New Rule: The Cojones Awards | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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  • Опубликовано: 20 апр 2023
  • Bill introduces a new award for outstanding achievement in growing a pair.
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  • @Winterstick549
    @Winterstick549 Год назад +1069

    This is one award show I would actually watch.

    • @markdaly1648
      @markdaly1648 Год назад

      The last leg In the UK with Adam Hills has the dick of the year awards

    • @repentandbelieveinJesusChrist3
      @repentandbelieveinJesusChrist3 Год назад +1

      Repent to Jesus Christ “Be alert and of sober mind. Your enemy the devil prowls around like a roaring lion looking for someone to devour. Resist him, standing firm in the faith, because you know that the family of believers throughout the world is undergoing the same kind of sufferings.”
      ‭‭1 Peter‬ ‭5‬:‭8‬-‭9‬ ‭NIV‬‬
      H

    • @JellyBean-lo4sl
      @JellyBean-lo4sl Год назад +2

      @@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist3 - absolutely! #VoteBlue

    • @markswan2582
      @markswan2582 Год назад

      I only watch award shows that tell me who/what to vote for NOT! 😊

    • @tomogden2432
      @tomogden2432 Год назад

      @@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist3 - why do you "Christians" think everyone wants to hear your fairy tales?

  • @Mikeandcris91
    @Mikeandcris91 Год назад +606

    This needs to be a two hour long, annual award show.

    • @rruffrruff1
      @rruffrruff1 Год назад +10

      I think it needs to be a weekly segment...

    • @sonn13
      @sonn13 Год назад +1

      Definitely 👍🏼

    • @TopsideCrisis346
      @TopsideCrisis346 Год назад +6

      We need celebrity guests. And categories. And a big opening musical number! 💥😎💥

    • @thomask5434
      @thomask5434 Год назад +1

      Seing whats happening right now we could do it every week

    • @rageforthemachine
      @rageforthemachine Год назад +1

      I don't think there would be enough awards to give out to fill up a full two hours though. Maybe another 8 minute RUclips clip though.

  • @NZRainbowGillian
    @NZRainbowGillian Год назад +217

    As a genX, I can’t understand the whole ‘trigger warning’ thing. We were shown Schindler’s List in history class at age 13, and it’s pretty graphic and upsetting. That was the point! BE upset, BE appalled, BE sick to your stomach about what really happened. It’s on us to never let it be forgotten. Not to hide in a corner because it’s too confronting.

    • @dustin2835
      @dustin2835 Год назад +1

      It a enough to make you want to wash the rainbow dye out of your hair huh?

    • @pmlb7715
      @pmlb7715 Год назад +14

      Image the people who went through the Holocaust in real life. Being upset, appalled and sick to our stomach with a movie is the least we can do.

    • @atsignsarestupid
      @atsignsarestupid Год назад +3

      @@dustin2835 Back when Manic Panic was a brand and not a political philosophy.

    • @erichuhlmann6484
      @erichuhlmann6484 Год назад

      Popo 5:56 5:56

    • @Swirrt
      @Swirrt 11 месяцев назад +2

      I can get behind the idea of it in some situations and environments. But it has to be used with care and not slightly, or it diminishes itself.

  • @Zonker66
    @Zonker66 Год назад +58

    THIS NEEDS TO BE A REAL THING! We need this so badly... please make this happen. I love the double ribbon.

  • @Forbidden.wisdom.
    @Forbidden.wisdom. Год назад +368

    *”Do not fear having no friends. Fear having bad friends”* ~My life taught lesson

    • @charliek9394
      @charliek9394 Год назад

      "people who post quotes in youtube comments are fucking dumb" -unknown idiot. ca 1993ad

    • @asraarradon4115
      @asraarradon4115 Год назад +23

      Same with relationships. Don't let the fear of being alone make you stay with someone you shouldn't be with.

    • @donnabenson6900
      @donnabenson6900 Год назад +8

      I truly agree with you. I used to think I had plenty of friends, but then when I realized all the women I was friends with seemed like they had a high school mentality. Talked shit about me, jealous of me, and actually think I'm stupid over my politics.
      I am glad I have a couple of good girl friends that I don't have to worry about them trying to steal my life or my husband. Not that my husband can be stolen. You know what I mean... we all know those women! Oh, they'll try and smile at you while they are trying to wreck your world.

    • @charliewatts6895
      @charliewatts6895 Год назад +4

      @@donnabenson6900 Yep. They were not real friends. Not sure why women play the Mean Girls role all the time.

    • @paulinegallagher7821
      @paulinegallagher7821 Год назад +4

      YES to this. I cut a friend out of my life the second i moved out of the apartment near her house. I figured it was then or never. She was so toxic, i couldnt believe what i put up with. She manipulated me into so many bad situations and used me as a wing woman to go out and pick up guys, but whenever i tried to meet someone and came close to doing it, she would look for an excuse to get out of whatever bar we were in saying she wanted to go somewhere else. She was just fucking awful and one of the few things in my life ive gotten rid of that i have zero regrets about.

  • @stevenjbeto
    @stevenjbeto Год назад +563

    Don’t forget to take one of those trophies home with you, Mr. Maher.

    • @dasalekhya
      @dasalekhya Год назад +15

      He doesn't deserved these cajones ... *he deserves one made of STEEL*

    • @torreyintahoe
      @torreyintahoe Год назад +1

      Here here

    • @mattkowal90
      @mattkowal90 Год назад +2

      Honorary Lifetime Achievement.

    • @edeledeledel5490
      @edeledeledel5490 Год назад +1

      Just one? Why not a pair?

