Red Mercury Found in an Egyptian Tomb! | TikTok Reaction

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  • Опубликовано: 4 фев 2025

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  • @rodchallis8031
    @rodchallis8031 2 года назад +275

    Red Mercury is a key ingredient in Djinn and Tonic. (I miss you Douglas Adams)

  • @ThrottleAddiction
    @ThrottleAddiction 2 года назад +130

    "Who?" - it all fell to pieces after that!

    • @Blood-hound
      @Blood-hound 2 года назад +1

      Yo kids still getting skin cancer ?

    • @imrino2918
      @imrino2918 2 года назад

      Zahi is the guy thats beghind keeping the ridiculousl egyptian theory of how the pyramids are built that you read about in school

    • @wassimelmeslouhi
      @wassimelmeslouhi Год назад

      You see who i see li 7wak hhhh

    • @jaymeVos
      @jaymeVos Год назад +1

      That was great 😂

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran Год назад

      Incredibly disrespectful and snobbish. That man is a very real person, and just because he's egyptian you can crap all over him?
      People like this guy? Seems like a racist asshole

  • @Taistelukalkkuna
    @Taistelukalkkuna 2 года назад +67

    First I read "Freddie Mercury Found in an Egyptian Tomb."

  • @gomahklawm4446
    @gomahklawm4446 2 года назад +36

    That last burn.....WOW!!! I used to skip these because "what useful info will be in one minute". Then I tried one...I will never miss another.

  • @TagiukGold
    @TagiukGold 2 года назад +45

    I lived on only mummy juice for over a year. I went from completely bed bound and helpless to being able to walk on my own.

    • @Eyes_Open
      @Eyes_Open 2 года назад +15

      Did you walk like an Egyptian?

    • @TagiukGold
      @TagiukGold 2 года назад +11

      @@Eyes_Open nope, I walked like a toddler.

    • @rootzero
      @rootzero 2 года назад +1

      💞❤️💫✨️🌟✨️💫❤️💞

    • @TagiukGold
      @TagiukGold Год назад

      @@thatoneguybones8036 In that year+, I went from being a newborn to being a toddler.

  • @JasonAlexzander1q47
    @JasonAlexzander1q47 2 года назад +16

    Thank you Dr Miano for teaching the truth of history/reality instead of entertaining and false tabloid style history

  • @jotarokujoandstarplatinum1280
    @jotarokujoandstarplatinum1280 2 года назад +86

    The worst part of this is that he rolled to hit with Magic Missile.

    • @pietersleijpen3662
      @pietersleijpen3662 2 года назад +9

      At least he did not cast it at the darkness ;)

    • @davidcarson3972
      @davidcarson3972 2 года назад +9

      Thank goodness I wasn’t the only one thinking that you don’t roll to hit with a MM

    • @socalchago
      @socalchago 2 года назад +1

      Why do you assume he was rolling to hit and not for damage?

    • @jotarokujoandstarplatinum1280
      @jotarokujoandstarplatinum1280 2 года назад +8

      @@socalchago Because he rolled a D20. Magic Missile uses a d4 for damage.

    • @socalchago
      @socalchago 2 года назад +3

      @@jotarokujoandstarplatinum1280 That's what I get for only listening to the content. All of this is beside the point since you can only cast MM on a creature. Although maybe he was casting MM on the "content" provider and not the Red Mercury?

  • @bipolarminddroppings
    @bipolarminddroppings 2 года назад +11

    My god! The Egyptians discovered the red matter from the Star Trek reboot!

  • @TheGeekyHippie
    @TheGeekyHippie 2 года назад +22

    Happy New Year David! Love these videos, and you tossing out a d20 cracked me up.

  • @NoelleIsTheGeoArchon
    @NoelleIsTheGeoArchon Год назад +2

    Yes, Egyptians use thermonuclear fusion and advance technology and yet defeated by iron age Hykos and Nubians.

  • @oberlanderguidaturistica4354
    @oberlanderguidaturistica4354 2 года назад +12

    magic missile doesn't require an attack roll, it always hits, you should have rolled 3d4 dice for damage

  • @mechanix1228
    @mechanix1228 2 года назад +11

    even the most casual star trek fan can clearly see were looking at red matter which can tear a hole in the space time continuum or something like that. Prepare the red matter!

