Most Quotable Lines in UFC MMA History

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  • @DustinTripleChamp
    @DustinTripleChamp 4 года назад +5891

    “I am not impressed by ur performance”
    That has to be the most brutal insult I’ve ever heard well done gsp

    • @sourpatchwrapper
      @sourpatchwrapper 4 года назад +152

      But for real tho, I was not impressed by his performance.

    • @DustinTripleChamp
      @DustinTripleChamp 4 года назад +58

      @@sourpatchwrapper if I beat Matt huges in the first round with a flying kneebar 360 no look downercut transitioned into a triangle choke x Gucci would u be impressed??

    • @sourpatchwrapper
      @sourpatchwrapper 4 года назад +151

      @@DustinTripleChamp I would be impressed by your performance.

    • @TomPuppetmaster
      @TomPuppetmaster 3 года назад +6

      GSP had a moment of bad english there haha

    • @enotsnavdier6867
      @enotsnavdier6867 3 года назад +13

      @@TomPuppetmaster I mean give him a break, he's Quebecois

  • @dungeonmaster420
    @dungeonmaster420 7 лет назад +10277

    How Canadians talk trash:
    Im not impressed by you performance *shakes hand*
    GSP is my favorite one, such a nice guy

    • @svetlinsofiev6729
      @svetlinsofiev6729 5 лет назад +25

      Lol

    • @ben9262
      @ben9262 5 лет назад +362

      You can tell he didn’t want to do Dana probably made him do it for promo 😂

    • @viz2y
      @viz2y 5 лет назад +213

      @@ben9262 yea he said later they basically made him say it and he regretted it because not was low class

    • @rBlake
      @rBlake 5 лет назад +24

      SongFinder no he didn’t, he said he was zoned out in the crowd and heard hughes mention his name in the post match interview and assumed he was just trash talking so came in and said that, he actually likes him a lot

    • @mattyy101
      @mattyy101 4 года назад +1

      Matt serra knocked him the fuck ut

  • @gorillaking_ak4758
    @gorillaking_ak4758 3 года назад +3374

    I like how Brock was getting booed but then mentioned beer and getting on top of his wife and everyone was cheering

    • @kanethesevenfootmonster868
      @kanethesevenfootmonster868 Год назад +15

      LOL, FR!!🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

    • @volt9934
      @volt9934 Год назад +6

      ONG 😂😂😂

    • @orphanoforbit7588
      @orphanoforbit7588 Год назад +122

      Yeah, that`s the level of intelligence in this sport.

    • @Brown87
      @Brown87 Год назад +47

      "We don't like you for being a champion, but we appreciate that you're attracted to your own wife" 😆

    • @Brown87
      @Brown87 Год назад

      @ChrisJones-ek2gm What's that, bud? 😌

  • @E-A-Z-Y
    @E-A-Z-Y 6 лет назад +9211

    “Who the fook is dat gooy?”
    If you look closely, you can see his soul die. So brutal.

    • @surena3727
      @surena3727 5 лет назад +147

      No no no you absolutely showing your lack of education
      The proper pronouncing is
      Hew da fook iz dat gooy

    • @recipoldinasty
      @recipoldinasty 5 лет назад +3

      Er boro hes not a billionaire nut very rich indeed

    • @DannyG21
      @DannyG21 5 лет назад +41

      @Er boro billionaire lol there's only been one billionaire athlete of all time and it's tiger woods nothing since. Mayweather isn't even a billionaire and he's got more bank then Connor. So idk wtf your smoking

    • @DannyG21
      @DannyG21 5 лет назад +16

      @Er boro Connors net worth is 110 million lol your just making up facts u idiot stfu

    • @vicenteseva6514
      @vicenteseva6514 5 лет назад +17

      @Er boro yes he is a billionaire if he lives in indonesia and changes all of his money to rupees

  • @MScotty90
    @MScotty90 7 лет назад +7409

    To this day I'm still amazed at how high Ken Shamrock managed to kick that chair.

    • @user-to7vm2xe2h
      @user-to7vm2xe2h 7 лет назад +454

      MS90 funny thing is look at Dana's face expression before Ken kicked the chair and after hhhhhh

    • @jonmoris9354
      @jonmoris9354 7 лет назад +157

      MS90 i agree im glad im not the only one that noticed and it flew straight up it was awesome

    • @EasyST-music
      @EasyST-music 7 лет назад +29

      dude got slapped with it lol

    • @EXTREEEEEEEEEME
      @EXTREEEEEEEEEME 7 лет назад +68

      MS90 and a nice catch from Dana

    • @nyykSIUUU
      @nyykSIUUU 7 лет назад +41

      How Dana catched it

  • @XXLRebel
    @XXLRebel 3 года назад +1675

    3:44 Hearing Rampage Jackson say "Sheeeeet" is the best thing I've ever heard in my life😂😂

  • @ToddDCLT4
    @ToddDCLT4 7 лет назад +6094

    "Hell I might even lay on top of my wife tonight." Amanda Nunes

    • @cwatson42785
      @cwatson42785 7 лет назад +352

      Todd Michaels Oh sissor me timbers!

    • @larry149
      @larry149 7 лет назад +30

      LMAO!!!

