"Would you like to figure out if I have a tail or not?" Me definitely not bursting out in laughter as I imagine his coat floating in the air like it's a game bug as it's not following the laws of physic so we can see if he has a tail or not😂😂😂
0:49 WHERE IS THE ALASTOR I LOVE AND KNOW?! 1:24 Can I hug him?! 2:31 I'VE NEVER HEARD HIM SOUND SO DESPERATE!!! 😢 3:50 ...😂 4:15 MARRIAGE?! 5:51 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oh look at his face I could never ignore him! 😭 Look at his ears! Please give us more Alastor! I never thought I could Fall in Love with a wendigo demon but here we are I always picture myself touching his ears my goodness they look so soft!
@@AdmiringClover-vq3wx yes he is he's so cute and charming and hearing him like this, I picture l myself as a vampire demon he fell in love with butt in this I'm mad become he stole one of my kills and didn't share after I did all the work!
PLEASE, MORPHY, JUST DO IT, COME ON, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND MAYBE WE'LL STOP, "IGNORING"🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
There is no way I will never ignore Alastor Because look at his face😢 Look at his face You can't ignore that face❤Look he is crying Begin to talk to somebody❤please please talk to me Alastor said
IMA MAKE YOU CRY EVERY MORE!!!!! Imagine when he was saying ‘PLEASE MY DEAR!!!’ he’s bent over with his arms around our waists and head buried into our stomachs.
I'd never ignore him I'm just too tired to talk I got zero sleep the night before. I get ignored all the time and it's too painful seeing him cry made me think of this I'm sorry 😢
I always ignore people when they make me upset so this is interesting 1:10 Alastor: Do i have to twerk for you to notice me my dear nobody wants to that I'm built like a stick Alastor in 2024
2:31 I LITERALLY PUT A HAND TO MY CHEST SAYING “AWWW” IN A SAD WAY- HE’S SO CUTEEE I WANNA HUG HIM 😭 THE POOR BABY WE NEED TO GIVE HIM ALL THE ATTENTION HE SOUNDS SO SAD
WHAT IS THIS?? "I'm throwing it back for you" "I look like a stick" "wooohowjoo woah is me" bro is going through the motions "PLEASE ILL DO ANYTHING ILL MARRY YOU" Bbg is desperate "please my dear im sweating with anticipation" what is this bro
Alastor: "Why are you ignoring me?" *awkward silence* Me: "WHAT DO YOU THINK?!" Alastor: "Did I do something wrong?" Me: "Worse, you got me pregnant." *more awkward silence* Alastor: "I knew that I drank too much that night." Me: "THEN WHY DID YOU LET HUSK GIVE YOU THAT MUCH?!" (This is a joke, but what if it's a new audio? MORPHY, I GOT AN AUDIO IDEA FOR YOU!!!!!)
It was cute hearing him sound so desperate. Maybe you could do just a tender little video with him comforting when you're crying. Also, maybe you should add some "darlings" when you talk as well.
So I just wonder how tf am I listening to this masterpiece in 5:00 am in the morning while eating my burrito (omg the way he begs for intention is killing me I really enjoy this )
"Do i have to twerk for you my dear?nobody wants to see that im built like a stick-" You are built like a stick but when you twerk you will probably sound like a mincraft skeleton✋🏻💀
I can actually see myself doing this because I got so tired of Alastor's crap lol. I would just be reading a book the whole time as he tried to get my attention. Good vid 👍
![Oscar Maydon x Fuerza Regida - Tu Boda [Official Video]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/_ymicn0_GYc/mqdefault.jpg)
And he calls us clingy 😂😂😂
We definitely need a part two
Fr😂
🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭
Agreed! This is way too fun even though I'd probably have looked at him after less than a minute if I'd be with him in this situation😂
Fr
Fr
"I'm looking so vulnerable right now" is so funny I'm going to go insane from the my dears yes.
i gave the 100th like
"I'll throw it back for you my dear"
HELP 💀
dayum lol i spit out my choccy milk when i heard that [wasted goods]
I DIED LAUGHING AND ITS 3AM
@@Plutooo-bs6ek I Choked on my muffin 😭
@@ReinaAkuma4149 I started dying 😭 🤣
@@darkgems5074 me too tho- 😂😭
“I’m built like a stick” stop that’s so funny for no reason 😭😭😭😭
Exactly 😭😭😭😂😭😭😭
1:17 hes not built like a stick but it got me laughing
I was about to say that
He’s built like a twig
It's funny cause it's true
"Would you like to figure out if I have a tail or not?"