    • @AdvancedLiving
      @AdvancedLiving 2 года назад +1

      “Red matter”? The Federation put a ban on that stuff years ago.

    • @triciac.5078
      @triciac.5078 2 года назад +1

      Haha! I was thinking the same thing. (And they were stupid to have created it. What a bad plot mechanism.)

    • @mnomadvfx
      @mnomadvfx 2 года назад +1

      @@triciac.5078 It's JJ Abrahms so deep philosophy is not on the menu 😅

    • @Waynesification
      @Waynesification 2 года назад

      I think you should look up the history of this. I don't know what the guy on the video is going on about, but it has been going around for a while. They are probably not aware of it here, as public mention of such an explosive substance turned up in the science press, but not this magical stuff.

  • @sdnw1840
    @sdnw1840 2 года назад +13

    My cat got into my red mercury and is now floating around the room... which is quite strange as I haven't heard floating to be one of its properties. It's not a property of cats, either! Truly amazing what you can find digging through bat shit while wearing a mummy costume. Good luck fellow red mercury hunters!

  • @mnomadvfx
    @mnomadvfx 2 года назад +49

    I died at "I cast Magic Missile"
    OK doc, you win the internets again!
    Happy new year all!

    • @Mein_Kek
      @Mein_Kek Год назад

      In the world of no brains. The people with half brain like these professor are the king

  • @slappy8941
    @slappy8941 Год назад +1

    Whenever someone is squinting at you like that, or doing anything else weird with their eyes while they're telling you a story, they're bullshitting you.

  • @qetoun
    @qetoun 2 года назад +4

    Isn't this what Spock used to try and prevent the Romulan sun's supernova?

  • @keithnance4209
    @keithnance4209 2 года назад +17

    This was hilarious! ‘I cast magic missile!!’ 😂🤙🏽

  • @jimato01
    @jimato01 2 года назад +20

    Awesome comment ! I Coughed up my drink ! Realty would be good , right.

  • @shaunmitchell2069
    @shaunmitchell2069 2 года назад +12

    Sounds like someone has watched star trek while reading Graham Hancock.

  • @SPharaoh
    @SPharaoh Год назад +1

    Red Mercury is very real and it’s naturally occurring substance. I can tell you, in my country there are few rare cases people have found it and sold it hundreds of thousands of dollars for it per gram. It’s top grades are from highest to lowest here ($325K per gram) 20/20, 27/27, 19/20, 18/20, 16/20 and 14/20. There are lower less valuable grades.

  • @papasitoman
    @papasitoman 2 года назад +2

    Happy New Year! I hope your channel explodes (in a good way) in 2023!

  • @Zee3po
    @Zee3po 2 года назад +2

    "I cast magic missile"
    LOL, I'm cracking up!

  • @betsyasher3033
    @betsyasher3033 2 года назад +1

    I just came across your channel and I am subscribing! RUclips needs more shorts of exposing the lies and confusion!

  • @edgarpereira9826
    @edgarpereira9826 2 года назад +1

    The "archeologist" is actually the Chief Restorer of the boat of Khufu. Is name is Hag Ahmed Youssef Moustafa. I think the ship was meant to navigate on water, not mercury. I'm a big buff of "alternative archeology". It's the stuff from what dreams are made. Thank you Dr. Miano from putting me in touch with reality.

  • @SaszaDerRoyt
    @SaszaDerRoyt 2 года назад +5

    The only red mercury I can think of in real life is cinnabar, a mineral often used as a pigment. While the art you can make with it may be magical, it's not quite as magical as what the fella here is talking about

    • @StoneInMySandal
      @StoneInMySandal 2 года назад +1

      Cinnabar (a mercury sulfide) is where mercury is obtained. It’s definitely not magic, but will give you mercury poisoning!
      Alchemical texts often call for red mercury, but nobody actually knows what it is. Some conspiracy theories about WWII also say the Nazis used it in the creation of their Die Glocke Wunderwaffe (wonder weapon).