    • @MrT6250
      @MrT6250 7 лет назад +6

      😂

    • @cheapshic
      @cheapshic 7 лет назад +73

      i dont like the hate amanda gets but damn that was a funny comment haha. plus it wasnt hateful obviously

    • @ToddDCLT4
      @ToddDCLT4 7 лет назад +444

      "Where Rhonda Rousey fine ass at?" Amanda Nunes

  • @trebur1180
    @trebur1180 7 лет назад +1124

    "This is a simulated death match... and you haven't simulated anyone's death yet"
    WTF LOL

    • @jhaziv2
      @jhaziv2 7 лет назад +87

      Team alpha male level trash talk

    • @oetd13
      @oetd13 7 лет назад +126

      JHaz i think that quote wasnt bad at all. He is saying that most of cruz wins are by decision

    • @HugoStiglitz88
      @HugoStiglitz88 7 лет назад +78

      That shit was hilarious. Because at that point Cruz hadn't been finishing anyone.

    • @PONYBOYonline
      @PONYBOYonline 7 лет назад +15

      Faber is such a goof. I love it. Always has some good punchlines.

    • @zumis1011
      @zumis1011 7 лет назад +15

      UFC matches are a simulated death match, if there was no ref in there, and no rounds, then two men would presumably fight to the death. It's a theoretical way to simulate who would be able to defeat and therefore kill their opponent, while trying to minimize the possibility of it actually happening. But, when you got fighters like Cruz who often times barely bruise their opponents, and sometimes take significantly more damage, and still win, it negates that, and makes it more of a game of tag. Really, it's only Cruz, there's plenty of points fighters but none that win by tapping their opponents over and over.

  • @kurtangleinatinycowboyhat4567
    @kurtangleinatinycowboyhat4567 3 года назад +1835

    “I’m gonna go home tonight, and I’m gonna drink a Coors Light. That’s a COORS Light cuz Bud Light won’t pay me nothin.” - Brock Lesnar.

    • @alec1115
      @alec1115 3 года назад +74

      Rumor has it Dana White REALLY flipped out when Brock dissed the sponsor.

    • @raulpetrascu2696
      @raulpetrascu2696 3 года назад +51

      Unplanned but god tier marketing

    • @luckyrockmore2796
      @luckyrockmore2796 3 года назад +23

      "I want to thank God, God bless you" also high I.Q. Brock Lesnar

    • @GBrimstone
      @GBrimstone 3 года назад +13

      @@alec1115 well I presume that was the only reason why Lesnar had to apologize after lol.

    • @alec1115
      @alec1115 3 года назад

      @@GBrimstone 100%

  • @yahkomania
    @yahkomania 5 лет назад +2683

    Word has it Jemery Stephens to this day looks in the mirror and asks himself "Who are you"

  • @dznArro
    @dznArro 7 лет назад +2314

    “yewl dew nuttin .” i want that on my tomb stone

    • @dznArro
      @dznArro 6 лет назад +39

      Derek boy tf

    • @xafbxmoto269
      @xafbxmoto269 5 лет назад +2

      Why nate definitely did something lol

    • @xafbxmoto269
      @xafbxmoto269 5 лет назад

      @Aurelius No haha

    • @ivanbunting5448
      @ivanbunting5448 5 лет назад +2

      @@dznArro one year later you would have people lining up for miles to piss on it.

    • @ramzichouk4080
      @ramzichouk4080 5 лет назад +3

      Let's talk now

  • @sampreethrv675
    @sampreethrv675 3 года назад +2205

    “When you’re the best fighter in the world today, they don’t call you a great fighter. They call you Chael Sonnen.”
    -Chael Sonnen

  • @MEEPxx
    @MEEPxx 5 лет назад +2895

    "You think imma just sit there and let you kill me jon? Really?" 😂😂😂

    • @sagekrazy5376
      @sagekrazy5376 3 года назад +141

      Everytime i hear that i die lmao

    • @shivaanrambally9611
      @shivaanrambally9611 3 года назад +57

      Fr tho lmao shit had me dying

    • @TMeek94
      @TMeek94 3 года назад +28

      @@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 hahahahah

    • @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363
      @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 3 года назад +11

      @@TMeek94 if Hell was a party I would want to go there to. Us Christians love pleasure not pain that is why we want to get to Heaven (psalm 16:11 11You will show me the path of life; In Your presence is fullness of joy; At Your right hand are pleasures forevermore). Heaven is all pleasure; 1000 times more pleasurable than anything on earth. Hell is described as fire, pain, misery forevermore.

    • @TMeek94
      @TMeek94 3 года назад +46

      @@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 I love a good fictional story but I dont get why you are posting it here

  • @thetruemanc6195
    @thetruemanc6195 7 лет назад +3188

    The DC/Jones one is still hilarious😂 "Jon, do you think I'm just gonna sit here and let you kill me?"

    • @user-to7vm2xe2h
      @user-to7vm2xe2h 7 лет назад +11

      MCR Kid because that's what I would do I don't know about other people hhhhhh

    • @BNhandle
      @BNhandle 7 лет назад +140

      MCR Kid the way he said it as well, was hilarious

    • @BNhandle
      @BNhandle 7 лет назад +3

      MCR Kid I bet after that, he was like 'ohhhh' 😂😂😂 he can try as hard as he likes but he's not the best talker

    • @gregg9788
      @gregg9788 7 лет назад +107

      He actually said the same thing to Frank Mir before they fought. Frank said that he will break his arm and DC asked what you think I'm just gonna stand there and let you break my arm or something like that.

    • @minilogo1337
      @minilogo1337 7 лет назад +159

      DC is a funny fucking guy lol

  • @ColtonBarrett
    @ColtonBarrett 3 года назад +303

    "Beat you within living death" 😂😂 that was the best one! That pause, that laugh, that childlike stomp, even the guy in the back chuckled till he got hit in the face with the chair!