    • @jimmym3352
      @jimmym3352 Год назад +4

      I'm waiting for the articles from CNN tomorrow or the next day saying cojones reinforces toxic male stereotypes.

  • @quicksesh
    @quicksesh Год назад +217

    As a Brit I really love to watch Bill Maher, he hits all the right political notes in such a comedic manner ... it is the sort of comedy we used to get here in the UK before cancel culture started to pervade our lives and long may he carry on.

    • @ANGUSYOUNGISMYGOD
      @ANGUSYOUNGISMYGOD Год назад +12

      This Canadian agrees with you.

    • @petejohnson8397
      @petejohnson8397 Год назад +9

      I am sorry that our U.S. virus infected you. Most of us suffer too. Sorry.

    • @warlockofwordschannel7901
      @warlockofwordschannel7901 Год назад

      *comedy obvs.

    • @rexnemovi6061
      @rexnemovi6061 Год назад +1

      Maher's "hitting all the right political notes" played its role in making what's happening now happen, so maybe the political notes he was hitting until about yesterday were not all that right ones.

    • @a2ndopynyn
      @a2ndopynyn 11 месяцев назад +2

      How is Jonathan Pie doing these days? I used to watch him a lot a few years ago, but haven't in a while. I remember he used to work a lot with what Maher is pointing out here: neither one openly calls it "leftist vs. liberal" but that's really what it is.

  • @luv2cook.
    @luv2cook. Год назад +33

    Repeatedly watching Tropic Thunder got me through the absolute worst time of my life. I’m SO glad it exists. (63 yo female)

  • @Jackmonster3231
    @Jackmonster3231 Год назад +2613

    Please continue the Cojones Awards. This is the type of reinforcement society needs to overcome cancel culture. By showing examples of others who stood up and didn't back down this is how others will rise.

    • @CanisLupusSteparium
      @CanisLupusSteparium Год назад +15

      ☝️

    • @macandless
      @macandless Год назад +15

      👆👆🤟

    • @TheRadioAteMyTV
      @TheRadioAteMyTV Год назад +1

      What courage, he only pointed out when the left went after the left. He had no regard for the right and made fun of them going into his story. This was just another case of you have gone too far because now you came after us. Booo hooo.

    • @joeberg3317
      @joeberg3317 Год назад +70

      Liked how it wasn't culture war bomb throwers too, just people politely but firmly saying 'no'

    • @cashbuyer4221
      @cashbuyer4221 Год назад +31

      This is true. For a few brief moments I forgot I was in the twilight zone we call reality these days!

  • @yousefayub8747
    @yousefayub8747 Год назад +683

    This was so damn refreshing. I nominate Bill for the Cojones Lifetime achievement award.

    • @whatsursource
      @whatsursource Год назад +6

      I nominate him
      For the always bitching about Millenials even tho they're like 30 now lmao.

    • @tascrphs
      @tascrphs Год назад

      @@whatsursource Frankly, I think that says more about Millennials than Bill.... they need to grow a pair and realize life's not fair. As the great philosopher Forest Gump once said, $hit happens!

    • @mokiloke
      @mokiloke Год назад +11

      Bill, Ricky, and John Cleese, Chapelle, deserve induction into Cojones hall of fame.

    • @jonnym4670
      @jonnym4670 Год назад +1

      well like the guy or not but with the things he has said they totally snubbed Trump on these awards

    • @landor7610
      @landor7610 Год назад +3

      BIll need to grow some cajones... He's bashing people because they are smart enough to know men are not women.

  • @siomhe8539
    @siomhe8539 Год назад +22

    This might be my favorite of all Bill Maher clips...and that's saying a lot because I am right leaning and love this man because he calls out both sides. I think he deserves the lifetime achievement Cajones award

  • @mda7763
    @mda7763 Год назад +30

    Who would have thought that Bill Maher would morph into a modern day superhero. I am very happy to see it. Thank you Bill.

  • @V3x0r
    @V3x0r Год назад +380

    Can we all take a moment to appreciate Bill's gold Cojones pin?

    • @mikeg6666
      @mikeg6666 Год назад

      He's a fraud!

    • @marieb132
      @marieb132 Год назад +2

      Bill is always entertaining but in this episode his two guests were real duds.

    • @adelinadepiccoli1628
      @adelinadepiccoli1628 Год назад +1

      i want that pin

    • @maunalapier4939
      @maunalapier4939 Год назад

      Love your pin I’m going to make one and start wearing it PROUDLY💖💖💖💖
      My Mom always said before my Dad died if she was left here she never ever wanted brass balls again even if they were GOLD plated!!!!!???!

    • @tbecker97204
      @tbecker97204 Год назад +2

      Yeah! The *gold glitter balls ribbon* .

  • @atomicviking2497
    @atomicviking2497 Год назад +611

    Ricky Gervais for standing up at the Academy Awards that time and saying what many people watching at home were thinking.

    • @tomralph8540
      @tomralph8540 Год назад +26

      It wasn’t the Oscars. No way they let Ricky anywhere near that stage.

    • @PenaltyKillah
      @PenaltyKillah Год назад +18

      Ricky was hosting another awards show that gave out golden balls

    • @03817
      @03817 Год назад +17

      Yeah,, it was golden globes not oscars but I don't think Bill would've mention Ricky because he doesn't want to insult his powerfully Hollywood friends. It's much easier finding a niche group and go after them.

    • @christopherhuff3123
      @christopherhuff3123 Год назад +4

      Gervais picks an award show for actors to complain about and insult actors. If you don't like watching actors get awards, why are you watching and "thinking" anything about them.? It's not for you, watch something else.