  • @lindenstromberg6859
    @lindenstromberg6859 2 года назад +5

    There have been documented experiments! I read about it in the synopsis for Star Trek 2009 and Aladdin.

  • @LPlFan81
    @LPlFan81 Год назад +1

    What he is probably describing is cinnabar (mercury sulfide), which was commonly used as a red dye and in cosmetics in ancient times. Pretty much every ancient culture used it as a dye and in cosmetics (they didn't know it was toxic). Basically this boils down: someone found a cinnabar containing substance in the tomb.

  • @gailhowes9398
    @gailhowes9398 Год назад +1

    You are so hilarious! I have started to save all your postings🤭🥰

  • @silasakron4692
    @silasakron4692 2 года назад +29

    Have always loved your material, but had a recent death in the family and really needed a good laugh today, thank you sir.

    • @joearnold6881
      @joearnold6881 2 года назад +5

      So sorry for your loss. Solidarity

    • @silasakron4692
      @silasakron4692 2 года назад +3

      @@joearnold6881 Thanks Joe, kind of you to say.

    • @AlbertaGeek
      @AlbertaGeek 2 года назад +4

      Please accept my most sincere commiserations. I've been where you are and understand well the pain and confusion you're going through.

    • @silasakron4692
      @silasakron4692 Год назад +1

      @@AlbertaGeek Didn't see this until now. Thank you for taking the time to respond, also very kind. There are wonderful people out there...

    • @AlbertaGeek
      @AlbertaGeek Год назад

      @@silasakron4692 Hope you're doing better.

  • @carramrod9119
    @carramrod9119 2 года назад +1

    Imagine being this snarky while talking down to, berating and insulting people constantly and still being able to convince yourself that you’re a good person.

  • @albertoceleghin1988
    @albertoceleghin1988 2 года назад

    Keep them coming mate 😂😂

  • @j.d.564
    @j.d.564 Год назад +1

    ? Red mercury isn't real?' Then how tf am I able to Make it 💀

  • @johnjustice8478
    @johnjustice8478 2 года назад +2

    They used it in their thermometers.

  • @AdvancedLiving
    @AdvancedLiving 2 года назад +7

    Happy new year sir! Will you be attending “Cosmic Summit 2023”? If you don’t know it’s a convention for LAHT enthusiasts featuring Graham, Randall, Ben & Jimmy plus an assorted cast of RUclipsrs! I am not kidding this is actually a thing.

    • @backalleycqc4790
      @backalleycqc4790 2 года назад +3

      I would love to attend this, however I'm sure my maniacal and hysterical laugher during each presentation would get me thrown out.

    • @buffywinfree
      @buffywinfree 2 года назад +1

      Guess I know who all isnt trying to learn and ask questions- I forgot, you guys are still asleep with the baaaaa baaaaaas 🤣🥰🙏🏼

    • @buffywinfree
      @buffywinfree 2 года назад

      Bet you guys still think the great pyramid is a burial site and all the erosion is from wind......🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌🏼

  • @satansjihad6353
    @satansjihad6353 2 года назад +2

    Red Mercury would actually be a pretty badass name for a comic book character with super-speed powers.

  • @emlenemc
    @emlenemc 2 года назад +1

    You would love the Decoding the Unknown channel, they discuss and make fun of ideas like this then explore real possible solutions!

  • @bickyboo7789
    @bickyboo7789 2 года назад +7

    Gotta watch out for those thermometers spontaneously starting a nuclear reaction

  • @flightographist
    @flightographist 2 года назад

    Happy New Year! Thx for the first hard laugh of the year!

  • @rickybobby5153
    @rickybobby5153 2 года назад +1

    “Spontaneously create nuclear fusion” 😂

  • @NathanMudge
    @NathanMudge 2 года назад

    Thanks

  • @RhodeIslandWildlife
    @RhodeIslandWildlife 2 года назад

    When I saw the title I thought "Dr Miano will have a field day with this one"

  • @rickh3714
    @rickh3714 2 года назад +2

    He could be tangentially referring to
    Cinnabar = Mercuric sulfide
    = toxic vermilion
    coloured pigment. AKA said Vermilion. Commonly used pigment refined from natural ore deposits. Eventually turns near black if poorer quality. Some examples in Renaissance art survive in v.good condition.
    Also used in some Chinese children's water based poster paints. ( Personal anecdote after finding one VERY heavy, very beautiful jar of it without a safety label but a pigment designation).
    Very intense orange red that can nowadays only really be near duplicated with the less toxic Chrome Titanates, Perylene red to a degree.