    • @Shreekumarji
      @Shreekumarji 3 года назад +46

      the guy in the back was Dana White.

    • @cee5212
      @cee5212 Год назад +11

      ​@@ShreekumarjiCrazy how HGH changes your look completely 😬

    • @redbaron5308
      @redbaron5308 Год назад +4

      You’re being funny right? You I know you knew that was Dana 😂

    • @dfredankey
      @dfredankey Год назад +1

      Way too funny no response needed

  • @GiorgoH
    @GiorgoH 7 лет назад +785

    "Y'all have pecan pie up in this muthafucka too? Shiiieeett"

    • @AshH988
      @AshH988 7 лет назад +18

      George Hotousiotis I love rampage 😂

    • @DannyBoy-by5bv
      @DannyBoy-by5bv 7 лет назад +11

      George Hotousiotis shit fuckin kills me 😂😂

    • @jh7616
      @jh7616 7 лет назад +2

      AshH 96 brilliant 😂

    • @aus995
      @aus995 7 лет назад +2

      Rampage is literally a meme now

    • @amensbuildingjourney
      @amensbuildingjourney 8 месяцев назад

      @@aus995aging well

  • @FrumpyDucks
    @FrumpyDucks 7 лет назад +447

    nah
    "that's fucking illegal"
    is No.1 by a mile, it will never get old.

    • @HugoStiglitz88
      @HugoStiglitz88 7 лет назад +9

      I completely agree. They should've played that line multiple times.

    • @TheRealFFS
      @TheRealFFS 7 лет назад +3

      Fuck him.

    • @samuel3253
      @samuel3253 7 лет назад +4

      Dana's best is smirk followed by "I don't give a fuck"

    • @robertwhittakerp4p1goat3
      @robertwhittakerp4p1goat3 7 лет назад +1

      followed by "If you give a shit, Tune in!" that one's hilarious too lol

    • @modestmouse7
      @modestmouse7 7 лет назад +1

      what was the quote about?

  • @abhishekchauhan-ym5en
    @abhishekchauhan-ym5en 3 года назад +161

    I don't think Brock Lesnar gets enough credit for getting the UFC where it is today. Dude brought a whole new audience to the game.

    • @beeragonewhere2819
      @beeragonewhere2819 11 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah the biggest cheat in mma come on grow a brain

    • @Jt-hn6lp
      @Jt-hn6lp 7 месяцев назад +9

      @@beeragonewhere2819 If we are going down that route, Jon Jones is a cheater too

  • @jazzabighits4473
    @jazzabighits4473 5 лет назад +3188

    "I'm a white boy and I'm jacked, deal with it" - Cris Cyborg

  • @kaze459
    @kaze459 7 лет назад +620

    "Don't be Scared Homie" - USADA

  • @williamkelly8951
    @williamkelly8951 3 года назад +246

    Joe: "Why did you take off your shorts?"
    Lewis: "Mah ballz was hot."

    • @Joe-ck9gj
      @Joe-ck9gj 3 года назад +16

      Joe: “I understand”

    • @ethanwells1230
      @ethanwells1230 3 года назад

      this is my personal favorite quote

    • @CaptainBenjamins
      @CaptainBenjamins 10 месяцев назад

      Always going to be a classic

    • @angelsaldana6761
      @angelsaldana6761 8 месяцев назад +1

      You know how scary it is to know that this quote was posted two years ago. And it felt like just a couple months ago I watched that fight live😭

  • @steveestrada500
    @steveestrada500 7 лет назад +1458

    "Oh y'all got pecan pie up in this mufucka, shiiiit"

    • @Redheadfan
      @Redheadfan 5 лет назад +39

      Rampage the goat

    • @ddd-sx7pw
      @ddd-sx7pw 5 лет назад +10

      Steve Estrada sheeeeeet

    • @wazzzombie05
      @wazzzombie05 5 лет назад +10

      What do absolute legends say: Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!

    • @wazzzombie05
      @wazzzombie05 5 лет назад +4

      @@ddd-sx7pw Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!

    • @maximus6746
      @maximus6746 5 лет назад +5

      SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYT

  • @horseejohnson
    @horseejohnson 5 лет назад +3440

    “ yall got carrot cakes and stuff up there shieeeet “ “yall got pecan pie too “ shieeet 😂😂😂😂😂😂 love rampage 🤍

    • @thechrishouse
      @thechrishouse 4 года назад +23

      skeederbop tv yeah that shit was hilarious 😂😂😂

    • @lizetteavila4415
      @lizetteavila4415 4 года назад +10

      skeederbop tv Lmaooo😂😂😂

    • @horseejohnson
      @horseejohnson 4 года назад +6

      Lizette Avila 😂😂😂😩

    • @MarkieC1990
      @MarkieC1990 4 года назад +28

      Rampage was hilarious, loved it when he was on TUF 😂😂

    • @TH3USUALSUSPECT
      @TH3USUALSUSPECT 3 года назад +4

      That one was the best 😂

  • @AhmetKaan
    @AhmetKaan 3 года назад +87

    3:17 moment of honesty, the game plan was really that

    • @oddalfhutlur6760
      @oddalfhutlur6760 Год назад

      Remember how he always touched costa in TUF back in the days? Wendy is a legend but also secretly a shlong gobbler i think

  • @javierduran1390
    @javierduran1390 5 лет назад +576

    "I'm not impressed by your performance" Savage

    • @lionsden5123
      @lionsden5123 5 лет назад +27

      I believe it’s spelled “Per-FOR-MENZ”

  • @joshjoshson5999
    @joshjoshson5999 7 лет назад +1108

    "Sheeeeeiiit"

  • @joemonteirosportsshorts3343
    @joemonteirosportsshorts3343 3 года назад +75

    Nick Diaz: They sellin wolf tickets
    0:14 GSP: 👁 👄 👁

  • @maximstriganov
    @maximstriganov 7 лет назад +1806

    Gotta love Nate's game plan

    • @alexandrunicolae5863
      @alexandrunicolae5863 7 лет назад +15

      maxim striganov I died

    • @minjuice2269
      @minjuice2269 6 лет назад +55

      A beautifully constructed gameplan.