    • @tomassolucello3895
      @tomassolucello3895 Год назад +4

      @@03817The Cajones are golden globes too.

  • @goldencrisp4671
    @goldencrisp4671 Год назад +32

    Oh god he needs to do this at least once a year cause this is both informative and hilarious

  • @shaneb4923
    @shaneb4923 Год назад +8

    Cojones Awards!!! Absolutely Brilliant Mr. Maher. Do This Every WEEK!!

  • @cartergirl3of3
    @cartergirl3of3 Год назад +460

    I did not want this to end. I wanted to keep seeing more. This is a great segment. I hope you really do mail out those awards to their winners haha

    • @Bitchslapper316
      @Bitchslapper316 Год назад

      The problem is there isn't much more. Most big business and media bend to the woke mob.

    • @ChuckWortman
      @ChuckWortman Год назад +10

      I can see Ben Stiller now, graciously accepting his award!

    • @jamlane
      @jamlane Год назад +8

      "Your cojones are in the mail."

    • @hollyroxy25
      @hollyroxy25 Год назад

      Problem is they probably didn’t have to many people to choose from unfortunately. There’s not a lot of corporations or celebrities that have balls big enough to stand up to these morons

    • @dave210yt
      @dave210yt Год назад +5

      I would love to see an interview in the future with someone on Fox or CNN and see a "Cjones" on a mantel or in the background of a crowded shelf or desk.

  • @MrAudienceMember2662015
    @MrAudienceMember2662015 Год назад +85

    An awards show I could probably watch from beginning to end.

  • @chrisodom3787
    @chrisodom3787 Год назад +17

    I've never cared for awards shows, but I'd definitely watch this one 😂

  • @jimcrowley1856
    @jimcrowley1856 Год назад +19

    This really, REALLY needs to be a one hour annual awards show.....

  • @jonphebus6720
    @jonphebus6720 Год назад +105

    The Gold Lapel Ribbon is priceless. Props to whoever tended to that detail! Great episode!!

    • @toriless
      @toriless Год назад

      Hmmm, that shape reminds me of something?

    • @weldabar
      @weldabar Год назад +1

      I didn't even notice. Thanks for pointing it out.

    • @evah7270
      @evah7270 Год назад

      Agree 💯

    • @timmmahhhh
      @timmmahhhh Год назад +1

      I eventually noticed that too, love it.

    • @warrenmilford6848
      @warrenmilford6848 Год назад +1

      Yeah, it was a nice touch, as was the fact that he also changed into a bow tie.

  • @garybenade
    @garybenade Год назад +297

    Finally, an award show worth watching and an award to be proud of. Looking forward to many more solid brass cojones being awarded, thanks Bill!!

    • @stephenthomas1492
      @stephenthomas1492 Год назад

      I don't know, there wasn't any female POC on that list! You know how the left LOVES their 'inclusion' and 'NOT equality' in EVERYTHING.

    • @DippyHippie
      @DippyHippie Год назад +1

      Instead if griping about the other shows simply turn the channel,huh?

    • @snapicvs
      @snapicvs Год назад +1

      I would actually tune in to see the annual cajones awards.

  • @patriciapalmer9890
    @patriciapalmer9890 Год назад +16

    Thank you, Bill . Finally, a sigh of relief! There are people fighting back!

  • @stevefrayne
    @stevefrayne Год назад +132

    This message is to producers of REAL TIME and to Bill Maher himself…
    THANK YOU for doing this segment. I wish you would expand this and do it monthly or at least quarterly…for three reasons.
    1. It’s very funny and has a good pace which will not get old. Quite the contrary; it will get more popular and more funny as it scales up as the audience knows the beats to expect (just like New Rules).
    2. It’s the right thing to do.
    3. This will pay huge dividends in ten years when this flood tide of cancellation has reversed and we all look back at the heroes that pushed back in the moment. If you go “all in” on this segment you will be indisputably atop the list of reformer heroes who had the balls to make cancellation efforts radically uncool.
    Thank you again for taking a very funny, very principled stand.

    • @TheJeremyKentBGross
      @TheJeremyKentBGross Год назад

      The only down side to this is that it should have started ten years ago. Plus it's not always dumb college students, from the start it was often some of their unhinged professors egging them on like that red head lady directing protestors to forcibly remove an Asian student journalist for simply taking pictures. Then there is governing bodies like the Canadian Human Rights Commission (or council?) and now Board of Psychology going after Jordan Peterson. This isn't all just over sensitive kids, and it never has been.

  • @dhor66
    @dhor66 Год назад +74

    Best award ever, this should be an actual thing😂

  • @live_free_or_perish
    @live_free_or_perish Год назад +11

    Bill Maher is one of the only public figures I agree with most of the time. Not right, not left, and he makes me laugh. I wish more people would take themselves less seriously.

  • @timothybrown760
    @timothybrown760 Год назад +38

    Colleges are meant to not just train you in a profession, but also prepare you for the adult and real world you will eventually have to deal with and if you truly want to have trigger warnings about classes that involve those subjects, then college probably isn't for you and to be frank that also includes being a functioning adult because life rarely give 'trigger warnings' if at all.😮

    • @afterthesmash
      @afterthesmash 6 месяцев назад

      If by "real" world you mean corporate HR departments who have drunk the IDE Kool Aid, then your argument should be that university prepares students perfectly for the real world.

    • @timothybrown760
      @timothybrown760 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@afterthesmash ?????!!!🤨🤨🤨

    • @TysonJensen
      @TysonJensen 4 месяца назад +1

      I remember when "preparing you for the adult and real world you will eventually have to deal with" was done in High School. When and why did we agree to babysit 14-18 year-olds instead of teaching them anything?