    • @ßearhammer
      @ßearhammer 2 года назад +1

      I found they moved gold out of sight of pirates in artwork like you speak of. The Swiss via the Nazis collected many of those old paintings I read. No longer in circulation as child’s artwork but now stamped “in Gold we trust” on the artwork transmuted. Just a personal theory mixed with a little gifted abullity. The guy being made fun of by this obvious Jesuit-esque cøckblocker is like halfway to knowing exactly what I’ve been able to read in ancient picture recipes that speak thousands of words in barely a mouthful. Look at what the Dutch did to Africa due to misreading the recipes. This guy cockblocking dreamers instead of helping them get to their conclusion respectfully is the reason we can’t have nice things. He makes me laugh but then I view him as being that gate keeper that shows up when too many are getting too close to the gold. Always happens, the philistine long arm reaching out to keep the top spinning in their masters common direction. Reality? He says… there’s some reality for him, that Jesuit pawn. Now, with gloves at my feet and his, I say again, let’s sit as brothers before mankind’s viewing eyes and ears and hash out this high intelligence you seem to have on bragorious lock-down. Go!

  • @SobekLOTFC
    @SobekLOTFC 2 года назад +6

    Happy New Year, Dr Miano 🎆

  • @Jonnygurudesigns
    @Jonnygurudesigns 2 года назад

    Happy New Year! Best wishes to you and your family. I look forward to watching your channel continue to grow, as you take us on your educational fun journey!

  • @alexanderyagiela1724
    @alexanderyagiela1724 Год назад

    How i have missed your condesending voice. few places, would such a tone be needed. Also magic missle, friggin perfect bro!

  • @petejones8312
    @petejones8312 Год назад +1

    The philosopher's stone is made exclusively from your own urine. Facts, look it up.

  • @bunk-o2495
    @bunk-o2495 2 года назад +3

    if it can do all these things why do I even need the philosopher's stone?

  • @manuelernestoacebedo
    @manuelernestoacebedo Год назад +1

    That phylosopher is stoned...

  • @jeremysmith4620
    @jeremysmith4620 2 года назад +3

    My favorite viscous material ever found in an Egyptian sarcophagus was all that sewage run off that all these quacks were dying to drink years ago when it was found before they were told what it actually was. But what if that's what The Them want us to think? Maybe drinking raw sewage gives you magical powers? Shivambu!!! Now that is a great next topic for this guy.

    • @mnomadvfx
      @mnomadvfx 2 года назад +3

      Toxic Avenger enters the chat! 😂

    • @lukeskywalker3329
      @lukeskywalker3329 2 года назад +1

      Placebo effect !
      I am inwincible !
      🧐🤮🤧🤮🤢🤮🤢🤧🤢🤧🤮🤮🤢

  • @Legallyblonde1xo
    @Legallyblonde1xo 2 года назад

    I absolutely love your videos like this!! They seriously make me LOL, and definitely much appreciated when having crappy days!! I don't think I have LOLEd as hard as I do with your clap back videos, then any other video I have seen on here lol. Please, never stop!!

  • @nathanrice7352
    @nathanrice7352 2 года назад +5

    Solid. The Magic Missile bit cracked me up.

  • @kenbrady1985
    @kenbrady1985 Год назад

    Omg...when he rolled the dice I bout cramped to death from laughing so hard

  • @LaneLibra
    @LaneLibra 2 года назад +1

    Lol "expecto patronum" 😂

  • @catman8965
    @catman8965 2 года назад +1

    "Reality might be good". LMAO!!!
    "KNOWN to spontaneously cause nuclear fusion.". Gee we've been wasting our time and billions of dollars on lasers.