    • @Jong23
      @Jong23 6 лет назад +2

      maxim striganov Had me dying😂😂😂💀

    • @dtrain2499
      @dtrain2499 6 лет назад +12

      I mean, it worked.

    • @TheBaldyheed
      @TheBaldyheed 6 лет назад +14

      Nate is easily the funniest fucker in the UFC 😂😂

  • @davidlink412
    @davidlink412 7 лет назад +646

    "your playing touch-butt with that dork in the park"....best quote ever

    • @JohnLee-fr6pi
      @JohnLee-fr6pi 5 лет назад +7

      You're*

    • @brycegrimaldi94
      @brycegrimaldi94 5 лет назад +17

      David Link also from the same quote “you seem to have it all figured out when you’re fightin midgets”

    • @svetlinsofiev6729
      @svetlinsofiev6729 5 лет назад

      Yeah lol

  • @AbysswalkerD
    @AbysswalkerD 3 года назад +429

    1:47 why is this so goddamn funny 😂

    • @DGNT1
      @DGNT1 3 года назад +81

      I think its because Daniel was actually confused. look at his face lol

    • @jaredpayer3928
      @jaredpayer3928 3 года назад +43

      I mean really

    • @tenusboat
      @tenusboat 3 года назад

      Lmaoo

    • @EFCDKZ
      @EFCDKZ 3 года назад +13

      The "I mean really" reminded me of carlton off fresh Prince of bel air

    • @Eyeofthetiger69
      @Eyeofthetiger69 Год назад +2

      Lol. DC was trying so hard to come up with a response there.

  • @snor_flex2613
    @snor_flex2613 5 лет назад +3559

    best fight plan ever.
    1.fufu
    2.hit em with some good shit
    3.don't get hit
    4.come home with good cash

    • @deejaysenda1045
      @deejaysenda1045 5 лет назад +32

      WHAT D FCK IS FUFU??

    • @peter9111
      @peter9111 5 лет назад +75

      Fufu 😂😂😂

    • @ainz9812
      @ainz9812 5 лет назад +20

      its fho fho you deaf fuck

    • @darkgamer-ff6rt
      @darkgamer-ff6rt 5 лет назад +56

      Ainz shut the fuck up you dumb bitch

    • @Joshuaeway03
      @Joshuaeway03 5 лет назад +10

      @@darkgamer-ff6rt yeah tell that dumb guy again

  • @footage6402
    @footage6402 5 лет назад +2124

    A lot of respect to Nate for admitting all of the UFC is on steroids. That was some OG shit right there.

    • @valentinoMMA
      @valentinoMMA 5 лет назад +35

      Actually pathetic to be honest with you ,

    • @RheemQ
      @RheemQ 5 лет назад +327

      @@valentinoMMA you just mad he exposed your favorite fighters

    • @MusaDays808
      @MusaDays808 4 года назад +83

      @@valentinoMMA Salty Little Twat 🙄
      Fuck Outta Here 🤦‍♂️

    • @knukklez5644
      @knukklez5644 4 года назад +16

      valentino dosantos gtfoh, it’s all true.

    • @joegaribay710
      @joegaribay710 4 года назад +10

      @@valentinoMMA your life is pathetic 😂😂😂

  • @lawrenceprice3090
    @lawrenceprice3090 3 года назад +59

    I love how Conor looks like his genuinely thinking really hard about who would give him the toughest fight until Jeremy Stephens chimes in. To be far to him, his knockouts are pretty dam scary.

  • @dkmbstudio
    @dkmbstudio 5 лет назад +2968

    "youre on steroids". *shows lesnar on next clip*

    • @slyny6052
      @slyny6052 4 года назад +130

      Joe Turner ur an idiot of u haven’t realized Lesnar has been on roids since highschool lmfao

    • @joem6023
      @joem6023 4 года назад +73

      @Joe Turner pretty sure brocks been on steroids since he was 2 days old

    • @DC-zi6se
      @DC-zi6se 4 года назад +16

      @@slyny6052 "Roided since Highschool" sounds like an 80s comedy

    • @slyny6052
      @slyny6052 4 года назад +1

      @@DC-zi6se ur right. It kinda does. Lets start our own comedy show staring leznar the lesbian 💀💀😂

    • @LLE08071635
      @LLE08071635 3 года назад

      @Joe Turner so dumb he’d been taking it all the way through his MMA career just never got caught , it’s called cycling on and off so you won’t come up positive no one is born with natural superhero genetics

  • @Erivanci
    @Erivanci 7 лет назад +1399

    "And this is still my boy!" - Michael Chiesa's mom.

    • @RainyCityResident
      @RainyCityResident 7 лет назад

      Erivanci lmao

    • @DekkarJr
      @DekkarJr 7 лет назад +3

      LOL. Wow that is fucking savage. Its too bad that Chiesa didn't sustain that bad of a beatdown though like Rockhold did to Weidman.

