this game quite amusing. And the hit sound effects pleasing to my ears.
The instructions clearly said that Parry was the B button yet he somehow decided it was actually the A button and kept wondering why he couldn't parry enemy attacks. Found that messup hilarious personally.
I'm glad Jesse played this :D. If you guys want to watch a full playthrough, I have one going on on my channel. Me and a friend are doing it very much "Jesse and Crendor" style :3.
Hey Jesse, Just so you know, Whitechapel is where the Jack the Ripper murders took place, and is also near Old Kent Road, colloquially known as The Murder Mile. So yeah, some pretty crazy crap went down there. Less murdering these days thankfully.
I am aware of what you were talking about, Jesse had mentioned how the game was like the life of TB and TB said that quote about having more RUclips money than god, thus the joke.
I often wonder what some youtubers' neighbors must think about the weird talking-to-yourself stuff. None more than Jesse. I suppose they're aware of his job, but what if they're not? "Kids, stay away from the crazy house." :D
Heeelllooo everyone, its fridayyyy. AND YOU KNOW WHAT THHHHAT MEANNNS!!! IIIIIITS TIIIIIME FOR ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OFFFFF FA~A~ANNNNN FRYYYYYYYYYYDAYYYYYYYY. Damn it Jesse I cant say Friday the normal way now, thanks to you -_-
He used to be an adventurer like us, but then he took an arrow in the knee. And then he took the money he'd made adventuring and went into the stock market. And upon making his fortune, he decided to help other young entrepreneurs to seek their own fortune.
"Grab a friend, or some British guy" As if we needed to separate the Brits from more categories. "From this day forward, Brits can no longer be considered 'friends'!"
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Jesse: "This game would be fun with friends... too bad I have no friends"
* Meanwhile on the other side of the continent*
Crendor: "Why do I feel like my chest hurts all of a sudden?"
I will never tire of your intros. Never. Ever.
jesse for some reason you're one of the few youtubers i never get bored of
I really hope you continue doing this game, Jessie, as your own little side-play. It would be incredibly entertaining.
It took literally 1:00 minute before I was sold on this game.
Well played, Jesse. Well played.
lol i always picture jesse leaning on his chair away from the mic whenever he says "it's time for another exciting episode of fan friday!!"
This would be the most amazing thing to LP with TB. TB as Dashforth and JC as Scampwick. It's like the roles were made for both of you!
I like how the music fits his fan friday speech.
It's like an opera, but instead of singing, the actors are beating each other!
I would watch that.
I laughed uncontrollably at "A city so cursed it was buried" "sounds like Coventry" xD
I love the people doing the wave in the audience.
What Jesse could do (and it would be amazing) is play this game with someone else, maybe Dodger or Crendor if it's feasible, but nobody would read the dialogue while playing. Instead Jesse would add the dialogue later utilizing his full abilities as a voice actor, not having to rush lines and struggle with remembering the voice and accent of characers. That would add a whole new dimension to the LP, although it would mean a lot of extra work for Jesse.
Love how the wolf skin rug has a tophat on!
Those... Voice's were amazing just saying but I cant expect anything less from the great Jesse Cox. :D
"Sounds like coventry sir"- my god every british person ever laughed so hard at that.
Jesse, you make me happy.
Jesse, perfect scenes are basically full combos. You need to full combo an entire fight, and the only way you can do that is if you move fast and don't get hit by anything.
Monopoly man kicking ass. The devs had to know he looked like that. But it looks like a fun button masher.
"I like how he just goes inside me, and we´re good."
-Jesse Cox, 2013
Jesse go British in the mind of TotalBiscuit :)
my god this game is truly glorious.
As a unfortunate foreigner who lacks suitable levels of the English language...I find this game quite amusing. And the hit sound effects pleasing to my ears.
The instructions clearly said that Parry was the B button yet he somehow decided it was actually the A button and kept wondering why he couldn't parry enemy attacks. Found that messup hilarious personally.
I am in love with this...
Tonight's show: 'Foul Play' starring John 'TotalBiscuit' Bain and Jesse Cox.
If this does not become a thing my hope in humanity will be lost.
This game should be played FOR THE GOOD OF THE LAND! *puts on his top hat and speeds away*
A fan Friday that includes the East Coast!? PREPOSTEROUS!
Why do you do this to me! It is 4:20 a.m. over here and I really need my sleep! Stop making awesome videos, Jesse!
With every Fan Friday announcement at the start of the vid, I imagine Jesse to wear a straight jacket. XD
Because you sound cray cray, dude. ^_^
i love how Jesse called it TB:the simulator. :D
Here sir, have the internet for today, you've earned it.
Fan Friday often seems to be what ever game TB plays and reviews before :o
wow this has to be in a ginormous theatre! oO
Every time you pronounced it day-mon i cried a little inside.
Would be sooooo funny to see your face when you say ''FANNNNNNNN FRIIIIIIIDAYYYYYY!!!!''
xD
This is what Alfred does when Batman's out for the night.
Foul Play is a dark type Pokemon move that does more damage the higher the enemies attack power is.