Me definitely not bursting out in laughter as I imagine his coat floating in the air like it's a game bug as it's not following the laws of physic so we can see if he has a tail or not😂😂😂
😂
@@Vaggie2014 vagche?
He sounds like hes gonna cry 😭
Fr like I 100% would stop ignoring after 10 seconds 😭
For real 😭😭😭
Me too
I woulda gave up instantly
@@AlastorsStaffright even when he said he was built like a stick 😭..
"do i have to twerk for you" got my jaw drop😨😨🥲🥲😭😭😨😨🥲🥲😭😭
Fr 😂
Um💀
I mean… I wouldn’t stop him 😅
@@AKADarkSupernova ....excuse me?
I’m giggling and crying rn. 😂
"im throwing it back for you my dear", "im built like a stick", and "do i have to twerk for you had me dying" I wish he was real I WANNA MARRY HIMMM
FACTS
You can't take my man
That’s my man
same!!!!
IM GONNA CRY- "Im throwing it back for you" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
NAH! ITS 3AM! TRYING HOLDING BACK THE LAUGHS 😂😂😂
TWO ALASTOR ASMR VIDEOS IN ROW?! WE'RE EATING WELL!
6:06 hell nah bro is desperate he did a big gulp
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
HAHAHAHAH FRRRR
Please someone tell me that was water…… ;-;
THAT WAS WATER
@@jennifertattershall9141THANK YOU-
0:49 WHERE IS THE ALASTOR I LOVE AND KNOW?!
1:24 Can I hug him?!
2:31 I'VE NEVER HEARD HIM SOUND SO DESPERATE!!! 😢
3:50 ...😂
4:15 MARRIAGE?!
5:51 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Same
"I'm built like a stick"
Same Alastor...same😔
The “im taking my shirt off and do you want to see my tail?”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Alastor dear?~ *turns around* *opening my arms for him to hug* *warm lovestruck smile*
YESSS HE NEEDS THISSS 😭😭😭
YEEESSSSS
Aww!
He is bouta cry in his room 😭😭🤣🤣
"My dear, I'm busting it down for you"
HELP💀💀💀
Bro said no one wanna see me twerk I’m built like a stick 😂 🤣
Though I would say when he started fake crying, “Cry me a river”
Oh look at his face I could never ignore him! 😭 Look at his ears! Please give us more Alastor! I never thought I could Fall in Love with a wendigo demon but here we are I always picture myself touching his ears my goodness they look so soft!
I knew it he was a wendigo I knew it
@@AdmiringClover-vq3wx yes he is he's so cute and charming and hearing him like this, I picture l myself as a vampire demon he fell in love with butt in this I'm mad become he stole one of my kills and didn't share after I did all the work!
Oh poor Alastot😂 he does really everthing.
PLEASE, MORPHY, JUST DO IT, COME ON, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND MAYBE WE'LL STOP, "IGNORING"🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
PLEEEEEEEEASEEEEEEE
The swing was probably too close to your house
YEA
PLEASEEEE MORPHY ❤
YASSSS FATHER HAS FED US AGAIN
We are eating good
Yes we are
Nom nom
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Yay 😊slay😊
There is no way I will never ignore Alastor Because look at his face😢 Look at his face You can't ignore that face❤Look he is crying Begin to talk to somebody❤please please talk to me Alastor said
I can.
@@Hatchet_Swings666i can't Because can't say No to Alastor Face❤😢
He stopped smiling 2...
"IM supposed to be the top" and "HhHoOwW" got me rolling
MAKE A FULL VID OF ALASTOR MOANING AND WHIMPERING, PLS!!!! I'LL DO ANYTHING!!!!🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐
REAL- i think 0//-//0
wtf….. same………..
YESSSS, WE MUST PROTEST OF WHAT WE WANT!!!
ARE WE SELLING SOULS?!
YES!!!!
(Ok, but y do i feel like this is just going. To turn into and army of ppl begging Morphy to do that 😂)
MAKE IT HAPPEN THO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The way he drank the liquid 😂
THE PICTURE SCARED THE SHIT OUTA ME HOLY MOLY
FR LIKE I SAW IT AT 4AM, AND CHRIST ON A STICK I WAS SCARED
@@alastorzz_built like alastor 😎
Fr!!!😭😭😭
“I’m busting it down for you my dear😢”
*cough cough* sir what 😮
⚫️. 🏃🏼♀️🧍♀️
TAKE ME SWEET HOMEEEEEEE
I FEELSO BAD FOR HIM 😭
IM GOING TO CRY
IMA MAKE YOU CRY EVERY MORE!!!!! Imagine when he was saying ‘PLEASE MY DEAR!!!’ he’s bent over with his arms around our waists and head buried into our stomachs.