  • @chillwurld5551
    @chillwurld5551 Год назад +1240

    Bill deserves a Cojones Award

    • @soulfoodie1
      @soulfoodie1 Год назад +10

      Facts!

    • @JohnnySmith-no2zc
      @JohnnySmith-no2zc Год назад +6

      You are deluded. Gavin McInnes does.

    • @repentandbelieveinJesusChrist3
      @repentandbelieveinJesusChrist3 Год назад +4

      Repent to Jesus Christ “Be alert and of sober mind. Your enemy the devil prowls around like a roaring lion looking for someone to devour. Resist him, standing firm in the faith, because you know that the family of believers throughout the world is undergoing the same kind of sufferings.”
      ‭‭1 Peter‬ ‭5‬:‭8‬-‭9‬ ‭NIV‬‬
      H

    • @BlueSky-zq5ob
      @BlueSky-zq5ob Год назад +6

      He deserves more money💸💸🤑🤑 He is deep down inside a republican 🤢💸

    • @kmcarchive8288
      @kmcarchive8288 Год назад +35

      ​@@BlueSky-zq5ob Nope, he's what we who understand words call a genuine Liberal... Not a leftist.

  • @justinburn5740
    @justinburn5740 Год назад +367

    Thank you Bill, for helping the world act more like mature adults

    • @TheRadioAteMyTV
      @TheRadioAteMyTV Год назад

      Is it really mature when you only complain after the mob turns on itself and comes after itself? He praised only lefties standing up to the lefties trying to eat their own, and his lead up was trashing the right when they said anything. That's mature?

    • @repentandbelieveinJesusChrist3
      @repentandbelieveinJesusChrist3 Год назад +4

      Repent to Jesus Christ “Be alert and of sober mind. Your enemy the devil prowls around like a roaring lion looking for someone to devour. Resist him, standing firm in the faith, because you know that the family of believers throughout the world is undergoing the same kind of sufferings.”
      ‭‭1 Peter‬ ‭5‬:‭8‬-‭9‬ ‭NIV‬‬
      H

    • @seanbrown9048
      @seanbrown9048 Год назад +7

      @@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist3 No!

    • @senister14
      @senister14 Год назад +3

      Yeah as long as Bill side is winning.

    • @JeffreyGoddin
      @JeffreyGoddin Год назад +3

      Mature adults hand out truck nuts as awards?

  • @853massey
    @853massey Год назад +6

    This should become the Weekly Cojones Awards. Absolutely spot on.

  • @OpenMind3000
    @OpenMind3000 Год назад +6

    I could watch this all day.... somebody needs to make a longer version of this type of show

  • @TaxmanTV
    @TaxmanTV Год назад +426

    Great idea. I would nominate the producer (which could technically include Tom Cruise) for the decision in Top Gun Maverick to include the original Taiwan patch on Maverick's bomber jacket on the final movie release (was left out for trailer). China adamantly wanted it removed otherwise it would not show the film in China, which would've lead to easily 300-400 mil in additional revenue for the production company, but on principle they took a stand and gave a big FU to China by leaving the patch on. A Cojonesy decision for sure.

    • @salvosalva
      @salvosalva Год назад +11

      At least you make more money if you choose to alter your film to adhere to China's strict regulations. What money do companies make when they agree to comply with the wokies' madness?

    • @bobbyf1741
      @bobbyf1741 Год назад +11

      Actually they CGI'd it in after having removed it. The production buckled under financial pressure from Tencent. But when the company pulled their financing anyway the patches returned.

    • @ILoveGrilledCheese
      @ILoveGrilledCheese Год назад +11

      It was removed for Chinese viewers, you know that right?

    • @pdoylemi
      @pdoylemi Год назад

      @@salvosalva
      Wokies aren't the problem - they are just annoying as hell. People who ban books and drag shows, and freak out because Bud Light was endorsed by a trans person, and write anti-trans legislation, and don't say gay bills, and punish companies that object, and ban the teaching of honest history in schools because it might hurt some snowflake's feelings are the problem.
      "Wokies" bitch and moan, and some choose to respond to that - it's called FREEDOM! Freedom for them to bitch, and freedom for companies to decide (right or wrong) that it will be better for business to listen to them. It is the anti-woke crowd trying to use the iron fist of the state to silence expression they don't like. They are the real threat - not blue haired keyboard warriors.

    • @jlev1028
      @jlev1028 Год назад

      ​@@ILoveGrilledCheeseYeah, but China wanted to impose that censorship on the rest of the worldwide movie market.

  • @deborahblackvideoediting8697
    @deborahblackvideoediting8697 Год назад +194

    I love this! Rather than an annual event, can you do it every 2 or 3 months? We need more of this!

    • @mysticaltyger2009
      @mysticaltyger2009 Год назад +3

      Absolutely!

    • @IanB85
      @IanB85 Год назад +4

      The quarterly cojones

    • @MsCoolGemini
      @MsCoolGemini Год назад +1

      Yes as a reminder of doesn't let crybabies push them around

  • @drmikep23
    @drmikep23 Год назад +7

    Not usually a fan but this was exceptional. Only complaint. Please expand this and/or do weekly or monthly. It is so needed these days!! Nice Job Bill!

  • @carlariggs525
    @carlariggs525 Год назад +47

    Love it Bill! you make me laugh and intellectually stimulated. At a time when we need sarcasm and irony; you never fail to produce.