    • @Popdaddy88
      @Popdaddy88 7 лет назад

      Rapportus5 a

    • @MrT6250
      @MrT6250 7 лет назад

      Erivanci 😂😂

    • @mrb1306
      @mrb1306 7 лет назад +1

      This one is actually original 👏😂😂

  • @luqmanas1534
    @luqmanas1534 3 года назад +87

    GSP is the OG trash talker. He wasn’t impressed with that performance!

  • @jamesrund1763
    @jamesrund1763 7 лет назад +2200

    Calling out a dudes wife after knocking him out. Derrick Lewis is such a savage.

    • @dustinalexander157
      @dustinalexander157 7 лет назад +58

      James Rund Fuck Travis Browne. I thought it was funny

    • @zumis1011
      @zumis1011 7 лет назад +136

      He only did it because Browne is a known woman beater

    • @cwatson42785
      @cwatson42785 7 лет назад +2

      James Rund Wait they are married?

    • @xXSEGISMUNDOXx
      @xXSEGISMUNDOXx 7 лет назад +138

      He just called her fine ass

    • @coolblaze442
      @coolblaze442 7 лет назад +20

      Chris Watson no they were dating at the time. Now they are engaged.

  • @shoox2011
    @shoox2011 7 лет назад +568

    ''I back, trust me I back''

  • @jaymarciano011
    @jaymarciano011 3 года назад +86

    3:18 greatest line ever

  • @giphh
    @giphh 5 лет назад +1250

    2:23 Lmao that's the funniest shit ever the pause he took and laughed

  • @veerajpai7342
    @veerajpai7342 5 лет назад +280

    "A I'm not surprised motherfuckerz" won it for me

    • @noelramirez9532
      @noelramirez9532 5 лет назад +11

      yea that shit legendary

    • @Jhon-d6z
      @Jhon-d6z 8 дней назад

      You think im just gonna sit here and let you kill me jon??

  • @colby9945
    @colby9945 3 года назад +198

    "Id like to take this time to apologize.. To absolutely nobody!!!" Lol back when Conor was stone cold

    • @Robc1987
      @Robc1987 Год назад +2

      Probably the best quote in the history of the UFC.

    • @JoeyJojoJrJr
      @JoeyJojoJrJr 11 месяцев назад

      I can't fucking stand Conor, and even I have to admit that was hilarious.

  • @thenotorious8439
    @thenotorious8439 7 лет назад +1780

    Where is "Anderson Silva, you absolutely suck"

    • @super7o
      @super7o 7 лет назад +57

      chael is off limits , he still verbally destroys connor he just doesnt have da skill

    • @cheapshic
      @cheapshic 7 лет назад +1

      plus hes cheesey AF

    • @thebeef2565
      @thebeef2565 7 лет назад +86

      He was one round away from defeating the Anderson Silva in his prime. Wouldn't say he doesn't have the skill.

    • @honorguard88
      @honorguard88 7 лет назад +1

      Because no one quotes that. 😂

    • @dxburner222
      @dxburner222 7 лет назад +15

      Rich Chigga yeah. That is easily my fav post fight interview ever.

  • @LDacic
    @LDacic 6 лет назад +551

    "Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night.. all day"

    • @johngr1747
      @johngr1747 5 лет назад +6

      dude got'em a lil twisted there
      lol

    • @crowns9966
      @crowns9966 4 года назад +8

      @@johngr1747 You know how our boy Nick rolls with it

    • @alenfora1400
      @alenfora1400 3 года назад

      Dobar dobar

    • @apalo70
      @apalo70 3 года назад

      These people are so unintentionally funny

  • @mr.ditkovich6379
    @mr.ditkovich6379 3 года назад +15

    They way Anderson says "I back" is hilarious

  • @dubheirs511
    @dubheirs511 7 лет назад +262

    "TRAIN BY DAY, JOE ROGAN PODCAST BY NIGHT...ALL DAY!"
    I've been trying to figure out where that came from for SO LONG.

    • @janrudzki8612
      @janrudzki8612 7 лет назад +11

      me too :D I had no idea it was Nick Diaz saying that line

    • @raymondnatividad364
      @raymondnatividad364 6 лет назад

      Maybe it was just me but for the longest I thought that was Callen’s voice.

  • @moutaz30
    @moutaz30 7 лет назад +290

    "This is number one bullshit" - Khabib

    • @jamesc2545
      @jamesc2545 7 лет назад +2

      Motaz he needs to make weight... thats number one bullshit

  • @Du3Lality
    @Du3Lality 3 года назад +10

    The "Fight Chuck" from Silva was 🤣🤣🤣

  • @tedjarman4686
    @tedjarman4686 3 года назад +167

    3:46 "Oh y'all got carrot cake? SHIIIIIYYYUTTTTT" You gotta love Rampage Jackson

  • @michaelzhu6221
    @michaelzhu6221 7 лет назад +178

    The best was "im not surprised motherfucker" and "i apologize... to absolutely nobody"😂😂😂

  • @joeydrummer7929
    @joeydrummer7929 3 года назад +11

    LMAO Cormier
    “Jon... Jon .. do you think I’m just gonna sit there and let you kill me?? I mean really ! “ 😂😂😂😂

  • @fiacremcaleer5057
    @fiacremcaleer5057 7 лет назад +269

    "I'd like to take this chance.. to apologise.. to ABSOLUTELY NOBODY, sir" - Sage Northcutt

    • @Hittlinho
      @Hittlinho 6 лет назад +1

      ercaif Leeracm everybody*

  • @shotdoctor5869
    @shotdoctor5869 7 лет назад +826

    This entire video could just be Conor and the Diaz brothers.

