How James May almost killed Jeremy Clarkson

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 10 сен 2024
  • That would have been an intense special...
    #shorts

Комментарии • 79

  • @lalruatfela3394
    @lalruatfela3394 3 года назад +890

    "I almost killed the man."
    *Smooth jazz*

    • @kingfishr2436
      @kingfishr2436 3 года назад +9

      Ya like jazz

    • @ThBlueSalamander
      @ThBlueSalamander 3 года назад +1

      jag

    • @bazza945
      @bazza945 3 года назад

      Jezza is only slightly less annoying than Crazy Frog. (Or vice versa!?)

  • @Manuqtix.Manuqtix
    @Manuqtix.Manuqtix 3 года назад +669

    With friends like these, who needs enemies?

    • @yakiyaki5043
      @yakiyaki5043 3 года назад +6

      I love this comment lol

    • @erneststyczen7071
      @erneststyczen7071 3 года назад +8

      Some say that theres nothing more connecting than a common enemy.

    • @lasensenanayake
      @lasensenanayake 3 года назад +1

      @@erneststyczen7071 and he is called the stig

    • @erneststyczen7071
      @erneststyczen7071 3 года назад

      @@lasensenanayake the enemy?

    • @bazza945
      @bazza945 3 года назад

      James is well brought up, he would have sent flowers, maybe Belladonna?

  • @nitrogaming115
    @nitrogaming115 3 года назад +268

    Well James, you gotta remember, Jeremy is a heavy sleeper

  • @natalielastname1022
    @natalielastname1022 3 года назад +366

    Why is there always a shovel involved when these guys nearly murder each other

    • @user-vk2cd9qw7i
      @user-vk2cd9qw7i 3 года назад +1

      Ayaya kyoka better girl

    • @janbernad4729
      @janbernad4729 3 года назад +1

      *WWI intensifies*

    • @williambox2463
      @williambox2463 3 года назад +3

      So they can bury the body afterwards

    • @calebgonsalves2970
      @calebgonsalves2970 3 года назад

      @@williambox2463 what's the need for burying when we have the demolitions expert Richard Hammond?

    • @Icant476
      @Icant476 3 года назад

      Once there was a machete

  • @samdoe3608
    @samdoe3608 3 года назад +172

    How can you let the fire go out? It’s *promethean.*

    • @kwardozz
      @kwardozz 3 года назад +5

      two words: Jeremy Clarkson

  • @tom35790
    @tom35790 3 года назад +97

    The first thing that civilised the human race was James' taste in shirts

  • @decodolly1535
    @decodolly1535 3 года назад +207

    It's perfectly OK to admit to "thinking about it" so long as thinking is all you do.
    However, if you find yourself sharpening the edge on the small shovel.........

  • @Generalkenobi325
    @Generalkenobi325 4 месяца назад +1

    It’s the fact that he’s deadly serious that gets me 😂

  • @Enzoremusic
    @Enzoremusic 3 года назад +5

    *almost kills Jeremy*
    Reason: “how could you let the fire go out”

  • @iHaveTheDocuments
    @iHaveTheDocuments 3 года назад +19

    Reminder that Jeremy runs a farm now

    • @bazza945
      @bazza945 3 года назад +1

      Which is more annoying than letting the fire go out... or is it?

  • @bifygif9154
    @bifygif9154 3 года назад +88

    We have all imagined killing Clarkson.

    • @MegaChaos91
      @MegaChaos91 3 года назад +47

      Speak for yourself. I want Jezza to receive knighthood from the queen.

    • @StarHunter28
      @StarHunter28 3 года назад +32

      Sir CLARKSOOONNNN!!!!!

    • @trevorphilips2947
      @trevorphilips2947 3 года назад +1

      Nah. Just you.

    • @gwkiv1458
      @gwkiv1458 3 года назад

      @@trevorphilips2947 Nah, me too. Nah. Nah. Nah nah nah nah. Nah nah. Naahhhh.

    • @Aric_EPU
      @Aric_EPU 3 года назад

      @Noodle Boi As an American I fucking love the dude.

  • @tissuebox7817
    @tissuebox7817 3 года назад +16

    "And he hadn't done it" 😠 xD

  • @venomlink2033
    @venomlink2033 3 года назад +1

    Dam Benjamin Franklin lookin good for his age

  • @frarfclin7736
    @frarfclin7736 3 года назад +1

    "I'm sure he gets heavy flashbacks." 🤣

  • @edwardreece6062
    @edwardreece6062 3 года назад +4

    James may asmr

  • @loudnessjr
    @loudnessjr 3 года назад +4

    This is why jeremy likes richard more lol

  • @yardblah5161
    @yardblah5161 3 года назад

    James May logic: " by allowing the fire to die you have killed that which defines us from base animals..and have therefore killed humanity itself.."