  • @reneweisz9157
    @reneweisz9157 Год назад +87

    Best award show ever. I would actually stay up for this one and watch it on TV

  • @xcw4934
    @xcw4934 Год назад +353

    His best point was made at the end: Stand up for your ideals. The shallow, superficial posers pretending to be angry will find something else to pose over in about a day anyway.

    • @Bat_Boy
      @Bat_Boy Год назад +7

      How long has Dave Chappell been riding on his old content? He’s been dialing it in for years now. Controversy ≠ comedy. I don’t care what comics make fun of…it just has to be funny. Or, did we “cancel” Kramers (Micheal Richards) stand up act?

    • @cCiIcCo
      @cCiIcCo Год назад +7

      ​@@Bat_Boy And Dave Chappelle is the funniest Comedian of all time. 😉

    • @GGoAwayy
      @GGoAwayy Год назад +4

      I think the problem for a lot of people is that complaints often only are valid when they come from intelligent people. A lot of what stupid people complain about is... stupid.

    • @baleksander000
      @baleksander000 Год назад

      @@GGoAwayy like Bat Boy and his comment up there…stupid.

    • @ak1200
      @ak1200 Год назад +1

      @ƚΞIϽıịıCIΞƚ Debatable....but I enjoy "killing them softly" era of his comedy must better than now.

  • @FiairFlair
    @FiairFlair Год назад +26

    This is the best segment you've done in ages. Please keep it up!

  • @joyceroberts6979
    @joyceroberts6979 Год назад +21

    At a university at which I once worked, I suggested if anyone decided to move here permanently, they should learn to speak English. I used the example that if I visited Germany, it would be nice if some Germans helped me understand what I was trying to say. BUT if I moved there to live, I should learn to speak German fluently. My supervisor suggested I needed to attend “sensitivity training” so as not to offend people living here who chose not to learn English & would be offended by that advice. 🙄

    • @djslip_irie
      @djslip_irie Год назад

      My buddy lives in Costa Rica for over a decade. He even has a Costa Rican Spanish wife .. he hasn’t learned a lick of Spanish and he’s doing fine. Let ‘em do what they want. You can only do you.

  • @michaelfortenberry5735
    @michaelfortenberry5735 Год назад +133

    In a few years, Ricky Gervais should get a Lifetime Achievement award.

  • @bcluett1697
    @bcluett1697 Год назад +229

    Love the Cajones Awards, I hope we see more of these in the future.

    • @ge2623
      @ge2623 Год назад +3

      Actually it would be better if we didn't have to have it.

    • @GnomeChomsky9999
      @GnomeChomsky9999 Год назад +3

      Just as long as it doesn't evolve into the Stand Your Ground Awards...

    • @TheCharleseye
      @TheCharleseye Год назад +4

      ​@@GnomeChomsky9999 There's nothing wrong with standing your ground. One could argue it's the first principle on which this Country was founded.

    • @tascrphs
      @tascrphs Год назад

      @@ge2623 I think we have to - Some one needs to keep track of this lunacy. The mass firings by big tech is certainly in part because they grew a pair (cajones) and like Net Flix wanted employees to tone down the "public" hyper-sensitivity.

    • @AV-we6wo
      @AV-we6wo Год назад

      ​​​​​​​@@TheCharleseye No, one of the first principles of the founding period was killing all natives that tried to stand their ground. Finding some self-justification like 'stand your ground' for keeping it even if it's stolen land came afterwards.

  • @maxjones6711
    @maxjones6711 Год назад +3

    This was great! You Have to make this a regular spot. It is up there with "New Rules"

  • @uccn
    @uccn Год назад +4

    Bravo! More awards...semi-annually, please. I cannot wait a year!

  • @newvickchick2818
    @newvickchick2818 Год назад +108

    Great "New Rules". Killed it. Congratulations to everyone that won a Cojones award.

  • @mikemac7196
    @mikemac7196 Год назад +56

    Ah thank you Bill. The middle really needs a voice like yours more than ever before.

  • @georgepaust8416
    @georgepaust8416 Год назад +6

    THANKS BILL. THIS IS THE PERFECT AWARD SHOW FOR THIS DAY AND AGE. I would suggest a weekly, or at least monthly update on possible nominees. Please help reinstate America's testicles.

  • @pdaddis
    @pdaddis Год назад +11

    But seriously, this would be the greatest award show of all time.

  • @markstevens1729
    @markstevens1729 Год назад +111

    The great thing about the Cojones Awards: If you don’t win one, you can just grow a pair!

    • @mireilledavidson9427
      @mireilledavidson9427 Год назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Alan-fk2kt
      @Alan-fk2kt Год назад

      Yes I'm sure the creators of "Jose" beer are flaming libs.

    • @alanploetz7100
      @alanploetz7100 Год назад +2

      Or you can go online and buy a set: bumper balls. Then you can just pretend. It helps to have a pickup truck to complete the outfit.

    • @seanchan4478
      @seanchan4478 Год назад

      And the award for most clever comment goes to..... this guy!

    • @tomogden2432
      @tomogden2432 Год назад +2

      You win the comments section!

  • @CardplayerLifestyle
    @CardplayerLifestyle Год назад +90

    This ought to be a WEEKLY segment! Thank you, Bill!

  • @Eqmastery
    @Eqmastery Год назад +4

    I wish this segment went on for HOURS!!!

  • @bennyhinu
    @bennyhinu Год назад +6

    I'm from Canada 🇨🇦🇨🇦
    Ever since I met Mrs Sophia I'm now living big life she's the best

    • @himedft
      @himedft Год назад

      Mrs Sophia
      guidance or strategy, your profit rate is 98
      percent guaranteed and the minimum risk
      percentage is just 2 percent which is a rare
      happening in a long while now. I have been
      benefiting from her services for a year and half
      now.