    • @atxcat6873
      @atxcat6873 6 лет назад +3

      Or Nate trollin conor

  • @HaynesJP
    @HaynesJP 3 года назад +23

    2:28 Shamrock kicks that chair and Dana catches it like “WTF!!!”

  • @rorybanta515
    @rorybanta515 4 года назад +200

    I think Faber saying "you haven't simulated anyone's death yet" is low key the funniest line in the video

    • @prozzt
      @prozzt Год назад +1

      I’m saying 😂

    • @Noble7whaaaaaattt
      @Noble7whaaaaaattt 11 месяцев назад

      I was looking for a comment like this 🤣 such a stupidly awesome line

  • @dublindubs23
    @dublindubs23 7 лет назад +1050

    lmao the diaz bros are the best

  • @nickhansen5386
    @nickhansen5386 3 года назад +8

    “This is a simulated death match, and you haven’t simulated anyone’s death yet”
    Cold

  • @guymcguy3083
    @guymcguy3083 7 лет назад +114

    Robbie Lawler will forever be in my nightmares after what he just said

    • @CPUGaming
      @CPUGaming 7 лет назад +5

      I thought it was corny, actually. Not to mention that Conor is a bad styles matchup for Lawler.

    • @guymcguy3083
      @guymcguy3083 7 лет назад +9

      D Snipes so? if that fucker looked you in the eyes and said he was gonna take your soul you'd shit yourself

    • @guymcguy3083
      @guymcguy3083 7 лет назад +2

      D Snipes don't act tough it was a joke

    • @RiseAboveMagic932
      @RiseAboveMagic932 7 лет назад

      k

    • @MrBaseballplayer25
      @MrBaseballplayer25 7 лет назад

      He’s kinda scary in person too.

  • @topsecret5110
    @topsecret5110 5 лет назад +173

    5:24 ooohh... that's where that's from

    • @aidiancazares9619
      @aidiancazares9619 4 года назад +11

      I was fucken amazed 😂😂 I had that exact reaction . 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

    • @TerrisLP
      @TerrisLP 3 года назад +5

      I thought it was Joe saying it the whole time...

    • @GabrielGarcia-lw4tb
      @GabrielGarcia-lw4tb 3 года назад

      @@TerrisLP same lol

    • @yeetwchybaban
      @yeetwchybaban 3 года назад

      Huh

  • @amischiefofsouls
    @amischiefofsouls Год назад +2

    “Oh y’all got carrot cakes and stuff up in here? Sheeeet. Oh y’all got pecan pie up in the mfer too? Sheeeeet.”

  • @stephenhughes5156
    @stephenhughes5156 7 лет назад +103

    "Michael Bisping, I love you. You swear at me, I say I love you."

    • @dinuclear3985
      @dinuclear3985 7 лет назад +10

      noo "i love you Mike, you said that to me (showing middle finger), i loove you"

    • @HugoStiglitz88
      @HugoStiglitz88 7 лет назад +7

      don't forget, SEE YOU SOON, BOOOOOYYYYEE
      and "no forget Jesus" or no for gay jesus
      and "HANGING WITH THE BOOOOYYYYEEEEZZZZ"

  • @kaleb7045
    @kaleb7045 6 лет назад +117

    Nate Diaz be sounding like Walter whites kid from breaking bad 😂

  • @briannetamaraa4557
    @briannetamaraa4557 3 года назад +45

    “Cause if I hurt him I’m not taking his neck”
    “What are you gonna take?”
    “.....his soul🤪”

    • @danielcastaneda4356
      @danielcastaneda4356 3 года назад +3

      I'm surprised that more people aren't talking about that ruthless is one scary ass dude lol

    • @notme5521
      @notme5521 9 месяцев назад

      i want you

  • @KiTTVII
    @KiTTVII 5 лет назад +66

    2:23 titos reaction is gold

  • @MejorContoneo
    @MejorContoneo 5 лет назад +214

    "Train by day Joe Rogan Podcast by night! All day! Aaaaaand boom, were live"

    • @God-iz3of
      @God-iz3of 3 года назад +7

      Yeah I was expecting the drums afterwards

  • @oscargutierrez8897
    @oscargutierrez8897 Месяц назад +3

    3:21 chuck was like Hell Na dawg! 😂

  • @egonurquhart-gagne239
    @egonurquhart-gagne239 4 года назад +881

    “I’d like to take this time to apologize, to absolutely fookin NOBODY” legend!

    • @juanburgueno3274
      @juanburgueno3274 3 года назад +52

      "the double champ does what the fook he wants"

    • @johnny614
      @johnny614 3 года назад +8

      "Bring out the red panties" 😎

    • @JonnyLabbat
      @JonnyLabbat 3 года назад +5

      your legend is a tap out monster and just got knocked out. any other fighter would be put to the prelims. his last call out was to fight a old , old style fighter Diego sanchez for easy money. no legend does that.