Oh good. I'm glad we have someone to study Meth Damon.
24:20 Oh Jesse who need friends when you have fans!
"I saw TB's video on this game!"
"Oh wow look at that, thats amazing !"
You're a good actor :3....or a terrible liar
The British guy looks like the guy from monopoly
DO IT DO IT!!! Follow the actors advice and appeal to your audience!
Your voice acting was so good I couldn't tell if it was the game or you at points xD
I'm glad Jesse played this :D. If you guys want to watch a full playthrough, I have one going on on my channel. Me and a friend are doing it very much "Jesse and Crendor" style :3.
Hey Jesse,
Just so you know, Whitechapel is where the Jack the Ripper murders took place, and is also near Old Kent Road, colloquially known as The Murder Mile. So yeah, some pretty crazy crap went down there.
Less murdering these days thankfully.
Character you play as wears a top hat, automatically needs TB to join you in a LP.
Grendor the Eldest, the one and best true companion of Gezze Kogs the Magnificent, of course!
this needs to be a thing
It's Crendor's twin brother who lives in the lost realm of LetrG. Where everything must start with G.
Jesse really needs to do a voiceover for those characters ... ALL of them.
This company would sell a lot more copies if they got you to do ALL the voice acting. PAY THIS MAN!
reminds me of a mix b/w skull girls and castle crashers love it
Jesse's tactics: SPAM BLOOOOOCK!!!!!!!
You mean: "It's the premier Totalbiscuit simulator."
It's the guy from Monoply on stage with and audience from South Park, awesome.
Plot twist: Future TB made this game as a biography and sent it back in time.
Jesse you are just the best to listen too while playing other games aha
Jesse...get TB to play this with you. I've never wanted to see anything so badly in my life
Jesse turning into Brian Blessed with that accent
No no, I think this is a game for Cox'n'Crendor! :D
Two reasons; it's kinda true and because Jesse said it.
I am aware of what you were talking about, Jesse had mentioned how the game was like the life of TB and TB said that quote about having more RUclips money than god, thus the joke.
Dashworth is basically the monopoly guy's British cousin.
What are you talking about? This is what the Monopoly guy does while you're landing on "St. James Place".
it is him. you can tell cuz he has a $ sign in his monocle and even the same cain and position of the hat. xD its kinda funny and awesome
FINALLY! A TB Simulator!
victorian castle crashers? epic!!!
"I'm the dude who throws dudes at dudes!"
I often wonder what some youtubers' neighbors must think about the weird talking-to-yourself stuff. None more than Jesse. I suppose they're aware of his job, but what if they're not?
"Kids, stay away from the crazy house." :D
Trust me, jesse, you do not want to know what happens in whitechapel.
why am I not surprised that TB played this. :D
Thank you so much! You made my shitty day end with something happy. Keep it up
He should!
TB because he is a British gentleman
Dodger because she loves theatre
and Crendor because...he's Crendor!
This would be a great game to play with Josh or Crendor
Grendor the rock crusher, from the Worawacri tribe
I might get this game, tb sure enjoyed it for what it is.
"I like how he just goes inside me." #OutOfContextJesse
Damn, the Monopoly Guy was pretty rad in his youth...
He already has a first look which I'm pretty sure he called, "The most British game ever," though I could be mistaken.
Heeelllooo everyone, its fridayyyy. AND YOU KNOW WHAT THHHHAT MEANNNS!!! IIIIIITS TIIIIIME FOR ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OFFFFF FA~A~ANNNNN FRYYYYYYYYYYDAYYYYYYYY.
Damn it Jesse I cant say Friday the normal way now, thanks to you -_-
NO BLOODY FOV SLIDERS, YOU DINT!
Please do a full playthrough with Crendor when you guys finish SR4!
"Grab some British guy"
well, they'd be too polite to say no
This game is awesome. Warning. If you don't have a controller is game is really hard with the keyboard.
He used to be an adventurer like us, but then he took an arrow in the knee. And then he took the money he'd made adventuring and went into the stock market. And upon making his fortune, he decided to help other young entrepreneurs to seek their own fortune.
You're a good voice actor!
That was awesome.
Jesse, please play Fading Hearts. It is really funny, and will be great to see you play.
I find Jesse's English accent way more believable than TB's.
That statue wasn't the queen mother, it was queen Victoria lol hence the date this play was set as it says at the beginning :)
"Grab a friend, or some British guy"
As if we needed to separate the Brits from more categories.
"From this day forward, Brits can no longer be considered 'friends'!"
so a british monapoly man is killing a bunch of egyptians and has a chimney sweep ninja as a sidekick? not bad not bad
This is what he does while he is recording.
MOAR!!!!
Pretty sure the soundfoam keeps sound in as well as out.
I want Jesse and Tb to play this.
Reminds me of Herbert Daring Dashwood and his faithful ally argyle
I really want to get this now that its out on XBL, but have to wait for the monies.
Interesting looking game.
Good show old bean, giving those blighters a jolly good thrashing.
As an Egyptian I'm very offended by how the pyramids are portrayed as triangles.