    • @abubakardaudyut
      @abubakardaudyut Год назад

      Wow I' m just shock someone mentioned expert Sophia I thought I'm the only one trading with her

    • @abubakardaudyut
      @abubakardaudyut Год назад

      She helped me recover what I lost trying to trade my self

    • @eugenemarsha
      @eugenemarsha Год назад

      @@abubakardaudyut Yes is obviously the best, I invested $3,000 and she made profit of $28,000 for me just in 15 days

  • @larag4646
    @larag4646 Год назад +143

    Please make the Cojones Awards regular thing! I loved every minute of it!

    • @munyumbamutwale2985
      @munyumbamutwale2985 Год назад +3

      Couldn't agree with you more

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc Год назад +1

      its actually important to do so, for 3 reasons:
      1) because its awesome and will continue to be hilarious as long as its made necessary.
      2) don't leave just the first handful to bear whatever blowback could come from the spotlight you've shined, Bill. even it out!
      3) we need more heroes. a lot more. so mint us some, won't you, Bill?
      ..and you must admit, the homework for it will be fun!

  • @CPDRV
    @CPDRV Год назад +31

    Hes been doing his best work lately. This is classic. Literally laughing out loud!!

  • @kieraneric2549
    @kieraneric2549 Год назад +30

    I want to see this more than once a year.

  • @FlyingMonkeys69
    @FlyingMonkeys69 Год назад +18

    Bravo Bill! You are always entertaining and enlightening, and your writers are excellent also! Keep ‘em coming, we’re watching from the middle

  • @eviloverlordsean
    @eviloverlordsean Год назад +5

    This must not be an annual thing... it needs to be at least quarterly, if not monthly. Bravo, Bill!

  • @deltropico7
    @deltropico7 Год назад +52

    Bill just invented the ball shaped bow. OMG

  • @psychodeviant8903
    @psychodeviant8903 Год назад +115

    More Cojones Awards skits please.
    Actually, I guess first we'll need to find more individuals out there doing things that merit a Cojones Award. Here's hoping we get some.

    • @amberturdcoloringbook1733
      @amberturdcoloringbook1733 Год назад +1

      🥚🥚👍👍

    • @Sirwastealot
      @Sirwastealot Год назад

      At he rate of cancellations this year we'll have at least 1 billion attempted cancellations "my coffee is too bitter this is a hate crime!"
      So we should be able to get enough cajone recipients each year.

  • @skyfiblue
    @skyfiblue Год назад +2

    Brilliant! About time! Absolutely effing brilliant and one of his best routines ever!! 👏

  • @nigelduncan-adam5988
    @nigelduncan-adam5988 Год назад +1

    You have got to make this a thing PLEASE!
    FAF.
    And true AF.

  • @MrBreese13
    @MrBreese13 Год назад +113

    This was and is so effing needed. Well done Bill and writers!

    • @stevenrobert8567
      @stevenrobert8567 Год назад

      SOrry, your generation is over, way over. Get used to it, gramps.

    • @whiteymcprivileged3144
      @whiteymcprivileged3144 Год назад

      ​@@stevenrobert8567
      Go eat a tide pod

    • @josephwiacek8123
      @josephwiacek8123 Год назад +3

      Are you referring to the generation that received a decent education and learned what letters to capitalize in a name or sentence?

    • @stevenrobert8567
      @stevenrobert8567 Год назад

      @@josephwiacek8123 Boomers didn't kill children, or 60 people at a whack. And we had no mass shooting every other day. And we would not put up with someone like Trump. We were civil, and had no road rage shootings. We would have never tolerated what you folks have come to believe is somehow normal.

    • @MrBreese13
      @MrBreese13 Год назад

      @@stevenrobert8567 sorry, but this nonsense is going away fast. Deal with it. Normal people are done with you crybabies. The ratio will tell you everything.

  • @faustbos
    @faustbos Год назад +35

    haha, oh my god, that lapel pin had me spitting out coffee hahaha. The life time achievement Cojone goes to you Bill. Thank you for your service.

  • @holocene2164
    @holocene2164 11 месяцев назад +4

    I don't watch the Oscars anymore, but I would gladly watch the Cojones Awards. Hopefully, this will be back next year!

  • @miguelalmeyda8055
    @miguelalmeyda8055 Год назад +5

    Absolutely loved this segment. Make it a recurrent one. 😂🎉

  • @joearida5608
    @joearida5608 Год назад +65

    Oh my God, you verbalized in about 10 minutes what I've been thinking for about 2 years thank you Bill

    • @sunflower-oo1ff
      @sunflower-oo1ff Год назад +4

      Yes, same here ! Bill is simply brilliant!👍👏

  • @marysivak6255
    @marysivak6255 Год назад +59

    This was one of the best segments! God --I needed that laugh

  • @benknowbi3380
    @benknowbi3380 Год назад +2

    One of the best Bill clips in a long time.

  • @gangalo68
    @gangalo68 Год назад +4

    Great award show, great award winners and fantastic cut in clips of audience applauding frantically!

  • @Luna-sz9uq
    @Luna-sz9uq Год назад +126

    When I was in college, 20+ years ago, some guy in America History class had threw a tantrum when the professor talked about human sacrifices by the Aztecs. He yelled like a maniac and said there was no proof and it was a lie. The professor politely asked him to leave his class. That guy never came back to class. There was no BS back then; if you felt insulted then you’d s just drop out of that class. No professor would cater to your version of reality or cuddle you if you couldn’t handle the truth. 😅

    • @leroilapue15
      @leroilapue15 Год назад

      That is a perfect example of people who cannot deal with reality...ffs those temples have so many human bones around them they are like gravel under foot smh

    • @tuele4302
      @tuele4302 Год назад +11

      Students who disrespect the class and the instructor should be immediately kicked out.