    • @cm4658
      @cm4658 3 года назад +19

      @@JonnyLabbat virgin

    • @MIKE-TYTHON
      @MIKE-TYTHON 3 года назад +4

      @@cm4658 would rather be a virgin than a rapist which the person your sticking up for is, go google it

  • @Mandela-LM
    @Mandela-LM 6 лет назад +280

    2:15 is the best thing i have seen in years 😂

    • @im7559
      @im7559 5 лет назад +11

      Luc Manders if you look closely the guy who caught the chair with his face also happened to catch it with his hands too

    • @ghostfacekillah7130
      @ghostfacekillah7130 5 лет назад +21

      Cozy Crunchez that guy is Dana White

    • @D00NBU66Y
      @D00NBU66Y 5 лет назад +1

      Sick magic trick

  • @DZ-co4uh
    @DZ-co4uh 3 года назад +8

    When Lawler said “His soul” I genuinely believed him lmao

  • @AshH988
    @AshH988 7 лет назад +467

    3:46 to 3:54 Shiiet 😂😂 I love Rampage

  • @renko4651
    @renko4651 7 лет назад +523

    "I'm not surprised motherfuckers"
    After he strangled UFC's Goldenboy. That's so fucking epic

    • @Uncle_Baby_Billy
      @Uncle_Baby_Billy 7 лет назад +9

      Andrew Ortiz yup, not only that but the fight was starting to go in nates favor.

    • @LionOfKashmir
      @LionOfKashmir 7 лет назад +39

      How people can a rate a decision (which was closer than people think) over Conor almost getting TKO'd and then getting choked the fuck out amazes me. & 99% of these Conor dick riders aren't even Irish. lmfao

    • @PirategamingClan
      @PirategamingClan 7 лет назад +2

      Renko wins the rematch and Conor says "surprise motherfuckers the King is back" now that's epic. Talk ab chills

    • @EVO6-
      @EVO6- 7 лет назад

      Ahmed Hussain
      They're not taking about statistics or technical dominance, it's about how physically damaged and battered Nate was.

    • @excution99
      @excution99 7 лет назад +3

      1-1 deal with it bitch.

  • @mammothorbust
    @mammothorbust 3 года назад +28

    I never knew where Joe Rogan’s podcast intro came from till now

    • @ffft873
      @ffft873 10 месяцев назад

      I thought it was Bryan Callen’s voice, not Nick Diaz 😂

  • @rezenking8426
    @rezenking8426 5 лет назад +182

    "this is a simulated death match.. And you haven't simulated anyone's death yet" 🤔

    • @xXSulliesXx
      @xXSulliesXx 4 года назад +1

      Randy Howe da fuck is Uriah on about😂

    • @Max-xl7ei
      @Max-xl7ei 3 года назад +4

      @@xXSulliesXx its simple. He is saying that cruz has never finished anybody and if fighting had no refs and it was to the death then a finish would mean death. Therefore cruz has never simulated anybodys death

  • @calebjaymes9710
    @calebjaymes9710 5 лет назад +104

    At 3:39 he felt so confident then it was shattered

  • @jarrahpatacsil6476
    @jarrahpatacsil6476 3 года назад +4

    2:22 sounds too much like hes saying his matrimonial lines to him that i cant help but laugh like him 😂😂

  • @XX-dq5hd
    @XX-dq5hd 7 лет назад +67

    The atmosphere & noise in that room after Conor said "who the fook is that guy" is absolutely mind blowing

    • @DropBombsInOctagons
      @DropBombsInOctagons 7 лет назад +3

      "You know damn well who I am" - Demi "Dick Devour-er" Lavado

  • @titsmcghee1086
    @titsmcghee1086 4 года назад +140

    1:02 when someone says “new year, new me”

  • @RetroR0bbie
    @RetroR0bbie 3 года назад +50

    back when Conor was excited for 60K. He was a hungry and motivated fighter. His last good MMA fight where he was fully prepared was against Alvarez. After making that money from the Floyd fight he no longer had any drive and was far from his best as he did not put the effort a hungry fighter would.

    • @jordenthomson9551
      @jordenthomson9551 3 года назад

      So the cowboy conor fight never happened?

    • @RetroR0bbie
      @RetroR0bbie 3 года назад +10

      @@jordenthomson9551 It did and Conor dominated. But it doesn't change the points I made. Just because you are no longer a hungry fighter doesn't mean you lose every fight.

    • @Dan_NYCZ
      @Dan_NYCZ 3 года назад +3

      True man. We will not see Conor again :/ and sadly, there will be no one same as Conor :(

  • @johngr1747
    @johngr1747 5 лет назад +292

    3:18 - 3:24 the highlight!

    • @jjm6491
      @jjm6491 3 года назад +18

      hahahhaha got me rolling omg

    • @AJG523
      @AJG523 3 года назад +7

      Worst English I’ve ever heard

    • @gabrielacevedo3143
      @gabrielacevedo3143 3 года назад

      Jajaja lol

    • @RC-md2yx
      @RC-md2yx 3 года назад +15

      😂😂😂😂 fuck chuck

    • @xaviertran
      @xaviertran 3 года назад

      Lmao Axe murderer classic gaff

  • @MKSMentality1
    @MKSMentality1 5 лет назад +273

    I knew this would be a bunch of Nate Diaz and McGregor quotes 😂

  • @californiarollwithramensea8220
    @californiarollwithramensea8220 2 года назад +3

    Nick sitting arm's reach from Dana telling the people they're selling wolf tickets and Dana just standing there like "come on man" is too good.