  • @stevendorries
    @stevendorries Год назад

    Magic missile doesn’t require an attack roll, it automatically hits unless someone casts counter spell or shield. You just roll your damage

  • @skhiozier3038
    @skhiozier3038 Год назад

    “The jinn must be loaded.” 😂😂😂

  • @joanfregapane8683
    @joanfregapane8683 2 года назад

    Wonderful short! Much needed early morning laugh: “ Reality might be nice.” Perfect!

  • @Azmania3000
    @Azmania3000 Год назад

    You know that magic missile dice throw looked suspiciously like a freudian slip 😂

  • @philthycat1408
    @philthycat1408 Год назад

    “Tearing a hole” in anything sounds painful.

  • @ZeranZeran
    @ZeranZeran Год назад +1

    What an incredibly rude and annoying video / person. Talking about you, buddy. He's telling the truth.

  • @stevebrickshitta870
    @stevebrickshitta870 2 года назад

    You cheeky bugger, you!
    What did you roll when you cast MM?
    Keep it up Sir🤘

  • @russellchristopherrobin3210
    @russellchristopherrobin3210 2 года назад

    "I cast magic missile" ... OMFGs! ROTFFL! A critical hit.

  • @massaosaito4084
    @massaosaito4084 Год назад

    Ok, the last reply made me crack laughing XD

  • @jimato01
    @jimato01 2 года назад +1

    Hey, hey wait a minute, there's this guy called Superman in 1938 that could do all sorts of things. Science has never explained that either. Wow !

    • @Waynesification
      @Waynesification 2 года назад

      It was a fictional character, as recorded in history! 😀

  • @eduardoavila646
    @eduardoavila646 2 года назад

    Please do one video on those hulkrogan cuts too!!! They are bizarre sometimes like saying the amazon is actually an human garden

  • @halo.hunter5079
    @halo.hunter5079 Год назад

    Always love these 😂

  • @capt.bart.roberts4975
    @capt.bart.roberts4975 Год назад

    Mercury Salts are red, it's ore Cinnabar, was used as a ppigment for paints from The Egyptians onward.

  • @augustoluna5577
    @augustoluna5577 Год назад

    "Jinn most be loaded". I died hahahahahah

  • @siddharthabanerjee6155
    @siddharthabanerjee6155 2 года назад

    Happy new year, Dr. Miano! Although I'm one of those who don't dismiss ALL witchcraft as rubbish (some evil and demonic forces definitely exist), the fact that it's 2023 and people still believe in these poorly researched conspiracies inspite of the fact that real research is more easily available on the internet than ever is really sad.

  • @olorin4317
    @olorin4317 2 года назад +1

    Yo dude, I'm pretty sure that's a bowling ball.

  • @elduderino7516
    @elduderino7516 2 года назад

    Thanks for doing this

  • @tracywebb1061
    @tracywebb1061 Год назад

    thanks 🙏 for sharing 😊

  • @JonnoPlays
    @JonnoPlays 2 года назад +1

    These TikTok channels are out of control. My brother sends me the dumbest videos and they're all from TikTok. Keep this series up because the misinformation is really taking hold. People actually believe this rot

  • @jackbarman7063
    @jackbarman7063 2 года назад

    Magic missile is one of the only damage spells that doesn’t require a d20 roll to hit or save from (the one other I can think of is heat metal).

    • @socalchago
      @socalchago 2 года назад

      Power Word Kill, Spike Growth, and the various Paladin smite spells come to mind.

    • @jackbarman7063
      @jackbarman7063 2 года назад

      @@socalchago good examples, though the smite spells still require you to hit with the weapon attack.

  • @bakerspitfire
    @bakerspitfire 2 года назад

    What do you think about the ancient site of gobekli tepe? Could that be a missing piece in finding a global ancient advanced civilization?

    • @bakerspitfire
      @bakerspitfire 2 года назад

      @Purple Syndicalist yeah there is, because hunter gatherers would have built a megalithic site, there’s never been hunter gatherers that have built one in history, which shows that there is an intelligence for them to be cutting those stones and place them the way they did it. Because hunter gatherers would not have had the technology to do that or carve those stones period. With new evidence comes into play nowadays majority of main stream. Historians don’t wanna look at the information because they feel like they already have it all figured out when they don’t. And there is tons of evidence of that because if you try to challenge the norm and present evidence, you get laughed out of the room.