  • @billyblood8993
    @billyblood8993 3 года назад +2

    Yelling racist slurs on a flight was not enough, now he's murdering his closest companions. I live in unwavering fear of what this monster may do next.

    • @alec4672
      @alec4672 3 года назад

      What the hell are you on about?? 😂😂🤔

  • @shawnwesner9431
    @shawnwesner9431 3 года назад +8

    Y do I feel like we have all had these moments in our life before, and yet some we regret not doing.lmao

  • @ixon4330
    @ixon4330 3 года назад +2

    Come on ! If I James May, give the man a breack ! Who wouldn't have thought in killing Jeremy Clarckson after working with him for a such a long time? It's a thing that comes naturally after few moments of knowing him, works like an inverted charm or something like that... Ask Hammond, you'll see...

  • @welshwolfie8806
    @welshwolfie8806 3 года назад +7

    Yes, because I too can wake up at 3 hour intervals during sleep to put logs in a fireplace 🤣

  • @giorgos_papadopoulos
    @giorgos_papadopoulos 3 года назад +1

    "He let the civilization go out"

  • @optimusprime2912
    @optimusprime2912 3 года назад

    "I've said this many times before, but the man is a knob, but i quite like him."

  • @paulcooper3410
    @paulcooper3410 3 года назад

    I always knew he was the most dangerous of the 3

  • @hab790
    @hab790 3 года назад

    James forgets that orangutans never grasped the concept of fire.

  • @tyronewhitehead3123
    @tyronewhitehead3123 Год назад

    You’re all simply the best

  • @bazza945
    @bazza945 3 года назад

    "Temptation, get thee behind me!"
    Actually, with right-minded jury, you would have got off without a stain on your character.

  • @robinraphael
    @robinraphael 3 года назад +3

    If it was so easy why didn't James do it and he was stupid for relying on Clarkson we all know you can't do that who the hell wakes up every 3 hours

    • @Sir_P
      @Sir_P 3 года назад +1

      Except Clarkson wasn't even asleep and he still let the fire go out

    • @bazza945
      @bazza945 3 года назад

      I'm sure it's a joke, but it's about Clarkson, so maybe I'm not 100% sure.

  • @burnuts007
    @burnuts007 3 года назад

    It’s Clarkson wouldn’t expect much more!

  • @jonnycsuperplumb765
    @jonnycsuperplumb765 3 года назад +1

    Thought that was Brian May 😆

  • @sigmaSERVIS
    @sigmaSERVIS 3 года назад

    what did Ice Cube say on that? 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Bosscarnage4
    @Bosscarnage4 3 года назад

    Honestly, not surprised at all

  • @VictorRamirez-hr4cl
    @VictorRamirez-hr4cl 3 года назад +1

    Nice to see james is still wearing his mums curtains still

  • @Fcutdlady
    @Fcutdlady 3 года назад

    He expected clarkson not to be a selfish ass . Bad mistake

  • @raoulduke8720
    @raoulduke8720 Год назад

    Also nearly attacked him with machete

  • @u.s.militia7682
    @u.s.militia7682 3 года назад

    He looks like my mother-in-law.

  • @steverichards575
    @steverichards575 3 года назад

    Interesting, so how long have you had these feelings?

  • @erginleksina1745
    @erginleksina1745 3 года назад

    Yes James, why are you wearing your mothers curtains 🤔

  • @LukesVintageRC
    @LukesVintageRC 3 года назад

    May would have 😆

  • @oswig1768
    @oswig1768 3 года назад

    You almost murdered the man more like

  • @d-dub2648
    @d-dub2648 3 года назад +7

    Um.....he looks like my nan.
    Creepy.

    • @natalie6117
      @natalie6117 3 года назад +1

      Are you dating Benjamin Franklin?

    • @natalie6117
      @natalie6117 3 года назад +2

      I’m sorry, I thought you said “my *MAN* ”......please disregard my comment 💀😭🤭

    • @S41N7
      @S41N7 3 года назад +1

      @@natalie6117 😂😂😂

  • @Viggggggr
    @Viggggggr 3 года назад +4

    Title “how clickbait is done” he didn’t almost kill him he just though about hitting him with a shovel

  • @branchyapple
    @branchyapple 3 года назад

    I dont follow him on what happend tho...

  • @jamiebaxter8476
    @jamiebaxter8476 3 года назад

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @6t3vwe50
    @6t3vwe50 3 года назад

    No one would care

  • @farmant1
    @farmant1 3 года назад

    Funny

  • @plweis7203
    @plweis7203 3 года назад

    Boooooring