  • @sgrshnshw
    @sgrshnshw 5 лет назад +60

    "y'all got pecan pie up in this mofucka too? shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit"

  • @gabrielfuller9708
    @gabrielfuller9708 7 лет назад +54

    "I clearly felt the tap" - Kevin Lee

  • @UndisputedMoss
    @UndisputedMoss 3 года назад +6

    “Phuck that, Conor McGregor you have taken everything I’ve worked for motherfucka” - Nate Diaz

  • @ClipsOfTheCentury00
    @ClipsOfTheCentury00 5 лет назад +139

    3:48 that’s perfect 😂

  • @johnggg7770
    @johnggg7770 5 лет назад +1716

    I seriously think Conor had no idea who that guy was. You could clearly see the confusion on his face😂😂😂

    • @adamhassan385
      @adamhassan385 5 лет назад +319

      He stated in a recent video that he did, and gave props to Jeremy

    • @davenadeau8671
      @davenadeau8671 5 лет назад +148

      yeah he just said he knew who he was and that hes a good fighter, he was just giving a good show.. I'm just confused when you say ''you could clearly see the confusion on his face'' when he has those huge glasses lol

    • @johnggg7770
      @johnggg7770 5 лет назад +1

      Dave Nadeau ok

    • @johnggg7770
      @johnggg7770 5 лет назад

      PantsTheThird Das cool

    • @youknow2849
      @youknow2849 4 года назад +11

      Conor admitted to knowing who jeremy was and even gave him complete credit on his abilitues and said he respects Jeremy, seems tour the only one that hasnt seen this interview of Conor's lol

  • @Supernova-lc2yf
    @Supernova-lc2yf 3 года назад +6

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 4:24 "Break out the red panties"

  • @bommtatak
    @bommtatak 4 года назад +53

    GSP sound like a kid reciting what has been taught to him in the class 😂

  • @fadiebrhem7174
    @fadiebrhem7174 5 лет назад +803

    Khabibs “I will smash your boy” should be on this.
    Mcgregor is still the funniest though.

    • @maxp5568
      @maxp5568 5 лет назад +42

      Word...
      And... 'my balls was hot' &
      'Hit em with the 3 piece and soda'.

    •  4 года назад

      Facts 💯

    • @kungfukennytde6065
      @kungfukennytde6065 4 года назад +1

      That was okay

    • @Madness1299
      @Madness1299 4 года назад +24

      Also "It's Tony time bitches"

    • @Guy-cs8yj
      @Guy-cs8yj 4 года назад +28

      “Dees ees namber wan boolshit”

  • @JustSomeAussie1
    @JustSomeAussie1 3 года назад +4

    "I'm going to beat you into the living death" is the funniest shit i've ever heard

  • @dxburner222
    @dxburner222 7 лет назад +2101

    I'm not impressed by your performance.....

    • @RainyCityResident
      @RainyCityResident 7 лет назад +43

      dxburner222 It sounded more like "Poor-For-Months" lol

    • @KRoOoOoZ
      @KRoOoOoZ 7 лет назад +13

      Peerfoormeencee

    • @patrickferreira6949
      @patrickferreira6949 7 лет назад +2

      :')

    • @bossboy191919
      @bossboy191919 7 лет назад +3

      John Dougherty Haha I am gonna use it too now when another hooker disappoints me with her bj skills. #Fukkbananapeelingbjs

    • @damianrichards4682
      @damianrichards4682 7 лет назад +2

      dxburner222 more like Purr-four-munce

  • @joshg6030
    @joshg6030 5 лет назад +122

    The Diaz bros and Mcgregor have the best savage quotes of all time

  • @bendoversr3861
    @bendoversr3861 3 года назад +5

    “It’s Nermal” 😂😂. Kills me everytime

  • @crazydunker92
    @crazydunker92 7 лет назад +1543

    Nothing will ever top "who da fook is that guy".

    • @jase4010
      @jase4010 7 лет назад +1

      crazydunker92 had me rolling

    • @KRoOoOoZ
      @KRoOoOoZ 7 лет назад +47

      "thats fucking illegal" is better and still making me laugh no matter how many times i watch it :)

    • @Shard.11
      @Shard.11 7 лет назад +41

      I believe: "Do you think i am just gonna sit there and let you kill me Jon" is the best one by a country mile

    • @Grimy_Aaronarr
      @Grimy_Aaronarr 7 лет назад +6

      Shard hands down the funniest one

    • @boltspeedman21
      @boltspeedman21 7 лет назад +5

      crazydunker92... it's good, unless you actually watch a lot of UFC and you know EXACTLY who Jeremy Stephens is cause u love MMA fighting

  • @willpasta1024
    @willpasta1024 7 лет назад +452

    "Who Da FOOK is Dat.

  • @siek4015
    @siek4015 Год назад +2

    0:44 "I back" 🤣

  • @NotTheLarryDavid
    @NotTheLarryDavid 7 лет назад +19

    That simulated death match shit had me in tears. God bless Faber, you tiny blocky surfer of a dude!

  • @Matt-uz9mq
    @Matt-uz9mq 7 лет назад +52

    the robbie part wasn't cringey, because of how intimidating and real that shit was.

    • @Matt-uz9mq
      @Matt-uz9mq 7 лет назад +3

      I like Mcgregor to man, but open your eyes

    • @blair1781
      @blair1781 7 лет назад +2

      wutup5566 yeah after all the wars he's had that's the only reason he got koed

    • @blair1781
      @blair1781 7 лет назад +1

      Loyalty1269 well Conor was probably happy that happened because lawler would've killed him

    • @MrBaseballplayer25
      @MrBaseballplayer25 7 лет назад

      He got caught. Everybody can get caught once. It’s a fight

  • @The-Dom
    @The-Dom 3 года назад +3

    "i am not impressed with your performance." is still my favorite trash talk.

  • @Dark-xs5lf
    @Dark-xs5lf 5 лет назад +131

    2:24 probably the funniest shit I've seen in a min