    • @Eyes_Open
      @Eyes_Open Год назад

      That is not the oldest site. The sites show a gradual increase in stone sizes used for building. The building style is not very complicated. They have some nice relief carvings.

  • @Soapy-chan_old
    @Soapy-chan_old 2 года назад

    It's wild how creative we humans are and can just imagine anything and spout that much nonsense at the same time

  • @krisweinschenker598
    @krisweinschenker598 2 года назад

    Oh, come on.....
    You don't need to roll a d20 to cast magic missle😜😜

  • @TheTonyMcD
    @TheTonyMcD Год назад

    I loved the magic missile roll. And the ending, I said the exact same thing in my head.
    Also, wtf is red mercury even supposed to be? Mercury with food coloring? If JJ Trek didn't exist, would the red mercury fiction exist?

  • @great-ok-good
    @great-ok-good Год назад

    Damn!! I love how he exposes these fools 😂

  • @jasoncuculo7035
    @jasoncuculo7035 2 года назад

    Happy New Years

  • @Paul-hl8yg
    @Paul-hl8yg 2 года назад

    You're a treasure David! 😆👍🇬🇧

  • @vladtheimpala5532
    @vladtheimpala5532 Год назад

    TikTok University is my favorite. So much esoteric knowledge. Who cares if it’s true? Such trivialities are of no consequence.

  • @lex2882
    @lex2882 7 месяцев назад

    I found this quite fascinating.
    Vampires and red mercury.
    Both do not reflect in the mirror, and both are afraid of garlic.
    So could vampires ware geneticaly modified to had a red mercury instead of blood🤔.
    Sorry , not sure where I am going with this but it's to many coincidence

  • @seanwhelan879
    @seanwhelan879 2 года назад +3

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love your shorts , brilliant 🇮🇪🤣 "Reality " .

  • @baarni
    @baarni Год назад

    Oh, I recently found out that the philosophers stone was made from boiling Urine for 8 years…🤔 AJ from The Why Files told me…

  • @pickelperson4396
    @pickelperson4396 2 года назад

    i assume it is amber frlm the dragons blood tree, native to the general area of the islands around ethiopia or whatever

  • @samwill7259
    @samwill7259 2 года назад +2

    Citation. Please.
    The one way to shut this shit down at the door every single time

  • @elihinze3161
    @elihinze3161 2 года назад

    OK but the 20-sided die slayed me

  • @RobertWilliams-kk5ci
    @RobertWilliams-kk5ci 2 года назад

    My man whipped out a d20 lmao

  • @richardmiller3998
    @richardmiller3998 20 дней назад

    Some common sense thanks brother ❤

  • @lirrobinson8377
    @lirrobinson8377 2 года назад

    Is red mercury the same as red matter? The D20 killed me.🤣

  • @barrymantelli8011
    @barrymantelli8011 2 года назад

    a roll for attack was on point

    • @ronaldbender7226
      @ronaldbender7226 2 года назад

      Well... not really... Magic Missile always hits the target so no need to roll to hit.

  • @gulamshajid7992
    @gulamshajid7992 11 месяцев назад

    What is formula to create red mercury

  • @tallyhorizzla3330
    @tallyhorizzla3330 Год назад +1

    You can make it yourself,seems easy enough,if you can get a supply of Mercury.

  • @FKTHESYSTEM063
    @FKTHESYSTEM063 10 месяцев назад

    Is it available to us? Where can we get this from?

  • @carymartin1150
    @carymartin1150 2 года назад

    Hilarious, thank you, Doc

  • @ThiagoSTeixeir4
    @ThiagoSTeixeir4 2 года назад +1

    If is on the internet, is real.

  • @KhawaajaHassan
    @KhawaajaHassan 2 года назад +3

    Lmfao
    ....
    ...who??...

  • @EXMORr
    @EXMORr 2 года назад

    🤣😅🤣😅
    "Reality Might Be Good !!"
    Love This Channel 👍👍
    Thank God For You !!

  • @probablynotmyname8521
    @probablynotmyname8521 2 года назад +1

    Its like having an internet based fertilizer farm…