Don't❤
We need to talk to him😭😭
HELP LOOK AT HIS FACE ☠️
I CANT TAKE THIS VIDEOS SERISOLY WITH THIS FUCKING OICGURE
I know😭
It’s kinda ugly-
I'd never ignore him
I'm just too tired to talk I got zero sleep the night before.
I get ignored all the time and it's too painful seeing him cry made me think of this I'm sorry 😢
What is dat-
We got the begging now we just need the whimpering part.
THIS
Entirely agree
I always ignore people when they make me upset so this is interesting
1:10
Alastor: Do i have to twerk for you to notice me my dear nobody wants to that I'm built like a stick
Alastor in 2024
XD
&dies*
2:31 I LITERALLY PUT A HAND TO MY CHEST SAYING “AWWW” IN A SAD WAY- HE’S SO CUTEEE I WANNA HUG HIM 😭
THE POOR BABY WE NEED TO GIVE HIM ALL THE ATTENTION HE SOUNDS SO SAD
bro I dropped everything for this man-….
KIRISHIMA?
WHAT IS THIS?? "I'm throwing it back for you" "I look like a stick" "wooohowjoo woah is me" bro is going through the motions "PLEASE ILL DO ANYTHING ILL MARRY YOU" Bbg is desperate "please my dear im sweating with anticipation" what is this bro
I'm throwing it back for you my dear!!!!!
im sposed to be the one on top, in control!! 🤓☝️
@@ff3m1n4z1 lmao see bro is tweaking
"I rather eat corpses....... That was torture." best line here 😭✨
i gigglwd sm this episode. my reason for ignoring him:
HE ATE A CORPSE WITHOUT ME >:(
What the fuck 😂😂😂
@@AdmiringClover-vq3wx HEHEH
It’s 12 am and I’m cracking up way to much over this
NOOO WE NEED TO TALK TO HIM 😭 IT ENDED SO SOOOOON
NAUR MY POOR DEER BOI😭😭
Alastor: "Why are you ignoring me?"
*awkward silence*
Me: "WHAT DO YOU THINK?!"
Alastor: "Did I do something wrong?"
Me: "Worse, you got me pregnant."
*more awkward silence*
Alastor: "I knew that I drank too much that night."
Me: "THEN WHY DID YOU LET HUSK GIVE YOU THAT MUCH?!"
(This is a joke, but what if it's a new audio? MORPHY, I GOT AN AUDIO IDEA FOR YOU!!!!!)
0:51 NAHHH ☠️
...
💀
WHY DOES HE SOUND LIKE GRU😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
The picture looks adorable, but the audio...💀😭 Someone please give me a word to describe it?
Interesting, concerning, and very worrying
Aesthetic 💅💅
Horrifying
A throwback to 2020
💀
Thank you, Morphy. I am now depressed.
SAME BRUH😮😮😮😮😮😮😮
Me tooo😮
Fr bruh
I'll sell you my kidney and lungs if you make an Alastor whimpering audio 🥰
HAHA BRO UR DOWN BAD HUH
(same)
NAHHH THATS CRAZY WHO WOULD WANT THAT *cough cough* same *cough cough*
same
AND A LIVER AND A TONGUE
I WOULD GIVE MY BRAINS, IF I HAD ONES
And he says we’re clingy..
Bro he is the one being clingy🫥
@@romaldoortiz5625 fr tho
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT 0:17-1:17 😂😂😂😂
I cant stop laughing at 0:00 8:17
💀
WE NEED A PART TWO WHERE WE SUDDENLY GIVE HIM A BUNCH OF ATTENTION
Alastor: “You can do anything to me…”
Me: *LE GASP*
Alastor: just don’t get too gross…
Me: dammit…
He knows 💀
⚫️. 🏃🏼♀️🧍♀️
Real
Fake
noo morphy why do you have to end it like that! i want to hug him! TmT
There pt2
"Do I have to tweark for you to notice me??" I'M SHIFTING CARS IN JAIL 😭😭
(Thank you Morphy I'm now sad)
What the FU-
"I'm busting it down for you"
Brooooo💀💀💀💀
I'd like to imagine this is after he consumed our energy being hyper so we are so tired and a little bit angry that he made fun of us 😂😂😂
I could listen to these for hours
It was cute hearing him sound so desperate. Maybe you could do just a tender little video with him comforting when you're crying. Also, maybe you should add some "darlings" when you talk as well.