    • @robintst
      @robintst 11 месяцев назад

      Sadly now the institutions themselves are trying to rewrite the history they teach, schools and colleges really are nothing but full-blown indoctrination camps these days.

    • @timestamp2525
      @timestamp2525 9 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@tuele4302this is also a Horrible approach especially in the scientific fields. It should rather depend on HOW said student expressed the disrespect. If not, they'd still be learning about humours and leeching in medical schools

    • @tuele4302
      @tuele4302 9 месяцев назад +6

      @@timestamp2525 Yelling, interrupting the instructor, pathological antisocial attitudes, and blatant disrespect for the teacher/professor and fellow students are not signs of a person who cares about education. Such an individual should be expelled.

  • @gustavoritter7321
    @gustavoritter7321 Год назад +408

    This is actually a very good idea, considering how much Americans like awards and how much attention they get.

    • @lennonacid
      @lennonacid Год назад +14

      It's also a good idea considering how much Americans are so obsessed with who actually has NUTS and who hasn't.

    • @Marijuanifornia
      @Marijuanifornia Год назад +6

      A better idea would be to watch the 14-minute 1942 US Department of Agriculture video, *Hemp for Victory,* and learn how to grow "Marihuana" to fight against fascism and climate change.

    • @7XHARDER
      @7XHARDER Год назад

      @@lennonacid butts n' nuts pretty much

    • @nomadproductions2812
      @nomadproductions2812 Год назад +1

      he has to switch the trophys for this be real lol

    • @adriantm8430
      @adriantm8430 Год назад +10

      There also needs to be the opposite award, for people who apologize for things they should have never apologized for.

  • @alialmuhanna4938
    @alialmuhanna4938 Год назад +3

    Finally an award show worth watching !

  • @LP-gs3xj
    @LP-gs3xj Год назад +1

    Brilliant. Reminds me of senator Proxmire’s Golden Fleece awards. Keep it up.

  • @jerushamaxwell281
    @jerushamaxwell281 Год назад +91

    The concept of the Cojones Awards is utterly clever! It's so funny how the brass cojones loosely swing from their attachment at the top of the stand. More of these awards presentations, Bill!

    • @johnnymartinjohansen
      @johnnymartinjohansen Год назад +2

      Genitalia humor is what comedians commonly refers to as a "safe bet". It's a chep way to get people to laugh, and there is rarely any cleverness or depth to it.
      An award for having the balls to stand up against the woke madness is a great concept, but literal swinging brass balls is just childish.

    • @Robin-bk2lm
      @Robin-bk2lm Год назад +2

      Those are truck nuts. Nothing creative.

    • @The1DUIGuy
      @The1DUIGuy Год назад +7

      @@Robin-bk2lm- Well, certainly a more creative and witty use for truck-nuts than hanging them off the back of a lifted truck to advertise to the world the driver’s inadequacies….

    • @jerushamaxwell281
      @jerushamaxwell281 Год назад +2

      @@The1DUIGuy Yes, who could have believed that such an unnecessary novelty as truck-nuts, would ever sell? It was genius of Bill Maher to present them as a goofy prop.🤣

  • @pamelanadel3787
    @pamelanadel3787 Год назад +83

    This has to be one of Bill’s best episodes. The award winners he mentioned would be proud to display their cojones awards. You should ship them with your congratulations. 👍

    • @carriebilly6312
      @carriebilly6312 Год назад +4

      You know that Bill will too!!

    • @birdiegirl1622
      @birdiegirl1622 Год назад

      As the Budweiser boycott is going on…adorable “ the left cancels people”

    • @EuroMIX2
      @EuroMIX2 Год назад +2

      I think you mean "Cojonulations".

  • @BMA8403
    @BMA8403 Год назад +5

    Wow! For the next show, I'll get my popcorn ready. Wasn't anticipating this. Well done, Bill! Also, if you're already thinking of a lifetime achievement, Ricky Gervais should get the inagrual award.

  • @leopoldoesquibeljr428
    @leopoldoesquibeljr428 Год назад +7

    If only there was an actual award like that, it would be so awesome I'd be teary eyed.

  • @kazkaz2212
    @kazkaz2212 Год назад +6

    Bill Maher is the greatest. The Cojones Awards should be a regular segment. Thanks, Bill, for using humour to turn the world the right way up again.

  • @inventgineer
    @inventgineer Год назад +131

    lmao 😂 @3:03, both the ceremony and the award itself were already great, but...........the fact that they felt the need to not just make it a statues of balls, but actually have a hinge point to swing on........👌😄💯 BEAUTIFUL touch -so delightfully unnecessary yet hilarious, haha.

    • @missella7339
      @missella7339 Год назад +3

      hahaha, they swing! 😂😂

    • @paavampatti
      @paavampatti Год назад +16

      I also love how the ribbon on his jacket is in the shape of balls.

    • @Tom-dv6ei
      @Tom-dv6ei Год назад +4

      Fully agree. When I saw them swing I immediately wondered....I bet there was a brief discussion as to whether they should be stationary or swing. The extra comedic element won out :)

    • @pvlkmrv
      @pvlkmrv Год назад +6

      Whoever’s job it was to design that trophy definitely doesn’t have a bullshit job. Excellent work.

