It's perfectly OK to admit to "thinking about it" so long as thinking is all you do. However, if you find yourself sharpening the edge on the small shovel.........
Yelling racist slurs on a flight was not enough, now he's murdering his closest companions. I live in unwavering fear of what this monster may do next.
Come on ! If I James May, give the man a breack ! Who wouldn't have thought in killing Jeremy Clarckson after working with him for a such a long time? It's a thing that comes naturally after few moments of knowing him, works like an inverted charm or something like that... Ask Hammond, you'll see...
"I almost killed the man."
*Smooth jazz*
Ya like jazz
jag
Jezza is only slightly less annoying than Crazy Frog. (Or vice versa!?)
With friends like these, who needs enemies?
I love this comment lol
Some say that theres nothing more connecting than a common enemy.
@@erneststyczen7071 and he is called the stig
@@lasensenanayake the enemy?
James is well brought up, he would have sent flowers, maybe Belladonna?
Well James, you gotta remember, Jeremy is a heavy sleeper
Yorkson?
Why is there always a shovel involved when these guys nearly murder each other
Ayaya kyoka better girl
*WWI intensifies*
So they can bury the body afterwards
@@williambox2463 what's the need for burying when we have the demolitions expert Richard Hammond?
Once there was a machete
How can you let the fire go out? It’s *promethean.*
two words: Jeremy Clarkson
The first thing that civilised the human race was James' taste in shirts
Or lack thereof
It's perfectly OK to admit to "thinking about it" so long as thinking is all you do.
However, if you find yourself sharpening the edge on the small shovel.........
It’s the fact that he’s deadly serious that gets me 😂
*almost kills Jeremy*
Reason: “how could you let the fire go out”
Reminder that Jeremy runs a farm now
Which is more annoying than letting the fire go out... or is it?
We have all imagined killing Clarkson.
Speak for yourself. I want Jezza to receive knighthood from the queen.
Sir CLARKSOOONNNN!!!!!
Nah. Just you.
@@trevorphilips2947 Nah, me too. Nah. Nah. Nah nah nah nah. Nah nah. Naahhhh.
@Noodle Boi As an American I fucking love the dude.
"And he hadn't done it" 😠 xD
Dam Benjamin Franklin lookin good for his age
"I'm sure he gets heavy flashbacks." 🤣
James may asmr
This is why jeremy likes richard more lol
James May logic: " by allowing the fire to die you have killed that which defines us from base animals..and have therefore killed humanity itself.."
Yelling racist slurs on a flight was not enough, now he's murdering his closest companions. I live in unwavering fear of what this monster may do next.
What the hell are you on about?? 😂😂🤔
Y do I feel like we have all had these moments in our life before, and yet some we regret not doing.lmao
Come on ! If I James May, give the man a breack ! Who wouldn't have thought in killing Jeremy Clarckson after working with him for a such a long time? It's a thing that comes naturally after few moments of knowing him, works like an inverted charm or something like that... Ask Hammond, you'll see...
Yes, because I too can wake up at 3 hour intervals during sleep to put logs in a fireplace 🤣
"He let the civilization go out"
"I've said this many times before, but the man is a knob, but i quite like him."
I always knew he was the most dangerous of the 3
James forgets that orangutans never grasped the concept of fire.
You’re all simply the best
"Temptation, get thee behind me!"
Actually, with right-minded jury, you would have got off without a stain on your character.
If it was so easy why didn't James do it and he was stupid for relying on Clarkson we all know you can't do that who the hell wakes up every 3 hours
Except Clarkson wasn't even asleep and he still let the fire go out
I'm sure it's a joke, but it's about Clarkson, so maybe I'm not 100% sure.
It’s Clarkson wouldn’t expect much more!
Thought that was Brian May 😆
what did Ice Cube say on that? 🤣🤣🤣
Honestly, not surprised at all
Nice to see james is still wearing his mums curtains still
He expected clarkson not to be a selfish ass . Bad mistake
Also nearly attacked him with machete
He looks like my mother-in-law.
Interesting, so how long have you had these feelings?
Yes James, why are you wearing your mothers curtains 🤔
May would have 😆
You almost murdered the man more like
Um.....he looks like my nan.
Creepy.
Are you dating Benjamin Franklin?
I’m sorry, I thought you said “my *MAN* ”......please disregard my comment 💀😭🤭
@@natalie6117 😂😂😂
Title “how clickbait is done” he didn’t almost kill him he just though about hitting him with a shovel
I dont follow him on what happend tho...
🤣🤣🤣
No one would care
Funny
Boooooring