"It's getting hot in here, my dear, I'm gonna take me shirt off again" HAD ME CACKLING
“Do I have to twerk for you to notice me Nobody want’s to see that I’m built like a stick” 😂got me of gurad😂
"I see your plan~ 😏 and it's working!! PLEASE MY DEAR! 😭🙏" Has me dead on the floor 💀
Fr 😂
So I just wonder how tf am I listening to this masterpiece in 5:00 am in the morning while eating my burrito (omg the way he begs for intention is killing me I really enjoy this )
"MY DEAR MY DEAR MYDEAR MY DEAR MY DEAR MY DEAR MYDEAR MY DEAR MY DEAR MY DEAR DOES THIS MAKE YOU INSANE??"
yes beeash stop pls
I actually love this
"LoOk My DeAr,LoOk!" He sounded like an old man😢
"Do i have to twerk for you my dear?nobody wants to see that im built like a stick-" You are built like a stick but when you twerk you will probably sound like a mincraft skeleton✋🏻💀
"OhOhOh,WoAh Is Me,OhOhOh" i cant he just randomly started a poetry✋🏻💀
Bruh at first I saw a RUclips notification and I was like "probably just a lame RUclipsr" saw it's alastor clicks on it "DAMN IT I'M LATE"
It’s 3 am LES GO BABY IMA GET CURSED
1:17 bro speaking facts 😭😭
Edit: 6:25 HE SOUNDS SO SAD AND CUTE IM GONNA DIE
I HAVE CLICKED FASTER THAN MY MUM LEAVING THE HOUSE
"Im built like a stick" "I'll can't my top off again?"
"I am busting it down for you my dear" HAAHAHHA
I would never ignore this cutie
aww he's so freacking cute and adorable T0T *hug Alastor en kiss him back too*
Oh hell no- i Feel Bad, He is about to cry 🥲
Yesssss new vid
Before this video; I have the most meanest plan for Alastor: I'm gonna go to ignore him till he's begging for my attention like a little baby deer 😈
@luluamandinebadri
And crying give him attention ❤
I DIDNT CLICK FASTER THAN MY DAD LEAVING 😭😭
I did....
@@ur_favTOMIEOh
@@OTDSProductions19 but its okay!! :D
"I see your plan...AND IT'S WORKING! TALK TO ME!"
IM A SIMP BC OF THESE❤
Ya
HE SOUNDS SO SAD I CAN'T 😭😭
" DO I HAVE TO TWERK FOR YOU TO NOTICE ME MY DEAR *nobody wants to see that I'm built like a stick"*
*"couldn't agree more al 💀"*
"I see your plan... AND ITS WORKING PLEASE MY DEAR"
I CANT STOP CRYING
I can actually see myself doing this because I got so tired of Alastor's crap lol. I would just be reading a book the whole time as he tried to get my attention. Good vid 👍
You own us more Alastor 😂❤ thank you for the videos you are wonderful ❤
6:40 omg he is depressed 😨
“MY DEAR MY DEAR MY DEAR MY DEAR MY DEAR MY DEAR-“
“SHUT UP IM SLEEPING.
Thank you for making videos for everyone 😊😊😊😊
"do have to twerk for you no one wants to see that im built like a stick" got me rolling😂😭
Frrrrr thoooo☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
@@WaterMelon-s4g bro sounded russian in that part ngl
Alastor: Whimpers for attencion.
My headvoice: PatHEtIc!
"i'm supposed to be the one on top.. oh-uh-er in control!" WHATTTTT.
TIMING
Poor alastor we need to get together to group hug him rn he sounds so depressed 🥲☹️😣😔
Ok now I want one where he asks listener to marry him sincerely (like not as a way to get their attention).
ALASTOR I’M TRYING TO FCKING SLEEP!
Edit:
Alastor: *Begging for attention*
Me: *Just casually talking to my crush (Which isn’t Alastor)*
He can't be that desperate. He didn't even offer bow chicka wow wow.
WAITER WAITER 🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️ MORE ALASTOR PLEASE!
0:47 “IM BUSTING IT DOWN FOR YOU” HELPP
Its 1am why am i doing this to myself 😀
It's 1am for me too
@@aether_maletraveler we are sleep deprived Alastor simps 😔
2am for me
Fr
It’s 9am for me….
"im built like a stick"
Knowing me I'd hug him
Can you make one of alastor that is like you say "i love you" to him for the first time
I know this was 3 weeks ago. But it has no right to be this funny 😭