    • @edeledeledel5490
      @edeledeledel5490 Год назад

      They just gold painted some store-bought Truck-Nuts, that swing on purpose.

  • @grafxgrl8030
    @grafxgrl8030 5 месяцев назад +1

    This is the best award show in the history of television.

  • @overthinker_overanalyser
    @overthinker_overanalyser Год назад +41

    This segment needs to be done monthly!!! Loved it 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻

    • @hijodelaisla275
      @hijodelaisla275 Год назад +1

      And let's hope there are enough competitors to have the award show monthly!

  • @donnavorce8856
    @donnavorce8856 Год назад +42

    Loved the Cajones Award show. I'd watch it monthly. Great work Bill. Keep 'em coming.

  • @0610doggie
    @0610doggie 3 месяца назад +1

    Hilarious! A must every year Bill!! ❤😂

  • @sophiadevetzis8193
    @sophiadevetzis8193 Год назад +4

    I'd watch this award show above any other. ❤

  • @nkfd4688
    @nkfd4688 Год назад +99

    I am so pleased at Bill Maher for having the *COJONES* to make this award ceremony. I hope to see many more over the years (I'm assuming it's held annually) 🏆

    • @timothybrown760
      @timothybrown760 Год назад +4

      We can only hope my friend, we can only hope!🙂🙏

    • @joeburns4209
      @joeburns4209 Год назад

      I love it as well. I just wish Bill Maher only had the cojones a few years ago when he joked on his show and said "I'm a house ni**a", and had Michael Eric Dyson and Ice Cube on the show the following week to condemn him for having the audacity to say the word in any context. I think if that whole thing happened now, Bill would take a different approach to it.

    • @nkfd4688
      @nkfd4688 Год назад +1

      @@joeburns4209 the word can be said in the right context. That's why context exists -- to bring words/sentences/video clips/etc into a more balanced understanding

  • @JeddieT
    @JeddieT Год назад +43

    Let’s hope this time next year there are enough awards to take up Bill’s entire hour - AND the Overtime.

    • @tomogden2432
      @tomogden2432 Год назад +2

      Let's hope there are enough nominees to make the Cojones Awards a weekly segment.

  • @guliyafayzullina3366
    @guliyafayzullina3366 Год назад +3

    I loved this! But it ended so quickly 😢 I want more!!!

  • @GrandTheftWatto
    @GrandTheftWatto Год назад +2

    You should do a "In Remembrance" reel of all of the people who lost their Cojones in the past year.

  • @rebeccashoemaker4443
    @rebeccashoemaker4443 Год назад +73

    Loved this! Thank you, Bill, for encouraging us to stand up to the current nonsense.

  • @teds8747
    @teds8747 Год назад +64

    This was one of the best bits I have seen from Real Time! Very well done, I enjoyed it. Thank You.

    • @TheRadioAteMyTV
      @TheRadioAteMyTV Год назад

      Just remember in this best bit, he trashes the right for standing up and then praised the lefties who came after the lefties. He never once supported or mentioned the right doing it to get their award. So brave and stunning to be mad when they come after your crowd but pile on when it is the other side. Hardly heroic.

  • @devinmcmanus
    @devinmcmanus Год назад +4

    "That's not a rule; fuck you!" Love it.

    • @timothybrown760
      @timothybrown760 Год назад +1

      I say that to anyone even remotely trying to 'cancel' me for what I say they don't like hearing! Thier reaction when I do is so priceless!!!😅😅😅

  • @Charlie-xc6mb
    @Charlie-xc6mb Год назад +6

    I would love for this to be a regular segment.

  • @MiklRngr
    @MiklRngr Год назад +8

    When Bill is wrong, he is wrong - and that makes him human. But when he is right, he nails the landing like a professional. Nicely done, sir.

  • @AlshaneBrown
    @AlshaneBrown Год назад +22

    The Cojones Awards needs to go mainstream. Great show

  • @paulperez6132
    @paulperez6132 Год назад +2

    Classic!!! I will be watching the Cojones every year!!! 🎉🎉🎉

  • @DrrTrevis
    @DrrTrevis Год назад +1

    This is what we need. This and all the winners and more! Great JOB

  • @Chipstacker1
    @Chipstacker1 Год назад +87

    This is absolutely brilliant.
    There should also be a monthly reverse cohones award show.

    • @donhagen6318
      @donhagen6318 Год назад +1

      I agree. A Golden Slug award for spineless, two-faced, wimpy hypocrites. (McConnell and McCarthy immediately come to mind).

    • @tomogden2432
      @tomogden2432 Год назад +17

      The Eunuch Awards?

    • @udaychavan2783
      @udaychavan2783 Год назад +5

      Tiny glass marbles attached to an eensie-weensie shrunken peensie?

    • @donhagen6318
      @donhagen6318 Год назад +3

      @@tomogden2432 That works! ✌

    • @andreasbyczkowski3435
      @andreasbyczkowski3435 Год назад +4

      The Raisins? 😜

  • @pvlkmrv
    @pvlkmrv Год назад +20

    Having courage is always a virtue

  • @heleneshomes
    @heleneshomes Год назад +1

    I want to see all the nominees 😂 Expecting a super long list

  • @leonlamar8341
    @leonlamar8341 Год назад +4

    Love it, and love you Bill - love what you do and how you do it. Will be waiting with baited ball breath for next year's Cojones Awards. Thank you.

  • @dirtyaussiegirl
    @dirtyaussiegirl Год назад +27

    Best awards show ever. Hopefully this will encourage more people to be brave enough to confront all the entitled dummies who cancel everything and who try to shame anyone who has a different opinion than their woke selves. Well done!